FPH / FPS / FAT HATE

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>>40687322
Daily reminder that, no matter how much you fucked up, how much you dodged workouts and cheated on your macros/calories, you're still not this delusional cult leading little faggot

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>>40687322
>Obese woman makes money eating on camera for men
>One of her most common requests is to behave like a pig.

>>40687411
is he making money with this bullshit or is he fat himself? Why is he doing this.

>>40687464
He's a narcissistic twat.
This is just his way of stroking his ego and getting the retards he leads to suck him off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4

Who else here saw the latest episode of My 600-lb Life? The journeys are usually neat, but that was just pathetic. It seemed like the youngest kid had a chance of escaping obesity, but at the end you can see she's becoming fat just like the others.

>>40687353
Banana bread is delicious, especially fresh out of the oven with a bit of butter.

>>40687353
i love whole grain seed bread. eat that with black coffee on some mornings

>>40687353
so much wrong in just one picture

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>>40687322
>browsing fph
>while eating

Bad fucking idea.....

>>40687723
that glowing sign always gets me

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>>40688079
Beautiful file name.

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>>40688079
Good argument.

I hate that "it my own thing im not hurting anyone being morbidly obese " shit ..

>>40687353
>banana bread trash
>no poppy seed

Fucking fatties.

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>Mother recalls how she was using one of those "we make the meals for you" programs (Jinny Craig) in NZ. This was around 2007-08, 1 euro = 2 and so NZ dollars.
>She says it was 100 NZ$ per week
>AKA it would have amounted 2600€ per year
>I tell her she could have spent less than half that if she just got a gym subscription
>she tells me that going to the gym does not make you lose weight

>>40688218
she is right, going to the gym doesn't make you lose weight. Weight loss is 90% diet and 10% excercise.

>>40688249
I hate this meme

>i dont eat that much
>i love eating salad
>puts on insane amount of dressing

>>40687353
only thing right with this pic is the god tier

>>40688312
It's not a fucking meme. You could workout 7 days a week and still be a fat out of shape motherfucker. In terms of losing weight diet is way more important than working out.

However working out helps a ton of you're dieting, especially if you lift. More muscle = more burned calories.

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>>40687934
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>>40687781

stay mad, tastelets.

>>40688333
>You could workout 7 days a week and still be a fat out of shape motherfucker
thats called powerlifting

>>40688373
You could jog for an hour every day and still be fat. I'm not sure how that's hard to understand.
Being in shape is all about diet AND exercise
Losing weight is mostly about diet

>>40687411
"fat cells" what the fuck is a "fat cell". I always assumed fat was an extracellular matrix.

>>40687617
topkek

>>40688218
technically true. if you drive to the gym, walk inside, do a 360, and walk out and drive home you don't really burn enough calories to matter

>>40687353

I don't like you.

>>40688398
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adipocyte

>>40687723
everytime

>>40688477
Stay fat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv302MOTcTc

>>40688509

Someone's projecting.

:^)

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Yup totally okay to be on the verge of obesity because body positivity uwu

>>40688398
>what are adipocites?

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>>40688518
Ahahahahaha im 7'11 400bounds 2% bf

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>>40688468
Similarly, if you go to the gym and work hard for 6 straight hours then come home and down a gallon of ice cream your gym time won't matter

>>40688526
>that hip to waist ratio
She'd probably have an amazing body if she didn't eat like a goddamn megalodon. What a waste.

>>40687424
We have a fatchicks brothel where I live the tuts are all wearing pig noses on the website

>>40688549
also true

>>40688610
for the love of god please post a picture.

>>40688549

It is amazing what a little diet control can do. I've been lifting for years but was never aesthetic, even though I got strong. I cut out alcohol, deserts, and switch to meme-tier warrior diet and suddenly I look 100x betterx

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>implying that when society collapses, fat people won't be the natural overlords

>>40688649
When society collapses fat people will be unable to handle the sudden stress and tons of them will just drop dead or go catatonic.

The useful fat people will stop being fat, the useless ones will die.

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>>40688649
>When it all ends, first to go will be those who require less resources and who are more agile, fit and healthy

How stupid one have to be to say shit like that with a straight face ??

