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New FPH/FPS The Dr. in Now is short for Dragonslayer

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New FPH/FPS

The Dr. in Now is short for Dragonslayer
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DR PAVEL IM ______________
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Anyone have a link to the Steven Assanti episode?
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>>40891272
Bump
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>>40891272
>>40891302
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>>40891261
DR. NOW I'M TLC
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D-do you guys also hate fat people trying to get better?
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>>40891498
No, /fit/ is pretty supportive of recovering fatties. A lot of the people in these threads are recovering fatties who use them as motivation.
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>>40891498
No. That's the only kind of fatty we like/respect
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>>40891498
No.

It depends on what trying means, but generally this board helps fatties. If you haven't lost any weight yet then you can go ahead and fuck off because I'm going to need you to lose 50lbs in one month
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>>40891498
No, I'm a recovered fatty thanks to /fit/
6'2 260 to175
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>>40891548
>50lbs in one month
I'm at 175lbs and 5'8" so not extremely fat, still fat enough to bother me, so I started lifting around a month ago. I can already fit in clothes I couldn't 3 months ago, so that's something I guess
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>>40891546
is he right or would it be just as bad really? maybe different oils?
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>>40891498
No. I just hate the tumblr fatties.
The ones who view being thin and attractive as a crime, complain how only other fatties are attracted to them and view their own obesity as an heroic act against an "oppressive society".

So basically I just dislike retard
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>>40891589
It would probably be better because of the ingredients, but not by much
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>>40891592
Yeah, I grew up being told that whatever comes from our choices is our own responsibility
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>>40891613
>Yeah, I grew up being told that whatever comes from our choices is our own responsibility

So you grew up as a rational person?
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>>40891272

This please.
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>>40891589
probably a bit better because there would be less salt in it than a typical deep fried fast food

still it's a retarded question to even ask because the issue is mainly calories which they don't seem to understand

so even if he just baked them instead of frying she would still have stuffed her face with so many that the added calories from the oil wouldn't even matter
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>>40891636
Seems to be in decline nowadays
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>>40891580
>>40891580
Keep going.
Post progress pics. Ask for suggestions.
There's a progress thread up now.
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>>40891690
>Keep going.
Yeah, I'm actually enjoying it very much, haven't even thought about quitting, which always happened when I started doing exercise
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>>40891261
Tell me about James, why does he eat ten thousand calories per day?
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>>40891580
I was 228 (5'11") in mid February, currently down to 218 as of mid-March (used to weigh myself every week but now I'm just gonna do it once a month)

drinking only water, eating 2000 or less calories a day, and getting more general exercise like walking to work most of the time, about 1h30m of walking total if I do it both ways

gotta get a routine going for squats with my kettlebells soon, also been starting intermittent fasting recently (16 hours fasting, 8 hours eating window between noon-8pm), might even try keto but it seems like a lot of work to sort out that diet so i'll probably just stick to consuming less carbs in general
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BOW DOWN TO THE GOD OF FPH FAGETS
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>>40891592
I fucking despise them because I was a hair away from buying into that. Thank god most of my immediate family have some powerful bullshit sensors and called me out on that
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>>40891765
Keep at it bro! I should probably add some cardio to my shit, I lift 3 times a week, I could probably do something inbetween, but Uni and shit
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>>40891749
Because he's a big guy
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>>40891671
Did they find the remote?
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>>40891827
Ripcuntoe says lifting is cardio.
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>>40891804
I'm going to vegas in May for my 21st birthday with my mates. I'm so excited to try that food just once.

That man is my hero
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>>40891272
Tomorrow I promise
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Does anyone else think that Steve's drug addiction really isn't as life-threatening as his eating problem, but Dr. Now sees a convenient opportunity to pass the buck and make Steve someone else's problem?
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>>40891965
why not today?
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>>40892132
Because tomorrow never comes
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>>40892132
Work and Amazon usually has it up by then and usually get my rips there
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>>40891831
for you
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OHHHH WAAAAAAGIIIIEEEES
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>>40892304
>all those people just to take care of this piece of fat

what a waste of human resources, they're likely trained medical workers too
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where can i watch this episode?
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>>40892304
While all of these monsterfats have issues with entitlement and greed its' amazing to run across one like Assanti who just doesn't hide behind any pretense, the world is here to serve him and we should all be fucking grateful for the opportunity. Even the last one with the boil covered legs at least made a pretense of being grateful for his enablers and slaves, but Assanti is downright nasty to everyone unfortunate enough to be around him.
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Where can I watch this pls respond
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>>40891866
KEK
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>>40892304
what's his name I want to see the episode

I want to see it suffer.
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the episode where amber's wheelchair breaks and she has to ride a luggage cart while people blatantly take pictures of her made me cry laughing.
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>>40892304
IT'S AFRAID
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>>40893036
same pls respond
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>>40893085
Amber was one of the few I was sympathetic toward; she was smarter and more self aware (and accordingly self-loathing) than many of the people on this show. In spite of destroying the lymph nodes in her legs, she actually managed to keep the weight off judging by facebook pictures.
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>>40893114
i'm glad she took the steps she did and i commend her for it, but i just found that part hilarious. People did even try to hide taking pictures of her.
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>>40891230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0F9bOgt-es
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>>40893094
11/10
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>>40891498
i hate them until they're not fat anymore. then i like them, and if I hear they were once fat and they don't act like a giant doosh (which happens quite often) i have more respect for them then i would otherwise.
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>>40891804
Giant burgers and sandwiches and whatnot are so fucking stupid. Explain to me how anyone is capable of actually taking a bight out of that thing.
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>>40891580
>5' 8"

Lol
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Bully me pls I just ate a whole bag of chips
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Last night's episode was better than James
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>>40891671
I don't think sane people would be having this job.
Imagine getting tricked into taking a part time "nurse" job and this is what you have to do. fucking kek
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>>40894621
>how anyone is capable of actually taking a bight out of that thing
> taking a bight out of that thing
> taking a bight
>a bight
>bight
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>>40894967
>giving this much of a shit about a typo
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>>40891498
No. I love seeing fat people in the gym actually working hard.

Too few of them, frankly.
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That thing deserve to die, if I was the father I would run away
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>>40891765
Wouldn't even give his dad a slice
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>>40891613
But with socialized healthcare, that's not exactly true. You have to live your choices, but others may have to foot the bill, and that is unethical.
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>>40891272
It's re-airing tonight, 8pm EST
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>>40895135
I wanted the dad to just walk over and sling the pizza across the room after he said that
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>>40894877

i gotta see this. james was /fatkino/

full james episode here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9k-IKANoRo
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That episode was pure circus/freak show KINO.
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>>40895921
This new one is 5x better
>betrayal by brother arc
>drug addiction arc
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>>40895946


IT'S FRIED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Also no one is talking about how the younger brother Justin is literally the poster child of /r9k/.
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>>40894621
>t. jaw-hingelet
do you even snake, bro?
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Have anyone else's friends become really defensive since you're on your way to be /fit/?

