Cheating /frauds/ generally

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morning classes are fucking gay as shit, never again

>>39889313
>>39889323

do the chicken like you normally would but you can leave it a little bit undercooked
heat a bit of oil in a dutch oven or other decent-sized pot and toss in your choice of short grain rice (jasmine for me)
toast it for 5-10mins on med-ish heat
toss the chicken in with some stock (chicken, beef, w/e tickles your pickle) and salsa (og recipe calls for salsa verde)
get it to just bubbling a lil bit and scrape the bottom because the rice is gonna want to stick to it like velcro
once it's bubbling away gently just cover and leave for 20mins

1-1.5lb chicken, 1c rice, 2c stock, 8-12oz of salsa

it's like the less autistic, better-tasting version of chicken and rice

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>>39889734
>Yea she told me but not right away
What did she say?
>but still mother fucker pisses me off who does that shit...
A beta ass fuck usually.


Where is yolo?

>>39889792
>Dutch oven
Kek
Also you have real issues if you think food is autistic.

>>39889798
>*PRAAAAAAAAPPPPFBBBTBTBB*

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>>39889737
2017 is the year of hitting 200 lean

I can feel it in my bones

>>39889733
>you got some HCG on hand
yknow oddly enough AAS doesn't really seem to effect me in terms of testicular atrophy, guess I lucked out in that regard since that was my only real concern before hopping on

>one less kidney, profits, etc.
neither am I, but at least I can spawn a little me-demon to yank from her hands via the court and raise here in burgerland if she tries anything

>is qtcz into this sort of degeneracy
>she seems like a catalyst to living that /traditional/ life

she's exactly that and it's great. I loved this about exgf, very traditional and very good at keeping me grounded on my goals in life without going overboard, the problem is she never let me get things out of my system either and it always blew up because of that

qtczgf is that wholesomeness incarnate, but understands that I'm a fucking degenerate at heart and is okay with it

she's open to trying some stuff herself, but has personally only drank and smoked weed once (and hated it)

she's gonna try it again and probably some other stuff when we take our vacation though, but it isn't a big thing for her, just something she wants to try to experience

>>39889792
tried something similar to this before, was pretty fucking good

I'm personally a fan of, when I'm lazy, throwing black beans, corn, salsa, cheese, and chicken in a crock pot and making 5,000 calories worth of food in 8 hours

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>>39889792
>heat a bit of oil in a dutch oven or other decent-sized pot and toss in your choice of short grain rice (jasmine for me)
So you add straight dry rice to the oil and toast it?

>>39889798
we got into an argument and most of it was oh you're too controlling/mean blah blah blah stop taking steroids I liked you better when you were small lollololol. Then oh roommates name said you I should break up with you because you're mean and don't treat me right. Also her roommates said I was mean but both of them are jealous fat and ugly.

>>39889842
Sounds to me like everyone (including your girlfriend) thinks you're an asshole.

>>39889842
I buy this girl everything drop everything I'm doing to help her with anything she needs. I just am "mean" sometimes and I'm controlling because I don't like other guys talking to her.

I know this is kind of a question you guys hate, but what kind of compounds and dosages do you think it'd take for someone who's 6'5" to reach terron beckham mode?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHQqPDYAAKW/

>>39889861
you sound like the stereotypical super insecure fag kid that took roids to get ""respect"" as evidenced by being controlling (and you are controlling, which is a sign of severe insecurity)

To people who BnC:
Do you normally lower the dose when cutting (for example, from your normal 250mg cruise to 100mg)? Or do you just not change anything?

>>39889936
We're all insecure to some extent we take steroids to look better. And yea with them I have gained respect people are afraid of me now. And all I was wondering was if you guys would beat the shit out of the little prick or not.

>>39889961
implying 95% of /fraud/ wasn't low test before roids

and being insecure about your appearance is completely different than being insecure in the way you are, shitting up other peoples lives because you can't get over the fact that inside you are still a beta cuck.

>tfw depressed

>>39889961
Beta's gunna beta.
No reason to get upset. You're girl sn't going to jump ship for a random white knight.

>>39890006
That's what lifting is for anon.

>>39890006
tfw

>>39889993
Lol you're a pussy the only cuck here is you fuckboy

>>39890104
>"omfg stop being so controlling anon!!!"
>"BUT IF YOU LEAVE MY SIGHT FOR ONE SECOND I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK OTHER MEN BECAUSE YOU SEE ME AS A WEAK PUSSY INSECURE BITCH AND IT TURNS YOU OFF!!!"

anyone who lives in any of the banned ephedrine states (where it's fully illegal) know if you can still buy primatene/bronkaid at places like walmart or CVS?

Haven't gone to check myself, might just have to order some in from canadaland

>>39890164

I dunno if if MA is a fully banned state but all I had to was sign something and show them my drivers license (CVS)

Don't get the caffeine there I got ripped off bad, just get it on amazon

>>39890300
might just get it off the darknet and save myself the trouble, only like $25 for 4 weeks worth there so not too bad, just haven't thought to check there before

>>39890314

Wasn't really any trouble, but you gotta go to the pharmacy, it's not stocked in the store

Just ask for bronkaid

Anyways I dunno if I like it so far.

My pupils are dilated hardcore. I think that's why people are staring at me.

I feel like a goose being forefed for foi gra eating 2000 calorie a day and burning 3500 so there is something to be said about the appetite suppression

it is very effective

I'm new to BBing and dyel so I'm always excited to lift but on EC I guess, especially excited, I feel wired/amped, so I guess it does work a pre workout.

That could just be the caffeine though, I have 0 tolerance to it

>>39889961
You're on notice bud. The relationship is on its way out because you're an insecure controlling meathead. She's tolerating your mood swings and behaviour less and less, so she's letting you know that it isn't just her, the rest of the world thinks you're a dick.

Either fix your ways or get prepared to hear she has cheated on you. Then get dumped unceremoniously. And probably sleep with your roommate to make a point.

>>39890333
I drink ~8 cups of coffee a day usually so I really need to reset my tolerance before my cut, thankfully I've got a number of months.

I can't even get bronkaid or primatene in my shit state because its a redneck meth capital, I'll ask and see tomorrow at the pharmacy if they have it but I doubt it

Probably gonna run DNP + ECA at the end of my cut next time around, but instead of killing myself with 1g/day of DNP for a week just do 3 weeks at 250mg, that and ECA should shred that last bit of weight off

ECA for 2 weeks, break to reset tolerance, 10 days of DNP without ECA to reset tolerance, then start ECA after 10 days and continue ECA/DNP for 2 weeks. Should be a good protocol after 4-5 weeks of cutting prior to adding anything for it

>>39890357
this guy's right anon, trust me, been there done that

just stop being a cunt and the entire world kinda brightens up around you, doesn't mean you can't still hate the world for the shitheap it is, just direct it at things that deserve your hatred

e.g. niggers and kikes

>>39890384

move out of new mexico

anyways

>f DNP for a week just do 3 weeks at 250mg

This sounds 1000x smarter, granted, I never have used DNP, but I mean, it sounds like common sense to me.

>shred the last bit of fat

So I was under the impression that a FULL DOSE ECA stack burned 35 calories a day (top kek).

Meaning it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression?

