Postan'
>>40676528
>>40676533
My favorite :^)
>>40676522
I I wanted humor I would ask about your one rep max.
> Women at the gym who reject me
>>40676627
>>40676892
that is the dumbest unfunny picture in the history of 4chan. If you started or contributed to that thread you should be shot.
>>40676541
haha it would be a ginger
>>40676522
SO basically they thought he was past the natty limit?
>>40676538
I want /pol to leave
>>40678527
They probably just wanted to fuck with him
>>40676538
>Lets find out
>>40676563
white women who go there deserve all the gang rapes they get
>>40678306
>HTML++
Some pleb-tier coding right there, brahs.
>>40676541
>IMPLYING
inshallah brothers
>>40678876
>html
>""""""""coding""""""""
>>40676522
> but decided not to pursue it
fucking Sweden
fucking SJW culture
fucking fucking fuck fuck fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>fit
>>40679081
>okayish tattoos, swole, geobaskets, gay "zyzz"-style haircut, still somewhat to beta to fuck girls
what is this clusterfuck?
>>40679146
>>40679081
is a guy whomst on /fa/ and /fit/.
>>40678574
Genuinely laughed in real life at this.
>>40676522
>having big muscles is a crime in sweden
Funny, yet depressing
>>40678600
Nobody cares about what you want, libsissy.
>>40679190
is this what happens if you take 4chan advice serious and still you cant get laid?
>>40676541
>all those printed little images about the things he hates instead of things he likes
This guy is fucked in the head.
>>40679299
getting laid was never part of the plan
>>40678942
Thought pork was haram?
>>40676541
>liberal guys
>liberal
>guys
top kek
>>40679081
I recognize that manga!
It's pretty /fit/.
>>40679509
>>40679671
>>40676541
>straight up implies that liberal "men" are inherently weaker than non liberal men, thus they have to try harder to be up to par
Perfect.
>>40679022
'ZACTLY.
>>40679671
literally me
>>40678766
How civilized of you.
>>40679338
Been working towards that goal for years.
>>40679671
This is my plan, except I take my jacket off just slowly enough and then whip my head back fast, looking into the qt3.15's eyes
>"Bitch, you 'mirin?"
>>40676541
I read the article that this is referencing. It's a huge bunch of nonsense, as he mentions cliche after cliche. One of the ones that made me laugh a little was when he talked about rescuing a "small gay kid" from a homophobic bully. Now, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but this is a bit odd. First, he assumed the kid was gay. Secondly, he's obviously making it up or admitting to white knighting someone. I'll be the degenerate even asked the poor kid what he was doing later. The alternative is that it NEVER HAPPENED. Yeah, either way it's kind of lame. Not like the Left would be able to lift weights with any dedication...
>>40679338
>tfw I only started lifting so I can one day wear anime t-shirts in public.
>>40679081
weeboo happa fantasy get fucked
>>40678763
0 gains in 6 years
>>40676546
desu cenovitch is a bitch who is raising someone elses kid.
>>40676522
SWEDEN PLEASE
>>40676554
this is essentially that quote, "Make savage the body, but make civil the mind"
You /r9k/ types look too deeply into what people mean when they say things like this,
FUCK OFF /POL/
>>40679457
>own an inzer level belt (while aggressively un-latching it after I pound a set)
>own adipowers
>own beats (tho earbud kind)
>bring chalk to a non-chalk military gym
>Use RPE in discussion even though I'm brosplitting and not doing RTS
>Also, claim CNS exhaustion as a reason for lower performance when I'm 4/5 weeks into no deloads
>Own supertraining products including sleeves
>Take sips pre-workout
Am I become a meme /fit/?
>>40676522
I thought you said humour, not rage?
This has to be a joke right? Satire surely?
I didn't think any country could be more backward than the US when it came to steroid use.
>>40681767
>ebin fug off stormniggers :DDD
this is why cripple chan is Superior to cuck chan because leftypol and reddit barely have a presence on there
>>40676522
Anyone got the thread where a guy posted a homemade guillotine
>>40682177
>4chan isn't an adequate enough echo chamber for some people
Not necessarily/ fit/ related but works good kek.
>>40682400
autism is very /fit/ related.
>>40682421
You are not wrong...
>>40682421
>>40682853
Yeah... I guess critically thinking about it we all have at least a mild does of autism to be here.
Also, any one else going for God king mode?
>>40682400
holy fuck kek fuck
>>40681060
He reached the natty limit.
>>40679081
>shoes on bed.
>cigarette.
>2017.
>>40682400
Holy shit, my sides
>>40682400
Wow, that was very rude and hilarious.
>>40682400
holy kek
>>40682400
top kek
>>40678516
I honestly cried laughing. My sides.
I have 583 calories left today... Any recommendations? Only 3 hours until bed and I cycled 90 min today in hot weather so I'm only drinking water.