>well I used to be able to run [insert distance]
>im allowed to eat that, i worked in my garden today
>you know im actually very muscular, that's just a beer belly

It's all unprovoked too.
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>>40895047
>being this mad about getting called retarded
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>>40892038
Wait, what drug was/is he using?
We talking heroin or meth or babbys first parental rebellion like weed?
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>>40891589
You can very easily eat healthy and still order out. When I get Chinese I'll usually get bourbon chicken and instead of rice I'll get steamed vegetables. Sure the chicken could be cooked in a healthier way, but not the biggest deal once a month.
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>>40893036
>>40893095
Assanti.
It's all over the thread man, fuck, do people not read anymore.
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>>40893235
This is the greatest thing in the world.
Hands down.
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>>40891498
>>40893804
only if you whine about how you can't lose weight like a worthless piece of shit or don't care and want to be a burden on others.
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>>40895952
>Implying Justin is on /r9k/
Probably is though. That's one reason I never go there.
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>>40896857
Pills oxy and he was taking a shit ton of them. This fat fuck had the family size version of them orange pill containers.
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>>40896636
Lost 110 lbs and a best friend. As I lost weight my interests went from Vidya to rock climbing and biking. Friend simultaneously complained I was avoiding him with new hobbies and that I was too annoying inviting him out all the time. He's still living in Mommy's basement at 23 and I'm finishing up my last year of vet school and it's coming up on 3 months with my girlfriend. your friends are a reflection of who you are, cut them out and you'll be better for it.
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>>40896636
Yeah. One friend was pretty passive-agressive for a while.

Then the doctor told her she'd die soon if she didn't lose weight.

Now she asks for advice.
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>>40897083
iktf

I have a friend who's pretty much the person I was before. Fat. Sad. Pathetic. The only thing I could say I was better than him was that I didn't complain about any of it to others and he does, but everything was still there.

As I improved myself I started having less and less patience towards him, though he constantly complaining about being fat and still refusing any help whatsoever might have contributed to my short fuse.

Buuuuuuuut I don't have enough friends that I can go around throwing some out.
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>>40891272
https://www.tlcgo.com/my-600-lb-life/steven-justins-story-part-1/
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>>40897115
No firends is prob better than having someone negative around
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>>40897083
>>40897115
I gained a new best friend and we hit the gym and go shooting all the time now, all my old friends were just online videogame people
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>>40897191
Thanks friendo
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>>40896636
Most of my friends know my situation, all of them knew me when I was fat, so they're all really supportive. It's actually a great feeling when they notice the loss. Plus a close friend of mine lost a bunch of weight, so he's been a major support for myself.
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>>40897115
>Buuuuuuuut I don't have enough friends that I can go around throwing some out.

>tfw all your friends are druggies because you were an autistic fat kid in school and they weren't intimidating

>tfw you don't even do drugs and get invited to do drugs every time you hang out with them
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>>40896857
These mother fuckers have no memory... He was taking pain killers. In the hospital he was demanding constant dilauded, once he got out he was going to emergency rooms (calling then and having them pick him up), saying he had severe pain then getting a TON of oxy's. Dr Now said that he made 20 emergency room visits in a month to get new bottles of pills.

He stopped responding to everyone so when Dr now went into his apartment Steven was sitting there with the top of his hair 3/4 bald from pulling it out. He was legit acting CRAZY too, like babbling and shit.
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"The doctor said you shouldn't be eating rice..."

"BUT IT'S FRIED!"
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>>40894946
This is why I don't go into the lower end medical field.
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>>40897191
youre doing gods work
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>>40896636
my buddy justifies why he lives the way he does to me all the time

>"I don't eat THAT badly"
>"I work a lot"
>"my weight doesn't get higher, it stays the same"
>"I'm muscular"

For the last one, it's fucking retarded, the dude has a barrel chest so he thinks he's buff, but in reality his arms are pretty flabby and it's just the frame of his body. He weighs as much as I do now after losing a few KG, and he's always so defensive and defeating. One time I said "Man, I think i'm looking pretty good cus of gym and dieting" and he just said "You really don't look any different".

I wanted to punch him, he can be a cunt sometimes.
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>>40891498
>do you guys also hate fat people trying to get better?
It depends. There's a difference between trying and being willing to make an actual sacrifice. Any retard can try to do something (look at every diet product on the market and every useless piece of workout equipment). If they put up the willpower, I'm cool with them, but if they say they're trying because they're supposed to, then fuck them
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>>40891261
You don't get to bring fries
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>>40891804
I was just there man, pretty sure I pissed him off though because while I was doing karaoke I motorboated one of the manikins tits and then tried to kiss her but I'm 5"3 so i was too short and knocked the wig off. After karaoke was done he came out looking kind of annoyed talking to one of the nurses. I was completely sober by the way
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>>40891498
Absolutely not. The people that I hate are the piggy ones. If you're 400lbs and eat (I mean the act of eating) like a normal person, and can walk around and shit, fine. But if you're 300 and eat like a pig, bitch about your back, live like filth, then you're a fat piece of shit.

Dude, I was 270 at one point. I got to the point where food was giving me pleasure. I started to see that for what it was, BAD, and went back to lifting/cycling... In a summer I lost around 80lbs. I gained a little back (215 now) but I kickbox and do HIIT 3 days a week. It's not like I go in there slow and tired and crying about the workouts, I fucking LOVE it and give it my all every single time. So for someone that has been through the struggle and still continues to struggle... Seeing someone "try" at the gym (aka walk on a treadmill) then the next day I see them riding their own scooter at Wal-Mart makes me furious (this actually happened).

For most of us it's not WHAT they are, but more so HOW they are... Fucking pigs.
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>>40897191
>Holy shits thanks fampai.
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20 years ago, a woman this size was considered a social rarity, a being that existed in so uncommonly that people thought it she was a visual effect. Now, we have shows dedicated to how many of these fuckers there are.

