>enter gym in 2017
>I'M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU
>>42067733
>WE SHOULD TAKE THIS BACK TO MYYYYYYY PLAAAACE
>Implying I actually dislike this song
>enter gym in 1985
>TAAAAKEE ON MEEEEEEEEE
>>42067733
>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE ... LIKE THE OCEAN...OH YEA...
>enter gym in 2012
>DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
>THAT IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD
>>42067765
you made me nostalgic for something i didn't experience
>>42067733
>enter gym in 2018
>AY YO NIGGA NIGGA CHEA CHEA FAP FAP WHITE NIGGA MONEY CASH CASH BITCHES HOS MONEY CASH CHEA CHEA MY NIGGA SENPAI HUNDRED HUNDRED NIGGA NIGGA MONAYYYY
>>42067915
>SENPAI
kek
>>42067733
I actually like that song
>>42067733
I AINT YO MAMA
OOOO I AINT YO MAMA
NO I AINT YO MAMA
>WORK WORK WORK WORK,na na na na,da da da da da, heeeeheeeeheeeheee,uh uh uh uh uh uh ih uh
>mask on
>fuck it mask off
>>42067733
>Enter gym
>INY WEENY TEENY WEENY SHRIVELED LITTLE SHORT DICK MAN
SO ROCKABEY BABY ROCKABEY
>>42067733
Goddamn, Ed Sheeran is a fucking garbage musician
>>42067733
Wha thi's is Shit
HOW MUCH YOU GONNA LIIIIIIFT
TAKE A SIP OF MY SECRET POTION
I'LL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE
>enter gym
>IN NEW YORK I MILLY ROCK
>HIDE IT IN MY SOCK
>>42067980
Fuck I hate that song
>>42067765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvVoY-PTf6s
>enter gym
> AND IF WE CANT FIND A CURE ILL IM GOING TO HEAL YOU WITH MY LA LA LOVE! EVEN IF YOU SAY NO IM GOING TO HEAL YOU ANYWAY PROMISE ILL BE THE CURE
>NEXT TO YOU SKY SO BLUE (INSERT HERE) MALIBU
>IM THE ONE OOO OOO YEAH IM THE ONLY ONE
>WHEN I WAS 6 YEARS OLD I BROKE MY LEG CASTLE ON THE HILL
>YEAH I GOT ISSUES AND ONE OF THEM IS HOW BAD I NEED YOU
> IM JUST GOING TO KEEP ON CALLING YOUR NAME TILL YOU COME BACK HOME
God i hate the shitty music they play my ear buds are 100% as soon as i enter
>>42068058
forgot this song yes i hate this shit
>DE
>SPA
>CITO
>>42068058
this one ain't that bad desu
>implying i listen to normie music
metal with my earbuds on or gtfo
>enter anywhere
>BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAAAAAAD BLOOOOD
>AND THERE USED TO BE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
This song makes me want to gag fuck taylor shit
>>42068433
This, WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU FUCKING MEXICANS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS ILL BEAT YOUR FACE IN WITH THIS DUMBELL
>>42068459
>NOSA
>NOSA
>>42068459
It's Bieber collaborating with the Puerto Rican Bieber.
>>42067733
>that song that's literally some guy complaining his oneitis is fucking chad
>enter gym in 2012
>HEY I JUST MET YOU
>AND THIS IS CRAZY
>>42068459
COMN' OVER IN MY DIRECTION
SO THANKFUL FOR THAT IT'S SUCH A BLESSIN
TURN EVERY SITUATION INTO HEAVEN YEAH
YOU ARE
MY SUNRISE ON THE DARKEST DAY
GOT ME FEELING SOME KIND OF WAY
>oooh na na hey don't act like you know me like you know me, I am not your homie not your homie na na hey
>>42067733
You didn't enter a gym. You entered a fitness club. There's a difference.
