/fph/ - This is why America is fat edition

I'm an Amerifat.

Even GPs don't know shit about losing weight, just that you need to do it.

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Serious question: how do we go about making a non-fat utopia? either by purging fats, making them lose weight, or simply all /fit/ people get up and move somewhere else, is it possible?

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Classic.

America is fat because of trump?

Is this part of the new Democratic strategy you failires are going for? Run motherfucking Sanders for 2020, make yourselves an even further laughing stock

>>42264731
The fat persons will be left on earth when humanity leaves for Mars.
Because the rockets won't be able to take them.

>the truth of "leaving humanity behind"

>tfw just fucked a fattie because the QT i've been texting started ghosting me
I'm part of the problem. On the plus side, the shitty sex cleared my mind and reminded me that pussy is the most commonly available resource on the planet.

America is fat because of trump lol, compared to who king welfare? What will your commie euro ass do when the UK leaves the eu and Germany finally wakes up and retakes the country from pm.fatass? Cry and suck off Ahmed correct?

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Just curious - why do people hate fatties so much? Nobody hates smokers, alcoholics, cheaters, parents who abandon their kids, people without an education, poor people as much as fatties. It is almost astonishing. I would never trade places with a fatty but if you are someone who hates them so much then I feel like being thin is your only accomplishment in life. So whats the deal?

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>>42264811
>political shitposting begins within ten posts despite only the most cursory reference to politics
Like clockwork. Please don't derail.

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one of my favorites

>>42264835
GTFO Fatty

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>>42264835

>>42264857
come back when you learn to read

>>42264835
Hate all of those people, except poor people... Some of them were just born too stupid, or have genuine disabilities. Smokers, alcoholics, cheaters, bad parents, are just the same as fatties; lazy, inconsiderate, useless, cancerous, leeches who need to set themselves strait. Have a job, have good mannered kids, be a role model, and be /fit/. It's not even that big of a request as these are all things 99% of people are completely capable of.

>>42264848
Interesting political compass

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>>42264835
But people do hate them anon.

>>42264731
Get rid of air conditioning.

I really think with all the technological advances in the past couple centuries, air conditioning has cause people to become lazy, and subsequently eat more.

My theory is with the constant feeling of winter in the summer months, peoples bodies decide to compensate by increasing caloric intake.

Thought about this when I was stoned so please do take this serious.

>>42264894
Thanks for the genuine answer. Thats what I thought was going on but you never see threads bashing other weaknesses as much as being fat which in all honesty is something that can be avoided or fixed quite easily.
I would not want to be with a fatty but if I hear a guy hating people for being fat irl it is tremendously off-putting.

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>>42264923

>>42264926
Probably not, but it does encourage people to stay indoors more and remain sedentary.

>>42264960
Ok, that is frickin hilarious

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>>42264960
That's actually pretty funny

>>42264678
You have a retarded gp and thats not normal

>>42264743
Yes. The american ibesity epidemic struck in the fall of 2016

>>42265000
Now I know how some fat chicks didn't know that they were pregnant...

>>42264923
Imagine being so mentally ill that you ascribe something like cuteness to fast food

>>42264894
Why do you think smokers are lazy?

>>42264731
>this kills the man.webm

>>42265011
It is pretty sad

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>>42264835

>>42264940
Thats because the board is called /fit/ not /moralityingeneral/

>>42264993

I burn more than 22 calories jacking off.

>>42264917
She aint wrong tho. Except the beyonce thing

>>42264993
She could have just chewed gum for two hours

>>42265025
But how do you get a fatty to be fit? fph only endorses fat logic. I get that it is funny and shit but it pains me to see my loved ones getting more and more fat.
When they ask me how do I stay in such a good shape I say I just count the calories. And that is it. It is just math. They get offensive and emotional real fast as if I'm saying I'm better than them and that they don't know how to count or something. But the defense just comes from years and year of shame and hate.
I love /fit/ for the fact that you guys understand how cutting and bulking works and you stick to it. But for fucks sake be the ones that help others and end this vicious cycle.

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>>42265070
>fph only endorses fat logic

>>42265078
okok, let me paraphrase that - ftp and lack of understanding of how basic nutrition works.

>>42265047
> Do you date someone who is obese? No

>>42265104
Still wrong. Lots and lots of former fatties credit fph for getting their shit together. Its all about the persons mindset, if they want to lose weight fph can and will help. If theyre lazy pieces of shit theyll use fph to justify eating that pizza.

>>42264926
i think climate control does have a massive effect on obesity just because we dont rely on fat storage to keep our body temperature at normal levels so it just goes into storage never being 'burnt'

>>42265111
I guess you are right. Being motivated by hate has just never worked for me. I would love to have more people leading by an example. Shittesting guys for fph has lately become really easy though.

>>42265158
DOWN IN THE VALLEY WHERE A CHEMICAL SPILL
CAME FROM THE PEOPLE LIVING UP ON THE HILL

>>42265062
Wtf kinda salad is that. Needs a shake to mix it through

>>42265160
Not that guy, you have a point, positive reinforcement works a lot better than negative reinforcement, saying things like "you're gonna die if you don't lose weight!!" or "You're an ugly fat sack of shit" doesn't work, these are all true, but most of the times they don't make the person want to change.

