I am tired of losing play fights with my boyfriend. How do I

Break his knees

work on legs only
grapple him
get him in a leg hold
then make him suffer under your ass

Find a little old Asian janitor to make you do a bunch of chores. Alternatively, you could just take up an internal focused martial art like Baguazhang and learn how to move your body right.

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>>42377686
Get a gun you dumbass

>>42377686
slip 3 finger into his ass and throw him around like a bowling ball

>>42377703
Why only legs? My arms are like spaghetti.

>>42377690
No. I need real advice because I want to beat him up.

>>42377829
You want Brazillian jiu jitsu. As little as a few months of regular training will be enough. It's perfect for this situation.

>>42377686
how many times have you hinted at him to engage in pegging.

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>>42377686
>>>/lgbt/

>>42378183
But I'm a girl?

>>42378237
yes but you are biologically male

>>42377743
as a woman your legs and hips are your best assets, use them

stop being a homo

>>42377686
Let me make this clear. No amount of natty training would make you stronger than a male intermediate who just finished starting strength.
You could MAYBE do 3 plate squats or 1.5 plate bench. But that'll be the peak of your genetics
The most you could hope for to beat your boyfriend is MMA training

>>42378258
No. I'm biologically female

>>42378295
Please be in London. I've never talked to a woman before. What's your name?

>>42377717
>no bowling gf

>>42378278
>Implying OP is a girl
Kek

>>42377845
A few months of training will not make up for a massive difference in weight and strength.

>>42378295
Then you will probably always lose unless you lift for a long time and convince him to starve himself at the same time.

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>>42378295
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

>>42377686
turn the play fight into a real fight.
cheap shots, kick in the balls and finish him with a hook to the jaw once his head drops in pain.

>>42377829
Use chloroform, THEN beat him up

You aren't ever going to be stronger than your boyfriend OP. An untrained man is still much stronger than an untrained woman, and if he doew any sort of physical activity then you're done for. Maybe if you lift for 2+ years could you potentially match him but that's only if he does nothing and weighs like 150 pounds.

Your best bet is to learn a grappling combat sport like BJJ and fuck him up that way. Skilled women have beaten men at least two times their size before provided the man has never done combat sports before, so I think you'll be fine with that.

>>42378412
>implying literally any woman ever is able to generate enough power to knock out an average male
just lol

>>42378412
But he could completely wreck me
He just holds my arms down in play fights so I don't know what a punch would be like

>>42378529
pls be in dunedin

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>>42378529
It will never happen, webm related is what happens if a woman tries to seriously fight a man

>>42378258
Fucking kek holy shit

>>42377686

the moment you beat him in a fight is the moment you realise he is weaker than you and you are no longer attractive than him.

you then will hate him for this and either find someone else or

you may find ways to get stronger than him with time and effort

but you can NEVER have what you truly want

>>42377686
You should just submit like a good girl.

>>42378278
don't forget breasts, flash your tits at him and while he is distracted kick him in the balls

>>42378258
Lost

>>42378404
I hate this pasta.

>>42378258
My oats came out my nose kek

>>42378578
Thats awful. What movie is this? And who's responsible for putting all those strong fighting kickass women in film nowadays?

Wait guys, what about Joan of Arc? Didn't she fight men and win?

>>42378578
That's awful. Now I have a massive boner.

>>42377686
If you're a girl, you won't.

If you're a guy, kys faggot

>>42377686
If you're a female, you will never beat ur bf in a playfight because ur a female and females are trash :^ )

>>42378529
a well placed knee to the balls will take care of that.

>>42377686
>break the wrist
>walk away

>>42379547
or perhaps he will enter fight or flight and tear her (his) head off

>>42378843
no she was unusually good at inspiring men to fight other men

>>42377686

Get a baseball bat.

>>42378578

She isn't even close enough to hit him with the batong. Shit fight coreography.

>>42378529
But you LIKE getting wrecked, don't you babe?