>>39890357
this

>>39890384
do not run dnp over 250mg if you can't get ECA unless you want to feel like an aids patient with atrophied muscles that cant move their body from being so weak, btw.

not so bad if u dont have shit to do all day, but if u have to get shit done in your life like work or college, it will be impossible over 250mg without ECA

>>39890402
>>
>So I was under the impression that a FULL DOSE ECA stack burned 35 calories a day (top kek).
>
>Meaning it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression?

i am pretty sure that is only the straight up biological effects. but if you count the entire difference it makes when you use it on something like high dose dnp, going from being bed ridden without ECA to being able to move around normally with it, you burn a lot more than 35 extra calories throughout the day

>>39890402
>it's only use is for energy/appetite suppression

afaik, exactly that

>>39890403
I ran 1g/day for 1 week earlier this year, it was bad

couldn't even lift 135lbs for a single rep, literally went in, tried my warmup, left the gym

had to stop working out for a week, was wheezing constantly, had to buy new bed sheets at the end of the week (this is in 30 degree weather) and walking 10 feet drenched me in sweat, made me feel like passing out, wheezing constantly

basically looked like I just finished running a marathon in the rain for an entire week

How dumb is doing a 6 month test only cycle as a first cycle at 500mg a week?

Considering I take HCG during cycle, and do a proper pct

>>39890453
Bit brave if you're a roid virgin. Do no more than 14 weeks to start. Got to check bloods. Got to have diet in check.

>>39890453
Start with like half of that

Babby's first blast.

Do y'all get "HORMONE PANEL WITH F&T TESTOSTERONE LC/MS-MS" from privatemdlabs for $104?

I thought I read here that bloods were only around $70 through privatemdlabs but the only tests I see in that price range are for the capped one that doesn't show free test.

>>39890551
female hormone panel

>>39890579
It looks like it is capped at 1500 though?

http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/female-hormone-testing.php

>>39890590
oh shit i cant read this is what happens when u take 5x the recommended dose of benadryl so u can fucking sleep all day, didnt see u said uncapped

if 0, dnp start today
if 1-2, dnp start tomorrow
if 3-5, dnp start 2 tomorrow
if 6-9, dnp start 3 tomorrow

Has anyone else had a lot of success with ostarine?

>coming off of an injury that kept me out of the gym
>lifts were a bit pathetic coming back
>took osta to help recovery with joints when I started lifting again
>currently on week 5 of 8 week osta cycle
>probably gained around 10lbs of muscle so far, 120lbs (lol) bench press for 8 now 185 for 8 (still bad but much better)

>>39890645
what injury

>>39890668
Shoulder dislocation

I still was able to do some bodyweight squats and shit but for 4 months couldn't do any upperbody work

14 more days until this trash college garbage shit starts

Woke up today and le le le le glands are like the same shit as before for no reason

Looks like suicide afterall. 14 days and we'll know for sure

Whatever I am sick of being alive at this point anyway, I am literally out of bed like 3 hours a day average. Can barely move from the fucking depression which came back full force

>be fat and lowish test
>gonna roid eventually anyway
TRT doses (100-150 mg/wk) for a huge cut sound reasonable? Anything else I should do?

>>39890718
Aren't you happy that they're smaller you melodramatic faggot? Stop crying suicide everytime your glands don't disappear magically

There's more to life than living gland-free you twat

>>39890737
How low? And, age?

TRT dose is definitely the path you should take. I assume you're planning to cruise for life so you're good to go - just keep some AI on hand when you decide to blast (which should ideally be done when you're low enough body fat).

>>39890740
Yea they were getting smaller then I woke up today and theyre fucking huge for no reason

>also just got officially diagnosed by a specialist with ""idiopathic sialadenosis"" which means there is no cause or cure

Just woke up like an hour ago, slept for like 12 hours on benadryl, I am gonna take more and just try to sleep or maybe it will at least prevent me from forming memories

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What do you fuckers know about Proviron?
I'm on TRT 150wk.
I'm fat.
I think I aromatize a lot.
Will Proviron help at 25mg daily?
>I want to jackhammer thicc bitches.

>>39890757
>How low? And, age?
Upper 300s ng/dL
24

>TRT dose is definitely the path you should take. I assume you're planning to cruise for life so you're good to go - just keep some AI on hand when you decide to blast
You got it. Getting AI anyway, because, well... fat.

>>39890799
What kind of ai?

>>39890771
So you haven't told your specialist that your allergic reaction to GSO is what's causing the raised whatever levels that the tests revealed?

I'm sure there's a way to say it without divulging roid use.

>I use a grapeseed oil in a vinegarette for salads because I am trying to eat healthy

They'll probably write a case study on you.

>>39890825
Aromasin.

>>39890863
I'm in the same situation as you. I got Asin 12.5. It was a toss up. I might end up getting Aromasin

>>39890897
Um

>asin is short for aromasin

>>39890897
I lol'd

>>39890897
The only thing you sorta fucked up on is it sounds like you got UGL (read: non-pharma) asin. If you're a fatty, why take a gamble with potentially bunk/underdosed anti-estrogen?

Hopefully the test dose you run is low enough that it doesn't matter too much. Also when people here say they are fat I assume they mean they are like 20% bf but who fucking knows.

>>39890787
>I think I aromatize a lot.
Why don't you get bloods to confirm. What leads you to this suspicion/conclusion besides you being a fatty?

And why do you jump to Proviron to fix aromatization? You do realize there is a class of drugs that is designed to specifically inhibit aromatization called Aromatase Inhibitors, right?

Proviron is DHT so while it may have some AI-like activity, it's not the most direct way to solve your problem (or what you imagine to be your problem).

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>>39890963
You don't understand the feeling of finally figuring that out one week ago, followed by forgetting and writing that

>>39890828
Just swallowed 250mg benadryl already

Not even an edge thing. Like I physically can not force myself to be alive if all I am working towards is sitting in my room trying to cling to escapism in video games and watching video game tournaments to hide from my fucking misery, while literally everyone else has a life and doesn't fucking want to kill themselves every time they look in a fucking mirror or when someone looks at them

Yeah let me work extra hard at this shit all day in utter humiliation so I can then spend the rest of the day contemplating suicide in my room and then temporarily put off the thoughts when I cant take it anymore by watching some melee tournament for the 50th time.

Inb4 I die from oversleeping (hopefully). At least then I don't have to go through the bother of killing myself in 2 weeks

>>39891020
>If it is legit
How much should I take at like test-E 125 mg/wk?
>Over 20%
Yes...close to 25
>get labs
Last one put my E3? at 39 pnlqz (whatever the quantities measurement is) That was on 250 mg every 2.5 weeks (poo n' loo doctor)
>P-pls no bully

>>39890828
Also idk even for sure if that gso bullshit is whats causing it

Has anybody here rand a 1-testosterone + Decabolin stack, and if so what were the results?

I already bought the shit, but don't know if I actually want to run it.

I see some sources sell accutane, anyone here had experience with it?

Is it worth taking without the advice of a dermatologist so long as I do my research?

What bitcoin wallet/app/whatthefuckever do you guys use?
I was thinking about coinbase, but I'm hearing that it has delays and limits and stuff, so I'm also looking at just using a bitcoin ATM in a town nearby.

