Hey guys boogie here

>>40779288
good luck man

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>>40779341

Thanks. You're one of the good ones.

christ you guys are more beta than I thought. what a fucking shame.

ah well, off to drink a bunch of sodas before they mutilate my insides. Enjoy being shittier at life than even I am.

>>40779288
Is this for real?

Prove you're the real Boogie.

>>40779288
why haven't you been able to lose weight over the past 4 years by slowly eating fewer and fewer calories a day? You could've lost a lot of weight without even doing much exercise

>>40779288
Why is this landwhale tier manchild suddenly everywhere?

>>40779465

Depends on who you ask.

Personally I've had a lot of issues with controlling my diet. I managed to cut out the sugary sodas a year ago. Still drink the diet stuff with my doctor's permission.

I use food to self medicate and can't really drink or do drugs so its the only way I know to self medicate. Afraid to mess with the other stuff cause look what I did with food.

My body doesn't produce testosterone and my doctors wont give me supplements so my muscle percentage is next to nothing. Makes it uncomfortable to even sit, much less walk. Exercise is almost out of the question.

In the last 6 months we have had me on a appetite supressant that makes it possible to scale back even on my worst days and managed to lose 3-5 pounds a month. Down from 558 to 518 in that period of time. Should be down to 480 in time for surgery.

Doctor says to not expect the math to work out. He said due to the diabetes, the tumor in my brain, and the lack of testosterone it was a miracle i lost weight at all.

>>40779484
because the beta males that fill this board are threatened by the fact that even my fat ass is more alpha than they can ever be so they're shitposting to make themselves feel like men while they still can, i believe.

>>40779451
why would I do that? if I don't I can claim plausible deniability in case any of this shit gets capped, friendo.

Promise us you'll eat your hand or at least your own rancid stool if you fail.
Do a video and pledge to fit

>>40779288
Show us yer dick Boogie
YOLO
You'll probably be dead soon ne ways

>>40779587

Well, there's still a chance I won't 100% qualify. Blood work and other things need to come back. So its not guaranteed but at least i'm in the program.

I won't 'fail' as it were, but I do plan to lose a bunch of weight and keep it off long enough to fade out of the public eye while youtube rides off into the sunset.

I might put some of the weight back on but I promise you'll never know if I do.

But I probably won't. I've been preparing for this for a decade.

>>40779616

There is a sex tape me and my feeder girlfriend made back in 2006. I think its still out there. Was on stileproject at one point after she revenge porned me.

other than that... nah.

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Boogie on 4chan? /fit/? this is not possible. Send a pic of you with 4chan in background. Though for all seriousness you are inspiring at times.

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Why the fuck are you on this board, other than to get yourself off on /fit/ rage?

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>>40779686
>>40779571
>>40779451
looks legit from his twitter anyway

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>>40779288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Az7n5xSDx0

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>>40779720
Ohshit.jpeg
To Boogie:
That is pretty cool biggie. WLS is the easy way out though with your weight it might be the only way. Hopefully you will qualify.

>>40779558
LOL booger pls go.

Getting WLS is the lowest of the low? What cant achieve it yourself? Cant stop drinking soda for a month?

I know its bait, but god damn youre fucking stupid.

>>40779288
How will your gold digging wife pay your mortgage after you die during the surgery, you fat shit?

>>40779828
they can get at least another 2 episodes of francis with just the body and some recycled sound clips

>>40779288
tits or gtfo

>>40779528
almost seems legit....i'll bite. off those numbers your TDEE would be 4k calories a week. you could easily cut down to 1500 calories a day. that's a 2500 calorie deficit daily. Doing the math, you could have easily lost 130 lbs in that first month. I really want to wish you the best of luck, but from basic math i can tell you aren't dedicated to this.

>>40779288
You suffer from a mental illness and until that is cleared up youre WLS wont mean a damn thing. Youll balloon back up because the underlying problem to your eating disorder is your mental state. You use food as a coping mechanism and do you really think WLS is a magic pill? Do you really think youre mentally tough to go from eating 8000calories+ to 2000calories in mere weeks?

Instead of the WLS you shouldve just not bought soda for a year and you wouldve instantly lost 100pounds. To bad youll never experience the beauty of finding yourself through perseverance and self-motivation. GG boogie, G fucking G. You failed

>>40779288
Hey Boogie - been watching your videos for about 7 years now this was the first vid of yours I saw: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdBrYfxSXWc


I'm happy for you and wish you luck on your weight loss journey - I was 300 lbs in 2012, down to 198 today.

You're funny as fuck man - keep us in the loop on your progress

>>40779869
>weight loss """"""""""""Journey"""""""""""""""""""

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>>40779288
Good luck bro
I love you

>>40779288

Shitting the bed what morbidly obese shut-ins who require bariatric surgery do.

