Fat People Hate/Fat People Stories - FPH/FPS

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>>42068260
I wish I had a gf that loved me enough to do that
maybe when I squat 4 pl8

>>42068467
>that loved me enough to do that
This isn't love any longer. Lying and manipulating her partner so that he'll not improve himself any further for her own sake. Get a girl that extends your life and keeps the relationship stable in other ways that makes the both of you happy, not just her.

Or do squats. Having a thicc booty makes everyone happy.

> At the mall there's a flower shop. Hamplanet with Hammoon female friend looking for plant to give to her mother for a birthday present. The shopkeeper shows her a nice plant and tells her it is rather resilient, thus good for people that are not used to care for plants. Hamplanet jokingly says to her orbiter: Look, this is what I want for birthday as well. My plants always die.

>My thought: Well, looking at you fat bag of lard I guess I know why. You can't even care for yourself, so why should you be able to care for a plant.

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>things that didn't happen

>>42068551
>>>r/fatpeoplehate/

>>42068688
Post the unedited?

>>42068551
thank you for sharing that interesting story

>>42068551
lrn2grntxt

>>42068551
go away

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>>42068770

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>>42068813
That's not even a lot of meat.
Everything about the picture is vexing.

>>42068744
>fat bitch stole some guys lunch
That's the most believable thing in this thread

>>42069724
kek

>>42069257
Does someone have the entire post?

>be me
>5'10
>be 245lbs at the start of the new year
>make it goal to lose all that weight by the end of the year
>down to 179lbs and will get down to about 140lbs

wow that was easy as fuck, how can these people not just change like I did? And my willpower is weak as fuck btw

>>42069890
good for you man

>>42069890

>be me

Well, who the fuck else would you be faggot?

>>42069942
Thank you. That bugs me too.

>>42069942
You.

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>had a dream about my high school crush last night
>we hit it off, flirted with each other
>at the end she said she was going away to her college in a different state
>asked if I could see here again
>as I went to say something back she slowly transformed into my current gf

What the fuck is my brain trying to tell me?

>>42068744
Thought it was fake until she stole his food.

>>42069257
>spending a couple hours at the gym every couple of days
>leaves you with no time to do anything else

Do people believe this? Working out doesn't take a lot of time, it just takes effort

>>42070113
That you can't get over your wasted years in high school and you regret missing out on the teenage experience.

>>42070113
>tfw you never dream about women and all of your dreams are of future events
I tried calling the police about 9/11 but nobody believed me.

>>42069942
>>42070032
Fuck off newfag s

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>>42070113
>tfw you'll never have her

It's been years but I still think about it

>>42070032
>>42069942


go the fuck back to plebbit you stupid summer faggots

>>42070246
Are you saying you dreamt about 9/11 before it happened and tried to warn police irl or that you went back in time in a dream and tried to warn the police in the dream about 9/11?

>>42069890
Nah just drop to 150-160 140 is skelly territory
I REALLY HOPE YOU WERE LIFTING THE WHOLE TIME OTHERWISE YOU JUST WASTED MANY MONTHS

>>42069424
Seems like a fun person desu. would be friends with

I had to leave the dog park today because of a fat person.
No story. Just wanted to bitch.
Fat people should not own dogs.

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>>42069257
I feel sorry for this guy, I really do. This is what happens when you have no strong male role models in your life.

My dad is pushing 70 and still fit as fuck, still has a six pack, and is the opposite of boring: he's a professor, into martial arts, multilingual, well read, and used to take us shooting and fishing and camping and all that stuff as kids.

I hope I can be half the dad he was, and pass on that strength to my chillens, instead of raising little bitches like the guy in your pic.

>pic related, based dad

>>42068260
Who the fuck made this image? This is retarded, they just spliced two pics together and were supposed to just assume that they're talking about the same person? They were bad enough on their own, why make up shit

>>42068551
Kill yourself newfag

>>42070246
>"realistic" feeling dreams usually come true a few months later
>have one of these last week about the government collapsing
>spend in-dream years struggling to survive
>finally get eaten alive by cannibals
g-good thing it was j-j-just a dream, r-right, bros? haha

>>42070384
>Fat people should not own dogs.
How heavy was the dog?

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>>42070394
Can he be my dad too?

