Facial aesthetics thread NYE alone edition

>>39855562
Tilt your head down

Objectively above average though

>>39855577
Thanks breh

>>39855562
You might have blepharitis. Get your sink water really hot, run a towel under the water, then compress the towel against your eyelids for a minute each night.

>>39855622
Will fo

>>39855577
his name is Pajeet

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>drunk and rosy cheeks

Happy New Years you beautiful fuckers!

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All i can offer is feet

Happy new year, you'll make it

Enjoy steak with the BF

>New barber
>ask for crew cut
>I mean....that barber school 101 she cant fuck it up right?
>fucked it up

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When you look at yourself, do you see yourself worse than you actually are, overthinking things?

Because I personally think I look like shit - I have an unsymmetrical face, dark circles under eyes, and just small features in general. I'll never be the Chad that my dad cheered me on to be, and it's seriously upsetting because I can't outlift it

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>>39855562
d-dnp?

>>39855791
Give ass

>>39855791
Soles pls

>>39855828
You do look like shit though

>>39855849
-t faceless anon

>>39855849
I know I do, thinking it is the only thing that keeps me going till the end of the day

>>39855828
>I can't outlift it

WRONG WRONG WRONG so fucking WRONG dont ever write something that pathetic again you look young so im gonna let it pass it this time but if you are as pathetic as you are now again i will find you, and i will kill you

>>39855828
You look normal to me, anon.

>>39855835
Natural

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>>39855828
I know you. Nice seeing you here.
>>39855562
No bulli pls.

>>39855828
you look normal. get a haircut and you'll be fine

>>39855908
Remind me who you are, because I'm blanking
>>39855916
What kind of haircut? A buzz or something? I got my hair cut last week so it's pretty short right now.

>>39855908
wax those eyebrows bro

>>39855932
Levon. I definitely know you.

>>39855932
something short on the sides with some length on top

>>39855957
Levon, my nig, I'm sorry I didn't recognize you
>>39855958
Thanks for the advice, I'll talk to my barber next time about it and see if he can come up with anything

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The joy of being stationed on NYE

>>39855991
>Hello, it is I, Thad McThundercock, the Pussy Slayer

>>39855991
>on the brink of 2017
>not having a CIB

>>39855991
Welfare queen.

>>39855995
Only a complete faggot would wear a CIB on anything but an ASU

>>39855562
POO IN LOO/10

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been Putin coffe in my eyebrows thickening up them nicely no bully plis shave it for l8ttr
>>39855908
nice body you hairstyle is to rounded imo makes you look like a cuck

>>39855949
I dont understand. Isnt is not masculine to do that? I dont want to do it as a guy. >>39855989
Its all good. Happy new year.

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>>39856013
>Only a complete faggot would wear a CIB on anything but an ASU

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>>39855991
Chad/10

>>39855991
Ymra Su? You don't look Japanese to me...

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>>39855562
Black hair=best hair
>>39855908
BRUH YOU LOOK LIKE BIG HEAD FROM SILICON VALLEY OML

>>39855997
what's middle school like nowadays?

>>39856024
Thanks for the feedback. I usually cut my hair short on bottom and long on top but as it grows it turns into current haircut.

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5th new years alone and counting.

>>39856067
Wow, why tf did it post wrong. Apologies, everyone.

>>39855861
Even if I'm ugly wouldn't change what I said.

>>39855776
>TIL Neville from icarly shitposts on /fit/

>>39855991
what's your MOS brah?

>>39856092
12D

>>39856092
14/88

>>39856067
you look like the love child of Cody Garbrandt and Gegard Mousasi
or a fucked up Theo James with a monobrow
either way you look better than most niggas on /fit/

>>39855908
Ugly ass weasel-looking wop

You look like a greaser rat named Vinnie who gets offed in the first act of a mafia movie after 5 minutes of screentime, and all of his greaser friends go "They clapped Vinnie!" and this sparks the second act, but you never get mentioned again because your stank ass was just a catalyst for greater events to unfold, you fucking retarded momma boy looking ass weasel. God I fucking hate your kind. Please refrain from posting here ever again, fucking retarded Guinea.

