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/fraud/ - you should be 5'6 200lbs lean before hopping on roids edition

read all of http://reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions.

ABSOLUTELY NO SOURCE TALK

previously on anonymous bimbo posting general: >>42119640
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>>42136793
Are you telling me that bimbo is actually reading and posting in this thread and not just posting in CBT for attention in between day trading and gay porn?
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> 40% of women are obese
> only like 1% of women lift whatsoever
We are all roiding to compete for women who don't even deserve to gaze upon us.
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>>42136972
I got my gf before I started lifting face and wit are what matter most, abs and ottermode are just the male version of nice tits.
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>>42136972
No shit faggot

Let me learn you some life lessons today

FIRST: You don't roid for someone, you dumbshit motherfucker. You roid because you want to be big and be feared. That feel you walk in your tank top and nobody dares you to stare you in the eye, or secretly watches you but then when you EYE LOCK them they are awkwardly looking away. THATS what you want to achieve. DOMINATION.

SECOND: All woman are born to be lazy. They never lift without you either motivating them to lift or they're insecure about something they want to fix because they're currently single and looking for a male target

ALL ABOUT FACE
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>>42136793
I heard roids can make your voice deeper

Is this true? And if so, is it permanent?
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>>42137175
I can never tell if you're serious and you're just insane or you're really dedicated to this masT character
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>>42137175
>FIRST: You don't roid for someone, you dumbshit motherfucker. You roid because you want to be big and be feared. That feel you walk in your tank top and nobody dares you to stare you in the eye, or secretly watches you but then when you EYE LOCK them they are awkwardly looking away. THATS what you want to achieve. DOMINATION.
That's some early teens level of edgy.
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>>42137645
Its always both.

He took over from JM when JM quit like a faggot and died.

MasT is love, MasT is life
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If I were to run anadrol would this be a good dose?

25mg at 8 a.m
25mg at 8 p.m

I lift at 9 p.m
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Would it be ok to stack an oral at the beginning of my first test e cycle? I'm doing the ol 500mg a week and was considering dbol or tbol for the first 3 weeks
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>>42137973
I would advice you to just do the testosterone.
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>>42137727
1v1. YOU AND ME. STARE GAME, IRL

Come one let's do it

At least i am not afraid to be myself unlike you who is lifting for 12 year old girls. If i ever see you irl you fucking pedophile

>>42137645
That's my secret, even i don't know it.
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>>42138099
I'm not autistic, so I'm neither intimidated nor bothered by eye contact.
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>>42138161
Has nothing to do with being autistic. You're dyel and I am big, thus you will fear me.

Survival of the fittest. You're skinny low on muscle and will not hold on for long. I am big, lots of muscle so i can survive longer on my muscle energy.

mad?
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>>42137836
oh, the dented head faggot

I almost forgot about him
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I'm thinking of taking HGH for less than 1 year probably at 2iu per day. Probably gonna go with Soma.

Could careless about muscle growth or fat loss from HGH alone. I only want to do it for Height growth since i'm 19 5'10.

Only reason i'm on the fence is the look of GH gut. Will my use case make my gut/organs grow to unhealthy or unaesthetic levels?

I'm in UK where personal use of this stuff is legal and I'm thinking about asking my doctor about this stuff too. Good idea?
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I am depressed AF. I am not taking an ai anymore

everytime when i take an ai on low dose roids i wanna cheat on my gf and everytime when i up the dose i am scared i am the one who gt cheated on

HAHAHAHH< FUCKING ENDLESS CYCLE OF KEKERY, right m8ts

>>42138290
I miss him, PLEASE COME BACK
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>>42138332
I dont think gh gut will be an issue on 2iu for a year. Plus a big part of gh gut is eating ten meals a day and squatting 5 plates for 15 years.

Idk about dosages for height gain but i dont believe 2iu of generics would be enough for much at all.
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>>42138341
Jesus masT sort your shit. I shudder to think of you on tren
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>>42138332
2 ius gonna help jack shit, kiddo

if you are worried about hgh gut at 2ius you are retarded and should read more

doc is gonna tell you you are faggot . legal personal use doesn't mean its legal to prescribe it for teenage semi-midgets. you gotta be full midget for that
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Just notifiied i get deployed in a little less than a week. No time for PCT, rip test fellas.
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drug test in a few weeks, just been on 500 mg of test E.

I know basically I won't get caught but just in case some crazy shit happens should I stop taking Test E right now?
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>>42138498
Just ask what drugs they are testing for bro
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>>42138363
chill out with the roidrage you old fuck

when I mentioned the doctor I mean ask for information and maybe monitoring not a prescription
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>>42138503
lol isn't that a red flag for them

plus how do i ask? just call them up?
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>>42138528
Lol that was the joke. This question gets asked daily. People get tested for rec drugs because they are the main concern and the more you test for the more the test costs. I wouldnt worry
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>>42138363
Please tell me this isn't the real jano
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>>42138363
>Tfw I remember my doctor and parents discussing GH because of my projected height.
>They decided not to do it because of the cost.
Oh well. Making gains is easy as a Manlet and I still get decent poon anyways because face
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>>42138512
i'm not even old, but the post of yours showed you clearly didn't do much reading on the subject. gh gut at 2ius, seriously?

go higher with the HGH and maybe consider letro, if you are ready to compromise your health for getting an inch or two more

there's a study regarding letro on pubescent boys

like I said, 2ius are waste of your time, especially at 19.

>>42138552
w-why?
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>>42138587
if you are under 165cm then GH is a good choice

whatever, not like there's anything to do with it now


it's not even a handicap irl
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>>42138657
>it's not even a handicap irl

Yes it is, manlet
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>>42138692
As your 6'4 supreme lord, please also report to the manlet pit
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>>42138717
6'1" is masterrace you giraffe necked lanky fuck
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>>42136972
Dont roid (or lift) for women, or people in general.

Because you'll stop or lose motivation the minute the first bitch comes along.

Have a goal/reason that doesnt involve them and theyll never stop you.
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MAKE ROOM FOR THE AVATAR

>t. 5'11" master race
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Want to cut

>psmf
>20/4 IF
>500mg DNP 2 weeks

How badly can I wreck myself? Will I hypo?
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>>42136972

Almost no young women from Asia are fat. And they're so much better as partners than the American women I've been with...

I kind of want to go to Asia. Too bad it's such a shithole.

But anyway, don't lift or roid for other people. Regardless of origin, most women don't give a shit about how much you can lift or how big you are (abs are a bonus, though). I'm fat, and I can still get dates and relationships.