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>>39889804

I'm talking about the chicken and rice and broccoli 24/7 bb autismo diet, you nerd

>>39889823

slow cookers are like fucking cheating, it's awesome

>>39889832

I usually do the chicken in a frying pan then add a bit more oil to the tiny bit of drippings that bite-sized diced boneless skinless breasts leave, toast it for a little until like half the grains have turned that more opaque white and you start to get little darker toasty grains

>>39889956
>Do you normally lower the dose when cutting (for example, from your normal 250mg cruise to 100mg)? Or do you just not change anything?

why would you want to lower it when you're going to want that increased nitrogen retention if you're operating at a caloric deficit

>>39891289
250 is more than enough for optimal nitrogen retention on a cut. At that point it's getting enough protein to meet those needs of preserving muscle while still at a caloric deficit.

what's a good first cycle of GH peptides only? I know they can only do a small fraction of what AAS can, but I'm not going to fuck with roids since MPB runs in my family and sacrificing hair for gains is not an option (i'm 19 and haven't started losing any hair yet)

I'm thinking of doing GHRP-2 and Mod GRF-129

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>>39891513

ofc, dude was talking about for some reason people dropping from 250mg to 100mg while cutting, which makes no sense at all

i think mast posts so much about his hair and how much thicker it is for jm in case he is lurking.

or maybe he is emulating jm and his boss life and things he doesn't have.

mast, impregnate a black woman, have her make you a son. do not let the son die.

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>>39891680
Great options 300mcg of each daily. 100mcg 3x in the am, pre/post workout and before bed.

I liked post workout for better nutrient partitioning since I eat misty post workout.

Biggest sides for me were bloating, like 5lbs water overnight. My hunger was insane. My first pin I ate a large pizza, a pasta fish meant for 12, 1 gallon ice cream and a gallon of Gatorade. Gave me bad gastric dumping too.

Pic related about 240 with peptide bloat

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>>39891755
And like a week later minus peptides

>>39891769
thanks for the info and looking good mate

were you only using peptides or were you using them as PCT?

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>>39891792
>or were you using them as PCT?

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Cot damn, trimming your forearms adds like +5 to your vascularity if you have really hairy ones naturally.

>>39891792
Weird question

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Where's masT I'll trade him some of these beard gains for them delts

So why do people say benadryl is shitty

It takes away my anxirty and depression basically completely at 250 and makes me tired and sleepy as shit.

It's like being drunk off your ass but like less "fun".

>>39891914
So sluggish and disorientating!

>>39891914
Also makes me horny as hell and like my sensation of touch is enhanced like all over my body

>>39891922
Yea like a shitty ass alcohol

Also everything seems more "real" idk how to explain it

>>39891934
That's common

>>39891958
Isn't it supposed to make you anxious as fuck though? At this point I can actually see myself getting "addicted" (it's not actually physically addictive I think) cuz it makes me relaxed as fuck. But I read a little and it seems people get anxiety bad from it, mine vanishes completely tho

Why do people say dbol makes them feel great and full of energy? I just feel like sleeping all the goddamn time

>>39892062
dbol converts to methyl estrogen, apparently makes people feel good.
> I just feel like sleeping all the goddamn time
lethargy? how much dbol? using liver support?

What do you guys think of this guy?
https://youtu.be/JM4gjX2sk1k

>did 6 months with 500mg test and 300mg deca with no PCT
>claims to have gone from 300lb bench for 10, 405 for a few squat to 500 for 10 bench and 600 squat in that time
>claims to have eaten 20-40000 calories a day and only gained 35lbs in that time

>>39892260
No pct cuz he never came off lol

And 20-40k cals my ass that is not even humanly possible for more than like a day or two

>>39892279
He claims to be completely off and only going drom 295 to 290 kek

pinned delts for the first time today, 2ml in my left and 2ml in my right.

Feels way better than glutes or quads, easiest site for sure.

>>39892335
vgs are goat

>>39891086
It's a shame the ones that are actually serious about it often don't say anything at all beforehand.

>>39891769
That your girlie bimbs? I thought she was azn

>12 week Test Undec 4ml injection TRT

haha fuck this shitty meme country

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>>39891086
dude just get out the house, your life can't be as bad as mine

>>in pain because to heavy for frame i'e fat as fxxx
>>diabetus cause of above
>>liver disease caused by alcohol
>>to tiny for gf
>>animals getting older & ill'r
>>major depression cause of mental health problems
>>literally don't leave the street i live on
>>literally no friends or family i can rely on

after all the above, i still take animals out for a walk, even if it is just in my street, i'e i think about someone else other than myself

i live a empty life,
but this year i intend to stop eating at night (already started before new year)
stop eating as much in the day
make new friends especially female ones (had friends but they've all got kids and moved away)
get a job
get rid of internet cause of cost,and to easy to sit watching porn (the sad lonely fat bastards whore)
get a new bicycle cause last one's crank slipped and foot got caught in it and tore ligaments (need physio, another thing i intend to get sorted)

walk in my small shoes then bitch about how shxx your life is

my point ?
if i can put the effort into changing how crap my life is so can you

I hate to be that guy but ibe been out of the loop for about a year. How do people find sources nowadays.

Also for the oldfags, is fatlifts dead yet?

>>39892710
No source talk.

And fl still lurks and sometimes posts. So no.

>>39891086
? Did your glands start going down yet or nah. Also pls stream suicide if you go through with it (lol)

I've been on test + tren for 5 months, and i need to get off stealthily while still being able to get a boner to fuck my gf everyday. Is this possible if i take viagra everyday during pct? Or how should i do it?

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>>39892518
Nah this is like 18 months old.

This is the ex I live with now.

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>>39892978
>This is the ex I live with now.

>>39892667
Yeah cuz ur life is shit because of you being a fat fuck making bad decisions, not a unheard of medical condition completely out of your control that has never before been even heard of the way I have it

>>39892961
Cialis > viagra imo, but that could work. Why not just tell her? Or if you want to keep her in the dark about gear just say you're not feeling very good.

>>39892496
Cuz those people have no hope or whatever so they just do it. But I have hope that they will go away even if it's a slight hope.

And how would you even know if they were saying shit about it anonymously on the internet or not like I am?

http://www.melanotanning.nl/product/melanotan-starters-pakket/

i want to buy this
is this site a scam?

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>>39889737
sup guys, how much time between cycles?

I did 8 weeks ostarine cycle with no PCT as I didnt experienced any supression and Im planning on starting another one, after another 8 weeks off. Will I be fine?

please reply fast, I just swallowed the pill because im impatient for gains

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>>39893402
>ostarine
>cyle
Go back to rebbit

>>39893460
I will understand this as; you will be fine, you dont need to cycle weak compounds like sarms but its great you have took a break off for your health and well being.

t.hanks

>>39888462
Exactly. If your fetishes are that specific, seek help (re: jerry) :^)

>>39889338
Ephedrine is a moody cunt at that dosage, so is non-coffee-based caffeine without tolerance. And leave out the A from the ECA, literally negligible effect with way more health risk m8.

>>39889798
>dat cameltoe sweat
On the off chance of sounding like a hopeless cuck: I MUST LICK THIS

>>39893553
How is it cucky to want to eat pussy?

>>39893564
Just is.

>>39893579
Fight me about it I'll drown in pussy for hours nothing better than a fat ass and pussy sitting on your face

>>39893595
Nah man, bitches just suck, fuck bitches and their pussies, in all senses.

>>39893620
Nah thats lame my ex literally just hopped out of the shower while I was laying in bed, sst on my chest, pressed my face into her ass and started sucking my dick.

That's the life m8y

>>39893636
Alright, I'll go along with that.

>>39893646
My PC isn't hooked up, or this would've had this is fine dog attached.