>>42377686
Join a freestyle wrestling club

>>42378387
>a few months of training will not make up for strength and size differences

Wew lad, you clearly know jack shit about BJJ
Watch UFC 1-10, Royce Gracie (skinny brazillian) schools many big boys using his BJJ skills

>>42378378
I kinda got hard, but you killed my dick and now it turtled

>>42378237
Females are physically weaker. Why is it hard to understand

>>42378314
Ruslana

>>42379850
And how long has Royce Gracie been training again? It's not the specific martial art that makes you win, it's the years of experience. The greater the weight difference, the more extra experience required over your opponent. A few months is only enough to make you beat an unskilled opponent of similar size and strength. If you'd ever sparred in a martial art you'd know this.

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>>42378562
>dunedin
pls be in angband

>>42379850
>a few months of bjj will make her the equivalent of a Gracie

>>42379828
No. Holding me down was hot at first but it bruises my ego. I'm a competitive girl.

>>42379908
That's a strong Rus name, but is it really a name?

>>42377686
come be with me bb, I'll let you win for realsies

>>42379949
HET

>>42379943
Lift hard. Bulk aggressively. Learn a martial art that focuses on small vs big scenarios, IDK something eastern like Judo.

Or play your trump card, and put rules on your playfights. Enough and so restrictive that you can get the advantage when you break them.

>>42377686
You can't win. The few women who I have ever seen beating a dude in a fight were the ones that were fighting men smaller than them or this on Taekwondo world champion who just knocked some dude down with one kick right to the head.

You really want to knock your bf out? Get huge and heavier than him or learn a Capoeira kick and hit him right in the head when he is not paying attention. Then you pray he doesn't die or get seriously hurt, otherwise you have no chance. No technique or martial art can save you when your opponent can literally lift you up with one limb. Life is not anime, women are not strong as men, its the same as expecting the male Praying Mantis to win against the female.

>>42378578
I'm a girl and this turns me on

>>42378314
achmedette

>>42380733
if it makes you feel any better, I'm a guy and I'd rape you if I could

>>42378578
>police in eu don't carry firearms

Top kek

>>42377717
this is the only correct answer; he'll think twice about pouncing you if you can reliably tickle his prostate

>>42377703
This sounds amazing desu

>>42381801
Lost

>>42378314
Negrette McNigger, not to be confused me for my brother, Nigger McNigger

>>42378404
I love this pasta.

>>42377686
Suck his dick.

>>42377686
Stop trying to be a man.

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>>42378578
After seeing that pic, I got a boner then realized that I should go workout some more.
Should I be worried?

>>42382113
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4755176/The-women-girls-killed-men-addicted-pornography.html
yes.

>>42381833
doesnt that give him more power
he gets to decide when and where they fuck. if she gets the fingers in fast enough, they fuck. if she doesnt, he wins.

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>>42378843
Jeannu was the flag-bearer.
She helped France unfuck itself by rallying the men.
Having God on your side helps too.

>>42378578
source. now

>>42377686
most fighting styles rely on cardiovascular endurance and explosive strength. adopt a routine focused on olympic style lifts and take up running/skipping rope or whatever form of cardio training you prefer. additionally you should study a style of fighting. wrestling and/or boxxing will probably do you unless your friend is asian

>>42382144
Damn dude. I was hinting at some sexy rape play with me as the criminal breaking into a bedroom and her as the cop who's unwinding after a day of busting bad guys. What the fuck?

>>42378836
This I think
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2241475/

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>>42377686
>not pretending to oppose resistance and letting him win so you can feel overpowered and have rape-play

>>42378404
voting love. upboated ecks dee!

>>42378529
grappling, not striking. bjj is the answer.

>>42379594
have you ever been knee'd in the balls?
that's not the kind of pain you can shrug off even with copious amounts of adrenaline.

>>42383215
I have, rage 100% takes over. I had a bruise on my dick and balls for a week

>>42378258
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>>42378812
Samefag

>>42378578
I have a huge boner rn

>>42379916
This, I went to a mixed judo club for a while and even though I was an amateur, if I didn't put myself off balance it was impossible for the women to do anything to me.

>>42378404
lol i love this pasta so much

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>>42383654
Get a life, loser

>>42378404
if you aren't a bot or some kind of antifa shill,
people like you ruin the board more than any other legal kind of post