>>40688526
>Uses undersized underwear hoisted well above her hips as a girdle
>People wonder why her belly is flat
This shit is why I don't trust online dating.

>>40688673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ViOAUNuq58
she's like a female fedora

>>40688649
I would hunt fat people and use their natural oils as lamp fuel.

>>40688738
WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

>>40688381
>what_is_a_joke.jpg

>>40687723
Dat squat form

>>40687411
>I will delete comments suggesting diets or exercies
Top fucking kek. I would love to see the comments though, I wonder what methods fitting those criteria people have come up with (or how much they've roasted him for being a fat pseudo-intellectual lazy cunt).

>>40688218
imagine having your mother waste money on shit like that literally your entire life. bitch could've sent me to fucking summer camp or some shit and saved me from becoming a fat kid. literally thousands over the years because she "cant lose weight any other way". cycle back to eating cookies at midnight, and the cycle continues. the "medifast" diet company is even MORE expensive and doesnt even give you real food

>>40688649
>equal rights across the board
>unless you're skinny
>or have different style
>or prefer a different way of speaking
come on man this has to be ironic

>>40688079
a company can choose its customers, as long as it doesn't discriminate by race, gender or religion. That wouldn't really be illegal

>>40688924
oh yeah also
>that moment a nearly 50 year old woman tells her 5 year old to tell the gym people "we dont live here anymore" when they call
bitch didn't even go once to try it out. couldn't even handle at home richard simmons "get fit" tapes

>>40688079
>>40688207
If people vote for a law that leads to fat degenerates costing the government a fuckton in healthcare, you can't blame the fat cunts themselves, because you are essentially saying that people are wrong to exercise their freedoms because of a bullshit socialist government policy.

>>40688979
>calories boiled out
How would this work?

>>40688972
>you can't blame
yes I can

das my rite to free speach

>>40688673
to be fair, the "big guys" who want to "eat big to get big" are going to be fucked and will probably whine like little bitches about not hitting their "macros" as the world ends

>>40688988
It doesn't, ya goon. It's bullshit.

>>40688346
I think you do not understand what the word tastelets implies.

>>40689012
eat big to get big is such a fucking hilarious meme

have to wonder how many shitters thought it was real and got fucking hugely fat trying to eat the diet of a guy with enough testosterone in his body to kill a bull elephant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbL3exebJ4c

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>>40688972
>If people vote for a law that leads to fat degenerates
Universal Suffrage was a mistake.

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>>40689012
>implying the reason I lift isn't literally to be a swole, post-apocalyptic homosexual warlord

>>40688972
>can't assign blame to individuals for their own actions which have foreseeable negative consequences

I'd insult your intelligence, but damn son, I don't even need to

>>40689049
U S A
U S A
U S A

>>40689049
what the fuck? what kind of moron do you have to be to watch this shit in person

>>40689060
I mean if it leads to fatties costing the government more money, and not if it leads to more fat people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEf5_3VhkB0

>>40689049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSq0PvVxMs
This is the funnier version because of the subtitles. Also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LL75jXuzcY

>>40688526
Id fucking destroy this girl sorry /fit/ guess i aint making it after all

>>40689200
i'd smash too bro

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>>40689213
Reminder that these thirsty niggers who encourage fat, obnoxious cunts are the real problem.

>>40689213
>>40689200
disgust

>>40689078
Where did you get that bit before warlord? I think you are projecting

>>40689078
gotta get that protein somehow am I right?

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>>40689200

>>40689307
Just walk away.

>>40689078
Just walk away and we will spare your lives

*rolls eyes @ this thread*

your all just beta loser virgins who cant handle a REAL, THICC woman with REAL curves

*drops mic and snaps fingers*

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>>40689200
show some restraint, man

>>40688218
weight loss is about 80-90% diet so technically she's right

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>>40689396
I just don't know whats wrong with me my tinder is like an online cattle auction, I'd only date a slim QT though

>>40689200
Dudeee...
I get liking thicc chicks but that shit is straight up disgusting.

