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NEW THREAD

finally i have a fps to contriboot. ill type it out in my followng posts, sorry in advance for not pretyping
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Cuddle? What a fag.
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>>41539907
>>41540044
This is bullshit too. Fat people are disgusting to cuddle because they're always sweaty, and slimy, and less clean just by their nature

also fat feels less fun to cuddle than muscle

also muscly guys are stronger so I feel safe :3
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i have the urge to get a shirt "jacked guys fuck better"
and stand beside him
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>>41540064
nigga you gay
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>>41540085
kek, would like to do that
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>>41539907
>op doesn't deliver
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>>41539907
You can tell if the dude on the left cleaned up his act and lost fat he'd have some real facial gainz. Too bad he bought that shirt which means he doesn't give a fuck about himself.
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>>41540098
nigga I'm a grill, fuck you fat nigga
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>>41540044
rong pic
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>>41540064
L O N D O N
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>>41540064
>>41540243

>2017
>using the "pretending to be a girl bait"
>/fit is still falling for this
>mfw
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something about extremely predictable, low-res, poorly made anti-sjw shit like pic related makes me crack up. i can tell some 12 y/o made it in three second in paint so he could show his fellow sicc meme friends at school the next day.
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>>41540044
I'm athletic and I would like to cuddle some day :(
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>>41540064
I think fat is colder in general, because it contains way less blood vessels.
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I like how they use "chubby" as a way of avoiding "obese" because chubby sounds cuter and less fucking disgusting.
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>>41540438
I have the same feeling. There was a period when I was younger that this was 10/10 comedy. Then I got burnt out for years and had I seen this then I'd have sarcastically gone "Yeah, good stuff." Now, however, a little bit older (I don't mean to come off as an old man or anything since it's not the case) there something delightful and amusing. Maybe it's that way since I could see a younger, happier version of myself having made this in Paint while I chat with a friend on MSN in another window.
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>>41540451
Right? There is something really innocent about seeing memes that are obviously made by kids, even if they're trying to be ~really vulgar~
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>>41540473
Exactly. I think it gives me a bit of hope that there are still PEOPLE out there growing up that aren't the programmed robots who we see so often. Rather than all these kids who get offended by everything, claim they're allergic to everything except water, need a helmet just to walk to the bus in the morning - it's nice to imagine a group of kids who actually don't scream "HATE CRIME" when their friend tells them to stop being a faggot. I hope they're the same ones who will bring us an updated version of Holocauster Tycoon to laugh at on places such as this.
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>>41540496
Back to >>/pol/ you fucking Nazi.
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>>41540496
It also gives me hope for people. Seeing those super bad "your mom lol" memes don't just prove that there's kids out there who give zero shit about political correctness, but also proves that they aren't the mindless guro-fapping EdgeBoys™ that we see on 4chan every day.

Those superbad SJW edits prove that there's kids who aren't too sensitive yet, but not desensitized either.

I just really enjoy bad memes making fun of fatties. it's wholesome.
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>>41539907
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Nothing worse than a fatty with a 'better than you' attitude.
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>>41540446
That's where I agree with slimy. Sweat that's congealed on room temperature skin
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>dyel to /fit/, fit to normies
>Kissless virgin at 24
I just want to cuddle and feel, and then maybe walk around the house just looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
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>be me
>go on tinder
>match with a girl
>nice face
>phat arse
>seems nice enough and I just wanted someone to talk too (was going though some shit)
>meet the meat in a bar
>drink a lot
>drink too much
>go home to my place
>"Anon, I didn't expect to see action theehee, so it`s not well kept down there"
>go down on her
>I can still taste and smell her

sorry, this is more of a Anon hate than a fph story
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>>41540522
Spotted the kike.
Remember kids, /pol/ is a containment board but now the truth is out.
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>>41541406
>/pol/ is a containment board but now the truth is out
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>>41541223
Not just fat people but so many people just throw shit out there, who are they talking too?
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>>41540438
Agreed

I only laugh at sophisticated maymays for sophisticated memers such as myself
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>>41541394
Funny how I didn't imagine the girl that fat until you wrote "theehee", I was thinking "oh poor dude, hope that's a nice story".
Now you went down on a fucking whale you disgusting piece of shit.
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>>41539907
WTF IS THIS SHIT??? I thought we were supposed to be the not shit gender. Are men going to start making HAES blogs on Tumblr now??

>>41540064
thicc girls are best cuddles. Not fat, actual thicc with soft muscles
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gp_mhW6yLk
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>>41541518
>soft muscles

you mean fat covering muscles

and thicc is never not fat anymore. Thicc is now fat, fat is now obese. Fit is anything with definition anywhere.
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>>41541350
This was almost me about 6 months ago. Found a qt 3.14 gf and am still depressed. Turns out I'm the problem.
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>>41541564
pic-related is thicc. She's got muscles, a little fat so she doesn't look gross and shredded with ripped abs like a lot of fit girls, but not so much fat that she looks fat. She could even gain 5-10 pounds of fat extra and still be sexy and thicc.

Or that Polish javalin thrower, she had some fat but also enough muscle to balance it out
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>>41541591
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mfw i saw that Tshirt print. Fuck man i am ordering a size L, if thats even in their inventory, and look hella ripped in it in public
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>>41541427

>make noise on social media
>582 likes
>all that validation

It's not that hard to understand anon. True, the people who like that kind of garbage are garbage in and of themselves, but when you're that much of a piece of shit, a back pat from anyone is worth it
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>>41540044
>this faggot feels no need for the loving embrace of a woman
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>>41541223
I can't fucking stand these narcissistic cunts who have no reason to feel superior but do anyways. It's always some 300 lb barista with a god complex. They're always deluded into thinking they're actually attractive, or stronger than the average woman even though they've never proven anything.
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>>41542137
wtf where do those numbers come from
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>>41540085
Make the shirt that would be funny as hell.
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>>41541223
Her boobs are even sagging worse than a 70 year old lady.
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>>41540085
It should say Fit, not "jacked". Guys who are "jacked" can also be fat and will not fuck better than them. Gimme a nice ottor mode body who can hand cardio over anything else
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>>41542137
"The burden of proof lies with the one trying to stop me dying at the age of 35 from a gravy overdose"
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>>41541591
>>41541714
Both are fat

