/fit/ humor

>>41333240

If I wanted humor I'd start a strawpoll asking for /fit/'s 1rms.

>>41333266
FPBP, thread over, go home, sage.

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>>41333240

>>41333406
Oh god, I saved the webms, fuck I can't find them now.

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>>41333266
No recovery m8.

Game over man... game over...

>>41333506
Before i saw the filename i thought of clarence

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>>41333431
>that much back
>legs straight
does he want to be 4'9?

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>>41333667

>>41333506
>>41333523
Clarence?

>>41333768
Clarence Kennedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9D6BP5ABW0

>>41333667
He posted a video on YouTube shaving everything away. I can't find it right now.

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>>41333240

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>>41333431
I saw a dude legit clean 155lbs with this form today before split pressing for 3 reps. I just wanted to yell at him to stop.

Eventually he met with his buddies who were trying to deadlift 315 with a rounded back and couldn't get past their knees.

That's not even the worst thing I saw this week.

>>41333667
>younger than me
>hairier than me

how do I make back hair gainz

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>>41333240

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>>41334206

DELET THIS.

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>>41334306

>>41334324
That's not funny, that's my fetish.

>>41334336
But why?

>>41333266
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic skellington frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "one rep max" up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a useless skellington you need help typing so as not to break your fingers, so you just choose the joke. Oh, and we all know the joke. The “epic” one rep max, isn’t it? I imagine you, you little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you knock your Monster can over, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a frail fucking manlet, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a half-grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking one rep max. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a bodybuilder or a powerlifter or at least play a sport, and then you became a DYEL. A pathetic one-rep DYEL. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “IF I WANTED A JOKE”. You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little manlet laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>41334324
>Its not super easy to squish a watermelon between your legs.
>comic shows it of as some kind of freak strength
The fuck is this even supposed to be?

>>41334394
It's my fetish

>>41333240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pij33oHFyT0

>>41334425
because it's a profile picture...

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>>41334432
t. manlet

>>41333689
i remember this, maybe its time i leave this board

>>41334402
Fucking lost it

>>41334493
>tfw 4/3/2/1 and still no gf
Maybe at 5/4/3/2 r-right bros?

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>>41334493
For me I feel it's the 2 plate bench.

Never had a problem getting gf.

>>41334354
>not supersetting rows and bench
>making it

>>41334512
Fucking bench....

>>41334274
just watching someone snap once makes it all worth it

>>41334571
i dont get it

>>41333667
>anon take off your shirt!

>>41334581
Don't get what?
The nipples, the replies, or humor?

>>41333431
That kid just hopped in the stunted growth train

>>41334493
Honestly 1 plate OHP isn't that hard.

3 plate squat was hard because ATG.

>>41334567
I wish I got that. All I saw was their retarded ass get halfway up their shins then let go.

Then one of them loaded on 50lbs more like he was going to get that. It blew my fucking mind.

>>41334502
You need to post your mutant body rtf now

>>41334792
I don't have a mutant body at all and hit 4/3/2/1. It's not that hard bro. I even know a guy who hit 5/4/3/maybe 2 and he looks built but normal.

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None shall escape the day of reckoning

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>>41334838
the fuck did i read in that pic???

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>>41334324
That's not scary, that's hot as fuck.

>>41334324
It should be a coconut. And he should be turned on.

>>41334431
>nobody responded

>>41334443
Went past Julius on the tram one day. He was wearing a /fit/ singlettte. Legend.

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>>41334652
The joke is that none of this is difficult to archieve

>>41334324
Comic needs a >that's kinda hot edit

>>41334425
not sure if I should laugh or be sad for the little slav

>>41333824
That makes it SO much better

>>41333824
That guy's like a ripped Filthy Frank.

>>41333667
This dude's wearing a fucking FUR SHIRT

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>>41334324
Did she just imply she was going to stick his head between her thighs?
>this is what we get when women make comics

Requesting the picture of the almond activator

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>>41334460
>08/05/16
>i remember this

>>41334493
how much is 1 plate ?

>>41334379
lolol

>>41334443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLvD-7XTO3Y

>>41335553
jk this is the real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3csKRWvcu_k

>>41334835
I'm 6/4/4/2 I know squating what I bench is awful, had a back injury the weight is slowly going up, but I have a fucking dad bod still, like you can tell I left but fuck I look gross, cutting hard though

>>41335536
20kg or 45lbs on each side

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>>41334696
>be 170 cm manlet
>have 16 cm dick
>within manlet medium size
>big man-version of micropenis
I'm... I'm atleast proportional I guess

>>41333667
>i have a condition

Yeah, its called being a fucking werewolf.

