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>be me
>have trap gf
>she starts lifting and eating protein
>the muscle is whatevs, cause estrogen
>but oh god the carts

I really wouldn't care if not for the farts. How do I make her stop eating so much protein? Or at least make em smell less. ..
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>>40818710

>Be a trap
>Have to be extra feminine to offset the fact that you're actually a dude
>Start lifting weights for some reason and farting everywhere

OP you're basically just fucking a man now, even though you always were. It's not even a feminine girly man now.
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>>40818710
Just kick him in the balls as hard as you can everytime he farts. Eventually he'll be too scared to let it out.
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>>40818724
She started hormones in her teens so she looks like this. Plus her body is super slim n she's got big hips. So I'm really 100% not worried about her ever looking like a man unless she starts roiding. But the farts oh god they're so bad.

Imagine pickled shit mixed with chili powder and pepper.
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>>40818727
That's not a bad idea. If I get mad enough about her darting around me, she won't anymore.
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IDC about your gross fart blog but where did you find a trap gf?
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>>40818738
>that veiny man hand
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>>40818738
> So I'm really 100% not worried about her ever looking like a man unless she starts roiding.

yeah that would be gay right?

fucking loser.
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>>40818710

This has to be the first good bait thread on fit in at least 6 months. Hats off to you OP.
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>>40818738
Looks like a little asian boy.
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>>40818710
>have trap gf
>she

Pick one you degenerate faggot
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>>40819166
>>>/pol/
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>>40818774
This.
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>>40819172
/commonsense/ but whatever faggot
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>>40819172
>>>>/b/
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