>>39856092
Pretty cool
>>39856101
Back to your containment board

>>39856105
I've never seen a man more passionate about being a stupid fucking cunt
eat a FAT dick homie

>>39856114
Back to jail you worthless nigger, /pol/ never has and will never be a containment board.

>>39856102
I'm proud of my thick ass eyebrows. Thanks though.

>>39856077
If you are on android just crop photo and save. Then post that one and it will be straight.
>>39856105
Very specific

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>>39856105

>>39856126
>this mad

Lol this is why you are a containment board. Go reeeeee there stormfag

>>39856118
That's just the type of thing a Vinnie would say. I'm on to you.

>>39856126
>/pol/fag with no self-awareness forgets that everyone hates him
commit sudoku asap

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fuuuuarking kill me

>>39856145
NOT EVEN VINNIE
IM THE SPIC IN >>39856050

>>39855908
AYY everyone, it's cousin Vinnie!

>>39855908
what the fuck man your ears attach to your neck, it freaky please kick your father in the nuts

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>>39856050
I can see the resemblance

>>39855908
i like how you have down-turned eyes, but u should clean up your eyebrows a bit. U got that shy look going on

>>39856161
I'd say you're Average-looking, but not bad at all.

You look like someone carved a face into a potato, but then van Gogh transcribed that potato into his pièce de résistance. From there modern CGI crafted that work of art into you, taking inspiration from various animation characters such as Shrek.

>>39856186
Haha i know and it reflects on my personality since i am a bit shy in general.

>>39856191
>the polite roast
a polished potato is a potato nonetheless

>>39856212
van Gogh could make a toilet look like Clint Eastwood, tbqh

>>39856129
Cody Garbrandt and Theo James are perfect male specimens
Mousasi looks like an iranian movie star.
take this as a big W and go slay tonight

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Hi guys. I have enough facial aesthetics to get a girl tonight right?

Hehehe

>>39856200
it's cute, a lot of girls are into the shy guy that's actually fit once the clothes come off

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>>39856191
>>39856212
I'm half polish, so potato is 50% of my dna

I would say pretty accurate desu

>>39856345
your're the nicest lookin potato i ever saw f a m
would sit next to on the bus/10

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Going to try to maximize aesthetics this year... wear more makeup, get a decent haircut for a change, maybe get eyebrows waxed, etc

>>39856345
What is your other half?

>>39856381
London

>>39856381
nice gyno, fag

>>39856431
I'm female. Just androgynous. I'm going to try to femme it up more though, I hate wearing makeup and girly clothes, but I'm tired of always being the ugly girl that gets overlooked.

>>39856105
sounds like a bunch of good fellas pumped the anime fangirl you're in love with full of their hot n' spicy sau-seeges and you're here trying to cope with your impotent rage.

grow up you little bitch. that was pathetic.

>>39856067
I can see that you've been alone for 5 years, but I have trouble seeing how this happened.

>>39856419
the bus is a red double decker
should be an easy guess

>>39856431
never change

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01/10

>>39856441
Post a pic without the glasses that cover half your face. You don't look that ugly, but oversized glasses make anyone look more attractive so maybe I'm wrong

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>>39855908
You look very short.

>>39856457
It was a joke you dumb faggot

>>39856470
Im not but im not very tall either. Just average height.
>>39856457
Thanks friend.
>>39856459
British?
>>39856478
It just sounded like you were being a cunt for no reason.

>>39856496
y, anglo

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>>39856469
I think I look better with glasses. They cover my bug eyes. I'm not sure they're something I'm willing to give up, at least not everyday.

I'm going to try ordering a bunch of cheap glasses in different colors though and coordinating them with my outfits.