She doesn't have to lift or care about my lifting, she just has to be willing to deal with the extra stress on the relationship that comes with lifting and eating. That's the real weed-out characteristic.
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>>42138768
>tfw you started lifting for women and now you won't even move your lifting sessions to meet a girl with guaranteed sex
worked out for me
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>>42138818
well you simply won't be able to do it
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>>42138732
that's Officer Giraffe Necked Lanky Fuck to you, bucko
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>>42138882
Yes officer ;)
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>>42138878
w-why?
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>>42138341
See.

You don't have all these ai problems with tren.

Come join the dark side.


Also, I remember you were interested in deca. Deca would make ai problems 10x worse
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>>42138732
>6"1'

Lmao fucking manlets never learn
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>>42139003
You lanklets are so insecure it's hilarious.
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>>42138893
you're going to be effectively on a 3000+ calories deficit and trying to live on about 500 only protein calories for 16 hours at a time

you can try it. it won't work.
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>>42138956
I am scared it will make me pussy again, like it did with higher master/test. Constantly paranoid. Man, i was literally in the mind of the beta cuck, reading my gf messages and jealous and paranoid about pretty much everything.

I had to lower the dose because those mental sides were killing me.

yeah i know, i am prone to the mental cuck sided, thus i will always remain small.
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>>42139152
Why don't you just try it? Use trenA and you could drop it quick if you become a cuck
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>>42138498
most tests are just 5 panel urine tests.
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>>42139031

Irony from the manlet him(?)self

Really stings to lose the genetic lottery, doesn't it?
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Test E, arimidex for cycle. Clomid for PCT.

Am I missing anything?
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>>42139193
I hate short esters, i feel like a pincushion.

Probably gonna try is if i am forever alone again, otherwise i will probably end up strangling my gf to death
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>>42139251
Must really sting knowing I am the perfect height to acquire peak aesthetics.

>Tall enough for girls to be able to wear heels and still be shorter than me
>but not too tall that I can't make real gains
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>>42139360
What's the half-life on mast?
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>>42139360
>i will probably end up strangling my gf to death
Don't let your dreams be dreams
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>>42139431
There is mast prop and enant bb
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How to pin if you are needle phobic? Can I get an autoinjector or something?
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>>42139447
Rad.
>>42139449
Buy some needles and spend time looking at them and touching them.
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>>42136793
never voluntarily have yourself bound, theres no telling what could happen
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>>42139418
yeah 6'4 guys totally suck at aesthe--
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>>42139573
>guido asian tryhard zyzz look-alike
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>>42139573
If he is 6'4 that girl is over 6'0.
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>>42139734
you realize she's standing on her tippy toes?
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Does test help to burn fat while cutting? I know it lets you preserve muscle mass but is that all it does?
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>>42139759
no, yes
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>>42139759
yes, no
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>>42139734
Skywalker is billed everywhere as 6'4 - and 6' girls aren't super rare - my gf is 6'

>>42139616
half gook tren abuser but same thing, don't be jelly h8tr
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>>42139903
It's true tho, this fucking zyzz muhhh tren culture is most cancer i can think of. People are scared to be big and themselves these days
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>>42139734
>what are toes
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>>42139935
>People are scared to be big and themselves these days

Not everyone wants to be big. As for them not being "themselves" that has always been the case but with the internet you can make it look even more selective
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>>42139832
you are the worst fucking namefag here, absolutely shit tier posting every time. unironically kill yourself and stop responding you fucking kike
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>>42139935
I mean I get it that tren bros get a little tiresome, but how is that really any different than the dbol strongfat guys who are a dime a dozen at my gym too that are equally annoying? I guess they're not as abrasive and generally not on social media but I rather like the a e s t h e t i c tren look. Probably could achieve it with less harsh compounds and harder work, but I digress.
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Stupid questions bro's.
Plan on pinning in the next year so i follow these threads.

Talking about how tren looks (dry, vascular) and dbol (strongfat, rounded, full)
What other sterons have particular characteristics like this?
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>>42139311
Syringes, needles, alcohol swipes
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>>42140094
Are you still mad because you are fat?
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>>42140243
post body then faggot since you're apparently the new guru around here. i bet you're a fucking hrt twink if you even roid
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I'm 29

Keep being told my guys in their 40s that I started too young

Also, I had low -t at the time
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>>42140259
So it is you! Why are you so mad with me? I don't really get it but feel free to filter me, i don't want to elevate your blood pressure with all this roid rage friendo
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>>42140409
you do nothing but shit up this thread with bullshit answers bc you have no idea what you're talking about - but come on post body you fucking twink i want to see what a roid expert looks like since everyone else must be fat
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Guy who wanted to do one cycle from last night again, I realize that my goal (as previously stated 185 5'11" 10% bf) doesn't require roids but basically what I was asking was how long of a cycle would it take for me to put on 15 pounds of muscle that'd stick around after PCT and all that shit. I'm trying to get big faster, not be gigantic.
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>>42140478
unanswerable question. too many unknown variables
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>>42140478
and in addition to these questions, what's the difference between a natural strength +hypertrophy program versus a roider's program? I've been doing Growth Stimulus Training stuff which has been fantastic for me thus far but if I'd be able to lift heavy as fuck, every day, and recover immediately I wanna do that instead obviously
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>>42140393
Eh, according to some you should already look like you roid before you roid - but fuck it man, if you're over 25, aren't a fat fuck, and have been training long and hard enough to know what you're doing, I don't see the harm of test cycles.

Fuck, I started my first cycle at 28 and wish I had done it years earlier instead of spinning my wheels natty training.
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>>42140443
I look like shit friendo and never claimed to be an expert, this thread is for love and peace friendo so please filter me so i don't cause you more pain :(
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>>42140515
>>42140478

too much autism and overthinking. Why do you even care about the time period, just do it and stop when you are happy with yourself. Its not that hard
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>>42140515
also
>lift heavy as fuck everyday and recover immediately.

i have seen this meme so many times before i started. Maybe its different with other steroids, but when i was on my 500mg test blast, i was sore for 3 days straight most of the time after a single workout
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>>42140575
I definitely get sore, but not nearly as sore as I should be. I did chest & back with my buddy on Monday and he typically outlifts me - I outlifted him, and was fine for Wednesday. Last night when we did legs, he said his back was still sore and fucked from Monday, so there's definitely a difference in my experience at least.
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>>42140575
Biggest indicator of soreness and recovery efficiency is nutrition, not how much drugs you can inject.
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>>42140545
>aren't a fat fuck,
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Any of you have at home blood pressure monitors?
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>>42140689
Yep
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>>42140698
Went to doc

They got worried

Took my blood pressure twice that day, had me waiting for a while

I have a BP monitor at home, now wondering if it is wrong or something

It shows within normal range, however at the docs they tested twice with 2 different monitors to get a reading.

they also wanted to hear my heart beat, should i be concerned?

