FPH/FPS 2017 NEW ME EDITION

>>40778408
is there a link to this episode? Ive been skipping out on my diet lately and need some violent mental readjustment

>>40778493
diddo

>>40778493
>>40778519
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

>>40778574
im 3 minutes in to this and i already want to beat him with a shovel. I'm not gonna last the episode at this rate

>>40778493
maybe if i stare at this picture hard enough i wont want pizza

>>40778574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZZXJHOKINs
better full screen version

how is this possible
how does anyone pay the medical bills

>>40778678
obamacare now.

before that they would just die.

>>40778662
>blocked from my country

THIS IS AMERICA, GODDAMNIT

>>40778408
what is that? i've seen superfats before but nobody with this shit

>>40778734
that is cellulitis, pretty advanced.

>>40778408
I just watched the entire episode. I fucking hate James, he fucked his daughter hard and his father too. Fat piece of shit. Whining like a child and making the same excuses. He fucked his family over.

FUCK ALL FAT PEOPLE READING THIS RIGHT NOW

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>>40778716
CANADA IS FREEDOM
CANADA IS NUMBER ONE

27 min in and really he should just die. not to mention the gf and daughter just shovel the food to him. this is disgusting

i saw the entire episode earlier today. what a waste of space. god, he actually gained fucking weight when he was supposed to be on an 800cal diet. Stupid spineless enabling wife who keeps feeding him shit. ffs they took their daughter out of school so she could help care for that monstrosity.

>>40778616
When you take a bite of that cheese pizza, just image you are taking a big old bite out of his necrotic diabetes leg

>>40778408
>my 600 lb life
nigger's only gonna weigh 400 after they amputate them legs

fucking hell james, get it together sunshine

>>40778836
still haven't gone to get it yet, but this fucking shredded chicken is killing me!

>>40778408
I only saw the first half of that 'sode. Did he die?

>>40778408
>them pulling him up
I'd be terrified of his arm coming off in your hand or soemthing

http://culturalmarxism.net/fat-acceptance-activist-dead-from-heart-attack-at-34/

THE OGRE IS DEAD

>>40779483
>http://culturalmarxism.net/fat-acceptance-activist-dead-from-heart-attack-at-34/

Like poetry.

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>>40779483
>>40779537
Drinkwater died.

>>40779483
Looks like she was right, it IS possible to love your body for the rest of your life

>>40778696
These people are on Medicare due to their disability. Obamacare has nothing to do with it.

Everyone on the show talks about how much they enjoy food so they can't stop eating. Like no one but them enjoys food. They've got special taste buds we can't even begin to comprehend that makes food more enjoyable for them....

I fucking like junk food too but I don't eat it so I don't become a fat fuck.

>>40778662
thanks mate, no ads too

>>40779483
It's literally fake news. They call her "Marge Swanson" but her name is Kelli Jean Drinkwater and she isn't dead.

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>>40778616
>ate two square pieces of pizza today

>>40778614

Keep watching. You'll love how he squeals in pain when people try to move him. He probably shrieks "my leg!" 100 times in the episode

>>40779765
Make pizza yourself with no oil and no cheese. Just pile vegetables on and some sliced chicken or tempeh. Tastes delicious.

>>40778574
so is he dead yet or not

>>40778753
>>40778775
>>40778815
I had a very similar feeling last night after watching this. He is the personification of making horrible excuses and excuses are for losers. Hell, his lady looks like she is pushing 250lbs. If she had down the 800cal diet at the same time, he may have been motivated once she easily got trim.

>>40779573
Did that other fat one ever finish an Ironman like she promised?

>>40779854
So many times on this show the entire family is morbidly obese.

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Imagine being the dad in James' life and having to be all "damn, son, I'm so proud of you and the life choices you made" when all he really wants is to finally die in his refinanced home. Like seriously imagine having to be the dad and not only sit in that chair while your bedridden son flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and crusty skin, and just sit there, moment after moment, visit after visit, while he shovels food into his face hole. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking figure but his haughty attitude as his delusional girlfriend is saying he BARELY CHEATED and DAMN, HE LOST *THAT* MUCH WEIGHT?? because she's not the one who has to sit there and smell her child's fucking rotting flesh excrete types of smells you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been trying nothing but to be a good role model and later alleged martyr for a lost cause for your ENTIRE PARENTHOOD coming straight out of the marriage with your drunkard wife. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the yeast that's breaking out of his leg boils as he wiggles into a more comfortable position, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to watch your son while he cries out "OUHW MUH LEYHGS (for that is what he calls these stumps)", the legs he stuffed himself so much for with his enabler for the past few years. And then he yells for yet another egg roll, and you know you should kill every single person in this room before running to Mexico, but you sit there and get a stoke, because you're fucking old. You're not even going to fight it. Just fade away. Puke your soul out and fade away.

James was probably the worst episode I've ever seen. He had 0 motivation to lose weight and just wanted to wallow in bed stuffing his face until he dies.

>>40779893
I was surprised watching the end footage of someone who was going out with her friends to a restaurant. The woman was still over 400 lbs, but her one friend was fucking bigger than her.

>>40779893
ya the all eat like shit, Its just obvious which one takes 2nd's and 3rds.

It's depressing seeing some of the people on the show are 600 lbs but they still have a job.

why don't I have a job...