>>40689200
wait until the smell hits your nostrils

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>>40688649
>post-apocalyptic society will only be like mad max because of the barter system
>there wont be unequal gender roles typical of almost all agrarian societies

>>40688079
KEK
E E
KEK

>>40688649

> The apocalypse will be my femminist fantasyland where obese freebleeding vaginas rule everything uwu

God why

>>40689194
>Obama wasn't born in the U.S.
kek

I've been called a fat shamer for the first time today, just because I commented under a pic of someone saying they feel bad about their weight. I tried to be as polite as possible but to them a polite advice is the same as calling them fuckin landwhales
>>40688433
Only 5 years?? Jesus christ. And they say female privilege doesn't exist.

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>>40689078
witnessed!

>>40689973
I remember this episode! She was absolutely pathetic. She had a juggalo tattoo and her boyfriend had juggalo stuff all over their car, so I shouldn't have expected much. She blamed her weight gain on her abusive parents and then she left her kids with the same parents because she was too selfish to put down the fork.

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>>40689973
Jesus fuck, haven't laughed this hard in a while. Is this My 600lb life, and if so, what episode?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM7X_heGlKs

>>40690244
>her boyfriend
How the fuck thing like that gets a boyfriend ?

>>40690251
That is My 600-lb Life. I think it's Nicole's story from the current season.

>>40690266
Pathetic juggalos find other pathetic juggalos.

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>>40690266
>How the fuck thing like that gets a boyfriend ?
See >>40689200 and >>40689243
Pathetic fucks with no standards

>>40687992
I'm cutting and I always read fph at meal times. Works like a charm desu

>>40690302
But how low your standards have to be to hbe with someone that does not resemble human anymore...
jesus she look like some rpg monster.

>>40690263
>all that fake laugh/gasp/yell track bullshit

Fucking awful, man. They even put music over the "your face god damn it!" clip, Why?

https://youtu.be/NxRpWpNGEl8

>>40690302
>not shagging everything life throws your way
whoa boys we got one of them homosexuals up in here

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>>40690428
>if you don't fuck landwhales you are gay

Back to tumbler with you.

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>>40690428
I respect my dick bruh.
I'd never fuck a landwhale. I'd rather just fap.

>>40690482
no u

>>40688333
No. You are wrong.


You can in fact have a horrible diet and lose weight.

>>40690482
Plz be fake
Plz be fake
Holy fuck plz be fake

>>40688549
It does if you were going to drown that ice cream anyways.

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>>40690507
u

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>>40690482

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>>40689973

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>>40690556
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>>40689973
I will never understand how human being can end up like that ..

I was 350 lbs at 6'4" at my heaviest and i felt and looked like shit, i simply CANT picture weighing twice that.

>>40690556
upstairs*
that person is clearly going up the stairs

>>40687424
Back in the day, people were going to circus to see the fattest men in the world doing silly shit.
Now they can either go outside or check some webcams for the same shit.

>>40690593
maybe they are going back to their pc after reseting it?

>>40690593
>"""""person""""

>>40690556
I think the blob in this episode was actually a Tumblrina. She has a big Instagram following now.

>>40688079
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't fat people actually GOOD for health care costs because they die sooner?
Like aren't a large amount of costs from the pricey treatment that 90+ year olds have to use?

>>40690654
But they wont die sooner.
They will need medical attention sooner and they will get it, potentialy catching any serious dieseases like heart failure etc and they will be kept alive by modern medicine.

>>40690592
>Non muscular women with abs.

HNNNNNG

>>40690654
no that's what healthcare is for. Healthcare costs go up because SOMEONE has to pay for obesity and obesity-related diseases. Those pricey treatments are more likely to come from treating fat people than people who are healthy enough to live to 90+

>>40690593
Or maybe she's going down backwards because them she can use her arms to help herself.

I very clearly remember this one, it's that one chick that did get thinner.

>>40690764
>non-muscular
she is clearly on anavar and probably tren, probably been roiding for 2, maybe 3 years. after another year or so she'll look like a man. Look at those massive thighs.

>>40688649
Author should watch Zombieland
https://youtu.be/RW4ADt4YSy0?t=18s

>>40690774
no one is healthy when they're 90+....

>>40690796
Some people are relatively healthy.

You know what they all have in common ?
THEY ARE NOT FAT.

t. someone working in healthcare.