You american lardass
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>>41540442
why not start a cuddling service?
http://thesnugglebuddies.com/
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>>41541223
>thinking of her bare lardass smearing all over every public sitting surface
And that's why I refuse to wear shorts/ skirts that don't cover the entire surface while sitting
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>>41541394
You deserve worse
>referring to them as "meat"
>going down on one
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fat people are disgusting when it comes to cuddling, they can be funny most of the time if they're not insecure
i made my bf lose weight and lift heavy he was never fat but now has better looking body :ok_hand:
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>>41541518
>not shit gender
Lol, first off it's sex, not gender
And secondly there are just as many shitty men as there are women. Fit doesn't post much against males because a majority of you ARE males who tend to have a strong self serving bias. Your current state of mind is basically the male equivalent of tumblr
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>>41542247
I would prefer one cock per cuddle. And I don't plan on cutting off mine.
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>>41542137
>requires both an MD and PhD
ISHYGDDT
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>>41542094
As a former fit barista, I HATE working with fatties. Never met a fat barista that wasn't a lazy piece of shit that made my job more difficult. I wanted to kill the last like 400 lb guy I worked with who literally didn't fit behind the counter with the rest of us
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>>41542137
Or better yet, just tell her to keep pace with you for a mile and you'll never bother her about her weight ever again. A lot of these fatties are so deluded that they'll think they actually can.
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>>41542238
The Olympic athlete is not fat and most likely better shape than you're in
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>>41542377
Now tell me, were they usually entitled narcissists?
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>>41542314

>call a guy fatass
>"ya you're right. It's whatevs/imma do something about it"

>call a grill a fatass
>they have a breakdown

Gee I wonder which of these is more entertaining to hear about
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>>41542314
See, that's why I miss the stories as opposed to just pulling pictures from Tumblr, because while laughing at the fat acceptance movement is pretty fun, it also invites a lot of "fuck women" and "fuck the liberals" posting that I don't think is really necessary here.

Unfortunately, I don't have any fat people stories to to contribute because I don't work in either healthcare or a service industry and no one I work with is more than 10 lbs overweight.
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>>41542338
THICC
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>>41542402
The last fat guy would actually just try and hide in the back away from me As much as possible- like taking an hour to find cups in the back room etc.(it was full restaurant). Management gave me a 1$/hr raise and I suddenly became responsible for everything this fatass doesn't do, so I'd have to Tell him to do something every time I saw him.
I've worked with other fat men and women who were very full of themselves and somehow thought they were attractive. Their FB profile pics were always hilarious ott MySpace angles and looked nothing like them.
One fat midget chick was hilarious because she kept on imagining that I was calling her fat out loud ( I only ever said it to myself in my head) and would constantly get butthurt over nothing
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>>41542409
just because you can't find decent women who care about their health , doesn't mean they don't exist - it just means you're not good enough to attract them lol
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>>41542314

Definitely true about shittyness being universal. However there is another factor, the fat guys on fit are usually on the /fat/ general trying to de-fat themselves. And fit, for all its problems, is generally pretty good about supporting people who are putting the effort in and not either wallowing in being obese or trying to turn it into a badge of pride.
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>>41542247
Fuck I should get a job doing this
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>tfw no ammounting of lifting will fix my stutter and inability to hold conversation

I just wanna cuddle.
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>>41540064
tits or gtfo

feminine benis or gtfo
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>>41542137
>dr, phil does not count

ooooohhhhhh, the irony
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>>41542212
You know nothing about fitness or fucking
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>>41542439
Not the anon you replied to and 'fuck women/liberals' or other /pol/ tier posting doesn't bother me one bit, but you are right - it's a different category of post. A good fph greentext blows some Tumblr screenshot out of the water every time, it just seems more in-line with the way 4chan 'should be' and less /b/-tier shitpost. Making fun of Tumblr has it's place but real-life stories (and the odd fake one) are way better. An image from elsewhere on the web doesn't have the same comedic impact as a greentext story.

Although I don't have any stories either so shitpost away
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I miss the horror stories from that Femanon who worked in that Italian restaurant. Has she posted anything recently? I always keep an eye out for more stuff but it's like she's disappeared from this board.
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>>41542247
>http://thesnugglebuddies.com/
Look at some of the pictures of female snugglers.

Fuck me, these assholes must be desperate. These "women" are all ugly or fat as fuck, or both.
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femanon here
fat ppl are hilarious and make everyobe else look thinner. they can be great friendos but no partner material, if they cant take of themselves no way they'll take care of a bf/gf
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>>41539907
guy on left is cute

guy on right looks like a pedo
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>>41540044
Loved that movie
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>>41542567
>However there is another factor, the fat guys on fit are usually on the /fat/ general trying to de-fat themselves.
You're assuming all the fatties youre hearing about are male because thats what people on /fit/ do. I literally JUST saw a fat chick posting on fit asking for advice on how to get fit. There's more females on this site than people want to think, we just dont scream VAGINA every time we post (inb4 ima grill meme). hell, id imagine a lot of fat chicks would want to hide the fact that they're fat females considering how some guys on fit have posted about them.
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>>41540243
no you're not retard

what you are is mentally ill
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>>41542743
id like to add that having a fat guys gut smack you in the forehead when trying to go down is just fucking awful- especially when that same bf at the time would claim to be in better shape than me
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>>41540243
Post your tits with your post id for proof then. Otherwise stop trying to claim to be a girl
>Fucking morons on 4chan still falling for the 'tehe im a girl' posts