>>42264835
Take a look at how anyone involved in the fat acceptance movement acts and then try find a smoker, alcoholic, etc., that acts even remotely similar

>>42265202
I think it only works for those who were brought up in such way by their parents. It is like calling a kid a looser hoping that he will go out into the world and achieve great things just to prove their parents wrong.
My mom tried to do this. I think she was not even aware of it but I just remember how bad it made me feel and I knew that it was just wrong. I'm not going to be a bitch to my own future kids and I will not allow the man to be one too. With fp haters you just never know.

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>>42265047
>Their inbox is full
Well I'm fucking mad

>>42265217
Alcoholics and smokers just say they can quit at any time if they want to or that they don't have a problem. For anyone abandoning their kids - oh well, life just got in the way. Nobody's perfect. The more you hate on someone the more stupid shit you will get in return. Fat logic is the most entertaining of them all of how absolutely stupid and illogical it is. It is not easy to weight out who the biggest victim is but they sure do get a lot of hate for just walking along a street. I can't begin to imagine how shitty that must be.

http://www.krautchan.net/files/1500973132002.webm

Fat people just need more motivation, like this dude can provide.

>>42265299
Smokers and alcoholics are generally somewhat deluded like you said and I'm not arguing that. Also I don't think I've ever seen anyone condoning abandoning children at all, however we've all seen fat people condone others to outright neglect their health.
Basically I'm saying that if smokers, alcoholics and the rest had large movements stating that they where absolutely healthy and has no negative effects to the human body they would get more hate.

>>42264731
DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating.

If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

>>42264993
What is this, 4 min 32 seconds on the treadmill?

>>42264944
source on the story?

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>>42264731
Did he die in the end?

>>42266112
I'm lost for words. I think that's the first webm that's made me feel sick.

>>42264835
Fatties aren't even that high on my hate list, honestly. It goes like this:
>Furries
>"Ironic" weebs
>Canadians
>Jews
>Redditors
>Indians
>Niggers
>Spics
>Fat people

>>42264894
What benefit do you get from others living up to your standards? Why does it bother you so much, if others waste their lifes (in your eyes)? Why do you think everyone needs to have the same view on what makes a life worth living, as you have?
Could it be, that you are just unhappy yourself and need to bash someone?
And no, i am not fat. I am actually shredded.

>>42266188
But you are #1 on your hate list, am i right?

>>42264848
And this fat fuck has the audacity to say 'Oh, this one time I replaced the mayo with low fat low sugar pudding, you all fell for it, just a prank bro'. Yeah, what about those forty years of overeating though.

>>42266203
Nah, I don't hate myself at all. If I didn't love myself, why would I bother to seek self-improvement?

>>42264731
>I am healthy and have a active awesome sex life
>HAES ftw

>>42264731
P H Y S I C A L R E M O V A L

>tfw shortage of heavy cargo lift helicopters

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>>42265000
>tfw I have stretch marks (not even close to this bad but still)
>never was fat in my life
>they will fade but never go away.

>>42264960
Fucking lost

>>42266192
I work as an EMT
Fat people literally make my job harder than it needs to be, getting them on the lift, fitting them on the ambulance, and fucking trying to hit a vein.
I would say I prefer skinny smokers, but I actually don't see too many skinny smokers anymore. Just fat people who also smoke. I guess if you have one bad habit you're more prone to have another.

>>42266283
> Genetics

Same here bro I have them on my shoulders so bad i cant take my shirt off.

>>42266303
Well guess thats a special case then.

I just think that most bad things happen because of a general lack of empathy and people not being able to see things from someone else perspective.

>>42266303
You sound like you're shit at IV's friend :^)
T. Army medic

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>>42266112
I WAS EATING WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT

>>42266283
>>42266309
>Stretch marks on back from high school growth spurt
I grew like 6 inches in a year and now I can't take my shirt off without someone asking about the "scratches" on my back

>>42265357
>Basically I'm saying that if smokers, alcoholics and the rest had large movements stating that they where absolutely healthy and has no negative effects to the human body they would get more hate.
I do agree. I hate the 'health at every size' movement with all my heart. However, I don't look at their statements and fat logic brain farts as them trying to be informative or educational. I see it as fatties trying to defend themselves.
If being fat will be considered a crime people will defend against it. It is not a crime and people should not be ashamed of it. It should be about math and not emotions.

Also, you guys will put up with so much shit from women as long as 'she is not fat'. There are far worse things a human bean can do to be fat. You of all people should be the first ones aware of that.

>>42266283
Terrible feeling. The worst part is how so many people don't realize this can happen, they just assume we used to be hamplanets.

>>42266327
>It is not a crime and people should not be ashamed of it.
No they should be ashamed. That's how society removes undesireables. Those being shamed either remove themselves or change to better fit society. If we stop bullying and shaming, then society WILL collapse because it becomes too weak to support itself.

>>42264678
They know, but they know that most people won't follow the advice.
They'll tell you something that most fats MIGHT do, not the right thing that you won't do anyway.
Ofc the half assed advice isn't worth shit.

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>>42266112
Stop feeding him!!!!!!!!

Water diet with one apple, one banana, and two hard boiled eggs a day will give him ALL the nutrients he needs to live. 1 year from now he will be healthy and able to walk.

