Locker Room

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curiosity is a natural human trait, anon.

that's pretty gay bro

>tfw want to suck cock so bad but cant because im not gay

>>41287177
stop watching porn, you always associate dicks with arousal

>>41287283
speaking from experience bub

>>41287283
>>41287292
first guy is actually right

and yes I speak from experience stop being so insecure about your sexuality and feeling

>uni gym changing rooms
>most people at least hold a towel down there or something walking back n forth to the showers
>see one of my lecturers in there
>just striding around with his ancient twignberries flipping around
>have to deal with him frequently with the image of his shrivelled bouncing junk playing across my mind

T-thanks

>>41287301
>>41287283
"let me shift the blame of my homosexual urges towards porn!"

>>41287177
While I don't personally do it, it's just that a lot of guys want to see how they stack up in the same way you might look to see how much other people are lifting. With that being said, don't go trying to sneak peeks at guys if they aren't flaunting it on their own, that's gay as fuck.

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>>41287312
> not sucking some dudes off in 2017 just because HUUUUUUR its gay and trying to make it, pick one loser

I wish it socially acceptable for guys to openly compare and compliment each other's junk

literally nothing gay about it. just like chicks talking about boobs

>>41287365
It's very different. With boobs it isn't about who has the biggest, also women can buy them now like it's nothing. Comparing cocks would be more like women comparing who has the tightest vagina.

>>41287365
I'd get a boner if people complimented my benis.

>>41287408
>be on omegle using the r9k tag
>meet a trap
>"she" compliments me
>whyboner.jpg
>end up showing "her" my dick
>she loves it
>she laters shows her own and it turns out to be way bigger than mine
>we end up jerking together
probably the gayest (but also on of the hottest) thing that ever happened to me no homo

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newsflash: /fit/ is full of full blown faggots

My gym is mostly old farts. (and that's coming from a 42 year old) Holy shit they just love strutting around the locker room with their junk swinging around. Zero fucks.

I look at dicks.
Gives me tinkling sensetaion all over my body.
Sometimes I wish one of them would just take me in the shower.

>>41287506
>Zero fucks.

Why should they give any number of fucks?

>>41287365
>"Yo, brah, nice dick"
>"You too, mate. And thick!"
>"Nah, brah, yours is thicker!"
>"No way, mate. Come here."
>*come close together, dick touching dicks*
>"See, brah, yours thicker!"
>"No, wait, let's see..."
>*both proceed to get hard and Anon grabs both the cocks in one hand, pressing them together, while holding the balls in his other hand as not to have them interfere with the measuring*
>"You've got some nice soft hands, brah. Anyways, see, your cock is thicker."
>"Well yes, mate, but yours looks nicer. *proceeds to retract his foreskin* And it glistens so!"
>"You bet, brah. Anyways, gotta go home, me mum is making me some bagels. See ya, brah."

>>41287589
the touching may be a bit much but id actually be okay with the rest

and im a straight dude

Thank god I don't use the gym showers

>>41287492
>newsflash
Are you new? Did you really think it was just memeing? Oh sweet summer child.

>>41287609
I wonder how long would it take you to get hard the moment you would actually start comparing dicks. The moment he would start walking towards you? The moment you would press your dicks together/get them close?
Don't kid yourself, boy. The moment the dick of his head would slightly touch yours you would want to have your cock covered in his cum.

>>41287628
>>>/lgbt/

>tfw grower
how do i make penis gainz? and don't say jelqing, I'm not falling for that meme again

>>41287666
>sends me to lgbt
>post ends in 666
really makes your gebooble think
But nah. Just want Anon to feel gay and get scared.
>>41287672
Walk around hard and if anyone asks tell them you suffer from priparism.

>>41287688
>Walk around hard and if anyone asks tell them you suffer from priparism.
no joke i usually try to stay at half mast and just change really quick

>>41287701
why do you care about what other dudes think of your wang you homo

>tfw no trap gf to compare dongs with

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>>41287734
>tfw grower
>tfw when other people see it at a measly 1.5"
>tfw full mast it's 6.8"

life is unfair

>>41288152
>he thinks 6.8'' is impressive
how does it feel knowing there are shemales out there with cocks 2 inches bigger than yours?

