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Best purchase of my life. My stress levels are nonexistent, my

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Best purchase of my life. My stress levels are nonexistent, my focus is laser sharp since my mind is no longer clouded by the miasma of lust, and I'm overall much happier. 3 to 4 months of absolute bliss for the price of a 3D IMAX movie.
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How do you clean it?
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>>42343057
Wait is the inside of the pussy actually shaped like that?
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>>42343378
>rinse the stuff out with clear water
>rub gently inside and outside with regular hand soap
>rinse again a few times
>for long period before next use: spray some antibacterial product, wait a bit, rinse.
>dry the best you can with a towel and microfiber cloth (no not use hair dryer!)
>store it in a clean and dry place, away from the sun and heat sources
They also sell nice antibacterial and skin-safe powders that you can spread on the inside of your model can't turn inside out.
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You know /jp/ has some onahole threads with way better suggestions.
https://pastebin.com/UzDTygzg
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>>42343057
Just so you know, these things feel nothing like real pussy.
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>>42343471
Oh yeah also make sure that you don't live in Canada or Australia when ordering loli holes with the box art still on it. Some poor anon was arrested in Canada for ordering hole with a cartoon little girl
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>>42343499
Because they're cold. If you use enough lube, it's a close approximation.

>>42343513
You can get one modeled on pornstars.
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>>42343393
Yea, it's a piece of an actual girl they cut open in the OP.
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>>42343499
They're better
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>>42343790
its not warm and dosent move

it cant be better
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>>42344029
They have warmers you dumbass
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>>42343057
This thing looks micro sized; how the fuck am I supposed to fit my 6.5'' girthed dick into it?
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>>42344092
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>>42343057
I can think of very few things more psychologically depressing to own as a man...

just the picture in my mind of a man walking to the sink to wash this plastic thing he just came inside of... damn bruh.....
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>>42343499
Why should women enjoy dildos and all sorts of toys and men have to have the stigma of enjoying even just one toy. Pussy takes a LOT of work to get and sometimes a brother just wants to nut, stop with this bullshit and let guys have their fun.
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>>42343521
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>>42345515
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>>42345500
double standard
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>>42345500
Because if a woman has a lot of sex then she's seen negatively. Dildos are a necessary defense mechanism against the societal double standard.
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>>42345553
>Because if a woman has a lot of sex then she's seen negatively.
Maybe back in the day, but these days it's all about "guuuuuuuuuuuuuurl power" but only when it suits them. We get shafted (no pun/homo intended) with less sex and shame for enjoying masturbation with toys or anything else, they should just call us Generation Blue Balls.
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>>42345600
Degeneration Iron.
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>dont have own credit card
>get paid cash
how do I get one of these?
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>>42343393
kinda ,can't imagine the opening is too similar but there is a kind of bumpy/rough feeling area about half way in, then if you push too far you hit the back wall which never feels nice for me

looks like it would feel right
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>>42345644
ignore post, ill get a prepaid card from walgreens
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>>42345654
You're looking to spend anywhere from $20 to $80.
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>>42345654
Just go to /jp/ they have a General for onaholes
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>>42345690
wtf I love weebs now

t-thanks

>>42345684
better than a couple hundred in dates for quality puss
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I tried it once but it made my peepee bleed
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>>42344061
>he doesn't even own an onahole warmer
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I'm on my 12th day of nofap and I haven't a boner all day. Libido is kill
Can't really see why revving it up again would be a smart choice. Masturbation spikes cortisol and prolactin
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>>42343057
>tfw my penor is too big for fleshlights and condoms
It sucks being 6.5 girth when you never get laid
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>>42344092
They're stretchy as fuck, you could jam a fist in there. Ain't gonna last long if you do, but it's possible.
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>>42345600
If you wanna get laid so bad fuck a fatty
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>>42346188
The rational side of me says "just do it if you need a piece" but the other side of me wouldn't feel genuine. Pussy excuse I know.
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>>42343057
>>>/r9k/ faggot. /fit/ is for men who fuck (or at least aspire to) fuck real women with real vaginas.
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I read that jerking off to porn is bad for you, but if I use an ona hole + some 3D hentai game then it will pretty much be close enough to fucking an actual girl that the negative effects would be negated right?
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>>42346255
lmaoing hard at a beta like you. run along little manlet
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>>42345500
>Why should women enjoy dildos and all sorts of toys and men have to have the stigma of enjoying even just one toy

Because women are supposed to be passive and men aren't, you nancy boy. Stop culling your urges so you can be more aggressive. Women should do the exact opposite.

