>tfw no gf

nobody here does

>wanting a GF

lmao

Having multiple girls to bang and then get away from them all and hang out with the bro's is where it's at senpai

>>41082675
i do

>meet a girl
>we hit it off
>we've been talking for 2 months now
>few weeks ago one of her friends messages me on Instagram saying how much my girl would really like flowers
>she helps me pick out flowers to send to my girl at work as a surprise
>she loves it
>have a big date planned for Tuesday
>gonna ask her to be my qt 3.141592653 gf then
>ask same friend if she thinks it's a good idea or if i should wait until my girl is more comfortable first
>reads message but doesn't respond
>since then qt I've been seeing has been avoidant and cancelled our regularly scheduled Friday night plans

Where did I go wrong? Why do girls act so weird?

>>41082733
>anon you're such a great friend

>>41082703
then get out

>>41082733
they think you're too clingy now.
you should ignore her and start talking to other girls to get ahead of the curve.

>>41082749
oof

>>41082761
We've mutually established that we're only going to see each other which is why I got the idea in my head to ask her to be my girlfriend. Otheriwse I would have been too scared to even think of the idea for that very reason: being too clingy

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>>41082778
it doesn't matter what you think has been established already, your best bet is to start talking to other girls, just have a back up plan.

>>41082733
First fuck up
>bought flowers because her FRIEND told you to
Don't be a fucking beta cuck, you should say "huh? right, thanks for the advice but im good"

Second fuck up
>ask the friend anything regarding to the girl you like
She will obvs fucking tell the girl you awkward fuck.

In her head she's thinking
>"wow anon is such a pussy beta leftist to ask me out without asking my friend, pathetic"

Holy shit you're a pussy faggot, if i like a girl i'll ask her out when I FEEL LIKE IT.

>>41082675
I don't either, I have a fiancee instead.

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>tfw no thea or martine gf

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>>41082832
This. Some of the best advice I almost never hear in terms of dating is don't talk to a woman's friends. Especially about the woman. They don't want you to succeed, they want to start drama and force themselves into shit that they have no place in.

>decide to get coffee meets bagel
>see a girl on there, pics only make her look 5/10
>not sure why but i decide to "like" her
>we match
>talk for a few weeks
>she seems super cool, owns her own business, and is busy all the time
>finally hang out with her last night
>get dinner, go to a bar, convos are going good
>shes much hotter in person
>she went to a christian school, not super religious, but seemed like a nice conservative girl
>going in for kiss at the end of the night, half expecting to either get denied or just have a quick peck cause i assume shes innocent and sheltered
>she pulls me in and we start making out
>go into her car, finger her
>starts tellin me all this kinky stuff
>hangin out monday, gonna seal the deal then

Completely wasnt expecting that.

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>>41082901
>she pulls me in and we start making out
>go into her car, finger her
>starts tellin me all this kinky stuff

Hey lads it's >>41082733 here

She just texted me saying we have to talk later.

It's fucking over and I don't know why. I want to cry

>>41085093
Keep us posted anon, let out your feels

>>41082674
belive me you're better than me, she just told me " I'm sorry, won't work" after spending the last month telling me she loves me and softening my heart... just learn to appreciate that sometimes it's not as bad as it seems i'd trade feels with you anyday. I feel destroyed everything hurts.

>>41082901

Why?
Women like sex as much as men do, maybe even more.
Imagine if you were raised to be conservative and were "held back" from sex in general, you'd be fucking rabid.

>>41085093
Im sorry anon. If she says its me not you I will cry with you.

>>41085169
She said she'll call me later around midnight tonight. I told her that's fine

Looks like I'm crying myself to sleep tonight boys.

Here's a story from one of our dates

>driving around on a Saturday night
>every Saturday night my favorite radio station has what they call "Saturday Night House Party" where people call in requests and they get played on air
>tell her I'm gonna call in a Red Hot Chili Peppers song bc we both like them
>she immediately says I should request By the Way
>I call and get on air right away and ask for the song
>few minutes later after the commercials are done our song comes on
>it became /oursong/ that night

Whenever we'd be making out that song would always find it's way on to the radio somehow. I won't be able to hear that song again without thinking of her

>>41085529
you're a huge pussy, I really hope you don't talk as pansy as this in real life faggot

>>41085525
I hope she doesn't say that but i feel like she will.

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>tfw I actually finally have a loving caring GF

Feels good man

>>41085543
Y-you too m8

>>41085560

wtf

if that's her I've got bad news, fucked her a few months ago

>>41085268

this is like every single guy ever just replace the held back with cant get

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>finally found a mildly autistic qt3.14 gf

>>41085583
Nah that's not her. Just thought the picture was funny

>>41085529
You are fucking gaaay

>>41085598
Post pic.

>>41085598

like in vid related?
>tfw no autistic gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm6FpvcOvC8

>>41085598

>mildly autistic

made me kek

>>41085268
>Women like sex as much as men do, maybe even more.
lol. women don't like sex. they put up with it to get resources until the beta well runs dry, then it's on to the next poor sap.

>>41082674
>tfw got s crazy girl pregnant and my hopes and dreams in life are going up in smoke and I pray for a miscarriage
Don't feel so bad anon, it could be much worse

>>41085636
Holy shit this was hilarious.

That friend zone at the end lmao

>>41082674
My 15 years old brother has a daughter and made a girl to abort hid unborn baby

Im 24 and i cant get a gf and im ugly as fuck, people are hostil to me and women ignore me


I dont kys because i have hope but that hope is going away every day that pass

I just want to feel better and be a normal guy and have a normal life

Why my life have to be like this?

Im about to cry right now

Every one i know is having fun while im here alone drinking cheap vodka

>>41083036

>has never been pulled into a kiss

Virgin detected

>>41085657
Yeah no. I've been sleeping with a girl for over 2 years and I haven't even bought her a meal in that time. We also don't even talk, she texts me, comes over, fucks and leave. She gets nothing from me except dick. She seems to enjoy sex quite a bit. Maybe you're just bad at sex?

>>41082863
They arenr cute

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>>41082674
I'm only a few months from turning 26. I've never once kissed a girl or been on a date, or even had a girl call me attractive. I've tried to go on some to, but have always been denied. I just gave up on it all now, learning to accept it and tune out the people who comment on my singleness.

Hopefully one day the emptiness will go away. I enjoy life, I just wish I could find someone who would love me back.

