/fraud/

Prev on fuck Alex general
>>39839901

In the train to Amsterdam for nye, train smells like shit. Thanks somalians. Grumpy thanks to low carb and have to wait few hours till carbs again. What a wonderful life

>>39850943
>>39850969

Thank you, the only thing that really concerned me was if long term steroid users would be sterile. I'm considering sterons mainly incase my natty T levels come back low im 25 and i cant live on knowing i have 400-500 test or something at this age really, and i know the chances of my dr giving me test at those levels and with my age (25) is low. I work in LE so i feel less of a man living like this. so i figured if im going to inject myself with hormones for trt anyway why not try a cycle for fun. im not trying to get shredded and body build, i actualy personaly like strongman bodies. i know this comes with increased sides.
Feel more comfortable hopping on that cruise for life now though, if sterilization isnt really a concern and cruising until i hit a bodyfat percentage low enough to blast ( for fun) a couple of times. would any of you consider letting your T levels drop and dot no PCT or Sterons after buying UGL for that there pharm grade Test?

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>have qt virgin grill friend
>hot as fuck
>properly thicc, wide hips, tiny waist, big tiddies, not much fat, can see abs when flex
>green eyes, freckles, long straight brown hair
>nobody hit it before because she was super uptight farmgirl and basically only hit puberty this year (is 19)
>absolutely controlled by parents and scared of boys
>doesn't club, barely drinks, only had first kiss six months ago
>take her to a music festival with camping
>after first day comes back in to my tent
>gets strangely cuddly
>tells me she's on the pill
>aw shit son
>start things off, gets heavy quick
>fuck her raw
>she comes twice
>begs me to cum inside her
>bust a nut deep up the tight vagoo
>more cuddling
>says 'goodnight muscles' before snuggly cute sleep
>go and drink and see all the favourite bands next day

d-did I make it lads

>>39851100
no

you mistook this thread for r9k

>>39851092
>would any of you consider letting your T levels drop and dot no PCT or Sterons after buying UGL for that there pharm grade Test?
This can be very hit or miss. Most docs prescribe crap like sustanon or nebido where I live. I think peek has a trt doc that monitors his bloods constantly.
But for traveling it's pretty nice to carry roids legally

>>39851100
nice

>>39851131
I thought this was the chad blogposting general

>>39851139
im going to the same clinic my dad gets 250mg test cyp shots lol and hes 46 with high blood pressure, last i heard he gets a shot a week of 250mg test and his blood levels were 1100, are are my chances good?
>tfw your dad gets medical sterons and has a high serum levels than you
this is unfair

>>39851100
No. You defiled a young woman who, from your description, is wife material.

>>39851165
>implying having a drug abusing chad cum inside her won't trigger her slut instincts

>>39851158
My levels came out ~450 and I'm 19. Doc wouldn't do anything obviously.
Also that sounds like a shady ass doc, but in your case a good bet

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>>39851100
>goodnight muscles

almost had me lad whew

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>>39851100
>virgin grill friend
>on the pill
Lmao

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>>39851189
Why would someone come on an anonymous aboriginal finger painting club and lie?

>>39851202
Takes it for acne

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>>39851223
cute

>tfw qtczgf doesn't take any birth control because the pill causes horrible hormone fluctuations for her that have hospitalized her in the past

still gonna bust a nut a full 2.7 inches deep in it though

god I hope she gets pregnant

always wanted to fugg a qt pregnant grill

>>39850958
REMINDER:
=-=-=-=-=-=
REAL men don't use -- or NEED -- steroids. EVER.
Only genetic failures with boipussies use steroids.

/thread

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>>39851104

Missed the new thread with my glorious shitpost.

Fuck USPS. Fuck UPS too but at least we get shit done. Your mailman has a little truck full of little packages and letters to deliver. Your UPS driver (yes, they're called "drivers" and never anything else) has a big truck filled, literally filled, to the brim with heavy ass packages. Their mornings typically consist of swimming through packages to find the Next Day Airs that have to be delivered by 10:30 am sharp or they get their ass chewed out severely. Realize that their loaders could very well without intent; 'hide' one of those next day airs under a 130 lb package which is under 20 other packages in the middle of the truck.

Typically each truck has 300 pieces/packages. During the holidays ie. peak season, a truck will have 400-650. Some are huge, some are over 100 lbs, some are big ass tires, some are 12 foot x 6 foot posterboards. Shipments of printer paper, 100 lb vats of korean ginseng extract, live fish and crickets, hazardous materials. The loaders have about 5 seconds to load each package as at least 9 seconds per package will be spent finding and identifying it in the pile of packages coming down the conveyor belt.

So, anyway, fuck USPS. Mailmen probably think they have it hard but they don't -- no fucking way. If you tip, tip your UPS driver over your mailman. After 4 years they make about $110,000 with full benefits but they don't make nearly enough considering the bullshit they deal with. And ding-dong-ditch is company policy.

Eventually I'll write a book on what bullshit working for UPS is. They actually make you do hard labour in the dark. Your supervisor will steal your hours. They nickel-and-dime you for every minute which is astonishing considering many people get paid to play on their phones half the day while we're busting ass the entire time. It begs the question why anyone works here; I researched it and apparently it's a produce of emotional abuse.

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>>39851223
Of course she does

Boy she found a real sucker
Enjoy raising her child

>>39851256
>becoming a father just so you get the opportunity to fuck a pregnant girl because it's your fetish

is this the old fraud

I'm like, 70% sure I have an STD

does fucking random girls without a condom even while knowing this make me a bad person?

>>39851286
>not asking to see them
>dong barely fits because she's so tight
>bleeds everywhere
>doesn't really know what to do

Yep haha she's been taking black dick for years and now I'm a father

Thanks for your insightful input jerry

Now go back to asuza while the chads have sexual intercourse with real women

Please protect your women tonight Euro bros

>>39851031
Somali Niggers, Ordinary Niggers, Arab Sandniggers... they always smell like shit

>>39851100
>Bust a Nut
Nigger detected

>>39851286
Everything in pic related is perfect. The smile of defeat on the man, the soulless face of the woman knowing she was a coalburner. The smug face of the half-breed, and the troubled face of the dog fucking seals it for me

>>39851202
>I was taking it just in case silly boy

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>Can you link the pol post pls. It would mean a lot to me and keep my mind off being alone on NYE.

Sorry bro, I was never able to find it.

>>39847870
>just be yourself
You're right - no point trying to emulate someone's life trajectory when you don't really have the same cards you were dealt. But I'm trying to capture the essence/principle of this revelation and apply it to my own circumstances as best as possible.

I do like the point about getting involved in more physical oriented tasks. Might try out a climbing gym near my work for that.

>>39851321
>being so insecure on a mongolian knitting forum
Yeah, really made it brah!

>>39851290
I wish

>>39851321
>dong barely fits

this is actually fucking awful

>>39851377
>might try out a climbing gym near my work for that

like rock climbing? Brother does it and loves it, seems like fun, I'm just a midget so I'm shit at it

try scuba diving, I got my cert and can't wait to do some open water dives this summer. Going to be a blast, really fun hobby.

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>>39851321
If tiure that indoctrinated I dont know what to say

I guarantee shes been suckin dicks since the 6th grade

>>39851361
The dog really brings it all home

>>39851449
>this is actually awful

I'm not sure if you're saying that having the dong barely fit is bad or calling it a dong is bad

I'm posting drunk on the dunny and my vocabulary gets kooky when I drink

But a tight grippy vagoo is the best imo

>>39851295

yes

but at the same time girls are stupid and I dont respect them so im not too emotional

>>39851321

Your gf sounds like a whooore man

I had a similar situation with a virgin girl wanting to have sex with me

except she didnt in the end because she wasnt a fucking whoooooore

>>39851467
I'm saying the dong barely fitting is bad

I mean it's good and bad, but fuck, it's annoying as shit at first until you loosen her up a bit and she gets used to you

It's like jerking off by squeezing the life out of your dick vs. releasing your grip ever so slightly so that there's a pleasing amount of friction but not too much that it's painful

shit sucks, pro's and con's to virgins imo

>>39851458
Thank you for enlightening me jerry

>>39851490
Did take a while to loosen up, but after that was the best poon I've ever haf

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That was a weird ass pin. When u went to pull the needle out of my VG the skin around it was pulling up too and it was like stuck to the needle up by the hub part. Fuckin nipro needles.

