MIRETHREAD

Three dudes told me my ass was nice last night.
No homo though

>hanging out with two old coworkers of mine
>"anon you know you're handsome right?"
>"heh...i guess a little"
>pokes me in my abs all night

mind you i've only seriously lifted for a year. Very dyel still

Some silent jealous fatty Tumblr girl mire. Took off my shirt and saw that jealous secret mire face. Hater mires are good mires.

>>42106240
Your coworker sounds cute. What's his name?

>>42106280
Akmed

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>sitting in AA meeting last night, girl to my right can't stop looking at my arms
>fucking made it

>standing outside my office vaping this morning
>guy walks by
>stops and asks me "how can you be so handsome?"
>fucking made it

>be at gym with gym bros
>doing farmers walks for shits n giggles
>car drives by and female cat calls me
>made all the lifting worth it

>>42106311
Dubs speak the truth

>good face, 8/10 at least
>perfect fashion style, think ryan gosling in crazy stupid love
>skelly
>get mired all the time
>also chink,people says i look like korean boyband
>start lifting
>close to ottermode
>mirin stops
anybody has the same experience?

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>5'11" or 180cm tall
>175lbs or 79kg
>13% BF
>At a massage parlor
>Getting massaged by Mexican Mamí
>Her bust is getting all over me as she goes for different parts of my body
>This is probably normal, but it's still erotic to me
>She moves to my triceps I think I can faintly hear her moaning. Might just be me imagining shit.
>She's moves right in front of me so that her crotch is in front of my head and basically at nose level- only separated by the meager space of the table
>I can literally smell it
>It's possible that she just has a stinkier than normal couch and I'm imagining stuff
>As I leave notice she has a wet spot on her pants

>>42106324
>An alcoholic that vapes
>Thinks he made it
You are among the dregs of society

>>42106376
you are so out of their league, people become jealous and assume you know how good you look

>>42106240
I had a simulair mire a few years ago.
I was a fucking twig (still a dyel)
Girl that always tells me i am beautiful when shes drunk comes up to me at a party.
>"anon we need to talk"
>uh oké
>"you know you are a really pretty boy right?"
>Well i dont know
>"you have to know anon, everyone does, you are the hottest boy at every party"
>t-t-thank you
>"i am not going to let you leave till you confess to me that you know you are beautiful"
Have to explain how i actually know i am physically attractrive but too autistic to get girls.

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>>42106061
>buying beer the other day offer I got off of work
>go to pull my id.
>dude says he doesn't need it
>says "dude your shoulders are wide as shit and you have a beard, you sure as hell aint a teenager."
>asks me if I lift

It wasn't a mire from a girl, but someone could tell I lifted with Normie clothes on so I'll take it :)

Also for an actual mire from a girl
>be lifting
>notice qt doing OHP behind me
>see through the mirror she's looking at either my ass or shoulders
>she looks up and meets my gaze in mirror
>she immediately looks away and starts her set

>>42106416
but i expected the mire to get more intense after i have good body
even the pretty ones ignore me nowadays, freakin weird

>>42106413
And I'm still better than you in all aspects of life. Hahaha you're pathetic

>>42106445
That second one you're just imagining things

Idk if it was cause of my gains or face but I got a Japanese massage at a mall near me after working out. I'm assuming who wasthe daughter of the massagers said to be "wow, you're handsome" when I sat down. I said thanks and smiled she smiled back.

>>42106461
Maybe but I'll believe it for my own confidence.

>>42106420
>not telling her "I confess, you're beautiful"
>not fucking her in the broom closet

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>>42106529
Pic related

>>42106324
>vapes
>made it
Sorry senpai

>>42106413
This is what you call coping mechanism. To not feel inferior, you delusionally think of silly reasons why you might be better than some anonymous guy in recovery. Arent you about improving yourself? How has that been working out for you?

>worked as owner/operator of a restaurant
>all the waitresses tell me other waitresses think I'm hot
>think nothing of it as they are all either jailbait, unreliable trash humans, or both
>at community event, one of the waitresses is there
>she looks pretty good but has a snaggle tooth I can't get past
>she has a boyfriend
>drinks all night while I'm making the rounds talking to people
>she gets drunk, I drive her home
>starts crying on the way back to her place because I'm "so hot and have such a nice ass" (thanks atg squats)
>gets embarrassed that she said that and opens the door to a moving car like she's about to get out
>call her an idiot and tell her to close the door
>she tells me she wants me to fuck her
>I remind her she has a boyfriend
>she says he can sit outside the door and listen for all she cares
>drop her off, go home and sleep
>pretend it never happened

Restaurant in general gets a bit of mires. Only had a few people leave numbers (didn't wait tables so they would leave a note with their number and "for the guy in the red shirt" or whatever shirt I was wearing that day). Old women more than anything though. Holy shit, old women would be up front with it. Old men would ask what I did at the gym. This one old guy kept telling me he wanted to set me up with this girl who worked at a flower store or some shit. A few people told me I look like Andrew Garfield (I took it as a compliment). This one lady at a grocery store I had to go to once a week to get stock would always tell me I have beautiful eyes. Like every time I went there. I ended up going at night so I wouldn't have to deal with it.

>>42106623
He likely doesn't drink or vape, so it say hes doing pretty good

>>42106061
last night one of my coworkers tried to take a creepshot of me while we were sitting around on break

she left her flash on and had the most mortified expression on her face, but I pretended not to notice

>>42106376
>>42106416
>>42106453
I am the guy from
>>42106420 .
I am told i am a 9/10 multiple times and get countless mires while skelly. I am
Gaining a lot and i am very happy with my body. The only concern i have is that everyone thinks im out of their league and that males start to hate me or something. How likely is this?

>>42106689
Are you lonely?

>Hanging with best friend from HS
>"you know you could get any girl you want at a bar with minimal effort right?"
>R-really?
>"yeah, you're like 6'6" and jacked"
>mfw I'm slightly bigger, slightly less defined otter mode
>"y-you too."

>>42106800
i'm the aesthetic chink
funny thing is that guy starting to mire me now
not necessarily buffed guy for me but the kind of guy that you know put effort on their appearance, like well groomed, well dressed etc
how do i get mired back by women? should i always put half a smile like a retard so i appear more friendly?

