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>>41444334

>Completely out of breath, she barely makes it
>I begin working on her neck, but such intense movement has caused her to sweat profusely
>Mfw it mixes with my lotion, turning it to slime
>Moving on to arms...
>Wtf her hands smell like relish. Did she eat a fucking hotdog in the car on her way over?
>Alright time to work on her waffle stompers.
>They literally smell like shit. The mind goes to dark places.
>Her toenails, far beyond her reach, are twisted and gnarled with fungus
>Finally I finish up with her unwashed scalp, her dandruff decorating my black pants like stars in the night sky
>At last it is finished.
>She leaves half a normal tip and waddles off
>After she leaves I remove her essence from the room the best I can and proceed to my next client.

Dear god no...

>This one is even fatter. And it's a 2 hour massage.

I FUCKING HATE FAT PEOPLE

>>41444334
Dough elemental. I'll be using this.

>>41444334
>>41444342
>I asked a fat girl out thinking I had a chance and she rejected me, so I concocted this piece of fiction

Fixed that for you.

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>>41444342
>>41444334

Fuck that shit

Aw OP I have no fat people hate thread stories to share......but I am bumping your thread because it's funny.

>Her hot cheese breath gravitates my way with every heave of her maw. I have to time my breathing to dodge it.

Lel

>>41444334
Holy shit (You) should charge per square meter dude..

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>>41444380
Alex pls leave

>>41444426
Did he end up getting red pilled?

>>41444334
Specialize in sports massage to avoid that stuff.

Was this before or after you got this story of reddit?

>>41444426
Fucking succculent

>>41444438
ur reddit lol

>>41444444
>tfw i was off by one on a slow board
fuck
guess im losing my edge

>>41444444

.... fuck can't argue with sixtuples

Even though you did 100% take this story off r/fatpeoplehate

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>>41444444

> Wasting sixtuples in this shit thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/62mmog/anon_hates_fat_people/

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>>41444334
>>41444342

Poor anon. I'd have a strict no-fats policy if I were a massage therapist, but I guess that would mean I would starve.

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>>41444409
KEK
>>41444436
Fellow LMT bro? I do mainly pain/injury myofascial. Use to really like helping people but 6 years of this shit has got me burnt the fuck out.
>>41444438
Someone posted it on reddit? Lame. I thought they had to end their FPH cuz all the fatties were crying

>>41444502
damn dat negro in background
would bleach till my foreskin fell off
too bad the hambacutelus is blocking her fine negro legs with its mass

>>41444504

> Someone posted it on reddit?

Yes, you would know seeing as you copied it word for word off reddit; see >>41444495

>>41444334
>>41444342
this>>41444444
this story has been posted here before, this is pasta
checked

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>>41444444

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>>41444334
>Career where you have to touch and rub people
>Job where you can't be discerning with the clientele that you accept
>Complain that you have to rub down disgusting fatties

Get a better job. You set yourself up for this one.
>Fat people are responsible for my career choices

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>>41444515
You realize that's a screenshot from /fit/ on there right?

...right?

Maybe you should go back..

>>41444533
hence the words reposting.

>>41444334
How do you deal with massaging really hot clients? I'd be permanently sweatingman.jpg

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>>41444551
Unfortunately it's just... work.

Occasionally a QT will write her number on the tip envelope and I'll bang her sometime later but for the most part if you hint at anything even remotely sexual your career will be gone in a flash

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>>41444584
Yeah, sure you will.

>>41444334
>>41444342
Stale copypasta but still delicious

>>41444426
He got some nice ol tig bitties! 10/10 would suckle

>>41444334
How can you not refuse customers who don't wash? That shit's a biohazard. Fatties usually have numerous fungal infections too, ew.

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>>41444444

>>41444746
if the local dentist can request you brush your teeth before coming in, and will charge you extra if you don't in order to give you a toothbrush and MAKE you brush your teeth, why can't massage therapists request that people wash before coming in?

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>>41444444

>>41444504
>Fellow LMT bro?
Nah, sports massage just something I got certified in to offer as an extra in my gym.

I also do yoga to get the soccer mom shekels.