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>>40779537
>drinkwater

>>40779893
This was the first episode I was compelled to watch. That doesn't surprise me. I feel so bad for the daughter though. Who knows how long she's been out of school because of this? The show never says. Her entire future is in jeopardy because he can't stop eating.

>>40779927
I'm sure someone wants them fired but are worried about getting a frivolous discrimination suit. They probably get all sorts of special treatment at work too.

>>40778574
>James' girlfriend

Seriously?

>>40779979
Not only that, he cucked her ex husband

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>>40778408

does he wash himself with a rag on a stick?

>>40780001
>he thinks James washes himself
That's what neighbors and family are for

OW MUH LEG

>>40778863
She's holding up what will be left of her body after diabetes takes her arms and legs

>>40779894
Lmfao at that copyright avoiding filter capturing the darkness of shame James father feels

>>40780015
the best part was when they rolled him on his side(kinda). For being 80%+ fat he wasn't very gelatinous....

>>40780001
Maybe when he was 500 pounds. He could barely move his arms, especially when he was over 800 pounds!

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>>40778574
>dad gets taken away in an ambulance due to uncontrollable vomitting
>probably because of all the time he devotes to his son
>"my chest hurts"
>"last night was scary. for me"

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>>40778574
MUH LHEGS UAGHHHH

>>40778574
>"it breaks my heart that James is trapped in the bed and can't do the things he loves to do"

Like what? Does he like hiking and going outside? Cuz he is 600 lbs. he ain't been able to do that shit for a WHILE now ma'am

>>40780080
This guy is the epitome of how stupid people are when it comes to food and calorie burning. I legit think this fucker believes that the pizza slice is under 100 calories and that he is burning 10 calories every time he sits up.

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>>40779573
but are you healthy?

AUUUGHHH DONT PUT MY LEGS DOWN

KEEP EM UP KEEP EM UP AAAAUUUUUGGHHHH

>>40780123
he might be burning more. he weighs 800lbs. thats like doing a situp w/ hundreds of lbs on your chest.

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God fucking damnit, /fit/

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>>40780147

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lPLwiPXyFCg

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>so how has your eating habits been since i talked to you last time
>"much better"

>>40778574
I understand how a single person can be so addicted to food that they let this happen to themselves, but how can his friends and family enable this shit? How can 4 people be crazy enough to enable an addiction that forces them to wipe a grown man's ass? Just give him nothing but salad and the occasional bit of baked chicken. The worst he can do is whine about it. He'll come to understand eventually. If he doesn't, then he's a fucking lost cause. How the fuck did this guy cuck another man?

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>>40779800
>>40779765

Just made some pizza-bagels the other day. Not half as bad as a chain-restaurant-pizza and pretty much satisfied the same craving.

The best/worst part for me was when he kept on grabbing hold of the railing while the paramedics were pushing him to get him to his front door because his leg brushed against the railing. I don't blame them for roughly shoving him through the door after all that.
Do you want to sleep outside, James? Or do you want the nice paramedics to do their job and wheel your fat ass inside?

>>40778574

Anyone else really, really want to put a silenced pistol to James forehead and pull the trigger?

>>40780536

Remember the gf had an abusive husband, and was swept up by James at a lucky vulnerable moment. Now she has emotional problems because she is apparently so threatened by James's yelling at her for food that she needs to follow his demands and clean up his shit.

>>40778408
story time from the gym today
>visiting parents in southern Cal this week
>go to a local gym that we have a membership at
>walking into changing room and see this big fat mexican dude, probably like 24 years old
>he's sitting in the locker room playing games on his phone
>whatever
>go warm up
>come back in to take preworkout, he's still there
>whatever
>come back at the end of my workout, and he's STILL THERE playing fucking games on his phone
>I ask him what he's doing
>"Oh well my girlfriend wanted me to go to the gym, but I'm not gonna lose weight, so I just sit here while she does errands to make her think I'm working out."
>"She'll make me stop coming eventually when I don't see results"
>dude just fucking sits in a gym locker room for 90 minutes every day pretending to work out

Can't imagine going to that length to avoid exercise, I wanted to fucking yell at him.

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>>40780827
I'd rather let his legs dangle for some time first.

How good was this part of the episode?
>fatty wailing
>EMTs tired and annoyed of his shit
>family worried
>Dr. Now strolls in
>"how are you doing?"

>>40780898
the doc wasn't having any of their excuses or bullshit, stone cold

>>40780123
Does Planet Pussy still give out pizza every Friday?

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How the fuck do people overeat when they are depressed?

When I was a happy fuck I overate all the time, but today since some cunt I set up a date with stood me up, I don't feel like eating anything. I'm at 1200 calories today and don't plan on eating anything else.

>>40778574
i wonder if there's a job market to be made from living with extremely obese, bed-ridden people and NOT enabling them so they have literally no choice not to lose weight.

Like as a daily assistant or something to help them not be so fucking awful

>>40781304
nah it's not every friday, it's like once a month or whatever. same with the bagels.

>>40781656
it's the contrast between eating to take their mind off it or not having the energy to eat from sadness.
Their logic is very likely on a deep level "that cunt stood me up and i don't have control over it but i what i do have is control over what i eat"

>>40778574
>he has a girlfriend
No wonder he has women attracted to him, that gravitational pull must be strong.

>>40781656
Post pictures of cunt.

