Cheating /frauds/ generally

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>>39803737
I'm torn

there's some 10/10 qt midget stacy crossfitter at my gym who's there every morning around 4-5am when I am, doing her crossfit shit. Always catch her mirin' on diddly day but today she got bold and decided to do her deads or whatever the fuck butchered variation it was for xfit on the platform RIGHT in front of me

literally the only two people in the gym and she chooses that platform out of like 15 of them

but qtczgf lands in 42 days...

>>39803922

make her torn instead you pussy

also did you really offer exclusivitiy to a girl in another continent?

>>39803996
>did you really offer exclusivity to a girl in another continent?

qtczgf is pure and simple though

I mean shit there's something to be said about a chick who will literally uproot herself for at least a year, likely 2, and move to a foreign country for you

hope I get her pregnant

How to deal with trensomnia? Is there anything I can do to prevent or counteract it?

>>39804088
does your issue lie in falling asleep or staying asleep once you fall asleep?

I always had issues staying asleep even in a room with light background noise, a facemask on, no environmental factors keeping me up

if your issue is with falling asleep initially though, try melatonin, and fix factors such as light from clocks and electronics at night, as well as being on screens an hour before sleeping

>>39804099
Both. It's so weird, I feel tired and lie down feeling I'll fall asleep but nothing happens, I just lie there. And if/when I do manage to fall asleep I wake up every 1-2 hours

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>>39804083
>there's something to be said about a chick who will literally uproot herself for at least a year, likely 2, and move to a foreign country for you

Yeah shes so fucking insane she cant find a single person willing to take care of her in the entire goddamn country shes in

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>100 test
>200 eq
>400 tren e
15 weeks
thoughts

>>39804296
"no"

>>39804329
what don't you like about it, tripfriend?

>>39804339
I've never done roids but have read a bit a while ago. I think you want more test and less tren. Like 500 test and 200 tren

>>39804339
15 weeks is a long time to be on tren, even tren e. 200 EQ will do next to nothing, up it to 300-400 for a good synergy dose (even then you'll want to frontload it). Long ester compounds like EQ are a pain to come off from because they stay in your system suppressing you for long after you stop taking them.

>>39804361
noted, thanks for the advice friend.
>>39804381
eq is so low because i only have one vial left over from a previous run. throwing it in because why not.
stopped it early because it gave me insane anxiety, never gonna run it again.
i could up the tren to 500 and do 12 weeks instead or 600 for 10 weeks.
i'm blast and cruise so i'm not worried about the long ester

no issues with the 100 test?

>>39804407
100 test is fine, some prefer it higher but it all depends on how you respond to the combination of those compounds. If EQ doesn't work for you then don't put it in your body. You might be able to find someone to trade it off to. Have you run tren before?

Hey bros currently on 300mg cruise of e benched 255 tonight for 2 starting a blast of 900 test e, 600 eq and some t-Bol is it possible to get my max to 315 after that blast

>>39804462
You'd be a bitch if you couldn't hit a 3 plate bench on half that amount.

>>39804361
No no no no, you want more tren less test. They'll be competing for the same receptors so you want to absorb the most tren you can. Also keeping your test low at like 250mgs a week alleviates a lot of the nasty sides

>>39804444
checked, ya i've ran tren before. i was hoping the small dose of eq wouldn't give me anxiety, but i've already noticed some. mainly when driving.

do you prefer 3-4 full body workouts a week or split routines? with a day of rest

>>39804481
How much tren/test were you on before?

>>39804407
Thats fine let the tren do the work

I dont like eq and tren though, bad for bp

>>39804462
On just 500 test in 10 weeks you should have 3pl8
Add a lil oral and 10000%

>>39804487
Depends on your routine based on your goals dont it

>>39804495
100/250 then bumped up to 200/400

What does "achy joints" (as a side of low e2) feel like?

I upped my asin dosage from 12.5mg e3.5 to e2d about 2 weeks ago as a response to acne and oily skin (running 500mg test a week right now).

Then today at the gym, it kind of felt like I had I had the flu - I just wasn't into it, I had a bit of a full body ache, and I couldn't finish the bench volume I wanted as my elbows started to just hurt. Is this a sign of crashed e2?

>>39804517
May as well leave the test at 100. Do you have anything to help your joints out other than the EQ? 15 weeks of tren could make you pretty creaky.

>>39804472
I also only weigh 160 right now so I'm hoping after this last I'll be 180 or so

>>39804583
>160lbs hopping on a 1.5G+ blast

How tall are you? If you're average height a 300mg cruise should get you way bigger than 160.

>>39804255

Jerry I found a qt emo trap who passes really well in Kona side that wants my dick. Y/N? Not my thing but you might want pics, n I can pass "her" your email ;)

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>>39804616
160lbs about 5'7 and yea I'm pinning 300 test e every 7-9 days or so. I'm also all upper body I need to start working legs I stopped a while ago due to injury.

jerry pls, mtf routine for maximum scaring boys featuring nice booty.

>>39804651
you're like 5'5''

>>39804616
I'm only 5'3" so I'm a little below average height

>>39804507
>>39804626

Jerry pls answer with throwaway email. I want qt trap gf or not?

>>39804679
You** want

>>39804651
If it's test e you should be pinning twice a week for best results.

>>39804679
See if the sex works for you first.

>>39804693
Yea it's e but I'm not too fond of the 21 gauge pins I have so I'm going to order some 25 gauges.

>>39804679
post pics dummy

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>>39804714
K

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>>39804714

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>>39804705
>pinning with less than 25g, ever

>>39804734
Lol the dude I get my shit from always gives me them and they fucking hurt they're harpoons.

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>>39804714
Last one I'm posting

>>39804732
yeah hit it bruh

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New gf
5'9 blue eyes blonde hair

True breeding material

>>39804745
Fortunately I have a needle exchange close to me so I can just walk out with 3 months of free pins at a time.

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>>39804750
>5'9 blue eyes blonde hair

Drop the drugs and turn her into wife material m8

>>39804748
I don't want her desu. I'm not very into trans girls, I'll let jerry talk to her doe in penance for never fucking him as he calls me Azusa. If he wants. Just figured I'd wingman him if he's interested.

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>>39804750
Also Kahuna is getting large and strong again. Suboxone reckd my appetite and made me a crazy insomniac so I dropped it.

>>39803624
>Why can't you just spend 8 hours a day lifting and eating though

>how to become fat as easy as 1 2 3

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>>39804750
Nice.

Send nudes.

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>>39804507
>>39804255

Come back Jerry you fucksicle I'm literally wingmanning you a passing tranny gf to fill you up and you're not responding, fuck.

Just IM injected for the second time in my life. I think I did it just right (aspirated, no sign of blood) except I ended up doing it at a 45 degree angle in the vastus lateralus.