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>me
>week weeks ago
>5'11 180lbs buff 2/2.5/4/5 mid cycle
>on a charter boat fishing with 4-5 people deep sea fishing
>family of 3 on the boat with me and another guy (did not know him)
>mom dad and qt3.14 8/10
>while waiting in the marina for the boat standing on the dock she would make eye contact and look away
>12-hour fishing trip 60miles off shore
>going to be a long day
>so figured id talk to her on the boat where she can't get away
>boat shows up
>were walking beside each other for a second or 2 and she completely stops
>I get about 5-7 foot ahead and she walks slowly to stay behind me
>knew she was nervous (i would do that when I was an insecure fatfuck)
>day goes on about 5 hours a bunch of awkward eye contact, fish and a few smiles later
>lunch time
>shes eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>I packed my own lunch and brought chicken breast and a ham and cheese sandwich
>sit beside her
>her eyes get wide
>just start eating
>thinking to myself the boat smells like fish
>autism.jpg
> I ask her "did you fart?"
>she says "what, no"
>has the cutest voice
>I freeze for a second
>laugh it off
>minute passes of awkward silence
>"so do you workout"
>tell her yes and where
>"I could tell with those arms
>*squeezes arms* ask me to flex
>flex
>funny watching her try to grab it with her small hands
>ask for her number
>get it
>we stand on the back of the boat talking the rest of the time
>otw back the sun was setting
>sitting on the bench at back of boat
>she sits beside me and tries to put her head on my shoulder
>ended up resting beside my shoulder
>watch the sunset as we are going in
>when on the dock I ask her for dinner
>she agrees
>go to dinner and she asks to squeeze my chest
>o-ok
>took her back to her hotel
>bye anon

going on another date Friday beach is about an hour from my house she lives about 20 minutes from my town turns out so working out good.

>>42106668
Respect for not cucking the guy

>lifting for 10 months
>down 100 lbs, still kinda fat though
> 5'10"-5'11", 185 lbs
>at party of fwb of mine that took my virginity earlier this year (21 lol)
>meet 9/10 norwegian friend of fwb's roomate who seems to be really into me (so close in a relatively empty room that her arm is touching mine, pupils fully dilated, laughing at everything I say)
>so used to lack of female attention that I assume she's not about it and continue
>don't really make a move bc lolautist and she fucks some random dude who was not considerably better looking than me
>still kind of complimenting/flirting next day
not great but I'll take it
but real mire was later in night
>standing around, friends have left, kind of listening to a conversation but I'm kinda zoning out because my german is mediocre and they're talking fast
>random black dude comes up to me and asks if I go to the gym
>tell him yes and talk about him being a soccer coach
>he leaves 20 min later
felt nice

>>42107195
"week weeks ago"

>>42107228
2 weeks*

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>conflict resolution training for work
>polis man talking about how you should think about the layout of the room you are in if someone kicks off
>sitting next to the door
>'think about what would happen if some guy ran in here with a knife'
>points to me and says 'the big guy would probably just knock him straight out'

felt good, its only a compliment about working out but it's nice to be noticed.

>>42107212
This
I we dont want men to be cucks we shouldnt be cucking them either.

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>>42107348
>>42107212
>>42107212
So hes going in a date with a married woman without intentions of dicking her?

>>42107439
Did you actually read the story?

>>42107479
I thought when the old man said his "girl" he was talking about his daughter but most guys here seem to think is the wife

>>42107587
Wrong story nvm

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>>42107195
>DID YOU FART

I guess I kinda got my first mire yesterday. Was staying at my grandmothers for a few days and her husband said I looked athletic and wide.

>>42106061

>Wake up a 2pm
>Go downstairs
>Dad's there, waiting
>"Son, you're up la..."
>silence
>"Son, your shoulders, those biceps..."
>D..dad.. no not like this dad
>"BOY YOUR ASS IS PHE-NOM-A-NAL"
>NO DAD STOP
>*Get's raped by dad*

Feels good gettin mired.

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>>42107225
>best mire was from a black dude
i have some news for you buddy

>>42106376
Maybe you actually was really ugly and people tried to be nice out of pity, and now that you sort of look normal, it's not necessary anymore.

>>42107719
>*action happans*
I want 14 year olds off this board

>>42106394
Ya no

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>be me
>yesterday
>finished workout(home gym master race) then take dog bro to play fetch
>finally on my way back home
>mirin dog bro's cardio gains when i notice a qt3.14 a block ahead walking my way, on the other side of the street
>think nothing of it
>suddenly notice she crosses the street and is walking directly toward me
>im wearing sunglasses to shield my autism and also because sun
>get within 20 feet and i notice shes staring right at me and smiling
>nobody else on the anywhere on the street besides the two of us.
>i smile back and keep walking
>she looks directly at the sidewalk while walking to toward me.
>at 6 feet away she makes eye contact with me and smiles the entire time until we pass each other.
>keep walking for a few seconds and decide i better turn around and get a look at her ass.
>turn around and she already looking at mine
>mfw

I think she had a McDonald uniform on, should i give her the old lickaroo?

>>42107787
go for it anon

>>42107787
>looking at the ground
shes looking at your pupper dumbass

>>42107751
....w-what?

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>>42106420
What the fugg
I didn't know this happened to other people
>be me
>RA in college, first year of lifting
>residents from girls floors all thought I was handsome and would come hang out in my room with me
>scared of getting fired so would be autistic and play dumb about what they wanted
>one night, 1 am, was sleeping peacefully, when knock on my door
>"did I wake you anon?"
>yes what do you need
>she's slurring her words, can barely stand up, decide I'm not letting her in my room
>tell her to go to bed so I don't have to write her up
>she starts yelling at me about how attractive I am and that I need to own it
>"YOU SHOULD HAVE THE CONFIDENCE OF A SPARTAN WARRIOR JUST LOOK AT YOU"
>my residents are watching out of their doors, pretty sure they convinced her to do this
>tell her to leave, says she won't leave until I admit that I'm handsome and hot
>tell her that I don't think I am and to go to bed
>shut door, she keeps yelling at me wanting me to accept my attractiveness
It's alright though bros she had a meltdown and shaved her head at one point and wore a wig around the rest of the year
>tfw haven't had a grill mire in about a year now because I have no friends and barely leave me house

>skelly lifting for 3 months, total autist but blessed with FACE and FRAME
>walking in grocery store
>QT standing there listening to her manager talk about whatever bullshit was on the shelf
>we make eye contact
>she blushes, smiles and looks down
>use the moment to check her out, when I get back to her eyes she's just beaming a smile

This one happened today, month 5 of lifting.
>picking up my jeep from the service counter
>and here are your keys, have a great day!
>hey thanks, you too!
>almost inaudible "y-youu too.."

Its the little things, right?

>>42107479
Confused him with
>>42107195
disregard

>>42106324
fukin A+ post my dude

>>42107859

At first I didn't believe.... but then I thought back to being an RA myself and realized that this actually could happen.

Fucking freshmen chicks were the weirdest like that... but hey, drunk chicks.

>>42107859
The guy from the other post here.
Why do women do this?

>>42106809
What do you think is more impressive?
Quitting alcohol/smoking or not being retarded enough to become addicted in the first place?

>High school ends, I go to one local college, good friend goes to other
>I visit him frequently, meet his dorm friends
>One year later he invites me to a party hosted by one of those dorm friends, I'll call her Amanda
>She's a cute, short brunette and a complete genius, was Valedictorian of her high school
>Amanda and I talked sparingly and got along well, but I had a gf at the time so I didn't think much of it
>I was out of town for the party so I couldn't go
>Friend says that when he got to the party and explained that I couldn't make it, she said "Damn! He's so hot!"