>>42070394
Nice jaw

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>>42068260
American men LOVE bigger women!

>>42070189
But I'm still a teenager

>>42069257

The people who say things like "I could lift, but I'd rather draw a picture, make music, etc" are usually the ones who don't do any of that either.

The only thing you truly own is your body. Maybe you should spend some time to take care of it?

>>42070980
post more of her please

asking for a friend

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>>42070428
>tfw I had a dream just like that
I mean exactly like that

>>42070375
Spotted the fatty

>>42071060
>>42070428
>>42070323
>>42070246
Carl Jung analyzed thousands of patients' dreams, as well as his own, and noticed that the dreams of people who had never met one another, held unsettling similarities. They were all pointing to a catastrophic war in their lifetime.

The human mind is a system much more computationally powerful than it is given credit for. It is able to pick up untold amounts of information, although unconsciously. For some people, if they pay attention, this information manifests symbolically in dreams -- sometimes in visions.

>>42069942
Fuck off you mongoloid

>>42069890
140 is pretty light at 5'10, stay higher than that

>>42069890
shoo shoo skelington.

>>42069890
Similar, 245 at 5'9". Dad died and decided to get my shit together. Currently at 220, goal is 180, high school weight in shape weight.

>>42070913
He sure can anon

>>42071406
Not him, but are you guys in Iowa? Ever since my father and mother both died, I could use a little judgement free guidance in my life from a father figure.

>>42071466
Fraid not breh, far from Iowa. I would love to be able to share some dad with all of yall on here

>>42068260
Why would anyone get a Helvetica tattoo? Some meme I'm not in on?

>>42071568
reddit meme font.

>>42071599
christ

>>42068688
Holy shit this is good

>>42068551
Gobacktoredditfaggot

>>42069257
>I could go to the gym, but I'd rather do these things I personally find more interesting! If you go to the gym, you're boring!

And that person finds health and fitness interesting. Maybe he's expanded his circle of friends and social life through it? People could easily turn that around to say reading/drawing are the reclusive, boring hobbies you paint fitness as.
How judgmental. I literally pity this defeated mindset.

>>42069890
What have you been doing to lose it?

>>42069942

>be you
>I'm a massive giant faggot

>>42069424
idk she seems ok, I bet she's got a fun personality.

>>42068744
Steve, 25
Sacramento, CA

One day, a couple years back, I was out to lunch with some friends of mine. I had just gotten back from a week at my grandparents' farm, and was showing them videos I took of some of the livestock my grandfather raises.

I put my phone away as our food arrived. Before I could eat, however, this monstrously fat woman comes shambling up to our table, sweating profusely and out of breath from overexertion, gripping our table to keep herself from falling. She started gasping out something that sounded like "rude" or "food", I couldn't tell. I said, "I'm sorry miss, are you feeling okay? Do you need to sit down?"

Without another word she grabbed the 1/2lb cheeseburger off my plate and began shoveling it into her mouth. She devoured the whole thing in about four bites, leaving me only a tiny morsel of bun, smeared with her bright red lipstick. As I stared at the tiny leftover piece trying to figure out what just happened, I heard something that sounded like "thanks" escape her food filled mouth as she turned and waddled away.

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>>42071256
Fuck that, 2spooky4me.

>>42072743
Now this I could believe

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>>42069724

>>42068260
>Man wants to improve himself
>Woman wants to stay mediocre
sasuga

>>42072823
I love that one.

>>42069257
It's a "i can't draw for shit so I'll add lazy animations to entertain the reader" episode.

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>>42068260

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>>42070980

Her face is beautiful.

>>42072495
If you're going to have the body of a landslide then having a fun personality is your only chance at living a moderately good life.

But every fat girl I've met that flaunts her fatness has turned out to be a melodramatic bitch that demands attention, and if you don't give her attention it's because you're ignorant and if you criticize her then you're arrogant.

>does nonprofits by day
>flaunts her "gorgeous" fat ass at night
>she is a liberal retard

>>42070246
I often dream of situations where something bad happens. I then eventually arrive at the beginning of those situations in real life and suddenly tense up because in the dream something bad was about to happen only for nothing to happen at all. I have come to the conclusion that the bad shit that happens in the dreams is only my future memory of some shit happening from the dream.