It hurts the same way it did the first time, with achiness traveling down around my knee and walking being awkward.

>>39804949
Is she in hawaii?

>>39804790

If i was in his position I would lift for 8 hours a day and just eat my tdee spread out into like 8 small meals once an hour while I lift

Do you or do you not want to leave humanity behind (cmon).

He said he has no friends no gf no job what's stopping him

>>39805032
Yea.

So you get a vacation and tranny gf if you ever have the chance.

Interested or no?

Are there any books/sites that are like roids for dummies that you guys know of? I've got awhile before I'd even want to roid so I feel like I should inform myself in the meantime.

Why does my heart rate stay at 95bpm after injecting Test? It's very hard to fall asleep like this.

>>39805068
Nah, not interested in pen pals

Thanks though

>>39805108
Llewellyns anabolics

>>39805149
My man

>>39805137
Kek my heart rate chills around 100. Do you even longtermhealthproblems?

>>39804550
What would you recommend for the joints

>>39805177
Anavar would be my first choice to go with tren. Deca is good but may not mesh well with tren in terms of sides.

>>39805177
Peptides

>>39805151
How it do

>>39805203
how shitty is the peptide market since tom/av left atm? not asking for a source, just wondering if there's a good chance i'll be throwing money down the shitter

>>39805149
I'm disappointed jerrbear. I had dreams of being a /fraud/ matchmaker between qt trannies and depressed weeaboos.

Just lookin out for you dawg.

>>39805218
Its ok
Have a bunch in tge feezer I should use
Actually havent gotten any since then

>>39805221
I decided to stop jerking it to trannies

Now its just lolis

Get me one of those

>>39803737
Need some advice. Starting a test e 500 cycle for 10 weeks (first cycle ever) and want to know how much I should be eating.

>>39805272
a 500-1000 cal surplus

>>39798769
I wasn't searching for any excuses. You just claimed all black people have super genetics. I was simply saying it's not true at all.

>>39805297
thanks m8

>>39805327
no problem, enjoy your first cycle. Make sure you have all your on cycle therapy on hand and do a good PCT.

>>39805242
Nvm

Lol

So my IGE (allergy) levels came back at 2000, with the upper end of "acceptable" range being 300

My severely allergic brother who basically risks death upon contact with peanuts, has never been above ~1100

I am allergic minorly to a fuckload of fruit. I just realized that when I was going through the allergy theory I saw A NEW FUCKING PRICE LIST FOR MY SOURCE. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING MCT OIL FOR MY TEST, BUT IT WAS GSO LOL. MY TREN IS MCT FOR SURE THO

SO I AM GONNA PIN THIS NEW TEST THAT I'M NOT FUCKING ALLERGIC TO AND SEE HOW MY GLANDS REACT.

I THINK I FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT. NOTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD MAKES SENSE.

PLEASE BE TRUE SO I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING COMMIT SUICIDE...

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR THE OIL FROM MY LAST INJECTION TO BE MOSTLY GONE FROM MY BOIPUSSI?

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>>39805151
>>39805242
>>39805412

lol I see you bimbsie.

>>39805412
Tch
Dont waste my time
Never reply to me again

>>39805462
on one hand i'm glad you may have a solution to your swollen glands
on the other hand, fuck you and i hope you keep your swollen glands

what you gonna change your trip to in order to remain relevant

>>39804550
probably 3g fish oil and a non inflammatory diet
what is with tren and creaky joints?

>>39805669
>what is with tren and creaky joints?
if tren were so hard on joints jerry wouldn't've been able to run it even with peps

you'll be fine dude

>>39805462
This is why u don't pin fucking ALLERGENS IN UR FUCKING ASS for 6 months...

I am gonna laugh my ass off so bad if this is what it is.

>>39805669
idk

>>39805669
This is the ONLY THING that MAKES SENSE.

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>>39805757
hope you're alright my man. progress pics soon, or are they still really thicc?

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>>39805781
theyre basically the same shit.

also think about it. when i was pinning only 100mg for a cruise, they went down a fuckload like in this pic of september 28th. the pic was after like 3 weeks of pinning 50mg twice a week

then i was like "cool fuck this theyre gone" and frontloaded myself back up to a higher test dose, and they came back basically overnight

i reallllllyy fucking think this is it

my bloods show i am undergoing an extreme allergic reaction, and the MRI and sonogram findings are consistent with an allergy

Ok, I figure some people here could help me.

I need some antidepressants. Where can I get some without them being on my medical record (IE not prescribed)?

>>39805791
Just think if you could read and not get oils youre allergic too think how different your last year would have been

This is why you wait til 25 to roid, kids

>>39805832
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be able to read before 25

>>39805462
Holy shit congrats m8. Hopefully it'll work out.

I can't pin safflower oil or I get horrible swelling and pip for days.

>>39805832
>This is why you wait til 25 to roid, kids
f off old man

>>39805462
This is fucking hilarious.

It was the Chinese bathtub chemicals all along.

Just not the ones you thought it was.

>>39805832
>>39805873
>>39805899
still don't know for sure BTW. just extremely high probability of this being it, all factors considered

but jesus christ lets HOPE

how many extra calories am i consuming if i pin 10 ml worth of gear in oil a week?

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>>39805908

What was it that you were allergic to specifically in the oil?

>>39805916
100 grams of coconut oil is 862 calories = .1 liters.

10 ml = .01 liters so 86 whole caloriedoos are consumed with 10 ml of oil injected into your scrotum, assuming your Chinese bathtub chemical maker uses coconut oil.

Even if it doesn't though you can do this conversion yourself since you're a big boy, right?

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>>39802797
I will never allow myself going bald, like would never allow myself to be skinny. No matter what. I only need to be bigger. Being big is the only thing that matters in life.

>he also lifts for girls and think they care about muscle
You are also infected with this delusional disease? How many good looking girls you see with big and ripped guys that are not on the internet. I am talking about real life.

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>>39805791
brb trying to fap to this

>>39805791
Why don't you go off and let the balls in your face shrink to the point they look normal again.

It's your fucking face, it's the most important thing in your life. How do you even look on steroids, is it even worth the to have balls hanging under your chin?

I can't even

>>39806215
Females notice you WAY more after you gain some muscle.
If you dont notice this then youre either really ugly or autistic

>>39806261
If you think you need muscle to be noticed, then there should be already something wrong with those aspects. You don't think?

You just don't be fat or super skinny with a good looking face if your goal should be only getting girls. Otherwise try to compensate with being either being funny, social or fun to hang around with.

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You're a fucking faggot if you doing all this effort to get noticed by girls.

I see fucking skinny fat looking guys getting 9/10 & 10/10 all the times. You think they care about getting muscles? fucking delusional faggots you are.

