>Mom found the supplement stash
she wants to fuck
>Mom found the poop dumbbell
>mom
lmao fucking Americans
>mom found the cum sock
>mom found my towels
>mom found my needles
>dad found the scream jar
>>40583878
this thread was fucking epic
>grandma found the diarrhea canisters
>mom found the cum smoothies
>gf found the squat plugs
>>40584031
how many grams of proton per serving?
>>40583945
>>40583878
anyone have screenshots?
>>40584000
>champion of Nurgle.jpg
>>40584094
Seconded
>Mom finds 7 gallons of milk in my fridge
>anon, what are these?
>um w-well gotta eat big to eat bi- I mean get big r-right?
>>40584536
Thirdeded
>>40582145
>not the cumbell (aka barbelle)
>throw cum toiletpaper under bed, near the wall
>dog crawls under bed and pulls it all over the floor
>mom finds it
>mom found the cum bucket
>i was going to drink it today
she drained it in the sink, fucking GAINS GOBLIN
>>40583878
does.. does that.. does that count as his child?
>>40584536
>>40585203
>>40584094
>>40585501
t-thank
>>40585501
>>40585448
>having shit-tier pets
lel