I posted the other day about taking ostarine and what I'd need to do if there's suppression but I got conflicting answers do so I'll ask again if that's alright and not against the rules

I'm currently on week two of a six week ostarine cycle for some joint and bone issues I've been having. They've been healing up nicely and I've even gained about 3 pounds of muscle (4 dry pounds total). I haven't noticed any symptoms of suppression yet. What should I do if I experience them and I was told I may need to do something when I stop taking them, what would I do for that?

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>>39851104
> we need 2 internets
Amen.

>>39851285
What do USPS mailmen make after 4 years? Now that you mention it I never really thought about the struggle of the UPS guys who bring me my monthly protein powder subscription.

>>39851449
>like rock climbing? Brother does it and loves it, seems like fun, I'm just a midget so I'm shit at it
Yeah exactly. It looks fun but if I get too caught up in my head I'll disqualify myself on the manlet grounds. I am excited for it mostly for the grip gains.

How old/tall is your bro?

>>39851458
The ability of women to re-shape/brand themselves according to new social circumstances and cultural expectations is one of their greatest assets. War-brides and all.

What is your take on Tsumugi? Saw a few interesting posts about her personality (just her childlike sense of finding meaning/excitement in the mundane, spontaneity, etc.) on pol, makes me want to get serious about watching k-on.

>>39851521
Do you ever lube the pin by pushing a drop of oil out so it slides down the needle before you pin?

>>39851337
So important.
>they can't keep getting away with it

Too bad the next generation of euro women is being indoctrinated to be especially welcoming to the refugees - in a few years they won't have to resort to rape (although they'll probably still do it for the sport/thrill of it - it's ingrained in their culture).

>>39851545
>symptoms of suppression
Some people get completely shut down and don't notice the symptoms except the tiny balls. So I wouldnt go by symptoms.

Just play it safe and run a light PCT... Just buy some nolva.

But my real advice is that if you've got 4 weeks left. Then just add some Dbol or something to make sure you actually do get shut down. So that when you start your PCT afterwards you can feel safe that you didn't waste your money...

Plus you'll have more gains. Dbol is cheap AF btw.

Was anyone here homeschooled? Would you do the same for your kiddos?

>>39851609
Also, just a hint.

When websites selling these things tell you PCT isn't needed because there is minimal suppression. It's because they want you to lose your gains as soon as you finish your cycle... figure out that you needed PCT and then buy the product again to "do it right this time"

So they get two sales out of you instead of one.

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>tfw drinking 'alone' with qtczgf on skype
>I'm just having a couple diet's & rum, casually relaxing, watching some movies chatting with her
>she pulls out a thing of jaeger and just starts taking sips from the bottle
>ask her what the fuck she's doing
>'having a drink? I like jaeger you know that!'

didn't know it meant straight kek

in4 jaegerbombs with eastern europeans you're going to get pregnant

>>39851574
He's just shy of 6ft, 18y/o, I'm 5'9"

I don't really have height issues, I just have these retarded proportions (small as fuck torso, long legs) that make it kind of awkward at times, although I haven't really tried it long enough to see if I'm decent at it with practice

I say go for it, it can be fun

>>39851615
I was, look how I turned out, kek

but yeah I'd do it for the kiddos, it was nice t b h

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>>39851545
>symptoms of suppression yet
What do you think are "symptoms of suppression"? Don't know much about Ostarine but based on what I've read online it's not suppressive at 25mg/day ED but people have mixed experiences.

To the best of my knowledge, the best way to confirm suppression is getting bloods done. If they show that you are suppressed, do a PCT (go to reddit r steroids wiki for details). Basically take a SERM and/or HCG to get your balls working again. You probably don't have to do as long a PCT as the wiki recommends but always get bloods after your PCT to confirm you're back to normal (make sure you get LH, FSH, and Test checked - female hormone panel with privatemdlabs has these).

No harm in asking questions more than once - be insistent. Most everyone here will want to help but it's easy to lose posts in between the blogs. Also a lot of questions that are easy to google get unanswered so try googling beforehand.

>>39851629
How'd you socialize?

>>39851639
Neighbors mostly, I grew up in a rural community but there were a lot of kids in close vicinity. Mostly just spent time hanging out in the woods shooting bb guns at squirrels and shit

god now that I look back on it I was raised like a fucking sociopath

I also didn't start homeschool until after elementary, though. So I had some friends I would see from time to time from elementary, but we grew apart anyway. Not because of the homeschooling, just as friends

>>39851615
I was through elementary. Obviously I wouldn't be doing most of it myself since I would be earning income while my wife stays at home, so I'd have to select a quality mate of course and make sure she's not fucking it up every now and then. But then again I'm not getting married, and civilization will end before 2030.

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>>39851629
>He's just shy of 6ft, 18y/o, I'm 5'9"
iktfb

I'm 5'8" with a 5'11.5" younger brother. WTF genes. Definitely needed to be on asin and GH in my teenage years.

But it's whatever now. Don't think I would have been drawn to the spiritual path if I was drowning in pussy during my best learning years.

>>39851653
Mirin the no propaganda life

>>39851657
Civilization will only end for whites if you let it anon

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>>39851574
mugis a good character
you can tell shes been coddled and enjoys "normality"
the ep of her and ritsu at the arcade is a good example of this
her directions to sumire are interesting too, but thats not in the show so nvm

>>39851629
>tfw your wingspan is a couple inches less than your height

fucking pitituary blasting me with estro before I was the 7 ft I was supposed to be

>>39851684
It can't be helped m8 and whites are a big part of the problem. We are reckoning with the limits to growth. Peak oil = peak food = peak people. Get ready to break out your long pork recipes.

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>>39851574
>slides down the needle before you pin
I stopped doing that like 2 or 3 years ago but I may have to start again if they keep giving me problems. Plus apparently it can exacerbate tren cough.

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>>39851698
>We are reckoning with the limits to growth. Peak oil = peak food = peak people.
lmao

you are so uneducated.
There is tons of land and resources left in the world
The issue is cost. but as scarcity drives those costs up, new methods of extraction and sources become viable.
Let me guess, you think we started wind power because of liberal jews?

About to pin for the 2nd time.

How much air bubbles is ok to leave in the syringe?

Most guides say to remove all air bubbles... but when I did it the first time I just couldn't get the air bubbles out. There were lots of tiny tiny air bubbles... I just figured the small ones are fine.. I ended up only injecting 0.5ml from trying to get the air bubbles out and don't want to do the same mistake this time.. I'm drawing from amps so I don't want to waste any again.

Thanks guys

>>39851609
I'm not taking it for the muscle gain (though it's a plus) so I wouldn't like to add anything on to it to avoid risk. Is nolva cheap? How long should I take it for and when should I start?

>>39851637
I was told a list of them last time I asked. I don't have any pre-osta blood tests so I don't think I can use that to confirm anyway. I'm only taking 15mg.

I heard serms have pretty bad side effects is there any other alternative?

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> write up a giant post on how UPS is 100% equal opportunity yet the niggers/women quit and we're still mostly White Male
> including that UPS literally gives six-figure driver jobs to niggers off the street with no education or experience and they still quit
> ie. niggers hit the motherfucking jackpot and they still quit

General point was that if you ever find yourself in charge of a business; hire anyone that survived a year at UPS. Bypass resume, education, etc. They are guaranteed hard workers. If you rely on education and degrees; consider yourself obsolete circa 1980. You may do well but you'll eventually be taken over by men like me that consider so-called asinine factors from whether they worked at UPS to their opinions on whether Sandy Hook was orchestrated by an autistic boy.

