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Bait people into mirin? 2017-07-02 11:37:38 Post No. 42003465
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Background
>Going to senior year of high school in a couple months.
>I turned 18 alone by myself, in my room playing Vidya and then going to the gym.
>So you know I was a loner fuck throughout high school and not many people know me.
>But been lifting for a while, pic is a little old but I look about the same if not a bit better now with a bigger chest. >I know I am not lean yet but I am cutting before school starts.
What I am planning.
>Finish cut, go back to school.
>Wear baggy hoodies to hide my body.
>Act like a easy target/weakling.
>Everyone else will be dressing their best and twinks will be trying to show off their summer gains.
>Bait people into trying to fuck with me, especially the delusional twinks/jocks
>Start a fight or argument about whose stronger.
>Take off my hoodie and bam all the sloots well in shock, the twink apologizes.
>They will talk about "Anon actually works out! U shoulda seen it Stacey he's not the incel I thought he was!"
>I then alpha.
Should I do this? Or should I just dress normally and get only casual glance mires?
>Inb4 I look like shit.
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fuck me haha
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dress normally don't be an idiot nobody likes people who start fights also just because you lift doesn't mean you'll do good against someone who knows how to fight
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>>42003480
I want them to start a fight with me, there's these fucking jocks that push people around at school but I haven't encountered them yet.
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>>42003465
lol, is this for real? gotta be bait
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>>42003480
And if all else fails and the plan backfires.
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>>42003490
>see someone getting bullied
>dont do anything about it
>i just look out for myself
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do it OP, sounds like you need some babes
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>>42003465
why dont you step away from 4chan and act like a normal person
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>>42003465
Sounds like a good anime plot
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>>42003509
People would actually like you more if you did this OP
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Fucking hell you are autistic
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>>42003524
It's too late for that, at this damn point I need some serious fucking counseling cause my last shrink didn't solve shit for me.
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>>42003465
What will actually happen
>Forgot to cut, go back to school.
>Wear old baggy clothes that make me look like a hobo.
>Constantly stare at my shoes like an autist.
>Everyone is dressed with normal clothes.
>Some random guys come near me, they have a girl in their group
>"What's up Chad? You think I'm weak, is that it?"
>Awkwardly take of my hoodie and shirt
>Show them my belly and man boobs
>Flex a 'cep
>"How's this for a start?"
>They will talk about "That guy is a fucking autist" while they roll on the floor laughing.
Imagining how real life situations will play out and thinking that you'll act like an alfa will only end with you becoming the omega.
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This can only lead to one thing: BIG PROFIT.
Do it, OP, I fully support you and your ideas.
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>>42003543
>18
>its too late for me
baiting too hard
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>>42003490
>I want them to start a fight with me, there's these fucking jocks that push people around at school but I haven't encountered them yet.
life isnt a highschool movie, you might know this if you had friends
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I am a fat fuck (FOR NOW) do you think I can actually make it by September? I am losing 2 pounds a week at this shit bodyfat.
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>>42003551
>Implying I'll be in high school when I am 30.
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>>42003591
You probably will be you autistic fuck.
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>>42003591
>high school is the prime time to live
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>>42003465
That's some '80's movie cliché shit right there, this is bait right?
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>>42003465
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>>42003578
Mirin those ceps and traps. Just wear nice fitting clothes, if it's a drastic transformation people will noticed.
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>>42003728
They won't trust me, I've lived my of life unnoticed. That's why I came up with this plan, I need a highlight.
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>>42003465
i honestly think you should do exactly that.
make someone filme you and share it on the chans so you can be /ourguy/
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>>42003740
trust me, people have noticed how weird you are. And possibly how much of a douche you are. They are just avoiding you
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>>42003750
I mean fuck... I once did the Naruto run as joke during the pacer test and people laughed but I figured it was because it was funny, I then realized that they're laughing at me and my incel behavior. Then you haves guys like Connor Murphy who preach that lifting will make you successful with girls and society but lifting simply just made me a bigger retard.
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>>42003465
What if they don't pick on you?
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>>42003823
They will, especially knowing my past history of being a tard which they probably will hear of.
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>>42003465
Oh Steve!
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>>42003465
holy moly
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>>42003465
holy shit, so this is what real autism looks like...
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>>42003465
Christ, dude. In case this isn't just larping, I seriously hope you don't do this. Just get back at them by bettering yourself every day, not by some ridiculous public display.
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>>42003509
OP do this
>Instant friends
>More qt shocking potencial
>You WILL be like a fucking movie hero
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>>42003465
This is some next level autism
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>>42003490
If you are going into senior year and nobody has fucked with you yet you are invisible. Nothing is going to happen.
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>>42003465
i can see why it seems appealing to you to "show them" and stuff, but the sooner you learn to not give as much of a shit about what people think, the sooner you will become much much happier.
it sounds like a meme, but it's very true.
Just don't think about it so much, you do you.
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>>42003465
isolation really is unhealthy
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>>42003465
In reality, no one is going to particularly care about your activities or your presence.
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>>42003465
How about you show off your gains from the start and become one of the Chads yourself.
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>>42003465
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>>42003465
You sound like a supreme gentleman
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>>42003505
Reported
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>>42003465
>I then alpha.
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>>42003465
How about you go to a party or get friends for fucks sake. This may be the dumbest shit I've read all day. This plan is cancer.
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>>42003465
>anon has been scheming this inside his head all summer
lol, i need to see a face
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>>42003490
the jocks are 100% going to be more athletically in tune with their own bodies. You might be stronger but most of them will probably be able to dump you on your head if you threw down. Learn to wrestle or box.
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>>42003465
Kids these days
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>>42003465
>>42003578
you're not fat, just thicc
mirin to be uncouth
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>>42003465
This is fucking autistic. Dress however you want to dress
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>>42003465
how long have you been lifting?
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>>42003465
>>Wear baggy hoodies to hide my body.
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>>42003465
This is a pretty good summation of US public schools
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>>42003545
Alfalfa mode
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>>42003465
What can go wrong? Go for it
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>>42003465
Just join a sports team you autist
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>>42004920
This
>Git gud
>Git mired
It's that simple
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The guys who got the most pussy in high school had a large social circle of which they were at the top of. This guys weren't even in great shape, they just had an aura of confidence around them and were loved by everyone.
If people didn't payattention to youbefore, no one will now just because you lift
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>>42003465
Somone please make a comic shit about how retard it would look.
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>>42003545
>>Flex a 'cep
ayy
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>>42003465
>>42003490
>>42003578
>>42003797
LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
>LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
>LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
>LIFTING DOES NOT CURE AUTISM
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>>42003797
>but lifting simply just made me a bigger retard.
hahahahahahahahahahaha OP thank you for the many keks this thread has brought me.
it also makes me feel better about being an autist.
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>>42003465
Autism
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>>42003578
Fuark nice traps brah
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>>42003465
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>>42003465
Are you literally fucking retarded op? Dress normally and get all the fucking staceys
Wear jeans and button ups, never go a day as a slob
Also kinda jealous because
>Same year as op
>6'0
>240 lbs
>FeelsBadMan
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nice arms, traps (even though they're abnormally lard to body proportion) then you have an amazingly shit chest....
wtf do you do at the gym op
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>>42003505
kek
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>>42003465
i dont believe this is real
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>>42003652
Truly it is
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