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>>42073066
>tfw no shitlord gf

Actuallly my gf hated fat people way before I did, so

>tfw shitlord gf

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Even the Great Leader openly hates fat chicks.

>>42073486
fuck you

>>42073486
Hes right you know
gasthefatties2020

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>>42068551
>30 seconds ago
>read this really awful post on /fit/
>Think to myself: what a faggot

>>42071052
Get banned

>>42072743
I live just outside sacramento, I feel like this is a completely possible story, knowing the people of our fine city.

>>42069424
Seems like a very happy well adjusted person tbqhwyf.
This isn't fat people hate on reddit, we hate the fat mentality that some fat people have, not the fact that they are fat.

>>42072784
>she is a hero because she's fat and got naked
>some fat bitch on a plane is a hero because she intruded a man's space and looked at his private texts

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>>42073699
>dont hate the fact that they are fat
wat. stuffing your hot-water bottle titties in peoples faces IS THE FAT MENTALITY you should hate. gtfo redditbot.

>>42069257
what's the point of adding an extra frame with incredibly minute differences. It adds nothing to the comic

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>>42068761
>r/fatpeoplehate
it was too good for reddit, RIP

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>>42073980
funny how the only thing over there gets banned.

>>42073980
I always laugh when I see redditorc cry about fatpeoplehate, srs, or donald trumps subreddit

The fags deserve to be trolled for how they come here and shit up this website

>>42071052
(you)

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>>42074015
they banned r/niggers and quarantined subs like antipozi, but yeah it was funny that fatpeoplehate was the first to go.

>>42069424
>she ate the meat, not the vegetables

>>42068551
underrated post

>>42073699
Fuck off, Reddit.

>>42073297
channel find a reasonably sized man in that image there are a few

>>42072823
Ah, the death of Laocoon and his sons.
Classic piece, really, and one of the more tragic episodes of the Aeneid

>>42073486
no mummy

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>>42070980
Stop it. No we don't.

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>>42073699
go back to your containment website

>>42068551
I hope you get every single type of cancer

>>42071466
no macdonalds for you

>>42072784
If its so 'unresonable' then why is there a sea of them?

>>42070428
>not being a cannibal in the apocalypse
literally not going to make it

>>42069257
>don't judge a book by its cover, don't write people off for being skinny or fat or weird-looking
>hahaha look at that fucking stupid meathead, he's so jacked I bet he's a moron who spends all his free time in the gym
How can one be so deluded?

>>42070980
GET YE GONE GOLEM

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>>42069942
>being this new

>>42070375
>>42072495
>>42073699
>2016+1
>fatties still samefagging
Fuck off Amerifat retard

>>42074138
>she ate the meat, not the vegetables
>complains of being full on not much food
>got a salad and only ate the "good" part
>essentially getting cake and licking off the icing

I got why the image was posted. But it has more than one issue.

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>>42070980
>>42073345
This!
She owuld be a fucking babe if she never gained the weight. It's too late for her now.

>>42075079
How do I get big balls like her?

>>42073486

>>42069257
>physical fitness and mental development are mutually exclusive
People don't actually believe this right?

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>>42075177
People only have so many character points to spend on skills and attributes.

>>42069942
can newfags at least try to blend in

>>42070246
Bullshit, green text your story of your months of interrogation then.

>>42075190
nigga life aint a game
there's no such thing as skill points there's only time, and there's enough of that
Today I did a full workout, I worked on a research project and I wrote a fucking song, even though its not very good
to top it off, I went to see a local band at a bar
no such thing as fitness crowding out creativity

>>42070246
greentext the next terrotist attack or mass shooting
fbi will be on your doorstep willing to listen before you know it

>>42075310
You're just a bard though.

>>42068551
>when you're new, but also a fag

>>42071256
>hundreds of vague, badly memorized self reports about dreams, interpreted, processed and recorded by the main researcher himself
>the man who knew the exact hypotheses of his study
>somehow some of these dreams were about catastrophic events
>mfw catastrophic events happened over the course of human history
it cant be a coincidence

>>42069890
>245lbs
>goal to lose all that weight
>ALL that weight

RIP

>>42075338
a bard with some skillpoints investested in the strenght tree

>>42075388
I am regretting my wizard buid... do you think I should take a level of barbarian?