No wonder you still skinny, I only care about myself and looking the way i want to look. No one can keep me from being what i want to be; that is myself.

Can't wait to start my blast. It's so fucking easy for me being big, I wonder how big I am gonna get with blast and cruising.

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Did fatlifts lose his v-card this year?

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>>39806309
Next year will be the year, surely.

>>39806282
I never said you need muscle to get noticed.
I said it makes you more attractive. And you stand out in a crows, in a good way.
And if you already stand out in a good way, muscles will make it better.

Is that simple.

>>39806323
I bet it will be

>>39806294
you look like a redditor

>>39806332
great

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>>39806330
>never said you need muscle to get noticed.
>you stand out in a crows
This ain't looking good for you already and we're just about to get started.

Okay okay, let's give you this benefit of the doubt. I will go crazy and replace myself in your delusional thought. Let's say that they care about muscles, you really think you need to use steroids that will fuck up your body to look the way you do when you also could be like this natty.


>>39806337
I am just telling how it is. Trying to get you out of this fairy tale most of you live in.

I know you can't handle the truth, but there is no need to reflect your insecurities on me.

>>39805791
History in the making. I feel sorry for laughing, but I did, oh so hard. Bravo.

Lowkey glad that you may have solved the mystery though. Looking forward to less inane blogposting, given that the sole reason your trip exists may be gone soon kek

>>39806369
How have you been

>>39806389
>this fairy tale most of you live in

Remember, there are non-troll unironic honest to god serious threads asking “how many pl8 must I lift to have a realistic chance to get a gf” and betas like the ones above (could pull poon by so much winking at it, does not cause autistical self-doubt). I usually advise hating the game, not the player, but some people should just be culled for the greater good.

i am on 150mg test and 600mg tren.
i have every low estro side in the book and my bloodwork shows literally 0 estrogen.
how can i up the e2?

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>>39804255
kek, this

there is no such thing as pure irl

just watched steins gate and spent a retarded amount of time looking into the different attractor fields and timeline

fukk I wish life was really that interesting, like fuck their world line concept of how time works seems p legit, and that pure 2d waifus were real

pic semirelated; all irl women

>>39806556
will copypasta to cross-troll /a/, /lit/ and /sci/ with

>>39806441
dont use ai or up test, or your test isnt test so switch test with different test

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>>39804255
>tfw the qtczgf jerry bait worked

every time like clockwork

did you save your loli from the wilderness yet?

>>39806556
>there is no such thing as pure irl
I agree with this. I should say she shows a good sense of loyalty without that retarded notion most women have of "hey I'm being a normal human being so you should show undying devotion to me every second of the day because I am a GODDESS"

purity is nonexistent

>>39806389
>>39806439
t b h masT is completely right about this

in fact, I find that most women anymore actually hate that 'overly muscular' look. Not to say I look anything close to overly muscular now, but even when I was a skinnyfat I could pull women fine

exgf has been quoted as saying "I liked the way you looked when you were skinny, now you're just too big" and I'm only a fucking 180lb 5'9" manlet kekkerino

lifting for anything or anyone but yourself is retarded, I can agree with masT completely on that

>semi-related
masT did you see the post in the last thread? I'm gonna put your PSO + SAW + BIOTIN + Keto + Scalp Exercises meme routine to the test. Bought everything above and it'll be here in a few weeks.

What dosages of PSO/SAW/BIOTIN do you take? 1000mg/450mg/10000mcg daily?

>>39806761
PSO =3x1000mg a day
SAW = 5x450mg a day
Keto shampoo = once a week
Bioton = 10mcg a day
Scalp exercises = I am just doing it all day long, since i can just wiggle my ears and eyebrows without touching them. Makes my scalp really move significantly.

I am really seeing hair growth since i added scalp exercises + keto and biotin. See hairs growing under my hairline. I already had really increased thickness from PSO + SAW only. Can confirm that already helps to thicken the hair.

It might be the combination that really makes it fucking thick. Really WORTH THE TRY

I am still on mast btw.

Even my gf said it directly when she saw me in the weekend. Hey you have tiny hairs growing under your hairline

do u guys have some pictures of pre-cheating and post? im trying to figure out if i should hop on right away or slave away for another year

>>39806806
baby peach vellus hairs or actual mini hairs in your specific color? big difference

mirin scalp exercises though. thought they were a meme, but feck no, combined with a few other factors they do have an effect

>be an apathic barely functioning cynic
>little genuine eyebrow raising throughout the day because nothing really phases me anymore
>need to force myself, wiggling them like a retard, looking like a looney tunes character making a move on a female
fml

>>39806761
isnt she gonna get a heart attack when she arrives and sees you are an ugly hairy balding manlet with a shit body and weird nipples.

no offense bro but i still dont know how you pull these stunts. If you had anything going for you (except "confidence") then i would get it. But there is literally nothing attractive about you. How can she not puke when you rub your smelly hairy chest against her lmao

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>>39806836
Why do you people always do this shit in public.
If you do it for 1-2 hours at home you are set.

Also remember the rule: Raise eyebrow, RELAX, wiggle ears backwards, RELAX. If you contract both of them at the same time = waste of time.

>>39806825
pic related is natty after 1 year.

8 weeks into 250mg test -> http://imgur.com/a/yGDoB

You wanna know if you are ready for ebin hormones?

>age
>height
>weight
>bf% (pic preferable)
>time lifting

>>39806861

dunno freedom units
23
187cm
95kg
like 17%
2 yrs ish, started at 140kg so didnt start small and skinny like most people who get into fraud so hormones might be a bit different starting off with

>>39805137
Idk but mine does the same thing. Makes me heart beat like an engine. Like a turbo charged weedwacker
>Its all about dem heart gains bro

>>39806971
everything fine except you are fat.

Lose the fat, drop down to like 80kg and you are g2g m8.

>>39806727
i dont use ai, my test is definitly test bloodwork shows that much.
lel immun to aromatase upping the test

>>39806861
I’m literally not in public only when I sleep, I live a stressful life lol. But I could get used to doing them when I shit or pin, both of which give me 10mins. of privacy each. Or just do them when fucking from behind keking at myself looking dumb and her reaction in the mirror.

>>39806861
the more i look at your body the more i realize its garbage tier.

only thing you got going for you is chest and laterals. everything else is kinda lacking.

great progress on test tho, you need a better pic tho.

Someone redpill me on pros and cons of dht abuse pls. I’ve been bald by choice for a decade now so idgaf about hairloss sides but I’m pretty on the fence if that’s enough reason to just yolo it still.

