FPH GENERAL - SPRING UNHIBERNATION EDITION

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>op not contributing

>>40572792
>>>/fit/

>>40572952
Pictures of fat people coupled with jabbaspeak will never not be funny.

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>>40572820

>>40572802
>bread is a healthy breakfast

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>>40572495

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>THICCfags want this

>>40573251
???

Even with heavy cream I don't see how that would be 2500 cal. Even a big bowl of special k would be like maybe 300? And a banana is like 100. Cream is over 2000 calories?

>>40573364
>cream 1000kcal
>jam another 1000kcal

>>40573236

Beat me to it, anon.

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Happ bed today
>be like you don't have
>sit down with a little bit of a problem with your blood
>start with the British
>keep going out with the British
>British won't stop being dead
>shit
>panic
>decided that the British weren't even worth the risk
>drop the British
<suddenly I'm going with my sister to get a new boyfriend because she is always there for me
>wake up to the British government on the bench
>"do you think you can get the same name as you are not sure if you're the British?"
>hospital says I'm sorry for being so fat, now I have to do community service for the next two years

Never fuck UP gym days

>>40573236
2 slices of bread surely are healthier than a fuckton of sausages, bacon, a whole fucking loaf of bread and, I'm guessing, eggs.

>>40573415
haha so random xD epic!

>>40573442
The fuck are you memeing about?

>>40573415

What the flying fuck is this shit?

>>40573236
that's a very modest breakfast at approx 150kcals if there's nothing in that coffee.

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>>40573415
Wat

>>40573415
Did you ever take that water test that involved you getting into water but your sister didn't have to take off her pants?

>>40573527

kek

>>40573415
How many times did you send this through Autist Translate?

>>40573364
Its a huge bowl, he has at least 300 gram of cornflakes that is 1100calories.
100ml of double cream have 500 calories, they come in 200-500ml packages lets assume he uses 200ml thats another 1000
raspberry jam 50g has another 150calories.

So yeah 2500 calories is a good estimate

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>someone mentions thin shaming
>make this reply

lel

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Anyone here have any survival stories?

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>>40572495
Hey guys, one of my rare times on /fit/ and would really appreciate a bit of advice
What to about thtis? I'm not even fat and I'm not too much of a manlet either

>>40573469
You forgot the butter.

>>40573441
>>40573469
>fell for the "wheat is ok" meme

>>40575168
I recently found a before/after image of when I was a 200+ hambeast to 110

It's pretty outdated but it's my personal success story

>>40575272
Btw I was referring to the red mark there.
Obviously in bright light like this it doesn't look like much but it's really nagging at me
Fucking hate it, even if I do a few hours of sport a week

>>40575272
1. You are definitely fat, you're just around bigger fat people all the time so you think you're not.

2. Lose weight, that's all you can do.

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>>40575399
Am I really? I think I look fairly slim when looked on the side?
Or am looking at it the wrong way? somewhere?

>>40575415
are you blind? i dont want to be a cunt but you need some tough love dude. if it jiggles its fucking fat and you CLEARLY jiggle try pinching your stomach and see how much fat you feel.

>>40575415

I don't think you're fat fat, but you have ihgh body fat. Maybe try lowering that and the stripe on your belly might go away.

>>40575435
>>40575443
Ok cheers guys, I really didn't want to see it apparently

Because I do a lot of sport, anyway.

I guess it's time to lose it all

>>40575415
Stop eating carbs and do cardio and you'll lose that belly.

>>40575535
Ironicaly I'm eating pizza
Don't usually though

>>40575582
sure

>>40575632
It's true though :(
Y u not belieb

>>40573236
>le bread is the devil meme

Stop being such an autist. You can eat bread in moderation and still be fit.

>>40575272
Put down the fork x f
Seriously man, just find your TDEE and count calories, its easy after a week or two

>>40575317
Post pic

>>40572495
what's her tattoo say?

>>40573527
Fuck didn't see that story in years. Masterfully crafted shitpost.

>>40576256
It's been getting posted in /fit/ humor a lot lately causing people to reference it every chance they get.

>>40573257
kys thiccfags

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Don't you hate it when the prettiest of girls let themselves go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7yrB8N6b5w

>>40576543
I went look her up. I cant find a picture of her ever not being fat.