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>>40781853
So, I just realized the location of this picture, as originally I looked at it on my phone.
>that white thing to change babies
>that paper towel holder
Holy shit did she just take her picture in a McDonald's bathroom?

inb4
>lol she fat
I was desperate.

>>40778574
how can anyone let themselves go that far...

>>40781878
eh, nothing wrong with a fatty every once in a while. (they can even be pretty fun imo) but damn she is plain as fuck. at least get one with bigger tits that actually wears makeup or something.

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>>40778574
>gets all the way down there
>gets personal attention from a skilled doctor
>GAINS 150 lbs while lying straight to the doctor's face about eating 800 calories a day

>>40781878
>i was desperate

m8 there's literally nothing physically redeeming about this chick, that's way passed "desperate".

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>>40781878
You missed out on nothing.

>>40781923
>says it's the bed making his "back push up" so it doesnt look like he's lost anything
>that fucking grin when he says "but Dr. you said sometimes you can't tell just by looking"

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>>40778574

>>40780875
>Not having an emotionally damaged gf that you can verbally abuse until they bring you food
Why even bother brehs....

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>>40781878
>green spess muhreen
>GREEN spess muhreen
>tried to date this
are you kermit the frog?

>>40781878
lmao you sly summa bitch

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>>40778574
>GRAVY ALL OVER THE TOP

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>>40780558
fuck I've been craving for pizza for several months now

>>40780875
This girl just can't catch a break.

>>40778574
Damn, Doctor Now isn't taking peoples shit anymore. He's much more outspoken in this compared to the season 2 episodes I've watched.

>>40782340
im sure his time dealing with these fucking people has hardened him

>>40780827
why silenced?

>>40779483
fake news you tard
https://rationalliberal.org/2017/03/15/fat-acceptance-speaker-dead-from-heart-attack-at-34/

>>40781688

Considering the obesity rates in Murrica and Europe, I wouldn't be surprised. But you'd probably have to clean their crusty legs and ass.

>>40781878
How old are you?

She looks like she is in her 40s

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Watching this doc pissed me off, going to bed rustled as fuck

>>40782340
He's a benevolent man, and it pisses him off that the person looking for help isn't trying at all. I feel for that doc... it was worth a shot, chief.

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>>40782489
Occasionally some of them make it. If they didn't he probably would have lost all hope already.

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>>40782572
Another that sorta made it.

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>>40782578

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>>40778408
Surprised no one has posted this.

>>40782578
I am proud of Amber, even though she fucked her body up for life. Her face is cute.

>>40782592

Where's the series about people getting rid of the extra 100lbs of loose skin they have from when they were fat?

>>40782572
Too few in too many. He was a fatboys doctor for a long time now and his status was only deteriorating for the entire period. He wants to believe because its the right thing to do, thats HIS patient, an extension of family. But, again, how can you help someone who won't even bother to TRY to help him/her self?

>>40782572
This made me smile. I hope more people realise they can be the change they want to be :^)

>>40782586
Still fat.

>>40781878
No bro. This bitch makes my fatties and drought breakers look like 10s. Please don't do this again. Please.

>>40782610
I forget what it's called but I think the doctor that is on 600 Lb life does those surgeries too.

Sometimes the people end up gaining weight after he cuts off some skin and they end up looking worse.

In one episode I remember the person lost over 15lbs after one skin removal surgery.

>>40782603
It is isn't it, you can tell even when she's a blob that she had a cute face.

>>40782642
Lot of that is probably skin I'm guessing. But yeah.

>>40782610
Found it. It's called "Skin Tight"

>>40778574

Didn't think this shit would make me so mad, but the daughter having to leave school for that cheese drinking blob really got me.

>>40782592
>first day on the job
>boss starts giggling
>tells me to take the camera and a sound guy to this addresss
>won't tell me what I have to shoot
>"before you get there, be sure to have a good breakfast"

>>40778574

James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't James has a girlfriend and you don't

>>40780892

> pretending to go the gym so he can lie to his girlfriend.
> 'she will stop making me go when we don't see results'

Should have said "maybe if you actually tried you might see results."

"Someone cares about you and your health. Why are you lying to them"

Make the pathetic fucker realise just how much of a sack of shit he is.

>>40782803
>>40780892
unless his girl is a complete idiot she'll leave him if he fails to improve

>>40780892
>these people have girlfriends and I never had one in 23 years

really gets the noggin going

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>>40782803
Just like anything will go through those layers of fat around his head.

>>40782864
Just keep telling yourself that you have standards. It helps me for a while.

>>40781767

Kek. Underrated.

>>40782762
james has had sex before and you haventjames has had sex before and you haventjames has had sex before and you havent
james has had sex before and you haventjames has had sex before and you haventjames has had sex before and you havent
james has had sex before and you haventjames has had sex before and you havent

>>40782916
Well the only standard I have is that I don't want the girl to be too high maintenance or a huge cunt. I was pretty close to a girl once and if I didn't text her for two days she'd say some shit like "you don't like me anymore" and if I did text her she'd make no effort at all to make a conversation, she would only reply with one or two words. We weren't even a couple (she did say she was interested in me).
It was the first time being this close to a girl and it was fucking shit, I really don't want this kind of thing out of a relationship.

QUICK -
best episodes of 600lb kino?