>>39856496
how tall are you then my dude

>>39855562
hot dude desu
a thicker beard would suit you, but it'd be a shame to hide that jawline

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>>39856515
whats up with your cheeks+
the other side looks defalted

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What are some aesthetic hair cuts?

>>39856517
5'9"
>manled detected xD

>>39856540
well if you wanna look taller just stay with that hair if not just short and faded

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>super liked gym crush on tinder
>no response

gonna SNAP
FUCKING ROASTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39855791
Nasty feet

>>39856539
Don't know, sometimes my cheekbones come out, but apparently not at the same time.

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>>39856546
nah man its all right

>>39855991
10/10 aesthetics

>>39856515
you look like a young Willem Dafoe with tits

>>39856550
you look creepy af lmao

>>39856562
oh alright
can you rate my pic?
its the black and white filter

>>39856515
You have very manly features, but I think growing your hair out and waxing brows would help. Makeup not necessarily needed, but would help

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>>39856550
you remind me of pic related

fbi has already been tipped m80

>>39856550
is this the picture you used on Tinder?

Because you're a good looking dude that needs to 1) groom himself better 2) learn to take a better picture of himself and 3) don't ever post some sweat drenched photo anywhere, let alone a dating site. You look like you just gone done raping the girl you keep in a box in your basement.

>>39856515
Yeah I like you more with the glasses. But I think it's your hairstyle desu, it's not doing you any favors.

>>39856515
Why are you fucking blurred nigga.

>>39856590
The asian guy? I would say you're good looking. If you're trying to be /fit/, I would advise going for a lean, muscular look and not a big, bodybuilder look. I think that's good advice for any guy, but asian men in particular.

Unless you just really want a bodybuilder look and you're not doing it for the girls. Then do whatever you want.

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>>39856607
>You look like you just gone done raping the girl you keep in a box in your basement.

that was my intention

>>39856540
You could rock a faded flat top with that much hair. Or just straight up get a low fade.

Black people hair is amazing for styling, you guys have a lot of versatility with ur hair

>>39856550
Your beard isn't very tight, consider shaving it all off. Curly hair isn't very *in* unless you have god-tier facial aesthetics. Having water and/or sweat all over your face looks sickly and creepy, the only exception to this rule is if you're smiling and at the pool and/or the beach.

Angle on your pic doesn't help.

>>39856610
Beats me, my phone takes pretty flattering photos. Maybe it blurs faces on purpose.

>>39856609
Yeah, my hair sucks. I don't want to grow it long and I don't want to get it cut every 2 weeks so it looks good. It just winds up looking like a helmet most of the time except for a week or 2 after getting it cut.

>>39856630
You look pretty buff but i cant help but notice how your head looks huge compared to your body. How tall are you?

>>39856630
Breh you gotta lose that facial hair. You have an overly baby face that's not masculine enough to pull facial hair off without looking goofy.

It makes you look like a fedora more than it helps desu

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>>39856626
thx my dude im actually a mixed breed of Dutch/Peruvian but i will try to be lean
thats a promise

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>>39856648

5'6 :^)

>>39856649
i look weirder without facial hair

>>39856667
No, you look better.

You're a good looking guy. Don't get oneitis over the Tinder girl.

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Still need to lose 15 more pounds pls no bully, I'll make it one day

>>39856630
You need to lose the beard and get a better (shorter) haircut.

>>39856667
Nice forearms.
You look like you are gonna do the next shooting in that pic.

>>39856681
You look great.

>>39856681
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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>>39856667

>>39856681
London

>>39856515
you have pretty green eyes nigga glasses are for faggots

>>39856692
Need to get back to my previous weight desu, building muscle on this chunky base only makes me look Zarya-tier wide

>>39856667
dude get rid of the fucking facial hair you look like shit

with the beard you look like a 16 year old trying to grow a beard who overcompensates being a manlet by liftting

without it you look like an 18 year old trying to grow a beard who overcompensates being a manlet by liftting

>>39856643
Yeah I feel you. I'm pretty shit at maintaining myself so I'm basically in the same boat, but as a guy.