>>40572688
>13538 calories daily
that's maintenance for someone who's 800 pounds according to my rough calculations

>>40576628
Yeah, they just do well covering it up sometimes.

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Personally, this is my favourite source of FPH https://www.instagram.com/chooselifewarrior she claims that when she was normal sized she was ''on the brink of death''

>>40572495
I wonder if/how she shaves her armpits

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>>40575504
I gagged reading that

>>40575504
>>40576709
>a
>chicken
not
>some
>chicken
but rather
>A
>chicken

>>40573257
She got that hank hill ass

>>40576709
Is that Saint Fatty?

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>>40572495

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>>40572495
Based Milo

>>40576824
when you have so much APT a kid can ride you like a horse

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>>40572495
She can do ultra low bar squats on her ass.

>>40575696
you can have cancer in moderation and still be alive

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>>40572495
What does he think when he looks in a mirror?

What she's the wife think when she looks at him?

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>>40576723
>Not having whole chickens

Please never let these threads die, they're the only thing that's consistently motivated me to lose weight

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>>40575504
these are the same people complaining that healthy food is too expensive, yet they feast on deli shit like that for breakfast

ma boy bill has it all figured out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zdUon17y-Q

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>>40572495

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>>40576869
This is fake, right?

>>40573257
I would, and I'd enjoy every minute of it.
>ywn imagine my girthy throbbing 7 inch dick splitting that chunky whore like firewood
>ywn be disgusted and jealous of my repeated BBW conquests
>ywn hate-fap to the thought because deep down you like fatties.

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>>40576884
Here's the other one I have.

>>40576907
Yes, I will gladly never do any of those things.

>>40573251
Just, the look of disappointment on his face. I feel for him, he genuinely thought he was eating healthy

>>40573257
Fat everywhere except the ass lmao

>>40576918
jesus fucking christ

how can you fuck up so bad you become a fucking sofa

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>>40576854
Me too anon. Want to have a donut?

>>40575582
>>40575415
>>40575272
ANON eats PIZZA and jerks off to STACY while YOU lift weights for 5 HOURS and get your SCOOPS

Seriously though, read the sticky. If you look at the percentage of overweight and obese people by country - it's rising and "normalizing" in a sense. You may be around fatter people, but that doesn't mean you're not fat yourself. I hope you take the first step to making it, then take another step and keep going

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>>40572495
Why do people do this.

>>40573257
No, no we don't.

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>>40572495

>>40576851
Holy shit that guy has a THICC NECK

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>>40576830
It's not just APT
It's a genetic feature called "Steatopygia"
It occurs in some sub-Saharan African tribes, and now evidently their descendants

>>40572792
She was so ugly it turned him gay

>>40576968
This hamplanet defies explanation
There are fatter people than her but none of them have that fucking forehead paunch
What the fuck

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Is anorexia bullshit?

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>he doesn't want this

???

>>40573415
Oh god it's finally happening I'm having a fucking stroke.

>>40576824
>I can show you the world

>>40577046
Definitely not, I had a friend who was 50 lbs and couldn't walk because she had barely eaten in like 3 weeks. Although there definitely a lot of fatties who think anorexia is eating the recommended caloric intake for once in their lives.

>>40576992
It's really sad what happened to the hotentot venus

>>40576836
T H I C C
H
I
C
C

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I know this one has been posted recently but it's still to good not to be here.

>>40573257
HIGH TEST

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>>40576884

>>40576961

mirin lats

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>>40576968

>>40576829
hahaha
too bad milo is literally retarded

>>40576968
Tammy is functionally retarded tho. She probably has a sub-90 IQ, no joke

>>40576684

We're reaching levels of self absorption that shouldn't be possible.

>>40578139
She looks like a 90s video game villain

>>40576961
how do i enter scarab beetle mode?

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>>40578569

Nothing moves the Blob!

>>40575168
as someone who recovered from bulimia, usually you have to get fat first because your metabolism is so fucked up and you cant exercise without it bringing up bad habits. For me I had to gain weight and then learn how to be healthy. Most people who recover get fat and then fit.

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>>40578595
I wanna fuck that cat man.