Thanks, Obama
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>>40897786
Do you know the definition of rarity? People watch this shit because they don't see people this big everyday. You are literally retarded.
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Lifting motivation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
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>>40897869
1 in 20 people in the US are morbidly obese now. Not exactly a rarity
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>>40897869
They don't see them because they literally can't leave their fucking houses
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>>40897955

This made me unreasonably angry.
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>>40897191
>ordered pizza to a hospital
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>>40897931
these people are super/massively morbidly obese. With a 10 second google search you would've seen that. Plus, you're on a weightlifting forum, people know that BMI is massively bullshit because it doesnt account for muscle weight (Tyson at his prime was considered obese, 216lbs, 5feet 10.5inches)

Its just like everything else, it SEEMS more common because it's talked about so much and is such a focus with the news and tv. Sure, there are more obese people, but we're not talking about plain old fat fuck, we're talking about people that are similar to people on the show.THUS it's still a rarity, thats why people watch it, it's like a fucking zoo. Don't forget that the show ran for years before they started airing the really nasty shit (these past few episodes have been WAY worse than the others).
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why didn't they just let steven assanti die this guy is a huge cunt
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>>40897955

I want to murder the whore who wrote this.
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>>40898500
To be fair, I'll order take out and shit at least once whenever I'm admitted to the hospital. Of course I don't go in for being a fat fucking shit
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>>40898500
i work at pizza hut, we deliver to a nearby hospital daily. although it is mostly staff
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>>40898521
How many definition of fat person do we need now eh?
Its overweight obese morbidly obese massively morbidly obese and super massive blackhole ?
Come the fuck on here champ, every year we are adding another to the pile its just ridiculous at this point, you are a fatshit or you are not.
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>>40896575
kek
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>>40891804
>12.95 for a burger as tall as your head

Hold my bags lads, anon is going to Vegas
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>>40897955
>comparing elephants to people

Whoever wrote this is by definition mentally handicapped
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>>40898178
Because you realize how disgusting it is to project bullshit onto children, potentially cursing them to a life of laziness and mediocrity.
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>>40897115

I have zero friends. I work a lot, and when I'm not working I'm spending time with my wife and kids or going to the gym. I dropped my old hobbies for the most part, I still go camping and hiking, shit that is family friendly. I have a 9 year old daughter and a 2 year old son, and they are my best friends.

For the record, I stopped having friends even before my wife and I started dating. I got tired of the bullshit that comes with being involved in other people's lives. I haven't spoken to a single member of my own family in 15 years.
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>>40897955
i'm having some trouble wrapping my head around this one, is this meant to be some kind of fat normalization shit?

humans and elephants are completely different beasts. humans evolved as persistence hunters, where you would run 5-20 miles in one go (which would make pretty much every other creature collapse) pursuing animals until they collapse or stop at a watering hole. elephants eat shit and tusk motherfuckers when they feel threatened, there are no elephant marathon runners.

do they not realize that the reason we have an innate compulsion to overeat is because for the vast majority of human history, if you didn't stuff your fucking face when you could you might starve in the week after with no or very little food?

holy FUCK this pisses me off
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>>40899301
They think that fat people are to thin people are as elephants are to humans in that an elephant will always have 4 legs because they're genetically different.

Somehow this disproves thermodynamics because the human body "wants to be a certain weight" and will therefore create energy out of sheer willpower to be fat. Presumably this doesn't violate the laws of physics because the energy stored in their fat comes from that skinny guy who can eat anything and not gain weight.
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>>40899426
>and will therefore create energy out of sheer willpower to be fat

really gets the noggin joggin

these people piss me off, i went from 310 to 188 lbs (5'11) and even though i still relate to fat people on some level, it's fucking absurd the mental gymnastics that they will undergo just to feel like their uncontrolled compulsions are healthy and OK
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>>40899452
I feel that shit, I was 155 and now I'm 180 (6'2). I'm an ethnic baked potato (half irish half holocaust victim) so I was convinced I was the type of person who could just eat nothing and not gain weight but then I started going to the gym, released I was normal, and then released I was more or less in denial and so is everyone else who says they can't gain weight
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>>40892562
poor tiger
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>>40899486
"genetics" are a meme, i'm not sure what science there is to back up what i'm about to say, but i'm inclined to think that genetics only sway maintenance calories by <25-50 in otherwise similar people.
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>>40899452
>310 to 188 lbs (5'11) a
how is skin?
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>>40891230
How valid is this excuse that every fat woman uses that her medications made her fat? "My birth control made me gain weight"

It's true that birth control makes you gain weight, but what amount of weight are we talking about here? I'm assuming it's less than 10 lbs.
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>>40899556
fucked. i have deflated, saggy tiddies and a shriveled belly, as well as wrinkly thighs and knees. it's pretty weird looking but i look fine in clothes.
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>>40899578
>"My birth control made me gain weight"
either it slows metabolism or it changes their appetite.
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>>40899585
>mfw 260 @ heaviest
>5'10"
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>>40899578
you could have answered this question by doing a 5 second google search but you rather ask a dumb question instead of making a smart statement.
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>>40897955

i usually come here to laugh. you made me sad.
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>>40899591
how bad are periods really? i mean you'd think if they're taking birth control to prevent pregnancies, they could just opt for other forms of contraceptives like nuvaring or condors

if they're taking it to remove period, is weight gain really worth it?
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>>40899674

I grew up with 3 sisters, and seriously 15 cousins my age ALL of whom were female.

It either mildly sucks, or sucks or a whole lot.
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>>40899674
dude I don't know? I don't take asprin and shit because I'm autistic and paranoid
If I were a women I would be 200% celibate instead of risking pregnancy or fucking up my hormones
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>>40899674
>how bad are periods really?

I started taking the pill at 11 because I would bleed so bad I would pass out at school. Plenty of women that don't even take it for birthcontrol, but just to make it through the month.

Periods can be bad news, especially when you're young. They can get better with age, though.
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>>40899692
any hotties anon? i remember one time i was housesitting for my friend's family and had two sisters, i sniffed their panties and jerked off into them. it was pretty fucking cash. they were above average looking but total fucking slobs, their rooms were trashed.

garbage and dirty clothes on the floor, drawers stuffed to the brim with all manner of unorganized shit, closet a mess, posters of chads. it was pretty absurd
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>>40899515
I mean genetics aren't a meme, but the difference between a fast metabolism and a slow metabolism is roughly one poptart and those with a faster metabolism will feel hungrier than those with a slower one since burning calories makes you hungry.
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>>40899716
>I would bleed so bad I would pass out

i'm no science boy, but isn't it just the uterine lining and not actual blood in circulation that you lose? what's the reason you'd pass out for shitting your uterine lining out of your cunt?

iron deficiency?
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>>40899737
>it was pretty fucking cash.
you're fucking gay dude.
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>>40899762
i'm probably like a 2 on the kinsey scale
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>>40899782
>is a pervert
>denies being a faggot
>which is just a pervert with specific tastes

nah go ahead and kill yourself
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>>40899759

Since you're a complete goddamn retard, here is some light reading for you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menorrhagia
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>>40899759
Pain
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>>40899799
im not denying being a faggot, i'd say i'm probably about 1/3rd homo
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>>40899808
>I have an abnormal disease so all girls bleed pints of blood from their vagina and you're retarded
fuck off kike
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>>40897955
>indoctrinating kids with your bullshit propaganda

Holy fuck that is terrible. Who ever made this shit should be deeply ashamed of themselves as a human being.
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>>40899825

>Menorrhagia is a menstrual period with excessively heavy flow and falls under the larger category of abnormal uterine bleeding (AUB).

