fph/fps

>that image
fuck this i'm going back to /v/

>>41158408
Maybe instead of looking to put others down, you should ignore them and care about yourself.
But >90 % of posters in these threads are probably skinny DYELs who post here to feel better because at least they aren't fat.

>>41158652
t. fatty

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>>41158408
Looks like you've stolen my may may kid

>>41159010
It's 100% your fault.

Yes genes factor into this, but that's a shit, piss poor excuse. It's like saying you're a skinny dyel because of your genes.

Do you have to work a little harder than other people? Yeah sure, but if you think that you can't then you're a lazy fat body.

>>41158652
Shut the fuck up you god damn pretzel dick cuckstain. I used to weigh 340 lbs. 340 fucking POUNDS. Now I'm 215 and still losing, want to know what fucking helps? These threads. They give fat shits motivation by encouraging us to be disgusted with ourselves.

If you don't like it, don't fucking post in it. Why you gotta ruin everyone else's fun and motivation?

>>41159010
I lurk these threads in pure morbid curiosity. Looking at obese people making insane excuses and stupid mindsets is pretty interesting, like browsing the feminism hash tag on tumblr.

>>41159010
This is pasta.

>>41159176
This. I dropped 70lb because of these threads

>>41158408
I know this awful shit on sight at this point. ..

>>41158708
Even for a hog that boy is fat.

>>41158708
>>41159807
It's always fat guys who have the weird fetishes.

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>I-It's not fat, it's just my uterus!

>>41159772
By Odin's beard, what is that bench made of?

>>41159772
>tfw starbux has made it socially acceptable for women to drink a supersized milkshake every single day

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>>41160265
>male anatomy professors don't know about anatomy

>>41160538
why do people even like starbucks? Its overpriced and it doesn't taste that great.

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>>41160265
>tfw when your uterus, which weighs no more that 50 grams, presses out your abdominal causing a collection of soft adipose like tissue even though it's just muscle.

If that doesn't make sense you'll never understand because you don't have a uterus
>t. I have a heart and am therefore a cardiologist

>>41160265
It is true that skinny women who dont have sufficient muscle mass will have a gut, but its just the dyel version of being a women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFPB77ULUtQ

Based sheboon

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>>41160726
>and a diet coke

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Remember when it was acceptable to hate fat people in public?

>>41158652
This

>>41159176
How retarded are you for being so fat in the first place?

>>41161699
Based TV show

>>41160653
Can't decipher a single sentence of this ghetto nonsense

>>41161763
Not this

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>>41161763

>>41158408


https://www.reddit.com/comments/66olgb

Just look at the comments at how triggered Fat users on Reddit are about sugar Tax that actually makes them healthy this is Photoshop worthy of making a compilation.

>>41161848
You've not experienced Shakespeare until you've read him in the original klingon

>>41158408

You're not getting me with that again, you disgusting bastard.

Sincerely,

Why am I reading this, Inc

>>41160265
But uterus is behind the bladder...

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>>41158408
Does anybody have a screen cap from the last thread about peaches?

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>>41161699

>>41160265
Angery

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>>41158408

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look on the window

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>>41162687

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does anyone remember this show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp1bEpmmGMs

>>41162720
Hot damn it's the female /r9k/

>>41162670
Looks like Shaggy really let himself go since Scooby died.

>>41162732
>>>/r9k/36441776

read the whole thread

>>41162757
Man do I have to

>>41162766
there's only 21 replies

>>41162650
>When you realize she's almost certainly calling someone to ask how to deal with the fat autistic stalker taking pics of her

>>41162714
>Doesn't believe in God or Chins

>>41162778
>Chins
what the fuck is a "Chin"

>>41162781
The thing you lift over the bar

>>41160538
>supersized milkshake
make that TWO supersized milkshakes at the same time

>>41162628
kek

>>41162697
She's not even fat. That's lymphoedema which could have been from cancer treatment or illness.

At least rag on fat lazy people rather than people that got ill

>>41162653

Nice

Does anyone have the picture of a shoe that's about to explode because of the fat foot in it and has the caption "Nothing should be under this much pressure"?

>>41159772

We need an edit where the employee keeps giving her milkshakes.

>>41160493

WWII tank plating.

>>41162744
it's the guy who founded pirate bay lol

>>41163285
>female body is weaker, more fragile and inferior to a male in any way
>only redeeming quality is that it can house my meat sausage
>"my body is not made to please you" and destroys the only function she has

Remind me why women are so degenerate?