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>>41287177
Show them who's the boss of this gym.

>>41287270
Underrated

>>41288190
I unironically also feel like that. Love futa porn but im in no way attracted to men faces and bodies.

>inb4 trannies
they are still gross men

I for one am looking forward to the day REAL girls can have dicks

How do I not get boners in the shower from the excitement of being naked around other men?

>>41288247
thats pretty gay m8

>>41287322
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>41288326
a candid look at what some people will pay ~$60 for

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jesus christ /fit/ you're so fucking gay

if this is how the rest of the population acts too im never getting my dick out in the locker room ever again

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>>41287492
23 votes. only the lowest tier of degenerates even vote in these straw poles.

If I caught a man looking at my dick in the locker room I would slap him.
I did this once in a club bathroom when I was living in nigger tier homosexuality is just great california.
This flaming faggot gives me the up and down look and stares hard as fuck.
I had to remind him of his place in the world.
I screamed at him, What the fuck are you looking at, slapped the shit out of him and called him a diseased faggot.
He looked at the ground and apologized.
Faggots need to be reminded sometimes that even tho the jew media gives you a pat of the back for being a faggot. In the real world you are considered a diseased pervert and should be shunned.

Jesus /fit/ you're all faggots
70 of you are confirmed homos

>>41288439
you should have shoved your superior straight cock right then and there deep inside his throat and force him to swallow your load

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>>41288409
newfag
50% of the people here don't lift and just lurk here for the culture also /lgbt/ is here and they are scum..

>>41288479
I should of punched him but homos are not even men so what does that prove.
To slap another male is like spitting in their face, complete disrespect.
I'm sure he learned his lesson, probably went home and blogged about it.
I prolly knocked him down like 5 steps in the confidence arena.
I did enough

>>41288494
lol turned the jew into a lamp and soap. only the most redpilled will get that reference.

>>41287436
>no homo

right

>>41288539
I don't get that reference

My new boyfriend is unironically 8.8x6.4 inches

It looks incredible, but it kind of sucks in terms of practicalities. So far we've only tried fucking 2 times, but its been impossible each time.

I'm going to be really disappointed if I never become able to take it - id rather a 5incher than can actually fuck me than his donkeydick.

>>41288593
almost like nature is telling you to not shove big things up your asshole. Weird

>>41288620

Havent you got a biblestudy group to attend, grandma?

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>>41288580
In one of the money grab fake holocaust books some Jew wrote, he said the nazis turned jews into soap and lamp shades.
Yes this was a published book
yes jews have no shame

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>>41288638
>this new.
hope you get that special homo gift on day anon.. It's only a matter of time ;-)

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>>41287177
Thought not as hard as you OP, I check others from time to time. But it's just because I think my dick is small and so far I've proved it.

>>41287177
go through gay conversion therapy you faggot

>>41288494
>lampshade
kek.

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>>41287177
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong board, /lgbt/ is 2 boards down

>>41288770
Fuck you

you're lying to yourself if you think you don't look at dicks

if anything, going "don't look at it don't look at it aaaah" every time a cock flops around in your field of view it probably means you have to ask yourself some hard questions

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>>41288793
nah fuck you leatherhead

>>41287177
>being this insecure about nudity

Even if you were gay anon, its weird that it bothers you so much in a locker room. Those are spaces where nudity isn't meant to be sexual.

>>41287589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdbaEQP-ckk

>>41287177
What would you do if the exact same guy in the pic does that to you? I'd probably suck his dick and fuck him in the ass.
No homo of course.

>>41288268

Its not gay to get aroused around other naked men, in fact it is a biological inevitability. That's why porn directors often have their male actors stand naked around each other before they film so they'll shoot bigger loads.

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>>41289832
this is the jew mind in action. Porn industry insiders.
How pathetic it must be to be you.

>>41289916

go back to /pol/