It's not a disease, just a condition. That or other exessive bleeding combined with muscle pain, headaches, and cramps can make your life hell.

But don't worry tard, I'm sure you'll die a virgin so you won't have to deal with it.
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>>40899854
they are trying to con kids into thinking that their eggplant silhouette is a-okay because their spirit animal is a elephant
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>>40899874
>>40899808
can you cool it with these weird personal attacks, not digging these negative vibes
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>>40899874
>It's not a disease, just a condition
yeah man sure.
good luck with your freak demon vagina and future divorces.
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>>40899906
lol what the fuck is this, did he get impaled by the chair? Is there an un-censored version?
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>>40899945
Nah he uploaded the photo himself so it's censored. The chair fucking broke while he was sitting on it and the weight of his fat fucking body crushed his tailbone
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>>40899945
he's so fat that not only did he break the chair, he nearly broke his assbone when he fell the extra 1.5 feet.
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>>40899980
how does he pee?
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>>40900002

>Boogie is such a lazy shit that he literally shits himself sometimes while sitting at his PC because he's too lazy to haul his massive form over to the toilet.
>His wife has to clean his shit up for him and wipe his ass whenever this happens.
>Boogie gets all depressed and says he'll definitely make an effort to stop all this, but never does.
>He got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>Wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>Finally, the wife has had enough so she forces Boogie get a colostomy bag installed.
>He never, ever emties it. says it's "too depressing and that it triggers his ptsd"
>One day, it explodes while he's at a convention. The air reeks of rancid shit a mile around, and Boogie tries to play it off as a joke while rushing as fast as someone like him possibly can to get to the nearest toilet to clean himself up.
>His wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>Was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal
>We learn in a future video, this fast dash to the bathroom did major damage to his back, making any attempts at weight loss in the future futile
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>>40900008
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>>40900008
Just fucking kill me.
I don't want to live on this earth anymore.
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>>40900008
>he shits himself

is this true?
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>>40893235
Oh my god every damn second she's getting more sweaty and tired.
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>>40899674
I've been taking contraception non stop since I was 14 because I went to my doctor about period pain and he laughed at me. That was 12 years ago. Even with contraception I still need a day off every month (an improvement from needing pretty much a whole week before)
I can still fit into dresses I wore when i was 16. It does not cause weight gain at all.
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>>40900049
Of literally every person over 500lbs.
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>>40895047
>giving this much of a shight
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>>40891949
I live in Vegas. It's super duper gross haha. Just a forewarning
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>>40891498
No, I respect fatties giving a legitimate and disciplined effort to get in shape.

I used to be a fat ass but motivation from 4chan helped me lose weight. I had never done a pull up in my life before 4chan helped me to not only lose weight but also get /fit/
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>>40899825
>>40899808
When I was 11, I was taken into a hospital with blood loss, given some shots, pills and a constant blood transfusion. The hospital had to order more blood from the capital becaise they ran out. 2 days in, I tried to go to the shower across the hall, dragging my IV drip, and passed out 10 steps from my room. Was in there for around a month, thought I was dying the whole time.
Periods aint no joke. Not sure how my genetics survived before modern medicine.
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>>40900106
what are the long term effects of being on birth control that long?
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>>40900211
No idea but I'd literally rather die than have another real period and I'm not even exaggerating.

Maybe things would be different if my doctors weren't assholes and gave me a proper treatment 12 years ago.
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>>40897869

Oh yeah. Rarity is that white frivolous whore who pretends to be a lady.

>>40897955

This has to be satire. It's mental gymnastics are too badly written to be an unironic effort.
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>>40900284
>Maybe things would be different if my doctors weren't assholes and gave me a proper treatment 12 years ago.
how would that change anything?
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anyone have the half ton woman screenshots with a "flat stomach" who thinks she is fit because she can sit up "only using the features on the bed"?
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>>40896636
So, I work with a lot of women. Ever since I brought up I like lifting weights and working out, at least once a week I hear:

>"Anon, you're so skinny!"
>"Anon, you need to eat more!"
>"Guys don't want to date skinny girls, Anon."
>"I'd be as skinny as you if I had your genetics!"

A lot of these women are pregnant, post-pregnant and can't get rid of the baby weight, chubby, or seriously obese that have no concept of personal hygiene. I never once had this problem until I brought up one day that I enjoy working out a lot.
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>>40900635
a woman in the grocery store made fun of me for being too skinny, "Do you buy all this food for display?"

>mfw someone was this catty to a stranger in
public

Overweight women are the worst
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>>40900635
>>40900689
london etc

god I'm so thirsty but my tinder only attracts underages
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>>40900689
That's terrible, I've never had it that bad.

I was talking to one of my coworkers (who quit, sadly) about running outside because the weather had finally taken a turn for the best and one of the fat slobs came out of the blue and interrupted our conversation saying she'd be as thin as us if she had money to afford a gym membership.

She is 18, does not have a car and lives with her parents. When we told her we were working out OUTSIDE for FREE, she got really defensive and waddled away shouting about how sad our lives must be because we waste all of our time exercising.

Do fat people just not understand any kind of logic, or?

>>40900709
USA, senpai.
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>>40891804
so i went there when it was in phx. you put a gown on when you go in. The nurses wear hot outfits, and theres angled mirrors behind them to stare at their ass. sadly i couldn't finish it =(
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>>40896867
Chinese soups are also not a bad option. The sodium content kind of sucks with any soup but hot & sour with a couple steamed dumplings on the side is a great alternative to getting something greasy or fried.
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>>40900689
>>40900635

Drink it in. That's the sound a woman makes when she's threatened. It's your praise.

>>40900709

Then lie so as to match with other people.
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>>40900689
I had a woman joke I must be bulimic while ringing up my groceries and expect me to find her hilarious. Aside from a couple of chocolate bars for my cheat day, my entire cart was pretty much meat and vegetables. Who the fuck binges on steak and broccoli, lady? I wish I had the courage to give it back to people like that when they made such comments, a couple of them might realise they're actually saying horrible things.
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>>40900753
>Do fat people just not understand any kind of logic, or?
If they accepted logic, they'd have to accept role in their current situation.