>>39893479
you should read it as: you're going to drown yourself in a bowl of milk one day you ingrate

>>39891741
this had me kek and sniffle at the same time. beautiful

>>39891755
>that beard
let me have your gay children

>>39892019
Not at that dose famalam. Take 750-900mg for the spiders.

>disclaimer: please do not. dissociatives are awkward to abuse

>>39892260
>CLAIMS

Also no pct needed when you are still blasting hard as fuck kek

>>39892978
Finally saw bimbo ex, my life is complete now.

>>39893564
>>39893595
Mah nigga. Just inb4d cause of comments like >>39893579 kek

>>39894025
your life must suck then

>>39889737

Hi cap, how are you?

I am *not* doing good.

If I'm sick, do I need to eat at matienence for a few days so my body can heal? I feel like I'm dying.

Would that help?

>have caffeine in my system
>trying to finish 2 ounces of oats (LOL)
>feel like I'm going to throw up halfway through
>have to swallow it without chewing

So yeah, if you don't drink caffine and have no tolerance, EC is quite the appetite suppressant, that's for sure.

This isn't even since I got sick yesterday.

I'm gonna take a rest day today, haven't showered, just gonna go to the gym and shower and chill in the hot tub and read a book and then shower again and leave

But yeah, should I eat my matiencne today? I'll have to stop taking EC today to even get close to it.

>>39894067

also yeah I was paranoid this was because of overtraining (the flu) so I removed a shitload of volume from my routine

it's dememe'd

>>39894049
Never claimed it doesn’t.

>>39894074
touché

>>39889792
Isnt a dutch oven where you fart under the blankets to gas someone out?

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>>39893564
eating pussy is literally my favorite fucking thing and anyone who says it's cucked just doesn't have a ladyfriend to taste

sad life that must be t b h

>tfw would put on a movie and spend a literal two hours eating out exgf then fall asleep on her thigh and wake her up in the morning with a few licks

whew, glad qtczgf is looking forward to it

>>39891289
>slow cookers are like fucking cheating, it's awesome

yeah, I need to start using mine again, would save me a fuckton of time on cooking. In fact, might do just that. Only problem I have with them is that sometimes your sodium can get off the charts if you aren't careful using canned ingredients

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>>39894365
>only using your tongue where miles of men have used dick

B E T A

>>39894411
Savage

>>39894411
>only using your tongue

don't go that far lad, not fucking her immediately after would be true cuck level shit

altho t b h my disgraceful dirty fetish is eating [girl] out after I've fucked her and nutted inside

absolutely degenerate

>that pic

literally always going to laugh, love it, mind if I save it friend?

>>39894472
>eating her out after having nutted inside
>self-cucking with no added bbc needed
>time- and money efficient, also less AIDS and less chance of loose twat from huge nigger cock

If it sounds stupid but works it is not stupid.

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>>39894516
fucking kek, I like it, 'self-cucking'

>tfw she straddles your face and sits back onto you while she takes your dongler in her mouth, post hXc fuck sesh

>>39894472
>its not beta!
>i also eat my own cum!

Beeeeeta

Haaha sure friend
I really like it too
Haha

>>39894557

reeeeee whatever I'm already a bald midget I'll just accept the title of being a bald midget cuck and keep on eating my children out of the women I fuck

>unrelated
>tfw the $45 I put in buttcoin is now worth $75

well I didn't win the lottery but it's something right?

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>>39894365
>>39894472
>>39894545

>slavs like semen
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

>>39892978
Shit nigger you actually did it...

>>39894545
Mine never wants to 69 cause she loses her focus on the sucking. Had her bite my tip once cause she forgot she had it still in her mouth when she came from my vigorous slobbering. I mean, I take that as a compliment to my licking skills, but it fucking hurts lmao

>>39891243
Bump. Still not sure what to do. Apparently there's a bunch of security work with managing your own BTC wallet?

>>39891243
I used to exclusively use coinbase but that was years ago back when it was still profitable to mine coins

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>>39893553
>>39893564
>>39893595
>>39893620
>>39894365
>>39894411

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>>39894890
>tl;dr jerry is right ONCE AGAIN

>bunch of Tinder sluts want to meet and fuck
>face is currently covered in acne so I'm just dodging/ghosting girls
blowing my chances with a bunch of hot girls just because of roids, while ironically the roids are making me horny as fuck
smH

>>39894890
while I adore the pic and the thread that spawned it back then, you should kys nonetheless

>>39894900
>fills body with countless questionable ugl sterons and sometimes the literal industrial waste dnp is
>hurr durr muh oral sex cancer

I SWEAR TO GOD

>>39894557

Jerry, do you still take your anime pillow on dates?

>>39894900
This isn't true if your girl doesn't have HPV.

>>39895029
this had me laugh harder than it should have

>>39895132

I thought everyone had HPV other than virgins (or like 90%, whatever)

>>39895029

Lol.

that said at least steroids make you big, so you can justify any cancer risk.

How is going down on a chick gonna make you big? Checkmate

>>39894545

EStP ex was always ragging on me to do that (eat my own cum out of her)
And as capitulating and beta as I was, I never entertained that.

At least I have something to say I didn't do.

Maybe your BI CP? Very straight girl I hook up with is disgusted by her own juices... the bi ones not so much

>>39893526

Thanks man. I was taking the aspirin because I thought it would manage blood pressure and spare my health lol.

Anyways,

>fraud is slow when you start posting
>when you're busy with work fraud gets busy again and lots of posts per day

I can't be that cancer right? Did everyone migrate to some other website because of me?

>tfw

Don't do it Reddit sucks.

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>>39895233
>I thought everyone had HPV other than virgins

Not if you got the complete round of gardasil which everyone should. You don't want to spread it by accident and give some girl cancer down the road.

>>39895233
>Maybe your BI CP?
this, the drugs have opened his mind up too much

>tfw the world is just different permutations of condensed energy
>tfw my cum dripping out of this girl's roastie vag is the same energy that my tongue is formed from
>yumm

>>39890645
When did you first start to feel the effects?
a week in?

I just started my osta cycle yesterday at 15md ed for 8 wks. I hope to have as much success as you.

>>39895233
>How is going down on a chick gonna make you big?
>not doing it solely for nutritious cunt juice gains
Never gonna make it


>aspirin to manage blood pressure and spare health
>taking a relatively strong blood thinning agent when you’re already fiending hard on two stimulants you are but a bitch in the hands of
Reasonable in theory, pretty gosh darn shit in practice. Anecdotal evidence suggests it may help a fraction of tolerance having users a wee bit, but elevated intake of the main compound over longer periods of time may fuck you up, and is thought to stifle muscle growth for natty lifters similar to how ibu-, keto- and other -profen do over time but for different chemical reasons.

tldr: won’t kill you, won’t help you, do some googling yourself and decide.

>>39895298
>complete round of gardasil
>actually risking infertility, serious illness, and in some cases sudden death because you can't keep it in your pants until you find a qt virgin spouse

good goys

https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/16-year-old-girl-became-infertile-from-gardasil-vaccine-british-medical-jou

http://www.gardasil-and-unexplained-deaths.com/

http://vaccineimpact.com/2015/tv2-denmark-documentary-on-hpv-vaccine-shows-lives-of-young-women-ruined/

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>setting up coinbase
>"verify your payment method with the two charges we send to your account"
>only one charge
>can't try again for a whole week

>>39895372
Could I just go to a local bitcoin ATM and send the money to my coinbase wallet?

>>39895362

Alright. I'm going for machinist body and I should be there in a month. I'll stop using EC when I get there. It murders my appetite anyways. Won't be able to bulk.