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>>40779869
>tfw you didn't miss one of the first Lich King kills
>tfw you missed prom instead

>>40779288
congrats man! hope you don't die on the surgery table and instead lose weight and gain it all back, it's not out of hate but I do enjoy seeing people fuck up their own lives based on their decisions
>>40779869
I didn't know that was boogie, I remember seeing that and thinking what a sad life, I didn't know he was parodying someone with a slightly worse life than himself

>>40779881

>implying the rope wouldn't break if he tried

>>40779869
thanks man :)
<3

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"Boogie, when you came here I asked you to lose fifty pounds. You didn't lose the weight. Why?"

Boogs, Instead of shit posting on here you should be rehearsing your excuses for not losing weight. Tell us, WHY IS THIS GOING TO BE ANY DIFFERENT than the last 50 times you have tried to lose weight?

>>40779686
boogie was a /v/ native, he's been here forever

>>40779288
I hope you get an infection you nasty fat fuck

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>>40779288
funny, for a man barely able to walk, you love to run; from crutch to crutch, from trend to trend, from panderous conceit to outright lack of perspective and sheer ignorance, you have a lifetime of marathons ahead, and I doubt you'll retire. too bad cardio's bad for gains, I suggest reading the goddamn sticky

>>40779288
Good luck with the surgery boogie.

>>40779288
why don't you just eat less food? any excuse you give me will be the same excuse mindset you will have post surgery when you fuck your stomach up by trying to shove food down it. you have lost friendo. i hope you die honestly.

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>>40779288
Well good luck. Shame you couldnt fix your diet, its a whole new sense of relief being truly in control of your life and habits. This is coming from someone who struggled with willpower issues most of their life and never really wondered how others did it. Im not saying im better than you, just wanted to say that just because you dont see something as tangible, it doesnt mean it isnt there. I hope you do see it after the surgery.

>>40780155
Kek

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>>40779288
SALAD DODGING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k&ab_channel=dalauansparrow

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>>40779288
Hope you lose the weight, there is nothing more satisfying than proving your haters wrong.

Prove us all wrong boogie

>>40779288
Hi Boogie, just wanna say that your story is inspiring - especially your older vids on depression, loneliness and being poor. I'm glad you're on the right path to getting healthier.

I didn't realize there was a weight limit you had to be at to get that kind of surgery. What if you're only 300lbs, they just say no and tell you to fuck off even if you have the money?

>>40780225
underrated post

>>40779528
>I managed to cut out the sugary sodas a year ago. Still drink the diet stuff with my doctor's permission.

If this is real it's hilarious. Lmfao you "managed" to cut out some sugary sodas? Literally just stop drinking soda you dummy. You're an adult man needing sweet drinks and goodies every five minutes like a child. I can't remember the last time I ever had a soda. Obese delusion is incredible.

>>40780574
>I can't remember the last time I ever had a soda
I can, it was mere moments ago when I took a sip

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Is your gf going to stop fucking her black boyfriend if youre able to reach your penis after the operation?

>I qualified for was
>lost zero weight because of muh conditions
>still don't know if I get it, tests have to come back

Fuck you, idiot.

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Who remembers when not even DDP could defeat boogie's supreme fatness?

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>>40779571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTC2lR1x_w0

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>>40780618

lol did he actually fall out of the chair and rip his asshole or did his wife's nigger bull

>satisfaction reset

Yeah, nah. Unless you can stop being an addict it will never change, so GG and probably wasting this surgeons time

Boogie is not in this thread

You're just going to gain it all back. You're literally cheating to lose weight, that never works out for people.

If you are actually boogie, you're an attention whore faggot to think that anyone here actually cares if you lose weight or not. It's just something to talk about

Hey boogie have you ever had sex in your life bro, no hate I'm just generally curious. I've been subscribed for probably 5 years now

Hey, boogie.


I hope you make it. You're a good guy.

P.s. I think you may be related to Will Squires from Caddo Arkansas because you look and sound just like the man.

>>40779288
>has to get surgery for something that could be done if you cut soda out

LOL have fun bloating back up to 1000 pounds after the operation because you have zero self control

>>40780749
Boogie is an SJW now, he would never unironically call ANYONE cucks or especially not faggots. The guy literally just made a pro LGBTQ video today

>>40780766
he can probably get a boner with viagra but i doubt he can have what you could call 'sex'

>>40779288
How did you become such a disgusting fat fuck? Btw I used to love your videos but then I grew up

>>40779288
If you're still here boogie, just wanted to say that you'd actually be a legend on this board if you managed to
>have surgery succeed
>Work out religiously
>Get thin
>Begin bulking muscle

Do that and we'll be proud. Do it for you though. You deserve it if you're willing to work for it.

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>>40780690
oh shit

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>>40779288
Remember this is gateway, not not even 1/5 of the overall solution. 'Metabolic reset' my ass. Your internals are shit, you're just getting a chance to start changing them for the better. Look next at these motivational assholes who like to pedal their diet fads saying 'banana fucking this' and 'bullet proof that' they have a surprising rise in their health for about 10years tops, then they start to look haggard, then about 5 later they find they have some disease like cancer or ALS and are fucked not just because they treated their bodies poorly before, but because the took an extreme approach after. So if you don't want yourself on tubes and a wheelchair by 60, do the rest of your recovery gradually, with integrity.

Yo boogs, not trying to be a prick but do you have any advice on how I can save my best friend from reaching your weight?