>>41444444
fuck me

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>>41444334
>>41444342

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Fresh from reddit

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>>41444444

>>41445027
Her tits are pretty big so I bet she still gets a ton of responses despite being a piece of shit

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>>41445027
>4 hours a week

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>>41444334
> Go to chairforce reserve from active duty
> Most people are skinny fat as fuck but there a few fit bros
> There is one annoying fat bitch that is 19 years old
> Me and and another for Sgt talking about good protein filled meals and healthy ways to cook things
> Hippo bitch interjects about us hating ourselves and food and how she loves food so much she could never eat healthy
> Fit bro and I try to convince her that home cooked meals are tastier and healthier than any fast food shit
> Goes on a rant about how grease and fat contain all the flavors etc etc
>Bitch is already struggling with female easy peasy or tests
> I hope a car hits her

>>41445566
PT tests ( physical fitness tests not or)

>>41444444
Very checkd

>>41444800
Dubs of truth

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>>41445566
Holy fuck triple dubs

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>>41444444
dog i AM SO JEALOUS you know i love the the THE BIG GAME

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>>41444444

>>41444406
to be fair. people tend to buy bigger hoodies than they really need. still a worthy kek though.

>>41445027
is that an ironic list of requirements or something
does she think she's a supermodel

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>>41444380

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>>41444453
>r/fatpeoplehate
>not knowing that this is stale pasta
>using reddit at all

>couple next door.

>so next door is a fatass neet couple
>girl is in wheelchair, guy is fat and obnoxious
>i would feel sorry for the girl if she wasnt an giggling
>alcohol elemental on wheels, i think she moved out last week.
>guy is completely oblivious to his sourroundings,
>Always smiles or frowns. guy is gone.
>no single fucks given to human contact,
> I think theyre responsible for the pizza boxes and shit at the gate

>>41444342

Anon, I want to ask you, how do you feel about massaging qt fit grills? Do you ever pop a boner or are you so deep in professional mode that you can't?

>>41446938
?

>>41445076
This always baffles me. How can they not see the flaw in their logic? Men are also going to have high standards if they want to.

>>41445076
This is like the most reposted thing of all time
>fresh from Reddit
.......OH. I see what u did there

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>>41444444
reddit on suicide watch

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a modern classic

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>>41445027
>basic bitch
>also a bit fat
>expects the very best of men to come after her
She's gonna be disappointed when all she gets are numales and neck beards

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>>41444334
the struggle is real

>>41447537
>Front butt
>Coke bottle
>Mouth agape and ready for food
It's like pottery

>>41446938
>An giggling
>Neighbor expresses facial emotions when he's happy or sad

>>41447601
>trigger warning: starvation - 200lbs

>>41447601
was this supposed to be funny

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>>41445027

>>41444406
This picture is so old the Internet is eating it up and spitting out less an less pixels

>>41444426
Zoidberg, is that you?

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>>41447322
>drank 25 gallons of oil
How? This sounds like something that would kill a person

>>41445027
How are you even an employee if you work four hours a week? I guess anything is better than calling yourself unemployed and hopelessly searching

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>>41444334

>>41444444
What did he mea. Buy this?

>>41447674

That would definitely kill a person
He might have drank spilled out 25 gallons, drinking only one (which would be huuuge already)

>>41447674
It's edited. In the original, he ate a bunch of burgers

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>am recovering fatasfatass
>see FPH threads and always worry that I'll see something about myself
Pretty good motivation to know the sort of people others associate me with because of my weight though.

>>41444502
Confidence...

you can see it her eyes. she nervous as fuck

>>41445040
Fat people will spend so much money on their outer appearance
> nails, makeup, hair, bracelets that look like swollen handcuffs, overly dresser yet tacky clothing
But wouldn't have to spend all of that if they took better care of themselves and could eventually look half decent being more natural

>>41447690
I guess if you do actual work regularly and get paid for it you arent unemployed, you just have an amazingly shit job.

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>>41447601
>trigger warning: productivity

>>41444800
how do you know that dentists do this? are you really this disgusting anon?