And beyond everything else; UPS is 100% equal opportunity without a doubt. 100 lb package comes down the belt and the black woman asks her coworker to take care of it. It's within her right but generous considering we only have 5 seconds per package. And it seems like they may even keep her because she's a black woman and probably too old to work 5.5 years and make pension.

>>39851574

According to Google, mailmen make $50k/year but I'm sure they do much better than that and compared to UPS drivers they don't deserve a cent.

> Google ReCAPTCHA considers Starbucks hisbiscus tea 'coffee'

>>39851826
never change, duder

>>39851767
Wow, someone who actually knows a bit of economics..

>>39851767
you don't understand peak oil

energy returned on energy invested will be negative

people aren't willing to pay more than about $75 per barrel

wind power is a fucking joke

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTkEmVJrAk This guy a froud claims to be all natty at my gym but he seems like he's full of shit

>>39851896
>[citation needed]

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>>39851698
>whites are a big part of the problem

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>>39851767
> you think we started wind power because of liberal jews

Yeah, we did. And it has nothing to do with the environment as wind power isn't good for the environment. We started the facade of wind power for the purpose of a select few making a profit although it's clearly redundant.

Everyone with half a brain knows nuclear is the next step. We should have been full nuclear by 1960 but somebody figured out that there was still plenty of money to be made by declaring it 'dangerous'. Then, when it was clear that nuclear has no alternative, it was further pushed as 'dangerous' by proponents of so-called 'renewable energy'; all of which originates from sunlight and thus a fraction of nuclear power. Faggots that are against nuclear power are equivalent to retards that think we should have stopped at burning wood.

You think renewable energy will save us but the truth is that it won't. Our only option for survival is to boot-strap this civilization and embrace nuclear power. If the environment is your priority; embrace nuclear power. If survival is your priority; embrace nuclear power. If suicide is your priority you might as well stick to renewable power so we can slowly die while our wind turbines murder those bald eagles you pretend to care about,

If you don't support nuclear; do everyone a favor, everyone including the animals, and kill yourself. You should be able to recognize this is a subject you know nothing about and shouldn't comment on bu yet you do, so please, you're the problem -- kill yourself.

>>39851933
>There is tons of land and resources left in the world.

Arable land is mostly being utilized. Yes more will be created with climate change, but other areas will desertify. The rate of growth in farming efficiency cannot keep up with population growth, we're going to hit peak phosphate soon as well, and modern farming is fossil fuel dependent. Soil loss shows no sign of slowing, the oceans are acidifying, the fishery stock is being depleted, oh and there's a 30 year lag between carbon introduction to the air and greenhouse effect. We're going to blow past 2 degrees C in the next decade.

All you have to do is pay attention. We're fucked.

>>39851787
it literally doesnt fucking matter

>>39851969
Relatively small in population, relatively large in consumption. An insignificant amount of the population is willing to reduce consumption voluntarily given access to resources. This is the way it was always going to be.

>>39851990
Lel, whites are underpopulated. The issue is that the lesser races cannot into population control and environmental stewardship.

>>39851977
Okay, you're a warming theorist; opinion disregarded. Pro tip, carbon dioxide isn't a pollutant, it's plant food.

>>39852033
>warming
nah man, greenpeace called and they want 2004 back

it's climate change now, remember?

>>39852033
>WARMING THEORIST

I love you for this phrase. Never ceases to amaze me. Why do you think the temperatures are rising and the Arctic is melting, then? Sun flares? Lmao! Implying a chemical can't play multiple physiological roles depending on the species and concentration. You are a class A retard sir. It's mind boggling to think about the road that led you to your current perspective.

Pretty much all races are overpopulated. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't mind exterminating some shitskins though.

>>39851989
Thanks bro. That's what I hoped the answer would be.

>>39851100
My advice is to wife her up ASAP.

I'm 30 and when I was 19 I took the virginity of a 16 year old. I took it for granted and thought I was alpha, really hurt her. She was a nice grill.

Since then my love life has been a terrible mess. I think it's bad karma and I feel bad for what I did to her.

Deffo wife her up and make white children asap.

>>39852077
>the temperatures are rising
implying
>the Arctic is melting
implying

>>39852100
Jesus christ are you a flat earther too? Where does it end? I hope I live long enough to enjoy hunting faggots like you down when the supply chain fails.

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>>39852096
>wife her up and make white children asap

reeeeeeeeee i just want qtczgf to be in country already

two months

TWO

>>39852126
I unironically believe the earth is at most 10,000 years old

>>39852126
Don't forget to buy a water filter for your stash, m8

>>39852147
Thanks man I'm looking at the Sawyer mini.

>>39852138
What leads you to believe this? I would nonsarcastically love to see your evidence

>>39852077
> hurr durr my zero-sum game
> hurr durr my limited understanding of the atmosphere

Why don't you respond to my post, nigga?

> Why do you think the temperatures are rising and the Arctic is melting, then?

it naturally does this for at least a million years now. I wish I had a master's degree in Physics to give you a better explanation but none of your arguments are derived from such a person so what's the point.

> Sun flares?

How would the conditions on Earth affect the Sun?

> Lmao! Implying a chemical can't play multiple physiological roles depending on the species and concentration.

No shit... at least I think with the most liberal asinine interpretation of your statement I can interpret. Yet I still have no idea what fallacious idea you;re getting at here.

> A retard sir. It's mind boggling to think about the road that led you to your current perspective.

Yeah, I see no evidence to support that. In fact, I'd say you're on our side which is grand.
t

>>39852158
>evidence
just look up young earth creationism, it's about all I'll be able to provide you if you want to interpret religious belief as evidence

essentially I just don't give a fuck where it came from, why it's all here, or where it'll all go

I just wanna rig my chances in favor of not burning in a flaming pit just in case

>>39852176
Your post about nuclear and renewables? I mostly agree

We've had warming events before but the rate of change is unprecedented. There's just no way evolution can keep up at the level of high complexity life forms.

This post is deliberately difficult to parse and annoying. I'm trying to express myself clearly but you intend to obfuscate. I respect your intelligence though

>>39852181
>Pascal's Wager

Less of a hedged bet than you'd think, given the multitude of jealous gods to pledge allegiance to and the factions within those religions. You're an idiot.

>>39852207
>you're an idiot

Yes, and?

>>39851256
>2.7 inches deep
kek

>always wanted to fugg a qt pregnant grill
can recommend

>>39851259
>/threading your own post
leave

>>39852257
I should let /fraud/ name my child if I impregnate her

>in4 ThomasT

Anyone have experience with pharmacom labs? Looking to start a 1 year blast and cruise.

>arguing about autistic shit like this on new years eve

and i thought im a loser

>>39852225
No issues brah.
>>39852305
Don't worry you still are.

>>39852138
Is she okay with you fugging other chicks until she gets here?

If you knock up one of your drug gfs before her, you should name the kid after a machine elf friend.

I wonder what a child conceived while both the parents were tripping balls on acid would be like. Maybe the next musical sensation

>>39852284
please do, my brain is filled with at least five hundred bad steron puns as we are speaking

>>39852429
>fugging other chicks until she gets here

she doesn't mind t b h she knows about the juice and realizes I'm horny nearly constantly and just need to get my rocks off

>I wonder what a child conceived while both the parents were tripping balls would be like

only one way to find out

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>>39852096
>mfw I was 19 and took the virg of a 16 year old and then treated her like complete shit and she pretty much had a mental breakdown over how awful I was to her.
Fuck this Alpha/Beta fucking gay ass noise.

>>39852555
you are such a bad poster lol

Is this thread about gaining knowledge about steroids or just a thread for frauders only to shit post?

>>39852555
Aaaaaand there it is. Off the hinges. Sorry you have to turn to substances to avoid facing reality.

>>39852578
the latter

>>39852588
yeah that's not a secret, mossad has been consistently crazy for almost two years now

you should have seen his batshit crazy anti-balding "research"

>>39852606
Occasionally the mad scientist types might come up with something useful amid their frothing, manic, delusions of grandeur.

