FPH FAT PEOPLE HATE DR.NOW SAYS FUCK YOUR SHIT EDITION

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Why didn't you save him /fit/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXTcwStHz7I

>>40765252
Why is it that the male hamplanets still somewhat resemble a human, while the females are completely shapeless blobs of lard?

>>40765294
>somewhat resemble a human
>that
you need to get yer eyes looked at ya fucking weapon

>>40765243
Bullshit.

>>40765223
This doctor is literally our guy. He's so straightforward and doesnt hold back, i love it!

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>>40765223

give me (yous)

>>40765612
WTF

>>40765612
AH MAH LEYUGHS

>>40765612
DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS! DELET THIS!

>>40765612
guy shouldn't even be considered human anymore

>>40765612
POP OFF JAMES!

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Is he /ourguy/?

>>40765612
>AH MUH LEGS
>WATCH MUH LEGS

this was the saddest thing i've ever watched. when he's looking the doctor straight in the face saying he hasn't cheated on his meals and we just watched him eat chinese food out the ass AND cake. his expression lets us know he's beyond saving. it's one of the saddest and most pathetic things i've ever watched. that said, very entertaining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPLwiPXyFCg

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The call that saved Hostess

>>40765612
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>40765612
Why did I ever Help James become a meme

>>40766370

didnt you make this before the episode aired?

The Boil Legs James episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

Get in there and tell him to pop off.

>>40766384
Sadly yes - I never thought James would be the absolute king of my 600 pound life and thought he would be forgotten after the episode aired.

Little did I know he would go as viral as the pus oozing out of his legs

>>40765294
Fat distribution.
Men accumulate fat in their gut and throat primarily, hence the 'beer belly'

Women accumulate fat in their ass, thighs, breasts, upper arms and gut.

This is also why women have higher body fat percentages without it being as bad looking as men. For example 14% bf for a woman is pretty cut compared to a man with the same %bf.

>>40765223
http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu

>>40766316
>imgur.com/a/dZqdu
Do you have the second part pham?

>>40766505
This made me sad :(

>>40766409
Enablers are fucking horrible people.

>>40766505
GET FATTER

>>40766505
I love how the one friend she is always with disappears part way through

>>40766505
>http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu
Oh God...

>>40765223
>2011+6
>not losing FIFTY POUND in the next month
CMON GODAMMIT!

>>40766505
I like how the boyfriend's face gets progressively more depressed

Someone needs to do a stream of fat shows so we can all watch together.

I have no idea where to begin with that though.

>>40765252
i thought this was boogie at first

>>40766535
jesus it's like a balloon

how do you never look at yourself and think "maybe it's time to stop"

>>40766538
I'm convinced that people who enable the mentally ill or personality disordered are just as sick as the ones they enable. Watching 600lb Life is infuriating: so what if your husband/wife gets mad when you don't give them food? They can't chase you or hurt you. And yet they're afraid of them...

>>40766667
why would anyone want to see that?

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>>40766543

>>40766687
I'm watching 600lb life right now, the hype about James got me watching and it's fucking great, total freakshow.

>>40766689
tasteless?

>>40766700
i rage too much at the fatties to find it entertaining, i need anger management classes

>>40766682
you know how 4chan in general is like "uhhh forever alone nobody will ever love me"

if those people are a 10 on a scale of desperation, the enablers on this show are a 100.

they are so desperately, so pathetically dependent on the person they're enabling that they'd rather kill them slowly than risk them leaving. while the feedee is hopelessly dependant on food, the feeder is hopelessly dependant on the one they're feeding because they're just that desperate for SOME kind of companionship.

>>40766553
She ate her

>>40766728
Some of them make it and lose hundreds of pounds maybe you'd like that part.

Just saw this woman get weighed, she actually did ok. Supposed to lose 40 pounds, lost 35.

