Animal goal body thread
dem wrists
what's his routine?
>Just be confident bro!
>>41827588
>>41827015
>u mad white boi
>being a tigerfag
>>41827543
Can you imagine how terrifying a cat that large is? My cat is a 16 lb maine coon mix and i literally have to sit on his shoulders to give him medicine. Strongest 16 lbs ever.
>>41827015
achievable natty?
>>41827554
permabulk + lay in sun 1xf
>>41827704
CHAD sits in the zoo all day banging STACY and being fed STEAK while you sit outside CHASING MICE
>>41827588
Remember that hair hides gains
Tigers are fucking awesome. Imagine climbing a tree using nothing but finger strength. These guys do it, and they weight hundreds of pounds
>>41827684
>tigers: 9'2 675 lbs
>lion: 6'0 420lbs
How can lion bois compete?
>>41828064
STRIPED
>>41827955
>chicks don't like bearmo-
Mirin squat form brehs
>>41828140
>>41828193
buttwink
>>41827694
Ranging from 400 to 550 lbs you can bet your ass they're big.
Are those delts natty?
>>41827015
you are in Africa hunting gazelles while MUFASA does nothing but eating steack and fucking NALA in the zoo
>>41827015
Those fucking delts and triceps. How much do you think a tiger can bench press?
>>41827775
Reminder that a 165 pound chimpanzee is capable of rowing 850 pounds with one arm
>>41828943
that fucking grip
One day
If humans weren't around large cats would be the apex predator on earth
>>41827955
Those breasts are perfection
>>41828996
Strongly disagree
>>41828140
10/10
>was a tigerfag few yrs ago
>now i'm a wolffag
>>41829012
What would be then? I'm curious to know what you think
>>41827703
Who wins?
>>41829031
Not >>41829012
but i'd say in no particular order
rat, insects, arachnoid
>>41829031
Bears, I'd imagine. Bears are the Earth's mightiest creatures bar the killer whales that rule the sea.
Also, nobody fucks with elephants, rhinos, or hippos, but they're not predators so I guess they just do their own shit
>>41829031
coyotes depending on ecosystem. scarce enough resources, they win. Plentiful prey, they overlap territory eventually and outsmart the big cats. And fuck They're smart. Trapping, Trojan Horsing, so much else. They're adaptable,most importantly. On along enough timeline the most adaptable is the apex predator.
>>41828193
Not mirin at all
>>41829059
Emu
Faster and more powerful claws
>>41829066
Might doesn't matter. Coyote can take down any of those if required
>>41829063
Rats are a fair answer,however,you'll notice coyotes decimate their populations to near mutual exclusivity
>>41829117
Yes
But those fuckers are everywhere, resistant as fuck and hard to kill
>>41828918
That Adonis flap
>>41829066
You guys should be happy polar bears don't leave cold areas, otherwise the'd slap everyone's shit.
outta my way little shits
>>41829123
True, to humans.
But the chances of a rat population taking dominance over the population of coyotes is unrealistic at best.
>>41829117
Remember how rats killed half of the Europe?
>>41828855
>skipping leg day
>>41829138
Ney
Might be a good idea for humans to use coyotes to get rid of rats but they'd outnumbered badly
>>41829139
Remember how they didn't succeed and how humans are still a thing
>>41829139
Remember how it wasn't rats but fleas carrying the bubonic plague?
Kys
>>41829162
Are you nigga serious
>>41827015
>those triceps
I bet he could bench a million
How many unarmed Brock Lesnars would it take to kill an Alpha tiger like that?
I'm thinking three would be enough (two to grab his front paws, one to deliver the kill).
>>41828983
kek
>>41829214
Bring 5 or 6 brocks if you want, tiger can't be stopped.
Get swole
those forearms
>>41829272
>bodyweight exercises aren't enough bro, you need progressive overload
>>41829183
I'm nigerious cunt
>>41829431
Notice how they are no reptiles in this thread. These fossils need to go instinct
>>41829281
I mean gorillas are in perma-steroid mode so them just walking could jack them up immensely probably
>>41829281
>bulking all your life
>not progressive overload.