Any one that uses these forums with any regularity that isnt delusional realizes 85â„…+ of 'girl' posts are deranged guys or transexuals.
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>>41541714
I dont understand this woman. Every single time i see her she looks different and it gravitates between fit as fuck or kind of chubby. Its confusing
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>>41542721
Seconding this. I loved reading that shit.
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>>41542737
>>41542247
theres a video on youtube of some guy "documenting" one of these places. I think it was in japan? one of the girl working as a "professional cuddler" was super creepy and said something akin to "I want to rip their faces off when I see a happy couple" while wearing a giant souless grin
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>>41542821
your body can change a decent amount in a short amount of time. there's the consideration that she might actually be gaining and losing around a 15lb amount on and off. there's also the consideration of how hydrated you are- being on fit i'd assume you've seen how fighters look on a normal basis vs. how they look when they dry out for a weigh in
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>>41542247
jfc who would actually pay to snuggle with this?
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>>41541591
She looks like she sweats a lot

Pretty unsettling figure tbqhwy
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>>41541591
Nigga, shes fat. Fuckable but 100% undeniably fat. Stop lying to yourself because you aren't fooling anyone else with that bullshit.

>>41541714
Maria looks good when not on her Olympic bulk.
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>>41542821
Shes in a dynamic sport that if you knew anything about Newtonian physics you would realize that she gains weight for competition because it provides a huge advantage in her sport. Even if the weight gained is all fat and no muscle.
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>>41541591
>when you have to put make-up on your legs to make it look like they have definition
baka desu senpai
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>>41541591
nah this chick is more on the hefty side. Her sie isn't the issue, it's body composition. If she was simply thick, you'd see some quad definition at the very least.
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>>41540064
LONDON
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>>41540064
please be a guy
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>>41539907
I will forever be haunted by that story of femanon and the fat dude she fucked
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>>41541427
Nobody
They think they are mind readers or some shit so when they go outside, they think all these people are thinking what she thinks they are thinking thus her delusions go to her head as she takes a selfie with that comment.
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>>41543823
Someone please repost it.
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>>41541223
>>41541427
>>41543867
Shes talking to all of Facebook which she publicly posts her fat ass to. Pic related is a response to "have you ever tried to lose weight" comment.
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>>41540409
>anime reaction image
>you think you're cooler than anyone
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>>41543978
>being this new
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>>41542528
sure thing roastie. get out cunt and dont come back
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>>41542314
>>41542439
Makes me really happy to see reasonable people on this board for once

I hate how aggressively sexist this place is, because being female actually really is relevant to my fitness/diet questions so I do actually need to mention it
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>>41542528
tits or gtfo
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>>41542314
>Lol, first off it's sex, not gender
sex and gender are the same thing you mentally ill faggot
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>>41544243
See
>>41544252
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>>41544243
post feminine benis
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>>41544243
>XY
>female
topcuck
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>>41540522
kike alert
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>>41544243
>I need to say im a girl because I want to tone without bulking

There is literally no valid reason to your claim. You just want the attention and (you)s
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>>41540522
fuck off back to the oven
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>>41540085
Youre probably that same cringe artist who was bane for halloween
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>>41541955
>>41543867
I get it, but it is just sad.
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>>41541223
God help me but i would. I would so fucking hard
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>>41544401
McFucking kill yourself.
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>>41544401
fatties smell like sour milk and onions

have fun
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>>41542137
Someone give me her email. Im autistic enough to write that paper
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>>41544338
There are biological differences between men and women that require different regimens for fitness. I swear, you guys are no different from Tumblr sometimes.

If anything, I'm just trying not to confuse you when I say I'm 130 pounds and trying to lose weight.

>all the other replies
Not giving out (you)s, but yeah that's what I'm talking about

Did you know that on other 4chan boards people meet cute gfs who share similar interests? You guys could do that, too, if you stopped being jerks for absolutely no reason.
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>>41542314
>sex not gender
Kill yourself
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>>41544435
>There are biological differences between men and women that require different regimens for fitness
wearing a dress doesn't make you a female, you mentally ill faggot
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>>41539907
Have these guys been doing Starting Strength?
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>>41544455
Sorry bro I missed the bonus captcha on /fit/ where you have to provide a blood sample to prove you have XY chromosomes

Whatever man. No sense arguing. I'm going for a run.
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>>41544435
>Did you know that on other 4chan boards people meet cute gfs who share similar interests?
Besides x and an what board is bully free?
If you can't handle a little bantz this site may not be for you.
I will say though we do get some bitter Arcanine cross posters
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>>41544482
>I'm going for a run.
tits/feminine benis or gtfo, nigger
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>>41544407
Cringe
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>>41542528
>>41542439
>>41542314
>>41542765
>>41544243
There are objectively many times more men than women that take fitness seriously. It's great that you're an exception but don't pretend that it's a coincidence that /fit/ and other fitness boards are always male-dominated while HAES bloggers are almost all women
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>>41544482
Fellow femanon here. Being asked "tits or gtfo" is the norm here, and in most boards. Best to ignore them and hope for the 1 out of 5 replies that will take you seriously.
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>>41544518
Its actually best to post tits.
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>>41544518
>attention whoring by pretending to be female on an anonymous cartoon porn imageboard
tits or gtfo you dumb cunt
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>>41544489
There's a difference between "bantz" and the actual, persistent, and surprisingly aggressive hatred of women that seems to be almost part of the culture of this board.

On /vg/, for example, there exists plenty lighthearted teasing of "gamer girls" and joking about girls being bad at video games, but over all it's not very serious, and I know plenty of couples who have met each other there in the generals of games they both play.

It's just not fun to participate in a board where everyone seems to actually hate you for something you can't control.
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>>41544539
>>41544558
See? You're either lying or a slut.
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>>41544562
>On /vg/, for example, there exists plenty lighthearted teasing of "gamer girls" and joking about girls being bad at video games, but over all it's not very serious
yes it is. women are terrible at games.

stop attention whoring your vagina and post it or gtfo
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>>41544509
Right, and I get that, but if the goal is to get people to snap out of that retarded HAES shit, is alienating its primary demographic really the right way to go?
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>>41544583
>still no tits
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>>41540522
>being this new
>>>ledit
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>>41541591

>gross and shredded with ripped abs
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>>41544587
>women are terrible at games
Hmmm off topic but I'm a woman so I can't shut up

That logic is exactly the same as that used to argue for a gender wage gap. Just because, on average, women tend to be worse then men at competitive games, doesn't mean that being a woman makes you worse at games. Just that trends like that are reflective of choices, like how more dudes choose to spend many hours a day honing their gaming skills.

