/fit/ Humor Thread

>>40696279
>>40676522

>>40696709
That one's already archived.

You autistic, OP? There is clear progress there

>>40697149
this didn't even make me chuckle

>>40696279
why cant we go back

>>40697149
This made me chuckle

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>>40696279

>>40697299
I pissed my pants

>>40696279
16 > 21.

>>40697149
Jokes about OP are outdated as fuck.

>>40697473
Lmao.

>>40697473


savage, kekk

>>40697489
OP jokes are timeless, you disgraceful anus huffer

>>40697515
spotted the oldfag

>>40697473
>hockey
>goal
>ducks
>bolbi

multi level kek

>>40697299
GOAT

>>40697525
> oldfag is an insult now
What have we become?

>>40697695
It basically means you're too old to be hanging on 4chan. Times changed, pops.

>>40697768
Don't you dare running your whore mouth at me boi!

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>>40697767

how did no one make this connection

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>>40697525
Keep barking puppy you stupid dog

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>>40697473

>>40697837
I did in that thread, just didn't post it. I'm sure over a 1000 anons thought the same thing desu

>>40698111
I thought it was that obvious that it did not need mentioning.

>>40697768
Young punks. Get off my lawn.

>>40697473
SLAP SLAP SLAP
CLAP CLAP CLAP

>>40696981
well i like her more with 16, tell what you want.

>>40696981
She just got worse, pushing weights just adds years to womens unless they do it right

>>40697353
Damn right she downgraded

>>40698216

i dont get it

t. yuropoor

>>40697149
Nothing makes me laugh more than uglies on 4chan talking about 'chicks bbrrooo'. love it

>/fit/ humor
>nothing is funny

true autism

>>40696279
If i wanted humor, i would just ask you for your 1 rep maxes.

>>40697857
That whole thead was pure gold, and Ihavent seen a decent fucking paste since

>>40697473
holy kek

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>>40696279
Damn she had a really cute face at 16. What went wrong?

>>40696981
Reverse progress is called regression

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https://youtu.be/O1cwuGMqmRI
This proofs that there was nothing wrong with Jasons contest prep.

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>>40701282
It's important to build fat before a competition anon.

>>40701325
What show is that on tv?

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>>40701325
https://youtu.be/RR8xIm_HHkg

>>40701341
Its Shin angyo onshi

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https://youtu.be/nP_kD1aMsJs

>>40701439
Looks dope.

And flowy.

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>>40701450
Who spots the spotters?

>>40701568
My poor sides

>>40701450
Did he nudge his elbows forward? Is this anyone's fault but his own?

>>40701568
> u havin a giggle m8
> then pretends to be British for months

Oh my fuck thats funny

>>40701450
oi m8 im avin a fookin giggle

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>>40699135
You yourself must have a small tinge of the tism if you are here.

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Someone please post the New Year's comics

>>40703353
Oh shieeet
Aesthetic af

>>40696279
Her arms are to long. Would not tap

>>40703353
who would of thought that deadlifts and pi are related like this?

>>40697299
Great post

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>>40697767
This is fucking gold, I cant breath.

>>40697767
KEK

>>40696279
im confused, she shows better progress than what a lot of guys post on /fit/

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>>40697473

>>40703353
holy shit

>>40698199
I don't get it. Am i ritarded?

>>40703336
You would think the people on /fit/ are more self aware of their looks
Apparently you'd be wrong

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>>40704086
yes boi u r bad brains

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>>40697767
>pick that up

My god, duck my sides.

>>40697252
why is some text blurred outside of the glasses frame? what kind of sorcery is that

>>40697767
love it

>>40698850
what is the 'right' way

>>40704539
usually the greentexts about psychedelics are completely retarded and nothing like what the actual drug does to you but this one portrays tripping pretty accurately desu

>>40704341
Erhmagurd my sides will never recover

>>40704539
is there a part 2? this is cracking me up. reminds me of lifting in my homegym on acid.

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>>40704740
o shit my bad, wrong pic

cant believe this hasnt been posted yet

>>40697353
Probably true with 80% of women.

