Semen help

>>41075630
Is this a nurse jacking off a retard or what

>>41075656
It is exactly that. But he coats her and thats what I wanna do to sloots

>>41075656
Yup

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>>41075630
I have aspergers can I get someone to do this for me

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>>41075630
noice

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time to wear my helmet to the hospital

>>41075681
At what point in the video do you even see him nut?

She had pretty decent technique, I must say.

>>41075746
At the end. Thicc fuggen ropes bruv

>Be diaper shitting turbo-tard
>Get state appointed 'hand' nurse

>>41075760

can't see shit

>>41075793
Me either

>>41075630
>Commit to Nofap for 2+ months
>NO WET DREAMS! Take some heroin if you feel like this might soon happen

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>>41075630
>tfw you cant score but helmet toting retards can

>>41075630
is this something nurses have to do

>When the sperm bank is desperate to fill a quota and can't afford to pay donors...

>>41075793
>>41075803
1:35 and on. Fullscreen, and look closely when you here the sound of wet meat being slapped youve gone too far

>>41075846
Lel

>>41075857

still not seeing it.

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I want to be able to do something like that

Already taking ZMA, Lecithin, Pygeum and Arginine but have NOT got results like that

what do?? pls send help

>>41075873
Well share it to facebook and ask if they see anything

>>41075879
Have you done horny goat weed?
Ive only head that works for harder and more sensitive erections. Have you tried edging beforehand?

>>41075879
>>41075904
edging yes but havent got results like that, just a load slightly bigger

>>41075630
>when a tard's got a bigger dick than you

>>41075914
Are you hydrated?

for some reason I find this shit infinitely hotter than actual porn

>/fit/ turned me homo
>now /fit/ has me watching retard porn

brehs...

What about Kegels? Are they any good?

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>>41076229
>the plot thickens
>>41076217
Because it is, imagine being immobilized, physically and mentally, only able to feel the pleasure of this nurses warm, soft hands, unable to communicate with her vocally she can tell your body is ready, its as if your entire life has been leading up to this, locked in this prison, she has become your only pleasure, for once in your life, and only for brief second. You are in climax, you are euphoric...

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>>41076275
the fact that shes a nurse also, not some fucking bimbo blowup doll.. just a normal cute nurse who is forced to engage in a sexual act

This is absolutely 100% fake.

The fact that all of you retards are talking about this like an actual nurse would ever have to give a handjob to a retard is something they would have to perform shows that fit is full of 16 year olds.

Give me 1 legitimate medical reason that a nurse would have to have a patient ejaculate. There is absolutely none.

This is fetish porn, you fucking morons

>>41076326
money

>>41076326
Swollen testicals from never ejaculating.
Im sure they had to draw straws on who is pulling retard dick today.
>>41076290
After you finish, she puts the mask on you, you wake up in a hosptial bed, not knowing what happened, and if you did, you couldnt tell anyone anyways...

>>41076326
Losing a bet
>Hah, Sarah couldnt save her patient, now she has to jerk off downy dan till climax

>>41076438
>Swollen testicals from never ejaculating.
That's not how human anatomy works

>>41076229
/fit/ is fucking me up but I can't leave why god why.

>>41076445
>Downy dan
Kek

>>41075630
Post it without that shitty watermark-censor so I can fap, fag

>>41076450
>t. Testicle salesman

can someone edit a brap into the video so i can finally cum

i dont see any cumin the video

You cum a lot during sex, especially if you rarely have it. If you don't cum much and you want to shoot a huge load, stop fapping every day. Take a 1 week break and it'll be like a water gun.

>>41076716
hehe

>>41076326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVfIr_uM5zk

Not fake at all

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>>41076969
>people will only fight for your right to get puss if youre retarded
Im just going to lay here for awhile, the ground feels so warm on my cold feelings

>>41075656
check out whitehands.jp

>>41075879
Bump for interest

>>41076496
fuckin this

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>>41075630

>mfw that's exactly how I felt at the "massage" parlor ealier this week

They're providing a service for the handyjcapable

>>41075630
Got a chub on by watching that and my libido is kind of shit atm.
What's wrong with me?