Similarly, just because on average, women tend to make less money than men, doesn't mean that being a woman causes you to make less money. It's more reflective of choices. Etc.

But anyways keep on keepin on
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>>41544646
>but I'm a woman
no tits. stopped here.
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>>41544602
Yes. Fuck off
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>>41541505
Are you me
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>>41544656
Tumblr people also resort to add hominem when they can't counter an argument. Have a great day!>>41544657
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>>41544690
>add hominem

Autocorrect. *ad
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>>41544690
Don't let the door hit you, newfriend
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>>41542137
Meh, you can only stop a child from walking into traffic so many times before you give up and let nature take its course. I officially wash my hands of this.
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>>41544713
8th year on 4chan, but thanks for your concern
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>>41544738
No
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>>41544738
>8th year on 4chan
this is the hallmark of the newfag

don't bother coming back, you dumb faggot
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>>41542439
When did FPH become a echo chamber for fat females to try and virtue signal and circlejerk each other?
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>>41544780
4chan is just another male-dominated club where fat women think they can invade and get attention from the men

and they're STILL not posting tits. many such cases. sad!
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>>41542528
Since when did we ask for your opinion shaniqua?
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>>41544602
No. I agree this board has problems with women, it's the perpetual problem 4chan has of teenagers wanting to fit in so they force memes like Tits or GTFO.
But the original comment that got some panties twisted looked like it was just expressing concern that the OP image means we're starting to get male haes idiots to go with the women we already had. Then some femanons got upset because they didn't want to acknowledge that fat acceptance is usually something that only women buy into, or that as a whole men take fitness more seriously than women
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>>41544738
Then you should know that who really gives a fuck about your damn gender
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Arguing with you retards is getting boring

Unfortunately don't have any FPH content on my phone, but my boss here at work is morbidly obese and every time someone brings in food to the office, he always announces everything that he's going to eat like some creepy fucking hamplanet narrator.

"I'll just take one of these muffins, and oooooh, one of those cookies, no maybe TWO cookies mmmmhmmnnnm"
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>>41540522
back to the oven, kike
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>>41544844
My dad does that when he's really full but wants to stuff his face. it's like he has to convince himself to gorge.

"ooh, look at you! Another chicken wing? Hmm, great idea, Henry! Might just take two! Or three! Mm, looks great, bless this meal! Oop!"

i've learned to filter it out
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>>41544806
Yeah I gotcha dude, thanks for responding like an adult

>>41544834
I know

My fatal flaw is that I feel obligated to argue with people when they're being dumb
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>>41544243
>Sexist

Tumblr feminist confirmed. Go back to Tumblr and fuck off forever.
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>>41544769
Steph?
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>>41544646

What is this, a reasonable woman? LONDON
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>>41544562
Then leave. You're not wanted here. Kys.
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>>41544769
An attempt was clearly made but it's still not tits.
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What gender is this
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>go to Chipotle because I'm craving the fire shits apparently
>stuck behind some mouth breather fat blob
>literally gasping for air as it stands there in line. Struggling to stand
>Fatty's turn to order. Gets 4 burritos.
>each one with triple white rice, triple serving of black beans, double meat (sausage)
>extra extra sour cream, extra cheese, no veggies of any kind
>burritos so fucking large they each need 2 tortillas to actually close.
>gets them for here, and as I'm waiting my turn to order (fat fuck took all the rice and I had to wait for more), I hear and watch this Goliath stuff it's food down his face
>eating so much at once and so quickly that he is gasping for air. Sounds like he is swimming laps with how hard he's breathing.
>lard manages to finish all his food by the time I'm paying for my food. I was so disgusted watching this thing ear, I got my shit to go.
>As I'm leaving, I see the blob get back on line

Fatties are disgusting. I don't think it was the amount of food that got to me. It was more what the food was (enough sour cream that it was dripping all over) and the fact that this thing was eating so... desperately. As if it's life depended on getting this massive quantity of food inside itself ASAP.
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>>41544962

see,this kind of gross fat story complete with haunting mental image is what keeps me thin.
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>>41544962
A-aren't Chipotle burritos like 1000 calories as it is?

That is horrifying
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>>41541223
At the same time....that ass.
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>>41542528

No one said anything about fit girls not existing. You're in a thread about fat people whining that they're not talking about thin people. If you're going to deflect, at least put some effort into it.

Also, there's only 2 genders, no matter how much your body shape confuses those around you.
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>used to be 300lbs, 5'5''
>convinced myself that i wasnt really fat just because of what the scale said
>somehow concluded that i wasn't overweight unless i had tits
>always see pictures of fat guys with huge droopy melons and think "im not THAT bad at least"
>somehow have pretty flat chest despite stomach hanging like a flesh apron to mid-thigh
>not quite pic related
>not far off
>no tits tho
>haha...... gotchu, weight........ totally blessed genetics...... cant be fat no way.....

it's scary what you can trick yourself into thinking if you try hard enough
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>>41544243

>i don't like that the place that insults everyone all the time treated me equally and insulted me

Ask me how i know you're both ugly and a libshit
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>>41542965
Holy shit. I hadn't noticed until you said something, but you're absolutely right. Is this how the bitches do it
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>>41540522
>Enemy kike detected
This is >>>/fit/ for hot sloots, chads, and dyel incels. We are all normal, unlike you privilege spouting, cuckhold, closet racist, faggots. See we hate ourselves because our skin is fat, you hate yourself because your skin is white and because no one gave you attention or sucked your pathetic excuse for a penis
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>>41545016

