Boogie surgery

yes fatso is still planning to get the surgery next week

>>42326673
Is he gonna make it?

>>42326719
Hes never gonna make it in the /fit/ sense and will be disfigured freak until the end of his days.

If the Operation is a success and wont kill him its gonna take months for all the weight to drop and he will need several surgeries for the loose skin

>>42326758
But he's rich af, he can get it done

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>>42326719
my dad had weight loss surgery years ago. he did lose weight to a point but his continued shitty diet meant that he has plateaued and is still fat. he drinks a lot of coca cola and eating shitty foods like ice cream and sweets all the time. it amazes me that even when his stomach is a fraction of the size of a normal person's he still manages to somehow eat enough to maintain his lardass.

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>>42326673

>>42326878
>shits getting too real, better pay my doctor to postpone it again.

>>42326848
Direct him to /fit/

reminder to just report boogie threads and move on

You're just as lazy as him if you can't take 30 seconds to go onto his youtube channel or twitter. You lazy, fucking, faggot cocksucker. Go play in the road fag

>>42326758

wait for "i need money for new surgery" video

>>42326977
Why? This is fitness related. There are no rules against posting about him.

>>42327051
because he sucks and is a detriment to this board.

>>42326977
How to report? Why do these keep being made? We used to shit all over people like this. He's the epitome of what we hate.
I hope the surgery kills him

>>42327051
How is this fitness related?
Spoiler: it isn't.

Stfu anon you're the cancer that is killing this board

>>42327073
He's browsed /fit/ much longer than you, reddit newfag.

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>>42327082
Bitch, you're just jealous that boogs is making mad gains and wants to have a change in life. Stop venting about how you cannot achieve what he is achieving.

>>42327073
>we
you are worse for this board than boogie himself

>>42327073
>speaking for everyone
Spotted the redditor.

>>42327082
We have been on this ride for too long so now we have to see it through.

>>42327082
>cancer
Did you come from reddit too?

>>42327082
Post body,that way we can see if you're just a whole lot of talk

Is this fitness related? No? Sage and report.

>>42326657
Who's paying for the surgery?

>>42327178
Explain why this isn't fitness related.

>>42326661
Very sexy Yeri chan.

spoiler alert: boogie dies at the end

>>42327355
You'll die too.

>>42327073
click the arrow next to post number

>>42326657
Get this disgusting bag of shit off my fucking board.

This is ridiculous. A surgery isn't gonna undo 40 years of food addiction. About a month after surgery he will begin to cheat the system and melt all his food down into liquid form. He will become depressed that eating food makes him sick and start to self harm and contemplate suicide. And all this is on top of his wife still wanting to leave him and the surgery complications/side effects.

>tfw I genuinely want him to get the surgery, lose the weight and slowly repair his eating habits and all the other shit that's gone horribly wrong with his body

I know he's a fat disgusting bastard but he might motivate other fat fucks to do something with their fat

>>42327588
>motivate them to pay a surgeon to jeopardise his medical license on an unfit candidate who's doomed to failure
truly a beacon of hope

>>42327601
>b-but survival rate is 99%!

Yeah, during surgery Boogie. For a 500lb man in his forties, the first 6 months aren't gonna look good for you

>>42327607
from everything I've heard, it sounds like he's expecting this surgery to undo 40 years of comfort eating and anxiety and 'trauma'
so if he fails it's because he's a fucking idiot, and if he makes it then he's a fucking liar

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>mfw Boogie ACTUALLY thinks he might live until his 70s if he gets the surgery

>>42327646
Honestly curious, there is no way he can get to 70 even if he loses all that weight now, right? He must've done unfixable damage to his body.

>>42327672
He may make it, assuming he drops the weight rather quickly.

>>42327672
No chance. His arteries and heart must be coated in cholesterol

>>42327672
Only an autopsy could tell. But if he legitimately turned it around he could live to 70, I'd guess. It's the mental damage that he might not get over.

>>42327672
Even if he drops the weight, his heart has been put under massive strain and the arteries are clogged. A heart attack- especially while doing something where he over exerts himself- is highly likely

>>42327684
>>42327703
He just needs a 100% OATZ diet

>>42327703
Like dead lifting 300lbs

>>42327725
He can do that already

If my post ends in 1-9, boogie will make it.