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Oh yeah

>>40766505
Im curious what the timeframe on that progression is.

he's not actually fat but it triggered me, is that okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKERYPcEQ58

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766731
It's one thing to be destructively codependant, but I can't stand how the children of these people get treated. James' daughter was pulled out of school to help take care of him and the look on her face every time her mom brings him more food is of pure disgust, which is hilarious and sad. Penny's son will probably suffer the same fate (if he doesn't already, that was season 2 I think) unless he sees whats happening and moves out at 18.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40765252
>So fat you can only race time

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cmon lets get big

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40767071
She probably thinks by doing that one situp she's burned enough calories to compensate for that donut

>>40766687
while cutting it's pretty hard to go eat some shit food after watching an ep of secret eaters, or my 600lb life, or supersize vs super skinny

>>40765612
delt pls

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>>40767071
brehs

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766409
The user comments are absolutely savage, does TLC ever lock them?

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766799
its 3 years.

>>40766791
Oh no

>>40767436
She's probably be really cute without the weight. She's got pretty hair and a nice smile.

I wish we had other threads like these but for alcoholics.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>40765223
>ywn get to turn away a patient who just spent their life savings on medical transport because they failed to lose the required amount of weight in time

this man truly has the life

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>>40765612
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID NOT EXPECT THAT

>>40767568
some other guy posting them that why he does the partial screen thing so it's not automatically caught

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40767341
Was just going to grab a handful of m&ms before bed, but the term "secret eater" is really sticking in my head right now. Thanks brehs this is what i need to continue my cut

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40767436
how's the poor circulation to her legs. I thought she was wearing pants.

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>>40767436
one more

>>40766370
P O P
O F F
J A M E S

>>40766345
underrated post

>>40765612

He has no problem. He's a man who stands up to the meaningless of existence, choosing not to fall for society's empty lies not by mere rejection, but by using his life to indulge himself into a grotesque parody of today's capitalist consumerism. He is a true existentialist hero, a real rebel to the system. He is a bold challenger to the modern construction of "health" because when the common fate of man is death, decreasing the odds through healthy diet and exercise mean nothing. Family is revealed to be an arbitrary connection. Taking away her daughter's education is only another form through which a parent violently controls his child, as if forcing her into this cruel world isn't enough. James King may be considered a horrible person, but the truth is his attitude resides in every one of us and he knows it.

>>40767022
fucking dying

>>40765252
>he wears the pants in this relationship
literally cant wear pants

how did he do this

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>>40766505
Stopped hnnnggging after this one

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>>40768044

>>40766791
But who took the picture?

>>40766370
Pop off james.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
not risking pop off james

>>40765612
>>40766370
Praise nurgle

Pop off james

>>40766721
fucking this

>>40768044
Is this the definition of thicc?

>>40768062
Explain this new maymay

>>40768061
she was always fat and ugly

>>40767071
>>40767436
What is the point of even being alive at that stage?

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766411
You do words good Anon. Do you write for a living?

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40767071
>>40767340
>women logic

>>40768260
to eat

Today I've been switching between episodes of My 600lb Life and Intervention. While two completely different subjects and food addiction is debatable, I am also seeing similarities like depression and enablers.

Shits fucked and I'm extremely happy I dodged both of those bullets before they got bad.

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>>40768254
Not wrong. but the rate of the gain is over three years. crazy.

>>40765223
I'm still upset at how shit our healthcare system is after watching that episode.

They had him in the hospital twice for at least 2 months, they should have just kept him there for 3 months straight right away and he would have lost all the weight instead of staying the same fucking weight.

And of course retards think more healthcare will solve this LOL.

>>40767798
maybe I'm a sick fuck, but watching fat women exercise and fail at it, turns me the fuck right on
ya know because they make pornos where hot yoga girls are working out and then fuck their gym mates or the instructor

>>40767668
That's a good idea

>>40768319
Alcohol is a hell of a drug.

>>40765612
Healthy at every size lad

>>40768323
You should not get health cover over self indulgence. Nor disability funding. Period.