Since they can't possibly be responsible, logic must be wrong.
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>>40900823
I put my real age and only match with 18-28 but they lie into my range and swipe me.

I would fuck them all too if I wasn't so afraid of getting in trouble

but christ
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>>40891230
the "diet" he recommends is absolute shit, filled with insulin spiking meat protein and calorie restriction.

just make the fatasses eat whole foods, plant based, low fat. it's not hard. they can eat literally all the steamed potatoes, rice, beans, tofu and veggies they want.
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>>40900576
I dunno. I just feel like I should've had the option to treat it without contraception and without having to sneak off to a family planning clinic
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>>40900930
>meat spikes insulin
Have a look here and see how wrong you are. Potatoes are almost 3x the spike of eggs.

Haha
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>>40891866
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>>40894946
Nurses only do that themselves when they're in training. They make the nursing techs do it after they become full fledged nurses.
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>>40900930
>potatoes, rice and beans

No
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>Years ago
>Attending a sort of community college
>Fat and eating candy during every break
>Fellow classmate loudly comments "Anon, did you know that chocolate is a substitute for sex?"
>She was fat, ugly, and unpleasant to everyone but had beef with me in particular for some reason

It's been so many years that I can't remember if I pointed out the irony or not. Even as a fat guy I got approached by girls a few times so I wouldn't be surprised if she fancied me but I didn't respond or if she felt I was judging her.

>>40900753

Take it from me, it's part defense (against both external and internal judgement) and part ignorance. One of the ways fat people rationalize their self-neglect is by considering others vain.
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>>40900930
I'M SMARTER THAN A DOCTOR BECAUSE I READ AN ARTICLE ON MY FAVORITE VEGAN FORUM :). : The Post
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>>40895047
>typo
Please refer to this friendly reference image of a keyboard and realize how that can't even possibly be a slip of the finger.
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>>40901097
Wanted to point that out, too lol
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>>40900930
>insulin-spiking meat
>calorie-restriction is bad
>they can eat all they want of whatever

Dude. You don't have a clue what you're talking about.
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>>40900930
Potatoes, rice, and beans have a ton of calories though.
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>>40900959
>>40900991
>>40901060
>>40901208

Stop responding to this autist. He posts the same shit in /fat/ all the time. Vegans are like trannies, mentally ill and attention seekers
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>>40900310
You shut your faggot mouth, boy. She's a successful fashion designer so she gets to be materialistic.
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>>40901249
Thx didn't know that
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>>40896636
im always afraid im doing that without knowing it.
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>>40899874

>die a virgin

Ah yes, the go-to insult for cranky girls. How goes managing your sex life with your condition buddy? Sounds quite scary to me
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>>40899301
dez cadena>keith morris>henry rollins
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>>40897955
whoever wrote that needs either a helicopter ride or to be tossed out of something at about 35000 feet.
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>>40899578
yeah it's usually less than ten pounds, but it does make you bloat a lot, so they may be confusing fat with actual water weight. but fatties who are over 200 pounds blaming it on birth control are delusional.
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>>40897742
How'd you lose 80 pounds in a summer? Any tips?
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>>40901536
>water weight
That's correct. I used to be on BC that would make me seriously bloated and I'd gain about 8lbs of water weight. Once I changed brands it stopped.
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>>40891866
fucking kek
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>>40901097

>you moran thats not how a typo works
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>>40899674
>how bad are periods really?
Barely noticeable for some, crippling for others.
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>>40901653
Typographical error
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Typo" redirects here. For other uses, see Typo (disambiguation).
A typographical omission of the word "not" in the sentence "Thou shalt not commit adultery." This 1631 printing of the Bible has become known as the Wicked Bible.
The "Judas" Bible in St Mary's Church, Totnes, Devon, UK. This is a copy of the second folio edition of the Authorized Version, printed by Robert Barker, Printer to King James I, in 1613, and given to the church for the use of the Mayor of Totnes. This edition is known as the "Judas" Bible because in Matthew 26:36 "Judas" appears instead of "Jesus". In this copy the mistake (in red circle) is corrected with a slip of paper pasted over the misprint.[1]

A typographical error (often shortened to typo), also called misprint, is a mistake made in the typing process (such as a spelling mistake)[2] of printed material. Historically, this referred to mistakes in manual type-setting (typography). The term includes errors due to mechanical failure or slips of the hand or finger,[3] but excludes errors of ignorance, such as spelling errors, or the flip-flopping of words such as "then" and "than".

Yes it is.
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I'm a former fatty 300lbs peak at 5'10".
I know my attitude got better as I lost weight, but this is a story of how I watched perception shift in the other direction.

> reach 185lbs after couple year cocoon
> can run 10km in 50min
> still have that residual tummy
> decide I want a relationship
> meet 120lb cutie who's active an vibrant
> we hiked, laughed, fucked, reapeated
> after a couple of months she moves in
> then it starts.. She puts on a couple pounds
> then she loses her job
> then she starts complaining about her body
> she's 145lbs now
> I've crept up to 200lbs
> I'm not going back to fatland
> start eating less, exercising more
> she won't do the same
> her attitude has shifted as she gains too
> I add her to my gym membership
> she is ashamed to go
> I suggest jogging
> she doesn't want people to see her
> I buy her a treadmill
> it becomes a clothes rack
> I'm still at 200lbs
> minimal cardio and was instead lifting
> so my body tone had improved
> she hits 160lbs and her attitude is fed by fat activist fb friends
> have a sincere talk about her not being the same woman I met
> its been 8 months we've been together
> she gets angry and I ask her to stay at her moms for the weekend
> that weekend she fucks one of her chubby friends
> I end it
> see over the past year she has capped 200lbs and blames men for her "condition"

Wtf /fit/.. I'm NEVER getting fat again now that I've experienced that mental decay. On the plus side.. I dodged a bullet by walking away.
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For the record I'm the guy who wrote bight. I haven't posted in this thread since that post. It wasn't a typo. That's just one of those ticks people have that gets them caught by the FBI if they turn serial killer and write letters to the newspaper or whatever. For some reason I just do that even though I know better. Usually I catch it.

So yeah. I'm a retard. I'm sorry.
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>>40901752
How did you find out about her fucking her friend?
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>>40901886
She thought it would make me jealous.
Like a "ha ha somebody thinks my body is still sexy" kinda logic.

All it actually did was make me disgusted.
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>>40901752
That's the thing with fat people, man. Every fat person I know has a list of excuses.

