/fph/

I hate fat people

I also hate fat people

I am neutral to fat people but I think these threads are funny.

>>39716449
>>39716546
Samefat

>>39716591
funny that you would write that because i also happen to hate fat people

I agree that fat people should not encourage or gloat about their fatness but that as long as it doesn't affect me I don't care

Don't sit beside me if you smell

>>39716384
That's not a fat person that's donald trump

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>>39716689
We elected a fatso

>being mean to President Grandpa

>>39716729
A fatso has bang more girls than you ever will

>>39716787
Aaaaaand anyone cares about that why?

>>39716787
who cares faggot he's fat

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>>39716787
At least I'm not fat

>>39716729
>>39716808
>>39716823

He's already lost a lot of weight. He was dieting during the election and still plans to lose another 20 so pounds. These photos are old.

>>39716837

- Trump internet defence force

>>39716837
If he has at least 20 pounds to lose, then he is fat

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>buttmad lefties in this thread

I thought you all killed yourselves.

>>39717488
They said they did, on twitter

Which is literally real life, which means they literally killed themselves. And they won't shut up about it

>>39717488
>abloo abloo abloo stop saying trump is fat :"(((((

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>>39717488
how can they? they threw their guns&rights away

>that feel when the sloots that hit on you are all well overweight

Why can't I have a normal grill express interest in me

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>>39717561

God i hate fat people

>>39716837
lmao bullshit. Dude eats fast food exclusively and the only physical activity he engages in are golf and Twitter, the latter of which he does at 3 am while hopped up on amphetamines

He ain't lasting a full term

Jesus, Trump supporters are thin-skinned.

Somebody posts a funny picture of a dorky seventy year old man with a double chin and everybody starts rage posting

It isn't even a political statement, it is just silly.

Political figures will always be targets of ridicule and jokes...this one is even relatively harmless. People just like making fun of authority figures.

quit being such a bunch of insecure, whiny babies

>>39717847
altcuckers are the rights answer to sjws

post high test girls

>>39717871

That actually makes a lot of sense....

>>39717871
This

>>39716384
what a fat fucking pile of shit. did you see how he jumped when he thought he was being attacked on stage? kek, what a lil bitch. and he overreacts to any little comment. sort of like my lil sister crying about someone talking mean about her. what a fucking joke.

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breh's I got this cute asian girl that i have class with's number. I don't know how i did it

>>39717976
what causes that cleft in fatty stomachs?
At approximately what BMI does the cleft appear?

>>39717972
please no

>>39717980
The belly button.

>>39717982
HIGH TEST

>>39717847
As a trumpfag, I agree. People need to learn to take it both ways.

>>39717997
BREHS

>>39718256
hi Tyrone, whens the next mixtape coming out?

>>39716823
look at this slob

>>39717934
Get a load of this normie ass cuck.

>>39718282
top kek

>>39717771
Read the sticky newfag.

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>>39717934
Amazes me when liberals bitch about how much better and smarter they are than a man who has propelled himself to the most powerful office in the world. You're a loser like Bernie and Hilldog, anon, accept it.

>>39718320
>hints of a six pack
>buns
jesus christ

How about you don't hate on other people and start working out on your own so you make yourself feel better because you accomplished something instead of laughing about others?

God, you guys are so pathetic.

>>39717488
>leftist boogeyman
>being scared of liberals

Pathetic

>>39718320
>>39718348
100% satire

>>39717488
Anyone got the picture where Pence looks swol as fuck?

What the fuck, /fit/?

I'm a waiter at a restaurant, and I can't believe one of the tables I had tonight. Lesbian couple on a date. One was a knockout 10/10 that looked like a fitness model dressed to kill, she was wearing a crop sweater and even had defined obliques. The other looked like she might have a cute face but she was easily over 200 pounds, which we don't even usually get people morbidly obese eating here. Definitely on a date, tons of PDA, making out across the table.

And the hot one even paid.

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>disgusting fat sack of shit at 245lbs and 5' 11"
>eating better and trying to lose weight
>at about 1500 calories a day
>cut a massive amount of sugar out of my diet
>feel lethargic as fuck all day

How long will this last? I'm fucking dying over here.