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>>40782592

fucking hell,why is this allowed to happen?!

>>40782762
What does she look like?

>>40782803
"haha wow man that's pathetic, see you tomorrow"

>>40782592
>champion of Nurgle has arrived.webm

Somewhere, something went very wrong with our current timeline.

>>40780827
I'd probably just shoot in him in the gut with a .22 to see if it would penetrate. If it didn't I would just gradually increase the size of the round until one went clean through

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>>40778574
all those midroll ads

>>40778574
Why don't they just kill him?
Why is he still alive? how can he live with himself?

>>40782592
Whats the milky shit theyre wiping him down with? Antiseptic?

>>40783530
I thought that was puss mixed with water or something...

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>>40783561
Please Anon, dont say that.

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>>40783576
>be James
>puss oozing out of MUH LEHGS
>get girlfriend to wipe it off
>puss turns watery and runs down through a labyrinth of boils
>soaks the bed
>repeat every day
>it's okay, you don't even notice the smell after a while

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>Wakes up and eats a cookie to hold him over
>6 eggs, 6 sausage patties, 6 biscuits
>cover everything in gravy

>>40780410
>sponsored by McDonald
kek
>proceed to blame the food industry too
wew, they really have no shame

>>40783313
Get adblock dummy

>>40783950
it's disabled for 4chan

>>40778574
the pathetic girlfriend is just an enabling sack of shit

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>>40778755
This is england (now with 200% more downs)

>>40780536
two words for ya nigga
LIFE
INSURANCE

>>40781878
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK BRO
I felt bad about the chick I fucked over the weekend because she had the tiniest bit of a belly but god damn. I assume you're at least somewhat fit if you're on here, even if your face is completely busted you can do way better. She did you a favor by standing you up, reconsider your fucking life my dude

>>40783996
>playing as female barbarian

not gonna make it

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>>40780410
TRYING TO HAVE A RESONABLE DISCUSSION

>>40783996

>playing D3
>not PoE

Never gonna make it

I..I need to eat
>You don't need to eat, you got 800 pounds of food in you!
Based doctor

>>40780446
>"much butter*"

>>40778574
This was more disturbing than any horror movie I've seen in my life

>>40784215
>MUH LEGS

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>>40784101

>>40781656
I wouldn't of stood you up

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>>40784101
Honest question, the few times I tried to play PieceOfExcrement the lag was unbearable, I'm from yurop and all servers showed as high latency, rubber banding was atrocious.

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>>40783089
Like a woman that has lost all hope.

>>40781656
I guess it depends on the person. When one girl broke up with me after a year I barely ate for the first week or so, lost about 5 pounds. But I've also been at the point where I'm bored and depressed because of that so I just don't care and will eat sweets. Guess it depends on the severity of the depression.

>>40784467
can somebody please explain WHY THE FAMILIES ARE ALWAYS FAT TOO AND WHY THEY NEVER TRY LOSE WEIGHT AS WELL? I have seen just one episode where the fat family eats the same food as the blob and that was just for the camera. Everyone seems to be stuffing their own fat faces around the blobs without thinking "hey, technically I'm obese too, and all these resources and massive scales are here, maybe I should try too!"

That one wife getting surgery doesn't count.

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>>40778574

>>40780080
UAAAAAAAAGH THE FRENCH LEGS

>>40779894
F

>>40784505
Stress mostly and lack of time for themselves.
Life for these kinds of families is complete shit. They don't have time for themselves (i would argue they choose not to make time for themselves it just comes down to choosing priorities) and they just eat for the pure sake of de-stressing. If you watch the daughter throughout the video you notice how she too gains weight.

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>>40784312
A lot different now, they've invested more than 3 shekels into their servers since everyone has been stuffing their faces with money as of recent.

Do try it again.

>>40781878
Post pics of yourself for comparison.

>>40784590
meh, I would only play it for story, but my backlog is ancient (still have W3 DLC's left)

>>40782592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8

Holy fuck, I'm 4 minutes in and it's already a horrorshow.

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>>40784637
>is breakfast ready?
rdjtduntumyijmf

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>>40778574
"I went to the bathroom." No, you didn't. You can't physically "go" anywhere. You shat yourself.

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>>40778574
>tfw no gf
>tfw James has gf

>>40779618


It's like saying alcohol tastes the same and gets us all drunk equally. Thas has very little to do with addiction mechanisms.

Just saying man. It's a false equivalency. These people are addicts. They're food junkies. Their reward mechanisms went haywire.

>>40784312
I remember playing it several years ago and dying on hardcore due to the shitty servers. Never touched it again.

You put just me and him in that house and he's going on a 2500Kcal diet the first day. That's still a fuckload.
The weight would just fall off him, perhaps literally because of necrosis.
My wife works in a nursing home and she once had a guy who had to have his dick and balls amputated because of this shit.

>>40778574
did he make it?

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>>40780080
The guy is eating what the gym gave him... It's a great business to keep them fat so they keep coming back.

>>40778574
>Trying my best to eat my greek yogurt while watching
>Can't

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What's the reason for putting people like him on 1200kcal/day?
I mean i respect the doc for being a stone cold motherfucker, but that seems extreme considering how huge these people are.

No lie.
I was this guy nurse.
I've seen things I cannot forget.

>>40785057
Stories?