>>41333667
Fuck I'm worse than him but I shave at least. It's orribile during summer

>>41334618
You are out there struggling to squat to parallel because of your anterior pelvic tilt, while CHAD'S BABY is effortlessly squating 2 tits atg.

>>41334394
Go try it

>>41334571
Fug I remember this shit. Probably the funniest moment on this board

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>>41334618
In medical school our instructor said something about this, babies naturally squat with good form.

>>41336417
Small limbs + big torso/head

>>41336417
yeah a baby's head is almost half of its body. Totally different proportions you dolt

>>41336411
tfw ull never get ur head crushed eating puss

>>41335576
post vid of world record press.

>>41336500
>eating puss
Why would you want to eat someone's puss? That's disgusting.

>>41335576
>6pl8 OHP
wew lad

>>41336077
are you retarded? what do you think the data is of?

>>41336077
>It's another episode of anon doesn't know how to read a graph
desu it's a shit graph but w/e

>>41336503
Absolutely lold

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>>41334324
here I improved it

>>41334432
When you set it as a profile picture you crop it to how you want to show on your posts, it shows the full picture when you click on it so he was trying to hide it

>>41335935
I was so shocked that he's Eren's brother and his mom is the titan who ate Eren's

>>41334696
Lmao why is penis length instead of age shown there hahaha

>>41336507
so i can get some anus in my face

>>41336507
>Not enjoying the purest passtime/sexual act of all
Shiggy diggy

>>41336722
>purest passtime
>digesting bodily secretions from infected open sores
Puss isn't healthy for you.

>>41335536
1 plate = the max acceptable weight of 1 gf
It's also a euphemism for the most food that 1gf chooses to eat in a sitting

>>41336779
>Open sores
>Pus
I don't know if you're projecting or had a horrific experience, but my genitals are pretty damn pleasant as are those of anyone I've ever gone down on.
>Digesting bodily secretions
So you'd never make out or allow your dick to be sucked?

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>>41336411

>>41336779
But he'll stick his dick there folks

>>41336818
What does genital have to do with puss? Open sores can be anywhere. Again, I'm not one to judge what you do in the privacy of your own home with another consenting adult, but eating puss is extremely unhealthy and I find it revolting.

>>41336844
That was my question. You just said puss isn't healthy for you in reply to genitalia.
It's not remotely unhealthy and you haven't answered my questions, which suggests you're just a virgin scared of wymynparts

>>41334379
Nice one my man

>>41336859
>wymynparts
I still don't understand your obsession of connecting puss and female genitalia, but again it is highly unrecommended to digest exudate from inflamed sores no matter the location on the body. You will ingest the bacteria or fungus responsible for the inflamation in the first place and your digestive tract might not be able to destroy it all.

>>41336895
Oh that fuck I just realised either you're trolling me or missed something pretty important
Pus is the secretion from sores
PUSS is short for pussy

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>>41336899

>>41334618
>knees tracking beyond toes
>an inherently bad thing
holy fuggggggggggggggggg, when will this meme die?

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>leave /fit/ for a year
>ppl stop posting my memes
:(

>>41334571
Where do you put them

>>41337211
Kek

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>>41333240

>work as a lifeguard
>get creatures like that on the beach daily
>wonder if my deadlift will help me if they die
>can't relax and read a book because I expect them to get a heart attack every second

>>41337211
>penetrate your angus

>>41336625
it was pretty fucked up that they ended up giving the colossal titan power to Armin instead of Erwin who could probably use it a lot better

>>41336527
>manlets in charge of reading comprehension

>>41335584
I might have done 1 plate ohp 5x5 last workout then but my bar weighs 7kgs does that matter ?

>>41333409
POST DAT SHIT

>>41334460
you should leave you are probably reddit

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>>41337211
Did you just send a dick pic to a kid?

>>41333506
what the fuck lmfao

>>41334379
Dank pasta

>>41336117
>Fuck I'm worse than him

proofs?

>>41335536
X plate = the bar (20 kg) plus X plates (20kg each) on each side of the bar
X plate = 20kg + (2X) * 20kg

1 plate = 60 kg / 135 lbs
2 plate = 100 kg / 225 lbs
3 plate = 140 kg / 315 lbs
4 plate = 180 kg / 405 lbs

>>41334303
Forget that
How does one make chest hair gains?