Honestly this did a lot for my confidence. He's invited me to events where she'll be there a few times but I always chicken out. They're going to a concert in a few weeks and he invited me, I think I'm actually going to go this time, wish me luck!

>>42107909
I miss the feeling of being mired and looked up to so much, I'm actually going to go back to grad school for a hall director position. I'm a vain asshole tbqh

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>>42107945
Get off your high horse and neck yourself faggot. We all have things to overcome in life, just because you aren't able to relate some folks struggles, doesn't make you any better. In fact it makes you worse because you lack compassion. You're probably a 16 year old faggot who thinks he's perfect and has never had to overcome anything because mommy.

>>42108007
No new mires?
Read it before.

>>42106589
they were probably just confused because you were upside down

>>42108056
Are you lonely?

>>42108135
No, I could actually use some more time to myself bro.

>>42106324
So the female drove inside of the gym to catcall you?

>>42108060
Guilty, but I guess I have another that counts I guess, happened a few weeks ago.

Basically, I had a friend from high school named Maddy. She had a brother a few years older than us that I worked with for a few summers and we became good friends. I ran into her on campus once and we talked for a bit. That night she called me for whatever reason, I think to make plans for the weekend with our high school group of friends, and near the end of the conversation she says something along the lines of "Hey anon this is probably completely weird and I'm really tired right now so don't hold it against me but you looked super hot when I saw you today I don't understand how you're still single"

It caught me off guard but it was a pleasant surprise. I probably could have smashed when I saw her that weekend but I have a strict no religious girls rule. She's extremely christian and I just don't want to have to deal with what my one friend experienced when banging a religious chick. Basically they were banging on the regular, one time he noticed the condom ripped and he wanted to buy her the day after pill. She responds with "No, that's and abortion". And wouldn't you know it, my friend's social life is dead and he's a father to a two year old. Funny thing is, a few months after the baby was born the same thing happened to them with a broken condom, but this time she had no issue with taking the day after pill.

To this day I won't even flirt with a fundie christian woman.

>>42107212
Another waitress wanted me to fuck her despite her boyfriend too. She was much hotter. Had a sexy accent. Was 18. Kept telling me her boyfriend would talk shit about me. I made out with her a few times but did nothing more because I felt like such an asshole.

>>42106589
Mirin' your shape

>>42106589
FUCKING AUSTRALIANS I SWEAR TO GOD

>>42108194
Religious girls are freaks in bed though.

>>42108263
See, I've heard that nearly everywhere and can't help but wonder why they have that reputation?

>>42108307
A friend of mine had Christian girl before and he confirmed. Its because their whole life everyone told them everything sexual is bad. All those years of repressed sexual urges and thoughts Come out at once when they give into having sex. They go all out.

>>42107053
>aesthetic
>chink

I got news for you

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>>42108438

>changed gym
>4 weeks in doing 3plate frontsquads
>roided up ripped manlet comes over
>"dude respect havent seen someone here fsq over 100kg"
>thanks, kinda proved of it myself
>proceeds to talk about squats/deads tells me he never got more than 160kg dl ask how much i can do
>felt kinda bad and said "dont know havent done them in a while

i hope he never sees my 260dl, he looks good but is weak as fuck felt bad for him :/

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>>42108580
>changed to a new gym
>doesn't segregate manlets
Here's your (Jew)

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Alright boys, I'm going to a convention soon and it's the first I've been to since I started lifting. How do I capitalize on any potential mires?

I'm not ripped or anything but I definitely stand out in a crowd of skinny weeaboos and overweight dads.

>>42108632
What's with their clown faces

>>42108645
Do a cosplay in which you see your body.

>>42106376
After a year or two i was picking up chicks weekly from bars. Now that people start giving me mires it takes a lot more effort.

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>>42106589
Here's a better picture lol fkin phone

>>42108632
i want the 2 amazones to get on there knees and suck me while i pick that small qte up and eat her out... fuck i am horny now

old asian woman working at the drug store told me i look like superman.

>enter gym
>setup in rack
>dude in adjacent rack asks that I don't use all the weights

It wasn't a bitch but fuck it take what you can get sometimes

>>42108645
Cosplay as any JoJo character from parts 1-3

>>42108725
Fucking miring bro. You bod is my dream bod....i'll never achieve.

>At a wedding with GF
>She introduces me to an acquaintance of hers who is very sweet, and we start talking
>GF mentions that at first she didn't want to be in a relationship with me because she was so emotionally vulnerable
>Other girl says "Wait... You didn't want to be in a relationship with HIM!?"
>Later quietly says to her "if you find another one like Anon, please send him my way!"

It was incredibly flattering.

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>>42108725

Don't worry, Anon. I fixed it for you.

>>42106394
I came

>>42106413
This desu

>>42106061
>at squat rack
>squat rack next to mine is taken by a couple
>guy is doing rows with 2pl8's and girl wants to do it with just the barbell
>guy says he wants to finish his sets before he lets his girl do barbell rows
>girl waits and just stands there looking towards my direction
>i assume she is just mindlessly looking in my direction and just continue to do squats
>guy finishes his sets and goes behind girl to curl
>during her sets, she still looks towards my direction
>guy finishes his curls and says he is going to go bench or something
>girl stays and keeps doing barbell rows while looking towards my direction
>guy comes back and asks why she is doing so many sets of barbell rows
>she responds with a really short answer (couldn't hear it)
>guy then asks if everything is alright
>girl gives a snappy reply of "yea, everythings fine."
>guy leaves and the girl is now just standing there looking at me. She starts to walk towards me but her bf grabs her to go talk somewhere else

not sure if mirin since it seems more like relationships problems between them

>>42107687
> My wife's grandson

>>42107331
Honestly, one of the most genuine complement I have heard for a while, n1 annon.

>>42108632
jesus im legit terrified of both, wtf

>get introduced to 70 year old US Marine of 30+ years.
>god damn boy, did you wrestle in high school?"l
>no why?
>those damn shoulders. I wouldn't fuck with you.

Felt pretty good desu

>>42108845
Thanks man you can achieve it your body will sneak up on you as mine did.. I woke up one day and looked at my body and said holy shit. Just when I was losing hope. You can do it bro go all out.

>go to concert with little sister
>she sends a snap out of us together at the show
>friend responds "who's the cutie?" not knowing that I'm her brother
m-making it...

>>42108688
>>42108831
I'm not THAT swole. I look like a work out, not like Joseph Joestar, the sexiest man alive.
I just need to know how to approach a con slut if I see her glancing at me.

>>42109034
You got a starter routine?

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>Live in Toronto for most of my 20's.
>Nice and fit by normie standards
>Had no problems pretending to be a normie
>little to no female attention outside of fucking really messed up girls on OKcupid and craiglist.