While certainly he's a piece of shit, he's been a piece of shit for a long time and there's no surprise. Right now the woman is 100% in control of everything this man eats.

I love this doctor, his reaction is like
>wtf bitch, give him the diet food and if he doesn't like it, what's he going to do? He's going to lose weight, that's what. It's not like he can get out of bed and hit you or cook for himself.

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has anyone every crushed their voice box from obesity?

James has the most comical voice and i wonder if its from his weight crushing his throat. Dr. Now is tough but I want to see someone being downright mean to them and see how these fat bastards react.

>name calling
>stage a fight with the family in another room

As a man i feel like this would really motivate him to lose weight, he cant defend his family

>>40781907
>>40781928
>>40781933
>>40782669
You guys have no idea what this anon look like, for all you know she's out of his league despite what you might think.
>fit always assuming all anons are attractive fit men
Nope.jpg. Most of you would be lucky to get ANY attention. don't say dumb shit like these posts until you have pics of both parties- you'll just unnecessarily give another uggo an undue confidence boost and set them up for failure in the future

>>40785103
>As a man i feel like this would really motivate him to lose weight, he cant defend his family
Dude, listen to him talk about how he "feels like he's a burden" and it makes him feel bad. I get it, I hate to feel like a burden too, but he literally is slamming 10,000 calories a day even when people are sticking rags into the rolls of his puss-draining legs and he's "feeling bad" for it but does nothing.

The doctor recognizes it, the dude is a black hole and will continue to be, the only method of reducing his weight is for the girl to bring him less food, period. >>40785090

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>>40785103
>James has the most comical voice and i wonder if its from his weight crushing his throat.
No, that's not why. The uploader changes the video's pitch so TLC can't make a copyright claim on it.

>>40784312

It works perfectly you moron, and it's excellent

>>40780827

Yep. I've never unironically used the word 'subhuman' but I think it applies here.

>>40785145

I do know about this but it hadnt occurred to me, derp.

My question still stands though, possible for throat/voice box to be crushed from fat?

>>40785132
All true, but what if something awful happens to his family like his wife gets robbed, or his daughter gets raped. You guys still think this wouldnt have an effect on his mindset?

>>40785221
>possible for throat/voice box to be crushed from fat
https://www.quora.com/Does-my-voice-change-as-I-gain-or-lose-weight

>>40780410
I like Crowder, but he just can't help reveal his power level

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>>40782572
i would fuck her tbqh

>>40782327

kek

>>40785421
good luck finding the right holes

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>>40785422

>>40785447
Lol. Why the fuck everyone doesn't want to be slim is beyond me. I know that's just a photoshop but it literally does make so much difference.

>>40785497
They do want to be slim, they just don't want to put the effort in.

>>40782762
This is /fit/. Of course I don't have a gf.

I have a bf.
No homo.

>>40785421
>tfw your top was one color but your belly stretched it so much it became a gradient

>>40779995

/fit literally BTFO by a bed-ridden hamplanet

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>>40785084
>>40785057
second this with a scene from other episode.

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I-is the witch really dead, /fit/?

>>40785581
what episode is it?

>>40785608
nicole S05E09

>>40785581
The girl in this picture lost a ton of weight though and took Dr. Now's advice seriously, she even got the bypass surgery done. Her story is probably the best I've watched so far because it actually shows a huge improvement in both her health and attitude.
>>40785608
Nicole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3hjfwHm6xw
It's got a heartwarming ending too.

>>40785053
I think it's to filter out those without the willpower and fortitude to really invest in losing weight.
Plus being that extremely obese means you're pretty much a ticking timebomb, it's safer for him to lose a lot of weight rather than force his battered and abused body to endure more time in heart-attack alley, he's weak and in danger of dying. Swift action is necessary to save his life. That's what I think anyway, I'm no professional so I might be wrong but that's how I rationalise it.

>>40778662
thanks anon

>>40785145

That's not how US copyright law works

t. Lawyer

So FPH what things have fat people ruined for you?

For me it's mayonnaise, cheesecake and nightclubs.

>>40785758
I'm pretty sure it's just to make it harder for TLC to find. Changing the pitch/adding a border/whatever else just makes it not match up perfectly with the exact video, so it's not as easy to find and take down.

Nothing to do with the actual legality of posting it.

>>40778574
>Go to 56:30
Then watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4CDyCaeIA
Tell me it's not the same person?

>>40778753
>ow ow ow ow ow ow!
>What?
>IT'S SCRAPPING ME!
> The handrail barely touched you, you've got this much room (holds up a gap of 2 inches with his fingers)

Dudes and dudettes, I've been watching this shit for YEARS and DVR every new episode to watch on repeat when it comes out. Wait for Steven and John Assanti to come on (I think in 2 weeks). Steven Assanti was that fat fuck who used to do gay ass dance videos shaking his huge ass, then he tried to "get help" using Dr. Phil and other stuff... Only to get kicked out of the hospital for ordering pizza and being fucked up to the staff... God I love it.

>>40783137
We arein the darkest timeline anon

>>40785998
Same guy just wanted to add something. The info for their episode says John is over 600 and Steven is over 800. Its going to be so awesome. In one of the previews for the show they don't use anymore it showed Steven throwing a tantrum in their front yard on the grass.

>>40785581
You cut out the "I HAD TO HOLD UP MY OWN BODY WEIGHT! YOU BASTARDS!"

