>be me
>have trap gf
>she starts lifting and eating protein
>the muscle is whatevs, cause estrogen
>but oh god the carts
I really wouldn't care if not for the farts. How do I make her stop eating so much protein? Or at least make em smell less. ..
>>40818710
>Be a trap
>Have to be extra feminine to offset the fact that you're actually a dude
>Start lifting weights for some reason and farting everywhere
OP you're basically just fucking a man now, even though you always were. It's not even a feminine girly man now.
>>40818710
Just kick him in the balls as hard as you can everytime he farts. Eventually he'll be too scared to let it out.
>>40818724
She started hormones in her teens so she looks like this. Plus her body is super slim n she's got big hips. So I'm really 100% not worried about her ever looking like a man unless she starts roiding. But the farts oh god they're so bad.
Imagine pickled shit mixed with chili powder and pepper.
>>40818727
That's not a bad idea. If I get mad enough about her darting around me, she won't anymore.
IDC about your gross fart blog but where did you find a trap gf?
>>40818738
>that veiny man hand
>>40818738
> So I'm really 100% not worried about her ever looking like a man unless she starts roiding.
yeah that would be gay right?
fucking loser.
>>40818710
This has to be the first good bait thread on fit in at least 6 months. Hats off to you OP.
>>40818738
Looks like a little asian boy.
>>40818710
>have trap gf
>she
Pick one you degenerate faggot
>>40818774
This.
>>40819172
/commonsense/ but whatever faggot