>>41162757

Fuck, that board is pathetic

>>41160265

So then why is my mom just as fat after her hysterectomy? Or is she just head-to-toe filled with uteruses?

>>41161699

Based Al Bundy

>>41158652
H-how did you know desu?

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>>41160653

I'm a professional translator with multiple certifications in 4 languages and even I have no idea what the fuck she's saying

>>41162565
I removed my imgur account long ago. They're a toxic hivemind if anything, even 4chan has a better community...

>>41161699
>>41162628
Ed O'Neill is fucking based, mofo used to box.

>>41163274
God damn. They don't realise that the statue was called "Venus" sarcastically do they? It was a joke about the poor ancient savage and their view of beauty.
It's most likely a carving of a pregnant lady, but the hamplanet stomach sticks out just as far

>>41158708

I don't understand. How is this sexy? How do you even get a fetish like that?

>>41162697

That looks bad, but it might be a real condition.

>>41162670
>That framed Iwata picture inside his dungeon

>>41162697
doesn't belong here

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>>41163307

Easy there buddy, don't lose your fedora.

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>>41163446
There once was a fatpeoplehate subreddit. These were the kind of people that posted there. And I'm sure the majority of posters in this thread is no different.

And the only reason I know is because it got shut down and they all migrated here and posted about it for a while. Thinking we'd care about them because they hate fat people.
This is also about the time when "fat people stories" turned mainly into "fat people hate" threads.

See
http://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/32444242/
https://archived.moe/fit/thread/32812492/
https://archived.moe/fit/thread/32817070/

>>41160265
>bodies with uteri
This jargon of using "bodies" to mean "people" is seriously creepy tbqh.

>>41160254
>>41163662

Something tells me the fatty is playing along because he finally has someone to give him the time of the day and he doesn't want to lose that. As for his mistress/master, it can be a vore fetish or humiliation thing.

>>41162720
>#submission

Say what now? Is this a mental slip about her fetish or repressed sexual desires?

>>41162851
You have absolutely no way of distinguishing this from the picture.

So, time for my baseless claim: you're fat.

>>41163811
I was wondering about that. I liked Fat People Stories threads, the FPH threads are pretty fucking lackluster.

>>41164964
Legs don't look obese-fat. I can see a buckle (?) under her arm which would mean her belly isn't fat. This is a medical problem made apparant by a /fa/ problem.

>>41164964

The FPS threads had been dying down for awhile before that, too. People were telling less stories and posting more FPH things.

I wouldn't mind a hybrid of the themes, stories and random garbage pulled off the internet.

>>41165028
Either people have become worse at coming up with good stories or we have less and less people who actually go outside to see fat people in action.

>>41162565
Ohhh the irony.

>>41160538
As someone who's worked for sbux and cbtl, grown adult males eat just as many shitty crappacuinos as females. People just like to make fun of females for being "basic bitches", meanwhile the guys actually are just as disgusting piglets. Also Blacks and Latinos loooooooveeee caramel frapps. And blacks love to get their iced tea with 10+ pumps of syrup (normally like 3 pumps for a large. I had one who asked for like 25 pumps of raspberry once

>>41160615
100% marketing
I'm >>41165229
They purposely burn their coffee beans for a "unique flavor"- it's absolute shit

>>41163811
They are now on voat. Biggest bunch of losers I've ever seen and all of their content is either recycled from here or months and years old.

>>41160655
No, it's from lack of protein in their diet. It's the same thing starving Ethiopian kids get

>>41159176
>pretzel dick
I lol

>>41162565
There are guys on fit that do the same thing. Talk shit because she looks "bitchy" when in reality theyre just afraid of rejection and failure

>>41160468

>FREE SMELLS

>>41163307
>inferior and weaker in every way
Alright then, go carry your own tiny parasite around with you for 9 months and then try to squeeze that thing out of your dick for all we care. It's been shown many times women can take more than men
>being this fucking dense
Did you not take sex ed? Wtf is wrong with you? Mommy not love you as a child?

>>41165047
Or less and less fat people are in action?

>>41160653
The sad part is this was likely written by a white girl

>>41162670

tfw I live like that too. I need help ;_;

>>41163294

Jesus Christ even the cats don't want anything to do with it.

>>41165327
>2017
>being a woman apologist
Costanza deliver us from this evil

>>41163811
>something changed on the Internet that I don't like so I'll blame Reddit and cry

>>41160615
>tips fedora
It's convenient, it's always the same, and familiar. Sorry it's not elite enough for you good sir.
I like their plain coffee and I like meeting friends and family there.