>t.chesthairlet

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>>41338449
>he counts the bar

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>>41338650
>he counts the weight

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>>41339096
>he counts

>>41338650
>>41339096
>>41339191
>Xhe assumes my gender

>>41339225
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>41337722
bar should be 20 kg

1 plate is 60 kg 2 plate is 100 3 plate is 140 etc

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>>41334379

>>41334431
>>>>Facebook

>>41334594
>I have no brother

this part always gets me

>>41335058
>tfw twinky, 6'4", skelly lanklet
>tfw no matter how much I eat or lift I never make any decent gains
>tfw can't even bench 1pl8 for reps
Should I just give up brehs?

>>41334324
>compliment someone
>"tehe i am going to kill you like this melon"

???

>>41339916
bullshit, I'm your height and I used to be 170 in high school now I'm 210

>>41339916
eat more faggot

>>41340014
I'm was almost 200 before I left uni but now I'm back home with shitty food and mad depression and I'm losing weight quick.
>>41340078
How do I eat 4000 kcals without wanting to vomit?

>>41340201
GOMAD
not even memeing, you are exactly the type of person GOMAD was conceived for.

>>41340251
Is it true milk increases estrogen and gives you tits?

>>41334324
Can someone explain this to none burgers? Why do women do this?

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>>41333667
Is that you, Kuro Momotaro?

>>41333689
What are Chads of Asians and blacks?

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>>41340347
oh my god sometimes i wish guillible people like you died already.

no and no.

>>41335576
Lmfao I'm retarded, 6 plate diddy, 4 plate squat and bench, 2 plate ohp.

>>41339916
how much do you weigh?

I'm 6'4 180lbs and cant bench 1 pl8 either

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Postan one I saved.

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Classic favorite

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>>41340251

>>41340520
Chang and Tyrone

>>41340520
Eiji and Tyrone.

>>41340826
CHANG eats RAMEN and fucks KIMIKO while YOU spend all day working out

TYRONE eats KFC and fucks Beyoncé while YOU spend all day working out

>>41340865
kek

>>41340578
Haven't checked in a couple days and the way its been dropping, it's probably lower by now. Last I checked I was 192.
My 1rm for bench is 140lb but for 5x5 I'll do 115.
It also took waaaaay too long to get there.

>>41337865
I remember this. The screenshot was already posted everywhere before the thread even got pruned.

>>41340799
that fucking willpower

>>41341194
I know right? holy fuck this is amazing, just milk not even bite of anything. That guy will make it once he'll read the sticky.

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>>41334443
Based julius

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>>41334324
1000 hours etc

>>41337722
Yes it does. 1pl8 OHP is 60kg. But you're close, keep going!

Does anyone have any screencaps from the time there was a thread on /fa/ about a guy asking how to describe Jeff Seid's haircut? The OP had wanted to get his haircut that way but was too autistic to print out a picture and bring to show the hairdresser.
Then it got crosslinked on /fit/ and everyone called him "that cookies motherfucker". I think OP did not even know Jeff's name. This was around early 2013 iirc.

>>41334443
What incredible bone structure. I dont think Ive ever seen a more perfect european

>>41334324
>>41336411
Is this the new patrician fetish?

>>41333667
what condition?

>>41334594
I love it.

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>>41335935
haha nice
did you see todays episode? best

>>41334696
what if Im 30 then? 186cm and Im 98% percentile

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>>41334425
Jesus fuck what a bitch, I love manlet memes, but making fun of someone with a genetic disorder on facebook is just cruel.

>>41342715
Lycanthropy

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Fresh from fb. Killed me that she looked at this and thought it would be a good post.

>>41343496
That's her knees saying "Oh Shit" not the Devil.

>>41340251
I'm allergic to milk

>>41337315
10 hours too late but, you fucking read on stand? where the fuck do you guard man cause i want to sign up. If i watch one more fucking senior aerobics class i am going to drop a generator into the pool

>>41343496

>oh shit, the fucking ceilings caving in again.

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>>41343553

>>41343356
>The weak shall fear the strong

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>>41333667
>ignore it
gets me every time

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>>41336594
kek

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>>41334431
>>41335037
>>41339889

i like it

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>>41343553

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>>41343980
>chest press

>>41336411 abortion

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>>41343440

>>41336818
>>41336842
How do you fail to get this pun...

>>41344023
Saw two chinese guys doing chin ups hanging from the smith bar today

almost went over to say something but I realized they would very likely not speak english

>>41333506
Kek clarence

>>41333667

beast titan irl

>>41334696
how do they get the parents of six-year olds to consent to penis measurement

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>>41344214
kek

>>41344012
nigga what

>>41343957
First response
>holy shit what the fuck
Gets me everytime

>>41344410
God damn why are fat women so salty?