If you want to do bodyweight shit, be prepared to pass 300lbs.
>>41829451
Yea they don't like you either faggotron
>>41829451
> 1024+512+256+128+64+32+1
>Not wanting the core strength to literally sqeeze deer, cows and GOATs to death
Never gonna make it
How much can big cats deadlift?
>>41829775
Their glutes and quads are underwhelming so not that much. Maybe 900lbs (keep in mind a tiger weighs 600). Their bench and OHP is fucking sick though.
>>41828035
Insane triceps.
>>41828983
SS+GOMAD
>>41827015
>Probably claims natty
>Fucking no shirt try hard
>>41828064
Fucking catlets, when will they learn?
>>41829115
>Faggy haircut
>Bulked to over compensate
>under 9 foot 2
Why even live?
>>41829802
How are they so explosive and fast then? Don't forget they also BTFO boxjumping faggots by literally jumping up trees. I agree their lower body isn't as aesthetic as their upper body but they are no doubt stronk.
>>41827015
Liger masterace reporting in
Lazy
Fat
Worst of both worlds
Still manage to pull pussy from different species
come at me felines
>dyels
>>41827015
>all these people drooling over these animals that don't even have to workout to look like that
>all still against Eugeniccs
When will /fit/ take this redpill?
>>41827015
>>41828193
>vegan
enjoy your vitamin B deficiency
ubermensch reporting in
https://imgur.com/gallery/E8gfNu0
Alpha. As. Fuck.
lynx is the best cat
just fucking look at it
>>41829985
>muh relative strength
when will they learn
>>41829985
I can lift more than 500mg
>>41830026
Why would you post a still, then link to the fucking .gif on imgur?
>>41830007
>b-but humans aren't subject to laws of nature except when it fits my agenda
>>41830026
Jesus Christ, my ...awesome stroke, fuck, I'll never laugh again, I burst my laughing machine.
This raccoon should be the president, I would literally follow him through the gates of hell, as long as he rolls.
Every meeting of world leaders, you just let this raccoon roll and every delegate of any country can come to just one conclusion: This raccoon knows what's he doing, we need to follow.
Fuck, I'm happy now.
>>41828855
taht antelope looks seriously ill. I wouldn't eat that shit.
>>41830026
>linking an imgur gif
is this your first day here?
>>41830118
I can't save .gifs on my iPhone.
I wanna be like yoooooouuuuuuu
>>41830191
>>41830191
Fuck off, phoneposting scum.
>>41828193
>those erectors
why are his erectors right above his asshole
I'm disappointed in you all. Dicks out for Harambe!
>>41830239
>when he can't afford an iPhone
jamie can you pull that up?
>>41830262
>194x259
Master fucking race
>>41829949
They are, but explosivity is not the same as strength. I doubt Ursain Bolt can deadlift very heavy for example.
>>41829214
Too many variables
>>41830397
Roid/10
>>41829962
Can these things breed? I would imagine they would be like mules.
>>41830405
Genetics actually.
>>41829985
Aesthetics beats strength, bro.
While you faggots are carrying 100X your weight, I'm fucking bitches and enjoying life. Keep mirin my 10/10 body.
>>41829128
>>41830422
no. they are like mules but opposite. while mules are best of both worlds ligers are actual shit at everything
>>41830455
It's what they always say
>>41829063
You need to google the term apex predator
>>41830464
While you slave away at the gym, CHAD eats GRASS and digests it FOUR TIMES and gets better results
>>41830485
Why do we even breed mules? Why are mules better than a horse? Aren't donkeys just shit horses?
>>41830548
Mules are smarter and stronger than horses.