>>41085714
You are right
He is just beta

>>41085636
lel

>I'm former /fit/ now 40 lbs+, 200lbs turned fatty slob
>Always had gf's through the years, sometimes seeing up to 5 grills simultaneously in a week on a regular
>come off as chad slayer of pussy
>added weight because of medication
>notice I get less attention from people in general, less checked out by women
>still manage to have two gf's

how can you guys not have gf's?
all it takes is a bit of effort with some general common sense

>>41085788
Same here, I'm 24

I'm alone here in this saturday

I'm this guy

>>41085697

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>>41085751

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>>41085803

>>41082674
(((((GOLDBERG)))))

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>23yo kissless virgin shut-in
>have literally never held a conversation with a girl in my entire life
I'm losing my sanity, bros. I think lack of human intimacy is rotting my brain.

>>41085803
If you are ugly then you can't do nothing

I'm ugly, I have a big nose and that make me horrible

>tfw 21
>Havent had a gf since 18
>No prospects in the future
>Still cutting so dont wanna gf till I look /fit/
I feel like this isnt too bad compared to some of you guys but damn I miss having a gf

>>41085814
They look like pigs
Fuck those germánics

>>41085835
>If you are ugly then you can't do nothing
Wrong
You can have plenty of money

>>41085529
That's why you don't fucking associate songs with these hoes you vagina.

>>41085858
That can't be kind of hard for an ugly person as many people won't like you

I just need a nose job and I will be normal looking

>>41085846
spotted the third worlder

>>41085896
I'm Dominican

I'm the Dominican that hate on germania

If you browse /pol/ you might see me around hating on those pigs

>>41085825
So what? You think sitting at home all day will fix it? Why don't you start changing something god damnit

>>41085813
I feel you mate. I'm lucky ion that I have friends, but every single one is in a relationship at this point. I hung out with two of them today and they were both talking about how great their wives are. Meanwhile I'm a virgin at 25 who's biggest claim to fame is 3/4/5 for bp/squat/deads. Girls don't care about those numbers so it does nothing for me.

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>>41085529
>be Anthony Kiedis god tier vocalist
>make an amazing song pouring out my heart to the world
>generally well respected as a musician and an artist
>some faggot decides to associate my song with a dumb fucking whore
>can't enjoy my song anymore because he's a beta piece of shit that caught feelings
>fuck a prostitute and shoot up heroine
>write a god tier autobiography
>what was this greentext about again?

mfw

>>41085939
I just want a normal life and stop feeling like shit specially on weekends

It hurts that I can't go our and have nice moments

I live In DR and I have seen many attractive girls but I can't do nothing, just be alone

>>41085687
He handled it like a fucking champ, though.
>Oh well, plenty of fish in the sea for me
>Farewell, my friend. Heh.
This man with autism has more charisma and confidence in his fucking finger than most people on /fit/ will ever have.

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>>41086010
Maybe one day the pain will go away friend. It's what I'm hoping for at this point

>>41086054
If i get a nose job i will be normal looking

>>41085825
>have literally never held a conversation with a girl in my entire life
No fellow students?
No coworkers?
No one you know from church or something?
None at all?

An Hero before it gets any worse.

>>41085825
you need a job in retail

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Tell me your break up stories brehs, mine is still fresh and it feels like hell. Four years and now we're done. Tell me it gets better.

>>41085093
one of 4 things happened here
1) You came on too fast, and she was just looking for an ego-stroking not a relationship
2) She's playing hard to get
3) She found someone else
4) You're not good enough for her and she found someone else

t. Guy who has never been good enough for 21yrs
sorry bud

>>41085825
Ffs, that post just me me realise I'm in the same situation.

>All aboard the feels train! Choo choo...

>>41086157
Exactly 4 months ago today my gf of three years broke up with me and proceeded to fuck almost every guy she came across.

Later I realized that she wasn't right for me at all. Now I'm trying to better myself by going to the gym and eating right, so if I ever see her again I'll know that I didn't let her get to me.

It gets better, anon. But you have to make it get better, otherwise nothing will happen.

>>41085093
If she is going to reject you for being too nice then she doesn't deserve you. Think what would have happend later if she was ok this time. Same result.

>>41086157
>Mutual break up with gf of 5 years in December
>See things she would like and get sad that I can't show them to her
>Really lonely at night
I don't actively miss her so that's something r-right?

>be forever alone
>never had a gf
>only go to the gym and post on /fit/
>get a gf
>comes to the gym with me
>have sex almost every day
>everything is perfect
>find out she cheated on me the entire time with her ex bf
>they are back together now
>think about her every day, even more depressed now

its not worth it brahs

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>>41086228
I know that feel brah. It's weird too, opened up snapchat to send "her" an inside joke pic of something at the store. Then I realized how she would probably open it and not respond then I'd feel even more shitty all day.

i want off this ride

>>41086228
Same here. GF of three years broke up with me in December. I've stopped thinking about her everyday, but sometimes I'll think of or see shit she likes and realize that she probably doesn't want to hear from me.

Which is fine, because later I realized that she was terrible for me in every way.

>>41086248
If she cheats on you and gets with the guy she cheated with, she'll probably cheat on him too. Don't waste your time or energy on people who treat you like shit, just move on.

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>tfw get a new fetish with every woman you've dated
>was with a dentist for a year
>i would place my head on her lap while watching tv
>she would stroke my hair, face and facial hair
>sometimes she would take out a flashlight and stick her hand in my mouth
>swear to god she got off to this shit
>loves how natural my teeth are, not pearly white, but no cavities or erosion

Been testing women by laying my head on their laps ever since. The feel of a woman's touch on every part of your head is amazing.

>>41086157
I broke up with a girl about 6 months ago. We were friends for like 4 years before we decided to try dating. It lasted around a year. We were pretty happy for a while, but eventually I realized that we are too much alike to really work out together long-term. So I broke up with her.
It was weird and unexpectedly painful for a while (probably cause it was my first real relationship), but things are pretty much back to normal now. DESU I'm glad we tried it, but I think she makes a much better friend than girlfriend for me.

>>41085268
I get that women like sex too, but the vibe she was giving off the entire night made it seem really unexpected. it was the first date.

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>>41082674
NOT FIT RELATED NOW FUCK OFF

>>41086431
80% of /fit/ isn't fit related. I don't think mods care anymore.