"Double standards" Yuck, fucking feminist men.
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>>42346313
I could back in nails with my cock I'm so hard, I need no more aggression 4 dry months has given me plenty but shit sucks when you don't have any game and everywhere you look it's spam/bots/catfish/"pro's"
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>>42346273
>real alphas stay in their rooms and fuck pieces of plastic
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>>42346313
>>>/mgtow/
>>>/incels/
>>>/ebinbadassclub/
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>>42345463
Yeah I can't believe these virgins would want jacking off to feel better lol. It's like, wow, you think you deserve to feel good without paying the toll for a woman's holes? No sweetie it doesn't work like that. Haha, cringe.
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>>42346273
Jesus I hope he never reproduces
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>>42343057
>>42346353
Please never reply to anybody ever again. You can't handle the responsibility.
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>>42346313
>i must show the world how masculine I am by being hyper retarded and aggressive
lol
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>>42343378
Wear a condom
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>>42346421
Here's a reply, lad. You can go back to watching PUA videos now.
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>>42346313
>women are supposed to be passive and men aren't
Exactly. Now lemme smash that fucking onahole while watching the most disgusting porn at the comfort of my home and drink my "protein" after
Fuck you
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>>42346455
Is that what you got from the post? Are you mentally challenged? If you're constantly sexually satisfied, you're less likely to go out and get laid. If you aren't satisfied, you want to do something to satisfy. The fact that you would even for one second disagree with this is so fucking retarded I'm almost physically sick.
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>>42345610
Criminally underrated
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>>42346487
2/10
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>>42346313
>>42346487
3/10 troll, got me to reply.
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Realistically, what percentage of young Western men are as ostracized as threads like this make them out to be?
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>>42346480
It's amazing how hard you're projecting right now. Nobody is PUA. It's simple, if you're cumming at home, you have less urge to get laid. Sorry if this infuriates you, maybe you need to check that temper.

>>42346502
>>42346499
Complete and utter admission that I'm correct. Next time don't get so angry over common sense. Don't get so worked up over obvious statements and you won't humiliate yourself in front of the entire board.
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>>42346465
What's the point of wearing a condom? Don't you want it to feel good?
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>>42346313
cringe/10
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>>42346465
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>>42343378
Lick it clean
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>>42344029
underrated post
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>>42346273
well it's not every day that you see the worst picture you've ever seen
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>>42346580
Almost every guy that doesnt play sports
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>>42343421
>>42343378
These are easy to clean, but expensive.
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>>42348183
is this one of them japanese puzzle boxes
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>>42348183
Does the ice melt?
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>>42348183
can i comfortably fit something that's over nine inches long and a bit over 6 inches in girth into it?
And how much does it cost.
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>>42345463
Well, having another person to cum in would be better of course, but for many of us, that's simply not realistic (yet?)
Never orgasming is sub-optimal for prostate health, takes a lot of will-power for most people, and wet dreams are annoying
So I want to make myself orgasm, at least once a week
I could jerk my dick once a week in the old-fashioned way, but fucking a fake pussy seems all-round superior :
-no death-grip
-it's an (almost) full body movement instead of just an arm exercise
-slightly better practice for real sex (though obviously the social part is the real challenge, but still)
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>>42348258
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>>42343057
>Live in the land of the free, United States
>Feel compelled to justify a single (1) goddamn thing to anonymous people over the Internet