Trying to combat the excuses is not an answer. It doesn't work, as you saw. Adding her to your gym membership didn't work because of "public shame" and even when you got a private treadmill at home, that did not improve her condition either.

What I've learned about fat people is that fat people want to be fat. There is nothing you can say or do to convince them otherwise. I am a nurse and I mirror the doctor's words all the time that they will get diabetes if they do not lose weight and stop blasting themselves with carbs, they will get an M.I. if they don't lose weight, their foot/joint problems will get worse if they don't lose weight. None of this phases them, they would rather just be fat.
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>>40900930
Low carb high protein is good however 1200kcal is just not enough for people of that size. Sure he is a doctor and his priority is for them to lose as much weight as quickly as possible and if they can stick to the diet they will lose absurd amounts every month. Maybe its psychological and he wants them to think that 1200 is what they should be eating and expects them to overeat but because they use 1200 as a reference they are overeating less on average or something. I feel it leads more to a spiral where they are going over his recommendation and than they just don't care anymore and eat whatever they want because they failed once.

All i know is that i tried 1200 calorie diet for 3-4 days and you can't even eat an apple or veggies as a snack without going over your goal and you will be hungry all the time. I eventually went for a more reasonable cut at 1800 calories that allows for 2 servings of fruit and 2 servings of veggies as snacks.
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I fell down the rabbit hole, boyos.

I come bearing gifts
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>>40902015
>1200kcal is just not enough for people of that size.
Yes. Yes it is.
That fat sack of monkey shit can live off of 500 calories of nothing but clean protein and a multivitamin.
His body is screaming USE THE FAT GOD DAMNIT IM READY TO USE THE FAT FOR ENERGY!!
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>>40901963
I can agree.
It's like trying to push a rope.
When I dropped the weight it was because I could stand being fat anymore.
Nobody motivated me but myself.

With her, even the loss of an otherwise healthy relationship wasn't motovation enough.

I have a gf now that isn't as thin as my ex, but at least she's healthy. 145lbs but exercises 4 times a week, and doesn't eat garbage. It really isn't as much of a dealbreaker for me that she isn't as petite.
Her attitude, actions, and confidence are on point. Pic related.
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>>40902044
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>>40902066
Yep that's what you gotta do. Just leave the bad influences in your life. It's actually true that you can't change people. Even if you could, it's not worth the effort. You have 1 heartfelt conversation with someone and that's the end of it, if they don't change just leave them. You did the right thing.
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>>40895148
It costs the healthcare system no matter what though because when someone can't pay and goes to an emergency room, the tax payers foot the bill.

The problem is framing people with a social mindset that encourages them to contribute as much or more as they take. American society isn't set up this way. It's about the individual here and until we convince people to care about their actions and how they impact society, tax payers will continue to pay the price for the actions selfish.
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>>40902044
>>40902146
Is it wrong to get happy realizing these people will die 20 years sooner than they should? I get a sadistic happiness knowing they will suffer a huge heart attack and die painfully at 55. Something about that happiness seems wrong.
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>>40902146
>fat people have eating disorders

Yeah, no shit. If you're obese your eating habits are clearly in disorder. Stop trying to pretend you have anorexia. You're allowed into the eating disorder club. Congratulations.
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>>40902153
I had that conversation with some of my fat friends. I don't want to stop being friends with them, but I seriously had to limit my contact. They pull me down otherwise.
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>>40902044
I notice it's very common with Leftists to attack these strawmen all of the time. They will construct an opinion that nobody believes and nobody has said, and then set it on fire. They never credit a person for saying the argument. They never call out a specific person, so that his side can be heard.

I don't know if they learned this behavior from the daily show, or stephen colbert? But it seems like they learned it from somewhere, because a majority of them do it. It's really funny to watch them argue with themselves in a tumblr post. It's almost like a mental illness.
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>>40902202
Were they the type of friends whose only idea of fun was eating at Red Lobster, then going to see a movie and eating Popcorn, then getting an ice cream at the beach?

That's the only time I would cut out friends. I don't give a shit if my friends are fat. I draw a line at obese, but otherwise it don't bother me.
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>>40899674
i have a friend who gets violently sick at least one day a month because of her period. Vomits and everything, some awful shit
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>>40902146
trying to grab the gems as I stumble on them
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>>40902272
Husband sounds based as fuck
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>>40902272
>when I bring up issues related to weight and tells me to get off Tumblr
this guy's spirit animal
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STEVE ASSANTI 600LB LIFE EPISODE WILL REPEAT TONIGHT ON TLC.
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>>40902272
>got married
>instantly went crazy and got fat

Homeboy made a big ol' whoopsie daisy.
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>>40902335
>STEVE ASSANTI 600LB LIFE EPISODE WILL REPEAT TONIGHT ON TLC.
its free on tlcgo
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>>40902272
>>40902272
>research that it is nearly impossible to lose weight

& What research would that be??
Although I know she is exaggerating, I am genuinely curious what studies she is referring to.
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>>40891261
DR PAVEL I'M BMI
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>>40902335
It's starting now.
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>>40902335
>>40902343
>>40902358
holy shiiiiit thanks man
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>>40897191
jesus christ...
can't these people get liposuction to get rid of at least some of the weight?
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>>40902272
found some jealousy
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>>40902206
It's not a particularly left thing. Strawmanning is just laziness and being unable to support your position with actual evidence.
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>>40902303
Monkey prick
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>>40902378
struck gold here
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>>40902373
liposuction doesnt work like that.
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>>40902378
I can't believe people spend writing shit like this.
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>>40902405
>Thin privilege is not worrying about your size while walking around a strange country.

So... lose the weight then.. so you can get that thin privilege....?

What the h*ck is wrong with these people? Are they mentally ill?
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>>40902358
I'll bet you this nigga Justin is on here reading this thread.
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>>40902378
>try being an A cup with a 46 band size
Now that's just depressing
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>>40892304
Used to work as a wardie in a hospital, its legitimately like this. Fuckers sitting in their own piss and shit complaining about how hungry they are.

Kudos to the ones that become self aware and realize how embarrassing it is to have to have a team to clean/roll/lift you, and make positive change from then on.
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>>40902435

Lets be real. He clearly goes on /r9k/.
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>>40902467
He probably moderates r9k.
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>>40902501
He IS /r9k/
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you know what to do

xZBdK4RLID3H3sBU2
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>>40902444
A cups are totally cool on regular girls, that doesn't bother me one bit.