>no headaches
>no feeling of nausea/woozy etc..
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>>42140718
You may need a swole band if you are a big guy to get more accurate readings, how high was with the doctor and with your monitor? Some people get higher readings with the doc because they get nervous
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WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE MY NUTS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE? I'VE ONLY GONE 5 DAYS WITHOUT FAPPING
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>>42140815
hcg
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>>42140826
I'M ON HGH.
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im a natty dyel by fit standards, but im 6'2 and slightly thicc lifting for a while now, gained like 10kg at same bf level.

But my question is
anyone else here getting mired due to looks but still kissless virgin? Im 25, and some fatties and average chicks are throwing themselves at me but i dont want them.

I just want a girl to share life with and smile whenever i see her freckles and raise children togheter.

>tfw lifting because genuinely liking it but deep in my mind i feel like vapid cunt because mub aesthetics and on other hand i expect to have woman thats cuter than i deserve while neglecting girls from my league


am i bad person
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Jerry, I'm planning on getting a Azusa tattoo as well in August when I go to Japan. Im still trying to decide on what pose or outfit I want but I was thinking of something like this but maybe in the listen outfit. Got any pictures like that saved or any suggestions at least?
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>no source talk

THIS IS NOT R*DDIT
FUCK OFF
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>>42141060
Maybe if she was kneeling like pics related and hugging a guitar.
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>>42140094
At least he has a good nametag
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>>42141061
OK you try it, I'll wait
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>>42140594
>>42140594
is EB natty?
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>>42139573
>6'4 and years of trening hard
>still can't get a cute gf
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>>42141000
Why would a nice girl like that want anything to do with a cretin like you?
Why would a cretin such as you want to inflict yourself onto a nice girl and ruin her life?
Why are you posting this on /fraud/?
Why am I giving you a free (you)?
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>>42141061
You can talk sources on reddit
>>42141119
T-thanks
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>>42141185
Although it's racist.

Shame on you.
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>>42139983
>Not everyone wants to be big
No sorry i forgot; most just wanna look like a dyel natty while blasting all kind of compounds, my bad.

>>42140117
I am not talking about tren in general, who cares what someones uses tren. I am talking about this copycatting this eye brown plucking faggot
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I've been on my first cycle for a month but I've missed almost every fucking leg day because of pip in my glutes and quads. When does this go away?
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>>42141221
The truth is though, in your mind, you'll never see yourself as big. Why not give up from the start breh

>I-I also pluck my brows
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>>42141206
Are you a fellow spic? I like it for the Santiago el Matamoros thing, its always fun meeting someone with "matajudios" as their last name
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>>42141278
"Canary". Does it sound like i'm from spain breh.

I've never met a Matajudios. Matamoros now and again.
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>>42141174
so many questions and no answers
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>>42141232
Absence of "small" isn't the same as the presence of "big".
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>>42141232
True, that's the problem I am facing. I will die doing this. My whole life is dedicated to do this, i care less for anything else. I tried to buy all kind of cool stuff, but i don't get the euphoria from it. I only care about more muscle and more shredness.

I don't know i find it kinda gay, i only remove all the middle little eyebrow when it evolves.
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>>42141307
>"Canary"
Wow i am retarded
>I've never met a Matajudios
I had a Matajudios classmate, nazi jokes grow old quickly
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whenever I inject, my heart starts racing and my chest tightens up. I'm fairly certain I'm not injecting into veins, but what is going on? Is this normal?
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>>42141506
mental, pretty normal for the first bit
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why doesn't your gf call you daddy
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>>42141578
I believe you but, I get it like 10 minutes after I inject, my chest tightens and my heart thumps abit harder than normal.

Is that mental too?
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>>42141614
because
>tfw no gf
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Can anyone post that graph of the test and estro levels after injection?

>>42141614

I've never dated a girl who wanted that. Also, see >>42141711
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>>42141629
I mean I'm not a doctor, but I'd say yeah. I had that my first pin, and then a bit the next couple - but I think it was because the first time it scared me, so I was all psyched out about it happening again. Believe me, you're not hitting veins - you would definitely know it.
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Has anyone cucked someone before?

Basically I got in contact with this girl who treats her guy like shit, she puts him in those chastity cages, cheats on him, makes him clean her up after other dudes nut inside her.

We've been snapchatting a bit, they are coming to my area next week and she wants me to meet up at their hotel room. I've seen everything of hers, I even tell her to play with herself and send me videos when she's with her man. It's kind of cool to have that control, but my other side almost feels bad for the guy (he seems to be into it, but still).

She wants me to fuck her while her boyfriend watches, she wants him to eat her pussy while I'm fucking her, she wants me to make him lick my asshole, and then she wants me to cum inside of her and let her guy eat my cum out of her pussy.

It's like the ultimate alpha male experiences according to /fit/, but I'm pretty hesitant to do it.
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>>42141789

Fair warning, I haven't done anything like that, because it grosses me out and violates my personal limits.

That said, if you're uncomfortable and hesitant, don't do it. It sounds like you're not fully on board with what they're into.
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>>42141789
honestly i never understood why people are into this degenerate weird shit. That chick alone would gross me out so much i would block her instantly

Reading that story alone fucks up my head already. Why do people have to be so weird
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I know
>no source chat
But where do you even start when it comes to finding sources? Tore my bicep on a deadlift maxout like an autist, and research tells me GH would be best thing for it, but doctors are fags and refuse to prescribe it for some reason, so I just want to acquire some on my own.
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>>42141894
im gonna make it short for you. GH is in 99% of cases fake, meaning its really really hard to get your hands on real stuff. And when you find the real shit, it will cost you 500€ per week
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>>42140393
give me some (yous) man
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>>42141908
Thanks. I'll see I can convince a doctor, but unlikely it seems. Is Deca as expensive?
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>>42141789
lmao where you meet such people, just sounds like a fucking hoe.

and you want to eat pussy from a hoe? where is the alpha part?
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>>42141932
Deca is as cheap as test, you could probably get it for 30$ a vial
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>>42141932
no, deca isnt expensive, and while it helps with tendons, it does not to the extent as GH does.
And it comes with anabolic effects, not just the healing.
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anyone took Albuterol? seems like a milder version of clen with less side effects and also has positive effects on your cholesterol.