You can buy steroids from under the counter at my gym. There are no x-trainers, spin bikes or mountain climbers. If you were to curl in a rack, you'd legit get told to leave.
I went their a skelly. Intimidated af. Two Polish power lifters took me under their wing when they saw me lifting light and really working on squat form. I still remember Maciej's first words to me
>ah, a diamond in the rough. If you like, we will teach you
Me, thinking they're taking the piss
>w-why?
Maciej...
>because you want to learn...
>>42067965
This is the worst song in ages.
>>42068556
>pls be real
>LOOK AT ME
>>42067833
Fuck this one is always fucking playing
>Don't give up, I won't give up, don't give up, no no no
>Don't give up , I won't give up, don't give up, no NO NOOOO
>>42067733
>tfw I ended up liking that song
>>42067997
PERCOCETS MOLLY PERCOCETS REP THE SET GONNA REP THE SET
>2017
>walk into gym
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIIGHT
>EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOOD TIME
>>42068058
>IM GONNA ROCK U
>>42067833
god dammit hate this song so much
>fresh out the oven
>bon appe.... bon appetite babaAAy
>woop!
>2017
>walk into gym
>Big bang theory reruns on all screens and speakers
Cheap gyms come at a price
>enter gym in the 90'ies
>RUNNING IN THE 90'ies IS A NEW WAY I LIKE TO BE.
>>42067733
>never heard the song before this post
>decided to give it a try
>love it
it's great song and kinda gym related, i don't see the problem
> Enter gym
> WE SHOULD BE SEXUAL
the jews did this
Why do gyms insist on playing gay music in an era where we all have any music we want at our fingertips?
>PUMP YA FISTS LIKE THIS
>HOLLA' IF YA HEAR ME
>PUMP, PUMP IF YOU'RE PISSED
>>42068839
So the employees don't have to listen to a bunch of men grunting liken they're having gay sex all day.
>>42068719
There are rare occasions where I actually want a person online to die, that being said I literally hope you do.
>>42068556
Top kek
>enter gym
>turn on netflix
>start watching Star Trek TNG while jogging and during rest
home gym master race
Sick of that fucking song.
>>42069430
How can you squat when you're jerking off to Riker?
>>42069428
quality photoshop.
>7/7/17
>first time working out in 15 years
>no music and people left me alone to do my thing
FEELS GOOD
I'm SO TIRED of our generations crappy music.
God, please take Ed Sheeran and give us back CLASSIC MUSIC like Justin Bieber and Lil Wayne
Thumbs up if you agree!
>>42067733
It kinda grew on me, like that Katy Perry song about dancing dancing dancing to the disto-rtion. They are shit but when I'm humming in the shower it's those that come to mind.
>Enter gym
>WE BUILT THIS CITY
>walk into the gym
>"I don't want your body
But I hate to think about you with somebody else"
>"Our love has gone cold
You're intertwining your soul with somebody else"
>>42069452
Getting that delicious test boost. Seriously he's handsome as fuck, makes me jealous.
>>42069490
Is this a meme or are you a fat fuck?
>>42069344
>Haha fucking normies am I right, fellow 4channers?
Just stop.
>>42069523
Tame Impala Innerspeaker and Lonerism
saved me from giving up music.
>>42067961
This.
Ed Sheeran lowkey a genius and I never downloaded one of his songs or listened to this kind of music.
>>42069619
>not Currents
>>42069597
Fat fuck, but I've been browsing here quite a bit and fixing my diet. I'm excited, and sore as fuck
>enter gym
>WRIGGLE LIKE A FUCKING EEL
>>42068622
Nice painting, Bob. Purge the unclean.
>we talked for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour
>>42068622
this is shit art. that fucking astartes has hips
also it may intentionally have been drawn as a female marine
>>42067733
>walk in the gym
>smooth jazz Sunday
Love my gym
>>42067833
Fuck, every time.