>>40902405
real talk on this one, since I've lost nearly 100lbs I have a lot more trouble sleeping on my side since my knees stab into each other now
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>>40900211
severe lack of progeny
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>>40902533
lmao these questions
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>>40902558
>what language do you use to identify yourself

English usually.
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>>40891498
Yes but I hate everybody
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>>40899674

>>40899692

I got lucky , my period lasts 1.5 or 2 days and the pain is barely there , just a localized discomfort.
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>>40902549
Sleep with a pillow between your knees. I started doing it after seeing those leg pillow commercials as a kid and never turned back.
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>>40902549
Yeah, small breast are fine but the band is the measurement around the body under the boobs so this chick is gigantic if hers is 46 inches.
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>>40893235
Is she really dead?
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>>40899426
>Presumably this doesn't violate the laws of physics because the energy stored in their fat comes from that skinny guy who can eat anything and not gain weight.
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>>40902625
I know, I was just making an excuse for regular girls who feel self conscious about their honestly fine bodies.

I've been friends with a few booblets and they all seem as insecure as manlets

>>40902610
Will try

>>40902549
Bouncer of the year here, this title is the foxiest of grapes too
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apparently this one wears out the crotch of her jeans by simply walking
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>>40902610
>started doing it after seeing those leg pillow commercials as a kid

Same. I really want one of those form fitted ones now. I wonder if you can still find them out there.
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>>40899578
Put it this way anon, I'm hypothyroid and I'm on the pill because I've got pcos, and I'm about 10lbs overweight. Any more than that is just laziness, it's harder to lose the weight but it's more than possible
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>>40902351
There was some study saying most [short-term] diets fail. Fatties took this to mean that losing weight is impossible, not that people are just going about it all wrong because they're idiots [which is actually what's happening].
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>>40902558
ya think the hambeast will like my shit?
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>>40902844
a resounding, girthy yes
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>>40902558
>>40902844
I mean, it's a longshot, but something might stick.
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>>40899674
vomiting and passing out until i can keep down over the counter pain meds for the first 2-3 days, followed by 5 more days of bleeding. after i had my first child though, the periods got waaaay better, don't even notice i have it now until i go pee and see bloodstains : (
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>>40902844
>>40902862
>b-but muh mental illness
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>>40902862
hopefully she has time to read it before she blacks out from rage
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>>40902373
That's like trying to whittle a redwood.
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>>40891765
2000 less calories? Jesus
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>>40902405
>I didn't know how to act
buy his candy. Seems simple to me.
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>>40896575
>snake
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>>40899674
I have endometriosis, which is treated by birth control. Ironically, if I stopped taking it my endometriosis would advance and make me infertile. It causes sever cramping, irregular bleeding, etc. Now I take birth control and I just don't have periods or severe cramping.

It caused weight gain at first, I gained maybe 5lbs? But I lost it again because I didn't have to take days off going to the gym with severe cramping, and I didn't eat like a slob.
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>>40902378
>indication of disprivilege along that group's axis

The idea of privilege has become so fucking abstract as more and more people add requirements it's almost laughable
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>>40902988
L O N D O N
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D
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>>40899716
>>40900106
>>40902865
>>40902988
Dear diary,
today i learned that women are disgusting.
signed anon
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>>40895952
>/r9k/
More like /tg/
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>>40902405
*South American pride intensifies*
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>>40903110
lel if /int/ has taught me anything it's that all Brazilians actually hate Brazil except those living in the south and are convinced it's on par with western Europe
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>>40901581
I had a seizure (am epileptic) and after I woke up in the hospital food literally made me nauseous. So I was eating VERY little, Id only eat maybe a third of what I was (same food just smaller portions, instead of eating like 7 pieces of pizza I was eating maybe 2). I was riding my bike (Beach cruiser so it's heavy) like a fucking maniac too, I think I was averaging around 80 miles a week, and I was only biking every other day. On top of all of that shit every night I was doing my "100 workout", which was 100 situps, 100 pushups, 100 curls as fast as possible, 100 shoulder raises, 100 leg raises with 20lb weights on each leg bending at the hip, and 100 leg raises with the same weight bending at the knee. The nightly workouts would take me around 2 hours because I'd just take it slow and do other shit in between (talk to a chick, watch TV for a little, whatever). After that summer I got back into kickboxing after a 10 year hiatus, which with winter (live in michigan) I gained a little weight back but kickboxing is keeping it mostly muscle.

My friends complained to me A LOT that I was turning bulimic, but I wasn't staying away from food as a choice, it was just what happened naturally. The same thing is happening again and this time it's so bad I actually went to my doctor today to talk about it.

So basically, as little food as possible, and a fucking INSANE amount of working out. I know as a normal person 6 or 7 hours of working out in a day seems crazy. BUT you have to remember, I have seizures, so I can't fucking drive and I'm pretty much stuck at home. Getting on my bike and going gave me some freedom back, and the workouts at night were more of a way to test myself that I grew to love. Now that Im in better physical condition riding a bike is kind of dumb since it doesn't tax me like it once did... luckily I found a rowing machine at a thrift store for 30 dollars :).
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>>40898699
... You do know each classification has its own health implications right?
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>>40896636
My sister. And her heath has taken such a bad turn that she wants me to carry a child for her.
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>>40903202
don't do it fat people don't deserve to reproduce
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>>40903144
Well, sort of. The country is shit and I plan to move out when possible but there's plenty to be proud of regardless.

M-mostly from our imperial days, though. Kek.
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>>40899889
>that pic
Fwiw, I've seen kids that size throw shit at soldiers that could kill them in Israel.
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>>40903234
are there even that many fat people in Brazil
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>>40903202
oh my god dont. the physical toll that a pregnancy takes on a female body is enormous. if your sister wants to have a child, she can bear it herself. dont put yourself at risk of death or permanent damage to appease your entitled sister.
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>>40902988
I have endometriosis too, no one believed the it was that severe until it got so bad I was passing out or throwing up from the pain. It's hard to explain it to people because women are always like, "well everyone gets cramps!" But they shouldn't be so bad that you can't function. I'm glad birth control is helping you though, anon! I started taking it recently and the difference during my period is out of this world.
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>>40901249
>vegans are like trannies
Enlightened I have become
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>>40903251
More than there should be. Obesity is a growing problem here.

I live in coastal state (the one where the police went on a strike just over a month ago) and despite the 'beach culture' that we have there's still a fuckton of fat fucks.

From what I see, mostly women.

Not much to say, really. Brazil follows US/Western European mistakes by about a decade or so which means that all that body acceptance crap is always at the horizon.

Luckly, as I have said, we also have a culture of looking good, which negates that push.

For now, at least.

But that doesn't stop the fatties as you can tell.
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>>40903320
interesting to know thanks for the info bro
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>>40903202
Don't fucking do it. You'll ruin your body because she ruined hers. If you're going to carry a fucking child carry your own.
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>>40902405
>It was a few years ago
>But I still feel shame
>But I never lost weight.

