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Fraud edition
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NO SOURCE TALK
>>41512315
>NO SOURCE TALK
The most controversial site on the internet!
wimps
good canadian source when
>>41512333
>Controversy means you can do illegal things
No.
>>41512344
there is a new one thats US domestic + CA with a reship policy.
unverified tho.
>>41512359
Unverified is best.
Will Test increase your heart rate?
>>41512359
yeah the one that is 99% chance a scam
tons of inactive accounts start posting for the first time in months vouching for the source back from when they were "small and private"
>>41512379
It did for me. At one point I was at 90 bpm resting
>>41512379
ephedrine raises it much more
>>41512359
I saw that one but yeah the inactive accounts out of nowhere made it seem like a scam to me
>>41512315
> NO SOURCE TALK
or fucking what you dumbass dickbag
So how do you prepare hcg? Everything i see it comes in powder. Do you have to add water or something to inject or eat it or what
>>41512402
Hahahahaha fucking weak, I'm just eatinf breakfast.
Fucking beatlets.
>this is actually horrfying for me
If I'm starting out at 6'3 142 lbs and I'm gonna hop on 500mg of Test E for 16 weeks, what would be a good diet to get up to 180 lbs as quick as possible? Also, what would be a good program to get aesthetic as fuck?
>>41512439
just wait until the tren actually kicks in for real in a few days
can I have your anime figurines when u die?
>>41512439
Mirin heart gains
You should get on some meds other than tren
>>41512448
I'm 6'3" 180 and still DYEL, aim higher my spooky skeleton friend.
>>41512439
>HITT breakfast
>>41512448
Steroids are useless if you can't even lift the bar which I doubt you can. Go to the gym for 6 months and eat 3k calories a day at least then maybe consider running a cycle.
>>41512448
SPOOKY
>>41512483
at 6'3 you'd need a little more than that. I had to bulk at 3k @ 6ft 132lbs.
>>41512448
is this final proof that "abs are made in the kitchen" is a meme? working out abs is clearly at least equally important or else holocaust survivors would all have 6 packs.
help
im on week 4 of
250 test-e EW
400 tren-e EW
like 5 minutes ago my dick stopped working, i had a shittime trying to maintain an erection and even harder time trying to cum
is it the estrogen or prolactin?
>>41512437
You mix it with bacteriostatic water and inject it
My anavar is giving me some serious heartburn, is it because I take it on an empty stomach or what?
>>41512521
hes skinnyfat, low weight, low muscles but more fat.
>>41512556
>skinnyfat
lol dude he's clearly under 15% bf that's not skinnyfat just skinny and no muscles
>>41512579
>just skinny and no muscles
thats literally skinnyfat. his fat is higher in proportion to his muscles.
I got a dumb question
Is the tip of the thing I circled 1ml on this syringe or is it below that?
Total noob here. Can a nice cycle be had for under $400? I've been lifting for years but I'm a fat fuck and could use the extra push.
>>41512437
Powder is in a bottle, you draw up sterile water , depending on how much cc and what concentration you want to prepare and inject it in the bottle, stir a bit should immediately dissolve completely. Then use a syringe to draw up a measured amount of now dissolved hcg and inject subc.
>>41512649
Its at 1
>>41512605
"no"
>>41512653
shouldnt roid while being fat.
>>41512579
>>41512521
his bodyfat is still above 12%
>>41512694
Sick thanks man
>>41512349
>using steroids to be this beta
lmao
>>41512542
Why don't you eat something and see for yourself honey? A cursory search reveals yes, it does, split it with food.
>>41512653
Fat people shouldn't be on steroids. If you can't lose weight before starting a cycle you'll only end ip looking like shit anyway as well as putting your health at risk (especially so because you are fat)
>>41512653
Loose the fat first unless you want real boobs with your man boobs.
Cant really do a cheap cycle because your going to need more food/sups and all the extra shit needles, swabs ect
>>41512702
That's low for everyone who isn't a bodybuilder preparing for a show, 8% is stage ready.
>>41512712
I RAPED HER
I MURDERED HER
I KILLED HER CHILDREN
*gouges our your eyes*
>>41512725
ok but his abs would show if he cut further (not saying that it should be done ofc)
>>41512741
>tfw stuck as a 6'3" manlet
>will never be a 7ft monster
how much bleach do I need to drink to die painlessly
>>41512747
My abs show at 15%
>>41512712
>he thinks AAS are for cosmetic purposes
>>41512752
I did a shot of bleach in college as a dare and I'm still alive so more than that. Burned like hell going down though.
>>41512579
>>41512605
>>41512702
>>41512725
>>41512747
>>41512767
How would I measure bodyfat?