>>40782864

And if you were willing to stick your dick in a human sized pile of shit flavored jello you'd have one too

>>40781656
It fills the void.

>>40785642
>4 minutes in

damnit charlie, what are you doing with your life

>>40778574
He gained 120lbs in two months while "eating 800cal/day"
I mean, fucking hell guys, I guess that's just his set point then.

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>>40785516
>Not eating too much to not get fat.

>Eating a kcal deficit to loose weight.

>Effort.

Pic very much related.

Watching this shit now
Managed to chip my tooth because im grinding my teeth in anger while watching it
Now i have to go to the dentist tomorrow
Thanks op

>>40785221
>You guys still think this wouldnt have an effect on his mindset?
No.

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>>40778574
>mfw watching the whole thing

Jesus, I'm going to go squat now...

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>>40786545
Fucking hell. It seems like nobody cares about their bodies, much less their health anymore. Pair that with the body positivity campaign, and you've got yourself a whole country of thin-skinned lardbuckets and brainwashed skinnyfats vomiting compliments at each other for doing absolutely nothing but stuffing their goddamn faces.

Normalization of obesity is truly what will end the United States.

>>40786825
>Normalization of everything is truly what will end the United States.

m8 the kikes aren't trying to only normalize obesity, they're almost done with faggotry and are moving on to trannies

>>40778574
How can you be so pathetic without doing anything?

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>>40778574
>a woman cheated on her husband for James
>a man got cucked and had to raised two of James' kids for years while James was sleeping with his wife

>>40787030
You think she isn't doing the same thing to James?

>>40787037
yea but he's not even human anymore and she's basically his fulltime [FOR FREE] caregiver

she cheated on a healthy guy whom she had several kids with already.

>>40781878
but Adeptus, there is no need to be desperate. trust in the Emperor and all good things will come.

>I WANT FRIED RICE
>Thats not part of the diet
>BUT ITS FRIED

Does this double nigger actually think that because its fried its healthy

How is it possible for someone to ingest 10000 kcal a day?

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>>40784200
my fucking sides

>>40784670
THE AMOUNT OF FUCKING GRAVY ON THOSE BISCUITS

>>40784941
No.

We began talking about this episode a few days before it aired because the preview trailer that runs before every episode showed James screaming AH MAH LEG! while being rolled over. He was easily in the worst physical shape of all the people on the show and when we found out his episode was coming on last week we were excited.

We didn't realize that his episode would be something fucking amazing in terms of just how fucked up he and his family are. He gained more weight on the show than he lost. He was a nightmare manbaby to say the least.

>>40785103
find a better stream than this shit youtube one. His voice is still comically high pitched


>>40785998
Oh my god I cannot wait for Steve Assanti's episode which I believe is next week.

>>40787270
His stomach is likely the size of a basketball at this point. Once you stretch the stomach that much, it constantly needs food to feel "full". James only has one thing in his life that gives him pleasure and that is the feeling of super tasty food fully filling his fat fucking stomach. That is ALL HE HAS to live for.

>>40787301
>That is ALL HE HAS to live for.
then he should kill himself. or someone should do it on live broadcast as he shits himself while shoving 10,000 calories of food in his face and screams about fucking white people not giving him their money through welfare anymore.

>>40781656
Thats not depression retard.

Depression is when every morning you have to fight to even leave your bed. When nothing is fun anymore eating is the only thing you can do.

I'm so thankful for my anti-depressants. I would never have lost the weight without them.

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>>40787333
iktf bro.
once you're out of a depression mode it's much easier to stay out but SSRIs are fucking phenomenal as a boost

>>40787333
>>40787349
not leaving my bed is actually how I stopped smoking, because the delivery guy wouldn't pick up cigarettes for me.

>>40778990
pizza is shit, anon
save it for saturday! enjoy your cheat day then.
stick to your diet on week days!

>>40783960
>jewtube
>4chan
>same thing

u wot nigga?

>>40787387
whats an embedded link

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>>40781656
Depression is actually a real disease. A past friend of mine had it really bad and to be honest, I could only put up with it for so long because of the negativity. Also, food is the only temporary happiness to those with depression who (obviously) don't lift.

>>40781878
Jesus Christ man, did you go on Planetmatch.com or something?

>>40779483
Pottery

>>40778574
watching this makes me never want to cut alcohol and fast food forever

>>40779765
I eat large papa johns pizzas all by myself :^)

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>>40778574

> We know we are doing the wrong thing but we do it anyway

END THEM BOTH!

>>40787423
>mfw watched the whole episode embedded
>have adblock
>no ads

just that simple

>>40780558
looks great anon recipe link?

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wish I had one of those cattle killing air guns l and could go around putting morbidly obese people out of their misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xyvOCNCXdU

>>40787549
The ads didn't actually show up it just showed the where the midrolls are on the player

>>40785590
Nah, I just checked. It's satire, however the made up article is pretty damn believable these days...

>>40787644
sometimes it's actually pretty hard to get in the ocean

>>40786545
She's pretty cute desu senpai.
Too bad her videos are just mental junk food. She could use a better script, and stick to it.

>>40780827

Nah. James offers morbid entertainment. A silenced shot would be clean and anticlimactic. I'd much rather see carrions eating his disgusting boils. I'd like to see him get crushed under his own weight like Vladimir Harkonnen but if that were possible, he'd be dead already.