>>39805791
2017 will be the year of no swollen glands

>>39806251
>is it even worth the to have balls hanging under your chin?
I dream every day of having an extra set of balls

So what do you guys who are on for life do to keep your heart healthy? I've been blasting for a year straight and am on 20mg cialis ED to help prevent ventricular hypetrophy and high BP.

Thinking of getting some trimetazidine to prevent cardiac lesions.

>>39807657
>blasting for a year

ouch, atleast you got it figured that you need to do something about your heart.

also daily slight cardio is goat.

recovering fatass here
training for 7 years on and off
lost 50lbs of lard in the last 4 months
I eat 1000kcal on 5 days a week
I eat 3500kcal on 1 day a week
I eat 2500kcal on 1 day a week

I am keeping my strength and muscle with this, but I want to gain a little bit while shedding off those last pounds

my plan would be a Test-E cycle for 12 weeks
250mg Test-E a week
50 mcg T3 ed
60-100mcg Clen eod depending on tolerance
20-30mg yohimbin hcl ed
50mg oral Winstrol ed

please roast my scheme
also, given I do the cycle like this, what kind of AI should i keep on hand.

PCT would be 2 weeks of clomiphen 50mg ed

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>>39806825
pic related

before gear/training in general to now

>>39806789
tnks bby

I'll probably up the keto shampoo to twice a week (only have 1% rather than 2% here) but other than that I'll run the same

>>39806841
she's already seen me full frontal a number of times

she's into the whole hairy/unkempt slav look

>smelly hairy chest

hey it's trimmed now and it's never smelled like anything other than almond butter soap tyvm

I get what you're saying though, I really don't know how it ends up working out for me, it just kind of does. It really is a matter of confidence and knowing what to say. When I say 'knowing what to say' though I mean 'knowing what they want to hear'

that's probably the biggest portion of it, imo

>>39807736
jesus christ

I don't know where to begin

training for 7 years on and off? recovering fatass? Just say untrained m8

If you're going to do some autismo eating protocol like that, at least look into intermittent fasting for a proper layout on calorie restriction throughout the week

Don't start juice as an accessory to weight loss, cut down then start.

If you decide not to take that advice in to account at all, as far as your cycle goes, drop to 200mg (250 you may still need an AI, especially if fat. try to avoid this and just go for a cruise level of test here, adjust as needed.)

FUCK clen, T3 is fine if you want but personally I hate the thought of fucking with my thyroid

drop the winstrol. No reason to run it whatsoever in this stack.

man dbol+test is FUCKING my face up with acne

>roid to look better
>ruin facial aesthetics

just fapped after 3 days on 600mg/day and few more days at lower doses and my cum was yellow, like really yellow, think pinneaple, didn't notice at lower doses, thought it was a meme

>>39808153
meant to say 600mg/day DNP and skipped it huehue

>>39808153
oh it really isn't a meme

your pee will turn neon yellow/orange too, staining your toilet bowl

it's gr8

>>39808153
that wasnt cum, it was man juice

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Hey kids? You want a huge duck?..
Buy more memek677!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8t2QJL28CI

>>39808341
Still got 2 grams laying around from you. Should I do 25mg for 80 days or 50mg for 40?

Also can I dissolve it in water or should I make a PG/everclear solution? Stuff tastes like shit

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>>39808536
I like 50mg personally. Really intense sides and I get a little of the numbness in my fingers sometimes.
But slow and steady is almost always the better choice.

>>39807112
Anyone? Already tried to read up myself but reddit are delusional idiots and most people I could ask irl are hopeless dbol meatheads so not really what I’m looking for in this case.

>>39807955
>hairy/unkempt slav look

have a hairy unkempt brofist m8

>>39807736
More test.
No T3.
Ephedrine instead of clen.
Use aromasin.

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>>39808573
You giving fraud bros a discount still?

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>>39809179
Yes.
I'm about to go play with the pupper lol.

>>39806323
age?

>>39808536
>Also can I dissolve it in water or should I make a PG/everclear solution? Stuff tastes like shit

I tried to make a solution by dissolving it in 10mL vodka then adding OraPlus (which I think is PG) and OraSweet. Something didn't work out (think it was the OraSweet) and it was fucking clumpy and coagulated - not recommended.

If I had to do it again I'd just dissolve in alcohol and make sure to shake before dosing. No way around that shitty taste though, I chase it with cranberry juice which helps a little.

>creatine for Christmas
I'm one of you now

>>39809656
Have you tried heating it up a bit? I think I'm going to buy 70% absinthe and try to dissolve it in there

>>39809838
Nope, didn't try that, just removed the coagulate from the solution (and ate it), kept the rest which is what I use to dose from. It was really goopy coagulate (think something like the consistency of cum in water), and I wasn't sure how hot the MK could get without being damaged.

Absinthe solution would work well IMHO. Good luck. Really great sleep on 25mg, just wish it were a bit cheaper and I'd run it year long.

>weather is cold for a while
>start dnp
>weather gets warm within a couple days

why? why every time? it will be consistently below 20 degrees for weeks on end, then i start dnp and it goes to 50 degrees...

>>39809957
>why?

Because you live in Ohio

>>39809899
>Really great sleep on 25mg, just wish it were a bit cheaper and I'd run it year long.

word

i run 50mg strictly on blasts since I can afford it, always miss it when its over

>>39809967
>he unironically thinks ohio has radical weather
weak

>xD guys what's the deal with mk666

>>39809996
xdddd

>>39804381
thats why you frontload longest esters and drop them weeks before you drop test (for EQ it would take up to 2.5 months to leave your system on highest doses, so obviously these compounds are only for BnC or long cycles (4-6 months)

its just kind of annoying to go pin 3x your weekly dosage (like 2g of EQ) on the first day but its worth it

>>39809979
it's not really radical, just temperamental. Last week it was single digits, Christmas was fucking 64.

>unrelated

>buttcoin is over $930

shieeeeeety

Can I get some input for an s-4 cycle? Just a normal 4-5 week stand alone s-4 cycle leading me into my track season.

Current NCAA track athlete looking for a cycle to cut and lean out and increase power with low detection due to being a athlete if I get tested. So far S-4 meets what I'm looking for but I'd like other opinions.

I know about vision sides for this sarm

Inb4 do roids, Idk how to get them and I'm not looking to blow up that fast yet, I'll look into and research for a cycle if my season doesn't go well.

Thank you /Fit/ family

>>39804546
at least when I nuked my estro with letro for gyno my joints were cracking and literally aching and hurting every time I had any pressure on any limb, for example even pushups were impossible cause the pain and had to sit down carefully and couldnt stand up too fast, felt like an old man

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>>39810091
if buttcoin hits 1k you gotta turn your condoms into swiss cheese and get czqt prego

maga

>>39810115
fuck off and die faggot

>>39810091
>turn your condoms into swiss cheese and get czqt prego
>maga

why does buttcoin have to hit 1k for me to do this I thought it was basically already said and done anyway

>>39810171
you're actually gonna do it? nigga you crazy

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>>39809656
>>39809838
>>39809899
Sorry I didn't answer the dissolving question. I'm gonna make a thing and see what happens.
In the mean time...
Fresh pupper pics!