>>41512783
>I did a shot of bleach in college as a dare
what is wrong with amerisharts
>>41512448
dont listen to the gatekeeper fags go on cycle if you want.
>>41512678
Can you inject both test and hcg at the same time, or two separate injections
>>41512791
use an open flame on the middle of the ring finger, hold it for a minute, if it burns with an orange flame ~15% red ~10% blue ~20% green >30%
If I'm on a TRT dose of test what's a good starting dose for aromasin if I add 50mg dbol ED
I have high SHBG so my estrogen is on the lower end
>>41512706
>>41512694
no are you fucking retarded
its the rubberplunger that is the measurement, in that pic it looks like its at 1,5
Redpill me on cycle vs blast and cruise
I feel like since I'm low test anyway I should just blast and cruise and just self medicate myself like a TRT patient. Do I need nolva or clomid still though? Since I'll never be coming off?
I'd still keep aromasin on hand incase of gyno
>>41512876
blast and cruise is for when cycles are working for you anymore, they aren't for beginners
>>41512894
Okay
So for my first cycle I was just gonna do 500mg test e/week (1st and 4th day injections) then PCT with Nolvadex 100mg day 1, 60mg days 2-11, 40mg days 12-21
I should still have Aromasin on hand right?
>>41512439
Mirin that atherosclerosis
>>41512835
6mg asin ED up to 12.5mg if needed. I find ED dosing more effective than higher dosing E2D or E3D. I take my asin with fats.
>>41512448
Test won't make you gain weight faster if you don't eat, it will help more of it be muscle though. You need to eat more
>>41512975
>what would be a good diet to get up to 180 lbs as quick as possible
>>41513010
>food
Seriously just eat food. Anything will do as long as its 100% what it should be.
>chicken, rice, oats, broccoli, etc
>>41512315
Skelly here.
I am tempted to jump on test only because I have access to medical grade gear.
I don't even need it, I should just try harder and be more consistent with lifts but the though of the possibility and how simple it would be drives me insane.
>>41512791
pls, no spooks
>>41513024
>because i have acces to medical grade gear
what kind of access are we talking here?
>>41512791
shoo shoo
>>41513071
work related, completely legal access
fells like cheating though, especially since the limit on how much could be achieved just by regular lifting is years away
>>41513022
Would it be better to get 5000 clean calories a day instead of eating dirty high calorie shit like mac n cheese, bagels + cream cheese, and mass gainer shakes? Or are mass gainer powders ok? Cause I don't want to balloon up, I'd like to get rid of the fat off my face
>>41513109
so stealing?
Whats a good Melanotan 2 dosage, where should I inject, how often, and what type of needles should I use?
>>41513129
I'm a physician in a country where pro auctore prescriptions are not frowned upon.
So no. I would just get some weird looks in a pharmacy.
I feel like I've got a really fat ass - reckon that'll cause trouble pinning my glutes?
>>41513154
DO IT FGT
where are you from?
Anyone here use tanning beds that knows how to stop racoon eyes?
>>41513164
Bollan.
I don't know shit about test supplementation apart from the basics, and the only friend working in endocrinology lifts. So he will know for sure that I'm not consulting a patient since he knows I just started getting serious about gaining some muscle.
life is hard
>>41513189
almost as if the internet doesn't exist
>>41513167
what?
>>41513189
where the fuck is bollan.
What is in your opinion the best lifting program for somebody on the juice for mass?
>>41513268
Modified PHAT program setup to your needs seemed pretty rad. Also eating a bunch.
>>41513211
Yeah, well studies and textbooks aside still it would feel safer to consult a friend who's job is to treat both chads that geared too much and guys with actual test deficiency before starting a cycle.
>>41513216
Poland. Sorry.
>>41513274
thx
what to you mean by modified?
>>41513268
phat if really experienced.
Otherwise get a 3 day split twice per week or a 2 day three times, that's hard as fuck though.
>>41513275
i'd do it.
also sell that shit to me.
>>41513317
befriend your neighborhood physician, get him addicted to lifting and profit
>>41513010
Food. Make sure you're eating healthy fats too. One mistake I made was to avoid as much fat intake as possible when I was younger.
>>41513343
i already have a prescription because of trt, but that shit is literally more expensive than UGL.
But imagine cheap poland pharma test? gold.
>>41513422
how much are you paying?
All a prescription is good for is to legally take your watson vial filled with ugl test into other countries.
>>41513444
around 29,95-35 euro.
depends on where i go to. local pharmacy is more expensive, the one in the city is cheaper.
>>41513215
I asked if anyone here uses tanning beds, and if they do, do they know how to stop getting racoon eyes because of the eye protection.