>>40576968
give me the quick rundown

>>40578616
holy shit I love this comic, I can see it triggering some fatties looking so fat-positive in the first panel.

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a classic

>>40575504
>very inspiring
Jesus

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>>40575504
>a chicken
>dem wasted proteins
I crie ebrytime

>>40576851
oh shit it's a fucking toad

>>40576869
>>40576918
son
i am couch

>>40575504
Why is everything "inspiring" to fatties? You're so inspiring, your words are inspiring, your cloths or makeup is inspiring. Do they hate themselves so much that they have to think of everything they do as some uplifting event?

>>40577089
even the shooped version is fairly fat pear mode

>>40577089
Would fuck shooped thicc twins

>>40578616
>cat man
That's Nightcrawler you fucking fool

>>40575392
A few hours of sport? Egads Jiminy what do you play? Cricket?

>>40572802
To be fair, she could be talking about her face.

Both of those women were born with just once chance at life and they were born ugly.

My brother's wife (just married last year) just had a miscarriage. She gained probably 50 pounds since the wedding.

I tried being sympathetic, saying whenever we go out I'll pay for any salad she eats. Didn't really come out as a great thing to say. But whatever, don't see myself spending a lot in that regard anyway.

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>>40575504
>Bask In It

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>>40578861
> Inspiration: Stay true to your cut or fuck this SJW ****

>>40578861
This is legitimately one of the most objectively naturally ugly (as in not disfigured by injury) people I've ever seen in my entire life. Talk about rolling snake eyes in genetics.

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>>40578879
> “This was the dream in which I saw a shoggoth for the first time, and the sight set me awake in a frenzy of screaming.” (“The Shadow over Innsmouth,” 1931)

>>40578887
>that ass on the right

dayum

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>>40578887
> How do you get people to protect themselves from something they don't believe in? (The Blob 1958)

>>40575504
>eat it all with a friend
If you say so

>>40572769
I What I'm more confused about is how are it's calves so small carrying around all that lard. Usually hams haves better calve than that.

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>>40578904
> Remember, not finding this attractive is also epar

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>>40578915
> “I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no mouth. And I must scream.”
― Harlan Ellison, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream

>>40578860
Openly told my fiancee that if she got fat I'd leave her. Feels good not being a fucking cuck.

I'd happily give away half of material wealth to no longer be forced to be near a fat girl. Fuck that.

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>>40578936
> Endl

>>40576968
>>40578631

>the marshmellows

https://youtu.be/FiKZIl4cjSc

>>40578992
FPH is probably one of the most motivational threads on /fit/. I was about to go get a deep dish from Little Ceasers but I said fuck it, one quick glance at FPH so I can chuckle on the way.

I no longer feel hungry.

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>>>/wsr/274578

>>40579024
These are the moments that truly lends these people their social value. They are the proverbial French fry grease that converts to biodiesel, the embodiment of by-products.

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>>40579089
>Poet

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>>40576851
frogtech success story

>>40577046
Underreating is worse than overeating (When you're severely underweight)

You look sickly, you're extremely weak, and extremely unhealthy.

I'm not saying you shouldn't diet if you're fat, but anorexia is very bad. Get some muscles if you're going to cut out all of the fat. At least you'll look lean and healthy as fuck.

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>>40576822
St. Fatrick cleared the emerald isle of shakes, in his honor every March McDonalds releases the Shamrock Shake.

>>40577109
i kek'd, anon. i kek'd.

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>>40576851
>This is the story of Walter White
>diagnosed with type 2 diabetes he is forced to turn to crime to pay for treatments and to leave money to his family once the disease takes his life
>using his experience as a chemist he created a new type of blue cooking lard with 5x the calories of normal lard
>taking the alias "Hamburger" he cooks his product and sells it with the help of a delinquent former student
>BREAKING BENCHES

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>>40579453
lmao, good copypasta

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>>40576851

>>40573251
Does anyone know what show this is?

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>>40578463
Well they say the best things in life are free, I guess that would probably go for the worst things too.

>>40579479
secret eaters

>>40578705
They cant point to any real, tangible benefits of being fat (like being strong, healthy, generally attractive, etc.). So, they have to look for moral support and make it seem like being fat is a great intangible, emotional benefit. Like, "you're so strong for not accepting other people's opinions of you!"