>>42327734
300lb chocolate cake

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>>42326878
He'll be fine.

>>42327703
>arteries are clogged
You can't "unclog" your arteries?

>>42327725
He lifts 500lbs whenever he stands up.

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>>42327672
average HR is 60-100. for this let's assume a nice middle ground at 80 BPM.

a day has 1440 minutes. so that comes out to 115,200 beats per day. that's 42,076,800 beats per year if we include leap years.

average life span of american male is around 75. so on average the heart will beat just over 3.1 billion times.

obviously HR changes if you exercise but then again that gets averaged out in the end because someone who exercises also has a lower resting HR.

boogies HR is probably over 100 while resting because of his size which makes his heart beat 144,000 per day. that's around 30,000 extra beats compared to the average person.

per year that comes to just a bit over 52 million. which is 10 million more than average person.

boogie is 43 years old and if we assume that his average HR is 100 (it's more than that for sure for someone his size), his heart has already beat just a bit over 2 billion times.

boogie won't live much longer. he roughly has around 20 more years but that's assuming his HR is around 100 which is most certainly not. not to mention his veins are clogged to shit which even forces the heart to work harder.

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>>42327051
What fitness has he done in the last decade?

You do realize he's the one making these threads

>>42327724

not sure if that could help though, it would be fun to see him going into a "no fat" diet (like 10% of total calories)

>>42327853
Why would boogie waste his time on /fit/? Your retarded, HOLY SHIT.

This man is a failure of a human

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Daily reminder

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>>42327883
No it's definitely him or an agent.

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>>42327905
>dinner 2

>>42328048
he didn't write out his snacks between meals. also forgot dinner 3

is this the longest bulk in history?

>>42328059
longest cut

>>42327573
Yup...peanut butter and ice cream shakes incoming.

>>42327073
Think of it as a mini FPH.

Also fuck off back to plebbit.

>>42327082
S U M M E R

>>42327178
This is fitness related. It's motivating. You should see me on the treadmill while I watch "My 600lb Life" nigga.

>>42326657
that fucker, I want to beat his face to a bloody mess with a lead filled wooden baseball bat ... umm, oh yeah, topic .... Stop talking about his surgery, stop talking about his plateau, stop talking about his wife, stop talking about his channel, just stop talking about him.

>>42327883
He's literally said he's come here on a near daily basis for the last 10 years.

>>42327672
>eat like shit for your entire life
>weight so much you can't even walk for your entire life
>decide to change while you are literally on death row
Damage has already been done. It's pretty much the same thing with substance abuse. If a lifetime smoker will quit smoking one day he won't be as healthy as a person who never had a cig in his life.


ALSO, we will never know until he will lose the weight which seems pretty much impossible for him. All those years of lying while doing nothing and making excuses and you guys think he will suddenly start eating healthy bland food while he is a "SUPERTASTER"?

>>42328566
Just an attention whore that does nothing to get /fit/

The sad part will come after the surgery, when he realizes that it doesn't actually make weight loss easier, it just makes your life miserable in a different manner. it's not gonna make him less hungry, or fix his mental health issues, all it will do is make him hurt to his stomach when he only eats a little and give him diarrhea if he keeps eating.

He's lost 30 pounds without the surgery and I hope he keeps it up, but unfortunately this procedure is only 5% effective for above mentioned reason.

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>>42328048
JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH SECOND DINNER???

>>42328795
>unfortunately this procedure is only 5% effective
do you have any facts to back this up.

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is there a timeline where his surgery all goes according to plan?
>boggie eventually loses weight after surgery
>inspires thousands of obese people to get healthy
>channel switches from video game content to fitness content
>starts slaying puss
>boggie becomes the next zyzz
>mfw

>>42328826
it says so at the beginning of every my 600 lbs life episode.

>>42327905
... Does he think we are stupid? The timing is all off.
>1 AM eats
>9 PM eats
>5 PM eats

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>>42327905
kek

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>>42327928
>drumpf

>>>/reddit/

>>42327802
That's an interesting thought and I don't know. My guess is that it's largely permanent.