>>40679081
thats my waifu reeeeee
>>40683684
Fuck, I didn't download the captioned version that said "plus-sized models"
>>40679081
The rowens fucking make this guy is great.
>>40676541
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""swole"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>40682400
dubs
Anybody have Driveanon?
>>40683684
Smoke a blunt and go to sleep.
>>40681725
I hope you intended to finish your sentence,
>>40682177
>thinking it's only leftypol and reddit who find your autistic ramblings annoying
>>40682227
Not him but I also need this
>>40680735
hello me it's nice to see you here at this hour
>>40682400
>4 autistic kids
Ok, that's fucking environment and not genetical. Lady needs to raise her kids better.
>>40685263
This is why I hate PTs
>>40685537
Nigger.
>>40678574
Keked audibly for a while
>>40676563
Why not let niggers starve? Easy solution to a dumb problem.
>>40685537
This. I'm conservative and I think you're all angsty teenagers that need some better parenting.
>>40685677
Actually looks like skinny dude is trying to choke him.
>>40685677
did he died
>>40685677
spotter straight outta auswitch
>>40679836
kek
>>40685677
im laughing and feeling pity, but at least these fuckers started working out young
>>40685677
Is he dead?
Guys...I think we just witnessed a murder.
>>40680658
and then you flex a 'cep, am i right?
>>40679010
my ass is bigger without doing any squats
Anyone have the picture of that guy with huge lower abdomen muscles?
Just above the groin area.
>>40685263
so he lifted her weight using her chin? BEASTMODE
>>40685647
>>40685263
Agreed, I never ask a PT for fucking anything, not even a spot.
I ask the dude that deadlifts 5-6 plates off the ground what I'm doing wrong with my form.
>>40679457
>my cns is so fuckin fried right now bro
lost it
Post number 1340511674305, damn it has been long time
>>40686581
>Post number 1340511674305
That's not how UNIX timestamps work
>>40678876
that's the joke.jpg
>>40682177
Agreed I only come to 4chan for topics that don't have communities on
Infinite chan
> we think your post is spam
Gook chink faggot moot trying to suppress the competition once again
>>40681767
How is this thread /pol/
>>40685919
>at least these fuckers started working out young
Delete this
>>40685742
Congratulations, you're part of the problem
>damn kids get off my lawn!!
>>40686900
Wow, people who do functional training are so cool!!
>>40686943
>>40686608
W H A T E V E R I T T A K E S
>>40678763
>Then i take And i an ice cold slap myself shower
>>40686598
im going to live so i can keep living xD
>>40687000
Confused here.
Is that a dude?
>>40676522
>>40678527
>>40678700
>>40679037
>>40679268
>>40681623
>>40682033
I read about some time ago. The police officer is not as stupid as you guys assume. The guy on the picture was suspected of being a drug dealer, if I recall correctly.
Anyhow, their goal was to get a sample of the guy's blood without arousing his suspicion. The "you have big muscles, you must be roiding" thing was only a lame pretext.
The police deserves more credit than you give them in this case. By the way, many police officers also work out (outside of Amerifat at least), so it would be really surprising if something like this happened for real.
>>40687312
t. Swedish Fish
>>40687312
>embarrassing swede post
enjoy sharia law, you mega cuck bitch.
>>40687312
>she forced him to go to police station
okay? if she can do that without any proof beside her saying so, why not say its for other drugs in the first place? thats bullshit son.
>being big is proof of a crime
yeah, how about u turn ur brain on
>>40687312
me and my Islamic brothers will breed all of your daughters and sisters and mothers, your country is ours now.
>>40683954
even tho he is a retard, he is swole
shut up
>>40687344
>>40687356
>>40687357
>Sweden Fish
>Shariah law
>Cuck
Joke's on you, I'm not from Sweden but from Germany. H-heh....
>>40687410
Like its any better in Germany.
>>40687410
enjoy sharia law http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38056243
>>40679836
Why? Just why?
>>40686120
Fucking autism
>>40687465
Don't try to tell me what's going on in my country.
Here's for you: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/nov/21/germany-sharia-police-court-ruling
And because I know you won't open the link,
>The same court had already thrown out the case last year, but was overruled on appeal by a higher court which agreed with prosecutors that the ban on uniforms could be applied in this case.
tl;dr the decision will be overturned for this case as it has already been done for other cases.
>>40678729
Fucking kek
I can just picture the fucking anarchist-primalist-fucking meme's smug-ass face as I read that as well
>>40682400
All 4 of her children are currently in this thread.
>>40687627
always manages to make laff, thanks anon
>>40687627
I'm at my job and nobody sees my monitor of my face, but can hear me. I tried not to laugh outloud and made some irregular intense exhales instead and that sounded like I'm crying.
>>40678574
Fuck u /fit/ choked on my after-workout meal laughing u cunts.