>>40781878 That's for compromising, you dumbass. Even when I was desperate I took offense when an ugly chick was eyeing me hungrily (she was skinny though). It took a hell of a lot of physical and emotional effort for me to get to where I am now, and some cunt thought that what little nature has given her (has commited no personal effort) entitled her to the fruit of my labours. Have some damn respect for your own efforts. Ask why the fatty stood you up and either hurl abuse at her or play nice and arrange another date that you won't be going to. I'm lurking this general so I expect an update.

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>>40778574

>>40785853
My medical insurence bill

>>40788034

thank trump for getting rid of that bullshit obamacare

>>40787875

The grim reaper can't take her away because she's too heavy to pick up.

>>40788244
I wonder if the Grim Reaper has gotten Skele-Swole from hoisting all these hamplanets to hell.

>>40787644
haven't laughed that hard in a long time, cheers man

>>40778574
Stop posting the shit cropped tiny video with garbage audio, this link is far superior

https://youtu.be/xFPsiFomaK8

>>40788761
It's blocked in the U.S which is why he linked the other one.

anyone have the mega link for boil legs james

>>40788870
>>40778408
http://www.mega.nz/#!f5gGFIRY!vrd4VMEUHqGwjhAti19SQTcTuvZsrmJONlYhKVwAloQ

>>40785208
But anon, how can he be subhuman if he counts as 4 people?

>>40778408
Burn in hell

>>40787644
So that's how whales get beached

>>40779860
She cheats to achieve average human walking speeds.

Do you honestly expect her to finish an Ironman like she promised?

Oh lord...

I had a class mate at school who was kinda chubby. He always hung out with another chubby guy.

The first one got a chubby girlfriend after school and they both married and got really fat. His wife then cheated on him and he was devastated, cheated on his wife because of this and got his "cheat" preggos right after the first try. He divorced his wife and remarried the pregnant one. He always talked like he was better and smarter than me in school, but he never got a good job, got fit or got a hot wife or anything after school...

The second guy got really fit, because he was a football/soccer referee who had to run around pretty much all weekend. He also became a lawyer and married a hot women.

To me these guys were basically the same in school and now they live in totally different worlds...

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>>40779860
hahaha no.

>>40785581

That's what it looks like someone starts hitting rock bottom.

>>40789914
>starts

rock bottom caved in from all that weight long ago

So who pays for these 600lb surgery or does Dr Now do it probono for the show?

I just can't imagine insurance companies pay for it

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>>40785421
Do it

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>>40785642
>23 y/o
WHAT THE ACTUAL FICKITY FUCK????
FUCK

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>>40790127
my fucking eyes

>>40790127
Disgusting.

>>40790127
So, um, how much judging would I be subjected to if I were to admit I've tapped to the unedited version of that?

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>>40790169
please leave

>>40790182
That was just a hypothetical. I was asking for a friend

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>>40790127

>>40790127
Link me to the unedited version based Anon

I need it for science

>>40778574
>this guy has a gf and I don't

wtf

>>40783322
we got tired of wars so we gave control to bureaucrats
Men should have known better

>>40785642
Looks like we figured out how much genetic trash you can fit in one SUV

The fat fuck also setup a GoFundMe page to take donations.

>"Set it to 15k is what im thinking"

What in the actual fuck.

>>40785221
>daughter gets raped

"Bailey is breakfast ready yet? Be sure to put extra gravy on it, thank ya baby"

>>40785103
it's because he was fat during puberty. being seriously overweight prohibits you from developing properly, so his voice never developed well

when the guy becomes so fat that he can't even get out of bed for some food in the fridge, how come families don't refuse to provide him with 6kkcalories/day? in fact just give water to those fuckers and if they want food, then get up.

>>40781656

I had depression when I lost my job back in September. I just stuffed my face because I was so desperate to fill the void with something.

I recently got employed again, so now I'm back on my cut, but I gained 15 pounds during my unemployment.

>>40790523
He will get mad at them and to quote James' enabler "raise hell"

>>40790563
what is raising hell? flinging his own shit like a monkey?

>>40790523
The enablers have issues just about as bad as the deathfats. And they all seem to have sub-85 IQs as well.

>>40790579
It's more pathetic than that, they'll pester and beg and annoy until they get what they want. These enablers don't have the ability to say no to them all day every day for months on end and put up with the whining.

>>40790579
screaming and bitching like the man child he is

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>>40778408
>>40778574
>>40778662
>>40782592

>>40790065
I would think that the chance of a patient losing weight and becoming lower-risk for every illness would be beneficial to the insurance company

>>40778408

Just finished the episode. First one I've ever watched whole and I must say it felt a bit underwhelming. I was expecting to see a few hunger tantrums, James having his bullshit directly called out and have it rubbed on his face, and a comment or two from the guy James cucked. At the very least I was expecting an epilogue about him dying.
I feel no compassion for anyone but the fat bastard's dad in the video. Though I have to question the logic of having eight kids when you don't have enough to feed them. I'd feel bad for his daughter too if she didn't look so moronic and ate better. James and his "girlfriend" are both in a hell of their own making. I won't be surprised if she intentionally feeds him to death so she can walk away. Probably back to her first man, cause some people never learn. I'm guessing that's where she ditched the rest of the kids anyway.