You should be ashamed of yourself. Communism may not be ideal, but it would be optimal to control sheep like you who beg for somebody else to take the reigns.
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>>42348648
i think you posted in the wrong thread or at least replied to the wrong post kek
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>>42343057
>Best purchase of my life
It's definitely top 10 for me.
I busted so quick the first couple of times using them but now I can last much longer.
When I finally ditch the v-card I'll have my onaholes to thank for not immediately busting.
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>>42343499
worse than raw dog, better than condang unless you go ultra thin but those fuckers breaks too often
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>>42345500
>>42346313
>>42345553

"should" is the key word. Try to be less moralistic. It will lead to a happier life
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>>42348002
Kek. Please make a chad version.
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They're amazing, I just wish they were easier to get in my shithole country and that there was a better selection. I only have one toysheart hole and I save it for occasions when I need a really good fap.
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>>42343520
>You can get one modeled on pornstars.
so? real pussy is warm, contracts, and feels different with each thrust because of slight angle changes and above combination of things.

this rubber shit can't even compare. i have a few of them and >>42343499 is correct. it doesn't even come close
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>>42349004
"doesn't masturbate because he can have sex with real women"
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>>42344029
They feel better than getting rejected again
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>>42346092
And abstaining from orgasm causes your test to fucking plummet. Can't believe people still fall for the nofap meme.
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>>42349060
>feels different with each thrust because of slight angle

Hello virgin
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>>42345500
That's why you stroke it with your hand dickweed.
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>>42346482
>Exactly. Now lemme smash that fucking onahole while watching the most disgusting porn at the comfort of my home and drink my "protein" after

This has to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

You aren't making a point or anything, you are simply showcasing what a disgusting degenerate you are.
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Any of you guys DIY a pocket pussy before? I've tried using both hand towels and plastic bottles stuffed with melamine sponges (they're pretty soft, but you can use any kind of stuffing). The sponge bottle is a lot easier to set up, since you have to get the tightness of the towel wrap just right, but the towel is more comfortable to use, more adjustable, and requires fewer materials.
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>>42343057
getting pussy is only valuable when you have nothing better to do
fucking sluts is overrated anyways.
Ever since I started chasing goals in life OTHER than fucking as many random whores as possible, I've been happier.
Busting a nut feels good, but so does hitting a PR, getting a promotion, or creating something amazing.
It's just important to still have some poon-slaying drive in you. Can't completely give up females, pussy's still awesome, but there's so much more out there.
You'd have to be a degenerate with nothing better to do to spend chunks of time trying to fuck somebody you've never even met.
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>>42348135
kek
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>>42343378
Cleaning it honestly sucks ass. These things are fun for like a week but then after that they become a chore and I just want back to regular fapping.
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>>42349732
>You'd have to be a degenerate with nothing better to do
You are better my friend.
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I highly recommend these tenga eggs. Better than using hands and a lot easier to clean. If you're an uncircumcised yurocuck tho, just caress the frenulum with your fingers.
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>>42350809
Go to the /jp/ in whole general and be enlightened
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>>42346166
same as girls then
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>>42350809

>easier to clean

I thought these were made for single uses
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>>42349212
Small penis means you can't experience it, sorry.
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>>42346499
Nice cope
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>>42347447
Being told that cumming constantly can satisfy you sexually makes you cringe? Do you have actual down syndrome?
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>>42343057
I had an onahole forever then I finally dropped a couple hundred on one of these and I'll never go back

>tfw going back and forth between pussy and asshole every thrust
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What the fuck is wrong with you people
Fucking disgusting
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>>42348737
>ditch the v-card
Are you working on that?
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>>42352280
I will never spend money on things like that, i better spend it on something to get me a girl
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>>42348002
This is literally me
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>>42348205
Think about what you just asked.
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>>42352075
I genuinely feel sorry for you.
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>>42349917
Not true. I've had one (three) for 3,5 years now and I never fap by hand. Feels like a waste of a fap if I did.