>>40690818
>someone working in healthcare.
Greentext some for us then. I love you guys for the horrific stories you bring.

>>40690833
Its not murrican healthcare so i dont have anything horrible about fat people.

All i can say - yes there are some healthy 90yo people.
None of them are fat, on the contrary - every patient with early dementia, alzheimer or disabled in some way is either obese or overweight.

>>40690788
>Look at those massive thighs.
>Implying I wasn't already

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>>40689420
>cattle auction

Nigga, I've been at that point too and all what I got from it is bad memories and chlamydia.

>>40687353
>no donut
>no pizza
>no jalapeño cheddar bread

Shit tier bread list there pal

>>40688526
>verge of obesity
she's clearly morbidly obese

>>40690796
Is English not your first language? "healthy enough to live to 90+" implies a baseline level of healthiness that doesn't mean they're spry and full of youth. That baseline is still MUCH better than your average obese lardass considering if you live to 90+ you haven't died of cancer, diabetes, heart attacks, etc. which are all associated with fat.

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>>40690871
>every patient with early dementia, alzheimer or disabled in some way is either obese or overweight.
IT'S TIME

>>40690978
pls no
I hate that fat bitch for existing and i hate you for posting that

>>40690592
Who is this fluid druid?

>>40690978
Dont forget the fact that older fatties cant move so they eat more, so they often have diarrhea or shit more and they have to be cleaned.

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>>40688649
>2020
>German economy finally collapses unable to support leaching migrants
>They elect a charismatic new leader
>He promises to stabilize economy through any means necessary
>Something happens
>WW3
>Human rights are more or a suggestion at this point
>Nukes
>Winter
>The men not ground to a muddy blood puddle in trenches or shot are a rarity now
>With no one to produce the fuel needed for transport and production of goods things get even harder
>Food was already scares during the war but now its getting real bad
>Growing shit is off the table because radioactive dust is a thing that kills
>Fat are as rare as unicorns
>In fact with chicken gone people start seaming as a viable source of sustenance

On the bright side since I'm in europoor I'll be dead long before I get to enjoy the horrors of post war "civilization"

>>40688952
The point is that it shouldn't be but it is because of bullshit government regulations. We don't live in a perfect world where your right.

>>40691046
>people start seaming
What?

>>40687353
I'M TRIGGERED

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u mad /fit/

>>40691046
turkroaches are gonna start ww3 and it's gonna be great

>>40690520
Of course you can, but that doesn't change the fact that it's *far* easier to lose weight by making changes to your caloric intake than it is to try outlifting a bad diet.

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the amount of weight I lost last week is exactly the same as the weight of my toaster

>>40690520
>You can in fact have a horrible diet and lose weight.
sure, I guess if you weigh 800 pounds than eating 3 junk food meals a day you could still lose weight.
either you're retarded or you're being intentionally obtuse.

>>40691381
it's a sign. you must augment the toaster to your body.

>>40691448
toasty buns?
hot pecs?
I dunno what to go for here

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>>40687322
>caffs 37"
mirin hard af

>>40691464
you're going to have to make a personal judgement call until you can lose the weight of two toasters.

>>40691480
>no edit where the fatty on the right calls the nigger a nigger
>with the caption that's what you get for blindly accepting people

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>>40690978

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>>40691480
>an everyday feminism comic
by far the best part.

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>>40688547

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>>40691480
>>40691509

>>40691636
I like it

>>40691480
>>40691636

What font is it written in? Might make an edit

>>40687353
where's the fucking zucchini bread

>>40691686
No idea, I used the ones I use for translating mangos. But it's slightly different.

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>>40691636
wait, so her inner self knows the problem and as we all know she does not listen to herself, when it comes to health. But her inner self shouts "nigger", too ... so not only she denies the truth about her current health state, but also is a racist?

feminism. not even once.

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>>40690592
i would utterly annihilate this woman. i swear. if i saw her in real life my benis would instantly start a rebellion

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>>40687353
you're fucking stupid if you honestly believe this chart

>>40689060
If by Gay she means lesbians, she is probably right.

>>40687322
There was a point in time where in some South American jungle there was a cocoa tree that bore fruit which contained a seed.

A pure and innocent seed.