>Move to America for my Master's Degree.
>Women throw themselves at my feet here and I have already found a qt3.14 conservative christian gf.

Morale of the story - live in America.

>>42108847
Dump gf get the other girl

>Be me
>Doing weighted dips with two 45 plates attached
>old man who looks like Anthony Hopkins keeps looking at me
>I've never seen him there before but I'm in the gym abnormally early
>Imagine him saying something condescending to me
>Finish third set and unhook weight
>He approaches and says "Now that's what I call carrying a heavy load"
>Proceeded to ask about how many I did before saying "Fine work young man, fine work indeed."
>Thank him and tell him to have a good work out

Another

>usually Fist bump this guy I kind of know every time I see him in the gym
>He's 6'6 and bulking to 300 and I'm 5'9 cutting to 170.
>he tells me I'm getting cut and it's showing

I got old man mires and normal man mires. Next is chick mires. I get those when I make out with girls but I want to turn heads naturally.

>>42109363
Old man mires are good mires.

>>42107212
>Respect for not cucking the guy

More like for having for avoiding having a deranged girl thinking she has one on you because you shagged her.

>>42109034
For cardio look up millionaire hoy on YouTube and Brandon carter hiit on YouTube. I usually do cardio in the morning and lift in the evening. Cardio can be 30-40 min of jump rope or 6 mile walk or 6 mile jog. I workout and 3x a week.

>>42109722
*workout abs. Mon: chest/triceps/abs Tuesday: legs/sprints Wednesday:back/bicep/abs thurs: legs(lifting) Friday:chest/shoulders/abs sat:back/biceps. Sun:rest. Depending on how my body feels I might take 1 rest day or 2... What really made the difference was fasted cardio in the morning though.

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I didn't expect her to reply, now what?

>>42109780
What was your line even going to be?

>>42109780
this bone i need you to examine

>>42106061
>trip for uni debate team
>walking and talking with 2 qts to meet group at restaurant
>"anon, you're so smart and funny"
>"yeah, handsome too"
>"w-what can I say I've got it all heh"
>they giggle
>later that night at the hotel
>drinking in someone's room
>get way too drunk
>end up passing out in the hallway
>one of the qts gets security to drag me back to her room
>I wake up face down on her floor with my jeans around my ankles
>pissed myself

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>>42107843
It's time.
To become a female(male). Move on to your next stop.
>>>/r9k/

got mired by qt 5'10' amazon in mt training for passing easily in the conditioning part.

does that count?

>>42106668
Good on you, having honor.

>>42109780
Send your number

>>42109780
"the soap"

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>>42109933
Okay

>>42110002
why did you include the quotes you idiot

>>42108234
jej

>>42106413
You see, if you were actually better than someone you wouldn't ever feel the need to try to put them down for whatever reason. This is top tier projection and the only solution is to kys.

Got mired by my gf and some random underage teenage b8 at the pool a few weeks back.

>Me and gf walk to the neighborhood pool
>place our towels on the bathing chairs and proceed to take off our cloths
>As soon as I take my shirt off my gf tells me to stand still so she can admire my sexy body
>quietly smack my girls ass as we walk towards the pool
>About 10 minutes into our underwater cuddling session I hear my phone ring so I get out of the pool
>As I'm walking to get my cellphone I can overhear a girl talking to her friends about my abs
>Look over in there direction and chuckle
>the blonde b8 blushes and proceeds to avoid eye contact with me

Felt pretty good tbqh lads.

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Some 'straight out of africa' black chick asked me how often i workout today.

Little does she know I spend my nights on /pol/ posting about the nigger epidemic in our country.

>>42110002
absolute madman

>>42108725
nice c-section scar

>>42110002
You nigger you should have said "this line"

>>42106061
>ex invites me to her house to have dinner and catch up
>she keeps asking "is it hot in here to you?' while she fans herself with her hands constantly while sweating
>she keeps adding how good I look every couple of minutes

She tried to kiss me one the way out to my car but I denied and she texted me later mad. Felt good guys

>>42110464
...shit

>>42109304
but i like it here in toronto :(

>>42110681
How do you afford it

>>42110353
It's actually a scar from a sword jokes on you faggot. Post your body.

I just started working a white collar job for a big company in a skyscraper downtown. As you can imagine, there are business men and business women everywhere. I'm one of the youngest people I've seen that's not a receptionist or some shit at 24 yr.

>go to workout room
>older guys look at me in disgust
>go to lobby for lunch
>constantly catch middle-aged women looking at me
>when they're in flocks, I sometimes see them talking about me
>one time, they were obviously talking about my muscles, making little flexing gestures and shit
>hot young receptionist on my floor keeps starting convos with me each morning
>have had twice as many women as men introduce themselves to me

It's like walking into a world where no one is young anymore and seeing a /fit/bro gets everyone riled up. Kind of awesome.

>>42108705
How is this possible?i thought auto rejection is a meme
t. Aesthetic chink

>>Out running in the park.
>>Random girl on a rented bike rides past.
>>Shouts at me: "Excuse me sir, you have a nice ass!"
>>Didn't respond, still had 2 miles to go.

>>42106061
10/10 girl wants to bang me but is friends with my ex, we three hang out from time to time and last time she wanted me so hard to take the shirt off and slapped my ass when I left
she leaves next month so I guess no fucking

also a lot of girls want to bang me but dont talk to me, simply stalk my instagram stories(I've found out this through other people)

oh well, remember kids that having almost all of your teen years as a fat introvert fuck will fuck you up in the future permanently even if you turn up to be good looking and have a good body

>>42108188
Naw bro, my gym is in an urbanish area, we were doing farmers carry on the side walk for maximum mires.

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>in line for food
>see this QT with her bf mirin hard
>I go to make eye contact and she looks away
>being alpha I just keep looking at her eyes waiting for her to look back
>she feels me looking her direction and is so nervous she can't even look my direction
Understandable, I can literally smell her pussy getting wet.
>I just keep looking
>she leans over to her BF and points at me, I can read her lips, telling her BF how hot I am
>HE looks back and instantly looks away
>QT has this look on her face, like she's never felt this way in front of her BF
>Bf in a jealous rage gets up and beta virgin walks up to me, thinking about how he's going to ask me to fuck his girlfriend.
>says in a trembling tone "hey can you please leave my GF alone and stop staring?"

Fucking KEKED

Feels good to make it, boys

>>42111102
good post

>>42106061
I haven't been admired since the 7th grade

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>>42110953

>oh well, remember kids that having almost all of your teen years as a fat introvert fuck will fuck you up in the future permanently

Thanks for the reminder.

t. 27 year old

>>42110897
Y-You too

>>42106376
Low Body Fat rules all

>>42108645
GenCon?