Also it takes 10 seconds to clean what the fuck? Just run some water through it.
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>>42346313
>are supposed to
>should
Says who? Some frogposter on an anime image board? Yeah I gotta make sure to follow his orders.
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Best purchase of my life. My stress levels are nonexistent, my focus is laser sharp since my mind is no longer clouded by the miasma of lust, and I'm overall much happier. 3 to 4 months of absolute bliss for the price of a 3D IMAX movie.
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>>42343499
Well obviously, but it's not that far. I have two vaginal fleshlights and one anal, all molded from some porn skanks (it was a promotion deal).
By the first time I used a fleshlight I had already had sex a few hundred times (not few hundred women). Obviously I can tell the thing is not alive because it doesn't react to stimuli the same way a live thing does but it definitely reminds me of fucking a pussy.
Jerking off doesn't remind me of fucking a pussy. It's just jerking off.

Also obviously you gotta warm it up properly, if you're fucking one cold then you're too dumb to read the one page instruction leaflet that comes with it.
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Nothing compares to one of these.
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>>42345463
>just the picture in my mind of a man walking to the sink to wash this plastic thing he just came inside of...
It's like walking to the sink to wash off your dick except you use a few extra seconds to rinse a piece of rubber. That would only be depressing if you had conditioned yourself to think it is.

I don't openly talk about owning one but the way I see it everyone jerks off so why not pay a few dozen dollars to improve that daily experience? I buy kitchen appliances, I buy furniture, I use a fork to eat even though I could use my hand for that too.

Your problem is you're thinking of it as a replacement for a live companion, when it is just a tool to use when you were going to masturbate anyway.
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>>42343378
Lather up a condom with soap/water and fuck it hard.
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>>42353529
I've heard the inside of a de-stoned mango is a very close approximation.
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serious question, why not just fuck a real girl? Unless you're deformed the only reason you can't is because your standards are too high
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>>42353566
This is not a serious question.
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>>42353456
good old fashioned meming
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>>42353621
>old fashioned
>a /b/ joke from a few years back
FUCK OFF CHILD
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>>42353640
>m-muh oldfag
Take my internets good sir xD
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>>42346313

This, just kek @ feminists who cry on here about not finding good women or about how they're alone (despite them jerking off 3 times a day.)
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>>42343378
Just don't blow loads into it, I never cleaned mine and I fucked 2 till they ripped
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>>42353576
It is, youre just a social tard whos too scared of getting rejected.

If you dont have some sort of facial deformity, and arent shorter than 6'0, than you can easily at least smash 5's and 6's with little effort.
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>>42353755
>with little effort.
The #1 reason I jerk off is because I notice it's getting late and I fall asleep a lot quicker if I've ejaculated recently.
If I notice I should be in bed in 30 minutes do you think I will jerk off or head outside looking for a woman to have sex with?

Even if you were right, and you're not too far off, I'd still have to dedicate the entire night to the endeavour. Or live with a woman which is in no way "little effort".

You're a virgin who read one too many nofap encouragement posts. It's got nothing to do with "fear of rejection". It's convenience.
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>>42352075
God damn, that must be at least 25lbs of pussy and ass.
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>>42353833
Theres an obvious difference in what we consider to be "little effort". Its less effort for me to each cheetos in my kitchen than to go somewhere and eat, but its not hard to do either.

Do you not have a social life? Do you not go out? Youre calling me a virgin when you have a sex toy. Theres tinder, instagram, and sluts everywhere. So youre either ugly as shit, a scared beta, or both.
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>>42353892
What the fuck are you even talking about? I have a social life, I have a sex life too. That doesn't mean I never masturbate. You asked: why not just fuck a real girl? I told you, convenience.

You have this ridicilous assumption that people either choose jerking off for the rest of their life or having sex for the rest of their life. There are times when after weighing the ups and downs jerking off wins, such as when it's the middle of the week and I'm busy. At a time like this do you resist the temptation of masturbation because you picked "team sex"?
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i bought a fleshlight. its great, except for the squishy noise it makes when i use it at 3 am and pray that my parents dont hear what sounds like a pussy being fucked and im the only person in my room
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>>42353892
Also I forgot to comment on this
>tinder, instagram, and sluts everywhere.
>your standards are too high
Why would I want to fuck tinder sluts? Why would I want to lower my standards just so I could make my life more difficult?