Uh, another fun fact about aspirin, it makes you get random fucking boners (well not random but yeah). Like I dunno, I'll see a girl doing glute bridges, and bam, hard for like a half hour.

End up sitting on some isolation machine doing 10 fucking sets just waiting for it to go away so I can move on with my routine

I assume this is the blood thinner effect.

It's been a couple days since I even approach any girls because I know I'll get hard talking to them

Since you seem on top of your shit anon, I blog posted about being sick asking if I had to eat matienence to heal, or if I could heal cutting.

What do you think?

(Thanks for your help btw, ill google anyways just because but you sound educated on it, more than me and I'm swallowing the shit Lel)

>>39895113

Pls be real

Although I gotta say that's alpha as fuck. Just doing the most autistic shit ever and not giving a shit what anyone thinks. I might be autistic but it's accidental so it doesn't count

>>39895372
anycoindirect.eu if you're from europe

>>39895548
Burgerland, sadly.

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>>39895364
Lol those Alex Jones conspiracy level sources. You also realize that men are supposed to get it too right?

>>39895372
Your bank probably consolidated the two amounts, try to look for a more detailed transaction summary that lists each deposit individually (I had this problem)

>>39895582
Interesting... Coinbase said the charges would both be $1-2, and the charge is in that range, so I assumed one was just missing. Maybe my bank just isn't listing one? I'll look at it more.

>>39895582
>>39895599
Nope. Only one. Scumbag coinbase. I'll give them a day before I just go to a bitcoin ATM.

>but car from buddy
>have to go the airport and ex's car has no brakes
>get the car early so she doesn't have to risk life and limb driving around
>on the way up 7 miles from airport she blows my front right tire out
>she doesn't know what to do so I make the calls
>she's pissy
>car has spare but no jack
>get us to a gas station
>call taxi
>I get my flight by five minutes and she gets a shuttle back to town
>she's frosty and pissy still for zero reason
>doesn't tell me have a safe flight, doesn't apologize for blowing out my tire, doesn't say anything positive just "I don't care it's fine it's whatever"
>later she blogs about how she wishes she could catch a break like this is her issue and not her fault
>literally says "his car is still near Seattle not my problem"

What the fuck

>>39894900
Im always right

>>39895113
Gotta treat your girl right

>>39895755
Shes such a bad person

>>39895755
>dates a bitch
>is surprised when she's a bitch
It sucks, but you shouldn't still be surprised when she acts like this.

>>39895795
She was literally fine earlier when we left

>>39895802
>"it was fine this morning so the entire history of her behavior in our relationship is irrelevant today"

>>39895802
She has never once, not ever "been fine"
Smh

>>39895812
>>39895813
Point taken

We had just had a conversation about improving our behavior too.

hey guys, posted yesterday about this.

got my T levels checked today at a testosterone clinic. it was 161, im 24 years old. they injected my with 220mg of test cypionate and b12. should i go twice a week to get the shot or one a week? also what can i expect my T levels to go up to with this dosage.
and to what will they drop to when i get my weekly T shot if i only get it once a week since i know it only lasts about 4 days or so

>>39895917
How is it even physically possible to have 161 ng/dl as a human, i thought that was impossible. Or did you crash your test on purpose?

> should i go twice a week to get the shot or one a week

2x a week with that dosage is literally being on high amounts of steroids, i doubt they allow you to shoot yourself with 220mg twice per week.

I think your T levels are simply going to be very very high the first 3 days, and then average the following days.

>>39895976
nah i slept 7 hours the day.
my sleep kind of sucks tho i sleep about 6 hours daily. i work fulltime night shit. i get 7 hours if im lucky. nah man of course they wont give me two 220 mg shots. they said they would split it up into two shots. i was asking cause i hear test C drops after 4 days. i live in texas btw theyre very libertarian here probably want everyone on high T

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>>39895903

Will you just fucking cut her out of your life?

Get it the fuck together man, good god, you already know you shouldn't have her in your life.

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>>39894890
I was waiting for this screencap, I just didn't have it kek

>>39895233
>>39895309

>ex was ragging on me to do that

I'd say try it t b h, enjoyable for both

>maybe your bi CP

I mean i'd fuck a qt trap but couldn't be bothered to do shit with an actual man, just not my thing fampai

>unrelated

salted caramel whey + oats is THE FUCKING BEST

jesus fucking christ I could eat a 50 gallon drum of this shit

>>39895903
see>>39896080

as much as I want it to work out in a decent way for you, she seems like she's consistently being way too much of a cunt for it to happen

>>39896080
We've tried over and over, anon. He's just an addict.

>buttcoin just jumped to over $1,100 and rapidly fucking rising, I'm literally making a dollar every couple of seconds right now

GROW GROW GROW

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Why the fuck do people on SST rave about PPLs stealth when they use the same fucking method for every shipment? It's going to get caught because it's archaic as hell compared to others.

Not only that but receiving multiple packs with the same declared item which is basically garbage is pretty suspect to any postal inspector.

>>39896174
I've received things from him with 3-4 different methods of stealth, all were impeccable. Never once the same for me. Maybe you just got unlucky and he randomized his stealth on each order and just so happened that you had two of the same type in a row?

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>>39894411

>>39896099
I committed to actually not crawling up her ass anymore. We've had the same argument every night for like 2 weeks. Tired of feeling shitty, so I can only focus on my reactions to negative stimulus.

I let it go. I'm about to make 3k and I got booked for an actual modeling gig and not porn for the 8th which is another 1k. In the meantime she can chill the fuck out and stop frog herself.

Cash > hos

>>39896188
>>39896155
>>39896099

>dubs on every post

heh

>>39896193
thank you

>>39896201
Meant throw u a jerrbears u devil

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>>39896155
Im so mad I dont have any

>>39896174
>ordering from reddit meme suppliers

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>>39896155
>coinbase wouldn't let me verify
>could be making money right now by sitting on my couch while waiting for my gear to ship

>>39896197
>>39896212
Good shit, sounds like it's working out for you. Are you trying to move away from the porn and get into legit modeling?

>>39896213
I'm saving again and buying 10-20 when it dips as low as $300 again, if it goes that low. I'm sure it will, will just be another year or so probably.

>>39896224
credit card or bank account?

>>39896232
Credit card. They only sent one charge for verification.

>>39896239
That's odd, give it another day or so. Highly suggest bank account though. Bank account starting limit is $2500 iirc, card is only $150

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>>39896213
>reddit meme suppliers
I'll give him credit for being fast with the t/a. I usually have whatever I ordered within a week and his prices are pretty good for personal amounts compared to LMC or other meme suppliers.

>>39896188
Well shit maybe I need to email him and tell them to use something else.

>>39896239
Maybe call the bank and ask if there's a pending charge that isn't showing or something.

>>39896232
Not necessarily. I don't have a good face for actual modeling; just gay boo underwear. The money helps me refocus and realize I can be a lazy bum 99% of the time and still provide for literally two people.

>also insinuating I'm not right now wearing mesh vibrant orange underwear

>>39896264
Yeah. I'm going down there today to deposit some money anyway (I'm a retarded dinosaur and don't know how to do it without going inside), so maybe I'll ask the teller when I do my deposit.

>>39896272
Oh my fucking god please tell me you're not giving this bitch a free ride while she treats you this way

>>39896277
No fucking way we go halfies on all the necessities. Split rent, utl, wifi, etc. we take turns buying groceries. I just go out of my way to do nice things.