>>41444533
>>41444515
>>41444495
>>41444453
>>41444444
>>41444438
>No FPH? Reposting mine from a few months ago
>Reposting mine from a few months ago
>Reposting mine
>Reposting

And even if anon did swipe it from Reddit, who gives a fuck?

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>>41444433
>>41444444

Where's the one with Andrew?

>>41444342
>tipping a massage therapist
Either you work in massage parlor or America is more cucked than I thought.

>>41445027
>If you work in I.T.
What the fuck dude

>>41447629

Wounded seal noises made me smile.

>>41444444
WITNESS

>>41444380
No, dude. This shit is entirely true. Colorful words aside, as a massage therapist who has the misfortune of working on anyone who is overweight, it is a hellish nightmare. They can't take much pressure. They stink. They say inane shit like how active they are or how good they've been eating lately. Their skin is falling from their scalp, trying to escape the matted mess. Hands and feet are like sausages left out in the sun to rot and bloat. It is a ghastly and unpleasant experience.

>>41444380
>obese cumdumpster cope

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>>41444426

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>>41444334

>go to local mcdonalds to get my weekly well deserved cheese burger
>know a couple of people who work there, they are pretty chill and always have a smile on their face
>theres a new employee
>fucking fat shit cow +120kg
>not smiling, rude and throws me my cheese burger
>"thanks" and proceed to exis thru the side door of the venue
>fat shit cow yells at me "hey thats an emergency door you can't use that" - even tho its not and I always use this exit point with no trouble
>I stop midway thru the door and say "well it is an emergency, i have to take a shit"
>other ppl in line start laughing and the fat shit cow is getting visibly triggered
>she starts yelling "nonono you cannot go there etc raging
>I leave and lol on my way home

I donno why but god I fucking hate fat people

>>41448751
>I fucking hate fat people
>go to local mcdonalds to get my weekly well deserved cheese burger

>>41445027
>Extremely choosy
>Ugly and fat
>Works 4 hours a week at target yet is very specific about partner's job

This bitch is the female equivalent of one of those neckbeards that just harshly critiques good looking women on the internet

>>41448796

>implying a single cheeze asperger in a week will destroy my bf% and gainzz?

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>>41444444
>>41444444
>>41444444
>>41444444
>>41444444

JESUS FUCK

>>41448697
>tfw you go to the douchehouse on the regular

>>41448814

If you're going to have one cheatburger a week, there are better burgs avalible

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>>41444444
QUIIINTS

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>>41444504
I wonder if he's dead yet

>>41448626
hahahaha are you the same person who made that one thread a while ago talking in detail about how terrible it is to get fat people at your job?

>>41449473
I imagine there are tons of jobs where dealing with fat people is terrible.

>>41444426
Is it a boy or a girl?.. Alex is the name.. it has tits, but is fat, an androgynous face... I do not know

>>41448697
These people are so myopic and lazy it's almost painful.

If you're a nice guy with a decent personality and you know that most girls will go for fit attractive guys who turn out to be douchebags, All you need to do is put in the work to get in better shape, lose some fat, and build some muscle and then you'll ACTUALLY be a "total catch"-

A handsome healthy dude with muscles who treats women right. You'd have women trying to get with you left and right. But that would be too much work, and you resent muscled handsome dudes so much that the idea of becoming one makes you sick even though if you could wave a magic wand and turn into one overnight, you totally would.

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>>41444444
WITNESSED

>>41448724
fucking classic

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>>41449538
kek

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>>41445027
>>41445040
>>41447537
>pic related
me nigga

>>41449454
absolute kino

>>41447984
t. redditor

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>>41449454
I dunno why but that image gives me feels. Those episods were really something.

>>41444334
F

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>>41444444

>>41444633
Seriously, this is old as fuck

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>>41444444
C.H.E.C.K.E.D

>>41447640

>filename not tinder_in_a_nutshell.jpg

>>41449662
Yeah wtf stop posting the same shit

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>>41444669
Get in line.

>>41448626
I know it is your job, but are massages actually beneficial?