>>39852555
Who this?

>>39852626
whereas the armchair psychologists never do lmao

>>39851545
Ostarine dropped my test from 586 to 92 in about 4 weeks. Also completely fucked my cholesterol for a few months. BUT, no need for PCT because LH and FSH are not affected. You will recover in about a month.

>>39852578
we avoid giving coherent advice and help as much as we can

these threads are literally just /pol/ giving /r9k/ wedgies, but both with slightly more testosterone in their bloodstream than usually

What motivating pictures would you post if I were showing this thread to someone who is 3 weeks into cycle but freaks out each time and is scared of needles and wants to bail each week?

He wants to be cheat on the European amateur circuit (no drug testing) and he wants to bang hot young chicks and steal peoples girlfriends. He also wants to be swole as fuck but he has trouble with going through with it.

Should he smoke before I inject him or what? He doesn't smoke but used to. Thinking it might help coupled with the motivaton. Maybe some music?

>>39852710
Have you tried telling him not to be such a pussy?
If he can't handle the needle, then he doesn't deserve the benefits it gives.

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>>39852710

>>39852710
>implying not slyly asking for yourself

If really asking for friend, give him a reacharound like any good friend would and pin him right after he cums so he does not feel it.

>>39852819
Would that not make him feel tired and not want to do it anymore?

Maybe as a reward after?

>>39852735
BEGONE CHOCOLATE GOLEM

srs tho my wife is 6th month pregnant and has half his gut, what the actual fuck

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>>39852710
also dont give him roids tell him to train and eat and once hes can live the lifestyle to do roids

>>39852841
If he really has time or need to reconsider in that handful of seconds between cumming and the pin your handjobs must really suck.

I'm going to blast SO FUCKING HARD when I come off medical surveillance uhhhg

>>39852710
What the fuck are you doing newfag

Just show him zyzzspiration vids

lurk more

>no NYE plans because not near friends
>gf is two states away, alone because of family troubles (grandma in the hospital)
>blood work won't be done until at least the middle of next week, so can't order first cruise until later in the week (assuming the bloods indicate it's ok)
Is this the most boring NYE of my life?

Can I post here if I'm a depressed alcoholic who wants to kill himself?

Don't do steroids but w/e

Would steroids be a good choice for me as a recovering anorexic?

I have hit 123lbs at 6'0 and am scared to gain any further (lowest was 97lbs). However roids would allow pure muscle gains correct? So I wouldn't feel bad.

Left test 800 miles away and ended up staying home longer than I thought so I got 250mg sustanon but I only have a 1/2" slin pin or a 20 gauge 1.5"

What are the best options here my dudes

>>39853833
Slin pin

>>39853826
No

>>39853853
why not?

>>39853853
Where's the best muscle to go for? I've been pinning glutes only for the last year but I don't think it's gonna reach muscle in my ass

>>39853762
Yes
I shiggydiggydong all you robots that arent doing anything tonight. Your gear is bunk or you're just some nattyfag that likes being in the presence of gods.
If you were on real gear then you'd have the confidence to get bros and grils that invite you to things. I pitty you.

I have a number of parties lined up, at each one i am meeting up with a different bitch that i've already fucked and will fuck again in the bathroom at each different party. With the power of masteron i will creampie at least 6 bitches tonight.

I made some nattyfag my bitch and forced him to be my designated driver to drive me to each of these parties tonight so i can get belligerently drunk. All he wants in return is for me to hook him up with some slut. He can have my sloppy seconds once ive impregnated a bitch.

Bearmode at 235lb. Still lean, full as fuck, slightly bloated but nothing I can't pull off. Why are you fags having trouble living the chadlife again?

>>39853875
Eat more faggot, roids will just mask the problem

>>39853883
Lats are my favorite

>>39853886
Party life is a meme

happy new year faggots

time to get hammered

>>39853925
Gonna do lats then thx f am

Can anyone provide me a link to the wiki?

I am retarded and I hate myself please spoonfeed me.

>>39854115
reddit -> r/steroids -> wiki
Unless you meant some other wiki.

>>39853925
You jelly that ill be putting bitches on the back of my brand new 2017 Harley Davidson pussy magnet to bring them back to my bachelor pad?

Happy new year fraudsters!

>shared half a gallon of slivovitz with two of my fav uncles
>upped the dose by a sizable amount two days earlier than planned
>beat the town hercules in arm wrestling ez pz
>pressed a 150lbs log for reps so often the guy I did it against begged me to stop as not to humiliate him in front of his qt even more
>sang ancient folk bullshit with my 98yr old grandpa
>the literal only grindr user in a radius of like 200 miles lives three towns away and is coming over later tonight to let me fluster his buttocks

Sorry for blogposting but remote gypsy village NYE is funnier than I ever imagined.

>>39853886
your an fagot

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>>39854258
>Grindr in eastern Europe

inb4 you get mugged

this year im gonna do it, i swear, this time im ready to turn in my natty card

>>39850958
Is 21 or 23 the golden age to pin to win?

>>39854468
I’ve survived worse, also I’m starved for booty and strong enough to incapacitate eventual attackers... and then fuck em still KEK

>>39851092
>wants to roid when his natty levels are 4-500

I can't believe there are retards on this planet that think 500 or 900 makes any difference.
Roiders are so goddamn stupid it hurts

I live in Norway and there is no way for me to get my bloodwork done. what equipment do I need to do it myself? I only need estrogen related tests. inb4 too expensive, my budget is 30k usd. I believe I can afford something from china, I just need to know what I'm looking for

>>39850958
>>39850958
I've got two viols of Test-e 250mg/10 and I want to start my cycle tonight or tomorrow. The only thing is, I don't have any Arimidex to fight off gyno. Should I start cycle anyways? and how soon would I see effects of gyno? I don't drink so the liver probs are not an issue atm. Thanks.

>>39854755
why would you juice in fucking Norway? To show it off for like 3 weeks in a year?

Many ppl juice in Straya but obl because we can walk naked 11 1/2 months a year.

>>39854664
>up the dose then rape muggers to show dominance

gimme some of the stuff you pin lmao

>>39854782
implying vikings dont go shirtless all year round

>>39854788
Nope, all mine :>

Also (You) seems to be back, at least for me. Cool.

>>39854825
>>Any tips for mixing this stuff mineself?
lol

>guys heres my plan *easy as fuck part* (gonna buy bunk raws anyway and get controlled deliveried)
>any small tips on *actual part that takes effort*

>>39854649
18 unless you are a manlet waiting out on height

>>39854982
that's easy as well you dingus

jsut do it ghetto

add some powder
and some olive oil

do thus in a glass

pull up in a syringe
inject

bang

>>39854816
They don't. Exposing yourself is haram and banned by The Noble Quran.

>>39852452
post some

>>39854244
weren't you almost homeless last year?
congrats on going from that to new bike and bachelor pad.

>>39854780
>i don't drink so the liver probs are not an issue
>test only

shouldn't need an ai unti at least 10 days, unless you frontload 2g

it's best to have everything on hand before you start, but yolo

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>tfw busy in town all day
>went to sleep 5pm to 2am
>tfw saved myself 50+ quid in shitskin taxi scammers
>tfw saved myself a 15quid cover charge and 80+ on drinks
>tfw saved myself 10+ cocktails worth of calories and hangovers
>tfw stuck to my clean cut and didn't binge on pizza, kebabs and ice cream on new years while drunk as shit

Man, if I were a normie I woulda lost 10 days of progress and like 200$ in one day, feels good to be asocial man.

Sup nigs, long time

Just fucked a bitch for an hour str8 without cumming


Foook my life

Posting again since no reply

How long does it take to be full looking again after a harsh cut involving dnp and psmf? Just finished my last day of DNP and wanna look as good as possible by the 20th, and don't know when I should stop cutting to achieve this

>>39856123
dnp will take at least a week

you will probably need a refeed post psmf too

How the fuck does GSO test-e look like?

is it suppose to look rather lightish?