>tfw I have gf but got a faulty model
>constantly insulting me even physically hits me when I don't agree with her or praise her every action
>no matter what I do she finds a way to undercut me and never allows me to feel good about myself when in her presence,
>everything that goes wrong in her life she finds a way to blame me, as if i'm some sort of puppetmaster controlling her life from the shadows
>not allowed to do anything without her permission or she will yell at me about how much of an inconsiderate dick I am because I DARED to watch a movie I'm supposed to magically know she wanted to watch without her or ate a meal
>every time I talk to her she interrupts me constantly, i can't even tell a simple story without having to pause and talk about whatever inane thought she has

Is this what I was supposed to be happy about? Having a harpy constantly criticizing me?

>>41085636
>shall we go over to the park bench?
>"yep"
>thank you

>>41086500
I never understood this
why the fuck are you still with that?

>>41082674
>tfw_no_gf.png has been up for almost six years now.
Damn I am really taking my fucking time.

>>41086170
>1) You came on too fast
it LITERALLY took him 2 months to ask her out...
What the FUCK.. you go on 2 dates, then you ask her to come to your place.. you dont wait months and then get her flowers.

Fucking beta deserves it.. only way to learn.

>>41085559
Yea, she probably will.

Take it like a man. Go ask another girl out. Immediately. Grow up.

>>41086500
nice dubs

yeah, dump that bitch bro. A gf should add to your life and be emotionally stimulating to be around, they're not there to shit all over you and make you feel like crap. sounds like she'll gains goblin at any chance she can, you can do much better without her.

don't let people put you down bro, we're all gonna make it

>Hit it off with cute awkward girl
>Really awkward and socially inept, may have unironically been aspie
>I like her because she's very authentic and I don't feel like I'm having to play stupid social posturing games when talking to her
>We go on a date
>Make out good, mild touching
>She says she really likes me
>"Y-you too" (not really but I agree)
>Now I'm unable to set up another date with her
>"Are you free this weekend?"
>"Uhhhhh I don't know I might have some work to do or something" vague shit, clearly not real excuses
>After a couple attempts, say fuck it and decide to not get more emotionally invested since she's on some fuck shit
>Still see her regularly
>She always blushes, smiles/giggles, casual hand-touching, that kind of shit

What should I do? I feel like going straight into "where do we stand?" would crack open the whole thing and make her back off for real, which I don't want to do since she's one of the only girls I know who's a cool friend while not being a romantic scheme.
But at the same time I don't want to keep torturing myself and putting up with this.
Will I look like a cuck if I've waited too long (it's been a couple of weeks since the date)?

>>41086130
Fastest way to turn someone into an across-the-board misanthrope

>>41086318
head on lap is awesome
is your pic her?

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>>41086500
You have 2 options here:
Dump her or submit completely and get her to fuck you in the ass with a strapon.

>>41086888
just ask her on a date again retard

>>41086888
think about what its like for you as an aspie, you want people to force things a bit because otherwise it'll never happen. Be that person. its also completely reasonable to ask so long as your straight forward and act causally.

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>>41086951
This. Its called taking the lead and its what we're supposed to do as men. Ask her out again or wallow in regret for the rest of your life.

>>41085657
>>>/r9k/

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>>41086157
Month an a half ago I had my heart broken. At first she was all sad about it and then she dropped me out of her life like a rock. Deleted all pictures, ignored me if I happened to text, and won't even acknowledge my existence if I see her around. I didn't even do anything. She broke up with me after a year because of her toxic parents. Also she insulted me and said I wasn't worth her time, she was better than me, and I was going to be a failure


It hurts some, but im angry. Good thing all this unyielding hate as given me super gains.

>>41086920
Why do you think a woman acting like a cunt is the same as femdom?

>>41087229
in either case you are taking it up the ass but one is in a literal sense also
>found the guy that likes getting pegged

>>41087229
>constantly insulting me even physically hits me when I don't agree with her or praise her every action
I dunno you tell me

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>>41082674
>tfw still a kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin a month away from 25
Thinking I'll just go to the local whorehouse for my birthday and get it done.

Or I'll kill myself, either way

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>>41086157
>dating crazy hot nympho
>every time I go to break up she says she'll kill herself
>dump her at the start of spring break anyway
>she tries to jump off bridge
>admitted into mental ward
>fuck her twin sister

Feels good man

>>41087386
Got to give her credit for trying to go through with it. That's usually just a desperate try to get you to stay

>>41087386
How do you fail at jumping off a bridge?

>>41087458
She hit the water and got knocked out lol, then someone fished her out

>>41082687
This. Keep your options open. Only betas settle down.

>>41085870
>tfw can't listen to Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen because She used greet me by imitating Freddy Mercury's over exaggerated "HEY BOYYY"

>>41086248
did she tell you that she still has contact with ex? i never trust those types

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>>41085825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-o2nnDF_So

sort yourself out kiddo

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>>41087311
its never too late anon. I suggest listening to some of Jordan Peterson's material on Youtube. Its helped me rethink about my life and what i want from it. You can do it. Remember, we're all gonna make it.

>>41082703
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

My gf had a peck on the lips with her best (f) friend, should I dump the cheating whore? Been together for 3 years.

>>41087906
If she didn't say no homo after then yes

>>41082863
who is she?
sauce anon

>>41082674

>tfw no bf
FTFY /fit/.

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>tfw girl who was into you suddenly stops texting or responding after you've hung out over 6 times.

>>41087311
hooker or lower your standards.

>>41087497
Jumping to water as a method of suicide.
What...?

How high was the bridge, you can jump into water from pretty darn high without dying.

>>41085636
Holy shit, my sides

>>41082733
>>41086170
I think this dude waited too long. Hanging out for two months? Honestly, you need to make your intentions clear the first time you hang out and move in for a kiss by at the latest the third date. Otherwise it's guaranteed friend zone.

>>41086283
Are you me? Gf of three years broke up with me in November and at the time, I was fucking wrecked.

I realize now that she wasn't a good fit for me and that I wasn't a good fit for her, but still man. I don't think that I've completely recovered, but I'm getting closer every day. We'll be good

>>41086500
then dump her. Do you have any respect for yourself?

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>>41082674
>random basic wojak picture
>tfw no gf
>120+ replies
never change /fit/

>>41088122
Not true at all, from a certain height (which is not all that high) hitting water is like hitting concrete.

>>41082733
Rule of thumb: When you are going after a girl, you do this on your own. This is your journey to get the treasure, don't ask for help.

Hey guys it's
>>41082733
>>41085093
>>41085529
here

She just called me. We talked for a few minutes. She said she wants to enjoy her summer and she's going away to school in the fall so she wants to enjoy herself and not make me uncomfortable

I'm boring and insecure

I really don't like anything right now

Fuck me

It's over I miss her a lot

>>41085588
Poetry

>>41088435
We've been making out every time we hung out. She told me from the start she didn't want to jump into a relationship right away so I waited.