>>41158408

This is going to be a shitty greentext, be warned

>Celebrate easter
>In conversation with my brother
>Talk about how superficial people are
>Mention how we care too much about how we appear to other
>We speculate in how much of the shit people do is because they actually enjoy it or because they want to create a nice image for the sake of looking good to other people
>We agree that our fear for showing flaws makes things more difficult since it takes longer to solve things without honesty
>Briefly mention that looks shouldn't be the only defining quality in a person
>We should not shun uglier people, but instead give them some room to openly talk about their flaws
>If we were more honest about it then it would encourage people to more objectively look at themselves and think of a way to fix whatever their problem might be
>Fat activist cousin loudly proclaim that she agrees
>She twist and turn my words, and all of a sudden she talks about how nobody should care about their looks at all
>We should do whatever we want and not be berated for it
>Instead of considering being fat as a flaw that can be fixed, she thinks it should stop being seen as a problem whatsoever
>Her idea of open is not about people being more comfortable about admitting their shortcomings, but rather accepting anything without question
>Afterwards she ate all the candy saved for the kids
>Refuse to walk to the store to buy them new candy because "muh knees hurt"
>Cries as grandma calls her a useless hippo

>>41162687

If fried eggs became the dominant species

>>41165587
I'm glad you hate FAs, but you're still autistic and so is your brother.
>why do people engage in social behaviors?

>>41165327
>It's been shown many times women can take more than men
[citation needed]

In other news, it's been shown many times that women CAN'T take as much punishment as men, neither physically, nor psychologically.
t. Every army ever

>>41165718

>but you're still autistic

I have that diagnosis, people do point that out once in a while when I post

But go easy on my brother, I tend to ramble while he nods or add short interjections of his own

>>41162720
>lena dunham posts about seeing Taylor Swift with her new boyfriend at Starcucks

>>41165587
>>41165718
>>41165762
>Shitting on a guy having a convo with his brother about a generally interesting and accessible subject.
WTf anon. Also :
>based grandma

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>>41165762
Extremely based form of autism

>>41162185
At this point, why even bother with makeup?

>>41165897

People with restricted social abilities tend to find their way to this site, don't really know why it's that much of a shocker that I have autism

Either way, you and I can find some common ground in our hatred for fat people

Fuck them

>>41160265
thats correct to a certain extent, even flat bellied women have a super slight bulge there. not an excuse though

>>41162717
>proud of being mentally ill

what the fuck

>>41165934
Good lad

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>>41162717
>my son
>that's a male
Dear Lord

>>41162185
I notice all the fat chicks dont have any thickness to their hair

>>41164841
did you see the lower part of her abdomen? there are no love handles or fat spilling out of her jeans.

>>41165956
not like they can change the fact, might as well embrace it

>>41162781
leafy?

>>41159176
This
Down to 206 from 300 as a 6'0 dude.

>>41165404

Pics? How bad is it?

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>>41160265
Fucking liberals lmao, how scientifically illiterate can you get?

>>41165552
How butt hurt can you get over someone insulting a shitty chain store?

>>41160653
Hah! You can tell she's hip and trendy by the way she types!

(Not really, she's trying way too hard; sounds contrived)

>>41166065
They can treat it and hide it though. It's not like I go around facebook bragging about my schizophrenia and depression. I just treat it the best I can with medication and do my best with what I have. There's no point in being proud of having a metal defect.

>>41165992
Grease and malnutrition

>>41166241
normie phone poster

>>41163467
I used to go on imgur frequently since its format is so easy to quickly view content. I knew it was shit content but it was so easy to view.
the comments rapdily made me hate that fucking site so much. its far worse than reddit which is saying something

>>41162281
No one gives a fuck what dumbass redditors think

Why can't you just stay there or at least not talk about it here?

>>41166349
Strange enough, I've always found the most fun comments on porn websites.

>>41165934

Props to you for actually taking it in stride anon, I know too many people who are autistic that would take it far worse than you because theyve been told all their life that "autism is a superpower".

You sound like a good guy.

>>41165992

Girl in my flat is 18 but looks 30. Her face is literally a ball and her body is a ball, gives her a really weird almost "snowman" type of look, her hair is fucking disturbingly, thin. She has to get the uni plumber to dig her hair out of the drain every week because it falls out so much and she doesnt think of this as a problem.