>>41830548
Donkeys are slower but they´re way better at carrying heavy stuff
>>41830548
smarter, require less maintenance, and don't lose their shit carrying a couple hundred pounds up/down a mountain
>>41830566
>>41827694
post cat
>>41830601
>>41830262
>wasting money on a shitty degenerate social media machine just so you can get the prescribed dose of instahit sluts, news from L.A., SJW twitter posts and reality TV on time.
Kek, I use my phone for phone things like calls and text. My PC is for posting on 4chan. Normalfags aint going to make it.
>>41830614
>>41830397
>stand around in mud all day chewing a cud
>get absolutely jacked beyond belief
>yeah I'm natty and organic bro, none of that GMO shit
>>41830639
>>41830651
>>41830566
Mobility routine?
>>41830663
>>41829451
To be fair, the Komodo dragon is already apex
>>41827015
>Can't believe you guys think they are natty, natty limit was reach at the end of the XIXth century. Nowadays they are just a bunch of inbreed doggos.
>>41830030
this is /fit/, not /fa/, gtfo
Quick story
>tvs in the freeweight area normally have sports on them
>espn classic tier shit so you can not be autistic when resting
>one morning nature documentary is on
>no volume but i assume it was predator/prey relationships
>show a variety of predators wrecking animals
>hyenas, tigers, sharks, wolves the works
>look around after a minute
>literally everyone watching it
>no one working out
>after a minute or two the pajeets who run the place turn it to WNBA
>everyone goes back to working out with virtually no rest
There's something so viscerally masculine about animals just fucking each other up.
>>41830621
You are so mad.
>not training to your peak physical self with tigerbros
>>41830737
It makes me sad to see how beautiful bull terriers used to be.
predators inc
>>41830787
chinlet
>>41830889
>>41830904
>>41830921
>>41830937
>>41830954
>>41830262
>when he uses an iPhone
>>41830962
>>41830621
I have a smartphone so I can fap while hiking
>>41830975
>>41830994
>>41830975
Who's winning here?
>>41830994
Yif in hell
>>41830483
Man proposes. God disposes. It's a painting about artic explorers getting devoured by polar bears. Looks pretty good.
>>41829059
whoever wins, australia loses.
theres a reason it's called horse power
>>41829272
Is this shopped?
I don't see the bullet wound scars
>>41830464
can't you make cows like this just by fucking with their genetics a little bit?
when human genetic engineering becomes a real thing babies are gonna be programmed to be ultra-chad super soldiers by default who put modern athletes to shame without even trying.
>>41830262
Galaxy s8+ masterrace, apple poorfags fuck off
to inteligent too lift
>>41827703
Achievable vegan.
>>41827775
>don't stare at the balls... don't stare at the balls...
>>41827775
Dat ball sack
Is this achievable natty?
>>41831292
>>41831293
Le hivemind
>>41829949
They evolved to be fast and explosive. Humans evolved for endurance. We would literally run animals to the ground over the course of days until they collapse from exhaustion. Humans would be creepy as fuck.
>be gazelle grazing peacefully
>some strange bipedal motherfuckers appear on the ridge.
>they slowly start walking towards you.
>you run a half mile or so as fast as you can. Resume grazing
>oh shit they're back.
>repeat until you collapse and then one of the humans slit your throat.
>>41830030
Do you even bulk?
>>41831319
They still do that in some parts of Africa
>>41830464
high test HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>41830209
>>41831459
Yeah I saw a sweet documentary on them. I forgot the name.
>>41830875
someone explain this pic plz
>>41831590
Was it this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=826HMLoiE_o
>>41831005
basically an animal
>>41830601
RKO
>>41830892
Best jawline in the sea
>>41831087
>>41830397
>non GMO
>>41832134
chad
>>41830262
>phoneposting
>facebook tier reaction images
this must be bait
>>41831202
I know this is an animal mirin' thread, but please.
>>41832160
Wouldnt the nips be darker green? How can you be autistic enough to draw this but not autistic enough to get that right?