>>41088587
It was her best friend I wanted her opinion so I didn't fuck up

>>41088640
Memes aside, quit thinking about doing the right thing or not so you don't fuck up with a girl. She wants to date you, not someone is who is getting bossed around to do things she likes to get her to like you, if that makes sense. Again, memes aside, literally B URSELF.

>>41088660
It doesn't matter now because she's done with me

>>41086157
>get back together with gf
>date for a month before she starts ignoring me
>dream about getting dumped
>text her about it
>she responds by breaking up with me
I put all my anger into lifting and eating right. I've dropped 30lbs since and then and started repping 1/2/3/4. Meanwhile, she got fat.
We're all gonna make it brah

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>>41082674

>Doctor Goldberg

Best doctor ever.

>>41088624
You weren't swole enough.

>date night last saturday
>kissing in her bed
>lean in to her
>tell her i want her to sit on my face
>"that sounds amazing"

never would have thought i could get that kind of reaction out of a woman. fun stuff

>>41088624
wow nigger

>>41088722
Lucky fuck
I've only had one girl willing to try it and she got insecure about how her stomach looked from that angle and stopped

>>41088624
You'd only talked to her for 2 months and hadnt had sex or anything right? You got some serious oneitus. Suck it up and drive on.

>>41088744
do you have sex with the lights on? i'm a chunky dude yet, and my gf is about 120 skinny ish fat, i thought she wanted the lights out because of me but it was actually her.

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>>41082674
Women are so strange, I've given up trying to understand them. I wish I was gay tbqhwyfam.

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>>41085636
>mfw this guy has better game than me

>>41088776
>only showering once per day and not once after gym

no wonder

>>41087810
There's nothing in that video that hasn't been said a million times already.

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>>41082674
>find out girl I like has a kid

Dunno why I bother anymore at 27

>>41088776
>implying homosexuality isn't a choice

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>>41088784
It's true.

>>41088585
but the fastest you can go is about 9.8 m/s

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>>41085598
how and where? I think this is my only goal in life pls anon..

>>41088790
>tfw turn 27 in two weeks
>tfw know this too well
>tfw handholdless kissless virgin
>tfw possibly have a date next week set up through friends (we met once briefly a couple years ago)

guys...this is probably my only chance...please help

>>41088849
go on tinder or bumble and talk to somebody nerd

>>41082674
I had a gf. She was the best ever, but I fucked it all up. She was legit a 8/10, always cared about me, never had any previous boyfriends (she is Albanian, so that is normal at the age of 18). I fucked it all up by responding back to a stupid fucking bitch via whatsapp. Didnt even like the fucking whore, but I guess I felt "cool" having two chicks I could brag about (I realise i am an autistic fuck). Lina(thats what I call her) finds out and immediately shuts me off. Changes her phone number, blocks me from every fucking platform you can think of and that was fucking it. I tried approaching her, but her brother threatened to "kamikaze the fuck out of me with an ak-47", whatever the fuck that means. Also, she does not live in the US, we are both albanian, and you can get legit fucking shot for shit like this. I realise this text is unorganised and autistic looking af, but needed to vent, as i feel like I have nothing to live for anymore. She was everything I had. Now I have to roam here all day long... man fuck my life...

>>41088862
you werent as happy as you thought you were if you were texting another girl

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>>41082887
Wait? What?! The girl I've been talking to has a pretty bro tier gay best friend who wingmans the shit out of me. He basically exposes her whenever she lies to me.

>Wait you were in her room anon and didn't even take off your top?! Didn't you say you wanted to see his six pack femanon?
>Thanks gay best friend -_-

That was conversation I had with them two yesterday. I would lay the smackdown on her but I'm just a scared virgin.

>>41088883
The worst thing is, I fucking was. I felt like I needed to prove something to my friends and family. Goddamn I am fucking autistic.

>>41088904
no you weren't. the sooner you realize it the better. you're just lonely right now. happy people in relationships don't seek outside their relationship.

>>41088902
gay dude probably trying to hit a mire set while helping you fuck his girl
Dude sounds like a bro to me

>>41088805
And?

>>41088776
I don't wish I was gay I just wish I could have a male life partner. A bro of bros to spend my hetero life with.

>>41088564
We're all gonna make it.

>>41082733
Here's your position in each step of that greentext:

>hit it off
Youre a potential bf
>buy her flowers before even dating her because her friend told you to
Youre a schmuck who will give her free stuff
>big date planned
Youre a schmuck will give her a ton of free stuff, she's getting a dinner and a movie
>ask her friend if you should ask her to be her bf
your high school tier method of "does she like-like me" questioning has her afraid that youll make her more uncomfortable than the free stuff is worth, so she's backing away and hoping you'll give up if she never responds

>>41088947
Everybody but me will make it

Bullets look tastier every day man

The noose looks a lot more comfortable with every damn day that passes

>>41082832
You sound like someone who has never had a real relationship with a woman.

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>>41088941
>mfw I already have this
>mfw we've been best friends for over 10 years
>mfw he showed me how to lift
>mfw he's a normie and tries to set me up with girls even though I have severe autism

If you're reading this, thanks bro. ;_;

>>41089023
I used to think this way too. But it passes. Just keep lifting, and doing good for yourself. Keeping your mind focused on self improvement helps keep your mind off of her, or the dark thoughts.

Trust me nigga. We're all gonna make it.

>>41085636
I was expecting this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxTOU_ry3g

>>41089049
I've lost the high that comes from lifting and self improvement already. It wore off after a few weeks. Now exercise is just another chore I need to get done

My brain is fucked.

>>41088624
>she wants to enjoy summer
; she wants to fuck chad and tyrone without you texting her every 4 min

>>41086248
on the bright side, you have a grudge to think about during your sets

>>41089073

Set a goal for something. If you've got a goal to strive for, it helps. Like a powerlifting meet or something, idk what you're into. Just find something to focus on.


But in the end, I can't help you anon. I'm just another random passerby on this Korean basket weaving forum. I'd suggest getting help from a psychologist, because you're very obviously suffering from depression.

I hope you'll be okay.