>>42110953
>oh well, remember kids that having almost all of your teen years as a fat introvert fuck will fuck you up in the future permanently even if you turn up to be good looking and have a good body
any way to fix this senpai?

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>>42110953
>oh well, remember kids that having almost all of your teen years as a fat introvert fuck will fuck you up in the future permanently even if you turn up to be good looking and have a good body


wewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwladddddddddd


>>42111163
>>42111396


Yeah brehs, how DO we fix this?

I can barely talk to girls in clubs, bars, etc who clearly mire me.. fug

>>42110002
Archeologist

Prime day. My coworkers made sure to point out to me that there was a deal on protein powder.

>>42111102
A L P H A
L
P
H
A

>>42110877
Damn pics?

>>42110953
DELET THIS

>>42111438
MDMA

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>>42106324
>be at the backyard with my sister and her male friends
>getting mocked as usual
>decide to show them my powerlevel
>went to grab two water jugs and started doing farmer walks in front of them
>pass out and wake up with vomit dripping down my neck and sister laughing with her friends
>"Anon, ahah wow, you passed out after like three steps and then you vomited on yourself while asleep"
>pull out smelling salts vial from a pocket on my cargo pants(Deidara themed)
>car drives by and mom tells me she hit the cat by accident
>start crying with mocking laughters in the background
>decide to focus on competitive league of legends gaming and quit lifting
>still go on 4chan to write gym stories and feel better about myself

at least you are a buff stud when you post here, made it if you ask me

>>42111689
You tried too hard to do the meme. Good effort but bad job.

>>42108962
Marines never figured out that cardio kills gains... and never get big shoulders.

>>42111102
well written

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>>42111716
Did it hurt that much? You are a fucking failure and deserve no pity, I'll go hard as fuck on you little failed shits, come and get it

>>42111438
>>42111682
this

>>42106061
Nothing besides eye-mires from women lately.
Though since a few weeks after starting gym everybody who would usually call me skinny told me I got a lot bigger and all kind of compliments.

>>42111438
Google Coach Corey Wayne, life is really simple anon.
1. Have Fun
2. Hang Out
3. Hook Up
Have a personality and interests

>women constantly squeeze my biceps while talking to me
>women get in front of me to show me their asses after I sit in a waiting place
>women sit as close as possible to be when they spot me
>women laugh very loudly when I make jokes
>cashiers and waitresses always treat you with more care compared to other people at your table, always get served first
>high schoolers giggle and make loud comments as you pass by
>high schoolers race each other to be "brave" and pass by me to get noticed
>high schoolers hitting on you as you walk minding your own business


made it?

>>42106061

Was at work. Talking to the cute dispatcher. She was being that annoying kind of flirty-- constantly saying 'officerrrrrrr' in some high-pitched overly girly voice.

First I told her to shut up because that is objectively annoying. She persisted, so then I told her to remind me to bring a roll of duct tape with me for the next shift.

Apparently we both have a bondage fetish.

The only mires I ever get are followed up with them asking for a favor from me. So they're not really mires.

>>42111881
How's the cop life, anon? Can an unsociable loser like myself make it in the cop world if I'm fit enough?

>doing dips
>some trap is in the other dip station
>feel my form is a little suss today so decide to videotape my last set
>80 lbs hanging from ass, was gonna do 5, felt good and did 7
>check the video
>trap stopped to watch me dip before going back when i finished
>form was decent too

>>42111948
not anon but probably not. Im not a cop but being one means talking to a LOT of people. so no.

>>42106061
I didn't know that Harold liked soccer

Lost 14 lbs this summer and with a good shirt the difference is night and day. More chicks smile at me when passing me in the street, small guys look away more while a couple of big guys (for me) suddenly develop imaginary lat syndrome when they're in the hallway with me. Feelsgoodman

>be me about a month ago
>at a grown-up housewarming party at my friend's new apartment
>see a female mutual friend I haven't seen or talked to since college (i don't have any social media whatsoever)
>go say hello and chat a little
>"so anon what have you been up to? what do you do for work now?"
>"hmm, take a guess."
>"personal trainer, obviously. look at you!"

i'll take what i can get, i suppose

>>42112106
post vid

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>>42107787
Request for Natty Lickaroo: Authorized.

>>42106376
Bruce Lee mode nearly achieved, keep going

>>42111881
going to academy soon pls give all the advice yo ucan

>>42106394
>5'11" or 180cm tall
>175lbs or 79kg
>13% BF
im exactly this and i can tell you that you cannot be mired with that amount of muscle mass. We are bacially DYELs

>be me
>use to be chubby/ugly
>lost all the weight
>strong jawline/high cheekbones after drinking litres and litres of water everyday for 3 yrs
>look 100x better went from like a 5.5 to atleast a 7
>see grills mirin each time i walk by
>when i ever i look towards them they either look away or look down

They do this as if i am ugly as i use to be baka

>>42107859
>It's alright though bros she had a meltdown and shaved her head at one point and wore a wig around the rest of the year
You realize that you did that to her, don't you?

>>42106061
Okay. I actually have one.
So I'm a roadie for a local punk band. I go because I'm friends with the band and I'm really tall (Above 6'5", below 7') and I actually only workout to look tough and carry their stuff and I like the way punk girls look at you when you carry an 80 pound speaker stack on each shoulder.

Anyways, there was a girl running a stand selling t-shirts and I picked up one of the stacks and shouldered it and she literally gasped and smiled and I felt really good the rest of the day.

>>42109850
Fucking kek


Learn your limits mang

>>42110586
Damn, wish my ex would do this smdh

>>42106376
>Chink
>8/10 face

Kek

>>42106420
>you are a really pretty boy

She thought you were gay brah.

>>42113344
Nah i fucked a couple of her friends.

I've caught girls staring at my ass. I sometimes get stared at while lifting in the gym. When i wear a tank top, and go out, i see girls stare out of the corner of my eye. I feel so objectified, but it also feels good.

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>be myself
>Come up to drink and bar and grill about 6 hours
>anon you have no time?
>i do but not next week for gains
>but anon you do the good stuff
Mfw

>>42113614
i understand exactly nothing

>>42106311
Kek.
Next time he's blowing nails in your abs anon, better be careful.

>>42106394
>5'9
>168lb
>at massage parlor
>cute asian girl doing full body as i lay on my back
>when she massages my back it seems very sensual
>when she massges my lower back she rocks my lower body by doing to fast, giving me a boner
>her thighs touching my hands gets me pretty turned on but thats normal
>she then massages my calf muscle and puts front of my foot inbetween her legs
>get boner cause my foot is an inch away form her vagina
>she then massges my chest as i turn over
>bends over so breasts infront of my face
>i get raging hard boner and she continues massaging my chest (must be obviously visable)

Going there tomorrow cause no women has ever made my body feel so good like that before (besides sex)

>>42108850
lol'd

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>Nan says my upper body is looking wider

h-hard mire

>>42110953
nah mate, you just have to man the fuck up.