>>39810520
is that the dog from the grinch

>>39810159
Thx bby love you too

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>>39810528
No lmao but that's funny as fuck. I will never be able to un see that now lmao.

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Does this shit work

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Ok so I'm gonna make a 1 gram mk suspension for you guys. Someone should probably make a collage or something out of all the images.
You will need...
1 gram memek677
Good vodka from motherland
Food grade Vegetable glycerin
Bottle of some kind
Some way to measure (I like catheter tip syringes)
Diet coke
Glass of ice

>>39810733
Yeah. Not too effective in low doses and not too pleasant in high ones though. A resounding “meh”.

>>39809656
I dissolve it in gin. Tangy juniper and questionable chemical barf taste, this pleases the brit in me to no end.

>>39810791
dis gon b gud

>>39810791
>diet coke
>using coke zero

this entire thing is fucked before it's even begun

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>>39810820
>>39810841
Lmao step 0 I guess?
Make a vodka and diet because you deserve it!

>>39810865
Cardarine? I'm getting sad not taking it. :(

>>39810865
>vodka and diet
the slav in me both approves and cringes at this

t b h one of my favorite drinks is diet dr pepper and a shitload of rum, I like kraken. For whatever reason it seems like no matter how much rum I put in that fucking dr pepper it just doesn't overpower it

>>39810865
... m8 :^/

but I thought as much (suspension with glycerine and alcohol??), my first step in anything I do is a stiff drink too

that even rhymes kek

>>39810892
get some navy rum like pusser's or wood's

makesure its gunpowder proof

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>>39810887
No Cardarine still =( this is mk677
>>39810892
I'm gonna switch to rum after this kek
Just had the vodka out already.
>>39810896


STEP 1:
Carefully add memek677 to fresh bottle. I am using wax paper in the image although I have also used little funnels and things in the past.

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>>39810939
STEP 2:
Add 10ml of vodka to the bottle with the memek. This is a 60ml catheter tip syringe. Works great. To the left is approximately 3 shots of vodka for comparison.

>>39810939
>tfw want to drink tonight but going hiking then to bars with the old man tomorrow so starving myself today

life is pain

>>39810963
so you're the asshole that always buys all the catheter tip syringes and leaves me to suffer with 18g needles and luer lock 60mL's

>>39810983

Horse supply shops dude. A little alcohol sterilization if it's not wrapped.

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>>39810963
This was a hard pic to get but it looks already dissolved and stable in just 10ml of vodka. We have a nice yellow color to the liquid. We will continue the process anyway as this demonstration applies to any powder.

>>39810791
Does the vegetable glycerin have to be kosher?

>>39810865
Do most americans drink out of pickle jars?

thanks for guide comrade

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>>39811032
Here is a much better pic of where we are now.

>>39811054
this makes me wet and i don’t even have a twat

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>>39811054
STEP 3:
If the powder did not already dissolve in the 10ml of vodka carefully submerge the bottle in water that is just off boil and swirl around. Open the lid of the bottle every 20 seconds to relieve any pressure from the heat and keep repeating the swirling in the hot water bath until dissolved.
Note I am skipping this step as I have already gotten a nice suspension.

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>>39811099
the fuck are we even making?

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>>39811142
weaponized uranium 235

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STEP 4:
Add 29 ml vegetable glycerin to the bottle of powder and vodka solution.

Why 29 ML and not 30? Because we are trying to make a 40 ml solution that contains 25 milligrams of product per one milliliter of solution we also have to take into account the fact that the one gram of powder displaces one milliliter by itself therefore we only need 39 total milliliters of liquid.

More to come! I have to run to the bank before they close. I will answer all questions soon!

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>>39810983
>so you're the asshole that always buys all the catheter tip syringes
Dude I legit called 10 stores in my town before I found one that would sell them to me without a prescription. Super annoying.
>>39811040
>Does the vegetable glycerin have to be kosher?
No but it needs to be FOOD GRADE. As a side note I believe all food grade vg is automatically kosher.
>Do most americans drink out of pickle jars?
No, just the cool ones do. ;)
>>39811067
Mmmmmm
>>39811142
A 40ml solution that contains 25mg of product per ml of liquid.

>>39811232
>run to the bank
shilling your shit pays off ayyy

mirin though. down to the factoring in of adequate product per ml and stuff. too many just yolo and eyeball their stuff around here

>“hey source how much FUN (hey mods) does this have per ml?”
>“dunno i just poured some in, maybe 100, 200 what do you care fag fuck off”
>well here’s to me not dying gruesomely then

>>39811305
>called 10 stores before finding one that would sell them without a prescription

wait really? even just syringes? Even Amazon sells syringes, that's where I ended up getting mine

weird

>>39811185
birds don't inhale and exhale they're in a constant exchange of air-- your pic is ill informed

>stay hydrated as fuck throughout the day on dnp, 8.2mg/kg, drinking at least 4-5 gallons a day (artificial sweeteners amirite)
>go to sleep
>keep waking up almost dehydrating to death, blood volume so low i am nearly losing consciousness when i stand up
>waking up so dehydrated my dick skin is splitting open with microtears everywhere because of how dry it is

>>39811341
btfo nerd 1v1 me irl i sware on me mum ill ohp ur dl max

(i’m actually aware, but i still like the pic)

>>39811142
liquid placebo

>>39811341
look at this faggot knowing shit about birds

>>39811347
>8.2mg/kg
Try not to be 250lbs then.

>tfw been "cutting" for over 6 months while cruising
>have literally lost and gained nothing the entire time

I'm such a lazy pussy. So many parties and fun and drinking. I hate myself right now.

The only thing that makes me happy is that my muscle hasn't deteriorated into nothing thanks to 250mg test a week.

>>39811394
What's wrong with 8.2mg/kg? It makes more sense to use doses measured like that than just an arbitrary number that effects you differently depending on weight

>>39811436
have you not even been lifting?

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>>39811436
dude you should totally trip here you'd fit right in

>>39811457
Once or twice a week

Its truly pathetic. Lots has been going on in life with moving and women and stuff too.

Not that I'm using that as an excuse, but thats what sent me down this road. I'm usually very meticulous about diet and training.

Back on the horse again today, though. Squat day yay

>>39811462
kek I do sometimes

>>39811445
Nothing wrong with kg-based dosage. But if it wrecks you this hard while drinking a small lake’s worth of water it might still not be optimal. I never went for more than 6mg/kg if ever that and still got good results.