A P R O N
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>>41540522
Look! 5 cents in that oven! boy i sure hope i'll get it first before anybody will have a chance to take it before me...
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>>41545001
the taco bell nutrition calculator won't let me set ingredients as triple, only "extra", so it should be more than this

>Not devouring a solid 4500kcal pre-dinner every day
not gonna make it
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>>41544962
That's the worst thing about fat fucks. They don't even eat good food. I could understand maybe if you were eating Chef Gordon Ramsay prepared grilled goose, or a 5-star chef prepared mushroom risoto. But these fat fucks just sit and suck on a can of whipped cream until it's gone, or eat plain mayonnaise. These fucking people are absolutely fucking disgusting.
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>>41544562
>Hate you for something you can't control

More like you are blaming everyone for your problems.
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>>41545073
https://youtu.be/7yyC5rFOHDU
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>>41544602
Oh god do not tell me you are the "diversity" crowd who wants a no judgement safe space zone. You are Tumblr at this point.
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Sharing my favorite comic

http://imgur.com/a/ZwMNk

>using imgur because img res is too large
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>>41544243
You literally have to follow the same cycle we do. You even have an extra appendage to help with front squats, while I had to incline bench for years to even rock a small-side b cup. Point is, bulk-lift-cut, follow the same workout routines, but with different weight distributions. Not sure how sex factors in. Standing to be corrected tho if hormonal distributions have that great an effects on te fundamental nature of the activity.
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>>41544792
Pretty much it's always the same shit Everytime.

>We need to not alienate our core audience
>Oh just this one black guy
>But mah diversity

Pretty much that is how all things fail either because Females try to guilt and use bad faulty analogies because they have nothing left.
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>>41544435

Ah there it is. The realization that she has nothing to offer except pussy. That tye purpose of saying "I'm a girl" is that some guys will respond with the hopes of getting said pussy. The "legit biological reason" stated? I dont like being called a manlet or toddler because people don't want to date them, it needs to be know I have a pussy.

Also
>Tehe the banter on 4chan is so fun, i love how everyone rags on everyone everywhere
>OMG dont make fun of girls you sexist jerks
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Oh lord, I just found this picture again.
The story:

>Live in Norway
>fun fair comes around every year around May
>pic related was refused to use one of the carousels after being told she was too heavy
>apparently the safety harness thing (what's that called?) couldn't be pulled down far enough to lock in place
>she went to the media
>the story of her "harassment" and "public embarrassment" made the news
>fair stood it's ground
I still remember her quote from the article

>"I'm used to people slinging comments at me. I'm the first to admit that I'm a couple of kilos too heavy, but this experience was really horrible. I understand that safety comes first, but there has to be a better way to do it."
>She started a blog about it (now gone)

The best part was that "The national overweight assosciation" (yes that is a thing in Norway) backed her.
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>>41544868
>thanks for responding like an adult
No problem. Now how about you show me them titties like an adult
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>>41545242
Worth mentioning that her name was Patricia. Because of course it was.
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>>41545001
Yup. A "normal" Chipotle burrito is around 1000 calories. Their tortilla alone accounts for almost 350 calories alone. This butter golem's stuff was all triple of everything and double tortilla wrapped. That's close to 800 calories in tortillas alone.

Realistically this pork sorcerer was eating close to 2k calories per burrito. It ate around 8000 calories by the time I left. And it was getting more. God only knows how much the final number was.
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>>41544455
man that article holy shit
>gamers who aren't cisgender white men often find themselves lacking characters they can rally behind
what the FUCK is this shit?? how vapid, shallow and identity-obsessed do you have to be to be unable to relate to a character unless it matches all of your most superficial, least relevant traits? i'm a
>>>>>white male
and there are fucking tons of women, POCs, whatever the fuck characters that i really like, respect and relate to, why in fuck's name do the sjws think that superficial traits like race and gender are more important than the fucking personality and actions of the character?
or is that my white cis het male privilege, that only we as a group can relate to other races cos we've never been microaggressed when checking out at whole foods or some shit
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>>41545242
>TFW I am a fatty in recovery
>51lbs gone and counting
>Took kids to disneyland in January before weight loss started, had an interesting time getting on some of those rides
>going to another theme park in July, should be down 60+ by then, can't wait to ride every coaster like a boss

I guess this is kinda a fat person story, but I don't care, I just feel good and I had to share with all my friends on the mongolian macrame image board.
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>>41545285
>pork sorcerer
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>bouncing on a weekend
>get to refuse entry to anyone really fucking fat because the manager says the "bar is full"
>the bar isn't even at max capacity, he just hates the fact that all the fatties that come in are rude as dicks


I also once had to stop a 181 kilo man from bringing in enough food to feed me for a day inside of his trousers
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>>41542137
>If you want to come at me about "how much I eat"
Love that these people think they're walking exceptions to the laws of thermodynamics.
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>>41545318
hey congrats dude, losing weight is such a great feeling
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>>41541565
kek it happens, if you have health insurance you should go to a therapist it can greatly help
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>>41545016
>used to be 203 lb 6'1 (was all fat so I looked like shit)
>dropped to 140 lb looking lean as fuck, still think I'm fat

BDD is a bitch, took like all my friends telling me before I realised.
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>>41544962
>this thing was eating so... desperately.
They're addicts.
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>>41540064
You forgot to say no homo
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>>41539907
Please know i encourage boogie to eat more because i want him to die already.
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>>41545652
Thats not boogie
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>>41544562
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>>41544962
Chipotle is god tier bulk food. I miss LA
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>>41544962
Man i really miss the blatantly manufactured FPS. Used to be great ones every thread
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>>41544435
you fucked up by expecting people to be helpful on 4chan
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>>41545101
Richfag here. Shit like that is vastly overrated. I had a $100 pizza once and honestly id rather habe a red baron. You can get some amazing dishes yes but price =/= taste and its hardly ever worth the price difference. Prople only go to those places because they wont have to deal with the poor or browns. Hell my dad (great shape for 60 btw) goes thru fast food drive thrus 3 or 4 times a month. Never inside tho
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>>41544243