Seems god tier
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>>42141984
ur 3% bf with dick sized veins running through your arms.

let me ask you masT, what is your end goal, on this journey?
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Haven't ever used dbol before. How quickly should I start taking AI when I start? Pretty much immediately, right? I know people normally wait a little bit when using slower compounds like test-e.
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>>42142039
You don't know what you're saying. Not even munzer or Helmut Strebl were/are 3% bf

I am fat.

Veins mean shit. I want to see striations, they you know you're shredded.

End of the journey will be death
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Albuterol on the the other hand has been shown to significantly increase both strength and endurance in humans (1,2). As an added benfit, albuterol lowers LDL and total cholesterol, while at the same time elevating HDL, the "good cholesterol": "Significant alterations (P < or = .02) were observed in total cholesterol ([TC] -9.1% +/- 2.5%), low-density lipoprotein cholesterol ([LDL-C] - 15.0% +/- 2.9%), and high-density lipoprotein cholesterol ([HDL-C] +10.4% +/- 3.2%) concentrations, as well as the TC/HDL-C (-17.4% +/- 2.6%) and LDL-C/HDL-C (-22.9% +/- 2.4%) ratios."
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>>42136793
I see often that steroids taken orally can be hard on the liver.

What if you're someone that's never drank or had to take some kind of medication for an extended period of time?

Would it still not be recommended to look into oral options?

Is pinning truly the best option, or is this something I can figure out when addressing what my own goals are from taking steroids?
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>>42142365
cant tell you anything about the orals. But there is one thing you have to understand about pinning. When everyone says "pinning is nothing bro dont overthink it its fucking baby shit" its actually true, not just a meme spread by roid heads

>>42142132
im aware that 3% was incorrect, but you already look insane. Shredded, dick sized veins. Im wondering which path you are going, at this point its clear you are not after asthetics anymore.
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Which orals fuck up your appetite
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>>42142365
orals aren't not recommended because of liver damage, we take them with injectables also. yeah, the liver damage is there but it's manageable if you know what you're doing.

oral only cycles are retarded for an entirely different reason that you will find out by scrolling to the top of this thread and then reading the wiki linked next to the words "read all of it before asking all your retarded questions"

have fun!
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>>42142450
Thanks -- yeah, my certs to be a phlebotomist expired just a couple months ago
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>>42142611
thanks for being a good sport and pointing me in the right direction again. I'll read the wiki
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>>42142627
as far as i know
- if you take like dbol only, your test will crash
-if you take test orals, the amount you would have to swallow to be equal to injectable oil is extremely expensive and damaging to your liver
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Jesus Christ I'm never running tren again. My gf is literally a NEET with no car who I'm with 24/7 who loves me to death, couldn't ask for a more loyal girl to marry one day, but I still started going through her phone the last week and her social media.

Tren makes me a jealous beta cuck, this must be how mast felt on high dose mast.
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>>42142743
Why is she a NEET?
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>>42142756
Why would anyone be a wagecuck
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>>42142771
To get money for roids i suppose
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>>42142450
>>42142450
Thank you i appreciate it, but i don't know. I feel never satisfied. Not only muscle wise but also face wise. I am also doing plastic surgery soon. I will never be happy.

>>42142743
She has social media? Kek. Imagine she liking a male picture who looking better than you. I found out that my gf was talking about other men like we talk about other woman. It's inevitable. Now i find it normal, but on high mast and test i was completely freaking out ending almost killing her. But hey let's do tren.
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>>42142810
Idk how you do it dude I went through everything and found nothing and I still feel like a jealous psycho. If I saw any messages about other guys I would probably have snapped her up.

Your gf is probably pretty hot though, different personality and friends. Mine is 18 yo weaboo shutin, she's cute but in a childlike way because I'm latent pedo.
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>>42142849
>I'm latent pedo.
Mi negro
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Since mast and tren are both androgenic, maybe I'll stick to wet compounds from now on so I don't end up like this.

Fuck being shredded if I'm so unhappy and insecure all the time. Rather be big bloated and happy.
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>>42142810
When i was on 500-600mg mast i found out that a guy at her gym tried to hit on her because she told her gf about this and not me. She also stated that he looked good and had already spotted him earlier. But I couldn't find anything she intended to cheat but only like the attention because she said she was happy she didn't see him after he tried to hit on her.

When i read that message my heart beart so fkcing heart from rage i could not hold back when she returned to pick up her phone.
Man those were fkcing raging and beta fuck months. I can now laugh when I think back that moment, but fuck that was scary beta.

I hope that shit doesn't happen to you.
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>>42141421
>Wow i am retarded
Don't worry bb, we all have a little retard in all of us.

Except mast, his is bulky as fuck

>>42141419
Same, just the middle desu. But we are just taking the first step.

Like protein shakes. Look at us now.
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>>42136793
fucking roidmonkeys, enjoy your tits.
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>>42142810
>I am also doing plastic surgery soon.
This is new. What you getting?

Can't remember anything from your face that was particularly bad. Only thing I'd consider atm is getting my eye colour changed to pure green.
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>>42142923
What did your gf say
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>>42142923
Here's a story about tren, never tried mast

>Get rejected
>Get very mad for no reason she was actually nice about it and straightforward
>Had a couple mutual friends
>Start hitting on one of her better looking friends to make her jealous
>Success, but now I'm balls.deep in her friend so I stopped caring

Sounds to me like you should just dump your gf
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>>42143013
>things that didn't happen
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>>42142979
I hate my ears being not symmetrical. Especially at lower bodyfat. I hate it.

Eye surgery. Sounds scary. What are the risks?

>>42143004
She said it's was nothing serious. But according to the text that was also correct since she also didn't respond to that action. Me being paranoid just blew up the whole thing. If i now think about it i care less, because i have done way worse shit. And beside that it's inevitable.

>>42143013
Kek, woman are so simple.

Why should i? I am secure enough to accept that she's looking at other men like iam looking at other woman.
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>>42142705
LOL that's good to know and actually makes a lot of sense
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>>42143074
Blindness, impaired vision, cataracts, glaucoma, etc.
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source on the pic pls
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>>42140504
... Wtf is this retard on about?
>Cap is trans
I swear, Ragnarok can't come soon enough.
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Got like an army of 5s on bumble, okc, and pof but literally no matches on tinder, not even from ugly hos.
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>>42143074
>Eye surgery
It's not surgery. It's a laser that destroys pigments and consequently makes the colour clearer.

Only the muricans have it available atm though :(

No risks afaik. Lol at ears, you had dumbo ears? Didn't notice
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>>42143208
im glad im not the only person who can't figure out why so many disgusting pig women don't swipe right on me :^)
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>>42143074
>Mast is considering plastic surgery
Jfc m8 leave some pussy for the rest of us.
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>>42143224
>>42143224
Sounds risky tho. Especially If they are messing with your eyes.