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The bodypositive tag on Instagram is a goldmine of fat bitches.

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>>42075479
is that armpit hair or is she collecting mold?

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>>42075079
>pic related

>>42069724
fucking rekt

The GOAT video on FPH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kR273W6XWg&t=257s

This is a reupload since jbw deleted his channel.

>>42075407
Nah, just put a couple points into shapeshift and try ottermode first

>>42069942
>Well, who the fuck else would you be faggot?
(you)

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>>42075738
the resemblance is uncanny

>Strength
10/0
>Dexterity
10/0
>Constitution
16/+3
>Intelligence
13/+1
>Wisdom
15/+2
>Charisma
12/+2

Can't wait to lift enough to level up and add all my ability score improvement points into Str

>>42070428
We hunger Steven.

>>42071256
So I will get to be Nightwing and help out a drunken Raven get back to her dorm in a teenage/college drama television show type situation?

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>>42075330
based immunity cat thank you

>>42075991
I only feel comfortable guessing the gender of two of them, and even then I'm still (((((assuming)))))

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>>42070291
Cute. iktf.

>meet amazing woman in college
>she's dating my best friebd
>I get a gf
>they break up
>graduate college and each move ~1000 miles away in opposite directions
>engaged to current gf even though I know there's at least one person out there I'd rather be with

what the fuck am I doing

>started working at mcdonald's two weeks ago
>lobby duty yesterday
>see a hambeast sitting at a table, eating fries
>toddler in a stroller next to her
>gives her fucking fries to eat
>kid is not even one year old

And when I came back later there were fries everywhere on the floor, and of course they didn't clean

Also same night

>overweight but not quite obese woman with her little kid ask me why they can't order the hotdog in a menu
>howthefuckamIsupposedtoknowthis.jpg
>keep cleaning my lobby
>one hour later I pass by her again
>still in the fucking restaurant after all this time
>"excuse me sir, my daughter's toy fell under the bench, can you help?"
>fat fuck can't even pick up a toy that's literally 10cm deep under the bench, possibly even less
>have to crawl on the floor to pick it up for her

I never had anything against fatties but a couple weeks of work and I'm already mad

>>42076172
>working at McDonald's

>>42076044
does pond scum have a gender tho?

>>42076279
woww how ignorant r u
Use the correct pronouns shitlord. The clearly preferred pronouns are scum/sceem/scumself

>>42072743
>TFW I lived in SF for three years and this sort of shit happened all the time

At least fatties never take stuff from niggers because they'll just knock them down.

>>42070394
mirin posture

>>42069424
>23
this bitch aint 23, she hittin 35 for sure

>>42073486
Get banned

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>>42072823
this gave me the feels

>>42073699
>we
Speak for yourself reddit faggot

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reminder

>>42076411
>healthism

>>42076539
It's her weight in britbong (stone)

>>42076539
Thats the first thing that popped out at me as well. She looks early 30s at the youngest. The secomd was I thought her Black Cat costume was a bear costume.

>>42069424
look at those tits though

and where the hell are people getting the idea she could be fun? she seems like any ol fat hamplanet to me

>>42073486
lol

>>42073486
Eat my fucking dic. FUCK YOU.

>>42077033
haha eat shit nerd.

>>42069724
worth the read

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>>42073486

>>42073486
hey guys

>>42075763
don't do Andre like this

>>42073297
Those poor lifeguards

>>42076723
and what should I do about this

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>>42073486
Damn

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>>42076115
I'll likely end up going my entire life wondering how things would be different if I just ended up with her

>>42074198
/fitlit/ is dead anon, let it go. here's your (you) anyway

>>42073486
a

>>42075618
it's just a guy talking

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>>42069424
well I do like true crime and girl scout cookies

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>>42073486
Dammit

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>>42068551
This post is ironic, right?

>>42075177
People spend a ridiculous amount of their spare time consuming entertainment. All the successful people in this world are those who can't tell you jackshit about the The Bachelor, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, etc. It's not character points, it's free time points.

>>42075738
Is that breadquaanda?

>>42073486
fuuuucckk

>>42076723
so... you're saying that testosterone injections are better than exercise?