Accusing people of sexism is exceptionally rude and you should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>41544408
How do male pornstars eat out BBWs? Are they just that degenerate?
>>41541223
Would fucking bury in mount cottage cheese, then cry in the shower trying to get the stink off
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>>41544962
>fattie eats 4 double-size burritos before you finish ordering
>things that happened

>>41545895
>How do male pornstars eat out BBWs? Are they just that degenerate?
money. fetishes. etc.
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>>41545907
Recovering fatty here

Almost certainly fake but don't underestimate how fast a fat can eat
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>>41545936
Its fake. I worked at chipotle you cant use two tortillas. If it spills it spills man
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>>41545936
>4 double-size burritos eaten in one minute each
yeah, nah
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>>41544602
anyone who cant see for themselves that it's not healthy to be a HAES category 300+ lbs lardass is a lost cause, desu
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>>41542828
The doc was pretty good though. That little bit bitter commentary was just a cherry on top of how shit social interactions are in Japan right now
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My sister likes to write me letters. This is her latest one with entitled fats in public.
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>>41540064
L O N D O N
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>>41546074
I wish my sisters cared about interaction with me.

ur a lucky boy
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>>41542314
>Sex not gender

I have heard this one before in real life, and it is fucking unbelievable.

>Sex
>Sexual orientation
>Literally means who you have sex with.

>Gender
>Genesis; Beginning, From Birth, Origin
>Literally what you are born with.

Why the fuck do you nitty cunts have to get this shit the wrong way round?

Do you neeky sneeks get off on defying logic?
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>>41544844
Your boss is Homer Simpson?
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>>41546120
>another fatshit straining the healthcare system
just let them die. don't waste resources on them.
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>>41545131
She sounds like the opposite of Tumblr. She wants /fit/ to help fat girls become fit. I support that
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>>41542137
name fifteen (15) peer reviewed papers in which this happens
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>>41546096

Sex is your anatomy and gender is your role you dumb nig nog
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>>41546159
I hope this is bait.
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>>41545122
I know that it is partly satire, but why though.
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>>41546159
fuck off you mentally ill faggot
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>>41546187

chill it's not like i'm saying I support the gender fluidity BS but if you're going to criticize those people you might as well know what you're talking about

sex is not sexual orientation. sex is anaotmy based it's male/female aka XY/XX penis/vagina etc. that's why you can have "intersex" people who have fucked up genitals or chromosomes at birth

gender is man/woman and the respective roles in society of provider/caretaker
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>>41546159
THEY ARE THE SAME THING AND THERE IS ONLY 2 FUCK OFF AND KYS GODLESS LIBTARD
>muh trans
Sick twisted faggits
>muh hermanphrodites
Outliers dont count faggot
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>>41546218

You are so retarded, I even added definitions and word origins in >>41546096
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>>41540256
>tfw you have more than one pic of willem Dafoe saved in a folder somewhere
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>>41546159
Sex is your chromosomes. Gender is a synonym for sex.

t. science
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>>41542137
>Then you also need to provide at least 36 examples of thin people eating the same amounts/foods, and write a 10 page paper on why you don't attack them.
It would just be ten pages saying "there are no thin people who eat as much as you, that's why you're such a fat ass"
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>>41546231

kek I literally said there are only two here >>41546218

don't be so TRIGGERED you nigger

>>41546235

bruh sex is not sexual orientation like are you seriously this retarded?

>sex: noun
1.
either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions.

>gender: noun
1.
either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated by SOCIAL AND CULTURAL ROLES and behavior:
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>>41546068
could you share the link?
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>>41544314
>image of a hospitalised male victim of third wave feminism, circa 2016
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>>41546311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4
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Did I do good guys?
Hamplanet blocked me and commented on like 10 of my pictures that im an asshole

Also I commented on that post >>41541223
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>>41546501

>using Facebook
>using mehmeh arrows and golden lel on Facebook

you should castrate yourself then kys
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>>41546518
I thought I was fighting obesity :(
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>>41546501
>>41546533
maybe you're new here but it's generally not a good idea to cross the streams between 4chan and social media t b q h f a m
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>>41546501

>how to look like autist volume 1
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>>41545669
>I miss LA

WTF? Chipotle is almost as common as McDonald's across the US.
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>>41545907
>>41545936
>>41545969
The beast ate it's burritos in about 15 minutes. It had pretty much cleared out the white rice after ordering, and I guess they didn't have a backup prepared. So I ended up standing off to the side for about 10 min or so.
>>41545949
It had nothing to do with spilling. It had to do with splitting. The Chipotle by me either re-wraps your burrito in a new tortilla if it splits, or they just double wrap it if they're in a rush.

All these people ITT calling fake never truly saw a fatty. I don't mean someone overweight. I mean a big, ugly, fat and angry looking motherfucker. Northern jersey isn't as bad as say down south, but when you do see one, holy hell they're usually a doozy.
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>>41542598
My boyfriend has a prominent stutter and I love him to pieces.
You're gonna make it, keep going.

On topic
>be the one petite girl in herd of designated ugly fat friends
>work hard in college, get two graduate STEM degrees
>one friend drops out literally two weeks into her first semester
>other friend (friends sister) wants to be a vet,switched major to communications because classes were "too hard", currently failing community college fluff classes
> third friend had parents buy her way into school, didn't get in otherwise. Chooses music education. Currently the most successful of the whales because she has to do pretty much nothing.
I drifted away from them as I got farther in college and they became more and more irresponsible. This would be the end of the story, if not for the reckoning:
>sibling friends' dad suddenly dies of cancer connected to his beetus, from being morbidly obese
>sibling friends' mom has pulmonary embolism shortly after, survived somehow but now waddles in and out of the ER every month or so. On government insurance. Probably won't last much longer
>Just found out third friend's mom just died due to complications from being morbidly obese
>Friends have not taken the hint, have now upgraded to fruity cocktails with their massive amounts of food because they're of age.
For the love of god, please don't be fat
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>>41546270
>Using American post-modernist meme dictionaries

>Being an educated human being worth listening to

Pick one.
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>>41546654
Fellow north Jersey bro here. I believe it. The chipotle near me also double wraps burritos if they split.