If I see something she'd like I usually buy it. If she has a want, I try to provide it and I usually do.

>>39896264
Can't hurt to shoot him an email and see what he says

>>39896272
Guess it depends on the type of modeling. Not exactly my area of expertise though

>mesh vibrant orange underwear

but why, is there a comfort factor?

>>39896263
I think it's $5000 and $500, but I'm not sure. If it's as low as you thought, then I'm going to have to wait regardless so I can get the amount of gear I want.

>>39896310
Oh dude it's the comfiest shit ever. Ex got them for me for Christmas. Kaiyuzu?? Just soft af mesh gay af briefs but they feel Fucking dope on your cock. Especially when you get head through them.

Got me in white, orange, black, neon green and like an electric blue.

Also google mark Henderson photography

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>>39896155
>was going to buy something
>can't because bitcoin keeps rising and I don't want to miss out on the extra money

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>>39896386

>it's going up and up
>surely it will never correct itself
>surely it will go up forever
>surely I should hold onto it

>>39896322
it was 2500/150 when I signed up the other week but it may depend on your bank, account, card type, etc.

>>39896351
hmmm interesting, I figured they'd be more uncomfortable with the netting

>google MH photography

seems right up your alley

>>39896386
kinda in that same boat, meh

>buddy just placed an order with me for $1500 worth of gear

the new years resolutioners keep hitting him up for gear since he's a mass monster, and I'm making bank from it

KEK

>>39896398

lol I just looked at the one week chart

how can you look at this and think anything other than 'short'

I dunno if you can short memecoins but holy shit sell your meme coins.

If it is NOT lower than the current price in one week, I will never post in fraud again

my prediction for one week from now is 1025

>>39896398
it's not like it's going to drop 200 dollars in 30 minutes, I can just hold off until it slowly starts dropping

>>39896513

when it drops more than like 10-20 dollars at once there's gonna be a panic and it's gonna go down $175 then go up like $50 for a net loss of $125 a coin

unless you are day trading sitting there all day at the computer watching just get out now

just buy your roids. I promise >>39896506

This general cleared my acne, gave me the motivation to begin bodybuilding (made me 1000 times happier), got me on mastic gum, changed the shape of my jaw, etc

you think i would make that claim if I wasn't over 95% sure?

trust me

>>39895456
>random boners
Always remember for example viagra and cialis were conceived as heart medication and the erection side effect was found out because the wives of the test subjects were grinning like carebears all day, take that as you will.

>eating while sick and cutting
Depends, if you’re really sick as a dog running a huge deficit will hurt your immune system more than eating at current tdee for a week or so will hurt your cut. Decide for yourself, I’ve fought pneumonia on a 1000cal deficit and won, but I am not somebody you should model your decisions after in any way or form trust me.

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>>39893636

We're still talking about Rachel, right?

>>39895456

It's so funny how much nicer people are to you when you anon post.

>>39895755
>>39895795

More like
>dates someone he literally has hundreds of reasons to leave
>Keeps her around
>but this time he calls her an ex
>is surprised once again she acts like a bitch.

:/

>>39896009
>i live in texas btw theyre very libertarian here probably want everyone on high T

Jelly - two states over in Arizona I'm having hard time getting anything over 75mg/week because anything over 400ng/dl is "success."

Currently in the process of trying to get out of this $125/month meme subscription to the clinic that I'm shelling out for this piddly amount of test and some HCG.

Just realizing that's like buying 4-5 vials of test a month - sucks that docs are so cautious when it comes to helping the people for whom it might make the most difference (young people).

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>>39896929
You made me jack off to trannies instead of lolis yesterday, asshole

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>>39897159
Good.

Don't you feel happy now?

>>39896929
>It's so funny how much nicer people are to you when you anon post.
We all know when it’s him nonetheless but I adjust my scorn based on autism level in post, not name.

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>>39897234
No! Im tired googling chicks with dicks.

I dont need to think about tasty feminine penises
No homo

I need to think about little girls
No pedo

Approximately how long into a cycle do i need to get blood work done?

At 6 weeks? 2 months?

>>39897609
for what purpose

>>39897626
to check my blood levels to ensure i am remaining healthy because bad results show up on blood work before the symptoms do.

>>39897640
get the fuck out with that sound reasoning and preemptive health marker bullshit, this is /fraud/, if you don't have tits or a clit dick you're fine

also depends how long your cycle is, I try to get them every time I switch from blast to cruise and vice versa, about 3 weeks after switching and trying to dial things in based on feel

>>39897710
I'm going to try some experiment shit and go for quite long this time around.

Guess I'll get one done at 3-4 weeks, then at 8 weeks to ensure everything is dialed in.

>>39897596
I posted this for you >>39896386
you're lucky, liberals are trying their hardest to normalize pedophilia

>>39897640
>>39897710
I was asking because your goals change how often you should get bloods

if you want to see your peak test levels, 4-6 weeks in. if you're trying to dial in e2 without the guessing, as soon as week 1. checking on health markers midcycle is imo pretty pointless as long as you did precycle bloods and they came back normal... you could do like in the middle of your cycle but it should come back fairly normal (or higher than normal but within expected on cycle ranges).

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bunch of fucking nerds afraid of lip-locking a clit and doing the g-spot hook grip until she has a goddamn seizure

>>39894365
>>39896488
>Only problem I have with them is that sometimes your sodium can get off the charts if you aren't careful using canned ingredients
>using canned ingredients

>the new years resolutioners keep hitting him up for gear since he's a mass monster, and I'm making bank from it

hahaha, imagine being me right now

>>39894914

take a shower, sleep with a towel on your pillow, stop eating gross shit, get your e2 under control, and stop being a greasy bitch

>>39895364
>>39895580
>Lol those Alex Jones conspiracy level sources. You also realize that men are supposed to get it too right?

yeah, that is some straight-up embarassingly retarded shit to link

also gat dayum those freckles

>>39897779
>you're lucky, liberals are trying their hardest to normalize pedophilia

jesus christ is it the fucking alex jones hour sponsored by infowars, stormfront, and /pol/?

>>39897779
>I was asking because your goals change how often you should get bloods

ooooh.

Yeah I bought up a pretty big supply and i wanted to ensure shit's not under/over dosed as well as dial in e2 and everything else. I'm going to try an experiment as opposed to a traditional cycle/blast.

>>39897800
then I'd probably do week 4ish for the e2 then get another one around week 10-12 for health matters to see if you can keep going without any issues or if you need to keep it short

>>39897596
I wonder what the long term effects of jacking it to lolis is? Hmm.

On second thought… no… no I don't wonder.

>>39897800
pls share experiment

not to be indiscrete but i’m always happy to read about different approaches besides traditional bnc from a scientific pov

>coming from someone who ran 18 weeks of eq solo as an experiment, but still

>>39897844
>TFW getting heart worries and might need to get a cardiogram or whatever the fuck before my blast

Or should i just YOLO it?

