/femfit/

Women are stupid and I don't respect them.

that's right, I just have sex with them.

>>41708728

>sex with women

>>41708728
what are you, fucking gay?

>>41708728
Show me your genitals

>>41708728
>sex with women

I puked in my mouth.

>>41709155
Genitalia!

>>41708728
As a guy that had to live for years as the only male in a directionless female led household I cannot second this enough.

They take the most stupid decisions and they're psychotic. Couldn't wait to get away from there.

>>41709155
You're talking to me about stuff… why? I'd rather see your titties

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>>41708728
I respect you for being honest about not respecting women

Wanna have sex?

official thread jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

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>>41709234
>>41708728
Im a guy btw

>>41709248
Cocks are enhanced clitorises anyways.

>>41709291
And men are enhanced women

bi men > thin straight men > gay men > thin women > fat men >>>>>>> fat women

>I hope /femfit/ is beach body ready?

Damn right. I have a bf this year, so I'm gonna get a cute bikini instead of a one-piece like I usually do.

>>41708728
A classic

>>41708470
Does looking like a walking beach ball count?

>>41709207
I lived in a very well run female house, but 2/3 of them were lesbians. Maybe it has to do with whether you like vaginas?

>>41708728
been a while since ive heard this one

>>41709782
>implying one piece are not more sexy

fucking roastie pleb

>>41709782
>no one piece revival
dumb faggot

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>>41710770
>>41710772
I'm not an anime grill. You're overstating it.

Do any of you wax your bikini line at home or would it be safer to have it done at a salon?

>>41709065
yes, I am

>>41710980
where are you from?

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>>41708728
>having sex with women

what are you a fucking faggot?

>>41709220
knock, knock who's there?
...
...
...
it's me, wondering why you are not naked.

>>41708728
Same here, I've turned into a monster and I can't connect with women anymore on an emotional level

>tinder is not good

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>>41708728

>mfw almost no one understood the reference

This board is shit.

>>41708728
>sex with women

what a fucking faggit

>>41711003
ahahaha look at this thirsty bitch trying to hook up on 4chan

>cellulite
Well, I'm done for boys. Guess I can never wear a bathing suit again.

>>41711579
To be fair, those're old songs and/fit/ is obviously 19-20 yo

>>41708728
>>41712882
https://youtu.be/5Z5JsrO7378

For the newfags

>>41708728

>having sex with women
>making it

Pick one

>>41708728
damn i feel old

>>41709782
>I have a bf now so im gonna dress more slutty so ill get more attention.

>>41714772
This women are worthless, who allowed them to learn to read and write?

>>41712882
Just checked the date on the video it's 2009.. holy fuck time flies.
Yeah most of /fit/ were /babbys/ back then

>>41710748
>lesbians

Genetically have a chromosome disbalance and traces of a Y chromosome hence the lesbianism and their rationality.

Any XX woman is a complete shitshow psychopath.

>>41709782
I don't fucking understand you, if you have a man already why dress up as a whore?

>>41708470
Woah, women are disgusting.

>>41708470
those pussy muscles look strong as fuck. I have a newfound respect for women

>>41709581
Your tier list is agreeable at worst.

>>41710894
>not being an anime girl
what are you, a faggot?

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>>41715979
so are there actual girls here or are everyone larping?

>>41716004
90% Larping

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>>41716018
That explains why I never get replies whenever I ask questions.

How do I respect women but also call them thots

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN IN THIS THREAD
how many Gucci belts must I own before one of your kind will have sex with me?

>>41708470
>tfw can't lose those last 5lbs

>>41710770
Are they? I wanted to try a one piece this summer cause I always feel too exposed in a bikini, and I already know my friends are going to call me a prude.

>>41716004
I can be whatever you want me, baby

>>41716098
I own 2. Nobody gives a fuck. I only bought them because I was scooped up into the highschool age "gotta be dope" fake act bullshit. I still like owning them as a token from an age where I was an idiot. Spending $300+ on an ugly belt. Give me a break.

>>41716147
Shut yo clout-less weenie ass up

>>41709197
Genitali

Implying you know who understood the reference and who didnt

>>41708728
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other vagina.

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>>41712834
Stay hydrated and try cutting back on sodium.

>>41715979
>tfw not even a Franime girl on my good days

>>41708728

I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams

>>41708728
I understood that reference.

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>trying to lose weight while on the rag

What exercises can I do to make my vagina tighter?

>>41709581
Men are more like deformed women.

>>41717625
go back in time and resist dick xFailure

when girls tense that area it feels like someone started jacking you off with a blood pressure testing device.