Hey guys, 22 years old here and 6'6". Started an hgh cycle because I wanted to grow taller. Currently doing 30iu/day of yellow tops. My hands and my forehead feel a little numb, is this normal for a cycle? How much height can I expect to gain if I keep this up until I'm 25?
>>41513474
for 1 amp?
That is insane, I can get test straight from a german or an austrian pharmacy for 8-9€ and I consider that the expensive end.
>>41513498
10x1ml ampules.
>>41513491
Why the fuck would you use tanning beds? Just take Melanotan 2, tan for 30 minutes outside for a week, and you'll look like a Mexican, even if you're starting from pasty white.
>>41513498
that's not bad at all then.
Most ulabs are around that price. To get it any cheaper you would have to go to egypt or something. They used to sell amps for 80 cents there, not sure about prices now.
>>41513532
do that and you will have stupid tanlines. and a white butt.
no thanks jeff
>>41513493
This is b8 right? You're mocking me for always posting about being a 6'3" manlet?
>>41513493
from 30 iu, if they were even 50% legit, you would be in pain and unable to sleep 24/7.
Tired but unable to stay asleep.
get nords, genos, or stay a manlet.
>>41513555
>do that and you will have stupid tanlines. and a white butt.
Don't you have to wear underwear in tanning beds?
>>41513590
>get nords, genos,
What's that?
>>41513594
No that's the whole point
I have a bunch of MT2 and I'm not using it rn because laying out on my balcony naked for 15 minutes each side feels awful
Just gonna pay $25 for a tanning salon membership for a month and go for two weeks
Tan lines ruin a tan
>>41513594
not sure, I clean them and go in naked.
>>41513602
genotropin or norditropin brand hgh. Real ones from an actual pharmacy.
no hcg, ghrp/ghrh in there, just real gh.
>>41513613
I remember that one pic of you with the crazy tank top tanlines, looked so funny.
>>41512452
>anime figurines
I do not commit idoltry
>>41512459
Probably. Doc has never brought it up before so I'm not sure if it's a condition I have recently developed or the tren is working fast. I don't feel different.
>>41512708
Using steroids and not being caught is redpill.
>>41513613
>>41513613
>laying out on my balcony naked for 15 minutes each side feels awful
Why?
>Tan lines ruin a tan
Couldn't you just lay outside shirtless in shorts with the bottom part pulled up as high as you can get them and the top part as low as you can get them, to minimize tan lines?
>>41513629
Yellow top is fake?
>>41513764
you neve know, get a bloodtest.
costs 80-100 bucks and you know how legit your gh for 3000 bucks is. Really worth it.
>>41513752
white ass looks really fucking stupid.
and my gfs string does not fit me, so how would I go about that?
>>41513752
I just don't like the feeling and get really bored desu. very poor attention span, want to be doing shit all the time.
Tanning bed is 7-10 minutes and I'm done
Is anyone here on TRT? What has your experience been like?
>>41513792
Couldn't you just tape a washcloth over your dick and balls?
>>41513807
What's your best advice to someone trying to homebrew on a budget (200-300$ equipment)?Also what would you have done different if you had the chance to start from scratch again?
>>41513964
if you actually get prescribed test and are low test then its basically a new life.
that shit changed my life.
>>41514428
4 more weeks of clomid meme before TRT changes my life I'm excited
>>41514561
4 more weeks before you get denied test for using var lmao
Why are all English people narrow shouldered cucks? Is it something in the water?
>>41513532
>Implying I don't live in the UK and there's pretty much no sun
>>41514741
Stop perpetuating the var suppression meme
>>41514820
>he gets his gear advice from weird 50 yo fucks on steroidology
>>41512437
>>41512537
>>41512678
Same as hgh desu. This is what got Brian Cushing popped, pretty standard for NFL players to use hgh with test for better recovery and someone sold him hcg relabeled as hgh.
Currently stacking 500mg Test E, Anavar 90-100mg, and next week gonna do three weeks of 25mg of Superdrol.
This cutting cycle is gonna be BANANAS
Wish me luck bros
anybody interested in the text of undercover ifbb pro? I have it saved from years ago on another forum and though /fraud/ would like it
if you want it, you want it here in greentext or on pastebin or something?
>>41514906
Hells yeah, dude. Whichever medium is convenient for you.
>>41514893
>Anavar 90-100mg
>>41514893
>not bulking on sdrol
>>41514995
Mate step up. I'm an actual trip now
>>41514893
>being below natty limit
>doing "cutting cycle"
why are people so fucking retarded
>>41515030
You're fat, so idk if you can really speak on cutting at all lmao
>>41515042
guess not, have fun paying money to try to lose weight and make minimal gains
>anavar
lol
>>41515051
Actually I'm not him and I agree cutting on large amounts of gear is retarded.