>>42266339
But if you are completly honest with yourself for a moment, do you really hate and bully to help the society? Do you really put your energy and effort into it because you are an unselfish hero that wants to help and better humanity?
Or do you hate and bully because you have complexes and insecurities and just use your described logic as an excuse to realease your anger and frustration on minorities?

>>42266188
damn dude careful or you'll cut yourself on those edges

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>>42266339
I agree.
Society is so shit. I suggest we burn all sloots. And all jews. And manlets and hairlets.

Who's with me?

>>42266399
Nah, I'm pretty secure about myself. People, say furrows, are the dregs of society and they need to be removed. It's not a question of emotion, but cold hard fact. Every great civilization falls when they start accepting what they used to scorn, almost always because their scorn was for good reason.

>>42266410
>Implying being right wing is edgy anymore and not mainstream

>>42266399
Japan, Korea, and China bully fat people
Their obesity rate is much lower than every other first world nation.
Shame really does effect people.

>>42266419
>>>/r9k/
>>>/pol/
>>>/a/

>>42266339
Well where do you draw the line? Who will be in charge of weeding shit out from your perfect little society? Depending on whom we give power to, you might not make the cut yourself, anon. >>42266399
Don't bother. Remember that 99% of this board are manchildren.

>>42264947
How the fuck could they even find a vein? When I was in the hospital, they had this fat guy in the bed next to me where they literally couldn't find a vein and had to get a full-on doctor with some device to find one.

>>42266461
>Who will be in charge of weeding shit out from your perfect little society?
Robots
>Depending on whom we give power to, you might not make the cut yourself, anon.
I'm pretty sure I'd pass, and if not, I'm fully capable of change. It's why I lift.

>>42264993
Oh NO. That's my fucking gym.

Also
>That flat line
Did she walk it? Where's her total distance?

>>42265176
I think that's a taco salad. It's the epitome of MURICAN HAES bullshit

>>42266434
>implying "i-im soooo racist u gaize!!!" is the same thing as being right wing

>>42266099
Something something HAES dumbass decides to join a bodybuilding comp and someone gets angry

>>42266507
>implying being racist is edgy anymore and not mainstream
The pendulum swings on

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this is my man tender tits

>>42264947
That shit has more calories that I consume in one week

>>42266388
For Chub Rub
Disgusting

>>42266399
the outcome doesn't change

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>>42266541

>>42266552
Did Boogie finally shave that beard?

>>42266596
>shitimbald
fucking lol

>>42266596
>K-pop
Avoid anyone that associates themselves with that trash

>>42264993
>didnt even finish the "lap"
the red outer ring is a "lap" right?

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>>42266541
why the fuck is it that HAES people are always so incredibly self-absorbed? it would be like if someone's proudest possession was their car, but it was totally filthy inside and out, dented to shit and broken down from constant irresponsible misuse and lack of care, and yet they STILL have the incomprehensible urge to flaunt it everywhere they go and post pictures of it on social media

>>42265202
hate seeing this term. negative reinforcement is not punishment. punishment decreases a behavior, negative reinforcement REINFORCES the behavior.

positive reinforcement: you accomplished xyz, here's a reward or treat
negative reinforcement: you accomplished xyz, your reward is not having to do something you hate
punishment: you didn't accomplish xyz, now do something you hate/lose something you enjoy

>>42266625
She's probably not even married/engaged anymore; she just can't slide the ring off no matter how much butter/WD-40 she uses

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>>42266632
Hehehehehehehe

>>42266323
do you have a lot of 600lb people in the army?
fucking kys :^)

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>>42264738
>2017
>still not posting the original

>>42266625
>when you lost your fingers so you just use candy corn

>>42266659
>recommend Jay to a friend
I'm gonna join Tinder just so my friends can send me all the fatties and I can belittle them as much as possible.

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Careful guys. This one's savage

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>>42266673
That skin says
>I try to keep exercise under twenty steps a day

>>42266659
>have been considering getting on tinder after a 4-year breakup
>see this disgusting tub of shit
>my name is also jay
>penis is literally trying to invert itself

All these fat bitches posting body positive pictures on Tumblr must fucking hate themselves, I think most fat people come to grips with the reality of what they look like when they see an unflattering photo of themselves and these fuckers are putting them up every day.

>>42266419
>And all jews.
been there done that. how about this time we try cultivating only Chads and Braphogs of all races?

>>42266659
could there conceivably be more red flags in six words
i swear to god people obsessed with harry potter piss me off more than any other franchise - it's one thing to really like and get invested in something that's shit, plenty of people do that, but the fact that it's like THE cultural "nerdy" thing these days, like the lowest common denominator of fantasy media, and they seem to think that reading the books makes them educated when if you've read like any other book you realise what simplistic trash they are, fuck man riles me up

>>42266648
Dat filename

>>42264917

no racism and sexism outside of /pol/, it's the rules

>>42266398
Literally the only problem here is that he'd likely sue for human rights violations, they can't stop him from ordering a pizza.

>>42266323
How many obese soldiers do you treat?

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>>42266112
must unsee

>>42264835
Greater visibility, you can't hide being fat. You can try but won't be too successful. While I am against everything you listed, I won't be able to detect those things by looking at them.

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>>42266701
fake but hilarious

>>42266732
Don't be a fag

>>42266283
Same, but I have them in my back, I think I got them when I was 15 or so. I wasn't fat nor I think I had a "growth spurt", but there they are. The worst thing is that I'm dark skinned and they are like pink/white so I look like a zebra.