>>41162687
>all that water around the outside of the hottub due to displacement

When they got out it was probably half full

>>41162670
the aesthetics of absolute failure

>>41160653
Hundreds of years from now this will be alongside the Voynich manuscript as one of the great mysterious works of literature.

>>41162717
That's a 12 year old kid.. I don't see the problem with this

>>41165327
Why can't they take a punch from a full grown man? I can.

>>41158408
i used to think these stories were a meme like most people do, but i'm not so sure now. not the best story but my first experience.

>fat coworker chatting with a few of us
>topic of conversation somehow gets onto protein and fitness
>she mentions how gross fit guys are
>"all their puffed up muscles and veins everywhere"
>"pretty lame how they spend so much time in the gym haha"
>"no thanks not for me"
>goes on to talk about her new diet and how hard it is
>this surprises me as through the day i saw her eat at least 500-700 cals worth of chocolate from stuff i brought in

>>41166255
I don't care if they insult Starbucks, but it was done in a very snowflaky way

>>41165943
That is correct to no extent you dumb fuck

>>41166580
By saying it's overpriced and bad tasting?
They charge way too much and objectively, they burn their coffee

>>41166580
>it's overpriced and tastes bad

How the fuck else are you supposed to word it, autismo?

>>41165327
show us your pussy cumdumpster

>>41163725
That's fucking nasty!

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>>41162717
>So much diversity

Yeah, that's why king cuckold lost the minority's vote and the woman vote

These privileged upper middle class white shits look at this picture and see diversity. No wonder Hillary SHAT all over him; it's what happens when your campaign is run by ignorant millenials who go $100k in debt getting degrees in their hobbies

>>41166640
>>41166646
Starbucks is cheaper than your local meme hippie coffee shop and if you don't like it don't go there. You don't have to signal your virtue by pointing out that you are too good for it unlike the sheeple.

>>41165327
>Alright then, go carry your own tiny parasite around with you for 9 months and then try to squeeze that thing out of your dick for all we care.
Don't worry, that function being replaced by a machine will happen soon enough. No man needs a woman to wash his clothes, cook his food, clean his house anymore.

The future is now.

>>41166745
No, she listened to wealthy limousine liberals corrupt academics and dem higher ups who were obviously throwing the election.

>>41166769
I make my own coffee because I'm not retarded and actually like coffee.
Quit defending some shit McCoffee shop just because it makes you feel smug to drink their burnt trash

>>41165327
>It's been shown many times women can take more than men
Then how come the world's best athletes are all men? Why are there so few women in the army?
>>41166769
You still haven't refuted any of their arguments, buddy. How hard is it to buy a fucking coffee machine and some coffee beans?

>>41163484
Nah, he sold out and he's on that liberal circle jerk sitcom now

>>41166807
>>41166808
It's not hard. But sometimes you go to a place to see other people outside of your dark cave.

Again, I don't care either way about Starbucks, but you're the smug elitist claiming to know better than everyone.

>>41166819
Why do you want to see the wannabe hipsters and hambeasts that hang out at a starbucks?

>>41165404
Yeah. You fucking do you disgusting thing.

Get your shit straight, that's repulsive and unhealthy.

>>41165934
Were all friends here m80

>>41166796
This.

I'm not a democrat, but at least Sanders believes in what he was saying, Hillary changed her views for the highest bidder.

>>41166917
Near the end Bernie went down that road too, although I would have never voted for him I respected him before that, now he's just another cuck

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>>41166917
>Sanders believes in what he was saying, Hillary changed her views for the highest bidder.

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me on the left

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This is not really fat people, but rather general nutrition related, but I'll post it anyway.
The thing in the picture is a juicer called juicero. It costs 400$ (used to be 700$) and the firm selling the things gathered 120million in funding for this piece of garbage. It allows you to buy a bag of preprocessed fruits and vegetables for somewhere between 5$ and 8$. These are then pressed in the machine and a single glass of juice comes out. Unless of course the machine detects via QR code on the bag, that your bag of junk has been remotely disabled or is expired.
In addition to everything retarded about this the machine is also not even needed. You can just press the damn bag by hand and get almost the same result, but they don't sell them to you unless you buy the machine first.

Obviously it got a raving review by Ms. Gwyneth "7 Limes" Paltrow.

The moral of the story: you don't have to be fat to have no idea about food.

>>41166769
Starbucks is shit. I go to higher quality places, like dunkin donuts and McDonald's.

>>41167111
I know it's a shitpost but they legitimately have better coffee than starbucks

>>41160653
I got my butler to have a quick go at this. He was called away for High Tea, but I could get him to translate the second half if demand exists.