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>>40701597
losr

>>40698199
>BRRRAAAAPPP

>>40704462
To make sure you eat above maintenance, do fitness preferentially, not strength and focus on deadlifts and hip bridges, not upper body.

>>40704785
I got banned for that. Good luck bro

>>40705067
bullshit

>>40704539
this is really fucking gold

>>40696279
good example of only a lighting change

>>40704740
Apparently a few poor countries do this, Thailand for one and probably a few other far east countries, I think maybe middle east as well. I think it's because their shitty plumbing systems somehow can't handle toilet paper and it causes blocked pipes. They have these awesome spray guns though - you spray your ass with water and then wipe and dry with toilet paper. You hardly use any paper because your butt is so clean from the spraying. Fuck not flushing it though, that's disgusting.

>>40704963
Why does this look so weird

>>40704341

Perfect

>>40703637
It's phi you brain dead fucktard

>>40704616
i second that, felt a mini-trip from reading

>>40697299
genuine keks

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>>40697473
this canadian is kekking hard

>>40698216
I have this guy at my gym

>>40697767
am i missing something here?

>>40704616
I got the "oh fuck stay cool" anxiety shit that made me stop doing drugs.

>>40706109
This would be better if the big dude werent so ridiculous, kale shakes are a meme and fucking disgusting.

>>40703353
snaponacci sequence

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>>40706551
sublime, anon

>>40704963
>>40705452
Chest day, lateral raise day, latt day. Repeat forever.

>>40704341
Top quality kekk

>>40705452

shit tier chest, lat and ab insertions

>>40697857
this thread was amazing, i regret not screenshoting the entire thing

>>40706900
training to mount your steed and ride off into glorious battle

>>40706683
Undisputed best post of 2016 imo

>>40696279
reflection looks like her bottom is down

>>40698216
wtf i have a mexican version of this archetype at my gym

>>40703314
Still can't believe I went a whole year without figuring out he was watching someone squat

>>40706900
wtf I wanna try that now

>>40698199
Where to find rest of sparrow nudes pls

>>40698199
Anyone have the version of this with the flex a 'cep thing

>>40701597
god damn it anon

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>>40698205
DELETE THIS

>>40703409
lol

>>40703336

People who say they're not in DYEL mode are always still in DYEL mode and probably going to stay there for the rest of their faggot lives.

>>40708566
>not always thinking you're DYEL mode no matter how big you get

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>>40706448
There you go, now he's a gymbro.

>>40703353
Could literally scale anything to fit

>>40707838
what?
oh fuck

>>40706900
Fuckin´kek

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Reel humin been

>>40707767
not gonna lie, would smash right

>>40704616
100%

>>40701568
Oh my god

>>40706900
>>40706929
Fuck actually laughed out loud at this one

>>40704616
I once took 400mg of acid because I was slightly drunk and the tabs had been in my drawer for 4 months and I assumed they were doing nothing. I laid on my bed for 9 hours listening to this song on repeat (I have no idea how I found it) thinking it was the best/funniest thing I've ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcujOM8CizI

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>>40701282
>the claw

>>40706551
Fucking kek

>>40709294
kek

>>40697767
That sad but the answer is yes. Cardio and resistence training stimulate the production of Brain-Derived Neurotrophic Factor which grows every part of the brain and increases connections between synapses.

>>40697857
This entire thread is delightful.

>>40699135
t. a depressed person

>>40701597
Heh

>>40697767
kek'd so hard I pooped

>>40708566
He just found that pic on the internet and wanted to make fun of the guy

>>40698199
HAHAHAHAAA OMG BRO AMILAFFIN

>>40697767

>Actually I want you to eat it

Is a pretty good response desu senpai

>>40709545
>Broad shoulders
>Narrow waist
>Head titled down to hide Adam's apple
>Could land a plane between that shit-tier boob job that his corset is desperately trying to squeeze together

Even your top 1% miracle of plastic surgery trannies still don't pass well upon closer inspection.

>>40711474
>Even your top 1% miracle of plastic surgery trannies still don't pass well upon closer inspection.
Some of them have got better.

>>40710891
what's the guy on the left's name again?