>my sister buys a dog bone to grandfathers dog
>grandfather is a overweight obese fuck
>was bit of chicken meat around the bone
>he fucking ate up the whole thing

>>41444426
o man look at those tiddies

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Nobody noticing that this is stale copy pasta.
Smh
You're all fucking noobs
Gtfo

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>>41448683
>greasy, handholdless teenager

>>41450205
please leave

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>Had this female classmate
>shorter than me, way fatter than me
>she fucked up her ankle
>by walking on PE class

zozzle

>>41450399
another one

>be me
>first grade
>7 year old
>There was this kid
>he was so huge he couldnt fit in a desk
>peaple said he looked like a 4th grader
>me and my friends used to bully him
>pushed him around
>ran around him
>last I heard of him he was still fat

Everyone still remembers him to this day

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>>41450430

And yet I have another one

>be me
>8th grade
>Have this one friend
>He was fatter than fat
>Fun fact: he had a lil sister
>she looked like a pencil next to his brother
> I remember he weighted 20Kilos more than me
>And I weighted 60Kilos by that time
>Sucks atall sports of course
>One day
>At school, on recess
>Playing soccer with friends, him included
>There was this wall, next to the field
>started really low, then it starts getting higher
>Someone kicked the ball
>Landed on top of the wall
>fat guy goes get it
>struggles to get on top of the lowest part of the wall
> He gets the ball
>Gets on the edge of the wa;;
>Oh shit
>Here it comes
>Japan prepare your anus
>He prepares to jump
>Jumps, magesticlly if I may add it
>Lands on a plastic bottle
>Slips
>lands with his face on the floor
>Everyone who saw it, including girls from other classes, started keking their asses off

>>41447693
Saved. TY for posting this.

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>>41450496
Another one, same fat guy

>7th grade
>Fat guy not in my same classroom
>Art teacher decides to make a trip to a museum
>On day, a full classrom will go, with half another classroom
>Next day, other full classroom will go, wit the remaining half of the other group
>When my classroom goes, all my friends end up with me
>aw_yis.png
>Trip is going well
>There was this little shop
>food there
>I had money
>friends also had little money
>manage to scrape toghueter enough to buy soemthing
>meanwhile, fat guy had his mom with him
>She buys him gigantic shit
>mfw

>Some time later
>we get to this room
>enormous
>had slipery floor
>since my friend's are autistic, tehy used their shoes to start sliding around
>fat guy tries to do the same
>shoes do not slide
>Well shit, there goes Japan again
>Loses balance
>Slips and falls down
>The crash was heard trhought the whole museum
>We keked into oblivion

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>>41444444
delicious

>>41444800
This is a lie
I work at one, we get people just coming in from lunch or dinner. Shit one time we had to do photos to send and the patient still had eggs in her teeth

>>41448697
I have read this a million times. Here's to another million.
.

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>when people tell you bread is /fit/

>>41448796
One burger a week is fine, it's what, 300-400 calories? You're allowed to indulge yourself now and then.

>>414475
if her struggle is putting pants on each morning, then yes, the struggle is very real

>>41447446
To be fair, brussel sprouts taste like fart.

>>41450732
but why would you get a processed as fuck mcdonalds burger and not make your own?

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1/2

>>41450809
I don't know, maybe he likes the shitty processed burger as a treat.

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>>41450815
2/2

>>41444444

W I T N E S S E D

>>41448751
>go to local chicken joint to get a delicious grilled chicken sandwich
>fatty at the register asks for my order
>she looks visibly pissed at my order, like it offends her that I make a lower calorie choice
>she doesn't even ask what I want to drink, just starts filling a cup with ice
>say "can I get a bottle of water instead, please?"
>she looks at me like I just killed her cats
>throws the water bottle at me and tells me to sit down and wait for my order

Reported her to the manager.

>>41450802
Roast them with bacon and butter in an oven at 375 for 30 minutes salt pepper.
Let me fucking tell you how good that shit is.

>>41444444
this is so juicy

>>41450858
Doesnt that defeat the point of getting a fatty to eat them in the first place?

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>>41450782
Holy mother...I think I'm about to fall into a coma.