Also keep in mind u may just not be photogenic, some people arent. I get chicks calling me cute all the time but I legit can't take a selfie without looking or feeling ugly af.

>>39856707
fine i'll shave brb

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>>39856540
step 1 to getting all the white bitches wet

>>39856716
Yeah, I think I look better in person, but I've heard that everyone thinks that because they're used to striking angles in the mirror that flatter them.

Also I like to think my hair looks better in person where you can see all the texture and strands, but who knows. It probably just looks like a big black helmet all the tie.

And I hear you. I never take selfies. I think looking at them afterwards is physically painful. I only posted here tonight as some sort of NYE step forward into owning how I look.

>>39856704
I'm the other girl posting and trust me, I wish I looked like you. Best of luck to you.

>>39856025
you dont gotta go all out, just remove some of those stray hairs at the end

>>39856681
qt3.14
would suck nipples and fingerbang to Frank Ocean/10

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I have alopecia. Not very aesthetic.

>>39856703
Thanks anon, i'll experiment with wearing my contacts more, but I don't know, I've always liked wearing glasses.

>>39856776
>2017- 3 minutes
>not realizing cancer chic is a thing
go watch 50/50 right FUCKING now

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hello friends

happy new year

>>39856024
the only cuck here is you. future baldlet detected

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>>39855812
Me with the worst haircut for oval face
>>39856467
the chins got mad potential
>>39856067
how?
>>39856681
girl with balls to post 10/10

>>39856792
Fuck mane, you look like a gril
But also a hot guy
C O N F L C T E D

>>39856792
Are your eyes super blue?

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>>39856798
Chad/10

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>>39856161
Gavin?

I don't think I aged in the past 4 years besides looking more tired

>>39856759
That's probably the best step, just own it breh. You aren't ugly for sure, just need to work your style more, that shit seems to matter more if you're a girl.

And trust me I understand, I'm sure a part of it is body dysmorphia, at least on my part, can't speak for you, but you sound like you go into the same mindset, so I wouldn't doubt it.

Good luck anon. We're all gonna make it.

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>>39856776
Cool cosplay

>>39856798
You look like the pic of the incredibly nervous doggo

>>39856815
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR EYESBROWS

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>>39856805
th-thanks
i would be your friend

>>39856810
contacts brodie

>>39856818
Thanks, anon! I'm rooting for you.

>>39856822
He looks hot tho

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Pls bully me.

>>39856845
Asian/10

>>39856822
I'm not sure what is meant by this.

>>39856845
You look better then 99% other Asian

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>>39856852

ONE PUNCH YA BITCH

>>39856862
Round frames flatter no one.

>>39856867

Shape recommendations? Rimless?

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>>39856815
naah, not gavin sorry m8

>>39856856

>>39856862
now you look like a ugly monk dude

>>39855562
You look like you shit outdoors.

>>39855776
>it's a dude who uses myspace fat chick angles episode

>>39855828
AH HA HA HA HA HA

>>39855835
You have never had sex with a living person, but you've probably killed more people than most of >>>/k/.

>>39855908
Exactly why Brexit happened.

>>39855991
Sexiest faggot in the 101st.

>>39856024
Not bad. Not bad at all.

>>39856050
You look like my ex-wife.

>>39856067
I hope you spent some of that time getting a grasp of indoor shitting.

>>39856161
If anyone's ever wondered whether elves exist and if they can be retarded, this should answer both questions.

>>39856266
Bait/10.

>>39856381
I'd plow it.
>after a six-pack

>>39856467
You're probably closer to a 3 or 4, actually.

>>39856540
If you haven't been suspended from a Div. I NCAA team for rape yet, you will be.