>>39718690
>feel lethargic as fuck all day
Multivitamins+ Creatine + Whey Protein
Even though you're on a cut it helps. It's what helped me stay energized and keep working out back when I was fatasfatass. Only problem is I stopped and started feeling lethargic again. Now I am back on track, losing weight, and working out everyday.

>>39718473
>being this new

>>39718684
the fat one was rich u dumbass

the hot one paying is her way of trying to show that money isnt an issue to her.

>>/r9k/thread/33450206

Strong retardation going on in this thread.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV9mz4zoSkM

>I'm just waiting for the day that visceral fat liposuction becomes viable. Until then, I'll let the "just willpower brah, I'd know because I've never, ever been in your situation" crew regurgitate the shit they've read on the internet in my face.

Good God.

>>39718805
Shit. I'm not fat, but I'm still too dumb to link between boards.

>>39718781
Nah, it's a pricey place (with wine I think their bill came to about $250), and she paid with a platinum Amex.

I never thought I'd be jealous of a fattie, /fit/.

>>39718810
>going to /r9k/
Yeah, you're dumb all right.

>>39718684
Do you live in florida? There's a lesbian couple in my apartment complex just like this.

>>39718944
New York.

>>39717976
you mad white boi

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>>39718979
I for one applaud our negro brethren for their bravery. You couldn't get me anywhere near that with a rented dick.

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>>39716449
>>39716546
>>39716384

>>39719017
You Fucking race traitor Faggot kill yourselves because your hapa children will if you don't

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>>39719134
Calm down there friendo. I've got yellow fever. It's in my anglo DNA to go full colonial to spread my seed east.

>>39719134
Im not him but who honestly cares?
White women are impossible to get and their toxic "Me first, my needs are the only who matter" attitude is shit
If white girls were easy to get sex from and have a relationship with id say stick to your own kind but in these days...no

Life is short and i dont blame someone for seeking happiness and white girls are terrible at providing this

>>39717602
Are you American? Because fat girls are the normal girls now.

>>39716384
Did Americlaps really had to elect someone who's prime burger fat? When will they give us proper /fit/ presedential canidates? Everyone of them in the past years have either been fat, skelly or old

>>39717488
Trump is fucking you right in the ass at this moment, are ya winning yet son?

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>>39719208
>has accomplished more than any other President Elect
>all of his picks have been fairly solid
He's not, but okay.

Anyway
>>>/pol/

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I'm not just fat, I ignore obvious signs of problems. I am like 450lbs? Anyway here are a list of issues I notice and how I ignore them

>I cannot sleep on my back because it crushes my chest. I ignore it by sleeping on my side, fairly standard
>I cannot walk more than 5 yards. I ignore it by pretending to have an addiction to my Nintendo DS, and carry it everywhere then stop after 5 yards, and pretend to play it so I can rest. I just pretend my addiction to DS stops me walking not my size
>It hurts to breathe for up to 20 minutes after a meal. I get over this by eating ice cream for dessert that i pump full of air, and I pretend the struggles is just the digestion of air
>stomachs my chest beats hard like a stroke, I keep a notepad with 'chests dance dance revolution scores' where I pretend my chest was just playing DDR and I update whenever this happens
>can't move my arms to my side so I draw Mooray eels on my ribs and pretend my arms are fish avoiding them

I will be dead soon

>>39719250
If you're just going to give up then do so quietly. The fact you are suffering and have grown accustomed to it just speaks to your potential to change. If you can suffer with the physical pain/exhaustion and have the mental fortitude to recognize that these problems stem from your weight, you are fully capable of suffering the pain of dieting and exercise to increase your quality of life. Whatever you do is your choice, but don't come here seeking attention for a problem you caused.

>>39719250
Can you hurry up and go already? People like you are why my insurance was raised to 1/3 my wage with a $13,000 deductible and I completely dropped it.

>>39719250
>w-w-white master race

>>39719155
You are just an ugly loser bro, no need to sugar coat it.

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>>39719319
That's a little harsh. I'm atleast unremarkably average.

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>>39716384

>>39718345
Calling anyone who doesn't like trump a liberal and lumping them all together with Hillary and Bernie doesn't really make any sense.

I suppose it's simple though and let's you avoid having any actual political discourse beyond "my side won so suck my dick!" without actually understanding what's been won by whom.