Not Dumbo tier, luckily. But still worse enough for being annoying. Pictures don't show it only my brain and mirror is saying it. Whatever it takes to be happy right babe.
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>>42138379
>cutting off the tip of your dick for Israel
>losing your gains for Israel
>dying for Israel
wew lad
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I would like longer/thicker vocal cords so that i might have a deeper, more impressive voice

Can steroids, in any way, help with this?
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Going on a trip leaving tonight, how can I safely bring cialis along with me?

Pls suggest strategies
>inb4 hide them in my anus
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>>42143292
Just be yourself, how could i forget about this truthful advice.
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>>42143379
Cialis should be fine, I'd think.
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>>42143365
It's a solid unlikely but maybe.

Unless you're a woman
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>>42143386
Mast you're Dutch right? Did you ever do more psychoactive shit or just roids?
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Alright so I'm trying to do my homework here before I fuck up. So for a very first beginner cycle is 12 weeks of test E at 500mg/wk with three weeks of pct safe enough? Or should I lower the dosage and add something more to the cycle?
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>>42143386
Being serious though. You're bodybuilder hueg and have a Chad face, when you're not doing duck lips.

Plastic surgery would be like gilding the lily.
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>>42143379
Where in the world is cialis illegal
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>>42143386
masT what's the longest you can stay on tren whilst on a test cycle?
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>>42143566
I dunno... Greenland?
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>>42143496
I'd do more than 12 weeks but yeah that's fine go for it.

Also no keeping it simple with test for first run is best
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>>42143449
Yes. Mdma, amphetamines, mushrooms, weed, cocaïne.

>>42143514
Thanks i appreciate it. I think i will look better. I just want to look Flawless.

>>42143595
Ask everyone else but me.
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>>42143566
Everywhere when you don't have s prescription?
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>>42143656
You can get it OTC in most of europe. Just expensive.

Even in the US there's no way you'd get in trouble for it
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>>42143496
do 16 weeks
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>>42136793
Are hormone levels going to show up on a complete blood count for a work physical or are they only going to look at RBC count and WBC count
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>>42143667
>Even in the US there's no way you'd get in trouble for it
This. If they ask, just say you don't have your prescription on you.

Worst that happens is they confiscate it. You're not going to pounds me in the butt prison over dick pills.
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i am in constant pain from bold ace but at least im looking fuller and more vascular h-ha t-totally worth it guys!
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Would taking 2mg CJC 1295/DAC ew alone be enough for better sleep quality, fatloss and recovery or should I stack it with a GHRP?
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Can crashed E2 cause bloating?
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>>42143904
It can cause many things but I don't think bloat is one.
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>>42143753
Just frontload a bunch of.eq like everyone else who runs bold
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>>42143753
I don't even know what bold ace is. Is the pain you're talking about from PIP?
Even when I inject Test E anywhere in the leg, it hurts like fuck for 4 days in a crippling type of way. When I inject delts I get PIP but it barely hurts. If you're getting bad PIP maybe try a new muscle group than normal
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>>42143904
How do you know what crashed?
You got full blood workup?
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I watched a video saying that if you are prone to MPB, take finasteride while using deca, you'll experience catastrophic hairloss, even though Deca is considered one of the drugs that doesnt cause extra hairloss. Something about the way how finasteride interacts with deca.

Is this true?
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>>42144152
>Even when I inject Test E anywhere in the leg, it hurts like fuck for 4 days in a crippling type of way.
That sounds you're pinning subq by accident
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>>42144325
>>42144325
I have a 1.5 inch needle and I'm going all the way into the vastus lateralis. I don't know how I would be pinning subcutaneously. i'm also a nurse so I know what i'm doing.

the pain is pretty much unbearable though and I can't even bend my leg when the PIP reaches full force in about 1.5 days post injection
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>>42144377
Try a different oil or even source
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>>42144377
Things improved for me when I moved the injection site more towards the side instead of the middle.
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Are SARMs a meme? Friend of mine is about start a cycle of LGD 4033
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>>42144416
You just moved to the correct placement. You were probably injecting the vastus medialis instead of the vastus lateralis.
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>>42144422
>experimental chemical
>new/unknown
>weaker than normal Test E
>more expensive than normal Test E

Why heck around with new chemicals that have unknown possible long term side effects when you could just buy test E/C which is cheaper and also a known drug with known side effects.
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>>42144512
Well he has no idea where to get test and is paranoid about the actual documented effects, so he's convinced this shit is safer because everyone is saying it is
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>waiting for tax return to buy more roids

Will probably end up buying ancillaries. Feels bad. Or I'll spend it on gf.
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>>42144377
This>>42144401
Pip should be manageable after a few weeks.
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>>42144422
>relatively expensive
>far less effective than proper steroids
>still causes HPGA suppression
>still has the androgenic side-effects
>manufactured in China, highly suspect dosage/purity

>>42144546
>he's convinced this shit is safer because everyone is saying it is

SARMs are definitely not safer. Testosterone has been studied for decades, it's been used for decades by professionals, it's mechanism of action is well-understood, manufacturing practices have been refined for decades, etc. Testosterone is definitely safer than any SARM.
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>>42136972
Aside from your mother, no woman will ever really love you anyway (and even then)
life is a fucking joke, and all you can do is be joocy as fuck so people feel bad about themselves when they look at you,
thats all this is about.
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>>42144620
>Or I'll spend it on gf.
Igf right?
Pd: is there more cuckdiary? Pls
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>>42144620
I have so many reciepts in no particular system. Glad i dont work 2 jobs anymore though. The tax bordered on raw rape
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Hey fags. Just wanted to tell you all that I'm still alive
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>>42144769
There is more cuckdiary. A lot more. But I'm not on laptop atm.

Bought her some bpc-157 to see if that helps with her IBS
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how does this look as a cruise
500 test-e
225 mast-e
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isn't there a stack out there that helps with growing new hair?
was it deca or npp or something?
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>>42137175
do you still sell protein?
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>>42142969
(you)
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>>42137175

get a load of this guy
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>>42138205

I love you.
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>>42141984
i use to take albuterol when i had asthma :^). Can your gf pinn my butt with some test e for my first cycle :)
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>>42138498
Not even parole tests for rons dude you're good
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>>42138503
Also lmao at this suggestion

>w-w-wut drugs you test for?
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>>42144821
Shit dude how you doing?

Let's see the cb
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>>42140153

Well a lot of it is to do with diet... but....