It's difficult to force yourself to make the first move, but when you've done it once it's a lot easier the second time and so on..

>>42106324
same shit happened to me so many times, thank god i got over the autism and now i can finally slay pussy easy as fuck
>in front of a bar with friends smoking
>one is a manlet other is a 100% average dude
>cute redhead is walking past us, staring at me a lot
>walks past us, looks back and stares at me
>she is at the bar and stares at me again
>i go there to grab another beer and to see if she is interesting
>talk to her for about 10 minutes
>start making out hard with her
>takes her to my car, drive to an empty street
>fuck her really hard on the back seat and came on her face
>she asks me to take her home, i do it and go back to the bar
>with a wet spot of pussy juice on the bottom of my tshirt
>my car smelling like pussy for two days

>>42113965
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500$ please bob

>>42107331
>for you

the best mire of my life was last month
>be me, 6'0 190lbs about 13 or 14%bf
>go to another town to visit my family
>they are loaded as fuck
>after drinking couple beers with cousin and uncle cousin tells me there is a party at a friends place
>we go there
>huge mansion with lots of beer and Cachaça
>he talks to everyone and introduces me to everyone
>start small talking to everyone there trying to make some friends
>redhead girl is giving everyone shots
>she touches my chest while holding the bottle
>"now its your turn pretty guy"
>i grab the bottle, take a sip, worst cachaça ever, then i pour some on her mouth too while holding her waist
>she flirts with me for about 2 hours, she wasn't letting me make a move
>after couple hours the sun is setting
>she started dancing with friends
>i go right next to her and start dancing with her even though i have no idea how to dance
>she starts rubbing her ass on me, after couple seconds "dancing" i grab her by the waist and kiss her
>after making out for about 10 minutes i tell her i need to pee
>i go to a bathroom on the back of the house and pee
>When i leave the bathroom she is there, she pushes me inside again and we make out pretty hard
>she sucked my dick while i fingered her
>i came on her mouth and we came back to the party
>we were talking to her friends after that
>she was lifting my tshirt showing my abs to them all the time

>>42108307
in my experience living on a really religoius country on a really religous town is because religious parents are overprotective with their daughters and when they reach that age when the hormones starts talking louder they discover porn, making out with boys and they start having sex, but they can't act slutty and can't go out getting guys like regular girls does because thats a sin, so they control their urges untill they literally can't hold up anymore and fuck like an animal

>190cm skelly
>put on 14kg since I was last home
>home for summer vacation from work
>literally everyone saying I look a lot bigger
>highschool oneitis messages me at 4am after a night out saying "You look amazing, really amazing"
>dad telling me I will look like a bouncer if I continue
>male friends subtly mirin with comments
>try my best to keep it to "wii fit and zumba" tier

>>42113991
yeah, no one ever picked up a girl on bar and fucked her right?

>>42109363
>"Now that's what I call carrying a heavy load"
he wanted to cum on your face

>>42108725
routine?

>>42114085
>giving a blowjob right after pissing
heh

>>42109160
>not nailing the cutie

>>42109780
"my dick"

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>>42110217

>>42106571
beautiful reply, sheeit would never even think to reply that back, nigga teach me you ways

>studied abroad for a year and started lifting
>first semester was barely going to the gym, shit diet, getting drunk all the time
>second semester did some proper lifting with dieting
>went from auschwitz mode to dyel
>go back for summer holidays
>everyone I know says I got a lot bigger, ask me if I'm liftin

feelsfuckinggoodman.jpg

>>42114085
>she sucked my dick while i fingered her
interested to see the logistics behind this

>go to the grocery shop
>short latina girl in front of me
>i acidentaly bump into her
>she looks me in the eyes and blushes
>i just turn around and walk to my sister
>we both walk until i feel accomplishment
>i ask jesica for advice
>she just laughs

>>42111682
>>42111826

I've done MDMA, hell even this past weekend I popped at an event, but still I cant be popping it all the time

>>42111852
I'll check this out, thanks anon

>>42112800
what does jawline and water have to do with each other

>>42113131
>Anon doesn't bang a drunk slut
>Slut has a melt down because she is rejected.
>This is all your fault anon!
Stop passing responsibility off to someone else its her own fault.

>>42110146
A. Pretty sure your 18 or less B. How can you get put of the pool after being this close to a girl? wouldnt you have a massive erecrtion

>>42111689
>>42111823
cringe@u

>>42106324
what does a guy like this look like? post someone else like you or sth pls

>sister's friend is a hair dresser so she cuts my hair for free
>go from 190lbs to 150lbs in my first year of college
>getting my hair cut with my sister there
>"wow anon, you've lost a ton of weight, you look great"
>"yeah, i stopped eating every day because I can't afford food anymore"
>sister bursts into laughter and starts crying from laughing so hard
>on the way home she calls me autistic

wow rude

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Was drinking with a few friends at a friend's house one night. Three of us (two guys one girl) decided it'd be fun to play truth or dare while our other friend was throwing up in the bathroom. Girl gets dared to streak around the house, actually does it. She then dares the other guy and myself to do it, we both did. When I got back she said I have a cute butt.

>Go to bank
>Need a new remote so I can log into my account
>Recebtionist is incredibly friendly
>Voice cracks and blushing when talking to me
>Hands me a new remote for free(normally you have to pay a shitload for a new one)
>Told me she feels nice today and makes an exception just for me
>Asks a bunch of other questions unrelated to the bank to make me stay(maybe)
>Tell her I might come back later for further errands
>"I really hope so" in a not so professional tone

Didn't realize anything until a few hours later. Maybe it's for the best I don't get such hints, would not want the risk of fathering more autistic children

>>42114085
>>42114418
same. I can only see this happening from a position where you were laying down and she was in 69 position, or at very minimum succing with her body oriented perpendicular to yours.

>>42109304
where in the US?

>>42106394
i give this post a 8/10, nice post

>>42109850
Stupid idiot

>>42110953
>oh well, remember kids that having almost all of your teen years as a fat introvert fuck will fuck you up in the future permanently even if you turn up to be good looking and have a good body

lad I did not come here to feel this feel

>>42113131
fuck off white knight

>Girl tells me her chad boyfriend was myron in private
>Says he'll have some competition soon
>Still a skinnyfat DYEL
Feels pretty good man

>Be at university
>3 years have almost passed
>me and 3 guys sitting at a booth with a girl
>Start talking about how much we have changed in those 3 years
>All of us guys started lifting in this time frame
>The qtie laughs and say we have all gotten big but that desu it wasnt much of a contest since i left the other guys in the dust

>>42106420
Congrats it's a lot easier to get over autismo than ugly.