>>39856550
Shave; bathe; get a haircut and a decent wardrobe; we'll talk later.

>>39856681
Would smash (possibly even sober)/10.

>>39856776
THROW IT IN A WHEAT THRESHER

>>39856792
The Hapa have a tendency for suicide so severe that I won't tell you what I really think.

>>39856798
"I didn't exactly play varsity. More like I was the equipment mana- where are you going?"

>>39856815
I now understand why my father, a decorated Vietnam veteran, wakes up screaming periodically.

>>39856845
>that one asian dude on probation

>>39856876
bruh come on man how could you think those are good round frames are like stereotypical asian nerd or monk glasses, try rectangle ones

>>39856882
xd lol

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>>39856876
I think almost anything else will look good on you.

I'd recommend a full chunky frame like T.O.P., but rimless would look stylish too.

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>>39856707

thanks man now i look even more like a serial killer

>>39855828
Average. Your hair is shite tier though lmao.

>>39856845
v-tech shooter/10

>>39856898
bruh are you serious you look about 10x better than without that amish neckbeard jesus christ

>>39856898
I recommend that you get more sleep. A healthy 9 hours is a good start.

>>39856889
>The Hapa have a tendency for suicide so severe that I won't tell you what I really think.


kek'd

that only applies to the ones with asian mothers. but good job figuring out most of my ethnicity srs because no one ever does

>>39856889
>only get one rating on my face
>the rating is "bait/10"

I guess that pretty much says all i need to know.

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>>39856889
how about some tl dr bro

>>39855562

pajeet/10

>>39856898
You look much better, anon.

>>39856914
tl;dr he is a neckbeard virgin jealous of us guys who are feeling fit ^:)

>>39856898
Sleep and cut your hair cut shorter.

You look better without the beard tho for sure

>>39856845
Great look
>>39856862
Jesus christ why

>>39855828
You need better sleep for your dark circles.
Just lift.

>>39856922
I actually think he should grow his hair longer. He's got a pretty face, his luscious curls should frame it.

>>39856889
>I now understand why my father, a decorated Vietnam veteran, wakes up screaming periodically.

lmao tell him my dad says hi

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>>39856266
>>39856913
>reverse search
>its actually true

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How do I fix Smile lines?
Nose breather vs Mouth breather is the solution?

>>39856820
Thank you. It was a gift from my brother. Real cheeky.

>>39856931
You might be right. He needs to fucking sleep though, for sure.

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>>39856938

(I KNOW ITS ELECTRODE)

>>39856898
you should get some sunlight!

>>39856940
Aren't those genetic?

>>39856898
You missed some hairs and/or didn't clean the stray hairs off properly. You look a lot better, try getting some sun and proper sleep.

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>>39856925
heh

>>39856940
Never breathe through mouth, it's bad posture.

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Albanian guy here who looks like a mix between a mexican and an arab. Kill me please.

>>39856889
>exactly why Brexit happened
What do i have to do with Brexit?

>>39856990
How much money?

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>>39856974
Don't worry brodie I went OPM for shits and giggles too.

>>39857004
What do you mean? How much money I got? Mother and father run a successful company, so I guess I am lucky in that regard.

>>39857022
To kill you?


I have 5 dollar special going on right now...

>>39857033
Oh, why did you not say. Tbh you can do it for free.

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>>39856951
Time to join Akatsuki then

>>39856990
mire po dokesh qika e jem

>>39855776
lol a white dude with fused earlobes. what's your background?
>>39856467
how old are you, 16?
>>39856515
having 1 picture and your hair tied back, androgynous desu. bug eyes? what feature are you worried about there?
>>39856550
that's a weak mustache bro
>>39856776
shaved head is a good look tho, only problem is you're almost too young. you're probably the most thug looking weed slinger in your highschool
>>39856815
could be good but the thin eyes kills the vibe
>>39856898
holy shit your angles and sulky look lmao

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>>39857097
Hair is not tied back, it's just short. It's supposed to look like pic related, but it only looks like that for a week or two right after getting it cut. Then it transforms into soccer mom, then it transforms into helmet as seen in my picture,

>>39856845
I think Asians look like aliens or really pale to brown pig faces but once in awhile, one of these faces pop up.