>>41831297
She's still qt as fuck. Would fugg.
>>41829176
Remember how it wasn't fleas, but fleas carrying Yersinia Pestis?
I, sir... Have one-upped you...
Kys
Why the fuck is this thread not in >>>/an/?
<- /animals & nature/ is that way (probably depending on your layout. hey, any oldfags remember when people used to refer to other boards like this? good times. do people still do that?)
>>41828943
proofs comrade?
>>41829140
you mean
>Skipping hindleg day
>>41829451
dumbass>>41829431
is an amphibian
>>41832862
http://www.jstor.org/stable/1373587?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents
In 1926 a professor built a contraption to measure a chimpanzee's strength. It was essentially a box with a rope coming out of it and he tried to get the chimps at the zoo to pull on it. A 165 pound chimp pulled on it with one arm and generated 847 pounds of force and a smaller female chimp generated 1260 pounds with both arms, both while just playing around. He brought the device back to his university to test it on the football team and no one on the team could generate more than 200 pounds of force with one arm or 500 pounds with both despite pulling as hard as they could.
>>41833980
Reminder that you have to divide lbf by the gravitational acceleration on earth to get lb in weight, which is about 32. So chimps were measured to one arm row the equivalent of less than 30 lbs in weight, and a bunch of US athletes did less than 7 lbs.
>>41830825
>peak
>monks
they eat rice in the morning
>>41831111
>cardiofags
>>41830663
>>41830663
That's so fucking cool, I already knew it but I love how he is just going balls to the Walls.
>>41829066
Tigers can hunt hippos.
>>41829066
>>41834835
Lions*
>>41831111
horses are fucking stupid animals with a bunch of issues built in
>literally cannot vomit, or die trying
>can die from broken leg complications
you're better than a horse, pick a better one
>>41830670
holy shit
>>41832195
It's a result of selective breeding actually. It's a genetic disorder in cows that would normally kill any animals born with it because they'd never be able to pass through the birth canal. On farms they just perform a cesarean section.
>>41829063
They're more scavenger, not predator
>>41831202
>Has a samsuck phone
>Think's hes any different from an apple fag
o i am laffin
>>41830262
We're talking about savage animals, go fuck yourself
>>41827694
Post your kot
>>41831299
Fuck outta here. You thought nobody would witness your faggotry but I did. Out.
>>41837350
Are you seriously this new or just pretending to be?
>>41828295
That's about the size of lions no?
Pretty sure some tigers can get around 1000lbs
>>41837379
which one?
Fucking hell /fit/, nature is amazing.
>>41830422
They can, but the chance of fertilizing or being fertile is extremely low. There was 1 reported liger offspring or lot of. None for mules.
>>41837911
Hinnies have been fertile.
>>41830010
that jaw, classical mouthbreather.
>>41831319
You now realise this is why zombies are so scary
>>41837656
Yeah man. This is a nice change of pace. I wanna pet bear to lift with
>>41830759
I swear it's something primal, you just have to watch
>>41827588
Good post
>>41832613
Nobody ever did that
Which do you think is stronger, a gorilla or an elephant? Has to be elephant right? Fucking vegans
>>41829451
>Need to go extinct
Crocs are going to outlast all your mamals retard.
Top tier apex predator since the dino age
>>41830510
>CHAD eats GRASS and digests it FOUR TIMES and gets better results
>>41831297
>>41829451
Come to the riverbank and say that motherfucker, not online and see what happens
>>41828064
DELETE THIS NOW YOU MANELESS JUNGLEFUCK!!
>>41827775
>>41831292
>>41831293
How to make nutsack gains?
>>41838610
No.
Litte lion bois cannot satisfy a REAL lioness. You need to learn your place.
>implying you can compete with THIS
>>41830614
>EMP
>>41830737
Makes sense though nigga, we started breeding the working side of of these dogos and they start changing real quick.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Domesticated_Red_Fox
>>41838351
<--- /b/ is that way newfriend
>>41830422
Males are always unviable.