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>>40576709
>one step a ti-

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>>40576829

That is seriously a "sorry about your weight" tier joke. I love it.

>>40576961
>would you like one scoop or two?

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Every thread.

>>40579762
he's not ugly that said hes not that said he's not that attractive

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>>40579933
>he's not ugly that said hes not that said he's not that attractive

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>>40579933

>>40573527
Top kek

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>>40579882
>intuitive driving

>>40578967
that doesnt even look good, it looks dry

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>>40580263

Well donuts aren't that good

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>>40579951
>>40579976
yeah if hes not attractive or ugly hes obviously average

pic related is ugly

i think your standards are too high

>>40580323
okay never i didn't proof read my post
>>40579933

>>40578640
One of the reasons I have started eating healthier.

>>40576853
4 fried chickens and a coke

>>40577058
That shameful moment when you admit you've fapped to this camwhore

>>40578758
No....it's catman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHqbKFGyCdQ

GDC is kill

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>>40573527
>>40573567
>>40576256
>>40576329
>>40580038
>they dont have every shitpost in the history of 4chan saved on their computer

lol @ ur life m8s

>>40575582
That's not irony
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/irony

>>40580565
From what I could gather from my hours of studying this shitpost, OP was upset that he had to spend a day getting weighed on the weekend instead of spending that day actually having fun.

>>40578463
>free smells

>>40580683
explain.
the.
sisters.
hair.

why was it such a big deal?

>>40576937

>this is gonna get worse before it gets better

>>40580782
Maybe it got him all horny cause he has an insest fetish?

>>40580782
he's just autistic and added a bunch of unnecessary details to his already unnecessary post

>>40580280
That is brilliantly delusional.

>>40577715
Damn, that looks so good...

>>40576961
How does someone neglect legs AND arms?

>>40579933
Is it raining out there? It's raining in here too. As a matter of fact, it was raining all over the 100 acres woods.

>>40579191
whats the story with this guy, I saw the thread on bb but what the fuck did he do? Did he just not work out?

>>40581190
he turned in to a frog, did you not look at the fucking picture?

>>40575306
>wheat
>not rye master race

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http://imgur.com/gallery/07GTB

Look at this fucking fat piece of shit. I honestly have no fucking idea what those fat fuck have in their heads thinking that dropping WEIGHT makes them somehow better while they look EXACTLY the same and disgusting as before.

Just look at this smug fucker, lost couple of pounds and already thinking he is the shit
>fuckboy haircut
>earrings
>patchy facial hair

>>40577058
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

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>>40581190
he was eating like 12 meals a day while 90% of those meals was pic rel. Basically he was eating crap loaded with sodium which made him fat and bloated. He said he was eating one whole chicken at night but i think he was half assing his training or something because it's pretty much impossible to not make any gains at all while eating on such big surplus. I believe that he was hitting his protein needs if you combine this chicken with all that rice.

Some time after that he posted his recent pic in dreamer bul memorial thread and he looked good.

>>40578914
If all you eat is fries and chocolate you can't expect to build much muscle

>>40576851
shes had a lot of kids but the guy...

>>40578767
KEK

>>40578936
It's like a Lovecraftian horror excerpt.

>>40576961
This is what you look like if you listen to /fit/ when they say that squats are a meme

>>40575168
She's still sucking it in in the second pic. She knows deep down she's unhappy.

>>40580782
It's basically like this https://youtu.be/yovqBvSJhgA

>>40575168
>anorexia

She looked perfectly healthy before becoming El Lardo

>>40578861
She could be a goddamn Sith Lord.

>>40577046
No, but it's much rarer than most people think. Fatties will call anyone of normal size who is capable of self control anorexic, and teenage attention whores will claim to be so, thus it's a really inflated number. Real anorexics are crazy, and will usually try to hide their habits.

t. anon whose older sister was 78lbs

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Holy shit, just trying (and failing) to get on the bed made her sweat and pant like crazy.

What the hell is wrong with her boyfriend for sticking with her.

>what's your eating habit like?
>I don't have choice ... eat what's brought to me
You just specifically said you go to the supermarket so you can pick exactly the type of food you want!