Someone post the New Year's Comics, please.
I never managed to save them onto this folder I have now.
>>40687977
O-Oh. Why were those in the same folder.
>>40688003
Obviously you have trained to be an evasive support hero, you to have a damage dealer and a tank to distract the draugr. Whoever did this does not understand the concept of RPG party
>>40687371
>"""""""""""""swole""""""""""
>>40676541
>liberal
>left
not my comrade
>>40688019
>Skyrim
>RPG party
>>40688033
I don't really understand what you're saying.
> be gone from /fit/ since zyzz's death
> drop in a few days ago
> look at all the /fit/ humor threads
> bursting into treats every time
God /fit/, why did I ever leave?
>>40688053
to not feel like a dyel manlet, mayhaps
no matter what you lift, /fit/ will tell you you are a weak shit
>>40678516
i used to do the lat pulldown thing to legos when i was little; now none of my legos will sell because all the heads are flat
>>40688045
You have to have a good magic armor and weaponry then anyways
>>40686120
kek
>>40682177
aww poor stormfag needs a safe space
>>40688047
>fatty with a waist wider than his shoulders
Yep he sure is swole
>>40685263
Something is overtly sexual about that scene.
>>40688191
maybe you should quit /fit/ for a while if you really are that delusional
>>40688088
Naw, I think it was something with work and life.
>>40686120
Shit like this makes me want to end all of your misery with a bullet to the head. Your genes deserve to die out.
>>40688221
Pretty sure he's not the one who's delusional. You have to be a turbodyel if you think the guy pictured is anywhere near being swole.
>>40688221
spotted the fatty
>>40688191
Wearing a tight shirt and having a bit of muscle covered in fat does not make you swole.
>>40688221
spotted the SS + GOMAD idiot
>>40685263
*grabs you by the throat*
Back the fuck off ?!?!!?!!!!??
>>40686943
>not doing horizontal pendlay rows
>>40688053
You'll soon realize they're reposts of reposts reposted every single day
Are these a meme or no?
>>40679836
Lost
>>40687447
that was the joke, you dense fuck
>>40679509
I've been reading one chapter before each session lately, it's amazing
>>40688417
Why would they be ?
Its not like they much different than dumbells.
>>40688502
name?
>>40688191
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh the effort the midia made to hide his hip/shoulder ratio and balding
classic
>>40687367
Lmao you have shit taste in women.
>>40688221
come back after you've been lifting for a year
>>40688573
LOL WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK. Why do fucking dyel manlets fall for crossfit meme shit. It's fucking retarded lol.
Literal fucking retards.
>>40688538
back the fuck off from my waifus
>>40688221
BRUH U FAT
>>40688191
I can't believe he made an imprint on his jeans from his smartphone.
Change sides once in a while,jesus man.
>>40688538
[spoiler]Danberu nan kiro moteru?[/spoiler]
>>40688969
Stop trying to spoiler shitty jokes.
>>40688221
DYEL DETECTED
>>40685263
pls tell me these are fake plates
>>40681767
I don't get it, what's /pol/ about this thread?
>>40689301
Nigga, what the fuck?
>>40686665
enlighten me
>>40689301
PLfags will actually defend it.
>>40689301
i'm fucking dead
>>40676563
I read somewhere that kid grew up and raped her.
>>40676541
>getting triggered by a fucking frog
>>40679309
Totally agree. If you define yourself by what you're not, you may as well be nothing.
>>40688191
Delicious babymaking hips
>>40688045
What is a follower?
>>40689799
When will they learn?
>>40689845
>>40689799
>6ft. average female height
>>40688502
how's it called ?
>>40688053
>bursting into treats
damn son you HAVE been away a while.
>>40689869
midget has some legit man boobs. I'd be ashamed to remove my shirt if I had those
>>40689845
Correct me if im wrong but isn't that some kid ? He does not look adult to me .
>>40689799
How do they even fuck ? Honest question.
>>40689869
Mirrin both.
>>40678306
>bench
>HTML++
kek
>>40689869
Imagine working your ass off at the gym for 6 years to get this bod
Does anyone have the story where the guy described doing this in front of the gym receptionist?
>>40685677
>oh you can't lift that much
>uhhh I can't lift that much
>oh uh we can't lift that much
>...
>i know just what to do!!!! wait right there bro
ahahaha holy fuck i literally audibly chuckled
>>40689869
fuck she barely takes her eyes off the lanklet
>>40689301
a weapon to surpass metal gear!
>>40676533
>slavs
>finnish
>all white
>>40683712
>how do I into pendulous skin leprechaun viking mode
>>40683396
>farewell to arms
>rippetoe
10/10
>>40689869
whos the guy on the left
>>40686775
>>40689986
How is that even possible
I have the same tits, but I'm 29% bodyfat and 35kgs overweight, down from 33%. That guy has a lean tummy and probably like 17% BF but still massive fat on his pecs
>>40687948
>>40687948
imagine sniffing the braps
Hey guys, Jason Blaha here
Are
>>40689869
>>40690003
Same dude? Because who the fuck is he?