>>40712451
Dan "Hold her down she's a fighter" schnieder

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My dad couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard.

>>40697695
Are you Rex enough for tech support?

>>40713745
ebin

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>>40713745
Thanks for the kek m8, that is pretty top tier.

>>40709294
You become the mask you wear! His ability to keep up this game means he and Ryan weren't very different, just fashion and diction.

>>40697473
women are fucking pathetic

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>>40708145

>>40705277
That's called a bidet you ignorant fuck.
In here we flush toilet paper but after using a bidet you just need it to dry yourself.

>>40714594
>not having a bidet with a blowdry system
Fucking pleb

>>40713745
lmao

>>40714594
>>40714619
>He doesnt enjoy cool desert breeze tickling his wet ass through his manskirt

>>40697252
Is that Danny in the pic?

>>40703409

So stupid and fake. If that's himself in the fucking picture, why does he need confirmation what gym it is? Who doesn't recognize his own gym??

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>>40698199

>>40714694
>Who doesn't recognize his own gym??
he did recognize it, which is why he was able to point it out.

he didn't realize it was himself until he got confirmation because he can't see his face.

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>>40696279

>>40714678
i think so

>>40701450
That there russian bar tho. Weight stays perfectly put when you use the collars.

Shit idea to make someone spot your push press, tho.

>>40705060
shut your dumbass up

>>40714988
how is this humorous, you fucking mentally immature moron?

>>40716075
did u read the comments at the bottom u unobservant dumb fuck

>>40716075
you see, the instagram user dustins_instagram commented "Bullshit how much he squat" on a photo with a kid in a wheelchair
the joke obviously being that the kids in a fucking wheelchair. you dipshit.

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>>40713745
It's a motorbiking thing, when the biker would win a race he/she would rev up the engine sounding like "BRAAPP!!".
Same rule applies when guy see a hot girl, which is how the meme got picked up on this board.

>>40714988
kek

>>40696279
The reflection of her bikini in the water tripped me out for a second.

>>40714988
Arnie was obvs talking about thor

>>40704539
This genuinely makes me want to take 200ug and hit the gym. Need telepathy gains.

>>40696981
>40696981
ERrrrrrr, she looks like a man now, I would wreck her before, but after her is buttters, looking like a steroid user ass hoe1

>>40716075
Because that kid ain't squatting squat.

>>40704364
Camera focus

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>>40706900

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https://youtu.be/nDB0OmTTC0o
pic unlerated

>>40703336
I remember being this delusional, I looked just like that, thought I wasn't dyel

>>40716701
anybody know how short this dude actually is

>>40716701
why did I first think those loafs were those starving jews in these bunk beds

>>40711501
A lot of them have. If you compare a tranny vagina to a normal one you can't tell the difference (especially the younger the person is).

The most successful trannies do a lot of exercise as well to help them shape their bodies to look more feminine and less masculine.

If that one got a nose job I think she'd be a little more passable but the nose makes her whole face say boy to me.

>>40716075
Maybe you're the mentally immature one to not get the joke. You don't have to find a joke funny to get the joke.

For example:
>What do you call 10 black people on the moon?
>a problem
>What do you call 100 on the moon?
>a problem
>What do you call them all on the moon?
>A solution

I don't particularly find that joke funny but i understand it. Fucking retard.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO3BBoZhKvL/

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>>40696279

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So much cringe.

>>40718719
>when the guy behind you is also deadlifting and you're lifting more than him
what an ugly fucking degenerate whore

>>40696279
worthless cumdumpsters are dumb

>>40699175
kek

>>40718719
girls just go in and load bars up take selfies and leave.

fucking stupid whores. we know youre not lifting shit

>>40706179
Don't understand why it's so funny either desu

>>40719103

Jesus

Insecure much?

>>40705277
i live in florida, and we have a lot of hispanic aliens, pretty much any public restroom you use will smell like weird old shit, because their are shit covered pieces of tissue in the garbage. this is if they don't just throw it to the side of the toilet. and their shit doesn't even smell normal. it smells hot and rancid.