Funny that James thinks his weight is his only problem. Even if he lost three quarters of his weight, he'd still have those malformed zerg legs that he couldn't shut the fuck about. I wouldn't want to touch that creature with thick rubber gloves, but if I had to endure his constant whining I'd beat either his face or his legs until he fucking expired.
I understand they must hurt like hell, but fuck's sake man. Grunt and swear when it's too much. Don't whine, and certainly don't whine all the fucking time! Pigs squeal less than that pile.

>>40782762

He can shove her up his ass. She's a piece of shit. The point of a girlfriend is to be a worthwhile human being, not a cunt with a meaty life support around it.

>>40788780
>>40788780
>>40778716
>>40778716
Youpak nigger

>>40782340
I swear someone associated with TLC met this man and wondered "What would it take to break him?"

And we are finding out.

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>>40780080
Heard this guy is mentally handicapped. He very probably thinks there's nothing wrong with this and probably won't be convinced otherwise simply because he can't understand it. I don't like seeing this posted.

Just think about it for a second, how often do you see a delusional fatass? How often are they male? And how often are those males black? And how often are those delusional black male fatasses working out on ab/cardio machines?

>>40782762

Anybody can get a dumb ugly cunt of a girlfriend. It's simply not worth it, even the loosers here have minimum standards.

>>40782592
>existing is agony

>>40783647
I love the smell of bulking in the morning.

>>40788738

Nah. He probably just bulldozes them to that one hole that leads to hell (the one the russians drilled) and drops them there.

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>>40790850
what did I just read?

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>>40791081
Imagine walking through russia, you absentmindedly step on this thing and the cover gives way
darkness surrounds you as you plummet toward the bottom, with each passing second you know your chances of survival get smaller and smaller
you fall for just under four minutes at terminal velocity before hitting the bottom and dying on impact

>>40781656
>How the fuck do people overeat when they are depressed?

They don't always. Actually I think not eating is more common. Depression is a stubbornly constant sad mood. Ordinarily things you do have an effect on how you feel for at least small moment. But in depression your mood becomes stuck in the mud. Fun things stop being fun, which usually includes eating. Everything just feels depressing instead of whatever they felt like before. So doing anything seems pointless. The thing you crave the most is something that'll make you not be aware of how you feel. So, often people sleep a lot in order to be unconscious as much as possible (those who can sleep).This is what leads your thinking to suicide.

For some, eating might have the effect of taking their mind off their feelings. For me video games did that somewhat.

>James gained 200lbs after going to Houston to see Dr. Nordazawan

LMAO

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>>40790850
Wew

>>40791158
>your dad refinances his house
>two fire departments take time to move your fat ass
>Dr.Now gives you two months in the hospital and physical therapy
>still gain weight

James is the first fuck on this show that I thought really should just roll over and die, he will never be more than he is right now.

>>40791142
same, video games were my escape when I fell into clinical depression, only way I could stop thinking about my shitty life decisions besides sleeping. Appetite goes down drastically, in fact that's what signals to me if I'm mentally ok or if I should be careful to not crumble all over again.

Okay, honestly.

What would happen if you put those pigs into a basement and only gave them water and vitamins too survive off.

Like, what are they gonna do, fight back?

>>40791263
>two fire departments take time to move your fat ass
that second fire department seemed like a bunch of assholes

>>40791318
Well he went from sleepy southern fire department to busy big city fire department. Those first guys also probably already knew him whereas the Houston guys just knew they had to move this 800 pound asshole that keeps screaming about his legs that aren't actually touching anything.

>>40782592
What in the fuck is coming from his legs?

This webm is going to turn me into a skeleton.

>>40791141
that diamond mine isnt just a fucking hole you can fall down
every little jagged horizontal part you see in the photos (called benches) is likely at least 50 feet wide.

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>>40791381
That's the Kola superdeep borehole cover

It does go straight down.

>>40791412
oh fuck thats terrifying

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>>40790127
That really Whitney?

>>40784948

That is downright evil.

Smart but evil.

>>40778574
>I wawsh muhself with a rahg own a stick.

>>40791318
lol how? I wouldn't be happy if I got a call to transport an 800lb banshee into his small apartment. All he did was scream "MUHHH LEGGGSSSS"

>>40778408
>stupid fat cunt wants to die
kek

>stupid fat cunt won't fit in the van
kek

>'planned to move him in a rented moving truck' like a farm animal
kek

>elderly stroked out father refinanced his home to pay for abulance transport
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

>>40782864
I'll date you anon

>>40791428
that's not even the deepest hole on earth anymore

B)

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>>40790137
>>40790182
>>40790325
>>40790400

>>40791635
*low hanging "your mom" joke*

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>>40778574
>AUGH MUH LEGS

>>40778836
I literally spat up

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>>40791668
look how dehydrated he is

>>40791646
I probably would desu, but I would want to kill myself afterwards.

>>40785421
Who is this?

>>40780446
>haven't thought about bomberman in years

Nostalgia hit

>>40791412
>>40791428

It's also nine inches wide. Not much to fall down.

"Life is meant to be enjoyed, so I just need to find a balance between the things I enjoy and the things I need to do"

>>40791860
>imagine you were a manlet

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>>40791477
Ha, no.

Now someone answer me.

What the fuck is coming out of this guys leg?