>>39856213
yeah that is what I am planning. I ran out of DNP today anyway so that's that.

It's not a contest or anything, just trying to shed as much fat as possible but not look depleted by then. Even with 1-2 days of carb refeeds, how long do you think it'll take before I am actually full? I was going to give it a week

>TFW got my test-e but i don't know if the color of it is correct and now scared

what do

>>39856334
well then dont use it

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>>39856334
inject anyways.

you'll get hella glands gains.

dammit GNC why did you have to discontinue your beyond raw ravage series

>>39856350
I spent $400.

I rather die of sepsis than not use it.

>>39856378
WHAT IS TEST-E WITH GSO AS CARRIER SUPPOSE TO LOOK LIKE??!! AAHHHHHH

Looks dark AF in pictures i find online. wtf

>>39856379
so then what are you bitching about retard?

>I spent $400 i would rather die then not use it

oh you are 16 years old i get it now. fuck off and die

>>39856268
>>39856334
it's supposed to look like some kind of apple juice/piss colored thing

relax dude, nobody fakes test

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Happy new year fraud!

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>>39856387
worse case scenario they cut it with some other hormone like DHEA but any body can test it to see if its pure so buy a tester or just inject anyways

>>39851285
Yea I spent a year at UPS and I had like 4-5 supervisors
Had no idea what they were even doing
And because of union rules, they aren't supposed to touch packages

The drivers are the only thing that keeps the place together, everyone else is churned around constantly.

>>39856512
>they aren't supposed to touch packages

and this is why work never gets done anywhere in life.

unions should only enforce OSHA and shine light on shity wages and shity hours.

we dont need a union now a days neither do we need a minimum wage, we need to be competitive with our hours, prices and zeal

but nope there out to fuck businesses out of effective labor.

>>39856543
Unions have killed whole fucking industries
Between regulations, affirmative action, and unions, thats 90% of what was responsible for outsourcing

Low-test natty here. Might be starting self-administered TRT (leading into a cruise later) soon. How much can I get away with when cutting on gear? Will TRT doses have the same effect on muscle loss prevention as higher doses, or is it proportional?

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I am standing on a pier at the edge of a lake.
In every direction I look I see fireworks.
God bless America.
MAGA!

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>>39856843
Happy new year! Mirin your hat collection - shame that I just got the camo one :( Really love the aesthetics of the white one.

MAGA
A
G
A

>>39856599
>How much can I get away with when cutting on gear?
How much [what?] can you get away with.

Try cutting on 150mg if you're really fat. Was on pharma 125mg got cut down to 75mg (telling doctor to go to hell in the new year) and will plan to cruise/cut on 220mg because I was getting around 800 on 125mg/week.

>Will TRT doses have the same effect on muscle loss prevention as higher doses, or is it proportional?

Yeah muscle retention is proportional to dosage to an extent but you'll be fine cutting on TRT doses. Trust me it's way better than cutting with low T levels (which is hell on earth imho).

Check this guy out: http://ironandtweed.com/my-low-t-journey-one-year-on-trt/

His TRT dosage is 200mg but still, shows you the sort of cutting you can accomplish if you're disciplined.

Good on you for going straight to self-administered. Doctors are the ultimate meme. What are your natty levels?

I should have listened to jerry and gone straight to self-administration.

>>39853925
Just got on the gh15 forums - place is awesome, thanks for the recommendation. Crazy about the outcomes taeian claims for his "natural pct" regimen of zinc, selenium iodine, taurine, magnesium, k2, liver.

Do you know his views on protein powders? I know he is very pro-meat so I assume he would advocate eating meat instead of protein powders, but just curious if you've read his thoughts on whey/casein.

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>>39856971
forgot to turn on trip

>>39856334
Re-assure yourself by contacting other people who bought from that source, checking out reviews. The source community that most people here use (those who don't homebrew) usually has sources that have been vetted by reviews/bloodwork.

You should have trust in your source before you buy from them but after-the-fact, this sort of research is the next best thing.

>>39852710
show him pic related

>>39856971
>How much [what?] can you get away with.
Aggressive deficits, PSMF, cardio, whatever. Just stuff that I don't dream of doing now natty.

>Good on you for going straight to self-administered. Doctors are the ultimate meme.
I actually did talk to one doctor about the low test (got it tested myself, 322 ng/dL). He was like, "too many sides for TRT, so none of that, call me back if you still have problems." I didn't schedule another appointment... He was really dismissive of my concerns (low energy/mood, ED), even though the problems aren't normal for someone in his mid twenties.

>What are your natty levels?
First test was 322 ng/dL, the doctor's test read 385 ng/dL, and I just got blood drawn for a third time yesterday so I can get my estrogen tested. If it's all good, then I'll be ordering the gear.

I have doubts about how much TRT doses will actually do for me besides the cutting.

>>39857049
>He was really dismissive of my concerns (low energy/mood, ED), even though the problems aren't normal for someone in his mid twenties.

Yeah, in retrospect my doc was kinda just stringing me along. He's all about natural methods so was very good about listening to me but doesn't give a shit about sexual function and thinks getting me above 400 is meeting his clinical objective. Like I said, he thought levels around 800 on 125mg/week were too high. For reference, my natty levels registered at 330 once and 275 another time when I had them tested.

>>39857049
>Just stuff that I don't dream of doing now natty.
TRT doses have you feeling much better than you do right now, especially after 4 weeks (which is where I'm at now). I haven't been cutting too significantly on TRT doses because I am trying to change as few variables as possible at the moment.

That being said, I can't compare TRT to a fraud cruise of 200+mg/week because I haven't been at those levels yet. But the lack of ED on TRT doses itself is a huge motivation/mood booster. Not even if you're a very sexual person - it's very hard to explain why I think there's a causative relationship but I think it's there.

Best of luck to you. Age/height/bf%?

Unless you're really fat or in a rush to shed bf%, why not run TRT doses and just eat at natty maintenance while lifting - you'll build more muscle because you'll have much better T levels than natty and lose fat in the process... then you can try cutting and up the dose if you feel like you're losing a lot of muscle (which I doubt you will at TRT doses).

>>39857142
>Age/height/bf%?
24, 6ft, mid twenties.
I'm pretty fat, so cutting is the plan if I start. Just got a gf recently, and I'd cut down a bit for her (I don't really bother with appearance when I'm single).
Thanks for the advice, friend. I'm off to bed. New year tomorrow.

>first day of the new year
>gym closed
smH

>>39851807
People overreact on the side effects of SERMS, Yes there are side effects, but they are in no way that detrimental to your well being. Ofcourse there's always some people who just happen to be the unlucky ones to respond poorly. But generally sides are these:
Nolvadex:
Often (> 10%): irregular periods, vaginal bleeding, vaginal discourse, itchy vagina, sweating, hot flushes.

Relatively often (1-10%): Trombosis, headache, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, no period, cramps in legs, alopecia, skin rash, water retention, cataract, retinopathy, affected triglyceride levels.
Sometimes (0,1-1%): more uterus shit, change in liver enzymes, trombocytopenia, leucocytopenia, anemia, cholesteatosis

Rarely (< 0,01%) : Interstitial pneumonitis, erythema multiforme, steven-johnson syndrome bulleus pemphigoïd..

Note that these are side effects in woman that have cancer, that's why they have a heightened risk of trombosis, if you're a healthy guy chances of sides are way and way lower.

Take a look at this study of 63 'healthy' adult males, taking tamoxifen for 3 months at 40mg per day. Way higher then a mini PCT of 20/20/20 (3 weeks 20mg ED)

No long-term side effects of tamoxifen were observed over a median follow-up period of 36 months.

I am personally on tamoxifen for 3 weeks now, 40/40/20/20 and I experience literally 0 side effects.