"Everytime one of my "Acquaintances" informs me "A positively entertaining notion arose between me and the spouse recently, in which he admitted a moderate attraction towards you." Pray tell, where is the humour in this interaction? It is possible he has duped you with the widely renowned and respected line of "I do not find women with positive body humours sexually stimulating". Alas, it is my pleasure to explain to you, that the dupe is truly on you. For you see, you have foolishly revealed the attitude in which you must speak to me and about me when my back is turned to he buffet at the ball. Furthermore, the dupe is even more complicated than you initially imagined.
For you see, he is fully aware of your notion that a woman of my colossal size could not possible kindle an affair with your spouse. Let me put this to you: when your back is turned and he is in the study by himself, disgracing the Good Lords wishes, he is in fact thinking of me. I do not consider this a win, and I urge you to think upon my previous comments, so as not to repeat myself.
Consult you calendar, dear acquaintance, for it is 2017. It is fashionable to be attracted to small planets! And even more fashionable to deny this, and so resort to covering their indiscretions with "Even the most inhospitable territories need to be explored, for the good of society". Do not be duped further into thinking you should launch personal attacks in response. Should I find such a letter, I shall kindle the aforementioned affair and get Quentin to deliver his sketches of the act to you in a private setting."

>>41167177
Quite

>>41166065
You can accept something about yourself without being proud of it. Why the fuck would anyone be proud of something that happened out of their control.

>>41167222
Especially a thing thats out of their control and makes them retarded

>>41158652
I was 215 and got down to 159 before making gains to 180. These threads have motivated me better than anything else has. Just because they don't work for you doesn't mean they don't work for other people. Even when I was a fatass, I still found them hilarious and need them to help me stay on track.

>>41167111
>>41167175
very true. known as "charbucks" for coffee snobs. when a coffee bean is roasted, you get the most flavor when it's done light-medium roast, but also the most inconsistency, so the quality of the bean is important.

But if you just burn it to a very dark roast, you get a consistent, burnt flavor that doesn't really depend on how good the beans are. So Starbucks, being a coffee corporation where no variation is allowed, just burns the shit out of their beans so that they'll never taste different.

McDonalds and Dunkin Donuts use closer to a medium roast, which has a better flavor.

Also some more coffee pills for the unaware: Darker roasts do not mean "stronger coffee" as in more caffeine. It actually means less caffeine, and more burnt flavor. So if you're a /fit/ bro that drinks coffee purely for the caffeine, stick to a light/medium roast.

>>41167318
I just take caffeine pills. It's faster and cheaper.

>>41167063
oh shit this thing. also their CEO is an insufferable cunt, who envisions himself as the next Jobs.

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>>41167177
Rather

>>41167063

I bought a Ninja Bullet thing from Costco for like $60 bucks and it does the same thing but better.

>>41158408
you fuck

>>41166402
Thats nasty anon
Does she has noticeable bald spots?

>>41166917
That faggot owns three houses

>>41162185
is this how foie gras is made?

>>41167177
i 'ad a giggl govna

>>41167340
>he doesn't cook his own meth

Hello r*ddit

>>41166402
>>41167527
I had the same problem as a male, but my hair is thick and juicy as fuck. You can fill a shower drain pretty easily without balding.

>>41159772
>file name
kek

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>>41167063
Why don't they just sell the fucking juice?

>>41167690
>my state has Sudafed prescription only because of the amount of meth addicts

Such is life in Mississippi.

>>41167713
Mission statement was apparently to make the iPhone of juicers.

>>41167713

Why sell the juice when you can sell a DRM Juice Subscription for five times the price?

>>41162670
Google Marko hento

>>41166769
>not going to your local coffee shop and buying their beans to grind yourself
I pay roughly $.20 per cup of coffee that is 100% better than shitbux

>>41167753
>>41167730
Man, this shits gonna crash and burn in less than a year

>>41167177
Indubitably

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Why do religious people tend to be fat? Is it because they want to get to heaven faster?

>>41166556
What's the diet called? POCAD? As in pound of chocolate a day, meant to bulk up even the skinniest hardgainer.

>>41159176
Same, down from 342 to 230ish. mostly from these threads helping me realize just how much i hated myself, and then turning that into constructive energy

>>41165587
>>Cries as grandma calls her a useless hippo

lmao

>>41167936
Its the after sermon buffet that draws them in to church

>>41167063
>Remotely disabled juice
>There may come a day where you need a membership to drink juice

>>41168093
Well how else are you going to stop people from pirating fruit?