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>>40573251
>two and a half thousand calories

>>40579882
Very smart post.

>>40580777
>If a fat girl wants to have sex with you, YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER

>>40578936
>Harlan Ellison
doesn't this guy have a reputation of being a huge asshole to people he doesn't know or care about.
I seem to remember he hates pandering or acting remotely nice to anyone, even little children. At one point, a little kid asked if he would like wear a silly hat to make him smile more but his answer to the little kid was 'fuck off'.

>>40582282

Why would you demand that everyone acts nice to other people's crotch fruit? Fuck off. Kids are the worst.

>>40582309
I like kids, as long as they're not mine.

>>40580561
>THIRTY fucking minutes
you gotta be kidding me with that shit fatso.

>>40576543

She was never pretty, she was always so damn ugly.

>fat
>no neck
>that face

Poor girl.

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>>40572952

>>40582312

Most people are the other way around. Other people's kids suck.

>>40581474
Dude clearly looks better after losing a lot of weight. Why hate on a dude who puts in the dedication?

>>40572769
Bodybuilding is gay us fuck who gives a shit

>>40580565
This is some foreverially tiedup tier shit.

>>40573236
>>40575696
>>40573441
>pretty hungry
>3am
>it's snack time
>search the vast cupboards high and low
>no
>Mommy hasnt been to Preteinious Maximus, my favourite protein shop with all my protein goodies tehe
>Search whole house and it's empty
>breadbin.png
>I inch towards it and I hear it's clattering and clanging inside as it violently spasms and jumps an inch in the air
>I flick it open and he's there
>It's the Gains Goblin laughing at me with a fresh loaf
>He throw little bread shurikens at me cackling
>I have no choice pretty hungy
>Gains instantly destroyed
>My 80 inch biceps of solid rune
>Gone
>My herculine bear like physique
>Gone
>tfw gains goblin transformed me into a 500lbs landwhale cause I ate bread after midnight
>Curse you gains goblin and your fresh loaf

>>40582612
>after midnight
>fresh loaf

I cast doubt.

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>>40575168
325 > 188
I ate less and went to the gym more

>>40582425
Because he's baiting

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>>40581602
I hope I get to say this one day

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>>40582732
FTFY

>>40573236
A couple pieces of bread smeared with some hummus, plus some black coffee? That's a pretty good breakfast. Though to be fair, I don't know what's on her toast, maybe nothing.

>>40582425
>Why hate on a dude who puts in the dedication
he lost weight, good for him but not good enough to post your absolutetly disgusting body on the internet, brag about weight loss and pretend to be an expert in dietetics

>>40573251
No way thats right. Not unless he used an enormous amount of jam. 100g of double cream is only 400 calories

>>40577046
It's a real disorder, just like thyroid disorders are real.

But neither are as rampant as they would have you believe.

And real anorexic people do not look like any of those before pictures, they are skin and bones, and hide that fact by covering up with baggy clothing, usually.

In the early 2000's there was a lot of propaganda made about spotting anorexia and how it's bad, which I think in part led to this attitude of "No, I love food, I eat pizza all the time, pizza is life" because teenage girls who practiced moderation were accused of anorexia by friends and family. Those trying to gain support and public education about the disorder accidentally did something much, much worse in making it seem like it was more common than it is.

>>40580777
Just setting things on yourself like you have a built in shelf...

>>40582752
Curves, not rolls.

>>40582851
I agree with most of what you're saying but what do you think anorexics look like before they starve themselves to skin and bone? You can be anorexic and not reach that stage yet, that's just when it's most obvious and the most dangerous.

>>40575168
I'm willing to bet money she was never diagnosed with anorexia nervosa. 'Anorexia' is thrown around a lot but you must be clinically underweight by a certain percentage or your diagnosis is EDNOS, much to the chagrin of the little starveling 'wannarexics'.

>>40576869
this is some really fucked up optical illusion.

>>40582282
He's a dick, I've been to a lecture/after party where he was featured. More full of himself than most authors even but he does it in such an entertaining way, it's hard to dislike him. Plus he had great stories like knocking The Shat's toupee off with the microphone boom on the set of Star Trek.