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>>42115264
This is me, please no bully

>>42107195
Thought this was gonna be that god damn Loch Ness monster again

>work at shit tier Australian Burger King
>doing overnight shift
>naturally the dining room is shut and some dickheads try and come in
>tell them we're shut by miming
>they start getting aggressive etc
>yeahwhatever.png
>go outside for a smoke 10 minutes later
>tell manager and say "hope I don't get bashed hue hue"
>he responds with "nah you'd probs knock them out anyway, you're like twice their size"
>"haha yea... ok... sure.."
Didn't know how to respond

>finished my shift at work (cashier at a grocery store)
>take off my work shirt, i wear a tank top underneath
>8/10 qt co-worker sees me and says "oooh! look at those arms!"

>tfw she has a boyfriend

>>42109304
How to get a greencard 101.
Guess what I'm doing this summer

>>42106800
Assuming you're not bullshitting here, they aren't openly miring because they are afraid of rejection. Same reason an autist dyel won't make eye contact with the qt3.14 in a bar. They look, but not when you do. The way to fix it is: now YOU get to be aggressive. You now earned the right to do cold approaches that are pretty much "just b urself" with Gosling.jpeg

Now your "hitting on women" won't rely on being clever or perfect timing anymore, you can just be a polite and calm person in conversation. If you were legit handsome before, it didn't go away; think about it. You're objectively more attractive now. Fuckin act like it.

>>42117378
Thank you man

>Let girl friend stay over at apartment stay at apartment for a night
>She sleeps on couch, I sleep in my room
>Walk out of my room in the morning with no shirt
>She sees me, starts asking me to get under the covers with her

Thanks /fit/

>>42108007
Good luck

>>42111863
>>women sit as close as possible to be when they spot me
This is fucking dangerous. They should be standing.
Report them to the gym staff

>Captcha is select the football if there is none skip
>there's just some dumb volleyball on the ground with black hexagons
>I skip

>>42108194
Just get your tubes tied, man

>>42115274
Humor is not autism anon

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>>42113217

>>42109304
Dude Idk what it is maybe something in the water. I always thought I was average or below living in the GTA. Tinder matches were all below average or fat

I go to the US and girls are clearly into me, the girls at the checkout will always keep taking glances at me and I started matching with 8+ girls consistently on tinder

My mind is boggled

>>42115274
be a man and say you want to take her out to dinner for cutting your hair's for free

>>42114655
Getting rid of excess sodium to reduce water retention.

More water = less water retention

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>>42117536
Why would you let your girlfriend sleep in another room? On the couch?

>>42108850
Lol

>>42113965
>i got over the autism
HOW
O
W

>>42118114
I think he means a friend who is a girl. Either way, he's probably a pussy.

>>42111102
>me and gf in uni cafeteria getting food before going out for the night.
>talking about a movie we saw the other day when I notice she's acting kind of weird
>"anon why won't that weirdo stop looking at me?"
>turn around
>see poorly shaved guy in dark clothes and a bad haircut staring like a psychopath at gf
>kinda nervous cause he looks like he works out
>whatever, he's probably just zoning out and doesn't realize he's being rude
>politely ask him to stop staring at gf; he looks away and mumbles something I can't understand
>what?
>"y-you mirin bro? A-Alpha as fuck"
>go back and tell gf that everything's okay, the guy is just retarded or something
>she's still kind of creeped out but by the time we're done eating sheds forgotten about him
>20 minutes later I see the guy leaving the cafeteria but he tries to push the doors open from the wrong side and ends up smacking into the door.
>he looks around to make sure nobody saw him; mutters to himself and pulls it open
>man I'm glad I'm not autistic like that guy
>he's got nice arms though, maybe I should start working out

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>>42106061
I need some help /fit/

>Be me progressing in the gym for 3 months now
>uni got out and two chicks my age started showing up regularly
>one doesn't seem interested while the other makes eye contact with me often

I don't know how to deal with this I'm interested in her too, but fuck me if I'm not too autistic to talk to this chick. I've no idea how to approach her. I've talked to her once when her friend didn't show up and it was just a short convo. Haven't talked to her since then. Fuck do I do.

Pic related is me do I even have a chance?

>>42113614
Lolwut

>>42114698
Lol some guys spend enough time around chicks that they don't get hard every time they're close to a girl you robot

>>42117870
Lol yup

There's a reason you don't hear well-adjusted normies putting everyone else down based on race, religion etc

>>42118284
You are pretty swole and your face looks pretty confident. are there any uni parties you can got that she might be at?

>>42118575
Only contact is at the gym. I think she'll be there tonight when I go

>>42115486
if the woman isn't autistic you have nothing to worry about

>>42118692
Ask her about gym stuff

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>>42106061
>i only get arm compliments from guys

>>42118284
the single easiest thing you can do is find an excuse to talk to her and torpedo right in

>>42118114
Friend who is a girl.

>>42118248
Yeah kinda

>>42118840
>do you lift?
>i thought it was pretty funny

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>>42109780
I normally don't count tinder as mirin but since you posted I might as well post too

I also never respond to tinder chicks

>T-today some girl looked at me for a second when i was walking to get some food
>T-that nice lady who lives above me watched as i was walking into my apartment

making it

>getting blood drawn for anual checkup
>qt nurse says 'wow youve got nothing to worry about, youve got huge veins, i bet the junkies are all jealous'
>'h-hehe yeah probably'

i dont even give a fuck if it was a mire

it has been too long since ive heard another person speak to me

>>42118114
because hes alpha as fuck

>>42119044
I get that compliment every time i donate blood. Sometimes from guy nurses too

>>42118575
You seriously think he's swole? Is everyone on the board a dyel or something?

>>42106394
>>42113772

Popped a chub

>>42119119
I am indeed a dyel, and i think he is kinda buff (for my standards)
Also tried to give him a boost in confidence and talk to that girl

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My best mire came from a bunch of japs and Koreans. This is 100% no bamboozle.

>been lifting for past 3 years
>cut for beach bod
>stationed in japan I'm already bigger than everyone
>go to ultra music fest in Tokyo
>drinkin with buddy
>90 degree f
>90% humidity
>shirt comes off
>banging around in a huge crowd of normies like zyzz
>these are no normal normies
>japanese normies
>literally a group formed around me and bud trying to touch us and take pictures
>broken English of both dudes and chicks
>wowu so big fuck so hot wowu
>I'm being groped and felt up the whole fest
>Get away from the crowd and go to a vendor to get some alcohol
>bar hand is girl
>she's brazillian???
>another small crowd forms
>she gives me and bud free drinks, tells us to only come to her for drinks
>ask her if she wants to go on break and join us
>she immediately answers yes
>dancing in bigger crowd later at night, she joins us in being shirtless and grinding on me
>begin making out
>fuck her and a couple other japs in my hotel over 3 days

Ultra went on for 3 days and all 3 days the same thing happened. This is the highlight of my entire life so far and is my motivation to keep being /fit/

Mfw

>>42119221
This made me happy.
Very cool anon.
Do you have any other experiences being a white guy (just supposing you are white) in Japan? Any of those gajin hunter experciences?
I heard its real easy to bang qts in Japan as a hot white dude.