You're just equally stupid in general.
>>41515077
ad hominem
funny you replied just to insult me then get btfo and are sitting here without posting any pics
keep typing lil homo
>>41515051
>>41514995
All I'm doing is finishing up my cut I started natty before the Test E fully kicks in (around week 5, I'm coming up on week 3)
From there I'm slowly bumping up my cals to a bulk and hoping I can be festival ready for Paradiso to bang some qt rave sloots. Afterwards it's gonna be a bulk for the rest of the 8 weeks
Is that a retarded idea? I'm open to ideas, I'm currently sitting at 14% bodyfat
>>41515097
Nah not btfo you're still chunky when you're chem lean you're cool you've seen me tho so w/e
>>41514935
>>41514906
Here it is. The Undercover IFBB Pro talking straight about /fraud/.
>>41515027
Stop samefagging me
>>41515167
post pics or tell me name pussy
lmao I may be chunky but I'm still hitting all my numbers with the same LBM after not lifting for 2 years chem faggot, and i'm still stronger and bigger than u
>>41515152
get as lean as you can before cycle then cycle and bulk, cutting cycle is stupid unless above natty limit, that simple
Does anyone have information that could help me find pharmacies that sell quality gear and meds when I go to Thailand? I want to do a drug cycle while there and take advantage of the supposed availability of gear without Rx.
Preferably in Bangkok desu. Also will need blood pressure meds and stuff like aromasin etc. I can just bring the gear with me but I'd rather not risk getting held up at customs on either end.
>>41515186
Well I'm already in cycle lmao. I'll start bumping into a bulk on week 4-5 of Test E then and bulk hard on Superdrol.
Thanks man
>>41515205
glhf
>>41515152
the culture of juicing for festival gains is pathetic desu
I understand it but hopefully you'll soon realize it's pretty fuckin strange to take drugs to fuck sluts at a music festival
so how hot is too hot in regards to DNP? just asking to see if i should expect death right now
>>41515251
how is that strange lol
>>41515255
generally you should never be above about 103 degrees fahrenheit, dnp or not. that's what you're into overheating and dying territory.
>>41515251
Not any stranger than getting a high paying job to fuck bottle service girls
>>41515186
You're angrily defending your obviously decent physique on 4chan. Relax guy.
>>41515329
>you've seen me tho so w/e
You're obviously avoiding posting your obviously underwhelming physique on 4chan. keep typing tho I'm sure it will work out in the end.
Pussy
>>41515171
Interesting read, man. Thanks.
>>41515329
the whole lol look how financially irresponsible i can afford to be, i just spent 20k on 4 bottles of booze like the nogs on tv culture is pretty fucking gay m8
>>41515329
Yeah and that's also an empty pathetic reason d'être
Imagine how much of a piece of shit you must be to base a whole career or reason for killing yourself in the gym on meaningless sluts
I'd just like this sort of behaviour to be recognized and called out for what it is
There is so much potential for positive personal growth in fitness and the discipline that is required to excel that it's a shame to waste your potential on dumb whores
>>41515178
Kek post all your ANZUs and Tomoris.
>>41515255
37.5 - 38.3 celcius is fever (depending on your average) and you don't want to really go past that. 40 degrees plus you're at risk of stroke.
>>41515362
I'm not disagreeing; you just said it was strange. It's obviously not, it's fairly common it's just damaging and a waste.
>>41515370
>>41515301
okay thanks i was just worrying unnecessarily. i'm running slightly above normal but nothing extreme.
>>41515376
I think something common can be strange but i guess it's just part of modern mating rituals
>>41515400
holy fuck you unironically wear a fedora don't you?
>>41515251
It's really more for me to finally be comfortable taking my shirt off in public setting.
But I'm sort of getting to that point where I'm thinking about saying "fuck abs" and just powerbulk.
But I have to finish what I started. I never had visible abs in my life, so maybe this can be good for me
>>41515400
Hmmm no. Pussy is a resource that needs high amounts of other resources to attract. Makes sense that investment in the gym or a good job (dominate, capacity to provide) would be ideal.
These aren't new.
>>41515427
That's great then, good luck in reaching your goals!
>>41515445
Not sure if sarcastic or not, but I'll take it
Hey btw didn't Bimbo do a cut on 500mg Test E and still made gains?