>>39857049
You should definitely go back. Doctor's are reluctant to prescribe TRT because so many people consider it the holy grail for all their problems (and it usually really isn't), and once you start someone on TRT it's basically a life long treatment, doc's will try to avoid that(in your best will) if possible. But if you actually have problems you should definitely reschedule an appointment and just convince him you really have problems and symptoms of low T.

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>>39857461
>in your best will

>but would give you estrogen in a heartbeat if you wanted to become a tranny in your "best will"

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>>39856971
The natty pct works very well

He likes liver powder, hates all dairy

Loves deca solo, going to start that soon actually.

Cool guy

>>39857428
Nolva makes me brain dead, can't function.

>>39857745
>whine to doc about gender dysmorphia
>get cheap or even free estradiol and pin it
>test level plunges to two digit levels
>go to different doc to get test checked
>HOLY SHIT PLS TRT ASAP
>there you go

:^)

>>39857839
lol ignore name pls, was shitposting in another thread.

multitasking is a bitch.

>TFW you've held more hands, fucked, cuddled, and kissed more women in your dreams than you have in real life.

why must i be reminded of my own failings in life even in my dreams im being hurt.

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>>39857846
You can change that this year anon, hook up culture can be overrated too you know.

2017 year of gf

>>39857839
if it looks stupid but works, it isnt stupid!

>>39857843
i was about to say

Who waiting for gym to open here

New Years resolution crew WW@

>>39857899
>tfw 24/7 gym

get on my level m8

>>39857948
one time i saw someone making excuses for one of those instagram roiders, and he said some bullshit like "his dad owns a gym, so he has 24/7 access to all the equipment he could possibly want"

>>39851100
>virgin
>on the pill

everything sounds great except the part where she's taking BBC since she was 13

>>39857986
You know how I know you haven't seen a vagina in real life?

>>39858001
hows that

Just got dumped on NYE, upping my test dose on Monday and adding anavar in two weeks, im gonna fucking make it brahs

>>39858028
For the best bro, she was prob getting pounded desu

>>39858036
Crazy christian gf, said our relationship was getting in the way of her relationship with God, took her virginity back in July DESU I feel bad about it

>>39858044
Damn, sounds wifey material. Was she sweet?

>>39858047
>Was she sweet?
>waits until NYE to dump his ass so he is stuck feeling shitty instead of slaying tonight

>>39858044
>ruined her for all other devout christians who may want a virgin bride

son, we need to talk

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>>39858044
>took her virginity back in July

>>39858047
The sweetest. I'd've wifed her up but so many tiny petty issues in our relationship.

>>39858051
Yep she straight up told me that she did that on purpose so I couldn't go out with my friends and slay. I'm kind of a chad and she knows it.

>>39858058
I know I know I fucking know I'm sorry I just recently found Jesus and I'm sorry I fucking ruined her I feel so shitty about it. I would have tried to make it work but she's the one who ended it not me.

>>39858070
>>Yep she straight up told me that she did that on purpose so I couldn't go out with my friends and slay. I'm kind of a chad and she knows it.
lol wow... be sure to fuck some sluts and tell her all the good details

>>39858070
Sure she isn't getting dicked? If she's so serious with god why give up her virvinity then move on after 6 months

>>39857957
KEK

I could go there literally any waking moment, if it weren’t for pesky disturbances like work, love life, or posting outdated memes on a slowakian bleach enema bulletin.

But I find it breddy nais. Went there at 3am once cause GVT cures my insomnia, only one other guy there who was I kid you not squatting 18x5 sets of 3pl8 “cause mad at gf and I do this instead of hitting her”.

>>39858078
Nah cmon man drop the douchey act i don't hate her. I mean I will hook up with other girls within the next few weeks but not to spite her, just so I have a distraction from the hurt of losing her. She was a great gf and a good friend too. But I know my worth and won't sit around pining about her. Instead I'll just lift some heavy ass fucking weights.

>>39858098
>i don't hate her.
well she hates you apparently, purposely fucking up your holidays. on purpose. purposely. how much of an asshole do you think everyone would think you were, if you did that shit to her

>the hurt of losing her. She was a great gf and a good friend too.

idk you should be glad instead of seemingly sad that you cant lick the leftover bbc out of her anymore.

you seem like a cuck no offense.

>>39858113
Oh no a rando on /fit/ called me a cuck I'll never recover

Sorry if you've never had actual feelings for a girl. I mean I get that 99% of them are worthless but there's a few that are different and she was one of them. I'm not hung up on her, I'm not depressed, and I will be fine. Idk what's cuck or beta about that mentality.

>>39858113
Pretty much this. Even if she "didn't realize" or didn't intend anything, the lack of forethought and care into the matter shows a lack of care; possibly rushed and wanting to get it over with.

People who care about others don't act these ways.

This (((BBC))) is beyond disgusting, have any of these (((KEKS))) or (((wives))) lived amoung blacks before?

They smell like shit, look like shit, and have SHIT for brains.

Living with blacks WILL red pill you

>>39858130
Fetish*

>>39858127
because she is intentionally trying to make you feel bad, and tell you she is doing so on purpose, and u are still putting the pussy on a pedestal

>>39858094
Cuz her friend died like a month before we fucked I guess and she was "mad at god" and like lost her faith and shit... idk never told me anything just said her friend died and she was upset about it for a while. I grew up without any type of Godly influence so that type of hurt doesn't really make sense to me, to say "I'm mad at God" seems a little ridiculous .


Forgot to add that us banging was one of the main reasons she wanted to split. Said she felt dirty and wrong and didn't know how else to stop.

>>39858139
Pussy on a pedestal? Wtf it's 3am and I'm snapping two other girls RN trying to get them to come over. I could care less about the Pussy, it's everywhere. I liked this girl for who she was as a person. Post CB pics and stats you're probably a dyel virgin.

>>39858096
>Went there at 3am once cause GVT cures my insomnia
>10x10 heavy compound lift super- or often tri-set with 10x10 and 3x10 accessory work cures my insomnia

i can see why

>>39858130
you seem (((upset))) my (((friend)))

>>39858152
>I liked this girl for who she was as a person.
>waits until holiday to leave ur ass to ruin your holiday
>"Yep she straight up told me that she did that on purpose so I couldn't go out with my friends "
> I liked this girl for who she was as a person. She was a great gf and a good friend

she probably doesnt even give a fuck about god and just wants an actual man instead of a little fucking faggot

>>39858096
GVT is retarded and so are you

>>39858167
this lmao

>>39858138
how goes gf acquisition?

>>39858028
Back to square one tho, is var a good idea at the end of a test cycle? Just now starting week 5 and I definitely have made some gains (and expecting more now that test has fully kicked in) was gonna add 5 weeks worth of var around week 7 and cut calories a bit. Good idea, bad idea? First cycle, 6'1 (tfw Manlet) , ~200 before cycle ~210 now, gonna try to get back to 200 over 4-5 weeks of cutting and be at a much lower bF% obvi

>>39858142
>hey my friend died
>aww sorry for y...
>THE LORD HATES US PLEASE DEFILE MY VIRGIN CUNT IMMEDIATELY
>... ok :)

>>39858173
>GVT
>>>/reddit/

lol

"ahh man i just did 10x10 deadlifts at 3% intensity, man am i fucking tired!!!" if i did 100 reps of any exercise with even just the bar i would probably be tired too. sounds retarded

>>39858128
>this post
>posted by bimbo
dude lmao

>>39858173
>stop liking what I dont like

Nah I know it’s pretty dumb. But I like it for quick cheap hypertrophy when plateauing and honestly, it does cure my insomnia pretty well, after a thorough workout I’m spent enough to fall into a dreamless coma for nine hours.

>>39858167
Based on her last BF she was into pussy boys, he was virgin church goer as well, chubby 5'5 dyel, no eyesthetics, and then she started dating me, 6'1, been with 15+ girls, I lift (and juice), get into fights on the reg, etc. just a different breed from what she's used to. I think (know) she was intimidated by me. She sure didn't trust me cuz of my past, even thought I tried showing her I wanted to change my ways.