Masteron, proviron, anavar, winstrol are all to some extent like tren in helping to look dry and lean

Test, deca, anadrol, trest, will make you look builtfat but stronq

but again it really all depends on diet. I have a friend who runs exclusively test and tren and is king powerlifter on builtfat island, and he is strong as fuck. I'm talking 500 lb bench, squat and diddly both nearing 700 lb
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hi im 18 i want to start taking steroids. Im thinking 200mg test and 500mg tren for my first cycle. wat do you think
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which steroid gives the biggest boost to libido?
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>>42145588
test
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>>42145583
You're fucking dumb. That tren is gonna hit you hard bitch boi
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>>42145583
Add HGH and insulin
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>>42137175
Roiding to "dominate" other people sure sounds like roiding for other people.
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>>42145645
I truly believe you are an Andy Kaufman level comedy savant and you intentionally play this character so expertly. There's no way you could actually lack this kind of self awareness. Keep it up, intentional or not you're a riot. I'll be sad when you kill your self.
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>>42138818
Why not psmf on tren ace?
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Anyone know about Japan?

My domestic source has pins and syringes, but its $2 for a single syringe + drawing and injecting pin.

Terumo brand - the same ones you get on ebay in Aus domestically for cheap af for big lots.

I can import gear into Japan no legal issues even when customs opens it.

Pins may be a legal issue importing.

Anyone know a way to find more reasonably priced pins in Japan?
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>>42145725
Love you too
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>>42145523
I'm not posting cb I look like garbage

Too much beer and injuries and not enough lifting or steroids
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>>42145714
ok wish me luck. i supposed to inject all of these into my viens right?????
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>>42145275
bump
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>>42146234
Why are you cruising on 500mg Test nigger? Cruise dose is max of 300
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>>42146256
that's some cuck shit

permablast master race
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what roids do i need to take for a thicker neck? never lifted a day before in my life. just need to neckmax ASAP
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>>42146492
All the normal ones but you just inject the neck instead of the arse
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>>42143208
I get tons of matches on tinder (not tons but a few a day) but not shit on bumble. Everyone tells me bumble is great though.
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>>42141060
Hands off bro, shes mine.
My azusa folder is fucking massive.
But I feel weird about tats from nonofficial art, Id just look through some, although lots of it is sitting.
I like this one

>tfw you buy the idolm@s visual collection to plan for your next tat
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>>42146256
oh. maybe I'll just go 24 weeks then.

why is it that people go from blast to cruise vs perma blast?
is it because of health complications and stuff?
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>>42138818
Do you have any experience with any of those things?
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>TFW reading about online fraud and how much money it brings in
>Also reading about the very low conviction rates because fbi doesn't investigate unless it's very widespread and brings in millions due to how rampant it is

>Think about these facts every single day when I wagie at my minimumcuck job
>Genuinely considering that I could be committing this kind of crime and make several times more than I currently make per month working far less
>Starting to question whether working an honest job is really worth the moral highground when others who lack these morals are enjoying themselves
>Starting to think about the fact that good guys get nowhere and I might as well do WHATEVER it takes to achieve my ultimate goal of becoming financially independent

Anyone else ever have genuine fantasies of becoming a white collar criminal and living a very easy life then reinvesting profits in legal ventures to eventually become very well off?

I think about it. Every. single. Day.
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>>42138818
Just take HGH and crash diet
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My 250mg cruise and no AI is fucking me up

Dick barely works sometimes, have cialis on order..

Also, can barely take a piss these days

Drink over a galon of water a day, barely piss

i did increase my sea salt intake so it could be that as well

still losing weight, but feels like im holding water
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>>42147123
I think you're in the wrong thread bud. This isn't /biz/

On that note though. I've always thought of reselling gear to friends but I earn too much to justify putting my career at risk for a few extra bucks.
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>>42147137
do you have an ai? maybe your estrogen is messed up
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>>42147275
Yea. I have asin and dex coming

I keep being told to stick with the aromasin since it is easier on the body..
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Ive eaten at ~maintenance the last 3 days
God im scum

>>42147123
>n-nice guys always finish last!
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>>42147263
I'm a minwagie cuck I have nothing to lose though
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How do I convince my normie friend to not be retarded? I recently picked up enough test, ai, and pct for a 15 week cycle. He's never roided before but hes telling me hes gonna pick up tren and mast taking it along with the test. He knows next to nothing about gear as I have been the one doing all the research and planning out the cycle. He told me he googled "What stacks well with testosterone" and tren and mast were the top results. He doesnt even have enough mass to cut right now and we were planning to just do a quick bulk with test-c but now hes fucking around and getting dumb ideas.
>Tldr: normie friend who has never cycled before wants to blast test, tren, and mast without doing any research.
What do friends?
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>>42147369
Tell him he's being retarded. You can't make people not be stupid.
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>>42147400
Ahh yes, because the first thing I said to him is that hes not retarded at all. Any spoopy stories I can use on him to deter his retardation? I tried to explain that it'll probably wreck his health because he has no idea what kind of dosage he'll need yet and blah blah but he insists he'll be able to figure it out before anything negative happens and people who fuck themselves up from roids are just abusing them.
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>>42147436
Retards are gonna retard. You've done everything you can do, gotta let people fail sometimes so they learn.
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>>42147447
I went to war with this tard and I'm directly responsible for his well being as his immediate supervisor. I feel like he's gonna do it anyways though and I don't want to be a part of it. I know this is turning in to a blog at this point but should I just tell him to fuck off and do what he wants on his own rather than have me involved?
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>>42141984
I take it as PWO sometimes, I love it. But then again I also loved clen. Its pretty similar in terms of feeling and sides, just know that you're losing potassium pretty fast on it so you should eat lots of banana or tomato to avoid problems like muscle cramps or even cardiac problems. (Only happens if you use it several days in a row and us dosage dependent). I just can't sleep well when I take it.
Working out on alb is great, more energy, more strength and most noticeably even near the end of the workout still able to give all instead of slowly getting more fatigue. Works even better for cardio.
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>>42147481
Yeah if he is doing that shit that retarded just tell him what you told us, you can't be responsible for that. If he doesn't know what he's doing he's extremely likely to fuck himself up and feel like shit. If you're tje one supposed to order the stuff just tell him you will order a basic test cycle and nothing else or he can fuck off and get it himself. Probably he will and then the first Google result will send him bunk gear if anything at all and he'll be okay after all.
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>>42147436
>>42147481
mast is honestly not that bad. I would never recommend more than just test for a first cycle but I'll say mast is probably one of the milder thing he can add to the stack... I can't really make too many points against it, other than if he's prone to dht sides then stacking both is gonna rock his world (hello baldness)

scaring him off the tren is INCREDIBLY easy. basically when you're first using testosterone you won't know how to properly balance your estradiol levels, and that's with just testosterone. add tren to the mix and you introduce prolactin, which has a lot of similar sides to e2 and is GREATLY amplified by out of whack e2. I assume you aren't that knowledgeable if it's your first cycle and you can't explain to him why he's a retard so those are the big things.

