How could I lose to me little sister?

BRÁAAAAAAÁAPFF

Being tall doesn't actually make you that much faster. Training does though. Maybe you should try that next time.

>>40386385
Of course she can outrun you. Look at you. You look like youve never done a proper barbell routine in your life, you bug eyed bitch. You wouldnt know what being in shape meant. You rely on your youth to "stay toned" while you shovel pizza down your cum swallower. Fuck off.

>>40386385
>Doubt

>>40386445
LMFAO I actually ran track in high school and could probably outrun you easily, fucktard.

>>40386445
damn

>grown adult making $100 bet with a child

pretty sad

>>40386385
i'd burn your little sister and let her keep her hundred bucks you sick fuck

might wanna kill yourself fatty

>>40386458
>Start a thread on how completely you misjudged your own ability to run
>Brag about how you can outrun people you don't know

>the pic is me and her
Sure thing

>>40386458
your arrogance was your downfall, and i guess you haven't learnt your lesson.

>>40386385
>Ahahahha
>Look I run fast

>tfw cant outrun a kid
>tfw lil'sis has more cash than you
>tfw been running for 23 minutes still not Usain Bolt

>>40386458
Why don't you outrun a 14 year old girl before you start issuing challenges.

>>40386516
You don't understand. I was running in uggs because thats all I had with me

>>40386516
>MOM
>I roasted a retarded 20y old on teh interwebs today
>make some tendies mums
>need to celebrate

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>>40386557
>uggs

>>40386458
perhaps >>40386445 phrased it a little harsh, but this is the reality of the situation. not just for you - but for everyone in their early 20s.

everybody thinks they are strong, just like that other study on how everybody thinks they are morally superior to others, or make better decisions than others. its all self bias.

you are a very average person who may have run track in high school, but a year after you got out the only times you ran were for the bus and the occasional jog once a fortnight. within a couple months of your last high school track meet your cardiovascular health has returned to pre-running levels, but your perception of your physical health did not change. face the reality: you are now a DYEL (do you even lift) and you will be beat by younger DYELs, unless you are genetically gifted (tip: statistically, you are not, no matter how much you think so. again, self bias)

take this as a wake up call and start training, or at least understand your current declining physical state and stop making bets with children.

>>40386385
Dumb roastie attention whore. What kind of responsible adult offers up a picture of their 14 year old sister to this hive of perverts?

>>40386458
>can't outrun 14 yo girl
>thinks she can outrun a /fitizen/

Sad!

>>40386558
>white-knighting for a literal skelly gains goblin

you don't belong here

>>40386385
Post your sister looking sexy and I'll PayPal the $100

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>>40386572
>hive of perverts

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>how could I lose to me little sister
>me

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR matey I feel yer pain

>your morals will never allow you to make a thread where i attempt to be a girl on internet and get free yous

Why even live lads

>>40386385

>10/10 thread already

>>40386385
>The human body stops developing and healing fully after 20 and starts aging.

You should have passed basic biology class instead of doing SS GOMAD.

>>40386385
lol you are fucking retarded weak boi

S Y D N E Y

>it's a roleplay thread

>>>/r9k/

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>>40386600
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06DZDwcGz01

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>>40387036
This is great

>>40387036
>or 4 fathoms

Top kek

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>>40387036

>>40386466
>early twenties
>grown-up

That is hilarious. Just like 18 year olds somehow think there's a difference between them and 16 year-olds.

>>40387036
Toppest of keks :DDDD

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is this you?

>>40390945
ruh roh

>>40390945
If it is you i'd like to make a marriage proposal

>>40390945
fukin a

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>>40390945
You forgot the best part.

>I am the oldest of four girls (12, 14, and 15 years old), and I won't lie; they wish they were me

>>40391430
>I am an athlete

>>40390945
>non religious
>engineer

>>40390945
skinnyfat confirmed

>>40391430
>I would like to be an athlete.
>i wish i was as fast as my 14years old sister

>>40390945
V E R M O N T
E
R
M
O
N
T

>>40391430
>but I can back up everything I do or say

kek

>>40386605
(You)(You)(You)

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>>40390945
>>40390945
>>40390945

>>40390945
M A N C H E S T E R

>>40386445
I didn't realize op was a girl until I read this salty post, kek

>>40390945
>personality: athletic

wut does this mean
how can I train my personality

>>40386490
Kek

>>40386558
>actually defending this chick
>being this much of a white knight

>>40390945
LOOODOOOONNNOOOONNOODDDODOONNNOONNNOOOOODDDDOOONNN

>Actually paying or expecting payment on bets
Bets are just banter, pls

>>40390945
MELBOURNE

>>40386557
at least your feet must have smelled delicious

>>40395155
Look at this jew.

>>40387036
lel

>>40386385
Give me your sister's insta

>>40386385
This straddles the line of adorkable and autistic.

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>>40386385
let's see your sister's, and your pussy side by side. spread lips.

Kys.
No wonders why you use a dating site.

>>40386385
I think we can all agree that
lil sis >>>>>> OP

>>40386557
>How did I lose this race guys?
>You don't understand, I lost it because I was wearing uggs

Why the fuck did you make a thread asking then you attention whore

>>40391430
>haha

>>40386605

>>40387928
Well basic math will tell you it's 2 years anon.

>>40387036

You sound a little bit like Tyrone, nice.

>people believe this or better yet believe this after proof has been posted the op isn't in the pic

This board seems to wish every post is actually a girl.