Females are viable ~20% of the time.
>>41828918
What a fucking specimen
>>41834068
but you're wrong. what you're thinking about is a slug, the unit of mass that's multiplied by acceleration. The article is talking about force, which is lbs, or newtons if you want to go the non fucktarded route.
The article is talking about lbs and chimps can pull a lot.
>>41829272
Gyno.
>>41830010
start mewing bruh
>>41830173
>not eating sick antelope for sickest gains
>making it
>>41834992
>horses are fucking stupid animals
ask me how i know you do not know shit about horses
What mode is this?
>>41828035
weigh*
can some biologist please tell me how gorillas get so jacked from just eating leaves all day? like what the fuck, is veganism actually the right path?
>>41829214
I'd say maybe 10. If you think a Brock lesnar could could TWO paws you are out of your fucking mind. You'd need one brock for each limb, 2 brocks for head, and 4 to control it from twisting it's body
>>41840944
They're grazing literally all day. If you were to eat spinach or broccoli or kale literally all day nonstop and swung from branches and shit you would get yoked too. They also eat bugs and tiny mammals and fruit too
>>41840944
Genetics.
No more, no less. Simply genetics.
>>41831210
thats one smug elephant
>>41840944
>>41841062
Does this explain why niggers are naturally jacked too?
>>41841108
You really had to fucking ask?
>>41830566
>that fucking spacial awareness
>>41841108
>mfw i always see ripped niggers who can't bench 1pl8
How?
>>41831182
There's a certain type of cow that was selectively breed like crazy for its muscle
>>41829066
Tigers in siberia eat brown bears
>>41832134
>that chin
>that brow ridge
How can fishlets even compete
>>41830737
>this triggers the /pol/tards
>>41837210
>being this poor
>>41830155
I-Is this a pasta?
>>41828918
Good Googely Moogely
>>41841237
Source on this? Carnivores eating other carnivores is quite rare.
>>41829929
Hes fighting a hippo
>>41841108
>What are watermeloon, chicken, rice, peanutbutter and fufu the post.
>>41840900
where the fuck are the rest of my legs mode
>>41830566
This. Speed>Muscles.
>>41828140
>>41830030
>numale lumberjack beard
no thanks.
Ocelots, otoh, are pretty good.
>>41827703
SS + GOMAD
>>41828064
>>41828140
>>41838824
tigers can have the fatties and old hags.
lions stay alpha
also stripes are the tribal tattoos of the animal kingdom
>maned
>>41829929
>2017
>not mauling hyenas
pic related
inb4 it´s a movie
its based on a true story
>>41829962
Myron bulkan
>>41827694
Just have your mom sit on the tiger when it needs medicines
>>41830397
>I am natty bro
>>41829272
>slaps your girls ass in the club
What do?
>>41830397
>those tiny balls
do you even know how insane women get for gigantic nuts
>>41830397
>>41830464
Would let that bull cuck me anytime
>he can't run 100m in 6 seconds
how can tigers even compete?
>>41832939
Aren't birds and amphibians all reptiles
Brainlets lmao, pls.
Pleb
>>41830397
>when prepping the bull is a full body workout
>>41844995
by walking behind the cheetah for more than 1 minute
>>41828918
>keto cus prey animals been mia from drought
>accidentally get these results
>dies two days later
>>41844926
Pull her out of the wall and call an ambulance.
>>41844995
cardio fag
>>41828064
Cross-species breeding is my fetish. I love how certain big cats can mate with one another, even if the offspring is likely to be sterile.
>>41845021
>thinks amphibians are reptiles
How's life in the congo?
>>41841237
They also get rekt by large males
>>41847001
Is that why you let Jamaal pound your wife?
>>41844937
An even poorer version of truck nuts.