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>>40718719
>are my abs hibernating? Yes
Kek can't expect much from a fat dike

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>>40701282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWsQQKksro

>>40718719

I guess warm-up sets don't exist. brb immediately load your max weight for your first lift

>>40719918
It's spelled dyke, retard. If you're gonna insult someone don't be a retard and spell it right.

Also I don't see much wrong with that. A lot of us recovering fatties can tell we have muscles coming under the fat, but until the fat is gone "hibernating" is a cute way to put it.

Her outfit is fucking ugly though. I wear booty shorts when I workout too (at home btw so i could work out naked if i wanted to) but yknow, i wear a pair that fit, not a pair that look like they're straining against my legs for dear life.

>>40720035
I could care less if you're a recovering fatty, I fucking hate when people go to the gym and post selfies saying, "look at me I'm stronger than this random stranger, compliment me". Go to the gym, mind your own fucking business, and stop trying to boost your self esteem by putting people who are bettering themselves down. Happy cunt?

>>40697473
I get the humor but this is inspirational if it's tinder or some dating app. To be so good looking and/or charismatic that someone is willing to straight up agree with what you said even when they don't know shit about you're talking about. This is the end goal for me.

>>40719918
Why do women try so hard to look so unappealing?
You would think if you're already ugly you would try to do anything you could to look marginally better like getting a flattering haircut or at least not getting awful looking tattoos.
At least she's trying to get in shape.

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>>40719948
>the crab has returned to its natural habitat

>>40719103
men are stronger than women

>>40720100
Isnt't at a different person from the girl putting down the guy who "can't" lift as much as her? I assumed it was two different bulldykes since they all kinda dress the same nowadays.

Just spell "dyke" right, retard, don't defend your stance cause i'm on your side there.

>>40704539
Bravo!

>>40720116
I'm going to explain this from the mindset of one of these people:
Because men dictate too much what women should look and dress like, so many have moved to flip that idea off (because that's stupid) and dress for themselves instead which often means dressing like a retard.

I wear what I want but I still make sure my clothes match and flatter my bodytype.

Dude do you know how many fat fucks have ripped me apart for saying as much?
"Wear what you want just make sure it fits. You wouldn't wear a size 6 shoe if you're a size 9 so why would you try to squeeze into a medium top if you're a 3x?"

I got told "Who are you to decide what fits."

>>40707838
Fuck me, I never even realize what was going on until just now.

Just kill me.

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>>40709545
Confirmed.

>>40699197
>>40706861
>>40711186
Do you guys not know how to archive?

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>>40707838
>>40708657
>>40720273

t. people who don't squat

>>40718719
>lifting 5 lbs heavier than him
OK.

>>40720035
You're why women should be banned from sharing their opinion. Please go squat your 95lbs and shut the fuck up bitch.

>>40704183
does anyone have the one with the subway sandwich

>>40719918
I'm so happy my gym banned this kind of clothing. The one good thing of my college gym.

>>40720577
Why, because I'm not too much of a retard to spell dyke wrong? Boo hoo.
I was agreeing with you stupid.

>>40720614
I wish more places would. I mean a sports bra on a fit chick looks great and even kinda "right" but on a fat chick it just looks disgusting. It looks more like underwear than on a slim chick.

>>40720115
Or the person just lies a lot without giving a shit and is too vain to present their self honestly.
I get what you're saying but if someone is willing to lie like that about something so trivial just to create a certain appearance, they're not worth getting to know.
Also if she was actually thirsty/had a lot of respect for him she might have been honest with him instead, out of fear of being found out.
Dealt with this before and I couldn't take the girl seriously because I had no idea who she actually was. But was fun I guess, having my own personal cheerleader like that.
Fuck, now I miss it. I ruined it because I'm autistic

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>>40720738
not even that guy but who cares how to spell dike. you clearly don't know how to spell it either. why would you be so defensive about it anyways? fucking women like you, i tell you what.

>>40696279
Girls should only workout legs and that its.