>>42327851
The heart doesn't have a set number of beats before expiration, and tachycardia is not necessarily a dangerous condition. The extra strain from the necessitated increased blood flow probably has done permanent damage, but his heart rate likely has little to do with how much time he has left.

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>>42329133
>unironically being a liberal

Calling it now. Something is gonna come up again and its gonna get canceled. Then boogie is gonna claim he's doing so well on his weight loss with the liquid diet that he doesn't need surgery anymore.

>>42329224
I've been waiting for this. I do think he'll probably do it but I can really see this happening too.

>>42327734
For boogie, deadlidting 4pl8 is called "standing up"

>>42328806
Kek

>>42328917
BoogieGains2988

S

>>42327851
The damage to his heart matters more than the BPM. Boogie has eaten like shit his entire life. His heart won't magically become stronger just because of his surgery. If he wants to live to 70 he needs to keep all the excess weight off and then he can strengthen his heart through cardio.

>>42326878
one...last...burger...

>>42328917
He's said he doesn't care about his appearance, only his health. He said when he looks in the mirror he doesn't feel ashamed or disgusted. The only reason he's doing this is so he'll live longer and be able to do more things. So, assuming his mindset doesn't change, at best he'll lose enough weight to be able to walk around and see his own dick, but that's it. He also said he doesn't care about loose skin because he doesn't care about his appearance, so won't get surgery for it. So BoogZyzz is pretty much off the cards.

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>>42328917

>>42326719
If I get dubs he will.

>>42328917
Dewsthetics

>>42329314
I recall him saying the goal is "300 lbs"

so he's still going to die within 10 years.

>>42327073
>>42327082
kys yourselves

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>>42326657
may he RIP

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>>42329432
This is what happened when he found out his gf got blacked

>>42326661
OFF ALL THE KPOP HUNIES YOU CHOSE YERI?

>>42329133
>saying drumpf

>>/reddit/

>>42327883
>your retarded
>your
>retarded
>your

>>42326890
>implying they exist

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>>42327111
Trips of truth right here.

>>42329559
>implying boggie exists

>>42326657
>Is he still alive?

God, I hope not.

>>42329224
and then six weeks later he'll relapse, binge on six tons of doritos and moutain dew then make twelve youtube videos about the drama before starting the cycle again.

>>42329607
Except this time he'll die because he broke his surgery diet and we can all let out a sigh of relief at the idea of never seeing his face on /fit/ again.

Will Boogie get a stickied thread here when he dies?

>>42329314
>He's said he doesn't care about his appearance
no one has ever said it and meant it

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>>42327851
>tfw immortal

>>42329757
if zyzz didnt no one will

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>>42329133
Redditors all loved that bitch sanders

>>42329314
>>42329916
We'll see if he doesn't change his mind about his appearance after his wife rides the Chad Cock Carousel

>>42330050
She's been riding on Tyrone's cock carousel

>>42327300
Obamacare

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>>42330135
PAY

>>42329972
doctor reporting in

that shit ain't normal, the machine is either missing beats (BP machines are known for being inaccurate) or you've got a heart condition. Not even elite athletes go that low

>>42330232
You must be one shitty doctor then. Anyone that does a decent amount of cardio can have a RHR in the mid 40s to lower 50s.

>>42327073
>How to report? Why do these keep being made? We used to shit all over people like this. He's the epitome of what we hate.
>I hope the surgery kills him
Get the hell out of here you reddit faggot.

>>42330265
>mid 40s to lower 50s
43 ain't mid 40s, and if it was that low due to athleticism, they'd probably have a better BP than that

>>42330232
Well looks like I have bradycardia

>>42330232
>doctor reporting in
>that shit ain't normal, the machine is either missing beats (BP machines are known for being inaccurate) or you've got a heart condition. Not even elite athletes go that low
well we see you are a lying sack of shit. My heat rate is that low you autistic faggot and my doctor says i'm fit as a fiddle. KYS now.