>>40576968
Super Saiyan 3

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>>40576869
>>40583015
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage

>>40573257
If you don't want a thin girl/partner, you can't call yourself a man.

>>40573257
where's smell-o-vision when you fags clearly need it

>>40581474
Post your body then, Mr. Aesthetics

>>40581474
This anon confirmed for that guy's fat friend who's now alone and bitter

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>>40575168
yeah 250-155, ate less moved more.

>>40575168
>when the bulk goes just right

>>40575168
what's the deal with fat chicks and the word "fearless"

>>40580565
>that incredibly cringy attempt at humor by the admin

>>40580782
And the lack of shower

>>40581474
So much bro science.

>>40584417
"Now doing all that is fine and dandy but want set this apart from any other was acupuncture. By going once a week in the beginning i was able to loose the weight. The acupuncture boosted my metabolic rate and increased my testosterone which helped tremendously. "


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>40584350
that skin looks TAUT
like if i took a razor and just nicked it its whole and would split open.

>>40573236
Hey fuck you buddy, bread is awesome

>>40577080
Audibly blew air out of my nose

>>40572769
>EXPERIENCE SEEKING
>ATTENTION WANTING
>SOCIAL MEDIA LIKING
>CALORIE THIEVING

>>40582642
>tattoo sleeve on a dork

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>>40576851
He is literally a Sontaran

>>40576851
>Superior white genes

>>40584350
If i ever make a game i will put in the options:
>male
>female
>mental illness


Even if that would mean i make no money at all the outrage of the SJW's will be good enough as a payment.

>>40584721
Have the icon next to the blue man and pink girl be a massively obese gray outline

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>>40579882
10/10. Fuckin saved.

>>40582476

I hope he made it.

>>40584593
Chad is literally eating loaves and loaves of white bread with Stacy while you're in the gym for 5 hours measuring your scoops down to the microgram

>>40582642
If only you were taller,then someone would love you.

>>40584350

Why does she have one of those KFC posters in her bedroom? And how did she get it?

>>40580561
i made it to minute 2, whoever decided to let this guy speak in front of an audience deserves to be executed.

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>>40581602

I love this type of shit.

>>40581962
He's clearly retarded. He proposed and everything

>>40578640
What is those black stuff? poop?

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>>40585065

Some people like the fat.

>>40582954
someone posted the before pic of her and yeah she was pretty bad

>>40582891
when I do I like to pretend I'm an otter

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>>40573257
Look at that dallas sallad

>>40583477
even his phone lost weight

>>40585183
Or that's the best he can hope for. And kekkles at that pic

>>40584986
Anybody have the one where the boyfriend shows up and he's just like "I've never seen you before in my life."

>>40585393
Kek

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>>40573236
>tfw have slices of protein bread every morning of 10 grams per piece
>get some good spread, pickles, eggs or oats

Glad bread doesn't only mean sugary wheat where i come from

>>40576918
>couchfat mode unlocked

>>40582945
The definition in the DSM requires the person to be clinically underweight to be diagnosed.

>>40577058
>profile-picture is literally a slim cick
Man, i sure do love denial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBdMq3MB4no&t=0m20s

>>40584626
>SALAD DODGING

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>>40576968
it's like she is growing a beard made of fat

>>40582828
yep
>you have to 5 times a day to keep your metalism up

>>40582642
Nice tattoos faggot

>>40584888
It's a guy

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Friendos: I have seasons 3 and what's out of 4 of the Whitney Blob Fun Time show, but where can i get seasons 1 and 2?

I'm stoned as fuck & this thread is killing me

>>40576869
>>40577089
Is this the same chick? The dress looks the same

>>40577046
>40577046
I'm not anorexic, but I did once have an infection that made me throw up anything I ate

Didn't eat properly for three weeks or so, didn't feel compelled to either

Could never understand not wanting to eat before, but I do now

>>40585685
OMG, Salad Dodgers yes. This is my new fave over Butter-Huffers.

>>40576868
I'd hit the first one tho

thicc

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>>40576851
holy shit he looks like that car survival mannequin sculpted in australia somewhere

>>40582476
I have so much hopes for this man.

Extra two reps incorporated into my routine this week.

>>40585183
Oh god, Pixiterri. I went to the same school as her but I don't really have any stories about her since she was a senior when I was a freshman.