I'm so fucking hungry all of the time

>>42266188
>furries
daddy knot you too hard, did he?

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>>42264835
I think humans have a natural aversion to fatties because they are literally a liability. They are so unhealthy they could collapse at any moment and you'd have to assist them. Meanwhile they are so useless they wouldn't be able to assist you with anything if you needed help.

>>42266737
That nugget's name? Albert Einstein.

>>42264944
should've been booed out of stage

>>42266713
>the lowest common denominator of fantasy media
Jesus, you've finally put my thoughts into a quick, snappy phrase. Thanks anon

>>42266701
>Linda Bacon

What's worse? A fat fuck or someone who's fit but does heroin?

>>42264835
personally, I have weird issues. I see a fat person eating anything whatsoever and I lose my appetite. I see a fat person with food residue on their face, I want to both choke the piss out of them and start whipping myself with a belt. I went through some pretty fucked up shit when my mom got me to lose weight. Oreos make me want to whip myself with a fuckin belt buckle.

>>42264601
How americans end up like that?

That doesnt happen with UK or eu countries

>>42266716
Mirin that chin on the right

>>42266924
They're both bad. It doesn't need to be a race to the bottom for which is worse. I abhor both and won't stop disliking one just because I perceive the other as worse.

>>42266323
You sound like you talk before you think but I'd definitely keep you in mind if I needed some shit moving around my yard

>>42266838
Furries have contributed nothing but negatives to society. If anyone deserves to be culled, it's them. Plus, that faggot Alvin Earthworm stopped making SMBZ. TWICE.

>>42266188
Man, what's wrong with Canadians?

>>42266737
>eats mcdonalds nuggets
>calls other food "cardboard"

Every fucking time.

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>>42266659
More like very dull since Harry Potter has been one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>42267034
Not him, but Canadians represent a little bit of everything wrong with the world today. They're spineless and effeminate. They willingly elect a government that consistently puts other countries' well-being above that of their own citizens. They're most well known traits are maple leaves/syrup and moose. If a meme country exists, it's Canada. Choke on a dick, maple nigger.

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>>42264678
Doctors just listen to your list of symptoms when you come in and diagnose you with the most likely cure then hook you up with whatever pills give them the biggest kickback.

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>>42267053
>shit tier: LOTR
>middle tier: Clifford
>mfw

>>42265363
REEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEeeEEeeeeeEee

>>42265363
>If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.

You forgot a gouda right there anon

>>42265070
Man, I'm 5'5 220, trying to get back from to what I weighed in the Army. I fucking hate how I let myself go, and an repulsed by myself. I come to these threads to fuel my self loathing, but also to reminds myself of the alternative. There isn't a lot separating me from Boogie.

>>42267083
I think you're confusing Canada with liberals. America came awful fucking close to electing Hillary. As much as I hate Trudeau, he's not a corrupt war criminal. Andrew Scheer will fix us in 2019, no one can help America.

>>42267148
>Implying Canada can be fixed either
If America goes down, well drag the rest of the world with us. If Canada falls, people will celebrate.

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>>42267034
Canadians have taken the whole "Canadians are polite" circlejerk and almost become rude about it.

You won't find anyone else in the world who likes to jerk themselves off over their countries stereotypes more than fucking Canadians. At least when Americans and Europeans act smug about things in their countries they know they're doing it. Canadians act like smug little shits like they're completely blameless and deserve to.

>we have le maple syrup and hockey and always say le sorry XD

Fuck off you cultureless cunts.

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>>42267103
>Implying Clifford isn't a great read

>>42266948
Please elaborate

>>42267034
Don't worry. Only Murcans hate Canadians. The rest of the world likes you guys.

>>42267162
Like America dosen't stroke it's own cock over freedom. Land of the fREEEEEEEEEEE. The only freedom you have over any other country is guns. American stereotypes aren't celebrated because the stereotypical Americans are the content of this thread, and no one would celebrate that?

>>42266737
>workout 9 hours a day
Try 45 minutes.

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>>42267186
t. Canadian

>>42267194
>The only freedom you have over any other country is guns.
Tell that to the UK and Germany, where you can get jailed for posting offensive things on the internet.

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>>42267170
When you put it like that then I suppose I could give it a try :)

>>42267177
I forget exactly what I did, but it resulted in my mom making me sit at a table diagonal from my little brother, mirror in front of me, eating oreos while getting yelled at and insulted until I started puking.
Probably just took like 3 cookies and she went apeshit about it instead of being a normal mom and being like "wtf dude." or something.
What's it like to love your parents?

>>42267053
>mark twain shit tier
>ayn rand top tier
whoever made that chart is fucking retarded and you are for posting it. atlas shrugged is barely less simplistic and vapid than the harry potter books you rightfully shit on
also
>no pratchett or vonnegut in god tier

>>42266625
i thought that bitch died when banjo and kazooie destroyed her keep

>>42267229
is that egoraptor

>>42266748
Is there anything more disgusting than smoking? Smoking AND fat?

>>42266614
I hope this is fake but nowadays I wouldn't be surprised anymore.

>>42266748
is bigot some new meal choice at mcdonalds

>>42266521
Man, Dwight really let himself go after the documentary ended.