Tfw no music player to play my own shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl9yIpCncKs
>>42068687
Kek
>>42067961
>>42069730
I wanna murder you both
>trying to squat in gym in 2015
>WE'LL BE COMING BACK FOR YOU ONE DAY
>WE'LL BE COMING BACK BACK BACK BACK
>>42069882
Yeah ok fuck you too. Reminder that people who don't like Ed Sheeran aren't trustable.
>enter the gym in 2011
>IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>42068687
Did you just write 90'ies?
>walk into gym in 1999
>WE LIKE TO PARTY
>WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY
>>42069619
>I THOUGHT I WAS HAPPY
>WHYYYYYYYYY WHY WONT THEY TALK TO MEEEEEE
HAHAHAHA! you sperglords should make nice with the PTs/Staff. I requested SABATON and got to deadlift to Night Witches! 160kg for reps, boi! HAHAHAHA!
>>42070069
>not deadlifting 770 kg of Po-2 plane
>>42070087
I just need to eat more potatoes, comrade!
>>42067833
Can confirm, always on in gym
>>42068433
The worst
>>42069752
Nice bait, and I will take it. Innerspeaker>>>>>Currents
>enter gym
>I'M STILL INTO YOU, STILL INTO YOU
>WE AIN'T EVER GETTIN OLDER
>DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
>>42068556
>Two Polish power lifters took me under their wing
did u suk they dik?
>>42070224
JDIMSA that noise in the doo doo part is like daggers in my ears
>>42070069
I have broken all my deadlift records to the sound of Ghost Division.
>>42067921
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
:^)
>>>>>>>
BRINNNGGG BACK THE SUMMERRRRRR
>enter gym
>LOOK UP HERE, I'M IN HEAVEN
>>42067733
Trump shouldn't be concerned with deporting Mexicans, he should just deport fuckin Ed Sheeran
>>42068556
>Two Polish power lifters took me under their wing when they saw me lifting light and really working on squat form. I still remember Maciej's first words to me
>>ah, a diamond in the rough. If you like, we will teach you
>Me, thinking they're taking the piss
>>w-why?
>Maciej...
>>because you want to learn...
I want this experience.
>>42068622
This comes on at least once every time I go work out, doesn't matter what time I go in. I can only assume it's played at least 15 times a day.
>>42068818
Fact.
>>42068482
I remember hearing a song at the gym and thinking this exact same thing
What was the song though? Can't remember
>>42067980
Can't believe how fucking lazy some of these pop songs are with lyrics.
It sounds as if she's just some random bitch trying to sing a song she doesn't know the words to.
>>42068058
ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>>42068146
>>42067733
He has a fine voice, its the songs themselves that are in question.
Same with most pop musicians. They get stuck in this thing where they can sing really well, but they can't fucking make good music
That being said, I-I don't think that songs that bad... I kind of like it.
I mean, its not the greatest song in the world compared to a lot of other music, but its not terrible shill-y pop song in my opinion either.
I wish I could fucking sing like him.
>SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS STARVING UNTIL I TASTED YOU
>>42068719
>Uploads an image from a youtube minecraft remix of Ed Shareen in defence of his music
What are you even doing?
> Darlin Darlin... turn the lights back on now
>>42068159
You crossfaded bro?
>>42068433
I ironically enjoy this song
>Enter gym
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE
>WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE LIIIKEEE WE USEEED TO DOOOOO
> I KNOW I SAID IT'S TRUE CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE I CAN FEEL IT TOO IT'S AAAAALRIGHT
>>42071333
Why do they have a sink in their living room?
Timmy Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
IS THE ONLY REASON YOUR HOLDING ME TONIGHT BECAUSE WERE SCARED TO BE LONELY
*look at hands gripping dumbell*
y-yes AHHHHHHHHHH hhhhhaaaaan
>walk into gym
> I fuck with savages you a fuckboy you cant hang
>enter gym
>SPICE GIRL IN THE COOP
>SO SICK CHICKEN SOUP
>>42071486
He was wishing for a burner
>enter gym in 2018
>HOME: Resonance is playing
>>42068433
?