>>41162799
Nah, I'm pretty sure that's still not normal

>>41167936
Same reason as education and obesity. Lower educated people tend to be religious, same with lower incomes.

>>41168093
>Drink verification juice.

>>41162185
THis one makes me mad because shes not even enjoying it. like..im sure it tastes like some kind of sweet dessert shit or something that, flavor wise, most people would like...but she's just sucking it down. fuck

>>41166424
There's only like two liters of water in there

>>41162717
And I thought my teeth were bad, fucking hell

>>41165718
>>41165762
>you're autistic
>yeah?
>...

I love it

>>41167063
>breadmakers
>tortilla makers
>juicers
>fucking whatever

When will this several decade long trend of "you buy our $500 machine and put our $10 container of premade ingredients into it and it turns into something that costs $0.08 at the grocery store" end? Then again I own a kuerig so maybe I can't talk.

>>41167713
before they found out you could just squeeze the packs by hand, you could buy JUST the juice. now, however, you have to have purchased a Juicero and have a verified purchaser account on their site in order to buy the packs

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>>41168562
I own a (vintage, actually that old) Braun filter coffee machine and it exudes an aura of so much 80's office politics it practically quotes American Psycho at me and softly plays Vaporwave whenever I turn it on.

>>41168562
>mom goes to fast food place and gets a salad with grilled chicken in it for 5 bucks
>i buy a head of lettuce for 80 cents, some spinach for about the same, and some chicken for 5 bucks
>make 6 salads
>"BUT IT'S SO MUCH CHEAPER TO JUST BUY FAST FOOD, SON YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT"

>>41168670
do we have the same mom

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>>41162967
there's not enough footage to make it loop perfectly

>>41168562

Nothing wrong with a Keurig, as long as you're using your own refillable K-Cup with normal coffee in it.

>>41163274
Worst part is that shitty tattoo took 6 hours

>>41168858
I feel that somewhat defeats the purpose.

>>41165934
You're gonna make it man, good on you

>>41168864

If you only want a single cup it's much easier and less wasteful.

>>41168818
If someone could put a building in the background it to block the cars, it could be a proper loop, however that's probably way too much effort.

>>41168562
Bread machines that take normal ingredients (not pre-packaed, I mean) and just mix and bake them, are quite neat imo.

>>41168562
Hey Bread machine are pretty awesome. It's great coming home opening up the thing and having a fresh thing of bread to enjoy.

>>41169081
it's called a loaf friend, don't thank me

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>>41162717

>>41169081
Learning to make some fucking dough is much more practical. It's not rocket surgery. The only thing you you need is a good quality oven. It may be pricey, but if you get one you can make pizza, cookies, cakes and all kinds of shit. But hey, let's continue being retarded and incapable of actual cooking. Better buy some modern age machine that does a shit job.

>>41168955
I would do it but rotoscoping is a bitch.

>>41167936
>religious people

I don't recall seeing any fat Shaolin monks, ISIS fighters or suicide bombers. Meanwhile I've been fat and agnostic most of my life. That's the problem with most western atheists. The aren't anti-religion, they are anti-christian. Argue against them enough and they'll start bringing up personal experiences about being "abused" by their parents for religious reasons. Yes, having stuff burned or being forced to do things sucks. Yes, religious people can be tards. But fuck off if you hate Jesus for it. Atheism means challenging the concept in general, not just the religion of your parents.
Judging by the examples mentioned earlier, I'd say that obesity is a cultural rather than religious thing. Christian families traditionally get together more often. And when families get together they eat. Manwhile, western atheism is most popular among liberal hipsters. These tend to follow a different culture, eat alternative crap and avoid meat.

>>41168244

Getting a diploma in your hobby or attending indoctrination courses doesn't make you educated. Mathematics, physics, biology. THESE are higher education, not acting or art school.

>>41168665
that is one hell of a kitchen appliance

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>>41165327
>>41165327
Pic related

>>41169261
> implying I don't know how to make all that.
I put in everything, turn it on in the morning and by the time I get home I have a fresh loaf of bread for the week. Considering I only bought the thing for $30 at the thrift shop and I use it every week I think it was a good purchase

>>41162565
Bumping for this. Anyone have it?

>>41164704
This really, it's really dehumanizing and more importantly abstracts things meant to be grounded in reality.
It's like describing a place as a "space". I now consciously try to avoid using that word whenever possible now

>>41163455
Is rosetta stone a good program to learn a language? Im thinking about learning french or italian.