>>40708582
Those new facial expressions are cute

>>40716075
>*tips MAGA hat*

>>40718719
> pretend to be a power lifter
> quads are flabby undeveloped pieces of shit

wew

>>40719918
Are there even any weights? I'm looking at that mirror and she seems to be squatting just the bar. Usually only see skinny high school kids that look like they could be blown away in an updraft doing that.

>>40718719
>>40719918
>>40721252
Never in my life have I seen legs that are simultaneously so skinny and so fat.

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>>40696279
>injected lips
>blank stare
>wretched highlights
>awkward physique
>face caked with shiny makeup at a pool
>hair perm

She looks like a basic bitch that said "granny's hair is stylish but it'd look weird if my physique wasn't on par with grim from that episode when he was a human"

Pic related

>>40720284
no

>>40719918
would, if she guaranteed to look like right pic at all times while bouncing on my dick

Jesus Christ, one picture of a woman who doesn't fit your ideal, and you all turn into screeching bitter virgins. Do you ever wonder why you don't have gfs?

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>>40716075

>>40701450

Anyone spotting an overhead lift is a retard and deserves it.

>>40716154
no it isnt you fucking retard

>>40714559
noone here gets this because fit is the newfag board

>>40721803
fuck I ment this
>>40714722

>>40706900

Imaginary Lat Syndrome combined with Imaginary Horse Syndrome.

>>40697353
12>16

>>40719918

I want to fuck that thing until it can't walk, and then never acknowledge its existence again.

>>40721396

To be fair, she said she was "working" on lowbar. Which means endless "technique" reps with no weight on the bar. It's smart to START with some empty bar reps, but if those aren't completely abortional, adding some weight to the bar so there's a bit of actual resistance is the only way to further hone form.

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>>40716154
>when the biker would win a race
Thats not true, thats just how the bike sounds all the time.
>Same rule applies when guy see a hot girl
n-no.
its a fart fetish.

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>>40697857
but snapper is a species of fish, not crab

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>>40701450
why would you have a spotter when doing press?

>>40721803
... Implying the " flex a cep" guy isn't recent.
Fucking idiot.

>>40721967
>>40721813
Nevermind.

>>40704740
>>40705277
can confirm, lived in China for a year and all toilets are these squatty toilets where you either have a hose that you spray or you have toilet paper that you then throw in a bin next to the toilet.

Plumbing is literally shitty for this reason, I lived in an apartment with sitting toilets but they'd basically installed them over a squatty, so the plumbing wasn't meant to take toilet paper, we learnt that you basically have to shit, then flush, then wipe your ass and flush the shitty toilet paper.

fucking savages

>>40706140
this idiot saved the thumbnail

>>40720227
>Because men dictate too much what women should look and dress like,
The entire point of fashion is to appeal to other people, this "I don't dress like this for you" line is crap because then you turn around and try to complain that you're dressing like Mimi from the Drew Carry show for others when it's convenient.
Also societal standards for how people should dress really aren't asking that much, just wear clothes that fit you but don't make you seem like a clown's asshole (Don't cake yourself in five pounds of makeup i six different colors and then throw a frilled circus tent over yourself) and make sure the clothes actually fit you, and maybe practice basic hygiene.

>>40698216
This is too accurate, wtf

>>40714526
Holy shit. Yesterday I remembered this post while riding in a bus and I was thinking the same thing.

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>>40717573
Because, like all of is here, you are a well adjusted individual.

>>40703353

>Not lifting using sacred geometry

Actually kill yourself

>>40720875
The slur for lesbian is dyke. Dike is a ditch, dumbass.

>>40721409
It's because of the legs I couldn't tell it was a woman at first.

>>40721695
Truth.

>>40696279
Long shot, but did anybody screencap a certain post ages ago? Post in question was a chick who'd made really mediocre progress and was trying to give /fit/ advice, but it was so terrible and generic. Pretty sure it wasn't bait either. Reminded me of those reddit posts about a "fitness journey" but she'd only dropped like 5 lbs or some shit.

>>40722025
The entire point of fashion is self expression dumbass.
What am I arguing with a retarded /fit/ virgin who thinks looks alone are going to stop his autism and get him a girlfriend for?

>>40722025
Forgot to add: I wasn't speaking as myself either idiot, I explained it from one of the retarded tumblrina bulldyke's points of view.