If there is no medical reason for excessive weight (which is about 95% of the time) then there should be no medical aid.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40768480
I definitely think people should get a recovery chance, some people just need help and a support network.

but yeah, keep fucking up and get completely removed from health care pool.
same should apply with any personal over indulgence that causes health problems.
weight too high? lose it or get dropped
doing shit ton of meth? complete rehab or die

some people are just dead weight, but the few that have a chance should get that chance.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766409
Why did I just watch this. I should be sleeping. I hate this thread. I hate 4chan. I hate my life. FUCK.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766409

what the fuck fat people
how can they live inside a literal prison of flesh?
they can't even move

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Tell me /fit/

What do i have to eat every day to get mad GAINZ and gain 700lbs.

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>>40766791

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Who else does running here? I've been trying to bring my 5k time down from the 30:00 I had at the start of the year. Last year I couldnt even do 3.3km in half an hour, so making slow progress.

>>40768672
Damnit lol meant to make new thread

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
Pop off James!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!!

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>>40766370
pop off james

>>40767436
shes trying

>>40768429
yeah youre fukin crazy

>>40768323
>They had him in the hospital twice for at least 2 months
That's 2 months more than it should've been considering that they mostly keep fatties in the hospital to stop them from eating 24/7 and they still manage to cheat

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40768662
>underrated

>>40767798
She's got a nice face. She could probably be good-looking

>>40768831
I'm pretty sure it's just a video for fat fetishists. She's not actually trying to cut.

>>40765612
Anyone with a medical background want to explain what is going on with those legs? He looks like he's fucking rotting.

>>40767436
Honestly at this size thats a medium workout, she looks like shes actually trying to lose weight.

>>40768903
I don't have a medical background, but some Anon who apparently does (in a /v/ thread, of all places) said that the yellow stuff is likely some kind of medical cream, and that urine is super corrosive if not washed off. So given his girth and folds he is likely pissing his legs away. Also lack of blood supply making them necrotic or whatever.

>>40768903
They say in the episode that it's severe cellulitis

>>40768958
all the fat girl exercise videos are fetish things

>>40768429
yeah mate i hate when they post the exercising ones, i hate fat fucks but i can't stop my boners

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40768958
The effort is wasted by her 10k calorie per day diet, that's where the effort needs to be put into.

>>40768645
everything.

>>40767668
Go to ck

>>40766791
WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>40767071
that is absolutely disgusting and it makes me angry

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>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
Pop off James!

>>40765328
NO SCOTS ALLOWED!!

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>>40765612

>>40768662
Noice

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>>40765223
>live in houston
>literally live less than 3 miles away from this clinic
>went to this exact clinic when I was a kid for my vaccine and the time I got stitches
>mom and dad both know this guy personally and had dinner with his family and a special luncheon event for houston arts and science
>mfw can't go back because TLC always filming fatasses
dude is really nice, btw

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40769453
Aye aye, fit the fuck did ye say?!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40765252
The irony of this is always the fact that they can be saved. But they would have to eliminate fast food, sugary foods, and go on a full fiber diet(guacamole, beans), water, orange juice. And just stay under 800 calories 50 gram of sugar. I swear if that happened this guy would be around 500lb tops within a year or less.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40765612
>I'm mad against Dr.Now and I am more motivated then ever to lose the weight it lit a fire under my ass!!
>You ready to exercise now?
>Not now maybe later
>TFW I died laughing

James is the greatest Snake Salesman that can say what others want to hear but does nothing about it.

>>40766555
poor doggo

the things he must've seen

>>40768819

There needs to be a fat scale in every party and there must be a weight limit to go inside. If you are overweight chick you should not be allowed inside.

>>40766577
Surely he could find some lame excuse to dump her.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40768443
It's shit. It's awful for you and being drunk isn't even that great.

>>40769474
Dr. Now must have the patience of a saint.

>>40765612

Can't they just give him an IV with fluids and vitamins, and just lock him in a room and not feed the fuck?

He'd go a year or so without food and still be alive.

I heard after the 2nd week of not eating, you don't desire food anymore.

His body would still produce stools from his acclimated body fat, but he'd only shit like every other month.

Putting calories in this man is akin to torture in my opinion.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40769908
unfortunately we can't just do that against his will.
do fats deserve rights?