>>41087515
>dying alone
You're falling for the loner meme

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>>41082674
I've never been able to get girls so im probably just gonna end up fucking dudes at this point. ive never been turned off about being with a dude anyways.
>no homo

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Y'all are gone so I might as well blogpost
>tfw spring is rolling around
>QT redhead girl I've known since elementary school hasn't messaged me in 8 months
>we used to always spend time together but I moved away a while ago and things just started to die out
>what usually used to happen was since I'm autistic and don't have a phone we'd have these messaging sprees on skype that were spaced out a few months apart
>she's completely disappeared
>think about all the times she dropped hints that she liked me, my autist self never realized
>even after all the times I kept shutting her down unknowingly she still kept after me. I still don't know why to this day. She sort of tagged along with me and tried to interest herself in what I did.
>one day when we were young she straight up told me she liked me
>"m-me too"
>didn't do anything past that
>beat myself up because of that for years
>it seems like now she's finally given up on me, just when I grew the balls to do something

Now I'm just lifting in hopes that she might pop up again and we could meet and go strawberry picking or swimming like we did and I'd actually tell her how I felt for once. I'm just afraid since we've only met about 4 times in the last 4ish years she's changed from who she was. I really miss her.

>>41086500
Are you perhaps dating my ex? Is she like 4'10", 90 lbs, really dominant in bed?

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Don't worry about grillfiends until you're an adult anon (30+)

Until then just enjoy the company of random ladies, close lady friends, fwb, and anything that's not looking you into a shitty lifestyle. Focus on gains, career, hobbies you enjoy.

They are the Ultimate goblins and will take from anything you strive to achieve

>>41089163
You have to take initiative. Message her. Say you want to hang out or something, and get to talking again. See what happens.

You may have blown it yeah, but you'll never know unless you try to contact her again and see what happens.

Good luck.

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>>41086916
No. I just like Hepburn pics.

>>41089192
I sent her a message a month and a half ago asking if she was still around. Nothing. I'm guessing she never used skype except to talk with me and she's sort of forgotten. I have other ways to talk with her but I'll wait a little longer. I'm busy with life and I still gotta finish cutting. Thanks anyway friend. I'll work up the guts soon enough but I'm scared I love a memory and not her. She might have completely changed. All this took place a while ago and we were kids back then

>>41085268
men have higher sex drive, but women enjoy sex far more (assuming adequate penis size)

this is doubly true if you're comparing a circumcised man to a woman.

>>41089040
James?

>>41086373
>too much alike to really work out together long-term

what?????

All I want is a qt inexperienced girl to cuddle and play games with. I don't even care about sex. Why is it so hard?

>>41089225
>I'm scared I love a memory and not her.

You'll never know unless you take action. Give it a while, then message her again some other way.

Good luck.

>>41089225
>I still gotta finish cutting
The reason that she's gone now is because you kept putting off telling her how you feel. Stop waiting. Contact her right fucking now. Tell her you want to see her and then tell her how you feel in person. Message her literally right now. You're never gonna make it unless you take the initiative

>>41089303
but I'm scared bro. I don't know what to talk about with her or anything. It's been so long. Plus, I already messaged her a little while ago and I'd just look sad trying to message her again without her responding. I think I'll end up buying a phone and texting her then. Makes it less awkward and I'll have an actual reason to talk with her.

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>>41089261
I feel the same way to be quite honest with you anon. I do wonder if something is wrong with my brain, I don't care about casual sex at all. It seems like masturbation with baggage attached.

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btw, I just wanted to say I love all you bros. I hope you all find a gf/bf/friends/things that make you happy. It gives me hope that there are people around me that feel the same way and have the same problems. keep at it you'll make it I promise

>>41089163
>>41089225
I was in a similar situation, or maybe I still am. I think you should contact her just to confirm your doubts. If she changed then you can finally get over her and move on.

>>41089328
Why be scared? If she's not into you, then that's just how it is. You take the loss and keep it moving. Getting hung up on it won't make it any better, you'll constantly wonder "What if ..." for years while she slowly moves farther and farther out of reach.

>>41086228
>>41086282
>>41086283
I know all these feels, super annoying. Wish my mind would stop associating shit with her, because I'm totally over her and never think about her on my own free will

>>41089341
>adding sugar to cakemix

how does this image make any sense?

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>tfw no f

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>>41089341
Same bro. I wish you all happiness.

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>>41089359
I'll wait a little. Maybe pic related will make you feel the same
>>41089369
idk it's just a pic some anon going through some shit drew nearly a year ago. I liked it and saved it, it made me happy

>>41089244
>(assuming adequate penis size)

WHAT IS THIS?

>>41089371
f

just for you anon I hope you're happy now :)

AH I'VE ALWAYS BEEN MEDIOCRE AT EVERYTHING AND I'VE DISSAPOINTED EVERYONE AND EVEN NOW I SHOULD BE STUDYING BUT I'M HERE FEELING LIKE SHIT IT FEELS LIKE I'LL NEVER HAVE THE MOTIVATION TO DO ANYTHING I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY AND MAKE MY LOVED ONES PROUD

>>41089425
Been there. How old are you? Who are your loved ones?

>>41089408
For real what is adequate penis size, I finally overcame being a manlet and now I think I'm a dicklet.

>>41089431
18

My loved ones are my mom and grandma. I want to make gramm proud because she's getting old and I don't want her to worry about me. I want her to see me being happy and having friends and doing things. It would kill me for her to worry about me till she goes. I love her too much

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>>41089420
Thanks

>>41089455
anytime

I mean it

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>>41082674

>homeschooled
>part-time student majoring in a field with no women
>no friends outside of school

>recently transitioned into 25-year-old virgin

criminalizing prostitution was a mistake

Am I really going to have to spend hundreds of dollars going to Vegas so I'll stop being an awkward fuck?

>>41089259
You ever met someone who has almost the exact same set of faults that you do? It doesn't work out. Or at least it didn't in my case.

>>41089449
Fuck dude, you're so young. I'll say this. I'm too old to be here but if you live in the West you're set to succeed if you want it. What do you study?

>>41089393
Do you know for sure if she still uses Skype? If she does then drop it, but if she doesn't you could try again some other way.

>>41089477
Vegas hookers are like a thousand dollars an hour, not exaggerating.

If you're going to go the hooker route, best option is go to a local strip club and try to find a girl you are interested in, odds are 50% chance she will have sex for a few hundred. Otherwise just take a full sexcation to Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, or Latin America.

>>41089483
currently senior year

I want to go into bio in uni but don't know much past that. Grades are ok and I'm in the spot where if I push hard they could be excellent. It's just that I feel like shit 98% of the time.

>>41082674
Its overrated guys just continue to work on yourself.

It's better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.

>>41089493
no she hasn't logged into skype since august. That's the thing.