>>39858195
see
>>39858207

I know its idiotic but it makes me tired enough THAT IS THE POINT. I have other routines for serious liftan, I was just mentioning it for lulz in my post about 24/7 gym.

>>39858205
What's bimbos story again? Livin witn ex gf, who's dating his best friend now? What's this dude even look like? Does he lift?

>>39858183
no never use var if your a man thats a waste of cash, use Tbol instead more gains than var and less water than dbol

>>39858227
>who's dating his best friend now?
what did i miss

>>39858195
>3% intensity

LMAO I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>>39858233
But does tbol cut well? The vars only $140 for 50mg a day, 5 weeks worth. Me and my nigga Mitchell are buying bulk and splitting it. I could give a fuck about the $140 but if tbol would be better gains then by all means speak up and lmk

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>>39852096
>when I was 19 I took the virginity of a 16 year old.

>>39858256
>Me and my nigga Mitchell

>>39858259
What? I'm fucking plastered

What do YOU guys personally recommend for fixing anterior pelvic tilt? It's so bad that even when not walking I can't force my pelvis to be at the proper rotation because of tight hip flexors.

>>39858267
Ah, nothing. You just reminded me of someone I know.

>>39858270
As in do I stretch, foam roll, exercises? Do I do one before the other?

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>>39858233
>use Tbol instead more gains than var and less water than dbol
please leave and never return

>>39858258
you're dumb

>>39858270
foamroll those bitches

do a feckload of mobility work every damn day

actively squeeze glutes when walking

>>39858165
yes, at (((them)))

>>39858173
havent started school yet, only sluts and nogs where i live.

THis semester is all about the 4.0 and destroyed KEKS in my sport

if a quality girl appears cool, if not whatever. GF ONLY, NO SLAMS

>>39858227
>who's dating his best friend now?

>tfw i called her using bimbo for PORN STAR hook ups

>>39858273
First name? Lmao me and Mitch are known around town, doubt you're in the area tho. 708 area code?

>>39858270
ab wheel 100%, and kettlebells, glute work etc

>>39858281
I do but it's not my glutes that are the problem. The hip flexors are so damn tight that I can't even lie down on my back with a straight spine and straight legs. I either have to sleep on my side or put pillows under my hamstrings to lessen the stretch on the hip flexors to allow myself to be relaxed

Will this doc be a KEK fest or good?

lets find out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQlNwxn5oo

1 HOUR TILL GYM OPENS

>>39858279
Can you explain, like I'm 5 years old, tbol vs dbol vs anavar?
I know that dbol causes strength and bloat (so I won't be taking that to cut), and anavar causes strength and fat loss (which is why it is appealing) but what is tbols story? I only know one dude who's taken it and he doesn't really like me too much so he wouldn't talk to me about it. Which should I buy? My dealer has both in stock for good prices. Looking to lose like 10-15 pounds at the end of my cycle, but still keep/ make gains

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>>39858270
>>39858281
this and obviously deadlifts coupled with sitting less, also hip thrusts are really useful for building your glutes to fight that agonist/antagonist imbalance

>>39858259
>>39858267
>>39858273
>>39858287
>>>/soc/

>>39858284
Idk where anon got this idea from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaDo_LBqoLM

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>>39858307
>orals only
>cycling ever
>cycling orals only
>anavar causes strength and fat loss
>Looking to lose like 10-15 pounds at the end of my cycle, but still keep/ make gains
explain yourself

man, 2017 is going to be INSANE

pizzagate going to get exposed, Obongo birth certificate, cold war russia propaganda getting pushed, nationalism on the rise

LETSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYtgdn95aLU

>>39858354
When the fuck did I say orals only? I'm on 500mg a week of test E already. I said Var in the last 5 weeks of my 12 week cycle, to harden up and cut some of the fat I've gained/ will gain

So recomping isn't that bad.

http://imgur.com/a/CYFrJ

I know I have a weird frame and gyno but it's pretty obvious there was a decent amount of change.

From the front you can't really see just how.much my arms and shoulders grew. It's a pretty dramatic difference but I don't have any side facing before pics so you'll just have to believe me.

Chest is small as fuck amd will probably stay that way because benching fucks my shoulders up and I cant be assed to fuck with flies. Especially when a bigger chest will just make my gyno pop more.

Recomp works ok-ish for steroid noobies. Gonna keep up what I'm doing another few months and when I reach closer to 15% I'll do a proper cut to get shreds.

Blog over

>>39858392
>12 week cycle
even better

>>39858354
>>39858392
And if you think I can't lose 10-15 pounds in 5-6 weeks on gear then idk what kind of diet you're on... my bw drops by the hour if I'm not constantly forcing food down my throat, even when natty

>>39858393
hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaahahaha roiding for this omfg hahahahhahaa

>>39858403
that's why you're so fat that you need to cut after 5 weeks of being on gear right LOL

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>>39858392
>>39858393
>>39858403
>>>/reddit/

>>39858413
>be a little chubby before you start gear, not disgustingly fat but a little chubby
>do gear, eat a bunch
>gain 20 pounds over 6-7 weeks, on top of being chubby, some muscle some fat some water
>want to cut down on the fat and water

How is this a bad idea

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>>39858424
reminder that 90% of roiders are like this lazy retard pig fuck

>>39858406
Not sure what you expected?

I know the angle and lighting is shit but you can see my arms are bigger and more defined even from the front, and my abdomen got thicker and has less fat hanging off it.

I literally just injected test and increased volume a bit. No other lifestyle change.

If you got better results, please post your pics and share diet.

Weight before 207-210, weight after 212-215.

>>39858433
did you forget to lift and eat more than just potato chips?

>>39858437
What's with the hostility?

Diet is mostly meat, bread, rice, milk, peanut butter and frozen veggies. Kinda clean, probably eat more bagels with pb than I should but whatevs. Scale isn't really moving but I look noticably different and Im a hell of a lot stronger than before.

I'm showing that recomp isn't bad even if you put as little effort into as I have. Remember this is only ~75 days.

Why don't you educate everyone with your own results anon?

>>39858461
this is actually just making me kind of sad at this point

>>39858471
How so?

I don't look like an Instagram model after 2.5months of just test making you upset? Makes me sad too.


What about me posting makes you so frustrated anon? Why don't you use this golden opportunity to show off your great results?

>>39858497


>>39858483

gonna make a post on reddit too for lels if i find an appropriate thread for it. ill pretend its me and see how they react

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>>39858507
>ill pretend its me and see how they react
keep us updated

>>39858519
they are making the daily discussion thread in another 3-4 hours. ill be one of the first posts in their, should brew up a shitstorm

for the post i am just gonna copy and paste the shit hes posting here, lmfao

>>39858524
I'm going to bed soon so if you have any more questions for me please ask now

he just posted "
Well I'm not really watching diet at all so you're half right."

in the /fit/ thread i made

why do kids like this get the idea to use steroids? and like how does it pop into their mind, what do they think will happen? do they just not even read for 5 seconds before buying them?

>>39858527
do you have a gf?

>>39858542
>why do kids like this get the idea to use steroids?
inspirational zyzz youtube vids

>>39858542
I know you're being sarcastic but I'll answer anyway because it's amusing just how.mad you're getting.

>why do kids like this get the idea to use steroids?
Because big strong guys use them and I want to be big and strong.

> what do they think will happen?
There's basically zero information on recomping on test e. So I really had no idea on how it would work for that specifically which was the point of my post.

>do they just not even read for 5 seconds before buying them?
What am I uninformed about here anon? I never expected pure magic, you're the one throwing a hissy fit because I'm not Zyzz.

>>39858563
Dude You Should Like, Totally Trip Here

You'd Fit Right In

>>39858563
why would i be mad at this? i am just dumbfounded that it is actually possible to look exactly the same after 2.5 months of roiding. i didnt think such a thing could even happen.

>>39858588
Thing is I can still see a pretty big difference even from shitty pics.