SHERE KHAN LITERALLY EATS MOWGLIS AND FUCKS STAC-CAT WHILE YOU SPEND HOURS WORKING OUT WITH YOUR BOWL OF YARN
>>41828855
I'm not huge in animals but whenever I see a tiger or lion doing some animalistic prinal shit like that I am honestly in awe. It's beautiful
>>41830663
REPTILE FAGS BTFO
How do I increase jaw strength?
>>41847695
>tfw got half chub from this
>>41827588
Too close to home
>>41830904
My nigga. Me and my gf love bears. We do bear role play in bed. Makes her gush.
>>41829063
lmao u serious? Why not just say
bacteria, virus, germ
You even know what apex predator means?
>>41847695
annnd thats enough internet for the day
>>41830975
The bird is winning I think. He pretty much only has to hold out until the snake dies from it's bite wound
>>41830209
Oh fuck you, I just got that song out of my head. Now I have to watch the entire movie again.
>>41848174
>wearing a training mask
faggot those things are fucking useless
>>41847296
Read a fucking book.
>>41844995
cheetahs are giant house cats, even wild ones. They're so specialized that they are useless in every other situation.
>>41831244
looks like brad pitt
>>41848823
i've read several
>>41829272
>no pecs
le trash
>>41830614
>that one who misses all the fun and turns up just at the end of the webm
>>41844995
cheetahs are skinny lanklets
>>41830875
niggger youre probably in the wrong thread
>>41847695
Where can I find this giraffe? Asking for a friend
>>41830262
Why would I buy a phone that doesn't even save gifs?
>>41841183
Not trying to be racist, but I see that a lot of black guys get a work out from playing basketball. Cardio and endurance over strength.
>>41830464
>heard you were talking shit
>>41830262
The best part is you can fucking save gifs on iPhone you absolute retard kys
>>41831087
>australia
>losing to emus
never again
>>41829962
He reminds me of Schwarzenegger's kid. The fat one obviously.
>all those fucking DYELS itt
>>41831329
hahah wtf man
>>41828996
>>41829012
>>41829031
>>41829066
>>41829079
>>41829102
>>41829117
crocodiles would be the apex predators you cucks
>are already the apex predator in every ecosystem they're found in
>highest recorded bite force ever (2nd only to orca which hasnt been officially measure) of 3700 - 5000 pounds per square inch (lions are 600psi, tigers 1050psi, polar bears are around 1200psi)
>bodies dont deteriorate they just keep getting bigger and stronger (a 100 year old crocodile will have more muscle, mass, power, speed etc as it did when it was 10, 20 or 30)
>cant die of old age, only from disease or being killed (usually by humans or other crocs)
>hasnt evolved in the last 65 million years because they are already the perfect killing machines
>survived the cretaceous extinction that wiped out such pussies as the T-Rex and Triceratops
crocodiles
>>41830737
Why is it that across breeds, legs are getting shorter?
>>41840602
>The article is talking about force, which is lbs, or newtons if you want to go the non fucktarded route.
At least read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_(force)
A slug is a unit of mass like lbs or kilos. lbf (pounds force) is a unit of force like newtons. lbf is mass in lb times acceleration due to gravity on earth in feet per second per second, which is roughly 32. A slug is used to formulate it the other way, a mass of roughly 32 lb so you can multiply it by 1 to get lbf.
The article explicitly talks about lbf, and just shows that primates are incredibly strong compared to US athletes but still pull DYEL numbers.
>>41850585
Most of those are breeds that have short legs or short stature as part of their ideal type. For the two others, dunno but it's also less clear the legs are much shorter.
>no matter how perfect your training, diet and supplements are you will never be as strong as nature
My Animal goal body.
>>41830639
Jump scare bwah
>>41829272
>vegan tier chest
>>41840944
they eat tons of bugs
>>41830284
>forgot to lift while bulking
>>41839027
>>41830663
>beating crocodiles at their own game
alpha
>>41832521
Fuck off reddit
>>41840900
evolution mode
>>41844995
>run a couple minutes
>needs to rest for an hour