>>41444444
oh god

>>41450719
>tfw you will never go clothes shopping with a thick legged dream girl and tease her about her big butt before taking her home to have her squeeze your head between those juicy thighs

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>go to doc's office for pilonidal cyst
>sit down in waiting room
>notice the chair I'm in is twice as wide as any other chair in the room
>realize they have a special obese person chair
>I ror'd
>but then get up and move because I don't want hambeast grease on me

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>>41450719
FUCKING DAMN
THAT IS THE PERFECT BODY TYPE

>>41451196

i've seen these before. the double wide chairs. boy do they make my blood boil.

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All this post makes me wonder is where do I find a massage parlor that'll rub me out afterwards.

>>41448943
Kill yourself

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>>41451247
What the fuck, Anon. The reason these whales have such fucking attitudes is because of thirsty niggers like you. Stop it.

>>41449376
Can you count?

>>41449473
Wasn't me. But aside from fat people, the next worst thing is serious drug abusers. Ex-meth head came to me for work and after twenty minutes his entire body was oozing a putrid, brown sweat that was so rank that I had to put peppermint under my nose to try and keep myself sheltered from the smell, else I would have vomited. Rehab clinics are a blast, man.

>>41444426

ESOTERIC
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>>41450719
Damn, got sauce on the first image?

>>41447674

> You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>41448549
honestly that line pisses me off the most and i dont even work in IT or at a computer. seriously what's wrong with IT jobs? what's so wrong about it that you would dismiss it as a profession, it's not like IT stands for Incinerating Toddlers

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>>41450937
I'm a fatty that's doing keto and as long as I'm at a deficit it's ok
I fry veg up in butter everyday and I'm down 37 pounds

>>41450762
>It was so painful that sometimes I'd be tears.
>Now I have constant stomach pains.
>I AM healthy
How insane are these people?

>>41451727
>butter

fucking disgusting, cooking with anything other than extra virg olive oil is filth

>>41449748
>filename not women_in_a_nutshell.jpg

>>41451752

>extra virgin olive oil
>thinking it's olive oil
>not using objectively superior coconut oil

>>41451777
>Checked

>Not using own cum to bake
>Never gonna make it

>>41449934
Fantastic for muscle recovery. Myofascial release can actually increase muscle growth by stretching the muscle sheath, allowing more room for growth. It feels really nice, eveb if you land a good practitioner, too. But honestly, just do a vascular flush of whatever area you're sore in and you'll recover a lot faster than normal. It's also good for emotional stability. Some people just up and cry on the table for no real reason due to the sudden alleviation of built up stresses. There's a lot of good in the job, even if there are absolute shit clients. Maximum job security too, because no one will ever listen to your instruction on how to improve their various conditions on their own, so they just keep coming back for massage work and never actually get better.

>>41450822
This fills me with so much rage I don't even have any words.

>>41445566
Holy shit that entire family is blacking white women.

>>41451802
How often do these fatties come back for multiple massages?

And what do you consider a good client?

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These threads have just become /r9k/ and Reddit central. Feminists and fat chicks don't motivate me to lose weight. They're too distant. I think these threads are for /fat/fags who want to feel better off than other people instead of fearing what they could turn into.

Post some fat pathetic men. Post that guy from 600 pound life who took his daughter out of school to wipe his butt day in and day out.
Stop using these threads to feel superior to fat women and comfortable with what you are. You're still disgusting and you're only getting worse. Work.

>>41449934
>>41451802
Can second this. I had a gait abnormality for years and years (too externally rotated) and I got a huge change in gait after just one session; I wasn't expecting it to be so effective. My back and hips feel better as well even weeks later. Highly recommended.

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>>41451894

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>>41451567
what is this image from?

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>>41451894
>These threads have just become /r9k/
>Post some fat pathetic men
You're welcome to dig up some of that content yourself and post it here. I mean, it's not like the Fat Acceptance/HAES movement is overwhelmingly female or anything. Oh wait.

>>41449376
It's sexts

>>41451894
>>>41444187
FPH is to hate on fat worthless cunts who only accumulate more fat troughout the day. Not your personal motivator.

And yes, reddit has infiltrated le 4chan but when haven't idiotic reddit memes resurfaced on 4chan?