>>39719250
>>stomachs my chest beats hard like a stroke, I keep a notepad with 'chests dance dance revolution scores' where I pretend my chest was just playing DDR and I update whenever this happens
I'm sorry but fucking kek

>>39718282
kys

>>39718937
/fit/ is /r9k/ except in that /fit/ decided to get healthy.

This thread is an unmitigated shit-show.

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>>39719401
/fit/ is /r9k/ goes to the gym. Just like /fa/ is /r9k/'s mom took him to the mall.

>>39719250

You are doing this entirely to yourself man. Stop eating like a fucking pig and cut out all sugary drinks from your diet. Also try just to move around. Even if it's just 5 yards at the time.

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>>39717972
>>39717995
It's just smellz

>>39717976
That nigga has more Test than all men in the world combined.

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Dear /fph/, today I reached a personal milestone and it's also my birthday! I'm 5'10" and currently a 207lb fatass. As of today I've lost 20 kilos (44lbs) since I started months ago and I'm gonna lose 20 more before I'm done.

>>39718684

Jealousy is good. It means you've come across someone who has achieved a goal you may or may not have been aware you have set. The best thing to do when you are jealous of people is to approach them, befriend them and learn as much as you can from them. You will either find out they aren't at all like you thought, or you learn how to become better yourself.

>>39718805

Dreadful place that /r9k/. It feels nice and comfy to congregate with fellow losers and wallow together in misery, I know that first hand. But another thing I know from experience is that you will settle for that comfort and never try for anything better or to solve your problems.
Being with people like you is the last thing you should do when you're sad.

Change doesn't happen from one moment to another. It takes time, because it's a path that connects your current self and the one you wish to be. And that path hurts a great deal. You will have to deal with hunger, muscular exertion, people trying to bring you back down, and the lack of emotional shelter.
The concept of willingly going through great pain in order to redeem yourself is a very old one. We call it the Purgatory. Your vices (gluttony and laziness) lead you to hell (depression and terrible health). The purgatory is the way out.

How many here that post actually started fat and got better?

Besides Milo.

>>39719447
the neck on number 5 has to be shopped.

>>39716807
And anyone cares that he's fat why?

>>39719482
Happy birthday. What did you do to lose the equivalent of an armful of babies?

>>39718320
G E N E R O U S CURVES

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>>39719491
Probably.
>not noticing Dylann Roof on the far right

Here's this also.

>>39718500
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695027/Amy-Schumer-showcases-knockout-body-strapless-bikini-Hawaii-beach-outing.html

>>39719230
>Being this delusional

>>39719447
Reverse trap?

>>39719517
>dailyfail

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>>39719523
>>>/pol/

>>39719502
>not noticing Dylann Roof on the far right
No clue who that was until google, not everyone here is from the US.

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>>39719447
>/fit/ is /r9k/ goes to the gym
Holy shit that's so fucking true.

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>>39719550
Remember when you thought Hillary would win?
Faggot nu males eternally BTFO!

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>>39719654
You've got the wrong guy.

>>39719654
>>39719703

trump supporters can't even tell each other apart lmao

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>>39719722
I can understand his confusion.

>>39719495
Because fatness is a sign of the weak willed.

>>39719943
If he was poor and couldn't easily fuck a model at a moment's notice, I'd agree.

Besides isn't the guy pushing 75 or something?

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>>39718805
>I'm just waiting for my life problems to solve themselves

Now there's a robot that's programmed for success.

>>39720043
That book made me kek

>>39716837
Lol Drumpfette in denial

>>39719155
>women wearing maga hats and trump merch
You know 100% they do it for attention, and for attention only
Met a french girl on fb who posted herself in undies with maga hats all the time, only to end up whining about trump bein elected
Women are scum

>>39720058
This is fucking perspective. Be thankful for not being born a troll from old viking folktales, m8's.

>>39720072
Disgusting

Salty af OP starts a fat hate thread with a picture of the president elect.
>lol trumpfags are such babies

Yeah...

>>39719502
Fuuuck this triggers my autism, the drawing does not correctly represents the picture.

>>39717847

>Asking /pol/tards not to be little bitches

You have faith my friend.

>>39720107
>why does /fph/ hate this fat guy?