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>>41088862
There's only been one girl that's ever actually cared about me and I didn't even date her cause i was to afraid to ever tell her and then she moved on. she was perfect (to me), pic related she pretty much looked like that

>>41089511
NO YOU ARE ME. YOU ARE LITERALLY ME HELLO WTF SHE EVEN LOOKED LIKE THAT MATE ARE YOU ME? TELL ME SHE HASN'T MOVED ON BRO PLEASE

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>>41088902
I'm sorry I should have been more specific, I meant female friends. He sounds like he wants to get your dick in her pussy more than you do.

>>41089497
State uni's aren't so bad, you can still be successful even if you're grades are okay. What do you want to do with the bio degree? If you just want to work in a lab I've seen so many bio majors burn out and become baristas or bank tellers once they graduate rather than be lab assistants making $15 an hour.

>tfw no gf for 2 years after last one left me
>fast forward to now
>been lifting with a vengeance for 2 years, so about 5 years total of lifting.
>fully over ex gf, happy, and optimistic, pretty big.
>all the girls at work complaining about my cologne saying they're married and what am i trying to do, arouse a bunch of wives.
>one girl says i look like i used to be a bouncer (lol what)
>i feel like i have a pick of the litter and i couldn't be happier.

these threads used to make me feel, now they just make me wish for your future comfort.

>>41089532
I want to eventually go into medicine. I'm not doing it for the money it just interests me and I want to actually do something with my life. Not in the US btw, Canada. Still, I could make it into uni it's just that I'm not exceeding and if I want to go as far as I'm thinking of doing I have to. Basically, it's the first time in my life I've felt properly stupid and it scares me.

>>41089408
>>41089438

Minimums:
5 inch length, 4.5 inch girth

Good:
7+ inch length, 5.5 inch+ girth

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>>41088624
I mean I hate to say I told you so but
>>41082761

>>41089478
i guess that makes sense

>>41085560
how long did it take you

>>41082832
>>"wow anon is such a pussy beta leftist to ask me out
kek tbqh

>>41089501
Give it some time, if nothing, try another way.

>>41089538
Hey man, if you want to go into medicine for the right reasons (not the money) than I say go for it and kill it. I'm not in medicine but it seems like that is the most fulfilling path for any non-entrepreneurial professional. You'll have the power to heal people.

Feeling stupid just means that you have self-awareness. I wish you the best anon. Please keep seeking advice from people, wish I had when I was your age.

>>41089568
yeah, that's what I think I'll do. till then i'm just going to lift more to feel better

> Out shopping by myself
> See my ex
> She's gorgeous
> Olive skin, dark eyebrows, long flowing hair and thicc legs and butt
> Infectious laugh and smile
> Just stare at her for a minute
> Leave store depressed about how she used to be mine
> Later that night dream about her
> We're just sitting in a park talking looking at the people walk by
> We hold eachother
> Life is perfect in that moment

> wake up
> it was all a dream
> I want to kill myself

It's been a year god damnit, I think I'm over her and the feels keep coming back

>>41089571
you really don't know how much this means to me. Everyone I've talked to has either made fun of me or said it's not worth it. thank you, anon I hope I'll make it one day. I'll try my best

>>41089560
You have to hit 1/2/3/4 first and then maybe after a couple of months if you are lucky

>>41089577
You will always have feelings for her but you have to accept reality that she is just another fish in the ocean
Every girl I've been with I have feelings for but you just have to accept reality and focus on today

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>>41089518
it's all ogre senpai

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>>41089572
Good luck man.

>>41089577
im sorry anon I hope you'll feel better soon

>>41089581
Hey, anytime. Take it from an office cuck, do something meaningful and profitable with your life and fuck people who want to drag you down to their mediocrity.

>>41089598
you should do that thing you've been meaning to do as well anon. offices kill you inside. move to the country and start writing or something. time passes way too quickly to be sitting in a chair 8 hours a day

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>>41089607
I want to write, bought my own website and everything but after I get off work and lift/run. I feel just want to eat protein cookies and dick off. My time has passed, I just want to die a martyr.

>>41089622
nah mate suck it up and do it. I know it's a meme but it really isn't too late no matter how old you are. also don't allah akbar u shiteman you can do it

>>41089641
Thanks senpai, I'll give it some thought. I have plenty of time to think of things these days.

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>tfw boyfriend
boys>girls
objectively

>>41089659
just curious, how old are you? You talk as if your life is over

>>41089671
I'm 26 but I've felt old since I was a kid. I've never been able to relate to people my age. I joke about being autistic but I'm way too empathetic for my own good, I'm bothered by the injustices of the world. I want to fight for what is right but I live in a world full of nihilists who have no values, nothing to struggle for. I just want a cause to die for at this point.

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>>41089664
>tfw can't be gay because not mentally ill
>tfw years of /fit/ hasn't made me gay
>tfw still have to put up with women's bullshit

>>41087906
Yes, she is clearly degenerate

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>>41089697
we all gonna make it bruh

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>tfw you rely on women to bring you happiness

>>41089696
>I just want a cause to die for at this point.

30 years old here and felt this way more or less my whole life. Gave up a 7 year office based career and might have thrown away my whole "future" but it got so bad that I didn't care anymore. Got a few month's worth of savings left. We'll see what happens.

>>41089747
Best of luck, I've got a good nest egg already myself. At some point I'm just going to crack and join you.

>>41089747
Become more than just a man. Devote yourself to an ideal.

>>41089761
if you have a decent amount of savings go buy some property in the countryside. I'm not saying become a farmer but grow your own food and all. You'll need nearly no income if you pay off the property in full with your nest egg ($$ depends on where you life ofc). That's what I'll do while I'll be in uni. it'll be a little bit of a drive to school but I like the whole idea

>>41085825

It is anon, I made it out of that life.

You may be annoyed by normies most of the time, but the social contact does wonders

>>41089766
>Devote yourself to an ideal.
I'd be careful with this.
There's no telling how many of us would go full Jay Gatsby if we actually met our waifus/heroes/whatnot.

>>41089783
Been looking at zillow recently, I might do just that.

>>41089791
not him but ideals are ideas and meeting them is the whole point

>>41089798
do it. I can't wait to lift in the middle of the northwestern rainforest and study. that's the only way I'll manage to stay in school for 8 years I think

>>41089697
Start with light femdom, then move on to pegging. Then start experimenting with trans porn. Then traps. Then twinks. Then regular gay dudes fucking.
If you have trouble, try starting out with some vanilla porn then switching over to the gayer stuff once you're already kind of horny.
Took me a few years, but I went from thinking dudes were gross and homosex was a filthy sin to fapping to bears and rubbing up on guys' dicks while tipsy.