Having sex with someone you have an emotional connection with will always be an experience completely uncomparable to a simple ejaculation from self-stimuli, but what kind of mental gymnastics did you have to pull to convince yourself that lowering your standards enough to find a casual sex partner in 15 minutes on a tuesday night is a superior alternative to just jerking it?
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>>42343499
They feel like a rubber mold of a pussy. Which is more than you can say about your hand.
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>>42354001
I guess when you put it that way i seem like a tryhard, but i dunno man, calling some sloot to come over is still going to be much more satisfying than jerking off into some portable anime-characters fake asshole. Whether its just a tuesday night or not.

Maybe i have more of an issue with the toy itself than i do with whacking off.
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>>42354245
Your problem is that you're thinking of it as a replacement or alternative for sex. It isn't one. It's a tool for masturbation.

Before I bought one I had sex and I masturbated. After I bought one I have had sex and I have masturbated. Only the quality of one of the two improved drastically. I didn't start jerking off more or avoiding women because of it. I would occasionally jerk off with or without it, but with it feels nicer.
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>>42351740
depends on how hard you fuck them. If you make gentle love to them, they can be used multiple times without a problem.
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>>42346273
>yfw an actual woman touches you
>yfw you can't even feel any sensation in your crotch anymore
>yfw you're actually thinking about /r9k/ and posting how much women suck
>yfw you're incapable of a hard on bc the hours spent jerking off to shemale porn has rendered you useless as a man
Yah brah yur alfa as fuk XD
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>>42353964
That sound is what made me nut the first time I had sex. I was doing alright for the first couple minutes but then that shit started and got to me.
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>>42346273
He has the Ryan Reynolds smile.
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>>42353640
>a few years back
Mate that joke is close to 10 years old
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>>42344029
>its not warm and dosent move
Implying that's a negative
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>>42346363
t. roastie
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>>42343499
They feel better than ones hand, and for 10 bucks in the Haneda airport pharmacy why not grab one

I'll never understand that, though. Do nips sell fucking tenga's in 7/11's or something?
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>>42343393
N.O.
First of all the cervix isn't just at the end like that, secondly there are RIDGES not weird tumor fingers, thirdly it isn't a cylindrical tube it's more like a crushed tube that doesn't retain shape. Also it goes back towards the spine slightly rather than going straight back from the opening in an upward line.

Cmon guys.
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god surely picking up a girl is less effort than buying one of these
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>>42348258
its called a gay ass, and they are free if you head to an adult theater or video booth.
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>>42343378
literally just turn it inside out
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>>42360051
>open google
>type
>click
>click
>click
>add to cart
>checkout
>paypal
>confirm
>mom delivers package to the laundry chute and it slides down to the basement

vs

>get out of chair
>get dressed
>walk up stairs
>avoid eye contact with parents
>wait at bus stop
>take bus
>pay cover charge
>wait in the corner until "Closing Time" plays
>find a roastie that's too drunk to know better
>use her phone to order an uber and a few pizzas
>get home
>carry her to the laundry chute
>drop her in
>walk down the stairs
>undress
>undress girl
>exert self for 30 seconds
>carry girl up stairs
>leave her on the couch
>clean up
>catch STD
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>>42345704
>if you actually manage a date
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>>42360387
Tried it.
Couldn't get it up and couldn't go through with letting him give me a blowjob.
And it was fairly feminine looking dude who begged.

Closest I could get was a female to male transexual(basically a bulldyke with a whispy moustache) and they tapped out in not even 15 minutes. Fucker got their pussy cream all over my goddamned couch and fell asleep right after too.

Basically gave up after that and went back to voluntary celibacy and fucking the occasional escort.
But escorts are getting pricey and word is getting around about how rough I can get.
Need a relatively cheap alternative.
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>>42346237
god you're a faggot. Just do it. who gives a shit.
Uber to a town 40 min away. fuck a girl, in HER car, uber home. no one knows.
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>>42346465
I don't even wear condoms with Tinder skanks
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>>42360734
You're a braver man then I.
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>>42351740
>I thought these were made for single uses
Only for Western penises.
For tiny a Japanese penis they a multipr use.
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>>42360734
That seems really fucking dangerous but I wanna do that
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>>42360837
I got an STD once though
Molluscum contagiosm which was small little genital warts
I creampie everytime which is my fetish, probably can't cum unless I bust inside
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Have you guys ever been with a women that uses dildos and vibrators religiously? I'm not talking about girls that just *own* toys, I'm talking about girls that clearly use their toys too much.