>>41708728
>>41709207
>>41709220
>>41709291
>>41709581
>>41714903
>>41714892
Uh- Oh, we've got a contamination leaks boys.
>>>>>/r9k/

>>41708470

My bf is perfect in every way except one; he is VERY into kinky sex. Not like "occasional light spanking or tie my wrists to the bed" kinky but "owns a riding crop, ball gag, under bed straps, butt plugs, cock rings, a Magic Wand, and leather blindfolds" kinky. Also he's into anal which, eww, no, plus ouchy.

He is loyal, funny, smart, tall, handsome, gets along great with my family and friends, we're both frugal and career minded. Both want 2-4 kids down the road. He is literal husbando mode.

I have offered to let him sleep with one other woman to fulfill his kinky side. Only one, and only to do kink. Did I dun goof, or am I ensuring his happiness? I hate the idea of him with another girl but I hate the idea of him being unsatisfied even more.

>>41717744

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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>>41717744
No don't do that. It won't feel the same now that youre letting your husband and dream man sleep with another woman.

Meet him somewhere in the middle with his kinks because if there is no sexual satisfaction in a relationship it will end up not working and you'll only stay with him to raise your kids in an unhappy family.

In case this is b8, 11/10 I took it seriously. Top quality LARP

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do any femanons here powerlift?

>>41717803
the one who piss

>>41717744
fuck off, no one cares what you think

wasted dubs

>>41717803
I lift for strength but I'm too new to lifting to compete or consider myself a powerlifter. One day.

>>41717789

I get really claustrophobic and hate feeling confined generally, so a ball gag and being strapped to a bed really are non starters. The butt plug would be a maybe but even then I'd feel like is just prelude to anal. I've tried that twice with other guys and it was awful (though granted I was younger, and they didn't care about me and didn't take their time to warm me up).

All that kink stuff he bought for us to try, and the anal is more of a strong interest/fantasy than something he's coming back to. I took his virginity whereas I had about a half dozen partners before him, so I feel like I owe him a chance to play "catch up."

I know it won't be the same if he sleeps with another woman for kink, but I really want our relationship to work, and I REALLY don't want to be tied down or put anything in my ass. Also most positions hurt me because of the angle and size of my vagina, so I'm sexually broken that way too :(

>>41717803
Yeet. I'm a sticc tho so I can barely DL like 120% bodyweight

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>>41717811
>>41717848
>>41717880
https://discord.gg/f2tqE
powerlifting disc

>>41716125
If you got big ole tiddies. If ur flat, you have to go bikini to compete in the sluttiness arms race that is the female species.

>>41716004
im a girl. in the other /femfit/ there were a few of us.

>>41717744
>into anal
Your bf is Jewish and probably bisexual

>>41717625
once i started squatting, my bf said i felt tighter. so if you can take his word for it, squats. i also make sure to engage my core whenever i lift, which flexes the pelvic floor. i think that has helped too.

>>41717744
dont let him sleep with another girl, it will destroy your relationship unless its genuinely something you want to do. sexual compatibility is a big part of a relationship. you should re-evaluate if he really is "husband" mode or if he just checks off a bunch of checkmarks on a list that sounds good.

>>41718412
Just read you took his virginity. Sorry senpai he's full blown gay, that's why he has to all this freaky shit to get off.

>>41716004
im a girl. there were a few around in the other /femfit/

>>41708728
Took me a second

>>41716125
J.Crew has a bunch of one piece bathing suits that don't look granny or Asian schoolgirl-tier.

>>41708470
W-where does my benis go?

>>41717858
babygirl he is pornsick. basically, hes so used to getting off with porn that he cant feel as excited when it comes to regular sex. porn can always be escalated once the thrill of whatever you like watching starts to wear off. he's expecting that real sex is this way too.

have a conversation with him. if you're open and willing to try some new things, explore them together, but don't feel like you have to give a him kink.[com] worthy sexual performance. sex should be about BOTH of you feeling good, not about you trying to fulfill his every porn-enhanced desire to your own detriment.

you said you're his first. he doesn't know what sex is like in the real world yet. he doesn't have experience with enough people to be able to gauge what is 'normal'. he doesn't understand the difference between porn and reality. explore together within your boundaries and see where you go from there.

>>41717744
Prime example why women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

Women's suffrage was a mistake. You're too dumb.

>>41708470
almost. i have 10 more pounds to lose before i hit the point where i feel hot in a bikini.

>>41717744
C U C K

U

C

K

>>41718473

I don't care if he's bi. He's perfect in every other way. Also, his family is Catholic with a very Irish last name so probably not Jewish. Also don't care if he's Jewish.

>>41718447
All any of us are is simply the summation of our check marks. Being a woman has taught me that.

>>41718526

It would be really, REALLY hard for me to accept being tied down, blindfolded, and gagged with a butt plug in and a Wand on my twat. Try to empathize.