>>41451894
I have been coming to these threads on and off for three year and they have always mostly been about feminists and fat chicks so you are full of shit. Guys are just a lot less likely to be in denial about how being fat makes them ugly so they dont do as much story worthy shit. When they are that bad though they usually have the worst stories, much worse than anything fat chicks come up with.

>>41446989
It's pasta, foolio

>>41450399
This fatass I knew in 4th grade broke her arm by doing a bellyflop on a trampoline and having her lard land on her arm.

>>41451931
Obese men outnumber obese women. Every time. Tumblr images don't change that, fatty.

>>41451752
>cooking with
>olive oil
>extra virgin olive oil

Wew lad, enjoy your low flash point carcinogens.

>>41444584
Why are you replying to these questions? You posted copypasta! Just stop, what is the matter with you?

>>41452006
You are probably right, but they dont put up as much dumb shit on the internet as obese women.

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>>41452006
it's not about the number of obese you colossal retard, it's about the number spewing anti-science bullshit trying to rationalize their slow suicides, almost all of which are women

fat men accept the stupidity of their decisions and don't need to insist that you just can't handle their curves

>>41451969
>Guys are a lot less in denial
Have you ever been to /r9k/? They're in denial. they know they're ugly, but it's because of their momma, or because of their genetics, or it's because society's standard for men is too high and even the best can only get a whore girlfriend. I'll bet you can get some pathetic /fat/ stories there.

>>41444426
W-why does he have flappy granny-titties like that? I don't think even the fattest men have those.

>>41449323
>>41448751
saturday was 20 chicken nuggets day yay

>>41452059
Yeah but women insist that they are not ugly despite being butter golems and they have to let the whole world know that they are not ugly compared to fat guys who only complain about shit anonymously on /r9k/ or somewhere so its a lot easier to get material about them.

>>41452069
Soy. You're looking at Soy.

>>41450762
>go to the doc with health issues
>he tells you how to fix issue
>"BUT I AM HEALTHY!"
Then why the fuck did you go to a doctor

>>41452128
Well that is my point anyway. If that's not how you justify being fat, as a man, then these threads are pointless and only serve to make you feel better about yourself because HEY, you're fat, but at least you're not one of these stupid women, right?
We need more FH that you find yourself relating to too much. That gets in your head and calls out your behavior.

>>41450822
>Ask the doc what they recommend for thin people with this
Okay, but thin people rarely if ever get it, so that should tell you something

>>41451914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OapuLyWTvjQ

>>41447601
>plus I mean realistic
fuckin wot?

>>41448814
Not for teh price there ain't.

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>>41451878
Looking at the kids I'd say the opposite is happening.

>>41452189
The point I am making is that the reason there are so many stories of fat chicks as opposed to fat guys is just because there is a greater volume of material out there to find. I view all stories of fat people equally badly despite their gender and I often see excuses in plenty of stories that I used to make myself.

Also I dont want to troll through /r9k/ for stories, fuck that shit. I already spend too much time on fucking 4chan.

>>41447537
>front butt

How does this happen? Is there any kind of chart about signs, symptoms and weight limits when people are slowly turning into hambeasts?

>>41445027
>not inviting her out, pulling out a fag and starting to drink like a madman

>>41452358
It occurs when people stop wearing their pants under their bellies and start tucking their guts down their pants. Every front butt you see is due to someone at some point in their lives deciding they prefer that look to letting it hang over their beltline.

>>41450802
THEY ARE DELICIOUS YOU UNHEALTHY FUCKER.

>>41444444
We are all the reddit

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>>41451725

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>>41444444
fuck you reddit

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>>41444515

>>41445566
Coal burners should be hanged.

>>41452800
>tfw you finally realize after 5+ years on 4chan that the 3.14 in qt 3.14 stands for pi

>>41452870
>*5 days

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>>41450809
McShit and BK are pretty tasty tho.

>>41444444
NAAISUU

>>41447690
Four hours is literally the bare minimum of retail employment, either she's lazy as shit or her manger hates her so much that she's only scheduled one day a week.

>>41449566
What did he say? I wish 4chan still showed these fucking comments.