>>41515460
bimbo is a frauding 6'1" manlet who pretends to be 6'5" and every time you point out his flaws he says the picture was "6 months and 25 lbs ago" even if he uploaded it to instagram yesterday
also he gets POZZED in the ass for money
>>41515460
No sarcasm. But I will say 100mgof Anavar is a little hardcore
It will have a severe negative impact on yur
Cholesterol
>>41512448
you look like a class 2 spartan post augmentation, with the elongated reconfigured limbs
eating food and lifting weights will probably serve you best but if you want to really bulk up i suggest 1cc of sodium thiopental, pancuronium bromide, and potassium chloride in one injection, then cycle if you need.
>>41515485
Yeah, I figured as much. But I'm not too worried desu, even though that's probably a bad thing...
I did order some N2Guard as liver support for when I run var and sdrol together tho to spare my liver a little bit.
Heavy weights and low reps or lighter weight and high reps for SIZE?
I've always done sort of in the middle, 3-4 sets of 8-10 reps. While on cycle do you prefer one or the other?
>>41515500
I like doing both
Starting off with the heaviest weight I can do for 3-5 reps, then working the weight down until I do 8 reps
All in 4 sets
I'm trying to understand a proper cycle a little better, have read the books and info on proper first time cycles but my situation is a little bit different
I'm seeing some mixed info out there so trying to narrow this down
Currently on TRT from hormone clinic, very low test and 30 years old, follow up for blood work in 8 weeks
I'm on test cyp 10ml vial 1 injection a week and 1ml I understand this is a bit low for my first cycle but looking to learn and grow with this process
What I'm trying to understand is proper pct and how to use HCG
HCG is run after a cycle but I'm seeing people use it during a cycle, I'm also not really sure how to get HCG since my doc said I can get the PCT after my first cycle and after blood work in a few weeks
Pre cycle test 218 total test
>>41515497
What the fuck is in n2guard? Sounds like some Dylan gimelli shit
>>41515517
liver support like tudca
>>41515510
Please don't format your post like that ever again.
>>41515510
You should do some research instead of asking to be spoon fed basic shit
Everything needed to explain to you so you understand the basics of taking gear is too much to ask someone to answer
Lazy fuk that's why your test is so low
>>41515522
TUDCA is a drug/supplement
N2guard is a fuckig gay ass brand name
What the fuck is in it
Why are there so many different compounds it makes it very hard to choose. Superdrol, Anadrol, Dbol how am I supposed to decide what to add to my 500mg test bulk?
And then everyone reports different sides, some people get gyno from adrol/sdrol despite no estrogenic activity. Basically you just have to try it and see if it fucks your shit up, and then you know. Doesn't feel very scientific.
>>41515556
delete that image it makes me uncomfortable
>>41515565
You mean jealous?
>>41515556
Why would you use steroids if you have a family? How will they go on without you?
>>41515556
Fuck off pedo
>>41515556
>Why are there so many different compounds it makes it very hard to choose.
Because choice is fun. What are you a fucking commie?
>how am I supposed to decide what to add to my 500mg test bulk?
You ask yourself "what do I want to achieve by the end of this?" then you pick the compound to match.
>Doesn't feel very scientific
You think science isn't just trying random shit until something works? Have you seen how pharma companies come up with new drugs?
>>41515488
I'll be Master Chief in no time
tfw no CUNNY gf
Got a doctor appointment for Thursday to check whether or not my heart is going full allah ackbar.
Should be interesting.
/blog
>>41512649
That's at like 1.5 mls. That tip is to help get everything out of the syringe.
>>41515771
He'll want a blood test and then he will put steroid abuser in your insurance file.
>>41515867
I'm Australian. Governments gibs healthcare no matter what I do.
>>41515891
Is it worth the 500% markup on roids
>>41515953
Yes. The only way it negatively affects me is when I start earning over a certain threshold (think over $100k) then the government starts taxing you for not having private health cover and they would also place me on a lower priority in the case of organ donation.
I mean free healthcare is pretty cool though. At least I don't have to dance around insurance companies like Americans.
>>41515974
How does it feel to cover the costs of obese Abbos who smoke a pack a day
>>41515986
Yeah I'm sure he really misses that 6-12 bucks extra in his taxes to help increase the QoL of others
So is test E best choice for a first cycle? I've trained natty for about five years. Made modest gains. But it's been a joke . Need a cycle of test E to really stand out physically
>>41515992
Subhumans should be left to die
>>41515986
Doesn't really matter. Abos live too far away from hospitals to utilise healthcare. Plus some of them unironically believe white healthcare is bad and they go do their voodoo shaman shit and die anyway. Then our government poses the question "HURR WHY DO THEY DIE SO EARLY?" Because they're untermensch Mr. Turnbull.
Should have wiped them out when we had the chance.