10/10

>>39857134
plz be my ai gf

>>39856862
I like it

>>39856889
>If anyone's ever wondered whether elves exist and if they can be retarded, this should answer both questions.
FUCKING SHUT THIS SHIT DOWN, THERES A NEW SHERRIFF IN TOWN

(also post pics of your ex-wife)

>>39855791
fat

>>39855898
it must be jaundice then

captcha: fireworks

>>39857097
>white dude
>fused ear lobes
>background
rural West Virginia, you're a dumb fuck for not already knowing

I'll leave this place one day

>>39855562
simpson character out of 10

>>39857201
not before you commit hara-kiri

>>39857175
Figures, you've one of the most attached white dude earlobes I've ever seen.

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Happy new year /fit/

>>39857261
Happy new year qt3.14

>>39857261
Great picture. Professionally done? Average dude doing a very good job of making what he has. Hope you get bigger.

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>>39857287
Nope, just an iPhone camera.
I'm exactly the size I want to be senpai

>>39857305
Why did you block your face in this picture when you've already revealed your face in another?

Shenanigans.

>>39857312
The first pic is newer, second one is for /cbt/ threads

>>39857312
Tattoo is clearly visible though.

>>39857323
Yeah, you're right. Shenanigans retracted.

Pajeets are not welcome here

>>39857357
/pol/ pls go

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happy new years /fit/

>>39857305
Do you have a gf? Do you want one?

>>39857419
No I'm fairly antisocial. Gf would be nice, though

>>39856792
not a single comment on your tattoo
fit sure is a different place

>>39855991
C H A D
H
A
D

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Happy New year fags.
Better luck next year

>>39857542

thanks dyel tyler1 you 2

>>39856681
thicc

>>39857599
hot

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>>39855562
>>39856067
I know that feel

>>39857780
Grills probably intimidated by how fucking great you look

n-no homo

>>39857780
shit you look like a model. you could definitely get someone, you just need to expend some effort, and probably not much.

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Happy new year faggots.

>>39857819
feeling fit buddy?

>>39857819
You look like a model too. I guess all the model bros are back from their parties

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>>39856889
>mfw I went DII and not DI

>>39857831
Pretty much
>>39857832
Nah, don't go out other than work/fit stuff.

>>39857849
What's that mic for?

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>>39855908
Like an inverted version of this

>>39855562
>>39855828
>>39855835
>>39855991
>>39856024
>>39856067
>>39856161
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>>39857261
>>39857386
>>39857542
>>39857599
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>>39857819
I thought /fit/ was suppose to be full of ugly 2/10 seeing as how yall be crying about
>tfw no gf

>>39857977
>fit is one type of person only

>>39857977
i only come here for the memes and to point newbies in the right direction

>>39858327
wrery nice, wery sex man, that stache looks pretty disconnected thou

>>39858338
>that stache looks pretty disconnected thou
definitely, fixed that now

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>>39858338
>wery

Very nice, your movements

>>39856776
/pol/ pls go

>>39857466
w-what type of girls are you into...

>>39857780
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REAL YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL '-'

>>39856776
You're still really cute w a bald head you should get big so you will be like real life bane

>>39856862
hot especially the piercings

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>>39855562
retinal detachment mode
How do I into Big Boss mode?

>>39858632
How the fuck did that happen?

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How the fuck do I lean out my face? I can never get rid of that cheek fat.

>>39858642
Stop being a faggot

>>39858650
You must be forgetting where you are.