>>42068688
>people who only read books and do any sort of activity just to use as a status symbol to feel smug and arrogant are interesting

people who only talk about how they are better than you sure are cool. of course you can do both, i read a shit ton and literally circumnavigated the world while traveling but try not to mention it especially if some beta numale asks me since it would turn into some sort of contest where they constantly try to one up you

this is the type of person whos looking at the world through his phone since hes constantly posting online about where he is and what hes doing/eating

>>42073486
When did this cancer got out of the b containment? Should get a ban.

>>42073486
fuck you

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Can we get back to fat hate?

>>42069424
She doesn't look good but she looks happy. Truly wish I had that in my life. Can't even hate

>>42068551

wow he is literally from reddit

>>42070980
why are her legs made of a mud landslide? seriously, what is that?

>>42075727
Omg how can your waist be wider than your boobs

>>42077567
God bless the asians and their culture to shame people into societal norms.

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>>42077580

>There are people RIGHT NOW that will believe this story about a 400lb man that never eats and "exercises rigorously"

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>>42068551
sure showed them

>>42068551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

Enjoying your summer here new friend?

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>>42070428
The apocalypse hasn't started yet, but I always wondered what human tastes like.

>>42077689
Very similar to pork

>>42073486
cancer

>>42073486
nah

>>42073486
f

>>42073486
fedawsd

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>>42077697
Thanks

>>42073486
fuck.

>>42075991
>will never have skelly black qt gf

i wanna die

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>>42077742
>gf
>g

>>42077624
>How much do you have to eat daily to warrant cutting 17,500 weekly?
My last bulk wanted me to eat 2500 daily and I physically couldn't

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>>42077754
Wow if you're gonna post some nekopara gifs you gotta give it up to my thick bitch Coco-NUTT

>>42073486
>tfw my mom died 3 weeks ago

>>42075177
They gotta justify their shitty decisions/lack of willpower somehow.

>>42077654
porque no los dos

>>42068744
4/10 no chicken broth was thrown

>>42077859
>they dont think it be like it is
>but it do

>>42070394
Your dad is the perfect example of everything that was wrong with that comic.

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>someone that has cancer is on a waiting list due to people like this.

>>42077641
Is that the same woman that cheated at Ironman and still finished after 80 year old man?

>>42077624
Jesus fucking shit I can't stand people who don't understand what they're talking about

>>42069942
kys and post vids

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>>42069257
I knew the art style was familiar
Not only is he a fat faggot, hes a nigger lover/gibsmedat leech as well

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This thing doesn't even look human, more like some type of Silent Hill monster.

>>42073450
your brain is being good to you, its keeping you on your toes. always stay vigilant

>>42077926
>My lava lamp doesn't wiggle and gloop like that

>>42077832
kek love watching the degenerates at each others throats

>>42070980
her legs look like fuckin doner kebabs
>you are what you eat

>>42072743
kek

>>42076723
Cite the fucking paper so I can see the impact factor of the journal and paper

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So, Mattel finally released Barbies with more body diversity (including a "curvy" shape) and some fatties are mad because the curvy one isn't fat enough for them.

>>42070428
I used to have these dreams all the time in high school.

>>42070246
I can't tell when I start dreaming.
Something will happen while I'm living my life and then I'll wake up. Only upon waking up will I remember that I had gone to bed.

>tfw most of the time it happens when I die, or get seriously injured trying to do something
>tfw I can't tell if I'm crazy of if I have a super power that makes me immortal with the inability to get into awkward of unsavory situations.

>>42077890
......Austria...........

>>42073699
how did I know what tbqhwyf means even though I have never seen that acronym in my life

>>42077859
>under 45 grams

45 grams are still about 11 sugar cubes

>>42073486
why is this a thing

>>42075310
I bet your 2 handed sucks ass

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>>42077873
>roses are red
>violets are blue

>>42077624
>2K cals/day
>for a 19 y.o. woman
That's FAKE FACTS, it should be 1.5K or less.
2K is for a 20 y.o. MALE.
That's sexist, of course, but take it up with the good Lord that made us this way!

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I wish child protective services would take cases like this more often especially in the US.

>>42078015
Last sugar cubes I got were 2 grams.

Fuck my ass, that is too much sugar.