South Jersey belongs below the Mason-Dixon line.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/cremation-overly-obese-body-fiery-accident-article-1.3113630
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>>41546768
What's up NJ bro? What exit? I live by 16W. Work by 8A. And while I agree about southern Jersey, that would make us lose what makes us known as the "Garden State". What would Jersey be known for then? Garbage dump scented air? Having 4 of the top 50 US cities with high crime rate?

Cheese fries and diners?
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>>41542137

Can you imagine what would happen if you were autistic to actually do this and present it to her? I bet she would go home and make the noose.
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>>41546068
I remember that video from a while ago. It's part of why I fucking despise modern Japanese culture. It's so based around pure sex and not getting married because "you don't wanna settle down :(" and basically betraying your race. At least whites will hopefully outnumber this filth in the future, we need to continue the nuclear family or else we're fucked and will become as low-class and degenerate as Japan is now with their society of beta males and useless women
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>>41546138
>mfw my exact response
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>>41546173
i want those gains
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>"fuck thin people obesity is prefectly healthy and positive"
>"except for...you know, I need them around to wipe my own ass"
someone explain this.
how you need others to survive on even the most basic tasks and still think there's nothing wrong
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>>41547271
>Said the guy who
>eats only food grown, picked, processed and shipped by others
>Drinks only water purified and transported by others
>Depends on machines built by others that run on energy mined, processed, refined and delivered by others
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>>41544646
protip: women overall make less money because they provide less overall value to their employer

>~90% of CS grads, IT progessionals and engineers are men
>~90% of gender studies grads, sociologists and professional privilege checkers are women

one group is gonna make mad money, the other is going to eternally whine about not making mad money
guess which is which

not even getting into more broad and general stuff like average sick days, willingness to work odd hours and overtime, risk of pregnancy,
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>>41539907
To be better cuddlers, they'd have to be able to wrap their arms around the girl in the first place, which they can't, due to their protruding guts.
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>>41547311
>division of labor exists
>therefor being a 700 pound lardass who can't even walk is fine

great argument lmao
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>>41546688
Alcohol can really kill a diet it's how I gained weight.
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The thing about most fat guys is that they don't need that HAES/fat acceptance/fat denial bullshit. They understand what they bring to the table aesthetically (nothing) and they don't expect anyone to praise their bodies. That's why charismatic fat guys will often talk about compensating for being fat by being funny and boisterous.

None of that "being fat is manly and sexy too!!" Why? Because most men are willing to accept the standard of beauty where it is and acknowledge when they don't reach it, whereas women try to tear the standard down before acknowledging their personal failures.
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>>41547311
>implying that's even remotely the same thing
wew. but sure let's play along
throw me and a 600lb person into the wild and I can at least STAND, hunt, climb, scout, build, run, hide, and wipe my own ass
if being able to fucking sit-up depends entirely on someone's aid, you have a problem.
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>>41544428
I don't see an email address on her tumblr, but there's always pardonmewhileipanic.tumblr.com/ask
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>>41540544
I remember that thread
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>>41547026
Youre a faggot and that picture is fucking retarded
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>>41545528
>feed me for a day inside of his trousers
Anon, why do you want to spend a day inside his trousers?
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Ive got a story:
>being grocery shoping
>on my way to the cashier
>theres a large box with sweets
>I gaze upon the hero of the story: an obese old (er) man
>His upper body more or less disappears in the box, his rotund belly rests on its edge
>he shovels mountains of sweets out of his way like a pig digging for truffles
>from time to time he arises out of the colorful abyss to check his surroundings and the label on his newest prize only to throw it back onto the mound with a disappointed look on his face
>His eyes have an obsessive almost frenzied look to them
>a few seconds later he descends back into the box filled with diabetes
>As I left I glanced back and could still see him digging, searching for his percious

For me, since Im overweight myself, this was food for thought. Ive become determined to lose my weight, get fit and establish healthy habits if only for the sake of never being in such a sorry state. This filled me with sadness, pity and terror that most of you probably cant fully understand. If you ever feel disgusted by fat people please also considere that they are addicts. Fuck the fat-acceptance movement though, these people are toxic in the truest sense without even realizing it. They are actively holding people back on the road to salvation because they dont want their frail egos to be hurt.
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>>41547337
>professional privilege checkers
Due how america is going, Im honestly not sure it this is a real profession over there
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>>41547910
Everybody needs a wake up call sometimes friend. I got faith you'll make it.
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>>41547382
I know mate, they're on the fast track now. Monday night we had a video game night (only were there together because of mutual friends) and they left in between to go buy a piñata to fill with nips.
On a Monday.
Just because they don't have a real job doesn't mean my ass is going to engage in their stupid bullshit

Work related fps
>work on Software Engineering research team
>because company is weird, the people in the cubicles next to me are...not engineering
>the woman in the cubicle next to me
>waddles into work, panting
>actually, she's panting whenever she gets up
>spends the majority of the time talking on the phone about family drama
>I don't know what she does other than breathe heavily
>>
>>41541223
She's fit, I'd smash her
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>>41545666
is this real for real, mr satan
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>>41546120
I only wish I could have enough hip flexibility to let me do the perfect splits like superxlchubboy
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>>41548143
I heard that at least one college was actually getting them
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>>41548326
>he didn't help her swim back to her natural habitat
Monster. This is clearly animal abuse, someone call the Humane society or something
>>
>>41548441
I don't remember the reason why, but you're not supposed to help a beached animal back to sea. I remember Steve Irwin talking about it on his show.
>>
>>41544243
Jesus christ, I'm a femanon, and while yes. Sex is important when asking fitness questions, there's no fucking need for it in a damn FPH/FPS thread.