It passed through the hands of many men who processed it and changed it in many ways. It lost little parts of itself all along the way until finally some of its parts ended up in this one bottle.

This acursed bottle.

This forsaken bottle with which this scum of the earth would smear God's innocence all over her foul and sullied figure.

This beast.

In its ignorance and hubris it has already renounced one of God's greatest gifts. The body of life.

As if it werent enough.

Now it insults the gifts provided through nature and man's hard work.

Fool thyself not. There will be a reckoning. All things will be settled.

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>>40688790

>>40691997

top jej

>>40689954
To be fair, getting on the sex offender registry fucks your shit up for life anyway.

>>40691997
>>40692029

Is there something fucked up with mobile? Everytime someone replies to me its samefagged.

>>40690521
yea looked up reverse rape. not a thing

>>40689973
This is just sad, those kids aren't going to have a mum soon, she's making them suffer through her actions.

>>40691046
Humans bounce back.

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>>40687322
femanon here

went to burger king to get my morning coffee (fuck you, caffeinefag and loving it). i walk up to the counter and see the new "EGGNORMOUS BREAKFAST BURRITO". It's probably 2000 calories by itself. The woman taking my order is a giant ball of lard. She has that disgusting thing where like moles are forming all over the flap between her chin and her collarbone. It looks like a small jabba the hutt's mouth is underneath her face. I casually make a joke with her that sometimes I wish I could get lost in the desert and starve for a while so I could eat something like that guilt-free. She says "You're so tiny though!". I'm 5'8" and 130 pounds, and still trying to actively lose.

Do you ever think about how the average american is the fat chick? How she constitutes a "normal" person in the first world now? Someone with so little self control that they allow themselves to become so big that none of their ancestors would probably even recognize her as a human? Shit disgusts me desu. People need to stop coddling fat people and call them out for being subhuman for not just eating less so that they can fucking WALK AND BREATHE like a normal person and not drain resources on our society. I've had people at my office call out sick because of dizziness from their BEETUS. Fuck you. Eat healthy and lose weight you stupid fuck. God I can at least respect slightly chubby people, at least they look like they could have existed in the middle ages.

>>40688988
You eat it. Get fat. But not because the chocolate because it had boiled out all calories

>>40690978
sometimes i think trigger warnings wouldn't be such a bad idea to implement on 4chan

>>40690654

>because they die sooner

That's the problem. They should die sooner, but modern medicine keeps them alive.

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>>40692398
LOL shut up

>>40687723
What store needs to offer free smells? A florist?

>>40692497
Jimmy Johns

Serious answer btw

>>40687322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_5zkgkHoQ

>>40692398
London etc

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>>40690978

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>>40690302

If men never, ever had sex with or even paid romantic attention to fat women, I wonder if they'd all lose weight?

>>40688649

Fatties during an apocalypse would be the funniest thing, ever. They'll be waddling away from danger, they'll finally have to get off their asses and quit being lazy, stealing food will get them killed, and they'll find out that weight loss really is as easy as eating less food. Some real schadenfreude potential there.

>>40692398

Lel everyone is going to get mad at you because you said "femanon here."

Anyway, it's probably because fast food is both addictive and it's everywhere, and widely advertised. If people aren't consciously trying to eat healthy, it's easy to grab fast food and junk food and gain a ton of weight.

Restaurants are the worst by far. Every fatty I know eats out CONSTANTLY. Several times a week, they're always ordering pizza, grabbing burgers, and drink a "coffee" from starbucks every morning.

Not trying to be rude, but lurk moar and try to avoid mentioning your gender unless it's 100% relevant.

>>40687322
>THYROID
>CHILDREN

BULL
SHIT

>>40692398
I'm in love with you. Can we talk sometime?

>>40692398

>bk to get coffee

Oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>40692026
FUCK I missed that comic.

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>>40687353
I work in a bakery and HOLY FUCK BANANA BREAD ISN'T BREAD REEEEEEEEE! IT'S TECHNICALLY A PASTRY YOU STUPID FUCK THERE'S NO YEAST IN IT! IF THE RISING AGENT IS EGGS OR AN ACID ONLY IT'S NOT FUCKING BREAD.