They're terrible in bed.

If you masturbate all the time and use fake vaginas to make you cum, you'll be terrible in bed too.
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>>42343499
>>42343057
He's right, but only in that they can feel many times more stimulating than real pussy.

Be careful guys, you may desensitize your dick with these things
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>>42360013
>he's never seen a doujinshi

ha virgin loser
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I'm not a virgin nor I own one of those but the people who say that's disgusting and sad are the hypocrites who literally have ONS and fuck club sluts, in my opinion that's more degrading and disgusting.
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>>42349004
>unable to pick up things because hand has never curled into a grip so much as to imply it could be used to masturbate
>doesn't need to pick up things anyway because he has the body of a Greek from genetics alone
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>>42353513

Having felt the inside of a heart, I'm not sure I agree.
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>>42360906

>mfw I have a super tight training unit

Just how different is a real vagina? The unit is a little less than a half inch in diameter.
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>>42360469
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>>42345463
Meanwhile you probably jerk off with no problem. It isn't any more humiliating than using your hands desu. A blow up doll is definitely too much though.
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>>42360469
>use her phone to order an uber and a few pizzas
Absolutely mad
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>>42346580
It's becoming increasingly the case.
Women are a commodity, and only a select few men get the opportunity to fuck them.
>>
>>42352282
obviously not.
>>
>>42352307
it's not about the money you degenerate weirdo.
>>
>>42353566
what did he mean by this?
>>
>guy wants to get a sex toy to make his masturbation feel better
> girls do with dildos/vibrators/toys without a single person batting an eye
>yet the guys on fit call him pathetic for this, a beta autistic virgin shut in faggot, why cant he just go get girls, go find some whore on tinder its so much better, etc

every single day, this board's obsession with girls, the dedication you have for girls, literally every fucking thing you ever do in your life for girls, shows that this board is truly the most pathetic and beta on 4chan, no matter how "chad" you all pretend to be
>>
>>42360469
Just to be clear, you're talking about going to a bar?
>>
>>42362454
Mhm. Anyone who uses chad seriously should be roped. Fucking nerds
>>
>>42362454
Yeah, but women aren't men, you numale cuck.
Women shouldn't even be allowed to vote or drive a car.
Women have the attention-span of a toddler; you just treat them like a piece of meat, and fuck them.
Men do manly things, not order Japanese fuck-toys off the internet to have sex with while watching porn, only to need to clean the fucking thing after he's done.
>>
>>42362478
there'a a reason i put "chad" in quotation marks

but please, alpha male of /fit/, keep doing literally everything in your life for the purpose of girls and any time you want to do something for yourself you're pathetic because you aren't doing it with a girl, show us all the way

>>42362491
>these are the autists who post on /fit/
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>>42362525
>>these are the autists who post on /fit/
>believing in women's rights
Enjoy your life, you dickless faggot.

I've gotten pussy, and every time I fap I feel like a useless pussy.
I'm not going out and praising the act of masturbation and Japanese degeneracy by buying a fuck toy.

Women are for fucking and managing the household.
No matter what your liberal propaganda preaches to you, you cannot change nature.
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>>42352282
Sheit I know this is a late reply but the target is this weekend.
Music festival near LA and the squad will be rolling with moonrocks.
I'm hype for it.
>>
I've gotta side with the people saying not to use a sex toy. The best feeling of cumming in my gf is that she cleans herself up (just cum and forget). I felt pretty shit throwing my cum tissues away after masturbating with my hand, I think it would be worse with one of these toys.
Didn't even really try to get her either, I don't have a great face, but I act/fuck like a man and am fit.
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>>42343499
Wuuuuuuut. Would have never thunk that
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Do you think they are good for stamina training?
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