>>39858635
Idk breh
This was the 7th surgery in last 2yrs
Ot's not detached anymore, but the retina is damaged as fuck and I can't see shit

Doc said it wasn't lifting-induced

>>39858673
Fuck, is the damage permanent?
Hope you can fix that brah, good luck. I just wanna give you a hug now and say everything will be ok.
>tfw thinkin of u hurtin

>>39858642
order aromasin online and start microdosing

>>39856050
you look like a lesbian

>>39858738
Rude

>>39855562
Fuck my life, I don't mean to offend you but your features + skin colour = Indian convince store owner from the Simpsons.

anyone else blow up any social ties they have without even trying to?

/fit/ best board

>>39858680
>Fuck, is the damage permanent?
Yep
Only thing left to do is to wait for some new medical advancement
Felt bad but i got used to it over time

>>39857780
you pretty motherfucker

>>39857134
Britt, you look like someone who makes shitty house music
You also look like a nervo twin
Not that nervo twins aren't shit I just had those two thoughts separately.
You're fine but personally not a fan of the meme haircut

>>39856550
Jeez i wonder why
Psychopath/10

>>39855991
Lt. Chad

>>39857261
Is that a chemistry tattoo?

>>39858886
are you wearing contacts ? looks like your eye color changed. also what hair products do you use to make it look like the last pic ?

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Fish flakes in a fkn fish bowl

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happy new year /fit/!

>>39856667
looking good without the beard m8

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Rate /10

>>39857305
Why the fuck did you tattoo serotonin on your biceps, I almost thought it was psilocin which would make sense but serotonin lol

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Still pretty DYEL. Happy New Years!

>>39856990
not looking bad anon...

>>39859149
Duckface should be punished with a sword.

>>39859149
Shit pose
Shit facial expression
Shit hat
Shit hair
Shit tan

Apply yourself

>>39857977
Sometimes the ugliness is on the inside.

>>39858886
Just take the fucking earings out..
Literally a dead giveaway that you're a fag

>>39859153
never skip neck day

>>39856792
>veni vidi vici

>>39856755
>that stupid fucking lip thing niggers does

>>39859149
lol

>>39859153
Do you do any chest exercises?

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Pls no bully

>>39855828
>When you look at yourself, do you see yourself worse than you actually are, overthinking things?

Yeah, you're looking at yourself in the mirror everyday. You notice so much shit that no one else would notice in day to day interactions.

You look fine. Maybe get a more interesting haircut and a bit of a beard

>>39855908
Didn't you shoot the Russian ambassador?

I thought you died?

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>>39859219
you look like my mexican bf

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Yes I'm jailbait

>>39856630
Turbo manlet over here.

>>39856815
fetal alcohol syndrome/10

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slowly making it out of dyel mode.

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>>39859588
>manbun

>>39859613
Is someone being murdered just out of frame?

>>39859531
i do sl, but the chest doesnt grow.

>>39859640
it's crystal lake.

>>39859127
Hairspray and literally a towel for every hairstyle.
>>39859309
Got that a lot, stopped wearing them unless I'm feeling like wearing them.

>>39859633
Nothing wrong with it if you can pull it off, I just can't haircut when?

>>39859153
Looking like the dyel ver. of elgin

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Tired. Need a haircut.

Happy New Year!

>>39860066

Mall shooter tier

>>39860115
Thanks

Staying up all night is really getting old

>>39860131

Your face looks fine just get the mall shooter look off it

>>39859765
Get a better haircut
>>39860066
Looking like Tucker from fox news

>>39860006
is that good? apart fron the dyel part

>>39860139
Kek, will do

>>39860182
Depends, go watch his video and decide for yourself

>>39859545
Average
5/10

>>39856755
White culturally diversified non cuck and my dudes pull chicks with this cutt all the time

>>39856550

Shave and get a haircut you psychotic faggot.

>>39856898

You look good, now consider getting a tan and some sleep.

>>39856755
If I was black I'd definitely go with the left cut.

Looks great

>>39857261
qt pie