>>42267223
America is on its way there don't worry

>>42267241
>Implying Mark Twain isn't shite
Literally a meme author. Try reading Alan Watts or Sun Tzu or a real author sometime.

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>>42264731
>utopia
Never gonna happen m8

>>42267053

Confirmed for never made it past high school literature curriculum.

>>42266441
Those places are also far more heavily shame based than western society. Japan has a new prime minister every other year because they keep quitting when there's a tiny fuck up. People still kill themselves out of shame. Shit doesn't happen in the US

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>>42267053
Plus all the fucking plot holes in Harry Potter.

Like that shit with the time turners. Literally being able to control the flow of time could have changed so much over the course of the books and changed the plot in multiple ways, but JK Rowling being the fucking hack that she was didn't recognize this when she first wrote them in then never mentioned them again until two books later where they all are in the exact same room in the Ministry of Magic of fucking course and Harry and Pals destroy them all in one swoop (of course) so she wouldn't have to write a plot at a level higher than typical fan fiction schlock.

Then there was the bullshit where Harry dies, meets Dumbledore in wizard purgatory and comes back to life. What the fuck was that? Harry Potter isn't about a scrappy young underdog being thrust into a magical world to find his way through the help of friends ship and magic. Rowling should have called the series "Semi Invencible Demigod With no Character Flaws Does What He Wants and Can Also Renicarnate Upon Death"

4/10 children's series tbqh. I give my nephews and nieces editions of The Chronicles of Narnia, Robert Louis Stevenson, Rudyard Kipling.... children's literature that isn't fan fiction wish fulfillment trash.

(Pic related, typical adult Harry Potter fans)

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>>42264743
>America is fat because of trump?

Seems legit

>>42267272
The difference is that we have the means of staging a revolt if it comes to it. That said, I live in a small town in Montana where we don't have to deal with that shit because everyone here is taught "sticks and stones"

>>42267274

>Sun Tzu
>real author

your autism overwhelming

>>42266767
>food on the roof

couldn't even wait until she got home to eat

>>42267194
The only thing Canada is more free in is weed legalization, and there's already a domino effect of many US states legalizing it back to back.

Isn't it against the law to criticize Islam there?

>>42267293
Yeah, I'll believe you can revolt against the world strongest military when i see it.

>>42267287
I'm saving this post to use as pasta in the future

>>42267287
i mean narnia is basically christian fan fiction and is almost as overrated as HP imo

>>42266563
Don't you just hate when they hide their stomach in these full-body shots, as if it's not painfully obvious how fat they really are?

>>42266639
Not everyone has taken psych 101, friend

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>>42266684
love a good burn

>>42267314
I didn't say Canada was more free than america, just that America's freedom is nothing to brag about any more. No, I don't think that law passed.

>>42267317
We already did it once. Plus you have to consider guerilla warfare (Remember 'Nam?", defectors in the military, and the risk of civilian casualties preventing the military from, say, firing on buildings in densely populated areas.

>>42267317
i believe you fags were saying that back in 1776 too.

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>>42267345
Yeah, I always forget how concerned American soldiers are with killing civilians

>>42267357
>implying caring about wasting a couple towelheads in a shitty country is somehow comparable to killing your own countrymen

>>42266648
I don't think feminists send memos out to men

>>42267357
>Yeah, I always forget how concerned American soldiers are with killing civilians of their own country
Ftfy

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>>42266684
Absolutely vicious, I love when the burn's intensity is reflected by the very likes that feed them

>>42267346
Yeah, totally the sane scenario. You got your ass kicked in 1812, does that mean it's going to happen again?

>>42267321
Im not religious, but it's pretty clear that CS Lewis was a way better author than Rowling.

Each of his books in the series takes on a completely different setting at least, Rowling crafted one location (Hogwarts) and spent like 80% of seven books there, except when the trio of super friends went off the grid hunting voldemorts magical items which was honestly the weakest point in the series.

>>42264926
Your doing me a fascinat

>>42266487
>Robots
u wot m8
>>42266776
>>42266873
t-thanks anons for your input. but man thats some weird shit.

>>42266701
>I can reach out and grab Nutella, Oreos and Pop-Tarts right now
Am I in danger of losing my skeletal form?

>>42267253
more like eggoraptor

>>42267357
You know, people give America so much shot over this when we are bound by so many rules of engagement overseas.

I say fuck it. If people are going to act like we have zero rules of engagement anyway we should just follow Russian combat doctrine and waste any motherfucker who gets in the way of the objective.

>>42265173
OBLONGS, OBLONGS

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>>42267364
>>42267361

>>42267376
>>Robots
>u wot m8
We tell robots that we want a certain level of degeneracy purged from our society. Using advances in things like medical data, we can give an estimate of approximately how long it would take for an individual to change to accommodate that level. If the individual fails to meet that level in the provided timeframe, they will be expelled from society. We use robots so it's objective and emotion has no involvement.

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>>42267318
I'm honored desu

Save away anon, it's a shit series and adults who are unironically obsessed with Harry Potter deserve to be laughed at.

>>42267398
>Implying politicians share the same feelings and are indicative of the common man on the streets or the average soldier in the military
>implying politicians don't actively hate commoners and view us as scum that's only needed so they can get reelected

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>>42265047
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>42267402
of course its fucking reddit

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>>42266596
>be in early twenties
>look mid thirties due to fat.