>>40585357
DIMINISHED GLUTES

>>40580561
disturbing that we allow this guy to openly talk to a large group of people without being able to be questioned. This is in many ways a delusional speaker unfortunately who has an audience.

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>>40572802
> tfw started waking up at 5am for exercise as well

it feels fucking good god damn you have no idea

>>40585489
I eat the same bread

>>40573441
> bread
> no redeemable nutritive value
> healthier that eggs

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>>40585453

>>40577058
BRAP/10

Are there any decent fat acceptance boards/Reddits we could troll?

Any by "troll" I don't mean the retarded modern use of the term "troll" which is just an excuse for insulting and threatening people, I mean cleverly using irony to make them realise they're wrong while making it look like you're supporting them.

>>40572952
>>40572977
No matter how many times I see it I never see it coming.

>>40587592
I'd be down for this. I don't know of any, I just lurk fatlogic there and fat hate on voat to watch people rage.

>>40576543
>>40576628
>>40582344
Shes Rob Schneider's daughter, she got dealt a bad hand to be fair.

>>40575168
>visible fat in left pic
>anorexic

>>40573441
>2017
> Thinks bread is healthy

KEK

>>40581855
dude, i could probably deadlift ur sister

>>40572495
When you are fat enough to make a pool look smol.
I hate fatkini season. Indoor gym pool FTW for those no-sunburn leisurely swim days.

>>40587848
>recovering fattie
>haven't recovered to the point where I feel comfortable going within a 50 mile radius of a pool
>disgusting shits like OP "don't care" and get to enjoy themselves
I cannot adequately express this anger.

>>40587866
Just get a nice bathing suit that's actually modest and flattering until you lose more. Most people don't hate on fatties at the pool, just gross ones who either wear shit like OP (and behave like she is in the photo) or aren't hygienic.
If fat guy, idk though, they just usually wear trunks and no swim shirt and look gross.

>>40580777
decent reaction image tbqh

>>40578595
I fucking loved that game.

>>40587923
I'm a guy

With tits

The only options are to go without a shirt on and hate myself or wear a shirt in the pool and somehow that's even worse

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>>40576735

>>40579610
underrated

>>40576961
powerlifting not even once

>>40587954
http://m.swim2000.com/product/speedo-easy-long-sleeve-swim-tee-male/

https://youtu.be/nyLJsPJVBEs

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>>40587538

alright. here's some OC.

my dad suffered a stroke mid january. actually, two in the space of one week. he's currently at a rehab facility to get his mobility and other functions back. we've had concerns because some of the nurses, not all, but some, suck ass. this past thursday we had a team meeting to voice our concerns and see if we can get some improvement. in attendance were his doctors, therapists and a nurse. social worker was there too. so we all voice our concerns and my dad pipes in with a new complaint about an issue that same morning.

"so i wake up due to the curtain being drawn and all i hear is 'i've come for your blood.' so i look around and i see a huuuuge object."

so this draws everyone closer out of curiosity. so the doctor who is sitting right beside him asks "what was this huge object?"

dad - "the nurse".

i nearly died trying stifle my laughter.

>>40588451
pffff thats rich. hope yer pa doesnt die and shit buddy.

>>40579762
I was in that thread about an hour after that one was made! Shit was great.

>>40575045
of all the examples the one i love the most is the one about
>jurors more likely to convict fat women
could it possibly be that, oh i don't know, people with low self esteem, emotional issues and the inability to control themselves as regards food might also have an inability to control themselves as regards crime?
i would actually be interested if anyone has data on obesity and crime, a correlation wouldn't surprise me in the least

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>>40577058
ugh
i'm day 15 of nofap and that just drained all the horniness right out of my body. somehow it's so much worse than the actual monstrous hambeasts in the thread, i think because i know she think's it's sexy and there are enough guys who agree that she can make a living off it ew ew ewwww

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>>40576824
>tfw no STAP gf

>>40576824
Holy shit! all my keks!

>>40581474
fuck off. this board teachs fatties to be healthy, we care not about looks.

>>40582642
your face looks legit more ugly in the picture of you skinny. how the fuck did you fuck up so bad?

>>40576961

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOOOG