Why aren't you having sex each day to increase testosterone?

>>41997008
because I need to increase testosterone in order to have sex.

Can't afford a hooker that often.

Because I have issues that make me borderline asexual.

Even my fap sessions make me feel broken.

>>41997008

Because women have retardedly inflated standards and refuse to date average males.

It's not a competition to be pretty, it's a competition to be in the top 30 percentile or you're trash.

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>>41997008
>knowingly blowing loads of protein for the fun of it.

Never gonna make it brah.

>>41997008
gf is too annoying to hangout with everyday

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>>41997008
Because I'm ugly.

>>41997749
this is scarily like my body except i'm a manlet so i'm even smaller than this guy

>>41997008
girls are too normie for me to stay entertained

because I DONT KNOW WHY
I KNOW I WANNA GIVE IT AWAY BUT ITS NOT LIKE GRILS ARE LINED UP TO TAKE IT?????????????????????
DO U GET IT YOU FAGEt?

>>41997625
>not having her straddle your face and suck your cum out of her freshly destroyed vagina

dyel detected

>>41997625
>loads of protein
>500mg pr. jizz

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>3DPD
Relationships drain the soul and restrict your freedom.

>>41997749
I don't get it, he cut more and now hates himself?

>>41997008
cuz ejaculating feels way better when I don't fuck my gf for at least a day.

we always have sex 2-4 times a day when we hang out.

>>41997008
because I'm a looser that doesn#t get laid

>>41997973
>>41997749
Some beta who got his crush stolen from him by a gymrat made this.

Banged too many girls now I don't care as much. Too much work. Too many games. I'd rather just beat my meat a few times a week.

>>41997008
My wife is on a business trip until next Wednesday

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>>41997639
this.

what if I suck precious jizz protein out of suspiciously disease-ridden males? You can't get STDs if your gums don't bleed right?

>>41997008
I've been cutting for 2 years SLOWLY, should be done but I fucked up A LOT of times but I managed to drop almost 30kg after a bad bulk and im at 12%bf

shredded and looking the best ever but no sex drive

>>41997008
Because testosterone is bad for you.

Last time I got laid was 1.5 years ago. After too many failed attempts, combined with a complete dislike of %99 of girls, I just stopped trying around 6 months ago.
I got out of the gym with a friend today, and a girl invited him over to drink with another girl. They also asked him to bring a friend, and he asked me if I wanted to come. I chose to come home, eat my steak and go to sleep.

>>41997028
fpbp

>>41998420
Sure lol "business trip"

>>41997607

Sounds like you should suicide desu.

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>>41998778

>%99

>>41998778
why didn't you go lol

If you keep living your life like this you will regret it in the future. It's fine if every once in a while you avoid social situations, but if you're doing it all the time you will come to regret it.

Don't be lonely like us

>>41997008
>posting a thumbnail
Please go back.

Because I'm antisocial with no close friends or chance of a relationship

>>41997620
Not true, I'm a pretty average dude and im married and we have sex pretty mich daily.

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>that feel when getting sex gets so much easier as you get older

Literally don't even have to try anymore. girls throw themselves at me.

>>41999189
>t. Kissless virgin

>>41997973
He couldn't see how asymmetrical he was until he got lean. His abs and veins are pretty unaesthetic and there is nothing he can do to look like the guys in his pictures. Thus he is sad.

Because having sex that often sounds awful

>>41997749
I can relate to this feel. Hang in there senpai

>>41997028
fpbp

Dude

>>41997008

Because I already inject Testosterone everyday anyway. My levels are plenty high enough.

I'm a fuckup at everything in life, but now im banging a chick who is married with children.
Shes 4/10.

I dont get anything emotional out of it, but shes insane in bed and give great bjs.

Does ruining her marriage give me more testosteron?

>>42000000

>>41998196
This, after you have a few one night stands they all feel empty and meaningless and most chicks are absolutely shit in bed for one night stands. Relationships are much better for sex but they are also a pain in the ass. Once you have sex a few hundred times you realize it can be pretty great but is sort of overrated unless you really care about the other person and are attracted to them. I'm honestly sick of having to go out of my way and come up with clever shit and ways to entertain women like a fucking clown when 90% of them don't have shit to offer besides looks and a hole. Hopefully I'll meet a nice attractive girl some day that I can settle down with but I'm not gonna hold my breathe and I'm tired of putting in energy to try and get laid with what feels like minimal effort in return. Shit taste, shit conversationalists, 0 intellectualism, race traitors, the list goes on.

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>>41998064
>cuz ejaculating feels way better when I don't fuck my gf for at least a day.

>we always have sex 2-4 times a day when we hang out.

>>42001014
no but it does make you and the woman a complete piece of shit. It will end in divorce and probably mess up the kids life. Sounds like you deserve to be a fuckup at life because you do fucked up things nigger.

>>41997008
because i'm not a considerate lover, and so i need a day or two to recover from all the bruising. and sometimes lesions.

>>42001151
Yeah the thought has struck me. I kinda laid it all on the girl since Im not the one cheating, but Im an asshole here right?

Thansk for the honest answer, dunno wtf im gonna do desu

>>42001174
Damn right your an asshole if you continue fucking her when you know she is married. How would you feel if the girl you married and had a child with was fucking some dude behind your back? sort your life out and don't run around being controlled by muh dick like a damn pavement ape. Have some morals, create some goals, lift weights and try not to be a dirt bag in this hell hole of a society that celebrates being a piece of shit most of the time.

Does it boost test if what you're fucking isn't human? It's a real vagina, ass sometimes, but just not human.

Asking for a friend.

>>41998526
post pics?

>>42001226
Thank you, this helps.

>>41997028
fpbp

>had my eye on a q 6/10 girl at my gym for a week now
>didn't want to be too forward if she's clearly not interested
>made eye contact, smiled, worked out in the same general area but never had the chance to talk to her
>randomly see her working at chickfila during my lunch break
>think this is my chance
>comment on how we go the same gym and that I've seen her there a couple times
>ask her for her number so we could work out together sometime
>"I'm taken"

*sigh* least I tried.

>>42001538
The fact that you're the kind of person to type *sigh* explains it enough.

Because my gf is on antidepressants and never wants to have sex anymore ):

>>42001538
>>42001556

>>41997028
fpbp

>>42001226
You sound upset

>>42001557
What are you going to do with it? Hope she gets better someday? Just roll with no sex family life? Dump her? I got into same situation a couple of years ago after she burnt out due to retardedly stressful schedule.

>>42001631
I've been dealing with no sex but still bring it up to her a lot because I don't know what to do about it. She's just says she'll either stay on meds and have no sex or get off them and she'll want to kill herself. Maybe she could switch meds or something but she's been on a lot so she might already be on the best option

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>>42001014
>>42001151
>>42001174
>>42001226

I'm horrifically lonely. I live alone with a cat that my ex-gf owned and left with me but she never moved back. The cat is a consolation prize since I chose this girl in a terrible way. I had two ex loves/gfs wanting me back and I juggled them for a month (over Christmas, no less). I chose wrong and didn't go back with the older one who just bought a house, was one of my best friends, and I had dated for nearly six years. She will not talk to me now. Cat girl and I lived together and she moved back home across the nation "for a semester" leaving kitty and I sleeping in an empty house. She texted "I'm not returning. Please forget about me." I tried talking to my old best friend/gf but she said "You are no longer part of my life"

I am fucking a married woman 15 years older than me. She is insatiable about my dick. I find her attractive but I feel compelled to dick her hard just so I have a friend who comes by and visits. I'm so lonely and sad.

I'm a handsome dude, funny, witty, and I think about suicide daily. I'm already dead in my mind and plans for the future. I had my noose around my neck all day just hanging alone in my house.

I just don't want to abandon kitty. He loves me, I think.

>>41998448

accurate

>>41998196
How many is too many brah?

>>41999283
Damn...

>>42002052
Wow this sounds like me, except i have a dog and im not dicking anybody. Pretty sad life desu

>>41998448
This is why you don't marry but still live like a married couple.

In this way you have ALL the power as you are the one most likely paying for everything.

Like when my parents broke up. Dad got everything because he pod for almost everything. Mom paid like 1/4 of the house mortgage and nothing else.

So mom got nothing basically. Which serves her right btw.

If we had lived in americuck land they would have been married and mom would have stolen half of dads property.

>>41997749
it's basically telling us blue toothbrushes ruin lives

Because im married

>>42003137
cheat you fucking nerd

I had mindblowing sex on thursday and inhave to wait til Tuesday to have some more and she will likely be on her period. Fug

>>42001538
You've got 99% more balls than most of the guys in this thread

>>41997008
Because I'm currently away from my gf
She's gonna walk sideways when I get back

>>42002052
>>42002726
How old are you guys?

>>41997008

does masturbating every day count?

>>41997008
The only people obsessing over testosterone are people who have subpar levels of it.

>>42002052
Move on and make something of yourself. Don't get yourself hung over a fucking girl.

>>42003325
< This, and also people with Body dismorphia.

>>42003321
No, a recent study review by a youtube manlet and his gook wife linked here some days ago by a fellow redditor ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoP6NCGb3oM ) suggested that you should look at porn without ever touching your pee pee, possibly with your significant other.
Note that both "PORN+NOFAP" and "SEX ON A REGULAR BASIS" contribute to variations in your serum test in a so restricted physiological range it won't cure you if you have low test and it won't boost your nor have any effects on your lifts as per strength and hypertrophy goes.

>>42001226
>Have some morals
fuck off your high horse, cuck, there are no morals. I've fucked married women countless times and not a single fuck was ever given, nor it would have ever made a single difference if I turned them down for some sort of invisible brotherhood or "for the sake of children".

>>42002052
It seems you're just a failed normie. All in all it's pretty sad, but hey >>>/r9k/ is that way.