>>42267423
>Implying politicians aren't the ones who dictate war.

>>42266112
what the FUCK

>>42267053
You have shit taste, friendo. You literally have not posted anything outside of mainstream media. You're the guy who only "likes" Nirvana, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, and Metallica.

>>42267447
>implying they're the ones that have to pull the trigger

>>42267447
>implying politicians aren't only dictating war because their military industrial masters pay them to
why do you think the only thing the mainstream media and democratic officials gave trump credit for was when he bombed syria for no reason? war is bipartisan business

>>42267400
ok, buddy.

>>42267366
>ass kicked
>status quo ante-bellum, minus the impressment of american sailors and return of aforementioned sailors
>burned canadian parliamentary district too (i think first, actually)
>crushed tecumseh and the brit's support for the natives
>kicked brit ass in louisiana

>buh buh we interrupted american shipping before brit merchant class made us stop! and we burned the white house!

sure bucko.

>>42267470
Not an argument

>>42267477
Point being, history says you lost, but in the modern era, things wouldn't go the same way. The same ideas applies to your beloved 1776.

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>>42266974
The food here is literally designed to make you fat. There's also fucking massive portion sizes everywhere, and food is relatively cheap.

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>>42267490
here's another (You). Now be a good boy and go play some vidya.

>>42267469
Either way, every time Americans goes to war, morals get tossed aside and civilian casualties don't seem to matter much.

>>42267053
>all those people not reognising the harry potter pasta
sure, this is /fit/, but still

>>42267532
>I'll try to take the high ground and belittle him despite having no reasonable means of refuting his argument
>Yeah that'll show him how wrong he is!
Vidya is for children. Given how you clearly don't know how to argue, I'd say you probably belong in that category.

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>>42265363

>>42267504
1812 was a government-led war against native americans and other countries. (in many ways though, 1812 was part of, or precursor to, what was really more of the first world war than the great war) the rebellion of 1776 was a small percentage of the population rebelling against their own government, with some outside logistical help.

tell me how they're in anyway related.

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>>42267385

>>42267034
Literally the Reddit of countries

Find one country that is a living embodiment of reddit more so than Canada

>>42267287
based

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>>42267553
nobody cares. and nobody is even arguing with you.

>>42267583

They're related in that military force was not what it is today. I don't know the point can be missed that many times. The American government could squash any rebellion it wanted to and if you honestly believe otherwise, you drank a little bit too much of the second amendment kool-aid.

>>42264926

I'd rather be /fit/ in central air and be surrounded by fatties than suffer sweltering heat and be around skinny people.

>>42267317
Yeah, go ahead and revolt against cruise misses and apaches. Your AR-15s couldn't do shit against a fucking ww2 Sherman tank, what are you going to do against a modern army? Take some backwater shit holes for yourself? Congrats.

2nd amendment fags are the absolute worst.

>>42267667
I like the 2nd amendment, not because I want to revolt against the government, but because I need a way to defend against BLM rioters and antifa shitheads if/when they get violent

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>>42264926
>Get rid of air conditioning

>>42267053
Where would "Old Man and the Sea" be on this list?

>>42267632
>>42267667
yeah, because we're doing SO well against fucking goat herders in afghanistan right? Because our soldiers and leaders are TOTALLY willing to fire on entire cities full of american citizens, who will then still support the same country?

this isn't fucking '76 or '12 where people will be lining up in fields to be shot at, and tanks and cruise missiles and helicopters aren't going to be 'weapons free'.

>>42267688

As much shit as I've been talking ITT I am honestly jealous of this, you guys have a god tier gun/self defense laws.

>>42267357
We used to be. Obama used to personally approve most if not all strikes, and would call them off if there was more than a slight chance of civilian casualties.

Now we have trump who couldn't be fucked to do his job and gave idiots on the ground the ability to call shit in whenever. I can't blame the guys for going in hard, if I saw a buddy get his head popped, I'd be fine blowing a few buildings to dust to avoid anyone else getting killed, but that's not how you avoid excess casualties.

>>42266873
>rendering fat

>>42267725
Honestly, I think those fucking goat herders are more committed and better organized than American civilians could ever be in a civil war style scenario.

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>>42267732
I hope it never gets to that point, but I'll go full rooftop Korean if need be.

>>42267632
>he American government could squash any rebellion it wanted to
>couldn't beat Vietnamese farmers

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>>42264731
allowing privateers to hunt fatties to render them down into biodiesel

>mfw patrolling the streets for hamplanets in a hilux with a harpoon mount on the roll bar

>>42267734
never underestimate how irrationally much american lives matter to americans (especially white non-trash lives)

saying this as an american, they start killing innocent americans and it'll became a straight shit-show.

>>42267732
Me too. I hate America and everything it represents, but i would love to have guns like they do

>>42267769
Little different when you're halfway across the world. The key to fighting guerrilla warfare is logistics.

>>42267759
committed, sure. organized? meh.

but have you seen some of the documentaries and the actual action they have? they're fucking stupid. no real strategy or tactics beyond 'ambush with explosives and take potshots' for the most part.

I mean, fuck, american school kids have better planning and such, you think those crazy militia types don't have some shit they've been cooking up?