>>40690340
innnnnnnnnnnnnner ciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiityyyyyyyyy....
>>40689869
>>40690003
How tall this guy is really ?
I guess its something like 210 cm ?
>>40690345
yes its connor murphy
>>40690345
yes, connor murphy, local muscular autist, known for youtubes
>>40690377
I think 6'2, that other guy is really short
>>40690396
He's the only person who I admire and cringe at, at the same time
>>40687627
chuckled all the way through but absolutely lost it at rich and wants to play the piano
>>40690413
>that girls reaction
Shit my dream that will never be fufilled.
>>40687000
God I would climb her
I'd climb her like the guy who climbed Mount Everest
>>40689301
you see ivan
if you bring chest to bar
no need to bring bar to chest
for exercise is not so heavy now
>>40690167
i think it's connor murphy
apart from being mean shredded he's a real turd
>>40676522
>Tomislav Boduljak
he sounds Swedish alright...
>>40689986
Dude, that body is JUST like mine! And I've been working out for fifteen years!
>>40690413
hawt
>>40685263
what the fuckkk hahaha
>>40690261
Yeah it's like he has a little chubby kid's moobs
>>40690628
She probably put her chin way down to her neck when she lifted, and he thought that was a problem
>>40690413
shes def sucking it in
>>40688778
>that DIY powercage thread
Can someone post it?
>>40676563
The problem with this is that might be the only time that kid will ever receive that kind of attention.
>Live to 5 years old
>entire time malnutrition, doesn't even know how to shit
>ready to die and everyone in society also ready for her/him to die
>white women show up
>water bottles
>Americans gets back on plane to america
>child dies from malnutrition ignored by everyone in his community
>FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>40690820
there's a few DIY contraptions
>>40690820
>>40690836
>>40690850
Oi i'm laffin here
>>40690820
this one is the one referenced in the comic
>>40683684
Peanut butter
>>40688003
Fifth panel, what the fuck is wrong with her mouth?
>>40690908
drawn-by-retard syndrome
I hear it's fatal
>>40690850
That doesn't even make sense though. That thing looks solid as fuck besides it having no safety bars at the moment
>>40690942
There's a reason why regular power cages are metal, bro
Wood will sway and bend under the weight of a good squat
>>40690942
When was the last time you tried resting 300-400 pounds on thin planks? If he's lifting babyweight then yeah it's not a problem.
>>40688019
>party
>party
>party
>party
>party
>>40678306
that is so cringey all the way through
>>40690468
>the guy who climbed mount evervest
yes that one guy
>>40690394
>>40690413
Any idea what's this faggots arm size?
I'm autistic about arm sizes
>>40691143
bigger than yours
>>40691273
That's exactly what I'm worried about
>>40685677
These guys look pretty young. They probably laughed about this afterwards, shit talking the skinny guy for not being able to help him, and shit talking the fat guy for not being big enough to move the weight in the first place. Ultimately it'll encourage them both to meet in the middle and become sick cunts.
>>40690135
look at me guys i browse int and pol xDd
>>40676541
>no matter how swole he becomes, the images of smug pepe will forever haunt him in his dreams
>>40689869
sad
>>40676522
This isnt a Rage thread.
/pol/ is always right.
>>40676533
What is this saying?
>>40689301
im screaming
>>40678763
The /fit/ guy seems like the one that would have the stroke. Fat office guy would have diabetes and heart failure.
>>40689301
thats one way of doin declines
>>40689339
Fuckin' died
Thank you for this
>>40685537
It's hilarious when they come to other boards and are like "b-b-but don't you agree?"
>>40692549
>>40692534
Is that who that pepe is based on?
How did I never notice
>>40692581
yeah
>>40687664
kek
>>40690394
me on the left
>>40676522
she just wanted the d
>>40692609
This is photoshopped right?
>>40692753
nope, he's natty, baby!
>>40689339
fucking jej
>>40679836
Lost.
>>40689799
>6ft average female height
no`w this is where I really lost it
>>40690826
She adopted the kid dumbass. You can look it up, she named him Hope
>>40685731
pretty much this, they are too stupid to survive on their own, they have an average fertility of 7 or 8 and all this money and effort is entirely pointless.
so much land being wasted when all it could take a one generation of cutting off aid.
>>40685537
nah fuck off nigger
>>40685537
Stay annoyed cuck.
>>40689869
I know short dude. His chest is like that cause he does powerlifting and only does flat bench. He benches twice his body weight
>>40688573
Open up the Benny Hill theme song in another tab and watch this while it's playing.
>>40687012
kek