>>41170402
Not that guy, but I've learned 2 languages off Duolingo. I pirated Rosetta stone, and I used it for a while, but I like Duolingo way more. I want them to get fucking Japanese already so I can be a massive weeb faggot and maybe get some cunny next time I visit Japan.

>>41169763
When men get fevers, it's debilitating for them? or do they feel the same level of pain as child birth, but handle it better? You're retarded lol

>>41170519
Do women even feel pain during child birth anymore? Don't they just use local anesthetic and merge their anuses with their vagina with scissors for extra room?

>>41170554
vaganus

>>41170575
>vaganus
Reminds me of some girl on pornhub that makes her own videos with her boyfriend, and she had some weird birth defect where she was born without an anus and the doctor had to make one for her.

>>41169502
Arabs are obese as shit

>>41165229
holy fuck, is this why every time i get my coffee made by a black person at mcdonalds i have to very forcefully emphasize no sugar or it comes out tasting like syrup

>>41166402
she prob has PCOS

>>41158708
for him, the hardest part was tasting the apple

>>41159772
i like to think i would refuse her service up to the point of even being fired. i signed up to be a barista not a fucking executioner

>>41167551
He's the most popular US politician, of course he's going to have more income. Yet he's actually unmatched in terms of fighting income inequality, simply by raising awareness.

Stop watching Fox news, you're inbred pedigree is showing

>>41164736
no, it means it was submitted to the blog by another user.

>>41168665
I kind of want one anon.Where can I pick up this 80's corporate vaporwave coffee machine?

>>41162650
I am so fucking glad I made friends and learned social rules and etiquette in high school or I'd probably be this guy right now.

>>41162687
How viscous is that water now

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>>41162717

FUCKING LOVE THIS SHOW MY BROTHER

>>41165327
Is this b8? There are thousands of things that hurt more than giving birth. The women who regurgitate this bullshit that having a baby is the hardest the a human can go through are all bored housewives who’ve never accomplished anything in their whole life so they have to make a big deal about something half the population does.

>>41168093
>We texted you a verification number
>please enter the 6 digit code to enjoy your juice

>>41160615

Their plain black coffee is cost per ounce the cheapest for all sizes of all the major coffee shops. And they are consistent and reliable in almost every part of the world I've been to.

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>>41160468

Is she taking a shit in public?

>>41170554
That's not a medical procedure mate, that's a fucking fistula.

>>41161699
I mean who's going to stop you from calling em fat? Go nuts.

>>41161699
B
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>>41159176
Right fucking on! I went from 275 to 190 and these threads are great motivators because they HELP FATFUCKS SEE THEMSELVES!

Butthurt PC crybabbies FOAD.

>>41163294
>holding dinner

>>41171992
It happens. I used to shit myself in public all the time due to severe anxiety. Sometimes places in America won't let you in unless you buy something, so just shit on their doorstep.

>>41172210

> those fb comments

holy fuck these people are beyond pathetic

>>41165943
We got a live one

>>41166241
see the march for science to answer your question

>>41165327
How many children have you had?

>>41172210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5BL4RNFr58

>>41165327
>referring to a baby as a "tiny parasite"
feminists are vile scum

>>41172409
Yeah, it's not like it's their child. It does nothing to serve them, all it does is leech their resources they rightfully stole from men. Disgusting.

>>41162565
she looks bitchier on the left though

>>41162690
lol I remember that fag

>>41163285
>wearing makeup
>doesn't care what i think of her
O K a Y yyYy

>>41162717
>trish hack
more like trash hick
>bipolar
>giving herself fake disorders to support le burnie man

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>>41163725
>>41166717
did you guys read the update?
turned out he WAS a fat fetishist. the OP said they talked through it and she didn't care about his fetish.
all the commenters were going wild because she completely missed the point: the problem wasn't that he had a fetish, the problem was that he was controlling her

>>41162650

Lmao I remember this from that Indian hate thread the other night.

>>41160653
>every time a "homegirl" tells me "oh you know what's funny, my boyfriend thinks you're pretty
So never? I'm guessing it only does happen when they're lying to make the fat bitch stop cutting herself.

>>41158652
>>90 % of posters in these threads are probably skinny DYELs who post here to feel better because at least they aren't fat.
and it works

>>41158708
what haircut is that?