>>40768855
This joke is made every single time that pic is posted, you god damn newfag.

>>40770095
>solitary confinement with fixed number of calories and a computer/tv/books/treadmill

sounds good to me

>>40770112
meant for
>>40770078

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40770078
Well, we should be able to keep them under observation like we do with mentally ill. Couple of months on hospital diet can make a huge difference

>>40766370
I swear I can smell it through the screen. RIP my bulking day.

>>40770078
>do fats deserve rights?
not really

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>>40766505
>i share a country with that thing

>>40766689
kek that's Fedez

>>40767436
mirin quads

>How is he going to raise hell if he's stuck in the bed?

Based Dr. Now.

Just shut the doors and ignore his fatty screeches.

i cannot fucking believe they actually took their daughter out of fucking school to take care of that shitstain. i am so fucking livid, thats her fucking university opportunities gone, thats her daily interaction with friends gone, hell thats her daily walking and fresh air gone. fuck this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7id8Qut382s

>I need ta eat sumthin'!
>No, you don't, you have eight hundred pound of food in you.

Holy shit, he is fucking tearing into James. They probably dragged Dr. Now out of his home at fuck A.M. in the morning to film that episode.

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Yes, i am a fatass , but i'm confident and really sexy fatass.
Check out my dance https://youtu.be/CSyUJ7cgp2o

>>40770078
>do fats deserve rights?
no

>>40768672
Zap fitness?

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>>40767071
>Having to use the wave momentum of your own gut to do a sit up.
>Being able to do that.

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>>40770592

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Good Lord that James K episode. Probably the best I've seen of Dr. Now.

>augh my legs, aaah, AAAHHH
>Hello. :^)

Plus his rants at them, too good. I don't know if it'll be topped. Maybe fstboygetdown will surpass James in terms of autism, but I doubt it'll be this great again.

>>40770557
Damn she's pretty.

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>>40766791

>>40766409
Fucking Harkonnen bastard

>>40766409
their whole family talks like daffy duck

>>40770557
Is she our girl?

>>40765292
>Step on a scale
>"hot"
>2 months later step on that scale again
>Went from "hot" to "ravishing"
>cry

>>40766370
Pop off jam3s

>>40768903
Venous insuffisiency, stasis dermatitis and probably cellulitis

>>40770557
i lift for her

>>40766505
Stacy goes out and parties at 400 pounds

You wake up at 6:30 on Saturday and Sunday to run before people get to the trail

Can someone go ahead and just kill me

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>tfw your friends don't seem to understand why they're gaining so much weight when they barely eat during the day
>tfw they don't understand that ALCOHOL HAS CALORIES and you can undo an entire weeks worth of progress in just one night, let alone the next one too.

>>40768903
http://www.endofshiftreport.com/2015/07/a-colleague-of-mine-related-tale-of-pt.html
>Sugar is corrosive to the blood vessels (just ask any nurse who’s pushed dextrose 50% into an IV and watched the vein blow) and over time even moderately high blood sugars rip and scar your arteries and veins. This is incredibly bad for things like your legs, which are the farthest from your heart and have a hard time getting blood back and forth to begin with. A few years of sticky scratchy sugar blood, and the nerves die from poor circulation, wounds stop healing because no blood is getting to them, and eventually your legs just rot off.

Yea, his legs are rotting off.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>be over 300lbs and with angry manlet
>watch TLC and biggest loser
>"it's gonna be meeeee"
>loose weight. Gym everyday, no excuses. Eat small. No sugar. Water it.
>150. Man no want. Eventually I get my backbone and leave.
>mfw he's a legit chubby chaser and engaged to a whale
>losing the last 30/learning to lift. TLC transformation shows are my guilty pleasure.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40771313
>2017
>Giving D50 and not glorious D10

>Ever having a vein blow while you administer a medication

>>40771531
>2017
it clearly says 2015

>>40768662
LOST

>>40766370
Pop off James!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40770383
Di dove sei?