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I have a story but I didn't rage and actually felt bad for the blob

>be me
>just lost a fut5 game
>my team is me and the lads and this faggot didn't have a way of getting home so fuck it, Ill drive it, its not like I had plans for a Saturday night besides posting on 4chan
>we stop near a park so that the faggot goes to get some random stuff
>I'm waiting at the car and see this MASSIVE human whale waiting for the bus
>not from USA btw, so these specimens are pretty weird here
>the bus arrives
>she is the last one to try to get in but can't
>the driver had to low that ramp they use to make it easy for wheel chairs to get inside the bus
>mfw

I wanted to laugh, but she looked defeated and didn't look like one of those tumblr tier fat acceptance whales.

>>41452966
I've been here since at least 2012. Possibly 2010.I just never asked for fear of being called a newfag.

>>41451567
Damn, top is a qt.

>>41451891
Busy day for me, sorry man. I get obese clients, and I mean 300+lbs frequently. And they think massage is going to fix their problems when their joint issues really only get relieved while on the table. Some of these clients come back every week. Most often though it's once a month. Overweight clients are about 80% of my workload. I get tiny Asian and elderly ladies that can take fucktons of pressure though. Hardly every any young people.

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>>41451752
>thinking it would be extra virgin
>thinking it would even be virgin

Boy are you going to be disappointed.

>>41449323

true, but there is something special about mcronald REEE-asburger

every bite brings me good feels and memories of my childhood

>>41451891
>what do you consider a good client
Forgot this bit.
A good client to me is someone who recognizes that massage is something to aid their recovery and not simply a fixall. A good client will do the proper stretch and strengthening activities we... "Prescribe," even if that's a word we're not really supposed to use. A good client will return to me with better posture and/or gait than the last time they visited as proof they actually care about their own recovery.

>>41452134
No way in hell. How much did he eat it then?
Proofs?

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>>41451894
>Post some fat pathetic men. Post that guy from 600 pound life who took his daughter out of school to wipe his butt day in and day out.

Shit nigga, look what you did.

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>>41444444

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>>41453090
>not from USA btw, so these specimens are pretty weird here

USA, USA, USA!!!
USA, USA, USA!!!
USA, USA, USA!!!

>>41453090
Finally, a fucking story!

>>41447619
>>41447778
>>41452217
It's a joke, guys. Fucking obviously a joke.

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>>41453373
>POP OFF JAMES!

also why do bedridden bigfats get their legs creme bruleed? I understand that they'll get a diabetic leg and the skin will die but what is the yellow crusty stuff?

Looking at those images I just want to grab a sharp knife and scrap this shit off.

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>>41444334
>putrid dough elemental

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>>41444334
I FUCKEN HATE FAAAAAAAATS

>>41447601
>Wounded seal noises

>>41451390
Rubmaps.com

>>41451649
Priapus

>>41445566
Is that denzel washington?

>>41453507
>>41453373
IIRC it's called "cellulitis drainage". All that fat is trickling through his skin or forming into those strange lumps or something. Then again it might just be skin rotting off for some reason as the pattern indicates.

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>>41444334
Seriously fat people are the worst.
>parents came back from vegas
>I'm coming in from the grocery store
>I have eliminated all fast food, candy, junk etc
>Obese mom tries to make a joke about weight gain
>she is trying to imply that in the few days they were gone I have "gained a few pounds."
>Been strict with my diet, and have made progress each time in the gym on my powerlifting program

Seriously, fuck people. You are literally the fattest person in the family, and always try to project your fucking insecurity on other people. Fuck off.

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>>41453727

>>41453881
>tfw you will never be a god with an erection 24/7

>>41444433
I'm sure heart medication comes in plenty of different colors

>>41444444
Fucking checked bro

Very nice, impressive.

>>41444380
sure fatty everyone wants to date your kind
how could you know we all secretly hate ourselves for not being good enough for you people? god our secret is ruined

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>>41452432
I was literally just thinking this

>>41452432
>>41454056

50 bucks says she wouldn't high tail it out of there like she says.

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>>41451649
nicoleships

it's a tumblr run by a woman obsessed with these two ocs she made that are /fit/ and always fucking

>>41448697
>tfw squatting in my squat rack
>tfw when home douchebasement master race

>>41454070
Fuck no she wont, its a free meal to her

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>>41454071
Bless you anon.