>>42078002
Cheers for clearing that up

>>42073486
holy shit lmao

>>42078053
>blurring his face

lol as if people won't know exactly who the fuck that is. Norfolk is not a big place.

>>42077742
looks of the male genitalia to me

>>42072784

yeah my prick shuts down when i see that too

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NSFW

https://youtu.be/RLu_hdlWUkI?t=559

NSFW

Show this to all of the fat people you know.

>>42073486
Fuck you

>>42077926
why is shit like this legal?

>>42077966
Not him but I got it on hand
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199607043350101

>>42078188
>tfw my mom is fat and smokes
>tfw as a Kid I once broke down crying because I knew she would die earlier
>She still hasnt changed her habits

Pride in london this weekend. So many fat men and women wearing inappropriate dresses, it's a like watching herds of glittery wildebeast writhing around in some kind of gay orgy.

>>42078053
Social services are just terrified of doing something wrong. I mean it's reasonable they don't want to just make thousands of orphans as that's not really a decent solution, but these fuckers will continue to miss feed their kids. It's weird how I feel lucky to have been underfed when I was a child and was a skinny fucker.

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>>42078013
>tell them we're having doughnuts

>>42073297
Looks like something out of NTR hentai. Fat, old, bald men ready to ruin your purity.

>>42073297
back story? is this some kind of fat club?

>>42078278
>Mum 'was' fat, smoked and addicted to drugs.

She's going to die anon unless someone helps her. I still remember the day I cried on the realisation she's killing herself willingly and lies to people around her about her condition and what she's doing, she died 5 years later. Honestly it has to be done by force or it won't be done at all, in that kind of situation I honestly believe someone has to be sectioned, my auntie tried to send my mother to a rehab clinic in south africa to sort out her problems but she had a recurring infection and had to come back home (it would have been a really bad idea to spread MSA/MRSA to africa). Anyway even if she shows improvement don't believe what she says as an addict she'll lie about food intake or whatever.

>>42078309
Looks more like a pod.

>>42070170
They try to make themselves believe it because the alternative is coming to grips with the fact that they are lazy.

>>42070291
chances are, you wouldn't even want her if you actually got her. She has probably changed beyond recognition, and is not the person you used to know.

>>42075177
>People don't actually believe this right?

I would hope not because science shows the opposite to be true. If you get healthier your brain will improve. Physical exercise is one of the only things that slows the decrease of IQ that comes with aging.

>>42075810
12 is +1, boy

>>42077624
>2000 cal
>woman
>19 years
>normal
WTF? No wonder 'murica so fat.

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>>42077654
>honey

>>42077859
where's that secret eaters vertical where the lady think she only eats 1300 kcals but she really eats like 3100?

>hmmmm

>>42077890
Woah, my sister made that exact meal for me a couple of days ago.

>>42077880

I see no problem here. Let her kill herself. Fat fuck

>>42070113
Your girlfriend and high school crush are the same shape changing demon. Inform the police. Also kill her.

>>42077968
Imagine if they made actually realistic "fat barbies". Little girls would develop fucking huge arms for playing all day with the equvalient of a 40lb dumbbell.

>>42069257
>eating healthy and spending a few hours per week at the gym makes you boring

>>42077624
>implies that losing 5lbs in one week would be unhealthy specifically for her
>uses the TDEE of someone 1/4 of her size

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I'm fucking a fatty at the moment

I feel like she's draining my brain power

I need to escape but I'm stuck in her gravity well

>>42073486
.

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>>42077890
This must be satire

>>42076172
>only 10cm under the bench
>have to crawl to get it

>>42075748
who the fuck wears a pineapple dress anyway? fat or skinny

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>>42072743

>>42073486
Kys

>>42077551
Its a facade anon.

Also fuck off bad to reddit.

>>42078013
wow

>>42077689
pork

humans are incredibly similar to pigs on a cellular level

>>42077551
>sees three pictures and a short tinder bio
"she looks happy" are you psychic or retarded, my bet is retarded

>>42077893
No, it's the woman that cheated at a 5k fun run. She DNF at the first section of a half ironman and DNS at a full ironman. This year is going to be different though, I'm sure.