You literally just wrote an entire post going
>"Ommgggg guysss you are soo cool because im like totz a gurl its so nice to nicer people here"

Fuck off and
>>41542314
Is wrong as they can fucking be, the overwhelming majority of people who follow the HAES movement are women.
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>>41544243
fuck this place is becoming reddit
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>>41540085
You'd both look like tools.
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>>41540438
Yeah the autism really shines through.
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>>41542965
Well shit, I had to look again when you mentioned it.
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>>41544258
He couldn't even bother to tuck it back.
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>>41548326
Holy fuck
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>>41548618
>Well shit, I had to look again when you mentioned it.
>>
>>41544958
Serialkiller-kin
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>>41544455
>deal with it
>has to preemptively dismiss the criticism his retarded article is going to receive
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>>41540239
lol you think the fatty's cute
>>
>>41548549
>Im a femanon
Still attention whoring, but Ill accept this post as is. Bitches should take note from your example.
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>>41545242
pure viking blood in her
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>>41546648
To be fair, I live in Upstate SC and have never seen or been to one.
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>>41549017
Look harder. Not sure why some are tiny dots instead of the large icons, but there are a lot.
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>>41540522
How can I be a nazi when I'm richer than a Jewish banker?

>tfw ethereum went up steady today
>tfw mad your salary in the last two weeks
>>
>>41544562
I don't hate you for being a woman, but videogames are literally a children's hobby.

If you want to be an adult give them up
>>
>>41549076
>Two in the entire region

...So why is it so hard to believe.
>>
>>41546074
Your cunt sister should learn to write horizontally.
>>
>>41542338
She is fat, but id fuck
>>
>>41545636
Hello Mr. Skeletal
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>>41545949
Fuck you're wrong. I've had double wrapped burritos plenty of time from chipotle.
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>>41542757
How?
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>>41544243
Has anyone said kys yet? kys :^)
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>>41544243
>going out of your way to say you're female.

Cancerous redditers need to leave.
Enjoy your (you) that you so desperately need.
>>
>>41546159
theyl get it eventually. Ive gone from r9k to fit to pol to fit to normie. I came on here for a few lols since my gf went to sleep. These threads are usually pretty good but good lord theres a lot of people crying shit they were taught to each other.

They feel so fucking threatened when you say anything that relates to feminism culture even if it has some truth to it. "muh jews" lmao

Dont worry you guys will grow out of racism and sillyness eventually. Not that im saying theyre arent super jews in charge but theyre not as strong as you think and if they are? who the fuck cares? LOL

boy do i love squats and also fat people haha amairite. (thread relevance)
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>>41544962
Kek I used to do this shit before I started my cut. I'd eat 4000-4500 calories a day just to maintain
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>>41548326
first thing that comes to mind:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>41544979
What in damnfuckingnation were mice doing in her folds?
>>
>big fat fucking woman in my building walks this tinyass dog down the hallway of the apartments like thats actual exercise
>lets it shit on the floor freely
>start working out and getting good cardio in by walking daily about a year ago
>she asks me to walk HER dog for her so she doesn't have to be hassled about it
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>>41550142
mad.

short but effective
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>>41544455
She looks like a fucking disney villain
>>
>>41548618
>>41544258
I mean why wear a skirt if you are not going commando with it?
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>>41544455
Googling the authors brought me to a new low. Did actually oppressed minority groups like blacks and Hispanics cry and demand others represent them? No, they created their own art and culture.
>>
>>41546501
Facebook is plain shit, but have a (you) for the effort, people like her wont change for the better unless they are socially shamed
I assure you that if she had to deal with 500 comments on every picture calling her a disgusting hambeast by the third picture she woud learn how to start cutting, one way or another
>>
>>41550541
>she would learn to start cutting
He wrists, possibly
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>>41550575
That's the joke fuckwit.
>>
>>41550516
what timeline are you in Brosif?
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>>41550378
>Ruber

>Disney

OGRE'S BUTT
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>>41545016
I used to be round like the bolder from indiana jones but it never occured to me that i was actually that fat. Seems to work both ways though cause apparently after loosing a good ammount of weight it was noticable but i couldnt see it.
>>
>>41550627
Have you heard of Jazz and it's various musical offshoots? Also, there's an interesting Chicano art collection opening up by where I live. None of which were created by bitching at white people enough to force them to make it for them.
If trans want their own art and culture, they have to make it themselves instead of being lazy shits who demand it's done for them
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>>41540522
K I K E
>>
>>41544482
>>41544518
Stinks like fish in here. Close your fat thighs, cunts.
>>
>>41544769
>those attention seeking 'cuts'
Do it right and finish the job or don't do it at all you pathetic cunt.

Congrats on branding yourself for life as a attention seeking unstable loser with zero value to ANYONE. Better get used to being alone cunt.
>>
>>41549953
>I have a gf
>If I say it's a worthwhile perspective to both see gender as socially constructed roles and simultaneously act as if those roles are important, then it must be
>because I have a gf

We all know how to humor people IRL, anon.

Narratives soaking in narcissism aren't any less bullshit than those full of autistic screeching. They just play better to normies.
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>>41544806
Were not all teenagers. We just hate attention seeking whores.

No one cares about you, post your tits or gtfo.

c u n t
>>
>>41548326
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why do fat fucks think a haircut and tattoos will make people ignore their giant flabby man tits??

Also, those lines....
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>>41542310
>:ok_hand:
gtfo you cancerous shit fucker
>>
>>41544792
>men
fedoras and neckbeards aren't people
>>
>>41544958
this creature has transcended gender, transcended even mankind
>>
>>41546501
Lol that was funny you called her a toddler. She certainly acts like one.
>>
>>41546074
Kek saved. Post more if you have any
>>
Anyone who sees the attention whoring posts from leddit just ignore and report them. Do not give them the attention that they want. Especially when it's one user with schizophrenia replying to himself.
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>>41542137
Even if someone did this bullshit, she would still deny it and keep wasting herself away.
>>
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>Imagine how cheap our healthcare could have been if not for these fat fucks
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>>41552315
The irony is I think fat people should pay more for health care honestly.
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>>41539907
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