>>40722403
No but bumping for interest

>>40698850
this board is for people who work out, not autistic permavirgins

>>40696279
she looks great. are you all literally retarded or just pretending?

>>40720116
after a while I feel like they do a 180 and go for shit that makes them ugly instead to spite other people.

I also don't understand people that get sticker tattoos like the chick in the pic. If you're gonna get a tattoo then get a tasteful full sleeve/back/chest/neck or something

>>40719948

> I take testostorones
>that voice

LOL

>>40722495
left pic is much better tho because of the smile

>>40704484
This still makes me kek

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>>40721685
kek, implying she even likes cock, but you never know

>at all times
>
BLINKING MEANS YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE #RAPE

>>40722707
10/10

went out of your way to include the tits in the image too, a man of taste I see

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>>40697167
>>40697233
i erm cofused

>>40704341

Why is this board so gay?

>>40698216
true.......

>>40709545
Would smash pretty hard.

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>>40704616

>>40705452
his lats are disproportionate to his arms and his fingers are really puffy for some reason

>>40707838
I don't get it.

>>40704459
kek

>>40710756
>400mg
I hope you mean micrograms (ug), 400 mg would be crazy. Probably still not enough to harm you physically but fuck that's like 2000 doses

>>40711474
What's your point?

>>40717969
>implying I want a tranny with a vagina

>>40719918
>>40720035
Who the fuck cares what people wear in the gym? It's a gym not a catwalk. People wear old shitty clothes they don't mind sweating in or tearing.

>>40709545
socend

>>40711178
Yeah i regularly go to a boardgames club, since getting seriously into lifting i perform much better. I'm talking /tg/ type board games with deep strategies, not monopoly shit.

>>40696279
what is up with that pool water in the right picture? it's not supposed to have bubbles like that.

>>40704963
>>40705452
Actually folded up angel wings

>>40708005
>sparrow nudes
I want them too, but the ass in that picture belongs to a man

>>40708005
I have news for you, friend...

>>40714988
This just makes me sad

>>40697857
I saved the entire thread, too lazy to put it into a postable format though

>>40719918
>comfortable

Yeah ok

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>>40719918
Jesus christ this chick is fucking insufferable

>>40725270
Fugg its like a malformed bird

>>40725270
is she being sarcastic or does she actually believe her fat disgusting body is muscular?

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>>40725270
To try to stay optimistic, at least she is getting out there. That attitude is pretty insufferable though...

>>40725436
okay so I know all of those terms aside from what in the fuck is "testicular ventilation?" I'm at work so I can't google that right now

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>>40704341
He's supposedly still here brehs

pic related

>>40725588
thats one hell of a fucking preworkout

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>>40725270
I havent been this disgusted in a while

>>40725270
why are u guys hating on this? she says "it seems my booty gains have migrated into a protective layer over my abs. that's changing real soon" ..

shes having a sense of humor about her fatness and she is clearly trying to fix it.

>>40724281
I'm implying that trannies aren't actually people.

>>40720035
gross fat bitch

>>40725588
seems reasonable

>>40725270

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOcxumeFisd/

She owns everything from both Girls Who Powerlift and Doughnuts and Deadlifts but pulls like this and tags herself a powerlifter.

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>>40726316
thats 175 in kilo r-right...?

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>>40726406
ok, I'm pretty sure now that it was in pounds...

is this a joke? women are not actually that fucking weak, right?

>>40724238
Did mean ug, most id ever took before that was 75ug, never done them since but it was still enjoyable

>>40722403
I shall also bump, sounds funny

>>40704459
fucking kek

>>40726406

Freedom units.

>>40725436
"Is Elliot Hulse" always gets me

>>40725546
The sound of the bloodflow of your balls

>>40707767

Where to buy outfit on right that would fit a 5'5 100 lbs female distance runner? Asking for a friend.

>>40720746

One of my favorites things about being more of a runner than a lifter and living in a warm/temperate climate most of the year. Split shorts and shirtless 9+ months out of the year. Gf is same but sports bra and booty shorts.