>>39811484
>kek I do sometimes
alex detected

please stay off my board

>>39811508
except alex hasn't done roids yet because hes afraid of needles.

>>39811589
and because he is braindead enough to be fucked around by frauds inside joke, of mast's "natty" pics

>>39811394
>>39811497
heh

reminds me of an idiot back at uni who tried to “slim down a bit” (his wording) with dnp, his guy told him to use 9mg/kg, he was 260ish lbs, do the math yourself

great keks were had by all but him and a handful of emt folks

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>>39811320
>shilling your shit pays off ayyy
It makes a lot less than you guys think lol. But I am trying to put out some how too stuff like now and I am also geared up to sell capsules now. Got the first proof of art work the other day. I like it. Just making some changes to the art then caps in bottles. So far sold about 1000 caps via email.
>>39811325
Ya I am impatient and waiting for shipping annoys me lol.


Just got home. Here is the finished product. 40ml solution of mk677 at 25mg/ml of solution.
First person to EMAIL me a nice collage of all the pics with some text gets the bottle for free.

>>39811721
ayyy give me 3 mins

>>39811687
>do the math yourself
118kg in non-retard, which boils down to roughly 1g of DNP or a wee bit more. Juicy.

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>>39810791
>>39810939
>>39810963
>>39811032
>>39811054
>>39811099
>>39811232
>>39811721

Note lots of bubbles from the vegetable glycerin. It's kinda a jelly consistency? Pretty much unavoidable.
A bad suspension would show clear visible crystals and chunks of product throughout.
Do you guys want to see a bad suspension just for reference?

>>39811721
>caps in bottles

Aw yisss. Also please call them “Cap’s Caps”. For some inane reason the thought entertains me greatly.

>>39811721
check mail

>>39811727 is me btw

>>39811762
Yo cap, hook me up! You send to uk?

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>>39811764
>Cap’s Caps
Lmao not bad. I love silly company names. Always reminds me to not take myself too seriously.
The company is already named "Advanced Body Science" aka ABS for short. Thought it was equally serious, cool, and silly all at once.
>>39811833
Uno momento.

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>>39811837
>You send to uk?
Many times. What are you looking for?
>>39811727
I emailed you back.

>>39811922
Post email pls

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>>39811833
I sent some changes, thanks.
>>39812152
At gmail.

>>39812276
Not on egay anymore?

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>>39812276
Just sent you an email with http://imgur.com/a/gzmEK

>>39811762
After seeing this result I'm certain that where I went wrong was adding OraSweet. The clumps/coagulate I fished out of my solution were very sweet too.

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>>39812377
>Not on egay anymore?
Still very much on egay. It is 70% of my business?
>>39812383
>>39812422
I like it but Jul had an almost finished image sorry. =/ if he doesn't email me back soon I will show you what I want.
Are you on gear?
I will do another series to demonstrate a BAD suspension full of crystals and chunks that I will then fix and send to you. You did a good job and hit the key points.

>tfw get qt doctor to pin my glutes
>Tfw he does a terrible job.

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>>39812519
Lol what was he pinning you with?


Thanks to Jul! Here is the finished image. I think it is pretty good but there is a lot of room for improvement with the explanations on my part.
More to come!

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>>39812517
No worries, and don't make the bad suspension just for me, I just had some extra time on my day off after break :)

Was planning to re-up with another gram or two in prep for a blast. Right now I'm on super low TRT dose that I'm doing to humor my doctor. Just got lowered to 75mg/week because 125/week was putting me at over 800 and free test of 20 (it was the latter that made him think it was too high).

Can you believe this shit?

He's watching my bloods like a hawk so I'll have sever ties with him to blast for any duration of time >8 weeks. In doing so, I'll lose my script. Weighing the pros/cons of that atm.

Laws and cultural stigma against roids are fucked. Hope Trump can overhaul the DEA's retarded scheduling (which would admittedly be low on the list of his priorities in office).

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>>39812587
Just test. But I've got crazy pip, and I never have any pain with glutes. I think he musta jiggled the needle.

I say it the needle abs alcohol swabs, he just jabbed the needle in without disinfecting because:
>You don't have to worry about that stuff when doing butt injections

>>39812724
It's 100% needle jiggle.
For my last pin I was shaking like a leaf and I still pinned. I have had hella pip for a week.
PSA: Do not pin if you are shaking.

>>39812724
What a jabroni.

>>39812623
Holy fuck her calves

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>>39812735
>>39812740
>>39812724
>I think he musta jiggled the needle.
Having been pinning for a long time I do agree with this.
I also find despite some jiggling and fuckery on my part that by letting a bead of oil run down the needle sorta like lube makes the pins pretty much unnoticeable.
I also heat the oil until it is almost too hot to hold.
>>39812749
>Holy fuck her calves
U mirin genetics breh...

>had about 3k at the beginning of fall semester
>have about 1.8k now after a semester of regular expenditures, work, some problems with the truck (most notably a random tire blowout last week that put me out ~$500), and +$250ish from christmas
>was planning on starting a TRT cruise during/after winter break
>not sure if it's financially safe to get the gear, AI, PCT, and bloods (~$380)
I don't like being low T, but I'm scared of running out of money.
send help

>>39812724
>>39812735
I'm always shaking

I also always forget to pin with the cc/ml indication towards me so I have to rotate the pin while it's inside so I can see how much there's left

never have pip

but idk how you're supposed to not shake a little when you're holding a needle at the angle pinning vg requires for 30-40 seconds

>>39812735
>>39812740
>>39812786

Yeah. I was sort super excited to have someone else pin me.

Living the dream isn't as great as I had hoped.

>>39812795
>TRT cruise during/after winter break
A $30 vital of test should last you 20 weeks at trt doses.

It costs peanuts m8.

>>39812897
Yeah. It's not the test that makes it expensive, it's all of the other stuff (PCT, AI, bloods).
I was planning on buying four vials to have enough for a year and a half (or a year and change with a backup), and that's only $120 out of the $380.

>>39812786
>I also heat the oil until it is almost too hot to hold.
Every time? I thought this is only done when the gear is crashed.

>>39813228
Please note that you should heat the gear once it's in the syringe and not heat the entire vial.
Warm oil flows much easier and requires less pressure to push out.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_jet_cutter

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>>39812848
>I was sort super excited to have someone else pin me.
When I first started juice years ago I used to have my bro pin me. I have found pinning quads myself is the best by far.
>>39813228
>>39813247
I heat the whole vial in one of of those electric face heating blankets. Never had any problems. Super smooth draw and pin with no pip.
In the future I plan to get a TEC plate and place the vials on this until they are almost too hot to touch.
Do you guys think my chemical suspension guide was cool? What could I do to improve it?