>>41089815
You're thinking of "goals".
"Ideals" are perfect and are thus unattainable.

>>41089844
an ideal is a perfect idea. moving towards that perfect idea is the goal, hence meeting the ideal is the point

>>41089852
Meeting the goal is the point.
A goal can be quantified and be reached multiple times.
The ideal is always out of reach.

How do I initiate physical contact?

I'm scared of the kiss reject and it eats me up inside

>>41088776
>not doing your workout in the morning
A dark path

>>41089888
there's no necessity that a goal ever be reached. if what you're talking about is striving for little piddly things and ideals you're not moving towards, then there's no reason for you to mention ideals at all since its irrelevant to what you're trying to achieve

but if you want to use ideals, then moving towards them is the goal otherwise you're just storing up an idea to go "hmm nice" at then do nothing with

>>41089791
Explain your Jay Gatsby point. Haven't seen movie or read book.

Lads I haven't had a gf in just about a year now, and there's this girl at uni who I think likes me. I could probably do better, but my prospects are slim at the moment. Should I just do it?

She's azn btw. Nice legs/ass but no tits.

>>41089923
Jay pulled an Elliot Rogers over a hundred years ago because he found out his waifu was already married to another man.

>>41089917
I'm just wary of making actions towards intangible things.
That's what religion and waifuism is, they are both ideals.
How do you make ideal (metaphysical) gains?
I don't know, I've only make tangible gains so far.

Just lost mine tonight. She deserves better, but so do I.

>>41086431
This, stop this crybaby bullshit.

MODS DO YOUR JOBS

>>41089952
there's literally nothing wrong with moving towards intangible things and you make gains towards them all the time whenever you increase your knowledge of something. or do you think you can touch the ideas in your head?

>>41088624
You gota cure your autism soon senpai or your Gona be beta for life

>>41089973
I can't really argue my point any further anon.
Where do you stop when striving for an ideal?
What's good enough?
Is it ever good enough?
Will you hate yourself for never reaching it?
Is it worth killing others for?
There are plenty of stories about heroes or maybe just ordinary people who strove for an ideal, only to be shafted by reality.

Dated this crazy (batshit) adopter indian chick with daddy issues. She was manipulative, a compulsive liar and a chubster but the angry resentment sex was worth it.
Also choking the ever living shit out of her mid sex was pretty good i guess

New i have a New gf. I ocassionaly try to "accidently" choke her during but that shit dont fly apparantly ..

>>41090044
all that can be mitigated by making moving towards the ideal the goal, but just answering each of those you'll see you shouldn't be afraid of ideas
>Where do you stop when striving for an ideal?
at the ideal, anon
>What's good enough?
this is a question you'll have to ask whether you conceive of ideas or not, there's no escaping this and its not limited to ideals
>Is it ever good enough?
same as above
>Will you hate yourself for never reaching it?
even if we come down to the realm of tangible things you wont escape this question
>Is it worth killing others for?
the same as above

be no more in fear of ideas and you'll find no safety in the material world

>>41090087
Alright anon.
Go ahead and tell that kid he can fly when he jumps off a building thinking he is superman.
That's on you.
When a terrorist kills himself for his god and takes people with him, I'll think that his ideal is beautiful and I'll be inspired.
When anon finally kills himself because his waifu isn't real, I won't say anything.

Almost 23. Never had a gf. Not a Virgin, but I just don't have the drive to find a gf. It's difficult to relate to people, I can't imagine who I'd tried to date. The whole concept seems so foreign and strange to me.

>>41090123
your problem is with error, not ideas. keeping your sights aimed at the ground wont free you from error either, anon

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>best friend is my boss
>mention that one of our coworkers is a qt
>he schedules us to work together because he knows I'll never approach her otherwise
>gonna see her this Friday
I'm grateful and all but I'm fucking nervous. Apparently, she used to be a cheerleader and I feel like I'm out of my league. I think I might have body dysmorphia or something because I get compliments every now and then but I'm never happy with what I see in the mirror unless I'm mid-pump. Wish me luck brahs

>>41090143
I agree with that.
Aiming for the moon doesn't forgive all your mistakes either.

>>41090167
never said it did. the subtext is there is only one ideal, which is union with God and it is indeed reachable, just not while you're loaded down with this body of ours

>>41085093
hey bro, same thing happened to me recently. trust me that the best thing you can do if she breaks it off is just cut her out cold, dont give a fuck, forget and lift more. either she will move on too (likely) or she will come crawling back.

but DONT fuck around and be a baby about. dont ask her what you did wrong. stop talking to her. its hard but if you keep going youre just gonna prolong the feels, and shes gonna think ur beta af.

it hurts, anon, but youll make it another way.

>>41088849
dont be a desperate faggot, chicks hate that. be yourself, show you are interested things other than her/getting with grills. youll be fine anon, if it works out, good for you, if not, theres more to life

>>41088957
in terms of paying for ur grill.. where do you draw the line? surely they like it to an extent , but how do you do it without seeming like a beta pussy

>>41085529
are you 13?

>>41089073
if you have a buddy to take with on this glorious journey, it can be a big motivational help

>inb4 forever alone autism etc

>>41090177
>which is union with God and it is indeed reachable, just not while you're loaded down with this body of ours

Okay, didn't know Siddhartha was giving advice from heaven on /fit/ of all places.

>>41089183
surely all the good bitches get nabbed by 30??

>>41090230
careful with those ideas, anon

>>41089890
You just have to force yourself to do it.
Every first kiss I've had with a girl, I've been mentally screaming "she's going to fucking slap me and never speak to me again" but it always goes fine. The one time it didn't she just laughed it off and said "not quite yet".
If you make eye contact and there's good energy, immediately start a 3-2-1 countdown, then at the end you have to do it no matter what.

Alternatively just get stupid drunk, then you'll have a flash of clarity where you realize you're violently macking on some thot and she's into it.

>>41090238
you're not stupid enough to date girls your own age are you?

>>41090238

Every second of the day more girls are born anon, and with 18 yrs they mature into something you can legal the fuck out of.

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>>41090239
Don't worry I'm a pretty pragmatic guy.

>>41082674
I sometimes wish I could teleport all my bros on /fit/ and we could all just feel together sometimes you just need to be held by the homies >tfw no friends because you are way past your age group in life

Old fashioned feels threads are nice, much better here than on /r9k/.
Love you guys, no homo.

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I am doing well in university, I have money, I am getting in shape for the first time in my life, I have many close friends that I have been with since I was little.