>>41344427
Because whales generally live in salt water.

>>41333667
I like the back fur

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>>41333240
thank u scooby

Heard this story from a gymbro who witnessed it so i'll write it from his perspective

>Be at gym
>Small local place geared towards weight lifters, it's awesome and cheap
>Skinny DYEL comes in
>Takes the safety guards off the squat rack
>puts on 200 pounds
>wtf...
>Go back to my own thing for a minute until I hear a massive crash
>think the mirror behind him smashed it was so loud
>Its worse
>He started falling backwards and instead of just letting go and letting the weights fall behind him, he kept holding it
>With the safety guards down, as he slammed the bar down it severed one of his fingers
>Next time I go to the gym someone has ducttaped the safety guards in place

Found out later the kid had never lifted anything before. It was his first time squatting.

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>>41334838
Fucking Jesus

>>41336507
u are actually gay

>>41344012
> yfw you dont do clean with assisted shoulderrolls into one handed OHP

I dont think we gunna make it boys

>>41343823

Summer job on the beach. We get our own towers. I am not allowed to read but whatever, if I keep my sunglasses on one realizes.

>>41334206
Too close to home, anon.

>>41341535
Based Julia 10/10 would bang

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>>41344604
>>41342628
Daily reminder there's nothing more faggoty than sexually submitting to a woman.

>>41344012
thatwentbetterthanexpected.png

>>41345175
friendly reminder that romans were fags anyway

>>41344410
she really doesn't look that good tho tbqh. She needs to lift more.

>>41334394
I don't think it was supposed to be "freak strength", I think it's the implication.

>>41345175
>The Romans were super gay
>Lets be like the Romans
I don't think that pic makes the point that you think it does.

>>41334618
You hit the GYM HARD while BABY eats TITTIES.

>>41344039
This has been in my "happy" folder for a year now :)

>>41344495
Wait, how did he sever a finger? Where was he holding? The weights have a radius, right?

>>41333667
Holy shit, SSJ4?

>>41334432
When will you manlets learn?

>>41344023

I see fat assed girls doing this from time to time

>>41333667
My boyfriend has fur like that. I dig it... But sometimes I'm covered in hair. Especially after sex.

Washing his chest hair reminds me of a dog

>>41345396
I'm guessing that where he held the bar hit one of the cornerposts of the squatrack. That's literally the only way this could happen.

>>41344421
>Dislikes body
>How do I solve this?
>Makes body look worse

Are people really this stupid?

>>41340360
Because they want compliments unless the complimenter is ugly. This woman created a fantasy of this occurring since she has been working out her legs.

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>>41344304
fucken mint laddy

gives us a wholeheartedly kekkel

>>41336594
Thank yu

>>41334571
fuking kekd hard

>>41334206

>went to bed early for gains

Fuck man whyd you have to do this to me

>>41337321
>penetrade

>>41344421
where's the one about boat motor blades cutting up whales

>>41340578
I'm 5'11 manlet and can rep 1pl8 bench? Is it supposed to be an achievement?

>>41346063
Yeah, just like beating the Deku Tree is an achievement.

>>41335058
I'm closer to 2 plate ohp than I am for 4 plate deads.

Literally impossible

>>41340799
>shit is completely liquid

>>41334306
i do this. saves me time

>>41344421
she looks cute though. she's a bit chubby but definitely not fat. women are strange

>>41345175
lmao that image says the contrary you illiterate retard.

>>41344309
Holy kek that was good

>>41344442
Kek

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>>41334324
>tfw I am alright with this.

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>>41344475
I haven't seen that image in such a long time.

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>>41345175
Did you even read what you posted?

>>41337211
oh god this was guuud, he took it like a champ tho

>>41336507
Don't worry anon, I got it right off the bat.

>>41345539
jealous of your furry bf
mine is like a hairless cat

>>41343968
Why are his biceps emphasized, isn't he going to bench it?

>>41334336
Is he actually on a bench though? Looks like he isn't.

And even then, Arnie doing that for a photoshoot in an empty gym is different from some autist taking up a bench in a busy gym.

>>41343876
not enough jpeg

>>41334571
hilarious, but anon's got the right idea though
i'd look so much better without them

>>41342217
Noice

>>41347000

Alpha as fuck rat. It got on dat dirty bulk and took over that anon's apartment.

>>41334443
Holy shit that was rage inducing as fuck episode though. The worst part was when the surgeon outright says kilojouls in and kilojoules out is how fat can be gained, and that diets are just fancy ways of doing that. Cue the massive blast of disapproval and the person with a fucking psychology degree telling him he's wrong about the human body.