What the fuck.

Also guys any tips on helping relatives lose weight? My entire family is fat (well, my branch. We're the only fat branch, too,) and while I'm doing the STICKY I'm trying to get my family in on it, too, primarily my younger sibling who will be starting high school next year. I didn't start gaining weight until high school, but she never had the same interest in sports I did and I don't want her to miss out on any of the typical highschool shenanigans because she's too out of shape.
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>>40903155
Thanks, man. Yeah, I've always had difficulty losing weight, but it's not as hard as 600 pounders make it out to be. The most difficult thing is staying consistent when you're not seeing results. My problem is that I'll do pretty well the whole week, and then end up ruining it by binging on crap food.
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>>40902378
>46A
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>>40902206
THIS. We have entire threads dedicated to laughing at people who catback their way to snap city.

On top of that, I have to fuck up at the gym to get hurt. Or I could just use machines and have essentially zero risk of injury outside of maybe a collision with another lat pulldown machine.
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>>40899674
Sucks real hard. Im on bc now (no weight gain btw) but before that, 7 day long period with heavy bleeding for most days. It sucked! There were a few days when I was still in high school that I had to leave school early because I was in so much pain. And that would be after the max dosage of pain meds I could take!
Fortunately my Dad, who worked at the school, took it super well and would let me go home.

Dads who go get pads and tampons from the store are best dads.
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>>40902400
Yep. Lazy idiots are pretty evenly distributed across the ideological spectrum, we're just predisposed to take greater notice of the ones opposite us.
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>>40902405
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>>40900894
That kind of thing is not acceptable and you should really mention it to their manager. If someone said something about them being fat I bet they would be outraged
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>>40898521
The majority of the world doesn't have enough muscle to discredit bmi. The world is all skinnyfats and obese people. BMI is fine for the general population.
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>>40902844
>>40902862
Your main message was great but the delivery was just awful. You sound like you can't be over 18. Still worth a shot but grow up.
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>>40902718
>I work in a field that requires me to be able to hold things and occasionally move and crouch or bend over

Sounds physically gruelling
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>>40903202
DON'T FUCKING DO IT.

DON'T.

SOMETIMES WHEN NATURE SAYS NO SCIENCE NEEDS TO LISTEN.
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>>40902015
Girls live off that much all the time. Also these people have 600+ lbs of potential energy begging to be used.
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>>40903202

Jfc, I have to hop on the wagon of anons screaming no. If the bitch wants a kid to fuck up for life then she can pay for a surrogate, there's no reason for you to permanently alter your physiology because a fatasfatass relative has fat related PCOS.
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>I don't feel entitled, but I want what I want and when I don't get it I get pissed off and I rant until I do get a want

What did /our cuck/ mean by this? What is this if not entitlement?

Steven Assanti is one of the greatest philosophers of the 21st century, rethinking the very nature of the English language
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>>40903870
>until I do get a want

until I do get what I want*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-w-DjQbocM

Skip to 1:45 to start the experience
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>>40903870
Let me translate that for you.

>I'm entitled, here are my excuses
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>>40891765
Cut it down to 1h. You are fat and should workout, but pay respect to how much your ligaments can take. Otherwise Im very happy to know you are doing well. Keep it up bro
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>>40903973
what the fuck?
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>>40903032
You sound like a fag !
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>>40903973
is this guys whole shtick being a repulsive pig? i feel like he has to eat in his car because other people can't stomach being around him as he gorges himself
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>>40903973
I feel like I've been violated.

Genuinely disturbing.
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>>40897907
I approve. Motivated to put down french fries to lick french thighs
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>>40903973
what the ufck
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Just realized that this is the first time I've seen Joey on FPH/FPS.

Every day until you like it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S09N1JSUwyw
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>>40904567
>no raw sausage video

Disappointed.
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>>40904567
the deliberate overreactions make his stuff unwatchable
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Made one fat friend near the end of highschool. I was about 40lbs overweight, but still within healthy BMI. She was about 70lbs over. We wound up being co-workers and roommates.
>I want to get /fit/
>she wants to join me
Ok cool
>won't get up for the gym in the morning
>when I do convince her to go, she stays on treadmill and them comes home and eats shit like three bagels with jam
Fast forward
>she gets mad at me for waking her up, so I just stop making the effort to even get her awake for work on time (6am shifts, both of us)
>I bike/walk to work, she had a car and was still 30+ minutes late.
>Co-workers start complimenting me on weight loss
>She gets mean and sarcastic about it if I talk about getting in shape, or always says shit trying to downplay my success if someone else brings it up.
Fast forward
>Move to a mountain town for college
>Hiking gains, completely ideal weight for a ~im a grill btw~
>Go to visit old town and coworkers
>She is now over 200lbs at 5'3"
>Old coworkers see me, compliments.
>bitch goes: "well, Anon had mountain s to hike in" as if she would have hiked in the same situation, and life isn't fair.
>former co-worker dead-eyes her
>"and YOU'VE gotten so BIG! What happened??"

Core workout for the day.

Still friends, other than the fattitude she's okay. Limit contact tho, shits depressing as fuck.
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>>40904747
>I was about 40lbs overweight, but still within healthy BMI
this doesn't add up son
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>>40893235
lol she is loud enough to where the mic picks it up.
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>>40904779
I'm going by how much I felt I had to lose. I'm also 5'3", I was 140-145lbs. Anything over 110 looks like shit on a 5'3" skinnyfat grill. But my BMI was technically fine.

Sorry for being a retard there.
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>>40904747
let me eat cake off your ass
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>>40900008
Oh thank god i remember hearing about this from a friend but i guess the rumor is true now that more people know about it. This guy is worse than James because he makes money off his fans to be a lazy ass.
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>>40900689
>Overweight women are the worst.

do not worry much like the older Baby Boom generation that has fucked the rest of us over they will all be gone within the next 10 years.
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>>40901752
> I'm still at 200lbs
> minimal cardio and was instead lifting

You know anon you can be 200lb and have most of it be muscle and less of it be fat. It's only about percentage of weight not how much.
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>>40902206
I do not think it's a political issue, its a common sense issue.
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>>40900008
hol'up nigga i need proof. u got a vid or gif?
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>"I can't wait till I see the look on your face when you get a little quart-sized burger and a pea at the hospital"

Holy shit the Dad on the assanti episode is so fucking great.
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>>40901516
He's wondering why you would feed a woman before throwing her out of a plane.
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>>40900199
They didn't, and now that your recessive trait has surfaced more will die.
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>>40902272
The husband is going to make it.
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