Despite all that, it is crushing me inside when I realize that I don't have a "best friend." I've had a few growing up, and they all either began to distance themselves from me or became real pieces of shit that no one else likes. As many close friends as I have, I don't have anyone in my life I can truly open up to or have anyone that knows any intimate details about me. I should be happy with everything in my life, but I just feel...empty. Not sad or angry, just empty. What is this feeling? I'm not gay or anything, I just want a friend that is very close to me that I can confide in. I love being around the friends I have and can be myself around them, but I keep the deeper parts of my life bottled up.

I'm too socially awkward to ever hope to have a girlfriend, middle school fucked me up. I can talk to girls but I am too robot to even think of starting anything. I wish I didn't grow up being the fat weird kid, maybe I wouldn't have gotten bullied as much and shit.

Fuck I don't even want a relationship. I just want close companionship. Someone I can confide in, someone that can confide in me. I'm sorry for complaining, this is fucking pathetic of me. I'm just sick of feeling empty every morning, every day, every night, I'm ashamed for feeling like this despite living a "good life". And I can't tell anyone about it, not even my parents.

>>41090312
best place to start are the clubs at your university. Find a club you like and it might probably make you some friends if you can just move out of your comfort zone a little.

>>41090312
Bruh it's ok I have similar feels, I'm 25 now never had even one friend till I was in 6th grade he went off to med school and I was completely alone again. I've always had girls wanting to husbando me but I see them as a nusicance, look into Buddhism it helped me out a bit. In the end I am empty inside but I like it. Being a millionaire and 6"3 275lbs justifys no gf right guys?

I just want to lose weight with a chubby gf

As time goes by we would gradually be able to hold each other closer.

>>41090338
It's not about having problems making friends, I have no problem making new friends as I've already made some new ones through university along with many old friends that I'd consider myself very close with.

Hell, I don't know what I'm feeling half the time. I have no words for what this empty feeling is. It feels like I'm all alone in an echo chamber despite being surrounded by people who like me and want to be around me. And I don't know how to make this feeling go away either.

>>41090357
I was pressured by my family into studying engineering since I was told I was going to make a lot of money. I should have enlisted in the Navy like I wanted to, I really didn't want to go to college. Now I'm in debt and not even studying engineering anymore. I'm stupid for listening to everyone but myself.

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;_;

>>41090369
Just try to find motivation in anything, some days you are going to feel weak but you got to embrace it. Never be scared of failure and accept that you might be lonely forever. My parents we're illegal immigrants and wanted more than anything for me to get a degree I dropped out though, not saying you should but I feel you bro I also wanted to join the millitary

>>41090388
Thanks, I have pretty much made up my mind to get involved in ROTC so I can get an officer's commission so I can still live out my childhood dream of being in the Navy. It's my main motivation for finishing school.

It's weird, 4chan is the one place I can open up. It shouldn't be like this, maybe it's the anonymity or maybe it's being around at least some like-minded people.

>>41090399
We just got dubs back to back lol
Yea 4chan is the only place I find people that relate to me

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>>41082703
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE NIGGER

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>>41082703
I don't know that feel

>>41085093
If she has no plans for you, just say "ok".
Dont be desperate. Do not make same mistake most of us did.

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>>41082703

die normie die die

My ex who I still cant forget got married day ago. A friend out of joke sends me her wedding pics. I see her and realise she is really not that good loocki g, and remember her bitchyness. Out of nowhere I realise I have no feelings for her at all.

>>41087860
THANK YOU

>>41089408

assuming BBC

>>41090363
whew doggy, now that is a feel

i thought this was the alpha board?

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>>41090744
everyone has their imperfections

some people like to get it off their chest here because anonymous

>>41090009
I can't just change my brain to be not autistic. I need to opt out of this life. It's just not for me

>>41090178
Thanks for the positive words you're one of the only people who hasn't called me a faggot or a pussy etc in this thread. Not sure if you saw my other posts but she did wind up breaking things off with me about seven hours ago.

I want to make it but I really don't know how. I've been on my own doing things on my own for so long and I'm a depressed little shit. I can't keep doing life by myself it'll just lead to the end of a noose. And no matter how hard I try to get somebody else in my life with me I fail.

I need a hug bros

>>41090220
No im 22

>>41090228
I have two friends but our work and life schedules conflict so often we can really only see each other once every few weeks tops. They both have girlfriends too

>>41090363
Bruh...

Today Im putting my peepee in her babaloo

how do I not fuck this up lads?
I've never fucked anyone before
please lend me your wisdom...

>>41090424
I asked her why and she told me why. She asked how I felt and if I was okay and I asked her why would I be okay?

I just want to talk to her like everything is normal again.

>>41086888
In this situation, work with her once or twice a week but she flakes out on it every time I try to set up a date outside of it

She already has a kid and I don't even know why I like her I wish I could just fucking move on

>>41091251
Don't hump her
Pull her onto you instead

That and dont go full autism able not fucking up

>>41085912
>shitposter
>from /pol/
S U R P R I S E

>>41088805
thats acceleration, not velocity

>>41091252
Im sorry to say, it probably won't be normal.

>>41087515
It's not equivalent with settling down. Some people just want a long term companion with emotional investment.

>>41089546
Retarded bullshit.

>>41091652
It won't be anything because she's not going to talk to me anymore. It's just nothing now. Not normal. Not abnormal. Just nothing

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today a girl matched with me on tinder just to ask if I was taking a shit while I took my profile picture because it was taken in a bathroom

>>41091219
Try dating girls with similar personality, for example go to places/clubs/workshops which genuinely interest you and find bitches there.

>>41091850
Are there aspie girls who like rock music and can play an instrument and like to binge watch Seinfeld? I'm really not too social as you can imagine

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Just got my very first non-uguu tinder match. She doesn't have anything in the picture or profile that I could use. Help me out lads, how do I initiate the conversation without memes? I wanna have a chance here, help a virgin out.

>>41092106
> Want me to come and fertilize your easter eggs?

>>41092106
Be a basic ass and tell her you like her eyes. Or tell her a joke.

You'd be surprised at how many guys just say "hey" or "wanna fuck" right off the bat that an actual compliment or conversation starter may actually work

Granted it doesn't work all the time but I feel your chances are better with something silly rather than a boring Chad opener

>>41092245
>>41092249
I don't look anything like a Chad, so I don't think I can outright ask. A compliment isn't really a conversation starter either. How am I supposed to continue?

>>41092106
Ask her why kittens are the only animals that are unaffected by gravity.