Okay, I just bothered to look this up and listen a little for the first time and its not very original, but it just sounds like Mexican music (don't know what to call it otherwise) too me. I don't know what the problem is.
Its not bad, its just something I've heard before.
>enter gym in 2015
>WE'VE BEEN DOING SQUATS
>PARTY ON THE DOCK
>>42068719
>>42068900
>>42069344
>>42071325
At first my sides had left this earthly plane.
But then I achieved true understanding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2L9aDdtrVg
>Walk into gym
>ONCE AGAIN ITS THE DARKER NIGGA,IN A SPARK A NIGGA,BREAK APART A NIGGA
>>42070069
you could deadlift to whatever music you want when you bring your own music with you
>>42072109
Too bad I'm a rock climber...
>enter gym
>dududu du du dududu du
>FLOCKA!
>>42070843
RIP my nigga Bowie
>MAN DOWN, WHERE YOU FROM, NIGGA?
>FUCK WHO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU FROM MY NIGGA
>WHERE YO GRANDMA STAY HUH MY NIGGA
>>42067765
>tfw never gonna feel this feel
>>42067733
>enter gym
GO HARD NIGGA OR GO HOME NIGGA
>>42068719
this has to be b8. it has to be.
>>42069542
sounds good though
>>42069609
>le justs stop leddit meme xd
no, you fuck off.
>enter gym
>GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE
>COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
>I DIE IN THE PROCESS
>YOOOOU DIE IN THE PROCESS
>KETTLEDRUMROLL HARD SHIT
>FUCK I SAID FUCKER DONT START SHIT
>COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
>BUABUABUABUABUABUABUABUABUABUABUABAUABUABAUBAUABAUABUA
>Enter gym
>Stereo Saiyan 3D starts playing
Outdoor gym calisthenics master race
>walk into a gym in 2017
>ENGLAND IS MY CITY
>decapitate myself with a barbell
>>42068609
tfw i lift to this song
>>42068058
What's the deal with this song? It sounds like someone tried to write a sad song and thought "this sad song needs some beats and some random nigga rapping over it so people can dance to it in the club"
>>42068900
>>42071325
>>42071733
>>42072505
>>42069344
I genuinely like the song. I found the minecraft image on google and used it as bait, I didn't even hear the minecraft version, calm down bros.
>>42067733
>enter gym in 1805
>dum dum dum duuum dum dum dum duuuuuum
>enter gym
>ALL I NEED IS MY FIX
>FUCK YOUR IDOLS SUCK MY DICK
>I'M ON MY WAY OUT
>PRESSIN DOWN THE PILLOW TILL I CAN'T HEAR YOU BREATHIN
>FOR NO REASON
>>42074010
It's probably a case of "let's take this song this girl wrote, do a bunch of gay shit to it, and force it down people's throats until they want to kill themselves. Also let's put this nigger in it for literally no fucking reason". It's easily one of the worse songs I've ever heard in my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qFl3agiBMI
>Not lifting to good music
>>42067733
>enter gym in 2017
>I MIGHT DECLARE IT A HOLIDAY AS SOON AS BAKA GET BACK ON THE ROA-
>put in headphones and continue playing my DBZ mix
This is the first song I remember going to the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnaGpqx02fE
>>42069452
>tfw even Chad bows to riker
>enter gym
>ALL WE NEED IS SOMEONE TO LEAN ON
>enter gym in 1977
>I'M NOT TALKIN BOUT MOVIN IN, AND I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE
>>42071722
no way that numale can curl 30kg
>>42072505
nigga, did you just refer two simple words in the English language as a meme?
>>42070843
I was always ok with this. Bowie watches over me while I lift
>>42068058
joey bada$$ and schoolboy Q? frick u man, that songs dope
>>42067915
kekked
>>42069840
>i'm scared of da cooties guyz, girls have cooties guys!!!!