estradiol out of whack + prolactin introduced by tren = super mega sides city. google the tren sides and show them to him. tell him about lactating brown liquid, titties that can't be controlled by AI (oh yeah, he's gonna need caber), the insomnia...
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>>42147531
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>>42147436
He's gonna get leaky nips and lose all his hair
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>>42147541
I've run a 8 week cycle of test before and thats it so complete noob to all other gear. I have no desire to introduce other compounds though because the gains I made were substantial while remaining lean and I know exactly how much of everything to take.
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>>42146760
if you cruise on retarded dosages like that you are gonna get a heart attack before you can start your next blast.

even a cruise of 250mg is too much for a longer period of time.
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>>42147137
Then start taking Asin?????????

Im cruisin on 250mg too and i have to take 5mg asin ED to feel comfy
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>>42147137
water retention man lives!
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>>42140903

Take a pregnancy test. If says you are pregnant you got scammed and your hgh is actually the cheaper hcg
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>>42148980
fuck no

where does this retarded notion come from?


How in the fucking world is HCG cheaper than HGH?

Why in the fucking world would somefuckingbody switch HGH with way MORE expensive hormone, that causes VISIBLE and EASILY felt sides and can EASILY be tested for?
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>>42143365
they won't make your voice deeper

but you can make your voice deeper by regular singing training in your baritone range, which you can be more dedicated to with a high test mindset

t. singer who went from shit karaoke tenor to performing baritone in 2 years before i hopped on
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>>42138205
>muscle energy

Forget solar, wind, and nuclear energy. We've got muscle energy.
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think i can have a few caber and cialis pills in a vitamin bottle for when im taking a flight?

norway to spain if that matters
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>>42138205
Body fat contains around 10x the stored calories muscle does.
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>>42149356
>We've got muscle energy.
Since you have zero muscle you should profit from those other resources, good point.

>>42149575
but your body will take your muscles first before taking the fat.

that's why your body consist of 1% muscle and 99% fat.
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I stopped lifting for 2 years and lost 25lbs of gains.
If I start cheating at 500mgs/test/wk how many lbs of gains can I make in 10weeks?

Also what ancillaries would I need to compliment a pure test, in terms of fighting side-effects and keeping estro/progesterone balanced.

If I start cheating I would probably blast/cruise forever, since cycling makes no sense and seems like a headache.
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>>42149034
jano are you the real jano? I'd like to think so.
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>>42149728
yeah

come over here to blow off some steam sometimes

and help.

but usually just blow steam off

<3

'sup?
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>>42149738
Why isn't there another guy doing what you do? You seem to have an awesome niche for yourself.
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>>42136793
is there test on sperm
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>>42149782
And protein!
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>>42141230
Soon, i had the same. 3rd inject in quad was painless
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>>42149748
There's one, who's having brutal quality and availability issues over on Meso.

Then there was this failed HGH testing project on Meso.

Then there is SIMEC which fucked up HGH analyses for years and refuses to pay back 10 000€ to ProMuscle.com forum members.


I don't really understand what exactly is so hard about that but who knows.

Maybe the need for university level of education and owning 50 000$ worth of equipment along with years of experience and knowledge of the AAS/HGH underground. lol

But by itself, the process is not too hard.

My theory is that the chemists in US, who could afford the HPLC and are smart enough for that are not going to leave their job for this kind of venture.

The chemists elsewhere are too poor are lack the balls to take a loan to start this kind of business.


I took a 40k$ 1yr loan when my average monthly income was 400$ ... Not too many people have the balls for that.
oh, and a fun fact, SIMEC tried to hire me through linkedin. they didn't know it was me, though.
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>>42149475
Caber and cialis are both OTC in spain.

So yeah.
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>>42149811
Noice. Good for you man. I hope you do well for yourself.
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SIMEC delivers mostly okay results for AAS, gotta give them that.

Still, it's in their documentation, that their Diplomed Engineer, Mr. Vogt, was weighting 5mgs of standard on scale with 0.2mg error :) You usualy do like 70-130mg... So even their AAS results might not be too great when looked thoroughly upon.

Oh, and they ask for 5 times more per test than I do, while delivering the results about 2 months after receiving. No competition, really


But it's just HGH that nobody can test properly.
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>>42149830
Don't care about myself too much at this point, just want the best for my family.

Thanks man!
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>>42149880
Send me a sample of east european qt's for me to test.
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>>42149892
Wife forbid me keeping spare ones, otherwise I'd share gladly
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>>42149815
oh, nice


do small vitamin bottles ever get checked? like multivitamin or magnesium shit
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>>42149901
Unless they contain cocaine, why would they check your vitamin bottle, or any pill bottle for that matter.

Their detectors go for drugs in particular/change colour for certain drugs, they don't look over any random pill.

>>42149898
>:(
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>>42144377
Do you massage the pinspot for a few seconds after inject?
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>>42145275
200 test
100 mast
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>>42137540
If you're a woman, yes.
And yet, it is irreversible
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hows my minoxidil beard looking? I had literally zero hair growth before, only some tiny island of hair
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>Thinking about test
>watching documentary
>it makes clits grow on women
>google what it does for dicks
>gets bigger when applied topically according to some research somewhere
I thought steroids made your shit shrink?
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>>42150191
Stop pulling stupid faces.
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>>42150216
DHT steroids can and do permanently enlarge your dick if taken during puberty. According to chem.

Steroids do not shrink your dick. They shrivel your balls
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>>42150231
then post your face to show us how to not post stupid fucking stupid.

>>42150216
when your balls get smaller, your dick looks bigger in comparison. That's the logic behind it

small balls = bigger dick
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>>42150288
I'm suprised you haven't been doxed yet
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>>42150191
Miron beard, how long did it take to achieve those gains?
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>>42150296
Only cucks fear to get doxed
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>>42150319
It's a question of do you want to be me or do you want to be Bimbo?
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>>42150296
I have no life, no friends, no nothing. That's why i come here, just like you.

How can you kill that has no life?

>>42150307
I would suggest using it with masteron to speed up the progress.