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>>42119221
Japan here I come

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>>42119221
Fucking mongrels, should learn a martial art and beat all their gook asses into meat paste. The fuck you ok with a bunch of strangers groping you for? Have self respect, you sound like a god damn whore and degenerate.
>music fest
Come on bruh. Slaying bitches is just a piece of making it, you need value you yourself higher than that.

Sorry for hating, if that actually happened you better get your cock checked for gook sicknesses

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>>42119221
I wish you the best in life anon

>>42119258
Lol gajin hunter that's a new one

Yeah pretty much everywhere I would go that wasn't right off base I would get similar mires. No crowds, but stopped every so often by qts taking their chances at English

Normally along the lines of
>are you American
>wowu you are very muscular
>never seen someone so big

That constant mire kept the fire alive

And then in the evenings going out (broken English is very funny sometimes)
>raves are pretty popular
>go to club
>Hey big guy let's dance
>wowu what are you doing later
>fug
Very general but yeah lots of mires being a fit white guy in japan. And yes humble brag.

ITT: Alt-cuck and stormfag tears

>Senior in college
>walking back from the bar with my friend
>get to my floor and as I'm walking to my apartment a girl shouts across the balcony "HEY COME PARTY"
>okay im down
>walk past the party into my own apartment, grab a bottle of tequila, a lime, and a knife
>come back and my friend and i introduce ourselves, start drinking with them
>turns out we were at a high school prom afterparty LOL (they subleased the apartment from our neighbors)
>okay whatever we'll stay it's not that weird
>all these guys come and introduce themselves, can sense they think I'm some kind of threat
>but really not trying to bag a hs senior
>one girl is particularly interested in me we start taking tequila shots
>they think I'm sophisticated or something because all they have is shitty vodka (lol)
>she goes inside and gets jell-o shots for just the two of us
>her friend says 'wow i thought you told me you were out'
>we drink, talk, flirt, I'm talkin to my boy about this when she drifts off
>"nah bro don't do it she's like 17 or 18"
>i tell her i'm leaving, get her snapchat (for future maybe), she begs me to stay
>tell her no I'm getting my degree in chemical engineering next morning at 8am

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>>42119374
This was early in my mires game, never got the same attention stateside, I was weak and deprived

I was a selective whore those 3 days and chose carefully and wore a condom cuz I don't want no demigod

>>42119449
Good for you anon. Thats some mad respect resisting that temptation.

Some nigs can learn something from your story. This guy will make it.

>>42119221
>>42119457
>>42119404
>>42119374

Now you know what it feels to be a black guy around white women

>>42119457
Haha. You are desirable, always remember that day and use it to remind yourself you are worth a lot.

>>42106061
>walking the dog yesterday
>he's a dachshund
>waddle his goofy ass around the neighborhood
>on the way home
>see a car coming
>it slows down slightly as it passes and a qt leans out the window
>she yells "I like your wiener!" as she drives past
>all I could get out was a "thanks!" as she drove off
>tfw she will never pet my wiener
Don't know if this even counts.

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>>42113761
>watch ISIS execution videos on liveleak
>songs are actually quite catchy
>start absent mindedly humming them at work
>coworker Akmed clasps me on the shoulder and mutters "soon, brother."

>>42119119
He has some muscle definition, so he's ahead of the average flabby male in America today desu

>>42119591
be original for once in your life

also kys

>>42119591
lmao brooo wtf

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>>42106324
Massive kek .. saved

>>42119556
>Don't know if this even counts

welcome to my life anon, my self esteem is so low that even if I get obviously mired I rationalize it to make it seem like they didnt even mean it. I have people literally tell me I am a "mountain of muscle" and I just brushed it off as the person being drunk when they only had a single beer at the time. But in my head it still makes sense for some unexplicable reason.

>>42119221
If this is fake I hope you die a slow and painfull death, otherwise great job anon. how big where you at the time ? did you roid or just a big natty ?

I have an asian fetish am white, decent looking, 6"0 and getting closer and closer to the natty limit. Will it really be that easy to get japanese pussy ?

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>go for coffee with bro because his bitch dumped him
>talk about stuff
>suddenly catch him glancing at my arms in the same way girls sometimes catch me watching their tits
>feel awkward as fuck
>start talking about lifting
>talked him into joining the gym
>going this friday

My mom has been mirin hard as well.

I wish I were around girls more often. Have yet to get a proper mirin. D:

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>>42114418
>>42115545
like this?

>>42120101
It was about a year ago, I was 6'1 and around 190lb, 13%bf-ish

Natty because roids pop positive on a piss test and in the military that gets you srs paperwork/kicked out.

And yeah it's not that hard, one of my normie friends with a 5/10 face and body did pretty well with Asian qt3.14s

>>42106668
>ITT stories that never happend

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>>42110002

>>42106589
Pull your pants up

>>42109304
>>42117909
they think you are exotic

>>42107195
>where she can't get away
>the implication

>>42112478
Learn to type well, anon.

>>42106420
that's like the best opportunity to get a wingwoman and bang all the hot chicks she knows

>>42120058
iktf
>girl i liked for several years told me she liked me
>got embarrassed and brushed it off
>asks me if i had a girlfriend
>lied and said i did (tbf i was going to make a joke about it but then my friend interjected and said i don't have one, and i got flustered and changed the subject)
>similar things keep happening until one day finally work up courage to make a move, didn't work out. started acting desperate and then it was all over

i blame having no male role model-- that was an experience i should have had when i was like 12 and then received advice for.

>>42119911
you should also end it

>5'6 manlet
>5 months at gym
>good/10 face when acne isn't there
>hanging out with girl after class
>her friend tags along
>friend is all over me
>won't stop looking or talking to me
>she asks if she can feel my arms
>autism kicks in
>start laughing and look away
>don't talk to her ever again

Ahhh the memories of highschool

>>42121510
ouch breh know that feel
>tfw 18 and kissless virgin
>tfw two girls I majorly crushed on have very obviously liked me back and I have fucked it up both times
>tfw has got to the stage where I unconsciously begin to push away any female who shows signs of interest to prevent myself fucking it up later and getting hurt again

O-once I get to 1/2/3/4 this feel will go away...r-right /fit/?

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>>42107670
kek

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>>42106324

>aa meeting
>some girl getting her court card signed glanced at my forearms

fucking made it

>>42122017
>>tfw has got to the stage where I unconsciously begin to push away any female who shows signs of interest to prevent myself fucking it up later and getting hurt again

breh are you me

>>42119104
i think it just makes their job a lot easyer

>>42110107
This needs to be higher up

>>42110877

Thing about that is that the veteran employees are so sedated in their office jobs that when natural selection kicks in and someone new comes along with better attributes, the guys often feel threatened. Same shit happened when I started my new job earlier this year.