>>39897794
>jesus christ is it the fucking alex jones hour sponsored by infowars, stormfront, and /pol/?
that's every hour

you should know by now that you are literally the only leftie in /fraud/. actually, FL too but that's just because he needs the freebies that come with the left being in power.

don't worry, you'll come around in about a year too when you see how great America can actually be

>>39897794
>imagine being me right now

This is my first new year brewing, I didn't realize people actually actively tried to get sterons this much as resolutioners, I thought it was pretty much unheard of to the normie masses

weird

>using canned ingredients
yeah usually I don't but its just so goddamn cheap

guess I'll just buy frozen corn/sodium free beans and make a big ol crock pot of chicken/salsa/beans/cheese/corn, throw that shit in some tortillas

going to the store now t b h that made me hungry as fuck

>>39897779
Lmao clover
How did I miss that

God bless liberals

>>39897845
Happiness
No aids

>>39897865
you definitely shouldn't be yoloing it, but it's fraud so we both know you will

>>39897041
Go to a clinic that specializes in trt. Not family docs. Google low testosterone clinic or testosterone clinic. The more obscure the better single practiced

>>39897880
ill get a cardiogram next week I guess

genuinely kind of worried desu. But I bought a lot of gear on sale and id rather have a heart attack than let it go to waste.

>>39897879
>tfw jerry's just as degenerate as everyone else.

Can't be helped I suppose. 4chan and all. Isn't /b/ the containment board for all things trap and loli though?

>>39897946
>just as
>>>>>>>>just as
jerry is literally the most degenerate in here

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>>39897867

as appalled as I am by it it's also incredibly impressive how the right has managed to turn getting people to vote against their own self-interest into an art form, between shit like healthcare and unions and taxes it's amazing

>>39897876

I should buy some more tanks and razorbacks then write them off as business advertisement expenses

>uess I'll just buy frozen corn/sodium free beans and make a big ol crock pot of chicken/salsa/beans/cheese/corn

if you've got one of those dual pressure/slow cookers you could bulk buy dried beans and save even more money that way, prob taste way better too

Who else here /In Canada/?

Fuck this shitty healthcare system i swear it takes forever to get anything done.

>>39897996
send me ephedrine fag

>>39897976
>business advertisement expenses
top fucking kek, suns out guns out lad

>dried beans

dunno why I haven't done this, I'll give it a shot

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once i finish uni i'm planning to do a test cycle if test show i have less than 500ng/dl. reason for that is because my bones and muscle gains are fairly weak, i dont have much body hair, i store fat mainly in legs/hips but never had any mood or sex problems.

i still know nothing about test use and i wanna know the chance (number) i fuck something up permenantley if i do it perfecly. 12week cycle or whatever with after cycle therapy etc.

i do not believe in doctors because they genuinely have that "better safe than sorry" attitude.

also did any of you who didn't have much body hair experience growth after test?

What would happen if I missed the gluteus medius when injecting vg? I'm starting to doubt I'm actually injecting the right spot. I'm not feeling the supposed subq injection symptoms though so I'm not sure where else it could possibly go.

I'm definitely in the right area, I'm just not sure I'm actually getting the muscle

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>>39898030
pic related is my body hair gain

>>39898015
>send me ephedrine fag

sure

Send me a doctor who actually doesn;'t make me wait 3 hours for my appointment or can actually give a shit

>>39897996
ya I don't use the healthcare system for anything, just self-medicate

the only issue is how impossible it is to get blood work done. wish we had a privatemdlabs like thing up here, literally just yoloing and hoping everything is fine

>>39898047
I'll EMS packet my uncle up to you

>>39898059
>the only issue is how impossible it is to get blood work done

Huh?

What province u in? Just go to a walk-in clinic and ask them for bloodwork, just make some shit up and ask for whatever you want.

>literally just yoloing and hoping everything is fine
wtf dude...

Bloodwork is one thing that's actually fine, everything else is a pain in the fucking ass. good luck seeing a specialist in a timely manner, EVER.

>>39897946
Why would I ever go there

>>39897961
You guys are all taking like 20 different rec drugs and sleeping around
How is that less degenerate

>>39898064
thanks bro

How much doctor time do I get for 5kg of ephedrine total?

>>39898110
>5kg

just keep him

>>39898077
you can't get bloodwork done without a doctor's referral. you can't just walk into a clinic lol. quebec here but I'm pretty sure it's the same everywhere in canada

plus on cycle/blast bloods would be an awful idea regardless because it would 100% out you.

>>39898133
>you can't get bloodwork done without a doctor's referral.

Yes... You can.

i went to my nearest walkin clinic, waited in a comfy chair shitposting on 4chan from my phone for 40 minutes then went in said "I've been feeling crappy lately and i read a lot about low test in men so i wanted to get my testosterone level checked, also my estrogen".

She printed out a paper for me and told me some doctor bs. I went to a labratory that offered to check bloodwork online, and that was it.

>plus on cycle/blast bloods would be an awful idea regardless because it would 100% out you.

Anabolic steroids are not illegal for personal use in Canada. There is nothing to "out", you can literally say "I roid hard to impress gay men on a chinese forum" and it's okay. You might just get a stern talking about "Muh heart attack risk, muh prostate cancer, muh blahblahblah".

I'm in Ontario.

>>39898116
man wtf bitcoin is at 1070€.

tehhhh fugg i could be a rich mofo right now holy shit.

Is it possible to overtrain on gear?

I've been running 500mg test for 14 weeks, and putting up way more volume and frequency than usual (2 hour sessions 6-7 days a week).

Now I'm just so fucking sore all the time. Like, full body aches, sleeping 8h and waking up exhausted, no energy outside of the gym, etc. Should I dial things back / take a deload week? I'm transitioning to a cruise next week for what it's worth.

>>39898133
And even if you can't in Quebec for some reason (I would highly doubt this but maybe it's somehow possible)

Just tell your doctor you roid and want to be healthy. I would highly doubt a doctor would tell you to fuck off.

>>39897850
>18 weeks of eq solo as an experiment
Feck. Results?

>>39898220
don't lift for a week

I find week long breaks super handy, much more so than deloads.

>>39897961
talk for yourself m8, we others just flaunt it way less than him kek

>>39898220
its takes 2-3 weeks to get used to a high frequency type of training.

if you do deload then its for your bones and cartilage and 1 week of doing nothing every 2 months doesnt do any harm

>>39898176
>>39898228
nope, you 100% need a doctor's referral here, same thing you need to see any kind of specialist (derm, endo, etc).

I also have private insurance through my employer so I'd get fucked if "steroid user" showed up on my medical record because they get to see that

>>39898353
Ok well that's shit then.

Does walkin doc not count as referral?

>I also have private insurance through my employer so I'd get fucked if "steroid user" showed up on my medical record because they get to see that

i'm a youngfag under my parents insurance, almost 21 tho pretty sure it runs out soon. Does it really work that way?

would they really put it down this way?

>>39898261
mixed. felt like dog spit the entire time when not distracting myself with recreational drugs or brutal gym sessions (at 650/wk without any test in there that is kinda to be expected) but gains were actually pretty acceptable.

>>39898182
It's gone down actually

>>39898182
>>39898509
The Chinese are doing good work pumping it.

Is Sustanon any good? Its half the price of test e on my source

>>39898574
doesn't sust lead to uneven bloodlevels?

>>39898450
Well, thanks for sharing lol

>>39898574
It's not bad, it's just difficult to work with since it has so many different esters in it with different half lives. You can use it for sure, it'll just make your life a lot more complicated than regular test e/c would.

>>39898814

Someone troll him, I am busy.

What is the best way to get rid of acne on my shoulders/chest/lats when I'm only on a cruise dose of 200mg, I have been on 200mg/wk for a while and the acne won't go away so should I take a specific supplement or just drop the test dose further to 150mg/wk or something?