>>39813401
Stop fishing for upboats with your guide.
Can you see how putting your entire vial of gear through numerous heat/cool cycles when you can just heat it once it's in the barrel would be bad?

>>39813401
>Do you guys think my chemical suspension guide was cool?
Thought it was useful. Curious as to why adding VG is needed if you could have instead just put 39 mL of vodka in the bottle...

>>39813247
>Please note that you should heat the gear once it's in the syringe and not heat the entire vial.
Makes sense. Do you just cap the syringe after taking off the draw syringe and put it in a hot water bath? Why is it bad to heat the entire vial? Risk of degrading the active ingredients inside?

>>39813508
>cap the syringe after taking off the draw syringe and put it in a hot water bath
yes

>>39812519
oh its a guy?

I thought you kept misspelling she

>>39813524
Very cool, thanks for the tip. Will definitely try this since the temperature have been dropping recently.

Should USPS tracking show a different status after arrived at Jamaica, NY?

>diet is 100% on point, extremely strict
>however, if I so much as allow myself one minor thing as a "cheat" I go full powerlifter mode and eat everything in a 5 mile radius

Anyone else know this feel

>>39813401
M8 sent you an email

>>39813848
Isn't that a sign of poor discipline m8?

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>>39813424
>Can you see how putting your entire vial of gear through numerous heat/cool cycles when you can just heat it once it's in the barrel would be bad?
No I can't. Please teach me, seriously.
>>39813508
>Curious as to why adding VG is needed if you could have instead just put 39 mL of vodka in the bottle...
You could definitely use pure ethyl alcohol instead of cutting with VG but I will demonstrate soon with exemestane why you should use VG and not pure alcohol.
Exemestane is extremely difficult to suspend and I will show you all what's up with crystalline compounds that don't want to suspend easily.
Also to be quite honest many of my customers are under 21 and can maybe only afford to sneak 10ml of vodka from daddy.
We were all there once!

>>39813884
No because of it I am strict 100% of the time, and like if I cheat a little I am basically turning my dscipline off

It hasn't happened in months cuz I just don't cheat anymore

where is cunt man are you here cunt

you goddamn cunt kek

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Do you guys think I can look like this natty at 5'9"?

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>>39814115
>I am strict 100% of the time
speaking of, you inject your glands with more synthol yet?

>>39814311
no he confessed his love for nigger dick a few months back, hasn't been around since

>>39814316
post cb pics

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>>39814373
>no he confessed his love for nigger dick a few months back, hasn't been around since
these are lies man, filthy lies, i know the cunt for long time and he was around like some weeks around
and i'm so fucking high because some weird shit he told me to buy back then adn damn

>>39814316
>natty
kek no
on roids? maybe if u know a little bit what to do

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people who lift twice a day

what type of routine do you do

>>39814405
you must be on some goooood shit because you're not coherent at all lmfao

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>>39814393
>>39814416
here you go, lifting 2 years but not as much this past semester. My legs are way behind his too but I'm working on them

>>39814445
don't fall for the bimbo memes idiot

>>39813508
>Why is it bad to heat the entire vial? Risk of degrading the active ingredients inside?
not that guy, but i think tren starts to degrade at like 95 C. but that is only one specific case and heating it probably won't get that high.

>>39813904
planning on suspending asin and proviron in the future. interested in guide.

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>>39814448
you look better than 90% of the dyels here

just do steroids faggot, what else have you to live for?

>>39814445
>>39814459

>>39814459
damn, how did you know.
i've already fallen for the carb + protein around workouts and protein + fats hours before/after workouts. that and the insulin resistance meme.

i'd only be doubling up twice a week and am currently on a PPL

>>39814470
Not gonna lie my friend recently went /fraud/ and he's been pushing me to do it too.

My concerns are the typical ones that you guys pretty much blow off (balding, gyno, roiding too young, etc)

>>39814446
drinking a "bit" and done some ethylphenidate man i'm so high and wanna talk so much keke

>>39814445
dude just do ur routine twice man wtf

>>39814516
>dude just do ur routine twice man wtf
kind of tired of it at this point, have been doing it for a year and a half now. now i feel dumb for asking such a stupid question.
thanks for the advice.

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>>39814501
>My concerns are the typical ones that you guys pretty much blow off (balding, gyno, roiding too young, etc)

are you really going to let your fears get between you and your goals?? youre not willing to do whatever it takes.

5% CUHMAAANN

I was searching the archive for stuff about jacked & tan 2.0 and the fraud threads came up; I have a question

first week, first day, back squat
3 sets of 6 reps+
>work up to 10rm
so that last set I should load up ~295 and do 10 reps?

1rms
squat 395
bench 250
deadlift 500

Is carbing up a meme and just gets you fat after a 0 carb yolo cut, or is it legit?

If it's legit, do you workout right before or after you start carbing up? Any general guidelines, or a good link to follow? I don't see anything on roid forums really, just stuff for natties

Do you remember the first time you aquired steroids? How did you do it?

>>39814947
sketchy uk site

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Is pharmaceutical grade hgh in the u.s. a meme?
I have ibs and am willing to pay 1k to not shit 10 times a day for a few months but doc wont give me any :(

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>>39803737

does clens thermowatchamacalit still in effect for a few days after I come off my cycle? I only have 2 days left before I rest for 2 weeks

>>39807955
>roiding for this

>>39815121
Yes, it's widely available if you have money. Did you even try to find it yourself before asking on a Ecuadorean slave pigeon tending forum?

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>>39815356
Y-yes

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>>39814543
just do total body routine 5 days a week, make up the workouts to be around the main 5, OHP, pullups, deadlift, bench, squat. and if you need more volume you can add accessories to the workout then you can do the same workout twice a day.

its not a meme if you eat and roid enough just expect great soreness and lethargy for the first 3 weeks tops.

the gains are quick and painful, best used when bulking up

>>39815380
you CANNOT do full body twice a day, 5 days a week. or well, you'll be sacrificing way too much. you won't pull the same weight both workouts and you simply won't progress

if someone really insisted on working out twice a day, it should be something like the main compounds in the first workout then accessories later on in the day. there really isn't much point to it though, you can cram it all in one workout, but it can be done if you just don't have enough free time and have to split shit up in two workouts

this is one of those things you shouldn't follow bimbo on, you need your rest even on steroids. muscles grow when your body repairs the muscle fibers you damaged during the working out process, this happens at rest and your body doesn't have time to do it in a couple of hours. bimbo lifts twice a day because he has absolutely no life and just loves to lift, it's not actually helping him.