Our sex life is 100% fulfilling for me. I'm far from asexual but don't have a super high libido. I know what works for me. Missionary plus touching myself or 69 (he's amazing with his mouth) get me off close to 100% of the time. Anything else is hit or miss, usually miss. I want him to be able to explore beyond that though. But it's hard to imagine him with another girl.

>>41718586
It doesn't matter what's you agree to, he's going to be hitting up a whole string of male prostitutes while "working late".

>>41718560
>>I'm conflicted about a seemingly great situation that has one glaring flaw, so I'm giving my course of action time and consideration before impulsively acting in a way that could ruin everything down the road.
>>Can't into political discourse.

K.

>>41718569

I have become aware of cuckquean porn. Hot I guess, but I wouldn't want to watch him I don't think. Also, he'd be fucking other women, not getting them pregnant and expecting me to take care of them. So not really cuck.

>>41718617
Your bf is a freak a mentally ill retard and you call him perfect.

That's because you're a stupid woman.

>>41718586
>All any of us are is simply the summation of our check marks. Being a woman has taught me that.

get off this board, it's poisoning you.

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>>41718617
you don't h a v e to watch

>>41718586
>t would be really, REALLY hard for me to accept being tied down, blindfolded, and gagged with a butt plug in and a Wand on my twat. Try to empathize.

thats why i said explore WITHIN your boundaries. maybe try positions where he feels more dominant, or play with him holding your hands above your head. or anything you might like, idk. the point is, you should enjoy everything sexual you guys do so dont feel pressured to do things that you dont.

>>41708470
So what program is everyone doing? I usually do an upper/lower split but I just moved closer to my gym so getting there 5/6 days a week is more feasible. Any suggestions for a split? I'm looking at Jamie Eason's Livefit. It looks good but I think I'm gonna start on Phase 2, Phase 1 looks like it's for beginners. Anyone else try it/ any other program they'd recommend?

>>41710659
kek

>>41711579
Everyone knows, it's just that you're unfunny


Fuck off

>>41714903
>Thinking lesbians are more rational than straight women

Wew

>>41708728
>have sex with women
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>41718586
>I get off and feel fulfilled so the sex is fine despite my partner feeling unfulfilled.
You don't understand the psyche of a dude that's 100% committed.
I'm a kinky guy, a very kinky guy, but I'm stonewalled by my wife with the same shit - she's vanilla as they come - she literally does not get off from oral and will not let me practice oral on her - she is that vanilla.

Her solution was the same as yours, to say that I'm free to explore the bedroom with other people - I don't want that, most committed men don't.
Exploring sexuality and kinks together is an incredible bonding experience and it's directly tied to your emotions.

I don't want to fuck anyone other than my wife, but there's so many things I'd like to try in the bedroom.

It's like saying you can have plain ice cream or sprinkles on shit - what are you gonna pick?

why do women even exist

>>41717744
>owns butt plugs
I hate to say it, but you're dating a faggot

>>41717401

I remember whacking it to that scene when I was in middle school and that show was on Miguzi or whatever the fuck that block of shows was called.

>>41718642
Holy shit this is making me ill. How the fuck do people think like this?

>>41719380
They're pathetic vermin.

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>>41717803
Someday.

>>41717652
t. subhuman woman

>>41717673
>>>/reddit/

>>41709581
>le "bisexual" meme
lmao. So you're into me but you think tits are like, totally rad right?

You can't fool me, bugchaser.

>>41717744
wow you sound like a prude
"eww, no, plus ouchy"

fucking pathetic

>>41708728
Show me your genitals!

>>41719153
>she literally does not get off from oral
jesus christ bro how can a woman be that fucking boring sexually?

>>41717744
Tell me this is a joke...you let your bf cuck you, instead if just fudilling his kink. You are a retard.
If my gf wanted to peg me, I'd be down to do it if it meant making her very happy. Butch up and get kinky you dumby

>>41720295
Where can I find more reverse cuckold pics like this?

>>41721615
Most women are that boring once they are in a relationship or that is as far as they go. One night stands/fuck buddies does not count.
If you find that one really kinky girl, she is probably gonna come with a lot of issues aswell.

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I'm not really looking forward about the beach, it's more about cosplaying at anime conventions with my homies.

>>41709782
I read bf as bodyfat

>>41721696
>she is probably gonna come with a lot of issues aswell

sorry but the opposite can be just as valid. my previous gf was so insecure (she had a hot thin body with big tits and a decent face) that when we started out having sex she didn't let me switch the light on and nobody ever ate her out before for example. I gave her a higher degree of sexual freedom and later on she asked me to cum in her mouth for example but it's not like it got infinitely kinkier and kinkier, she just became confident in bed. the thing is she was smart and curious. not super smart, but I CANNOT imagine an intelligent person not wanting to explore the unexplored, especially sexually, sorry

>>41708728
Show me your genitals GENITALIA

>>41721615
Extreme insecurity.