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>>41347000
Every time

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>>41343356
> genetic disorder

>>41334618
>shoulder width

I don't think babby

>>41334696
Thanks doc

>>41338449
>those numbers in lb compared to kg

Ego-units much, Ameridyels?

>>41345594
Sometimes I cut myself to see how much it bleeds. It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me

>>41340784

Top keke

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>>41344427
Because each and every one of them likes to imagine themselves as being fit and amazing and special and unique and the type of girl that blokes fight over - and then they see a picture of someone who outranks them mentally and physically and it's a sudden reminder of reality - where they're none of the things they imagine themselves to be.

The ones who fix themselves are the ones that accept reality, blame only themselves for their own mistakes and then persevere with improving themselves. But for many fit bitches (and men to be fair) that's far too much like hard work.

>>41340520
Kim and inmate #4890

>>41334601
underrated

>>41333333

>>41346602
>>41346787
These two faggots can't read. Third paragraph from bottom.

>>41334324
Hot as Fuck

>>41333667
>tatoos
Kek

>>41334324
Thank god her mother reminded Ann to take a watermelon with her in case someone complimented her legs

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>>41333506
>one day

>>41333667

I....uh......kinda wanna run my hands through his back

>>41344279
You mean Zeke? The guy in charge of Reiner and Bertholdt? The armored and colossal titan?

>>41344029
lol, jesus christ

>>41336411
>0:03 what it looks like when a woman lifts during her period

>>41333824
Clarence is so fucking explosive. His clean and jerks are too fucking much.

>>41344304
a modern classic

>>41346761
>Hickok45
Does /k/ like this dude? He's pretty cool.

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>>41340520
Underrated kek

>>41334206
Literally the truth
>But he's gonna make it

>>41344304
I don't get this one. I'm 5 ft 10 and my belly button is like 2 inches below the door knob. Not all door knobs are the same height

>>41341535
Kek not even faceapp can hide the despair from based Julius' eyes.

I just wish I was ./fit/ enough so I can see my own penis

>>41334493
That depends on your weight, I guess.

>>41334493
Wait, you think 1/2/3/4 refers to number of plates? Lolno, it means 1x bodyweight, 2x bodyweight and so on.

>>41340520
Tyrone and Hung Lo

>>41345513
They get it from those Instagram "fitness" girl

>>41336507
/fit/ really is gay

>>41333689
holy shit Diego sounds right for a latino chad

>>41334306
Dat huge range of motion.

>>41346876
Damn, that sucks. Sorry femanon

>>41345175
The Romans sank into degeneracy and their empire fell apart. Same what happens in the West nowadays. Really not an example I'd like to follow.

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>>41334571
>tfw have big fat puffy nipples
It's the fucking xenoestrogens isn't it?

>>41348580
Ok I'm terrible with numbers, by far my weakest area. It's at the point where I pretty much don't instantly put math together when I see something and when I do it's usually wrong, so to be on the safe side I always assume I am and run the calculations thrice in my head to be certain. I'm worried for the general populous if even I, a guy who once took five seconds to piece together that ten was ten times the value of one, instantly realised this is bullshit.

In all seriousness though, this might be an offer for a new gym that's just opening? Planet fitness is planet fitness but I refuse to believe anybody would be dumb enough to come up with that, let alone pay for it.

>>41340799
top kek

>>41348368
>The manlet comes back for revenge 4 years later
Pshhhhh

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>>41345539
>>41346876

I'm as furry as this dude. When my wife and I started dating I was shaving it because that's what you do, right? After about 3 months she asked me to stop because it was so bristly growing back in and now she prefers the look of it too. Would you say it's uncommon for women to like hairy guys? I'm still super self conscious about it around anyone other than my wife.

>>41348343

Everybody likes hickok45. He's the grandfather you wish you had, /k/ or not.

>>41334206

>target destroyed

>>41334330

>MY ANCESTORS ARE SMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL. CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?

>>41349307
Shut the fuck up

>>41337192
apex zozzle

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>>41344023
I see you and raise you

>>41349573
>crossfit sign behind

Color me shocked

>>41346761
I love happy laugh gun grandpa

>>41346534

lel i made the revolver post

>>41348580
it's punishment for coming back and not finding a better gym

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>>41348079
If you're not going to bother defending your actual point from the legitimate argument offered by pointing out the flaw in your evidence, you could have at least posted a smug anime girl
polite sage

>>41348580
The 199 is free of enrolment fees
The 10$/month has a 50$ enrolment fee

>>41349573
wow