>>41450679
>I have read this a million times
Bullshit.
If we're being really nice, let's say you can read it in ten seconds. Ten times a million is ten million. Ten million seconds.
That's over 115 days, non-stop, doing nothing else but reading the same image again and again

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>>41444444

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>>41454071

>>41454159
Thank you Captain Assburgers

>>41454175
what will I stop

>>41454175
Lets do this

>>41451567
what was the original image trying to prove?

>>41454175
/roll

>>41454175
Yeye bo

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>>41454175

Be me
>Dating a girl over the internet
>Knew she was overweight but so was I so I didn't really care as much
>She lived a few states away and decided to fly out to my state to see me for a week
>First seeing her in person. Had to take a step back and realize how big she really was.
>She was probably close to 300 pounds
>I have a twin size bed at my house and everytime we tried to cuddle it didn't workout at all
>She produced so much heat at night and taking so much room up in my bed that I slept on the floor the whole week.
>Broke up with her a few months later because she's one of those batshit insane feminists
>Everything makes complete sense now

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>>41454175

>>41450845
>Reported her to the manager.
Good work. I completely forgot you could do this

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>>41454398
>tfw they're all dead

>>41445076
>Look good
>Attract better-looking people

Really makes you think.

>>41444334
this story sounds like bullshit
>>41451894
this

>>41444334
lol you're a masseuse. man, you made a terrible life-decision op. i hope to god you live somewhere wealthy like orange county where you get some nice tity once in a while.

I currently work at a daycare and it's really freaking sad to see all these kids come in that are already super overweight (I work with the infants and once in awhile I work with the 5 year olds) and see their parents that come in to pick them up, and they are just as bad, if not worse.

In my infant room we have two 6 month old babies that are the size of freaking toddlers (about 3 times the size of a normal baby) because of how big they are.

>>41454175

roll

>>41454388

How much weight have you lost?

>>41454446

My 2 year old son is the size of a 4 year old, but in height and weight. He's not fat. Has a tiny tummy like kids should, but really he's a little beefcake. Eats what I eat, and the only time he isn't going full throttle is when he's sleeping. Feels good.

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>>41453373
POP OFF JAMES

>>41454492
It's gone up and down a lot since I broke up with her (I broke up with her almost 3 years ago now). But I'm pretty much the same as I was, but I've also been working out hard for the last 6 months almost everyday, so I mean, I'm probably a lot better off then I was 3 years ago.

>>41444380
hamlord identified

>>41453373
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>41444380

>>41454159

i read this in just under 3 seconds and that was pausing to recognize every word

>>41450559
>>41450496
>>41450430
you need to go back to 7th grade and learn to write

>>41448697
sign me up fo the douchehouse senpai

>>41451752
>implying that you can buy genuine extra virgin olive oil
>implying your grocer isn't just using marketing lingo to make you pay more for an inferior product
>implying that it's even virgin at all, and that Chad isn't railing her on the DL while you're busy trying to lift away your autism

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>>41452006
Wrong. There are more obese women in the USA.

>>41447650
Underrated kek

>>41452189
Damn FPH really destroyed you psychologically huh?

What's it like being so weak lmao, your insecurity is palpable. Like a fine moscato on a summer evening. Please post more.

>>41451969
guys tend to logic the fuck up and change what they hate about themselves more often than women do

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>>41451649
Here is the image so y'all dont have to see the cancer of her tumblr

>>41454811
ad nauseum tumblr

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>>41444444

>>41453373
POP OFF JAMES!

>>41444342
How do they even make a bikini that size?

>>41454175
Roll

>>41444444
loving them double trips

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>>41444444

>>41453045
You just need a 4chan gold account...

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>>41454446
gotta eat big
to get big

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>>41454719
What I'm taking away from that graph is to start smashing that Azn pussy. Also, fuck one, marry one, kill one. Ready? Go.

>>41454175
roll

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>>41444444

>>41454175
hate

>>41445566

>urban youth
>culturally enriching white women
>holding a white baby

looks like Pvt Dindu got cucked by some white boys