>>42267759
>more committed and better organized
The commitment part I'll give you, but it's their lack of organization that makes them a threat. It's how America won the Revolutionary War and how Vietnam stomped everyone during their 15 minutes of fame.

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>>42267667
cuck detected, stay mad

Did this thread turn into /k/?

>>42264731
Build all of our major cities on top of massive pyramids and connect them all with sky bridges. Hell, you can even have a ramp for the cripples, but NO ELEVATORS.

>>42267194
Americans have a right to feel superior, and I'm not even American

What the fuck has Canada ever done in its miserable existence?

>>42266283
I have them all over my thighs and ass. Makes it look like I have cellulite when in reality in pretty fit with loose skin and dumpling from all the old stretch marks. Shame, my legs /ass would be perfect otherwise. Cant wear most shorts now. But mommy dearest made me a fat kid and they don't go away

>>42267827
They make syrup

>>42265000
Shit. He even ate one of the boxes...

>>42267801
>vietnam stomped everyone
dude, even during the tet offensive, their absolute highest point, they were total shit. we lost the war because washington was being a bunch of pussies because 'hur dur russia and china support is scary'. we didn't lose the war due to their 'tactics' or anything like that.

>>42266838
tfw goodlooking and fit but im also a furry

>>42267034
I've spoken to a lot of Canadian tourists in London and their only frame of reference is in contrasting themselves in the United States. Like they can't not mention the United States in discussing anything to do with

>inquiring about their health care system
>oh, well, it's not like in the US, we have universal healthcare

>inquiring about foreign policy
>oh, well, we sometimes feel bad because we're confused for americans, we really hate what bush is doing...

>inquiring about the CBC
>oh it's a like your BBC, thankfully we don't have any Fox News like they do in America

Every fucking time, on every subject, it's honestly so fucking pathetic

>>42264835
I dont hate fatties just or being fat. I don't like them and I think they need to get their shit together because they are clearly lazy or weak, but it isnt outright disdain.
I Despise the fat acceptance/ haes/ muh beauty standards fatties. They spread shitty misinformation while bitching and complaining that thin people are privileged, and demand society changes because they are too lazy to change themselves. I used to be fat, almost fell for the haes meme, and it was horrible. I hate those crabs in a bucket trying to bring other people down.

Out of everything you listed there anon, how many of those groups have public movements trying to make their behavior socially acceptable? Smokers, alcoholics, cheaters and shitty parents are all already publicly viewed as bad. Fat acceptance is SOMEHOW just gaining traction.

ffs why does this need to be explained in every thread

>>42267854
t. /pol/tard

>>42267827
What has America done that Canada hasn't? I don't see why America thinks they're years ahead of every one else. China makes their tech, the Middle East makes their oil, Mexico and Canada make their cars. All they do is create superior fatties.

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>>42266163
>>42266774
>>42267458
>newfags don't know about james

>>42267855
>tfw goodlooking and fit but im also a furry
I have NEVER seen a good looking furry. You're probably deluded.

>>42265000
that's dinner for 5-6 people
imagine spending this much money on food for yourself AND it has low nutritional value

>>42266716
be carful not to mock the bogdnoffs

>>42267872
America is in a state of decline (although they're still top dog) but that doesn't mean Canada is magically doing anything

>>42267871
actually read up on it, rather than 'hur dur i watched 'platoon' and 'we were soldiers' and the gooks totally outclassed our military!'

>>42264926

You've never been in the south in august. Beyond comfort: every house built in the last thirty years down here was designed with the assumption that you have central AC. If you just turned it off your drywall is going to be 50% black mild in a matter of weeks.

I don't think most people in america actually understand what 90 degrees 90% humidity is like.

>>42267872
>What has America done that Canada hasn't?
Do you want the list in chronological or alphabetical order?

>>42267861
That's because our biggest fear is being grouped in with the states

>>42267898
this. i live in charleston sc, and it's miserable at times even with AC. going outside on certain days is like being covered in a wet blanket fresh out of the autoclave.

that being said, i do enjoy when fatties suffer, so...

>>42267854
>dude, even during the tet offensive, their absolute highest point, they were total shit
Then why didn't USA and the coalition beat them?

>we lost the war because washington was being a bunch of pussies because
Washington were being pussies because the USA armed forces weren't delivering results (they were too busy getting highed and fucking
hookers).

>we didn't lose the war due to their 'tactics' or anything like that.
You lost the war because they Vietnamese soldier was superior to the american soldier.
Viets were more commited, stronger, resilient...

>>42267903
>I can't actually think of anything so I'll just make a snide comment that dosen't add to the conversation.

>>42267908
And that's dumb, especially when you're essentially a succubus of the US. They make up like 50% of all your trade and you speak about them like they're scum. And they essentially subsidise your entire nation by making up for your woeful defence budget.

Canadians are bigoted against Americans, it's almost foundational to your culture, which I find amusing because you always portray yourselves as being open and tolerant.

>>42267897
>Implying I didn't just watch Apocalypse Now

>>42267880
Pop OFF JAMES!

>>42267924
>confirmed for 'hurp durp i watched movies about 'nam and know all about it'

>>42267734
>he thinks tariq blows himself up because of foreign policy

lmao

>>42267953
>americans were stronger and better prepared for war
>americans (and the coalition) lost

Is this another episode of "if you kill them, they win"?