>>42330306
43 is mid forties

0,1,2 = low
3,4,5,6 = mid
7,8,9 = high

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>>42329497
but she's the best

>>42326719
I've known a few people who had the surgery and lost ~150lbs by it but the side effect is the thing they do to the stomach, it creates a really shitty condition for them to fulfill till they die. Imagine god gave you a nice sweet stomach that doesn't bother you too much, and you just do human shit to it... it's ruined, forever. I mean, fuck, why doesn't he lose weight normally? Wasn't he boasting about how he lost ~30lbs the other day?

>>42330358
calm down lel

I'm not lying though, the only people I've seen with bradycardia that low is in serious endurance athletes. Those machines are usually useless at estimating heart rates, I'd be extremely surprised if it was as low as that.

And I'm sure your heart rate is that low, good for you, fagget

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>>42327905
Screencap he is referencing

>>42330409
Too bad you are a lying sack of shit. YOu should be ashamed of yourself, impersonating a doctor, you are a faggot and a loser. KYS faggot.
My heat rate is that low you autistic fuckwad

>>42330453
>claims to have heart rate that low
>goes full blow rage at nothing
sure.jpg

>>42330504
Believe me you faggot, i'm a lot calmer that you. Enjoy prison,it's against the law to impersonate a doctor. Reported you autistic faggot

>>42329314
>He said when he looks in the mirror he doesn't feel ashamed or disgusted

doubt.jpg

>>42326657
You can do it boogie.

Why doesn't he just do a fucking fast?

>>42330582
Muh anxiety
Muh child abuse

>>42330582
You're joking, right?

Boogie is in his predicament because he has no self control. He has had no self control for his entire time on planet earth. The entire concept of fasting must be as alien to him as a funny joke is to Amy Schumer.

>>42328917
>his alter ego francis is the ultimate Chad
>he leads the fat hate movement

>>42330802
>The Boogie Walk

>>42328917
Honestly there probably is a timeline in which boogie was never fat to begin with and looks like a statue of a greek god

>>42326661

looks like a young boy with a wig

>>42330907
I'm gonna bash your stupid head in cunt

>>42327051
Why hello there boogie. REPORTED

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Wtf he's still ALIVE?

>>42327672
Quote me. Put me in the archives. He won't live another 10 years. Also. Dubs.

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>>42326848
>I hate K-on!
This offends me more than anything.
You're on my shit-list, Mark.

>>42327672
You know how they make foie gras by stuffing a duck until it's morbidly obese until it's liver is just full of fat? That's Boogie right now. His liver, his heart, circulatory system, and pretty much all of his organs are coated and gunked up in fat.

The man has permanently taken off at least 20 years of his life by making all of his organs work at 300% capacity while they are slowly being destroyed by fatty masses

>>42329391
>kys yourselves
>kill yourselves yourselves
Lol, what a retard.

>>42331412
lol someone's angry

>>42330579
fuck you and boogie.
enjoy more fried food goy

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>>42330907
very nice

dubs and boogie doesn't even make it to surgery date

>>42332111
Kek has spoken.

But seriously, he won't make it to surgery because he'll puss out.

>>42327905
Is peanut butter a liquid?

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>>42331607
ikr?

dubs and hes dead

>>42327802
You can get a stent put in but the amount his are clogged you would need a LOT of stents (which is VERY expensive)

>>42326657
He has like a 1/1,500 chance of dying from the surgery and aftermath. No greater than dying of a stroke at his weight really. He'll be fine. What a delusional mess though. He thinks he's going to be an alpha slayer sex God once he gets to 200lbs and has skin removal surgery. Good luck with that.

>>42330221
>>42330135
He's rich and has probably paid more taxes than most

>>42332716
Rollin

>>42326657

subbing to him in anticipation for his wife to make a video telling us hes dead

>>42327073
>We used to shit all over people like this. He's the epitome of what we hate.

>someone trying to turn it around and fix themselves
>hes the epitome of what we hate!!!
sub 18 detected, please ban yourself

>>42331849

But i don't eat fried anything anymore? stupid jew.

>pussy out of surgery cause didnt stick to liquid diet
>make video blaming anxiety attack
>collect youtube shekels
>die within the next 10 years

>>42326661
Damn he's ugly

>>42333769
fucking kill yourself literal fag
>>>/lgbt/