>>40692676
I might guessing it's America, they have shit coffee everywhere so may as well get something that's quick and relatively cheap.

>>40692026
holy shit this is funny

>>40692710
Woah, chill out baker boy. You should get some rest, I know you gotta be up at 4am tomorrow to start work.

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>>40692398
>femanon here
Why do you do this? Nobody really cares either way. It didn't contribute to the story at all, and it doesn't suddenly make what you have to say any more or less important than what everyone else has to say. So just don't say it.

Faggot.

>>40690592
red hair, red flag

>>40690359
I don't know senpai, my Japanese Weeaboo animes showed me monster girls could be attractive. It's just that fatties are ugly while still being just human.

>>40688738
>Call me Ishmael

>>40692734
More of an indictment of BK desu. McDonald's coffee isn't completely terrible if you want something passable and super cheap. BK's is trash.

Coffee is coffee though, I'm drinking it for the caffeine if I'm going to a drive thru. If I want good coffee it'll be with friends at a real coffee house.

>>40692398
haha femanon i'm 5'9 and 110lb are you jelly

>>40692840
B-but she takes care of herself.

Those crazy marxists never do it, do they?

Zoe Quinn and that Chinese chick from the cancel Colbert military sniper campaign got fat as fuck the moment they started getting money.

They hate effort and self improvement, so to me that's not a red flag at all.

>>40691381
Why the fuck are you weighing your toaster

>>40687353
DELETE THIS BAIT REEEEEEEEEE

>>40692398
It was unnecessary to tell us that you're a woman. Tits or gtfo.

>>40687411
Pol was right again

>>40692734
the pacific northwest has pretty godtier coffee desu kouhai-kun.

>>40690654
better for social security but no not health care costs. iirc here in bongland 10% of the nhs' budget is now dealing with diabetes

>>40692065
more so than being in jail for more than 5 years?

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just stumbled on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz43SuHWKmA

>>40687353
>Putting india high up on a list that isn't for poo
>Putting france twice like they didn't get bread cucked
>Not liking bread you nut in

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>>40692398

>type 1 diabetic since 18
>type 2 is the standard in murika
>mfw someone finds out I'm diabetic and says "but how come you're not fat"
I have to explain this fucking condition so often.

>>40688433
"overwhelming evidence"
lol

>>40688079
Why has nobody started this company already?

>>40687708
i-is that blood?

>>40688433

>five years

Fucking ridiculous. Or are they cutting her slack because she apparently has Down's Syndrome?

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>>40688549

>six hour workout
>eat a gallon of ice cream

Fucking gains bro, assuming six hours wasn't spent on the elliptical.

>>40693384
If you spent six hours on the elipitical you'd work your ass long enough that your glutes should grow

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>>40687322

How the myth of a skinny selfie is perpetuated.

>>40687353
>bagel
>top tier

fuck off kike

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>>40690978
Holy fuck

>>40689078
I feel ya bro!
I'll be right there with you!
No homo

>>40687617
First time in a long time I've laughed at anything related to family guy

>>40687411
I suggest 5 grams of DNP for this one, it'll work wonders.

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>>40692204
>>40690521
https://twitter.com/donovanpaisley/status/675671226463817729?lang=en
Yeah, it was posted by a troll account. Pic related, another troll post by him.

>>40690978
Fat people should be placed in work camps. And insane people should be shot.

>>40687689
WHY

>>40692026
Thanks for reminding me I've been missing out a song on my workout mix.

>>40692651
>>40692643
>>40692494
>>40692791
>>40693079
Do you all have 2 seconds of short term memory? If she hadn't mentioned that she's a female, it would have been a strange story about a 5'8" 130 lbs manlet being called tiny by an overweight burger king cashier.

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>>40692651
>>40692791
>>40693079
Sorry, i thought this was /fit/ and not /v/. Are you niggers retarded? The only other boards with more women are maybe /co/ and /cgl/

i only mentioned it because if I said I was 5'8" and 130 pounds in any other context, everyone would've started spouting shrimp manlet memes and it probably wouldn't have occurred to anyone that i have a cunt.

you know im right

>>40692676
Literally just the closest place to my office that sells coffee

>>40692872
Yes, I am as a matter of fact. My goal weight is 120. If I was 110, I could eat shit for a week and not feel guilty.