But it stands to reason majority of healthcare costs are associated with the elderly. Given that abos rarely ever make it to elderly, I'm pretty happy with the tax to make their lives better.
>>41515999
>So is test E best choice for a first cycle?
Yes.
Is it true dbol makes you feel like a god?
Anyone else here genetically gifted?
>>41516213
are you black
>>41516213
Just checked 23andme
TFW no power gene
>>41516213
Not to crush your dreams or anything but that just sounds like some feel good bullshit.
It's like when people post their personality types and say "It's the same as Einstein."
>>41516218
White
>>41516270
Post ancestry
>>41516213
>genetically gifted
and here you are posting on 4chan
>>41516273
>24.1% Ashkenazi
Fuck off jew.
>>41516246
Those tests are just shit where people answer questions about their personality and it tells them which famous person their personality matches up with.
This is actual genetics.
>>41516290
Yeshua was one of the chosen people, goy.
Uploaded my 23andme raw data to promothease and it says I have a 7x increased risk for both hypertension and male pattern baldness.
Perfect candidate for AAS use, right?
>>41516337
Yes I'm sure he was Ashkenazi, a race that came a Millenia later.
>>41516361
What orals can I add to a test cycle that don't spike blood pressure I don't want to die.
>>41516422
Hmmm just checked 23andme has me at the exact same % as you. I don't know what to trust, this says I'm much less likely to bald compared to the general pop but promothease says I have a balding gene.
Alright I feel better now, according to this I shouldn't bald until I'm old.
Does the No Source Talk rule include discussing legit pharma brands?
>>41516506
>is it okay to talk about acquiring illegal substances?
>is it okay to talk about where I acquired or can acquire illegal substances?
Holy fuck how retarded do you have to be..
>>41516533
More as in:
>I got insane PIP from the Bayer 400 Sustained, is Pharmateks any better?
Not
>Lol where I buy medicine steroidz
>>41516543
*Sustanon
Stupid autocorrect
>first time pinning quad
I forgot how much it fucking sucks pinning a new site, holy shit.
>>41516426
LGD
Estrogen will spike without an ai. Ai may spike your BP lol.
>>41516771
i did that today too, didn't hurt a bit
>>41516911
Well how about fuck you.
>tfw dropped down shitloads of BF% with dnp
>only real fat left is the lower back one which is annoying
>somehow 0 definition on my cheeks and the area below my jawline is kinda big (most likely enlarged glands because I always had sore throats and tonsilitis as a kid)
I dunno what to do, perhaps if I dropped down to 8-9% and on keto there might be hope, but then again matt moonface ogus is like 8% bodyfat and has a face as round as kim jong un.
It's not fair, my mother is asian and yet her cheeks are sunken as hell with defined bones despite being skinnyfat, so it can't possibly those hapa genes betraying me.
>>41516920
only teste though
>>41516942
Did your mom get COLONIZED
>>41516942
What about your mother's parents and their parents and so on?
remind me why people spend 60$/week on Primo if it ain't doing shit?
I've started slipping a finger in my gfs butt while cumming to get her accustomed to the sensation. Working her up to anal. Got a few dirty looks but I think she likes the kinkiness of it even if she hates the feeling.
SOON her butthole will be mine
>>41516999
anal is disgusting
>>41516999
Inb4 she wants a second dick
>>41516956
I did Tren, Test and NPP. Wew buddy.
>>41516967
the family pictures show their old portraits having lean faces.
fathers side looks ok.
i refuse to believe my mom would cheat with some moonfaced, jowled, chicken flap neck faggot, makes no logical sense.
>>41517048
Why? You barely even lift.
>>41516999
butthole is so choice
soon you will be fucking girl(males) like anzu
>reading about how to deal with immediate pip
>people recommending ice packs
This is dumb right? Icing the area crystallises the solution and causes even worse pain, correct?
>>41517086
ice is just for infection
hot water bottle and rubbing #1
>>41517085
the best is watching their tiny sissy "penis" flop around
>>41517086
try blood flow you dumb nigger
thats why people like to pin test base in biceps, the easy bloodflow helps reduce pip
>>41517092
>sissy clit
right? patrician taste desu
>>41517086
also did you do squats after? or any sort of quad work
>>41517091
REEEEEEEEE was just as the shops considering a hot water bottle.
>>41517102
>try blood flow you dumb nigger
Nigger my heart is pumping heart is pumping hard enough.
>>41517105
I went for a walk to my local store. Which is like a 4k round trip.
>>41517128
>Nigger my heart is pumping heart is pumping hard enough.
Holy shit I'm retarded.
>>41517135
Yes.
>>41517081
Because the more stuff you pin, the better of a person you become. Basic maths.