>>41163265

>when you ordered the wrong size mail order bride

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=31b_1492867807

>>41166808

Stop being so fucking autistic. I'm not whatever other pleb you've been arguing with but your REEEEEEEE over Suckbucks is super faggy.

>$1.75 for a strong cup of black coffee is cool with me
>meeting actual friends there on the reg to bullshit with in real life is also pretty neat.

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>>41162717
can we talk about that qt to the left

>>41163307
>>>/r9k/

>>41173381
that makes me sick

>>41162720
I strongly identify with this post.

>>41172301

> used to shit myself in public all the time due to severe anxiety

W-what

>>41167713
I think you're onto something. So instead of making it easier for them to juice fruit, you're saying we should juice it ourselves and sell it? You might be the next Steve Jobs of fruit juice!

>>41163484
Also a brown belt in BJJ

>>41158652
I post here because I'm fat and I need to hate myself to be motivated.

>>41172301
Shouldn't you be drawing Sonichu?

>>41160468
And to think I was so proud of my 2pl8 squat, when this bitch routinely squats 300+ lb

>>41160615
Same reason people like sips. Considering flavor + caffeine addiction

>>41160653
Tbh, with the high test threads detailing straight into fupa fatty territories and faggots on here still posting "i would", she's perfectly correct.

>>41169502
Obesity is through the roof in the middle-east and Latin America.
Atheism is through the roof in Northern Europe, Eastern Europe and East Asia.

The results are clear, god makes you fat.

>>41163455
"Guys, notice me, look at me fitting in on the circlejerk! I know, I'll try and one up everyone else too!"
It was way too easy to tell that you're a loser IRL

>>41174206
He's right tho. Physically men are much more durable then women.

>>41171368
https://www.amazon.de/Braun-Aromaster-inkl-schwarze-Kaffeemaschine/dp/B00008K5XZ?th=1

Just select white color and pucker up for the shipping, but it's pretty cheap to get and even cheaper in the long run due to lolfiltercoffee.

>>41173259
Fat Boy Trim

>>41159176
Same

>down 330-185
almost there, bois

>>41175516
that's amazing, good job anon

>>41168093
>tfw iPhone is dead so I can't access my iJuice app to unlock my daily juice
>set my almond activation alarm to 1pm but my boss made me go for my 10min lunch break at 12:30

>>41163519
They're more or less confirmed as being statues pregnant women would make of themselves from their own point of view, hence the elongated breasts, enlsrged stomach contrasted with a very narrow pair of legs.

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>>41158708
Is that actually pepper on him?

>>41165904
thought the very same thing my man

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>>41168093
Reminds me of those dystopian xbone greentexts

>>41173259
Nearly Bald But Not Quite

>>41165229
Barista here. I work in Melbourne aus, two different jobs.

First one is a trendy wholefoods cafe in the suburbs, big on lactose free gluten free fat free etc. Mostly older whites. People get a lot of weird spot like the turmeric/matcha/wet chai lattes, but mostly when they buy coffee it's coffee.

My other job is at a coffeeshop on a uni campus, and it's awful. Frappes, mochas, flavoured lattes all day. Indians are the worst, I have one regular who gets a small cappuccino with four teaspoons of sugar. And a Chinese girl who barely speaks English, and gets a medium latte with vanilla and double hazelnut syrup, AND two sugars. Disgusting.

Blog over

>>41168858
>not finding a keurig in a dingy alley and reusing the same emptied out K-cup over and over again

Just go ahead and give Schlomo your bank information, goyim.

>>41171060

Nothing you judt said is true. The average congressman adds 10x their yearly income to their net worth every year, btw.

>>41171060
>Most popular politician
Doesn't even win the primaries against one of the most unlikable cunts on earth.
>Self proclaimed socialist
Owns 3 houses when he could instead be redistributing that wealth to people in need.
I don't care that he owns 3 homes. I care that he pushes an ideal that he doesn't conform to.

>>41175779
>Evanescence t-shirt
Huh, I guess fat does make you stupid.

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>>41158408
Fat families

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6reY8GuLYq8

Skip to 3:21 for a laugh.

>>41176683
3:14*

>>41176683
>skip to 3.14
>skip to pi
>fat people

I had a little Kek

>>41162687
One more fatty and there would be zero water in that pit

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>>41176800
Watch it anon, you can't laugh at fat people.

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>>41169763

>>41175038
He wasn't discussing durability, he was being an obnoxious faggot. There's a big difference.

>>41177117
This

>>41172816

No way. I didn't read the update, I just wanted to give the file a funny title.

Man, that's messed up.