>>40693278
I fucking hate going to a hospital for anything and seeing a dozen fatass mouthbreathing baby boomers sitting there on their phones waiting to get an insulin prescription. Fucking die if you're going to be such unhealthy useless shits.

>>40688979
What about that fudge denotes "deno(sic) horse"?

>>40689961
MEDIOCRE BUZZSAW

>>40692955
Suey Park was hot as fuck senpai, it's sad she got fat, although she's not that fat afaik. Zoe Quinn did become a hambeast, not like she was ever attractive though.

>>40693358
No it's poo poo

>>40687708
how does that-but anatomically...oh god

>>40688952
i think youre not allowed to discriminate on anything about their appearance and medical conditions too
if not, someone start an insurance co.

>>40692398
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>40692398
>femanon here

aren't you a special snowflake

>>40688526
Would passionately make love to

>>40693859
I like to study these people's bodies in detail, then close my eyes and imagine living as them, then run to exhaustion. It is incredibly relieving.

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>>40690978
i read this one every time to keep me on track and i have never been fat also fuck you for making me revisit that hell

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>>40687411
>Metabolically disprivileged

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>>40690978

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>>40693597
>tfw you won't sit on my face and ride it until my cheeks and ears are soaked.

>>40689213

She'd fucking smash you.

>>40687689
>tonykornheiser.jpg

>>40687708
>3 legs
>the weird double shirt
i don't understand this image.

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>>40687353
>Corn bread not top tier

Guaranteed the creator of that image has never had good moist cornbread.

Same goes for pretzel not being top

Ezekial bread and flour tortillas can fuck right off

>>40694704
i'd be more afraid for my neck if a Morbidy obese was on my face.

>>40690978
There is no god

>>40693188
if you have any ambitions in life, yes

>>40687617

Reminds me of Samoa Joe's theme

https://youtu.be/NONOZGGejb8

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>>40695016
>fatties
>having ambition beyond stuffing their faces and diddling more children

>>40693524
>cannot tell if edgy or actual brother in arms

>>40687781
Aawww man. I've been eating keto since late January and haven't touched a carb since, once I get to my goal I'm going to have a carb day and get my girlfriend to make me a big batch of banana bread, she makes really good banana bread.

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>>40690978
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40693524
ican get behind the first half of that

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>>40691262
made me chuckle [spoiler]bro[/spoiler]

>>40689420
How is life in Milwaukee?

>>40691046
Skeletons always look like they are having so much fun

>>40693079
>>40692791
>>40692494
>>>/b/
on /fit/ we actually tolerate women you newfags

>>40695252
It's because we can't stop smiling.

>>40687411

That thread is still up and he gets fucking ROASTED ALIVE
>inb4 shoah
in the comments, it's fantastic

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THIS IS A FUCKING VIDEO

>>40688988
Burn it, throw it away

>>40688988
water has the most calories in fudge so if you boil out all the water all the calories go away, simple

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>>40695314
You don't speak for anybody here, you thirsty faggot. You and people like you are the reason women are complete shit these days.

>>40688312
its not a meme you idiot lmao, I went from 280>200 just from dieting and laying in my bed all day. it's so easy to lose weight unless you're a food addict.

>>40695515
women have never changed you delusional seacow. You and your autistic MGTOW friends did when you started believing women owe you dates and sex.

>>40688988
delusional fatties believe because it weighs 10% of what it used to before it was boiled it has 10% of the calories. they cannot into calorie counting

>>40695314
> my beliefs represent the beliefs of the entire board

Lolno

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>>40691636
i laffed

>>40690978
Welp, guess I'm gonna continue my fast after all.

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>>40694886
what

>>40691808
it's an edit you DINGDONG

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THE BOIL LEG GUY IS GONNA BE ON THIS WEEK'S 600 POUND LIFE

I wonder if he picks at them and eats the scabs?

>>40694886
Is that a fat tranny or what?

>>40695795
When is that on? Thursday? How are they going to fix him if he can't walk? I think his feet will just rot off

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>>40695102
>eating keto since late January
>I started in February
>mfw no carbs until at least late July

I feels bro, I feels
That carb day is going to be like a compression of my my Christmases as a kid

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>>40695795
Did they blur it out??
I want to see the disgusting dammit.