>enter gym
>Six in the morning and I'm thinkin' I should end myself
>3 p.m. and I'm thinking I should get some help
>Enter gym in 2030
>Music is interrupted by the beep of an intercom
"hello guize just a reminder to love yourself. Fat, thin, him or her, zim or zer, just love yourself and respect everybody else. This is a judgement free zone"
>Back to playing syrian bagpipe music
>>42068687
>>42068556
>>42071513
>>42074048
>>42075148
jej
>>42070224
This one rustles me the most.
>>42068686
Goodlife....
>>42067733
>WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
>TO THE GOOD OLD DAAAAAAAYS
Fucking kill me
>>42067733
uguu~
>>42070206
Youre obviously not woke, the genius behind Tame Impala had an awakening before Currents, hence the new sound and transcending vibes. The other albums are good rock but campy.
>enter gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzIHkFJnLbc
>This is either the worst gym or the best.
>enter gym in July of 2017
>JEWS OWN ALL THE PROPERTY IN AMERICA
what the fuck did they mean by this?
im yellin timburrrrrrr
Who will be the first person to start a gym that only plays eurobeat?
>I WANT YOUR BODY EVERYBODY WANTS YOUR BODY SO LET'S JACK
>LET'S JACK
REPEAT FOR THE NEXT 10 FUCKING MINUTES
>>42068450
>>42068485
I love both Taylor Swift and Carly Rae Jepsen! <3
>>42067997
It does have a great melody though.
>2017
>walk into gym
>cnn and fox and one sports channel playing on every tv
I DONT WANNA WATCH ANY MORE NEWS ABOUT THIS SHITHOLE PLANET
>2017
>Not listening to the USSR National Anthem on repeat when you lift
CMON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
If we go down
then we go down together
we'll get away with everything
let's show them we are better
let's show them we are better
let's show them we are
Show them we are
Show them we are
Show them we are
let's show them we are better
>tfw it's been stuck in my head for the past month. Doesnt help that its playing non stop on the radios
ARE U DOWN ARE YOU DOWN ARE YOU DI DI DI DI DOWN ARE YOU
radio actually has a badass remix i can't find anywhere, starts with the fast part.
>>42069428
Although this particular image is shooped, Shapiro is reasonably fit for his short, stocky Jewish frame.
>>42069538
>liking a poor attempt at political pandering by Katy Perry
>>42075502
I like this song tbqh
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS TAKE IT SLOW
>ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD
>PUSH ME TO THE EDGE
The beat is dope tho.
CAN'T KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF
>>42069619
>>42069752
this
in addition to king gizz
>*plug in headphones*
>AND WILL YOU UNDERSTAND, THATS ITS JUST THE WEAKNESS OF WHO I AM
What pisses me most about ultra-mainstream music playing in gyms all the time is that there are tons of artists and songs that would be extremely easy to feed to a mainstream (American, in my case) audience via the radio or whatever.
I know we can't expect gyms to play extreme metal or anything too far out there, but even a bit of music from super popular artists like Tiesto (who in spite of his massive popularity, no one in American mainstream music spheres ever mentions) would be a step up from top 40 shit like Ed Sheeran and Katy Perry.
I was working out one time and when I took out my headphones the song playing kept saying
>Why is everything so heavy?
o i was laffin
>>42068482
God I fucking hate this song with a passion. It just reminds me of a time when I was that sex deprived that I turned into a giant fucking neckbeard. And I fucking hate that part of me. Fuck
>>42071193
Treat you better
>>42075476
>not ocean man
>>42068687
>>42069937
yes he did
>>42070224
That goddamn song is actually quite good (I listen to pop music) but why do they have to repeat this on an endless loop everywhere?
It gets annoying real fast when it plays everywhere you go and is played on an endless loop.