>>41721696
>>41721796
oh and yeah, she had some issues, but I can't click with people who have "no issues" (nobody has absolutely no issues to be hones, some are just less on the surface)

this whole site is full of people at least a little bit broken, but I've learnt to embrace it and find complete normies absolutely boring. not many in the creative industry where I work are full normies anyway

>>41721811
yes but you can work on that:

>>41721796

the reason she can't get off from oral (unless she had her clitoris removed or a clitoral/nerve damage causing injury) is all in her head. if it's your gf it's your job to work on that with her. unless you are content with her being semi-frigid

>>41721695
why dont you read the address on the pic?

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I'm ridiculously busy for like the next 9 weeks and had to change my exercise schedule to like strength training 2x each week. I basically only do deadlifts, glute bridges, and squats.

Will I get any gains lol

>>41721862
if you keep up your diet, sure

>>41721586
Not op but desu, you wanna have a dick shoved up your ass?
He was a virgin who's anal fantasies are gonna have stemmed from porn, he's gonna think that women like being jack hammered and double dipped and whatever else in the porn he watches.
Anal is already uncomfortable enough if you aren't into it, anal with someone who doesn't know what they're doing is gonna be fucking painful and "ouchies".

>>41721998
why do you have to assume that this guy is incompetent about anal? they could totally work on this together, research how it is the safest and least painful to do it instead of her taking the easy way and letting him fuck another woman.

>you wanna have a dick shoved up your ass?
not necessarily shoved, but I'm not gonna say never to that

>>41712834
I feel your pain bro.

>>41708728
e

>>41721862
If you're going only two times a week, why not do whole body? Squats, Dead lifts, Overhead Press, Bench, and Rows? 3-5x5?

>>41715726
>wanting your gf to stop taking care of herself
Pro tip; your gf will leave you if you turn into a fat ugly lazy mess

Doing 3 days per week Bikini Body Guide and 2 days per week of weight lifting with my hubby. Diet is CICO and I'm down 8 pounds. Got a long way to go.

>>41721998
>owns butt plugs
>is a virgin

He's using the girl system of counting sexual partners.

>>41718642
what the fuck I'm a cuck now.

>>41717744
holy fuck now this is quality cuck bait

>>41723666
mirin' satanic trips of truth

>>41712882
>23, song was funny in highschool, might have been older though.
Fuck am I an oldfag now?

>>41708728
I can't stick my fist in your college degree so why are you sharing all this information with me?

>>41722852
That doesn't work in reverse. Only men need to care about their appearance. Women can give up on being attractive and not have to worry about their meal ticket running off.

>>41718624
>>41719380
>>41719409
>Why do people like what I don't like?

>>41724126
>Literally defending cuckoldry.

>>41721615
I ask myself that every day.

She says it's because she can't hold me whilst I'm doing it.

But, what kind of person turns down their husband wanting to practice oral on them?

>>41724169
Who the fuck cares. If the guy likes it than good for him, he still probably fucks more than you ever will

>>41724185
But his fetish is literally not fucking?

It's beyond pathetic, it is peak degeneracy and failure.

>>41724197
>Degeneracy
Anyone that says this is a fucking loser
Just because you don't have any fun doesn't mean it's a bad thing

>>41724219
>>>/r9k/
If you enjoy cuckshit, you're a failure.

>>41724239
Who says I enjoy it? Maybe I like other kinds of degeneracy
Not everyone wants a missionary for the sole purpose of procreation bullshit you want
Also nothing wrong with fetiahes

>>41724311
Nothing wrong with basically any other fetish.
Cuckoldry is just abhorrent.

>>41724364
If you think cuckholdery is worse than scat than your fucked in the head.

>>41724378
Honestly, at least no one else is fucking your wife.

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>>41708470
y-yes?

>>41724388
I'd rather have my gf fuck someone else than get shit on.
I don't love my gf at all tho and don't care if she cheats or feel bad about me cheating so that might play a role

femfit threads being a nest of lunatics, what a twist
literal cucks edition this time, sage and kys

>>41724378
You can wipe shit up. Nothing fixes betrayal, which is the worst thing a human being can do whether sex is involved or not.

>>41724479
It's not betrayal if you both agree to it and you both want it

>>41724484
>useless imaginary hypotheticals

You don't both want it.

>>41724441
Yeah, that's a result of your broken relationship.

>>41708470
w-what's that picture?
is that a bagenie?

>>41718526
This was written by a worthless woman. Disregard.