The angle and lighting is awful, the way Im built you can't really see how much different my arms and shoulders look too. If you look at forearm holding the camera and the opposite bicep there's a noticable difference.

If I could afford dexa scans I would have done them but I can't so it's only shitty bathroom pics

>>39858643
you have a good attitude anon

sleep well

>>39858287
Holy shit no wrong corner of the country entirely, never mind.

>>39858309
Fuck /soc/ his way of typing just brought me light nostalgia

>>39858643
I want alex to see this so bad

>>39858291
No you don’t understand, squeezing your glutes helps tilt your pelvis back and forces your hip flexors to adapt in the long run for dat sweet antagonist tension. Also do lots of moderate weight DLs.

>>39858424
you sicken me

>>39858643
On the off chance of sounding like a bitter oldfag, what about “60% diet 30% training and roids to tickle out those last 10% after hitting absolute natty limit” is so hard to understand for younger guys.

I hope Giant Meteor 2017 will be a thing.

>>39858792
the thing is (i am not that retard kid that everyones making fun of) roids WERE magic for me so i thought they would be magic for everyone, because i went from legit low test to roids. didnt really change shit, just went from getting 0 results to le magic roids.

so for me it appeared more like 70% roids, 29% diet 1% training

>>39858424
leave

>>39858834
You sound like that redditor who wrote the “whoever can afford it should speed up his gains with the wonders of modern medicine” manifesto.

Which means you should be culled and your offspring castrated. You are everything that is wrong in the world and I loathe and pity you.

>>39851100
>shitposting steroid faux chad literally destroying the literal dream for someone who wasn't a huge degen and wanted a pure qt

fuck you dude

>>39858834
>le magic roids
>looks worse than most people would after a natty IIFYM bulk and maybe the first week of a botched dosage EC stack

>>39858851
wat

i am not that retard in the pics btw

>>39858876
Oh. Misread in my seething scorn sorry. Meant him. Whatever, am sorry and now abandoning thread to cool off.

>>39858406
You dumbass. It's 2.5 months. It's clear he's starting to change shape so the roids must be working.

I swear, these fatasfatasses are the real cancer...

>>39858875

>>39858876
>>39858876

>>39858890
>samefagging this hard

>>39858896
No it isn't you dumb fuck. Just someone commenting on the snack pack throwers in this thread.

Neck yourself for 2017 m8 (not my m8)

>>39858892
quoted wrong but my point still stands

>>39858904
>being this mad
>while samefagging this hard

>>39858753
sssshhhh do not summon him

>>39858922
Why don't you check and see if it is retard. You know there are ways of doing it.

>End of line

>>39853987

My dude, surprised to see you here still.

I was the guy who asked some q's about some cheer stuff a while ago.

Ended up coming first at nationals in aus.

You compete bro?

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>tfw swap from 800tren 250 test 200eq to 400-500-400

fucking hell this is so much better, I've lost so much water weight and no more nipple problems, even with 800mg vitamin b6 and letro that shit was annoying.

granted my gains are probably lessened as a result, no way 250 test and 200 equipoise can come close to 200mg of tri tren.

>>39858933
>implying I would waste my l33t h4xor skills for such inane tomfoolery

>>39858967
sound decision imho

first stack sounds effective but hardly enjoyable

>>39858967
Tren gave you water weight?

>>39857745
I don't know how it goes in your country, but a friend of me who went mtf had to go through over a year of different psychiatrists and meetings with doctors before they would allow him to start taking hormones.

>>39858967

There's something weird if that much tren was giving you water weight and nipple problems... more like NPP.

>>39858393
Your progress is nice, but honestly you shouldn't have started roiding with that physique... Least you could've done was cut to a reasonable BF% and then roid.

>>39859189
>>39859244
prolactin man.
some people are ultra sensitive, like some chumps get gyno at 300mg test even tho their bf% is like 13%.

It's pharmacom, 100% legit tren.

Did you try running caber ?

That first pin of the year

>>39859524
That's me tomorrow m8, back on the test e and tren with some dbol.

Just woke up from nye, its 15:37 here and im not sure what happend. Thanks Vodka. Not Hangover though

hey glands, if you're gonna anonymously shitpost about other people's physique, when are you going to post your own pics my man?

>>39859305
Yeah for gyno but prolactin does not give you water weight.
Correct me if i'm wrong.

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I haven't been to the gym since last year!

Happy 2017 get good gains

I'm pretty fat. If I hop on, how should I cut to take advantage of the roids? PSMF? Slow and steady? Carb cycling?

>>39859986

prolactin most certainly does bloat you (ie water weight).

>>39860761
you shouldn't roid while on.

if you want to be /fraud/ to cut just go DNP.

>>39861527
I intend to cruise indefinitely, but I'll need to cut at some point, especially to mitigate aromatization.
I'm not planning to use DNP, that shit looks awful.

>>39860761
Take 200-250mg a week and cut as hard as possible

Or just cut natty and hop on when you stall somewhere around 10-12%

>>39861683
Test E, 200-250mg Test E,

>>39861683
Seconding this, well the latter part. Frauding while fat is never a good idea even if some respond well to it and you plan to cruise for life anyway.

>>39861683
>>39861691
Ok. I'll be starting with 125 mg/wk to ease into it (hoping I won't need AI at low doses). Will that be enough to mitigate muscle loss while doing something like PSMF?

>>39861749
>Seconding this, well the latter part. Frauding while fat is never a good idea even if some respond well to it and you plan to cruise for life anyway.
absolute nonsense

>>39858393
Don't worry about the hostility. Gear is cheap as fuck. Do whatever the fuck you wanna do. Im on for life. I don't give a shit about diet and control my bf with massive amounts of tren. I advise you do the same. Also start 20mg of nova ed. In 6 months I garantee your gyno will be at least 70% smaller

>>39857461
Are you on pharma/legal TRT?

I've pretty much given up since my doctor thinks getting me over 400 ng/dL is "success" and won't renew my HCG/test script without regular bloods - wish I didn't have to break the law but I feel like my options are limited.

>>39861749
>>39862150
Only one way for me to find out, I guess...

>>39862191
>wish I didn't have to break the law but I feel like my options are limited.
iktfb

Um guys, what are your thoughts on the below post/article?

It's news to me.

>>39860777
>https://www.t-nation.com/pharma/complete-guide-to-t-replacement
>>Additionally, you might want to consider subcutaneous injections rather than intramuscular injections. Dr. John Crisler, noted testosterone guru, insists that sub-q is much more effective, so much so that 80 mg. of testosterone injected under the skin is equal to 100 mg. injected intramuscularly.
>Is this true? If so, why aren't we all shooting sub-q?

>grandfather: "listen. You know the truth. You look better. WITH the glands. Yes, you do" and he knods his head all knowingly. "The problem is you are on break from college and have time to think about stupid things"

Then when this piece of shit has another stroke or dies or something I am supposed to give a shit

>be 5 years in the future
>he has stroke and face gets all fucked up even worse
>"listen. You know the truth. You look better. WITH the stroke. Yes, you do"
>nods head knowingly
>"The problem is your old ass is sitting at home rotting away doing nothing except enabling your two 40 year old loser kids to sit on their ass all day, so you have time to think about stupid things. You look better, WITH the stroke"

>>39862309
Sounds like another piece of shit special snowflake that todays society breeds by the millions who has to find some way to be unique

>>39862359
You have your glands you are unique

>>39862309
you can't inject as much subq as you can IM in certain sites (glutes, vgs, quads). even like 1ml is pushing it

it also absorbs more slowly and causes more irritation if you go anywhere above .5ml. also, not as many sites you can pin subq into safely if you're low bf (pretty much limited to obliques)

if you're on TRT then yeah, pin subq. the slow absorption also helps even out blood levels

>>39862359
Idk man if you look him up he does seem to be a pretty famous/successful doctor. But then again you have a bias against docs kek

>>39862347
how did that carrier oil rubbing experiment go? Any allergic reactions?

>>39862309
1mL subq made me a cripple for a week