DHT is what you need. Can take up months to see any decent results. Never apply it before bed, otherwise end up with zombie eyes like i did when i OD on monix.
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>>42150338
sounds quite sad

ever considered fixing it or are you content with your situation?
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>>42150351
Could you give me some advice, i mean i am at the right place for it anyway.

shoot
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I'm worried I might have an abscess. I switched from test e 250mg/ml to a vial of 400mg/ml. After pinning I was fine but a day later I got a golf ball sized lump that was kinda warm and very painful. I also haven't been feeling well and have had a very low fever. I'd think it's an abscess but there is not discoloration at all. Same thing happened after pinning my other glute. I can hardly sit.
Is it just pain from the high dose or am I fucked m8?
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>>42150338
Thanks senpai
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>>42150386
I'd say you ought to join some volunteering program

Don't laugh, but I think that you might benefit for looking around for some christian volunteering programs.
They are much more about helping others and not at all about religion. At least around here.
In this case helping others will be also helping you.

1. These programs usually have very strict structure, so you know what to do, even if you are full autismo.

2. It also forces to work with people who are hard to work with - maybe homeless people, or addicts. This is hard 5x5 for society gains.
Or building some shit. Or cooking some shit. Hell, maybe you could help kids exercise, who knows?

3. It also puts you into a community, where people will definitely understand autismo.

Just be polite and very open.


I assume you'll enjoy 1 and 3 a lot and 2 will teach you a lot and will give you experience.
You will also see positive impact of your involvement, however way it might be, which leads to life satisfaction.


You might not like dealing with n. 2, but you can't gain anything without sacrificing something, so think about it, even if it might be uncomfortable for you.


I can honestly advise you nothing else but participating in christian community.
Other communities turn out in 98% of time to be either cults, absolutely crazy or full autism.

Christianity is only a tiny bit of all of those and has a long tradition.


Regarding me, I think religion is incredibly stupid. But stupid can be good.
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>>42150386
Honestly what jano said.

The only way to get over autismo is to force yourself into social situations where you feel awkward. Eventually you build up a tolerance for awkwardness.

I used to be pretty much full autismo, like too afraid to use the phone to order pizza level autismo. I got a job where I was forced to do telemarketing shit and customer service it helped a lot. Now I'm a real human bean with a car, friends and an ex-wife. lol
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Will being on roids protect your gains when sick?
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>>42150534
>but I think that you might benefit for looking around for some christian volunteering programs.
>Don't laugh
TOO LATE, LMAO

I appreciate your advice, but i am not autismio i am just messing around. I used to be fucking introvert tho.

I am actually really outspoken and extravert irl especially when i got bigger.

>>42150646
>I got a job where I was forced to do telemarketing shit and customer service it helped a lot. Now I'm a real human bean with a car, friends and an ex-wife. lol
desu this is good advice and the same reason how i overcome my fear to speak to people on the phone Helped me really good.


weren't you dating someone? if i recall.
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>>42150687
Depends on how sick.
>>42150733
>weren't you dating someone?
I'm always dating someone. lol
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>>42150733
well, I tried
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>>42150753
fucking chad

>>42150787
Is that how you overcome your autism?
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>>42150753
>I'm always dating someone.
Tips n tricks
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>>42150895
>fucking chad
Not even close, lol just average.
You really should convince your gf to let you fuck other girls.

>>42150916
Hook up aps.
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>>42150939
Where can i find such woman?

can i not just cheat on her via these apps without her finding out? tips?
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>>42151006
>Where can i find such woman?
I'd honestly talk to her about it. You're a mega chad, chances are she'll put up with you finding side pussy.
>can i not just cheat on her via these apps without her finding out?
I assume you could. Don't have any tips though, I've never cheated.
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>>42151119
Not close, it's not bad but good for average. Pic related is what i fucking envy, face, body and beard. blessed genetics.

I can't do it, she treating me too good, i have already put too much pressure on her with other shit. I don;t know why she's even still with after al the shit i have done to her
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>>42151193
You got the dysmorphia pretty bad m8. You're a lot closer to the pic you posted then you think.
>I don;t know why she's even still with after al the shit i have done to her
If it's the same girls who's pic you posted, it's probably because you're way out of her league.

Also girls are suckers for anyone they're emotionally attached too. Like will seriously put up with anything if they think they're in love.
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>>42151275
I am not sure what picture you were talking about. This? I wouldn't necessary say she's way out of my league.

I know, but it's not only that.

she;s cooking my food, doing my groceries, pinning me, working out after i threatening her to leave her if she wouldn't, dieting with me, supportive, etc etc

i am scared i will regret it if i don't find someone on the same level
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>>42151345
why in the world would you cheat on a girl like that
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>>42151637
because she deserves it
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>>42151662
>t. untermensch
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>>42151692
how rude
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>>42151637
Because he doesnt feel masculine enough.
The body dismorphia, the hair shit, all of it.

Mast is a beta trying to act masculine as best he can
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>>42151738
>Mast is a beta trying to act masculine as best he can

arent we all trying to act as manly as we can?
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Has anyone ever tried alternative supplements?

Like, I was reading that crystal methamphetamines have these effects:
>Increased attention and decreased fatigue
>Increased activity and wakefulnes
>Euphoria and rush

Of course it wouldn't be for every workout, because of the possible cardiac complications. Anyways, anyone tried some non-conventional supps?
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>>42144171
Nah.

Medical backstory!

Once I hit puberty I had hypertension and gyno.

I take Norvasc (morning) and lisinopril (morning/evening).

I started 25mg of Dbol a few weeks ago with 12.5 asin every day. It felt great. Then two weeks ago my fucking feet started to swell.

Then my BP was 167/107.

>I have an appointment with a breast doctor at the end of the month. Going to get this 19 years of hard fibrous tissue removed and check for cancer.

Life is weird.
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>>42151345
I can see it. I wouldn't want to rush it either.

Might still try and talk her into the occasional threesome.
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>>42151875
I think lifting in meth it's a good way to hurry yourself without realizing.

Even with normal peds, there's a good chance your tendons give before your muscles do.
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>>42151345
She may or may not fuck you over, but why worry about it? The most insecure thing you can do is be overbearing and constantly worrisome over a detail or action that has yet to be proven as true. If these are the things you worry about you're mentally weak. You can only control your reactions to external stimulus, you can't control others directly. Be confident in knowing if she disobeyed expectations you would say "get out, I have other things to do". That said, totally start looking to upgrade. Your partner should complement you and should t have you worried or feeling as if you don't match. My woman was everything I needed before I met her, zero personal tailoring and she does w erything I ask or expect because she literally begs to please me. Find you a woman like that.
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