>>41517144
The meek dyels will inherit the earth
>>41517138
What was CHEM favorite steroids for getting big and juicy again? DHB?
>>41516115
breddy comfy and euphoric especially if taken pwo. my dad and some of his lads used to abuse it recreationally before bar fights kek
>>41517338
I suppose the gyno tits would be good for extra padding when taking a punch
>>41516771
Quads for life. Bad boys can take soak up to much oil
just chiming in to say I don't avatarfag with wojak anymore since I quit dieting, just so you know
and that I haven't rebound at all yet
not that anyone cares
>>41517505
I probably shouldn't have started them on 2.5ml
I use 10mg of meth twice a day
I am in denial about it being a bad thing
I never want to go back to how I feel when I am not on it
Make me stop, /fraud/
>>41517543
substitute it for some other drug that won't JUST you up
>>41517533
Yeah maybe not....
In a bind i have done like one pin on each sweap. The inner sweep hurts but w/e
>>41512090
Wouldn't mumps cause LH to raise, since the testicles wouldn't keep up with the demand?
In fact, wouldn't any primary cause LH to raise?
Also don't tick any of the boxes for klinefelters.
>>41517568
It's debilitating.
>>41517575
Few sets of leg extensions? Get a pump?
>>41517072
>makes no logical sense
life finds a way
>>41517353
nah ai was already a thing twenty years ago, go figure. would be useful for distraction though, show them your boobs and while they stare in confusion hit them with a straight jaw punch.
What are the odds I become obsessed after my first cycle? I'm sure 90% of people think they'll just do it once then blast and cruise 4lyfe.
>>41517773
imo the biggest downside to frauding is not the treatable sides you get when you're on it, but the fact that working out without them will never be the same.
>>41517773
Why would you even want to come off?
>>41517801
Yeah I read that a lot of people give up lifting after coming off. I think that vegan natty lifter dude or whatever his name is did a video about it.
What are your experiences working on a cycle compared to when you were off. I am slightly hesitant as I don't want to act differently around my coworkers or have it affect my job. I talk to prospective clients a lot, so how I come across is quite important.
>>41517773
I went on. I have yet to fully come off. Not smart but its a real possibility. However ive yet to have a reason to come off i.e. want kids or mad wifey
>>41515470
whats his insta ?
>>41517840
Steroids don't change who you are. They make you more confident with who you are.
>>41517840
If you are a cunt natty you will be a bigger cunt cycling. If your an okay dude yoy should be fine. Irritable occasionally at worst
>>41517868
>mad wifey
Why would your wife be mad and why should you care?
>>41517877
>>41517872
Good to know. I don;t think I'm a massive cunt so that's nice.
>>41517823
I want to make little half and half white/korean babies with my gf and make money off them so I can retire.
>>41517889
Well she isnt as i just said but its certainely a possibility she might want me to stop one day and i would be prepared to discuss it as she puts up with so much shit from me lel
>>41516273
what site is this
>>41517927
You can do that. Permanent infertility is very rare. I mean look at Arnie's bastard son.
>>41517966
If palumbo can sire an offspring anyone can
>>41515992
6-12 bucks
100million aussies
6-1200,000,000 bucks is a small price to pay for dirty useless shitskins to lead dirty useless lives
>liberals
>Went to gym
>had a hot shower
>filled up my waterbottle with boiling water and rolled my quad
Pain has subsided quite a lot.
>>41518049
>100million aussies
You've overestimated our population by 5. But that's to be expected, Australian men are five times the man of any other nation of course.
Can DHB replace Test?
>>41518173
>Australian men are five times the man of any other nation of course
yeah nah
>>41518296
Jealousy is a normal feeling anon, it's okay.
>>41517869
Claytongay4pay
>>41518440
>Sorry, this page isn't available.
>tfw can't tell if knee pain is from pip or crashing my E2
>get intereated in cosplaying
>roids, anxillaries, t3 and other shit, costumes, makeups, wigs, hotel, travel expenses, con tickets
>also spent 500$ on a mmo cash shop
my fucking bank account... is gay4pay on saturdays truly unavoidable? ill never even be close to making a great income with my skils and degree
>>41518752
What degree anon?
>>41518756
hotel management, didnt give a fuck and just chose something cozy.
i dont want to work stressful fucking 80 hour weeks for barely above middle class income in soms shitty uptight cuntish environment.
those type of jobs are for people with 0 friends and no love life, due to their personality and type of job.
>>41518791
Then stop complaining about having no money. You've chosen your path and knew what you were doing.
just had a wank lads
>>41518798
17-18 year old fuckwits cant be trusted to know whats going on.
garbagemen in the uk makes 3x more money than the national average.
i think ill try applying as one.