F I R E N Z E
I
R
E
N
Z
E

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES FUCK YOU

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>>40768662
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

>>40771053
She's totally our girl

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40765612
is he part of davy jones crew

>>40769908
>James finally leaves his rehab
>Now with a healthy BMI, James has a new outlook on life
>"Everything is so different. Things really changed while I was inside... Oh did a Popeyes open up"
>"CHICKEN IS ON THE DIET!!"
>James needs to the Popeyes carrying his loose skin like a safety blanket

>>40766370
Pop off James!

What's going to happen to his legs?

Are they too far gone?

>>40772500
even if he lost all of the weight his legs are completely fucked, he will never be normal

>>40769545
he died though

>>40766505
>http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zC3hNdW-NY

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anyone have pics of a 700lbs type 3 diabetes globbernaught with all limbs amputated? that must look hilarious

>>40765612
Why do i look at this during lunch...

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>>40766370
you are cancer

you do this every fucking thread

>>40768672
Run faster. You don't get faster running slow. Run farther. If you can run 15 miles a 5k won't feel like shit. I used to do half marathons and my 5k times were usually around 21 mintes. Usually came in the top half or top quarter in my age group.

>>40772675
Watch on repeat while eating. You get used to it very, very quickly.

I can't eat without watching trauma surgery so maybe I went a bit far with this.

>>40765612
Once anons started posting all the links curiosity got the best of me and I had to watch. I don't think I'll ever be able to watch this show again. James and his girlfriend were too much.
>Be James
>Eat like a fucking hog from high school on
>Learn your neighbor is in an abusive relationship
>Knock her up--twice
>Don't marry her when she finally divorces her abusive husband
>Be emotionally abusive toward her
>Get so fat you sprain your ankle
>Stay in bed 3 years, continue eating and whining like the most petulant man-child imaginable when she doesn't feed you enough food for 8 people a day
>Begin literally rotting from fatness and staying in bed
>Remove teenage daughter from school to help girlfriend wash your decaying legs and clean you up when you shit yourself
>Told by Dr. Now to lose 150 pounds
>Don't stop eating
>Utterly fail to get donations to fund trip to Houston because people see through your bullshit
>Despite literally having a stroke on camera, Dad tries last-ditch effort to save you by refinancing his house to fund your trip
>Get butt-blasted by Dr. Now for not losing weight
>Released from hospital with dietary restrictions
>LOL NOPE at restrictions, eat 10,000 calories a day and gain 200 pounds in 2 months
>Be the man that finally breaks Dr. Now's patience and get turned away
>No sign of your son on the show
>No sign of your brother on the show
>Your dad has a bit of an old man gut but is otherwise skinny
>Your daughter clearly despises you
>Even your lying, enabling girlfriend wants to leave you
Go to hell, James. Go to hell and let your bloated corpse fuel the eternal grease fires of damnation.

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>>40770973
Criminally underrated

>watch episodes of my 600lb life
>the monologue where the fatties are saying how much they want to turn they're life around are always super imposed on scenes when they're bossing around/emotionally blackmailing family members into feeding them unhealthy shit while being a general dick doing it

God, I love the editing in this show.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

why do people reply to the chainmail tier posts? is everyone this retarded and superstitious?

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post >yfw

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

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>>40772777
YA BUNCHA BASTERDS

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>>40769545
>Pure guac diet

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZNMjUctKgO

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>4 people hearted this comment on the gofundme page

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>>40772759
>Get so fat you sprain your ankle
>implying skinny people don't do that

>>40773003
He sprained his ankle from standing or some shit.

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>>40773017
Standing is basically a 600lb squat

I'm not surprised

>>40766370
pop off james!

>>40767022
underrated

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40770078
No.

>>40767935
some people find inspiration or wisdom in gluttony as you describe

i just think it means you don't have a healthy fear of death

>>40765612
I feel like I should vomit, but it's just not happening. But this feels like a vomit moment.