>>40695850
No, she doesn't look like a tranny. Considering the very thin chin hair, she probably just has PCOS and uses it as an excuse to be a whale instead of making tons of gains with the extra testosterone in her system. MUH CONDISHUNS

>>40687322
classic:

http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/my-big-fat-fabulous-life-whitney-way-thore-body-shamed-124775/photos/whitney-thore-9-228704

Calculated my TDEE would be ~2500, which seems high but whatever... So I've been at 1500 for a while, so how much weight loss is 1000 below TDEE? How is this calculated?

>>40695795
is the white on his legs puss? cream? either way good lord how can you even get halfway to this point and not try to make a change?

Nurse fag checking in, told a few stories about fat fucks in my facility. Being I live in the north east we are prepped to get snowed in here. Always amused how everyone of my coworkers slowly get fat and got no clue how it happens. They all came to work tonight with big ass Starbucks milkshakes and bags of chips and shit. Meanwhile I'm drinking ice water and packed a 500 cal dinner i'm gonna nuke in a bit. They always ask me how I stay in shape which is funny because i'm DYEL as fuck. About to hit the PT room to get in a body weight workout and get paid for it.

>>40696085
A pound of fat is 3500 calories. It will take you 3 and a half days to lose a pound at a 1000 calorie defecit.

Read the sticky, all of that information is in there

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Does any anon know the streaming site that use to get linked 3-4 years ago that was just a bunch of 300lb+ women scarfing down junk food in bed? I wanted to make some webms but I can't remember the link.

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>>40693097
>Pol was right again

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>>40690978

>>40695412
link or please explain where i can find it. im retarded

>>40689973
This image makes me feel happy

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>>40696189

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>>40696330
I'm kind of a n00b, but whats bad about crossfit?

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>>40689973
>>40696391

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>>40696400
>what bad about cross-

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>>40696400
a

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>>40696400
b

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>>40696400
c

>>40696411
>>40696421
I almost broke my neck watching that holy fuck

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>>40696400
d

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>>40696442
e

>>40696440

>>40687322
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>40696400
f

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>>40696400
g

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>>40696400
h

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>>40696400
i

>>40696472
got the point, no need to go through the whole alphabet. Thanks for the cringe.

>>40694704
>getting your mouth anywhere close to fattass vagina

Fucking why

>>40696353

Search "eliezer yudkowsky diet" on google; it was the first result for me

>>40696435

Kipping pullups are different to strict pullups, faggot. Just like strict press and push press, deadlifts and romanian deadlifts.

>>40696686
>googoo gaga

>>40696430
Isn't this pretty standard axel shoulder press form?

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>>40696459
Functional patterns guy isn't crossfit. Just as cringe, though.

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>>40696400
Crossfit combines a lot of elements from many different athletic disciplines into one mix in an attempt to create a "jack of all trades" fitness style.

It fails miserably in it's attempt. Ammong many other things Crossfit:
>invents exercises that are stupidly dangerous and prone to injury such as >>40696421 and >>40696459

>has a complete disregard for proper form for most or all exercises as seen in >>40696430 and >>40696435 with the objective of convincing people they are making stupendous progress while actually making none at all. This also makes people much more prone to injuries

>advertises itself extremely hard with a fuckton of merch, advertisements and literal shilling on the internet
>the people who practice it range from DYELs to pompous retards who become fanatics of Crossfit

Finally, it is a fucking scam, Crossfit itself is a brand which sells it's name to gyms and trainers and offers nothing in return since whichever retard who becoems a Crossfit "trainer" can make his own program and pricing anyway

>>40694704
Why does he wear the mask?

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>>40691262
>she's mad that she got the fucking of a lifetime for hours at a time
Dude wtf if a girl rode my peepee for three hours and she didn't cum i wouldn't be mad at her I'd be self concious.

>>40695515
... This is painful to read.

>>40694934
You forgot one Andrew Martinez

>>40696300
Stop lying. You just want to get off watching pigs face deep in the trough. Fuck off you feeder.

>>40690789

god i loved that movie