>>41518836
what color was the cum?
>>41518837
>3x more money than the national average
No they do not.
>>41518924
pearly white lad
not running DNP atm
>>41518934
nice lad
>>41518837
>17-18 year old fuckwits cant be trusted to know whats going on.
Well you had the resources available to you to know which jobs pay well. You knew what you were doing. You can always return to university.
>garbagemen in the uk makes 3x more money than the national average.
Because nobody wants to be a garbage man. Low supply within the labour market but you're running the risk of being replaced by automation in such a low skill job.
>>41517927
What is the "diet starts never" besides Tren?
>>41514893
You're going to look like a bananna after liver is kill
>>41517543
How can you afford that?
do I need to sleep on TRT less than without? Can I decrease my fat consumption or inject myself with something else so I can eat without fats? what is the best lifting routine while on cycle?
>>41519585
imho is to do regular consistent lifting and throw in a finishing light to medium weight set to failure at the end of your lifts (or do it on a machine either way).
Lack of fat can cause lack of weight gain
Looking at syringe sources
>feelject
Was this made for me?
>>41518752
>Tfw you ended up fatter than expected after your first blast and you got a con next week. I would just run dnp for a week but by the time I get it, its too late.
Just fuck my shit up fampi
>>41515171
Thanks bb
>>41519630
>Lack of fat can cause lack of weight gain
>>41520361
Just a reminder, he's the false crusader. I now have trip.
Is there a significant difference between 600mg and 900mg test or is it diminished returns?
>joints hurt when I hammer curl
does my body want me to start deca?
>Go to inject
>Pain
>Switch spots
>Realize I didn't clean the new spot
Am I going to die?
>>41518837
>garbagemen in the uk makes 3x more money than the national average.
>median UK full time annual wage is 23k
>3 times this would mean garbage men make as much as general practitioners ie doctors
Maybe you're a 17-18 year old fuckwit who doesn't know what's going on, but I don't think it's fair that you speak for all 17-18 year olds.
I would remember, I wasn't as dumb as you when I was your age.
>>41520748
did you touch your peepee with the injection hand?
>>41512536
estrogen
>>41520517
> significant difference
9/6 = 3/2 = 150%
> or is it diminished returns
possibly. but x+(y/d of f(x)) > x
>>41519772
>>41519772
>aqua
>not megumine
sure is quiet today
yep
Clayton killed himself just saw it on the news
>>41522932
don't say things like that
>>41522932
who?
>>41517353
dude gyno actually makes your titties hurt. i can't imagine taking a punch to the nipple with my gyno fuck that shit
>>41522932
considering his latest post on insta is 14hrs ago, nah.
>>41523001
bimbs.
>>41517543
Methamphetamine is a prescription medication (Desoxyn, 5mg Methamphetamine HCl tablets)
In therapeutic doses, meth is neuroprotective and assists in restoring cognitive function in certain disorders.
Come back when you've just shot up 150mg and get disappointed with the rush because there is no more dopamine left for your brain to dump out.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25724762
where are his shoulderS?
>>41523261
Is Clayton a sperg?
>>41523257
I mean, Meth is a terrible and dangerous drug. Mail the rest to me and I'll make sure to dispose of it properly.
>>41520361
Guess I'm throwing up every meal for nothing then, fuck.
Virgin quad pip
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gentlemen, firstly, I'm really sorry for my ignorance. I promise i've clicked the link and read the steroid how to manual thing. Secondly I'm really sorry about the rambling back story I'm about to give you but I'm really desperate. Basically, I've been lifting for about 5 years on and off. I always plateau at a deadlift of 220, bench 120 and a shitty 140 squat. I also just get fat. I want to look like ryan reynolds /fit/, I want to be a superhero. Will Anavar give me a big enough boost to improve my lifts and not be such a fat fuck. Also, is there such thing as a lean bulk and how does it work.
>>41523977
>>41523977
Anavar. What a joke. Dbol 100mg ed split dose for 16 weeks. Dont even need an ai cause no test base trust me
>>41523977
>Basically, I've been lifting for about 5 years on and off.
>I always plateau at a deadlift of 220, bench 120 and a shitty 140 squat.
>I also just get fat.
>Will Anavar give me a big enough boost to improve my lifts
>and not be such a fat fuck.
>>41524136
>>41524034
>>41524127
Innit. What a joke XD
>>41523977
>deadlift of 220, bench 120 and a shitty 140 squat
please tell me this is kgs
also read the OP
>>41524511
that's the funny thing about his post, even if the lifts are in kgs they're still shit
5 years of lifting lmao