>>40768480
i get what you mean in terms of the "aesthetic" or the "spirit" of the law, but I don't think it's realistic

a healthy and young workforce is very important for a country. You can leave alone all of the fat people and let them rot if they don't take care of themselves, but the whole economy will suffer from the lost productivity if people are dying in their 40s after only showing up to work half of the time because of how sick and out of shape they are

>>40772759
Notice the daughter wasn't on camera after the second appointment. Poor girl had her life turned upside down to wipe a fat guys ass. Also she was gaining weight as her mother only buys fast food in the evenings

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guess who fucking died today
http://culturalmarxism.net/fat-acceptance-activist-dead-from-heart-attack-at-34/

>>40773494
unfortunately i believe that is satire

>>40772917
I want to hear her cries, What do I search for to find this?

>>40766370
Pop off, James's!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40772917

That scene was so great.

>>40769716
>http://imgur.com/a/dZqdu

hey man fat chicks are easy lay

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
Pop off james.

>>40765612
>SS claims another victim
You can even see the whole milk buildup oozing from that functional physique.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40768819
That mans look of digust

>>40767798
Epilipticals are awesome for fat people to loose weight.

T. Went from 310 to 200 just doing HIIT and endurance.

>>40773751
>wanting to lay fat chicks
I mean if you're desperate enough go for it but I'd rather fucking not

>>40765612

I tried to close it without looking closely and full screened instead

I wish to die

>>40766791
The guy who finally does do that with her must be sent to a mental asylum he is obviously sick

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766791
>message her through a fake account with a burner
>come over
>tie her up
>take her clothes off
>put a bucket underneath her
>walk away
>come back the next day
>feed her a nice healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner
>repeat for one year
>leave a note on the dresser that says "you're welcome"
>hand her a knife
>walk out and go home, knowing I've done god's work

>>40766448
Also women tend to accumulate subcutaneous fat which then streches the skin and makes the hamplanets look amorphous.

>>40767071
Everytime I see a gut this big the first thing I can think of is "what would a shotgun blast to it would look like?"

I think it's because of a videogame but I don't know which one

>>40768062
She set a camera on a time lapse and threw it into her orbit and then waited for the satellite to pass.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40774861
halo
muh flood carrier

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40770078
He deserves all the rights he can stand and physically grab.

Hes eaten himself bedbound which im pretty sure violates the interstate travel part of the constitution, so legally now he has no rights

>>40766370
>POP OFF JAMES!
POP OFF JAMES!

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>Used to work at a fancy ice cream shop
>Expensive so fatties mostly keep away
>Just about to close up after a 10 hour shift, it's about midnight
>Right before the door was locked an entire pod of landwhales pour in
>A father, mother, son and two daughters, each with a measurable gravitational pull
>Store policy is that if a customer comes in before closing, we have to stay open another hour
>Fuck
>Grin and bear it as the pod decides what to get, they can't decide between getting an ice cream cake or a pint each
>Suddenly the alpha makes his order
>"I'm eating healthy, I'll just get a shake"
>Orders the "Protein Power" shake which is usually just a scoop of your choice of fruit, skim milk, peanut butter, protein powder and plain froyo (~500 kcal)
>Instead he tweaks the order so it's made with whole milk, chocolate peanut butter ice cream, banana, an extra scoop of peanut butter and extra protein powder (my guess is ~1500 kcal)
>The other pod members like his idea, each get a similarly disgusting shake
>The fattest daughter has me put a shot of espresso in her double chocolate malt shake, overhear her say that coffee keeps you from absorbing calories
>After all the shakes are finally made, the mother decides to order a hand-scooped pint to go of salted caramel pretzel
>Finally finish their order, instead of leaving they plop their shakes down on the one table we have and devour them in-store
>They finally leave at 1:15
>Leave a huge mess after the pint started to melt so they ate it there too
>Got tipped $1
>mfw

At least I got overtime.

>>40771531
>>>Ever having a vein blow while you administer a medication
This.
How the fuck do you even manage that.
Unless you're retarded and mess up the PVC you cant possibly fuck up hard enough to actually do damage to the tissue.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40775128
>salted caramel pretzel
Last week i got seriously sick, vomiting all over the place and shit.
The night before that i was eating snyders salted caramel pretzels.
Now even the thought of them or their smell makes me feel sick.