Hey guys it's me Boogie, I'm back. Still seeing some fucking betas but whatever. You're probably just jealous of my hot wife that you'll never be with anyone nearly as attractive as.

>>40780915
Honestly just treat him with love and respect and DO NOT shame him. Show him some of my videos maybe so he can learn from my mistakes

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>>40781067
wow, Livestreaming, playing zelda, and shit posting at the same time.

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Hoarders and My 600 lbs Life should do a co-episode on Boogie.

>fat piece of shit
check
>house packed with cheap china garbage from lootcrate and wotc
check

>>40781067
Thanks man. I worry about him a lot. I want him to stick around, you know?

I'm excited for the fat boogie arch to be over. You should have a patreon that allows us to donate money in exchange for a tiny 0.5 ounce vial of fat removed from your surgery.

Holy fuck I just realized it

>boogie actually browses /fit/
>he's the guy who posts the basketball shorts meme of himself

>>40781165
picture pls

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He ACTUALLY think that's with all the damage he's done to his insides, he will live past 60

I just can't believe how this world is set up sometimes. A guy who just committed sloth his entire life is using idiots money to pay for a useless surgery. Like in all reality if a person wants to bloat up to 650 lbs, more power to them but forget about sympathy.

>>40779720
Enjoy your 2 months of free weight loss until you go back to your shitty habits because your wife is an enabler and you didn't grow as a person. Best of luck, of course, but ai'm pressing square when told you're successful.

you are fucking going to break your gastric sleeve.
Save this comment

i honestly wish the best for you man.

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>>40779288

>>40781616
i keep seeing this
what keywords can i use to find more pictures of this on the internet

>>40781616
Is it his form that makes him look like a girl or his build and stupid fucking pants?

>>40781616
When did h3h3 decide to get /fit/

>>40780778
>or especially not faggots.
Lurk moar you fucking newfag, who the fuck os actually calling someome a faggot here faggot?

>>40779288
boogie is too PC to say faggot. nice try OP,

>>40780724
>big dildo in last pic
err time

>>40780690
>beta cucks over at /fit/...
h-h-hey boogie!

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>>40779288
fuckin lol

SALAD DODGING

>>40781668
It's his build. He has very wide hips, and a narrow shoulder width.

>>40781668
Its a combination of the pussy pad, quarter squat, smith machine and faggy pants altogether

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>>40781616
Never though I would see someone weaker than vynz posted on here.

Also this is fake and gay OP is not the real boogie

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>>40779288
Hey /fit/izens,

My name is Steven, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinnyfat, DYEL, in-cels who spend every second of their day replying to stupid ass threads. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any 'mires? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to traps on /b/.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the competitive eating team, and starter on my Magic the Gathering team. What e-sports do you play, other than “jack off to a dead kurd”? I also get tens of thousands of views on youtube, and have a gold digging girlfriend (She just changed my colostomy bag; Shit was SO messy). You are all manlets who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch/next meal

You've let yourself down however many hundreds of times before, what makes you think this is different?

You're a disappointment. Not just to us, since we use you as a FPH mascot, but to everyone who's ever wasted time on you.

You don't want it badly enough. God honest truth, I really do hope you succeed and lose it all.

But I know you won't. Because you don't have the spirit or the will for it.

We'll all be back to laughing at you in 6 months as you post another cry video about how its so hard to not eat your body weight in butter and Cheetos.

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PAY

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>>40779288

> I'm so overweight that I need surgery: it makes me better than you.

D E L U S I O N A L

>>40781299
This.


You don't even need to lose weight to have the surgery.

Docs want you to prove that you can lose it or that you're even trying.
You'll either bust it immediately, or you'll make it five years and balloon up again.

>>40779288
getting a rubber band around your stomach won't stop your "ptsd" you worthless fat piece of shit. I hope you die on the operating table because heven if it was successful you'd lose 20lbs and balloon up again.

Can you start lifting immediately after the surgery? Dont fall back to old habits, cherish your "new" body, take care of yourself and good luck senpai

>>40779288
I hate how boogie says "We" meaning he and his wife.

His weight problem is his own, not his wifes, "We" arent trying anything, boogie "I" am trying to lose weight, is correct.

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>>40780618

worthless human being

>roleplaying

>>>/tg/

>>40781637
Try 'gay ass training'.

>>40780618
> 6.5

>>40779288
If anyone says they had to resort to gastric band surgery, intestinal resection or stomach balloons to lose weight - what they really mean is they tried everything other than not shoving their face full of food. Because ALL those procedures do is just diminish your appetite and ability to eat as much. It is literally undergoing quite serious surgery because you lack even the basic willpower to not eat day in day out.

It astounds me. Doctors who perform these surgeries need to just off them on the operating table and donate the salvageable organs to other people.

>>40780618
>6.5

what the fuck

>>40781747
read the OP faggot

>>40780618
The dude never leaves the house so how can they fuck?

>>40781892
CALORIE THIEVING

MY MOM BEATME IN THE HEAD WHEN I WAS A KID THATS WHY I EAT CAKE