>>39898043
am i seriously going to grow that much body hair on test.

i mean i dont mind a bit of hair, but thats too much for me.
no offense

Want mk 677, wat do?

>>39898883
I'm really fucking hairy to begin with, it was just patchy/splotchy before

>>39898888
your quads excuse your shilling this time cap

Would adding in tren to this psmf make me lose fat faster than using just test?

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>>39898883

>not wanting to be hairy

Sure, chicks my hate it, but twinks LOVE It.

>>39898888
Dem sexy quads m8

>>39898935
Please get evendarker lighting I can still guess the bare outline of your body faggot

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>>39898954

u mirrin?

>tfw GIGANTIC

>TFW SHREDED

>>39898978
>tfw dell laptop in a bathroom

>one contact in my phone
>customer support for some mmorpg I played years ago

>>39898978
I just sicked in my mouth a little.

Top notch chest warmer to catch twinks though - were you not a dyel with arms thinner than my cock of course.

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About to hop on a test only cycle. This will be my second cycle and I was wondering if anyone had any issues if they were on script drugs such as concerta, adderall etc while taking test? And also I was wondering if it's ok to drink coffee while on these sort of amphetamines?

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>>39899025

>trying to get a primary care doctor
>so I can get a referral to a dermatologist
>can't see a dermatologist without a referral
>NO doctors that take my romneycare plan are "accepting new patients"

Called up and down. All day on the phone. No one is "accepting new patients right now". No one.

I can't get a doctor.

I got an appointment with the dermatologist, for MARCH (LOL!).

But I need a refferal from a primary care doctor TO EVEN GO.

FIVE HOURS NOW ON THE PHONE Trying to GET A DOCTOR.

THANKS ROMENY
THANKS OBAMA

2 NEW WARTS SINE I TOOK THIS PHOTO LAST WEEK-2 WEEKS AGO.

>sitting in the hottub thinking how many more highschool girls are gonna get genital warts because of mitt romney
>laughing my ass off

I bet each girl I give this shit to is such a whore 10 highschool boys get it.

>giving herpes to every highschool kid in town

LOL

THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR BULLIYING ME IN HIGH SCHOOL NORMIES. PAYBACK

>>39899025

Fucking lold.

How old are you man?

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>>39899072
Bump pls help

>>39898047
>3 hours for an appointment
>shitty

TOP FUCKING KEK if you think the ER in America is even remotely better.

I was waiting with currentgf from ~10pm to 4 am before we had anyone look at her for a fucking seizure she had.

6 hour wait.

For a seizure.

She literally fell asleep on my lap until they finally got around to us because it took so long.

Fucking cancucks complaining about their universal free health care... it's like me complaining about the gun laws.

>>39899130

concerta fucking sucks it's nearly impossible to crush that shit up to rail it

If you're not planning on ingesting the pills stay far far away from concerta

also, your appetite will be BTFO, I hope you weren't planning on bulking

you literally cannot eat

even if you swallow the shit, it's so hard to eat on it.

I was like 6% bf fucking malnorished until age 13 and then I blew up like a blimp in 6 months when I got off of it

>>39899072
>>39899130
It's fine but watch your bp and heart rate, especially combining all three of them. Do your cardio. Also amphetamines are catabolic

>>39898899
any beard gains?

>>39899130
>>39899072
>ywn straight fucking PUMMEL dat ass

>>39899072
why, just simply why would you take drugs while being on test.
Why can you not just abstain from your degenerate drug abuse for the length of your cycle and then continue to be a degenerate drug addict after that.


coffee raises BP, i wouldnt drink that shit at all, test or not.

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>>39899114
20 in 3 months

Also any suggestions on suicide methods besides the bathtub bleeding out thing cuz I would prefer a drug that kills me while I'm unconscious. Was thinking heroin obviously but I don't want to get arrested

>>39899227
Also best part is im in "college" ahurhurdur "best years of ur life" more like worst years I have never been so near the end like this. I can barely force myself to stand up to get water anymore let alone start going through the ropes of this college work in 2 weeks when it starts again. I spend all day lying in bed half conscious from taking fuckloads of benadryl

>>39899096
>genital warts and herpes
PUH-LEASE tell me the pic is not your ballsack

>>39899227
Inert gas asphyxiation if you're a pussy.

Bullet to the head xf w/plastic bag wrapped around your head if you're feeling more manly

Bleeding out in a bathtub if you're a teenage girl

Lots and lots of heroin and sleeping pills and whiskey if you're at least a man.

>>39899263

yeah I got both of them I think

The photo is my pubes, the lump is the base of my dick

>>39899279
Wew.

>>39899279
HAND ME MY FAINTING COUCH AND EYE BLEACH

I DID NOT NEED TO SEE THIS

>>39899294

#madeit

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>>39899072
>I'm about to hop on, should I take (stim) and (other stim)

>>39899301
You certainly made something.

Like a lot of teenage boys and girls into suicidal basket cases with no hopes for a socially acceptable love life.

>>39899295
>not wanting to see another mans shaft and pubes on a Taiwanese homosexual body mirin board

Where do you think you are?

>>39899295

>can't trim pubes because it would make warts obvious to girlies

ugh.

And march? wtf. Fucking march.

They might be gone by then. They stay around for a few months and then dissapear. They've been around for a few months already.

Cap seems to think they're genenital warts, but idk if they are herpes sores because one of them oozed some yellow stuff when I squeezed it a month back

I had some herpes meds lying around but I took them all already

>inb4cap

I don't need more, they don't hurt anymore

>>39899332

that's what they get for having sex before marriage

hopefully I save a lot of guys from marrying ////used goods////

no hymen no diamond

Also, top kek, can you imagine telling your parents?

>be a 16 year old girl
>ma ma
>i need to go to the doctor
>why honey
>oh, nbd, this guy at the gym gave me multiple STDs

LOL
O
L

>>39899274
>Inert gas asphyxiation
Wat

I checked before (lel) and I thought that they started putting oxygen in the helium tanks so people stopped killing themselves with it, if that's the method ur refering to.

Yay just took 250 more benadryl time to sleep plus whatevers still in my system from the long ass half life.


Also
>grandmother: "so anon make any friends in college"
>me: "i-i guess"
>grandmother:"oh good im glad, youd hate it without anyone"

>meanwhile posting here about how to kill myself

btw is there something I can just fucking inject and die from it?

>>39899332
>not wanting to see THIS SPECIFIC mans shaft and pubes on a Taiwanese homosexual body mirin board

FTFY kek

>>39899343
>>39899368
I implore you to kill yourself as soon and painful as possible.

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>>39899380

>tfw glands doesn't consider you a friend

feels really bad desu

It was your urging me to suicide cut that gave me my ASTHETIC jawline and sunken cheeks and ability to infect more teenage girls with STDs than everbefore

I owe you senpai

no suicide kk?

>>39899159
>>39899162
Ok I figured. So should I just do my conditioning in the a.m before I take the concerta? I Do alot of strength cardio and sprinting mostly HIIT.

>>39899380
>>39899403
get a room, team up, livestream that shit. no you-first-then-me pact bullshit because I guarantee the remaining fag WILL wuss out and that defeats the point.

>inject something and die
20g of tren. post results

>>39899380
>btw is there something I can just fucking inject and die from it?
fent

>>39899439
Seconding this. Would even be a fun ride.

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>>39899437

but I dont wanna die. I'm happier than every before kek.

I'm literally so excited to hit my stage 1 goal body and start putting on some muscle

can't sleep at night im so excitied to get BIG