>>40766409
>Gets put in 800 calories diet, loses 50lbs
>Sent home
>Second weigh in - 843lbs
>Recently weight gain - 158lbs

I don't even

>>40775222

How does he even gain weight? His BMR must be massive.

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Boogie on my 600lb soon?

>>40772848
It's an easy way to belong.
And belonging is a psychological need.

>>40766370
I fucking hate you.

POP OFF JAMES

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>>40766409
Third-world anonette here. Pic somewhat representative of present mood.

I WANT TO KILL JAMES K ALONG WITH THE SOCIAL ORDER THAT ENABLES THIS!

Human beings are living in food poverty, and there is James K literally inhaling food like a disgusting filthy horrible pig-creature, literally rotting like a cancer from the outside-in. I hate him so much that I'm laughing for some reason.

>>40775299

aww I thought that fat fuck was gonna keep getting fatter and kill himself early

what a bummer

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40775391

implying those fat fucks aren't spending all their free time playing WoW of werdcraft instead of doing more productive hobbies

>>40769545
>guacamole
>orange juice
>800 cal
>50 gram of sugar

Wat.

>>40775391
At least the guy lifting weights will live past age 50
tho

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>promote health at any size propaganda
>die

check your artery privilege

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40769908

Mate that would be a good solution. But that is not the 'ethical' solution. Healthcare these days is very much about the patients rights. The fat prick would never agree to it.

>>40775391
>judge the guy who's in shape
>but anyone who judges you is a dick

>>40775391
Every time I need motivation, I just look at this

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dqj3OYCl3Y

>>40775156

If its a slow push you shove it in faster than an Asian virgin, of course you can blow it.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>40775391

>>40775389
he has been saying he will get weigh lose surgery since 6 years ago , i bet he fails again

>>40766370
pop off james

>>40775391
>3 hours a week is too much time

>>40766505
lel I went there last summer, that club is underrated as fuck

>>40772092
not him but
VICENZA
I
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Z
A

>>40775970

based.

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40775299
lol fat fuck will have surgery then blow up like a balloon once again because hes mentally retarded and cant stop stuffing his face with food.

>>40766370
Pop off James

>>40765612
just finished my chicken breast and coffee
see this
now i need to clean up my desk and shorts

>>40769908
He'd still need amino acids and something to keep his digestion system going or else it'll literally rot.

>>40766805

>video game black hair
>pale pasty white skin
>emoji pillow

goddam i wanna kms already

>>40774861

>l4d boomer

That big motherfucker's body goes flying everywhere.
Thats what I imagine it to be like

>>40775215
If you liked them before, you should start eating them again, before you get locked into a phobia.

>>40775299
When I started reading this I thought it was to amputate his legs. Dosappointed.

>>40772429
if he would ever be waterborne the scenario of barnacles attaching to his skin as they do to the hull of a ship wouldn't be too unrealistic

>>40772759
How emotionally damaged do you think the daughter is? Do you think he could fuck her off he asked?

>>40769527
OI FOK OHF YA SCRRRRUB

>>40772759
>let your bloated corpse fuel the eternal grease fires of damnation
wholeheartedly kekked

>>40775285
Dr Now said he must have eaten 10,000 calories to do just that.

>>40774706
you'd have to tighten the straps every once in a while or she slips away after a month

>>40775590
fake news, unfortunately.

>>40766805
sounds like a bad trainer, fucker wanted cardio and the guy gave him weightlifting

>>40765612
I'm not hungry anymore

>>40775380
Fuck off and take your (You) with you.

>>40766370
pop off james

>>40765612
one of the few times ive cringed

and ive watched isis HD webms

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>>40768991
PISSING YOUR LEGS AWAY

Anyone ever contact the artist of this picture and show them the improvements we made?

>>40766370
POP OFF JAMES!

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>tfw only ate 1200kCal today so now I get to eat ~600kCal while watching a shitty tv-series at night even though I am a fatty boombalatty