>>42070428
We've already seen a collapse of civilization due to third world invasion. The best thing that could happen would be a collapse of the governments that allowed the invasion in the first place. It'd make everything better since the public would use it as an opportunity to drive the invaders out.

>>42076723
>squatting natty is better for your test levels than injecting actual test
fucking hell

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>>42077968

>>42068688
Lost it at the mcflurry machine

>>42077261
You're aware that's an elephant foot?

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Hate or brave?

>>42071400
good luck and good condolences

>>42070246
>>42070113
>tfw my only nightmare is being shot once in the heart, then having my head and chest blown to smithereens while I suffocate on my own blood
>sometimes the person shooting me is my father

>>42078933
Brave. Being strongfat is better than being weakfat.

>>42078933

It's her choice to give up looking normal for medals. Her life, her goals. But don't try to tell me this is healthy or attractive.

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>>42078933

>>42069257
>in 50 years we'll be saggy
retards cant into muscly old man mode
seriously lifting and eating good is the only way to slow down the aging process

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>>42079041
>It's her choice to give up looking normal for medals.
I doubt she got any medals.
This is not how real gold champions looks like (see pic related).

I watched women heavyweight, only 'murica contestant was obese.

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>>42077911
>that image

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>>42078933
I do not understand why americans think you need to be fat, to be strong.

>>42079075
>I watched women heavyweight, only 'murica contestant was obese.

oh lol

>>42078311
My dad is a medical professional. I was disappointed more than I could have anticipated when he, being 6' and 300lbs, told me that he usually only eats one small meal a day.

I just can't believe that someone who is supposedly pretty good at his job is this much of a self-deceiving moron when it comes to food. I guess it really is an addiction.

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>>42070980
FOOD
FIGHT

>>42076411
Being chubby is bad for your health too. Most people see fitness as a net positive for their health, but not something they ought to achieve because being a bit fat and lazy is average and therefore "good enough"

>>42070980
>incredible potential to be utterly stunning
>fell to the dark powers of lard and sugar

Fucking tragic.

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>>42077575
>tfw in the future people won't be moaning about legroom, but gutroom

the future is lost and we're fucked

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>>42078933
Even in 75+ kg, nobody so fat.

>>42073297
It's like some kind of setup for a gay sex scene by the pool.

>>42077624
>tw weight loss talk, numbers
>numbers

How the fuck can you be triggered by numbers? Maths class must have been a fucking bitch.

>>42078556
Perform a full power prograde burn at the lowest point in your orbit.

>>42079180

Well shit. Even China is built-fat and much better looking than the Murrican tub of lard.

>>42079224
Fun fact: America never god any medals in heavy-lifting since 2000.
They got bronze in 2016 and this is it.

>>42079036
jesus, I had a ream that my 8/10 chem lecturer gave me a flirt and ended up falling for her a bit, now i can't remove these feels and she is married with kids what do? how do you remove your dream feels from reals?

>>42069424
Fucking disgusting piece of shit

>>42077689
Doesn't matter, you're gonna get Kuru anyways.
Also human meat is also called Long Pork for a reason.

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>>42079189

>>42078622
Could be cute on a petite-looking girl, probably with light-coloured hair.
Wich she's not.

>>42073297
is that boogie in the blue shorts on the ultra far right?

>>42078121
It's a legal thing.
You can't legally reveal the identity of minors involved with any sort of crime.

>>42078590
Crawl under the tables

>>42078188
>Watch the disection
Surely no one will defend this
>Seconds later
>"Fat people are marginalized"
>"Muh genetics"
Fuck.

>>42078285
IF THEY MISS FEED HIM SOME MORE MAYBE HE WILL LOSE WEIGHT

>>42075566
that kid is going to be fat

look how much fucking food he has on his huge plate

>>42079127
Being chubby isn't too bad.

The problem is the definitions changing. Being 100lbs overweight isn't "chubby" it's fucking morbidly obese.

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>>42079731
It's child abuse. Parents who do this should be punished heavily. If they don't do anything about it, the kid should be taken off of their hands.

Raising children in a way that will ruin their lives before they've even began is so fucking immoral.

Also better nutrition in schools, calories in vs calories out. Not this food pyramid bullshit. And military style fitness classes where you need to reach a certain grade of fitness to be able to graduate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75ERk2yNL2Y