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>>41075846
The only sperm bank that collects tard cum is the ones in nigger ghettos.

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Why don't sperm banks have complimentary whores that jerk you off? Why do they expect you to simply give out your bodily essence for free?

>>41077554
And superior blonde hair blue eyed aryan sperm banks in sweden.
They collect alot of that.
Or haven't you heard of the tard baby epidemic.

>Goes to doctor "dokter, I iz TARDED an kneed a nUrs3 sloot two wAnk mah DEEK so I haz teh multeeple cumz he-he-he"

>>41077583
Yeah, give me some slutty whore who can wank me with rubber gloves on, I mean, why should I have to PAY FOR THAT SHIT?!?

Anyone ever go for a waxing, Brazilian I guess? I saw some videos where Asian ladies are waxing hair just holding the dudes dick in her hand. Then he gets hard so they just jack him off into a paper towel and continue waxing. Shit looks so cash.

>>41077696
I don't feel like having your hair ripped from your skin would be worth a handjob from some old asian lady

>>41077746
It's just the scenario man. she sees you get hard and decides to work your dick, then continues like it never even happened

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>>41075630
>nurse
more like a prostitute

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Just placed an order for pic related. Did I just buy into a meme?

>>41077819
It's a real thing in Japan. Look up the white hands project, m8.

>>41077870
You are now the test subject. Get some measuring cups/syringes and take some control measurements while waiting for your supps to arrive. Keep a spreadsheet of the data after you are on the regimen and report back in a month.

>>41077870
>>41077925
I love everything he just said
Do it Anon, milk yourself for us

>>41075857
I think this guy is a faggot trying to trick us into continually watching some retard get jacked off.

>>41078052
Someone in this thread jerked off to this, someone fess up

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>>41075630
>I've never finished during sex and can only bust to pictures of little girls in swimsuit/underwear and camel toe

I want off this ride

>>41075630
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>>41075879
Not fit related now fuck off

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>>41078094
>can't get off from fucking a real vagina
>literally hours of sex
>jizz in seconds to 2d loli

>>41078114
That nurse was getting a tricep workout

>>41078120
you need to find better quality vaginas that u can fuck condomless my man

>>41078120
We're eventually gonna make it, right anon?

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>>41078120
At least your getting vagina

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>>41078065
>browse 4chan for almost a decade
>over time become totally desensitized to the obscure, grotesque culture
>listen to people talk about 4chan and roll my eyes thinking "oh shut up you babies"
>literally a thread full of people admiring retard jizz streams and talking about little girls
>"oh, right."

>>41078158
>browse 4chan for almost a decade
Goddam anon I might like little girls but at least I'm not you. I feel bad for you son.

>>41078179
Let me know when you stop, bro.

>>41078158
This made me laugh
I hope you started lurking here when you were 12 because if not this retards dick wont be the only problem ITT

>>41075630
>What do I have to take to bust nuts like this?

Run headfirst into a wall a few times, and you might get a nurse assigned to you too.

>>41078187
How would he?

>>41077042

You know what to do, anon...

>>41075630
Litreally the dumbest fucking watermark in history.

>MFW the best head I've ever gotten was from a big tittied downy girl
>MFW I thought I would be a nice guy and watch the friend of my ex-girlfriends friends downey sister.
>MFW she wanted to watch something "nasty" It was a wierd soft core porno
>MFW she grabbed my dick and said want me to show you something fun?

I blew loads I didn't know I had and yeah. I fucked her. Holy shit I fell in love with that pussy. My ex and the slow girls sister thought it was sweet that I was taking care of her and that she had "a crush on me".

>>41078222
Idk if it's worse for you to have really done that, or for it to be some fantasy you've thought out to that level of detail.

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>>41078213
Some of you are alright, dont show up for penis inspection day tomorrow...

>>41078218
How else will niggers know what website they are on?

>>41078245

Woah, anon, don't do anything crazy! I just meant you could cripple yourself or something.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/hand-angel-hand-jobs-taiwan-748

>>41075630
>>>/b/

>>41078272
Am I become Transabled?