Same for Ariana Grande's Side to Side and Ed Sheeran's Thinking Out Loud.
It's everywhere.
Those three songs are probably 90% of the current world's soundtrack for now.
It is very annoying and it is really grating.
And this is coming from someone who can listen to full albums, likes modern pop music, and also listens to some songs on loop for maybe an hour (I never really timed myself).
They sometimes change things up a bit with other pop songs, and it's really refreshing.
If it's not other pop songs or something similar, then it's anime, video game and film soundtracks, especially The Legend of Zelda (and for that matter, most Nintendo soundtracks), Final Fantasy (and for that matter, most Square Enix soundtracks) and Castlevania (and for that matter, most Konami soundtracks) for video games, Studio Ghibli films, Makoto Shinkai films and Evangelion for anime, and John Williams scores, DreamWorks Animation films and Alan Silvestri scores for films. Which is also really cool.
They also love the soundtrack of Street Fighter.
But for most of the time, it's those three goddamn songs: Closer, Thinking Out Loud and Side to Side.
>>42069730
Bait
>>42071421
Brb slitting wrists
>>42071480
Usually part of a drinking bar. My senpai has it, too; but we aren't drinkers so we just use it for cool wines other parts of the family create and gift us.
>>42067733
>OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WHY IS EVERYTHING SO HEAVY
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA
>SO MUCH MOR THAN I CAN CARRY
why would you ever play this at a gym?
>>42067765
Why 1985? Does your gym seriously never play 80s music?
>>42067961
Me too desu
>enter gym
>THUNDER. FEEL THE THUNDER.
>enter gym in 1999
>I'M BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE BA DEE BA DA BA DA DE BA DA BA
>>42075976
FUCK SON PUT IT BACK IN THE BOX
>>42068393
Fucking kek
>enter gym
>YA-YO YA-YO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSe8D2wfGKI
>>42069542
Gotta love that royalty-free music.
God it's fucking terrible.
>>42067733
how does it have so many fucking views on jewtube?
>>42068556
Did the polish lifters also fuck your boipussy
>enter gym
>set off lunk alarm
>enter gym
>I'LL PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PARENTS AY
>Enters gym
>DO'T DROP THAT THUN THUN
>>42076520
>enter gym
>SHE PLAYED THE FIDDLE IN AN IRI-
>exit gym
>>42068556
There is a "fitness club" nearby me, it is literally a gay bathouse with a pool, sauna, and a small gym.
>>42075419
OMG this fucking song... I will leave the gym if I forget my headphones fuck that shit
>>42076620
Kek
>>42069931
>enter the gym in 2011
>PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOOOOOUSE TOONIIIGHT
>enter gym in india
>FUWA FUWA TAIMU FUWA FUWA TAIMU
I fucking love it lads
>new guy asks to change the music to "more hardcore metal"
>whole gym collectively laughs at him
>gym swaps out weekly with different people manning the desk at night
>each person plays their own shit, each has their own unique playlists
It actually is oddly fun to wonder who will be in next and lift to their music - there is this one really rough looking white kid that plays some ridiculous drill rap and a ton of Chief Keef. I can't even lie, if you've never lifted to any of his music before, try it; rnb and hip hop aren't very good for it, but drill and the harder chiraq scene works really well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqXBToox8_A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVSpCezVglQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELO7PIJlEbs
I know "NIGGERS", but when you've got the bass booming and the gym is literally almost shaking and people are getting keyed up off pre-workout it's like the excitement of a concert without paying 300 dollars for tickets.
He also played Death Grips once or twice I think at the request of some random gym goer and it was FUCKED, you never realize how dissonant and crazy a song is until Takyon is boosting over the speakers and it's so loud it's hard to catch your breath.
>walk into gym
>If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
>If I'm alive and well will you be there holding my hand?
>>42068393
dear god, it syncs perfectly
>enter gym
>say something, I'm giving up on you...