>>42267725
We won that war in like a month. The rest of the Middle Eastern shitshow is just us bogged down trying to pick off smaller groups and help the trash tier Iraqi defense force not be entirely incompetent.

You're right though, the government isn't going to nuke itself to clear out a rebellion. But you're delusional if you think a bunch of Texans with whatever armory they've amassed are going to hold a candle to military strike teams. You'll be able to hold backwater shit holes and mountain shit holes and whatever other pointless bits of land you want for years, but that's not how you win a rebellion.

>>42266684
I've had co-workers like that. Hilarious when they imagine you calling them fat all the time. They only do this if you're fit/skinny though; it's like your very presence triggers their insecurities into overdrive. Like lol bitch I used to be fat and ur paranoia is hilarious

>>42267800
don't forget Russia and China are as hungry for power as we are. they see rebels struggling against US forces inside the US, they will immediately shove some special operations units in our area to help train, supply, and organize. They already supplied half the world with AKs. Imagine how much easier their jobs would be with the rebels already armed before they show up.

>>42267885
Nah, we attractive furs just probably have some weird mental shit going on that makes us like ugly fuckers in the bodies of sexy people. It's how you see some fuckin beautiful men dating some seriously butchered-face women.

>>42267938
>Back to back world war champs
>Fought off lobsterbacks by teaming up with pirates (my personal favorite)
>Landed on the moon
>invented the internet, cell phones, and nukes (both bombs and reactors)
>Invented the airplane
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions
Shall I continue?

>>42267942
Right. And this is why as an American I don't respect Canadians.

At least Europeans have the stones to admit when they're being haughty. Canadians are some of the most arrogant cunts (for no reason) and hide it behind the guise of the politeness meme.

Like I said before, they are literally the Reddit of countries.

>>42267977
exactly. an american rebellion isn't going to be a 'war', it's going to be the 'shitshow that bogs you down'

and overseas, they're fighting purely defensive. here? well fuck, you can look up any politician, their family, friends, and business ties in probably 10 minutes online, and be there in probably 2-3 days driving tops. you're telling me there won't be a few nutjobs who wouldn't be able to take out the key figures?

>>42266873
The natural aversion also comes from mirror neurons firing and warning you that fat is bad, especially if you're a recovered fatty.

>>42268016
>attractive furs
Doesn't exist. Post self you poor deluded man

>>42268023
Britain invented America.

>>42267942
>They make up like 50% of all your trade

Try 75%, there are US states that export less to the rest of the US than that

>>42268052
Okay but you know who didn't? Canada. The subject of this conversation. Britain is entirely irrelevant.

Vermont Maple Syrup > any bullshit from Canada

>>42268052

america invented itself, dumbass.

>>42268061
They invented Canada too.

Canadas irrelevant, its just ice and poo.

>>42267806
You're comparing a time period when a civilian could own military grade weapons and had access to basically everything the military did, except maybe canons and naval power to modern times when it's not common for a civilian's best weapon to equate to baseline weapons for the military. A time when planes didn't exist to a time where the military can waste an entire building from miles away without even putting a single soldier in harm's way.

I get the sentiment, and it's worth a shot if that's what it comes to, but you're kidding me if you think it's going to work out like it did a few hundred years ago.

>>42268086
>Canadas irrelevant, its just ice and poo.
I agree. They are the India of the Americas

>>42267235
Leaving you as a fat kid would have been worse. Be glad she cared enough to give so much time and attention. Most kids can't even get their parents to look away from their phones and laptops, never the less go through some crazy food hate session. The fact she took the time does show that she cared quite a bit. Not the best method, but better than being stuck as a fatty before you're old enough to even understand

>>42267908
You don't want to be grouped in with us? Dude, you have two borders with foreign land and they are both with the United States. The only cultural differences you have are French Canadians and hockey. Everything else can be found in Washington, Oregon, and the New England area. Fucking Alaska is more Canadian than Canada.

>>42267880
POP OFF JAMES

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Post some on-topic FPH instead off this bitching.

>>42268109
Tell me: what American pilot, in his right mind, would willingly fire upon a densely populated area like that? And tell me, what citizen, in their right mind, wouldn't turn against the government the second they got wind of the military firing on civilians? And all those in the military that would defect as a result, potentially taking those military grade weapons with them?

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>>42267162
Because everyone else has negative steryotypes?

>>42266974

A combination of sedentary lifestyles and portion sizes.

>>42268109
>where the military can waste an entire building from miles away without even putting a single soldier in harm's way

people cry over goatfuckers' kids being killed across the world, and you think the military's going to be blowing up whole buildings here in america?

>>42267924
>one country's fighters more resilient than another's
No. A civilized fighting man will never find someone more dedicated to killing than himself. When violence is being committed, anyone not running away is already putting out every ounce of effort their body can manage. Pain shuts off and you can run forever. Equipment and tactics decide conflicts, not dedication.

>>42268023
Yeah America has won every way by itself. There were a lot of objectives Canada had to take for you because we have superior soldiers.

And as far as tech, Canada invented the telephone, insulin, discovered stem cells, radio communications, and high speed internet modems

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>>42268162
>radio communications

tesla was canadian? news to me.

>>42268143
>What is the american civil war
>What is Waco siege

It's not the first nor will it be the last time.