>>39814316
>>39814416
NOT NATTY? YOU FUCKHEAD

maybe not with your shitty genetics and shit-tier PUSSY dedication. god i hate you faggots

>>39814448
Yes, you can do it easily. Chest is already on point, just need to get some size on those guns.

never get on steroids and become a dyel like these faggots.

>>39815492
why are manlets always mad

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What are you faggots plans for new years eve?

>>39815517
Why are dyels also ugly and weak minded?

The manlet meme is as a amusing to me as the natty pics. Because i know you keep telling yourself this to keep yall from killing yourself. KEK, i already see you behind your screens, complexity devastated, baffled, in tears, just can't believe it what just happend to your ass. I know, i know i also have it myself when i see them. I got you homie. That feeling when you see something so perfect, your brains start to analyze for the smallest flaw that will make you feel better about yourself. That is pure orgasm for, total BLISS.

But i give you my permission to call me a manlet, because i know that's the closest thing you come to pleasure. I am a honest man.

WE MANLET, WE RETARDED, WE GOOD LOOKING AND MUSCLED

yeaaah yeahhhh

>>39815556
lol no legs

>>39815556
Eyy masT you rarely come here these days.

>>39815462
>>39815380
it would probably be 5 or 6 days a week with 2 days doubled up on. was planning the below

monday: push
tuesday: pull + legs
wednesday: push
thursday: pull + legs
friday: push
sat: pull

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Fuck guiyz i can't wait to bulk up again. I am starting when i come back from my vacation.

GONNA BE SO FUCKING HUGE, I NEED A WIDE LENS TO FIT IN MY NEW PICTURES

>>39815566
That's the best you can think of? That's the shit that should bring me down. THIS, is what you brought me. But I don't blame you. Why you ask? Because it's like playing a game: you're fighting the hardest final boss of the internet with 100% handicap. Impossible. I understand your worries.

It's barely tickling me, yet you made yourself think you have BTFO me I am totally devastated at this moment.

I love this moment, this is why i come here.

>>39815575
I am a part of this corporate slavery. inevitable

>>39815556
Go t-rex mode so you have something for Halloween doode

>>39815607
what went wrong where you felt like you had to take steroids? weren't you good enough before?

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>>39815621
You should go dyel and ugly mode, that will save you also some money because you don't need no costume for it. EL NATURAL BABY.

>>39815625
No, I am never good enough. I will keep going until i die. Fuck it, i have nobody. Born alone die alone. Survival of the fittest.

I am never satisfied.

I only care about getting fucking huge and ripped. Why don't you faggots understand this common logic? Is there anything else in life to live for than this?

>>39815640
>I only care about getting fucking huge and ripped. Why don't you faggots understand this common logic? Is there anything else in life to live for than this?

>tfw me too

whatre we gonna do senpai

>>39815640
>Is there anything else in life to live for than this?

holy shit this is sad. glad you found something that makes you happy tho

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>>39815644
Getting more money to buy more food and test.

Chasing the boss life.

>>39815646
You think you have something that makes you happy? LMAO.

I am impressed. This is getting to another level.

YOU KNOW NOTING, totally clueless. So innocent like a little baby, that's completely unaware what's happening.

>>39815658
sounds good desu

i hate people but i love gains

>>39815658
You think you have something that makes you happy?

I do, and it's something that you'll never understand because you're too far gone

>>39815667
what is it fag

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Just got my pre cycle blood work back. Everything looks good but my estrogen is pretty high (248 pg/mL).

Does this mean I just have to take more AI or is there something else I should do?

>>39815667
What's that? Humility?

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>>39815665
Same, I really hate people. With their cringe talks and way of way of being.

You faggots only need other people, because you can't cope with the fact you are fucking inferior so you need a shoulder to cry on and share your pussy feelings. LMAO

>>39815667
If you really think so, Who I Am to judge then? As long you don't compare yourself with me, there is no reason to not be happy. Right guiyz

>>39815685
>As long you don't compare yourself with me, there is no reason to not be happy.

This is what's preventing you from being happy. You can't help but compare yourself to everyone so you've become a BOSS so that you can be SUPERIOR and never inferior to anyone. Doesn't that seem sad?

>>39815695
Hes white already superior than most people

Lets just hope he has atleast 3 kids so they can feel superiority aswell

>>39815695
I want to be flawless, I am willing to do everything for it. Plastic surgery, getting bigger more ripped. Pure bliss when i look at myself in the mirror is what i wanna achieve.

But if you don't think this will make you happy, then you're really far away m8.

>>39815711
No matter what you do, you're never going to have that pure bliss you want. Your brain won't let you

>so called mother who deserves to go into slavery:"anon omfg what is that?"
>me "whats what"
>her "on your face, this"
>touches my cheek bones
>her "what the hell IS that?!?!"
>me "... Uhh my cheek bone"
>her "are you sure I don't have that"
>me "yes that is my fucking cheekbone"

>when ur so obese u think u dont have cheekbones

>>39815737
Why dont you help them.

>>39815718
For me it will. When this grapeseed oil garbage ass shit is gone from my system and my jaw is as defined as my "cheek bones, wtf is that" as described above, instead of the same as fat ass burger eating fucks chode

>>39815746
You'll feel better about yourself but it won't be bliss. There's always something

>>39815743
I made a long ass post here once explaining. Basically I tried and they're braindead and follow what I say for a few days then give up.

The other day my mother was saying my "diet" minmicks the effects of bulimia and that's what's causibg my glands, so I told her she is the one with a pre diabetic 108 fasting glucose

So for around 2-3 maybe 4 days she has been "tracking" what she eats but I don't care because I looked at her stupid ass notebook and she is not even counting the christmas leftover deserts that she is constantly stuffing her fat ass with.

>>39815751
Nope that's the thing. If u go through this bullshit everythinf else seems like a joke in comparison

>>39815760
It might be the biggest thing right now, but once it's gone something will take its place

>>39815753
I am in the same position against my father,he is far gone in diabetes and still stuffs his ass with sugary shit.
There is nothing to do here,I think.

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>>39815767
ok

i am sure i will become suicidal and elaborately plan out my suicide because one of my fingers is slightly crooked, or i have pale skin, or my hairline REEEEcedes or some bullshit like that

yeah. let me just slice those veins right open in a hot bath tub and bleed to death. surely all of the aforementioned shit is a load of bullshit that I am the only person in the world will get, just like these glands.

even if my leg gets cut off in an accident, people will understand its not my fault. being a fucking freak is just disgusting though

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Who /gains2017/ here?
Doing my first blast in January.

>>39815796
All the things you mentioned relate to your physical appearance. I'm not talking about that, in fact, for a long time at least, your swollen glands will certainly be the worst thing to happen to you physically.

Once your glands are no longer swollen you'll eventually forget about them and you'll have a whole new set of problems and worries and it probably won't have to do with your physical appearance