What did you expect

>>39720107
>fat people hate thread starts with fat guy
woooow

>>39720132
>>39720135

Yeah. I'm sure there's no other motivation behind it besides the 20 extra pounds he used to have.

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>>39720129

>>39719487
getting better here. lost 11kg's

A reality TV star billionaire who primarily communicates through Twitter is now the president.

America is about 2-3 decades away from completely turning into the movie Idiocracy.

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>>39720043
It's no surprise really, I hope other black men continue this until black women get this and put down the burger. There are fat white women but at a lesser percentage than black women. I have no problems dating black women but I refuse to lower my standards which are just don't be fat. I wish all men would stop dating fatties and stop being so fucking desperate would solve a lot of western problems.

It's too early for me to be this triggered

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>>39718320

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>>39717976
Why do all hot white girls fall for the BBC?

>>39719487
170 at 5'5 when I was 15, to 143 at 5'9 now.

>>39720324
Ray Mears and James May.

>>39720324
White girls are too obsessed with dick size

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>>39720058
>being THIS weeaboo

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>>39720072
>Hating on Yoko

Yoko is legit.

>>39720324
Idk. The Jews I guess.

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>>39719331

>>39719155
lol what a desperate roastie

>>39719487
Yep, 189-153. Not a skelly, just a shortass

>>39717847
Conservatives and their safe spaces, when will they learn that the world is going to make fun of their candidate and there's nothing they can do about it?

>>39718670
is there actually one where he doesnt look like the antichrist?

he seriously looks like what I imagine Satan would come up with if he was trying to make a "manchurian candidate" anti-christ.

>>39718298
This might come as a shock to you, but cardiovascular health is pretty important when you're years, particularly when you have a high stress job and a speed habit

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>>39716384
He looks like obese Marv

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>>39719447
Longnecks...

>>39718320
This is cruel even for Amy Schumer

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why are trump women such sluts and whores?

>>39720668
arent you busy moving to canada? but not mexico of course because its full of brown people

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>>39720801

>>39720799
>>39720799
is amy schumer related to trump? they look very very similar in that they're bigly

>>39720809

amy schumer is a trump hater, who got boo'd and had half her audience walk out on her when she turned her 'comedy' show in a political speech about why u should vote clinton over trump

>>39720208

what the fuck

>>39718320
patrick from spongebob lookin ass

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>>39720860
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/donald-trump
>In November 2016, Trump culminated his campaign against key contender Hillary Clinton and was elected into office as the 45th President of the United States — the first time in history a WWE Hall of Famer would ever hold the distinguishing title of U.S. Commander-in-Chief.

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>>39718345
1 out of 1000 people actually want trump like this, yet those 1/1000 think its really like 996/1000 because those 1's feel licensed to run their mouths and do so constantly.

willfully ignorant children who cannot fully grasp the colossal bed-shitting that is a trump presidency.

ps. hillary and bernie were shit candidates.

>>39719250
same but i'm 5'8" at 207 pounds.

I wear a jacket to hide my insecurities.
My brain keeps convincing me that i look normal when if i focus through the barriers that my brain made i look really wide and abnormal

>>39718320
Why do people idolize a fat rapist who's only claim to fame is stealing jokes and hating herself?

>>39716837
>>39717357
Fatass trump has a lot more than 20 to lose, more like 50.
>fit lowering standards for male physique
Pathetic

>>39718345
>thinking you have to be smart to pay for advertising
>forgetting who won the popular vote
lol, you're getting the leader you deserve

>>39718345
Amazes me that people like you don't realize that someone you idolize would spit in your face at the first chance he got. Look at why you voted for him, and what he's doing... Who's stupid?

>>39720801
>literally voting for a guy who brags about how much pussy he grabs
HMMMMMM

I support the guy, but he's basically the Chad candidate.

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>>39718690
Breh eat fucking shitloads of veg. Eat it like you're trying to survive on nothing but veg. Steamed broc and steamed carrots and steamed air because you shouldn't eat anything heavier than air, you fuck.
Really, though. Ever since I started eating the right amount of veg and fruits (which I still slack on, but I think I make up for it with veg?) I've felt so much better all the time.
The other dude who responded is prob right with the multivitamins but I've heard too much mumbojumbo about how multis are shit to trust it, so I don't go there. Veggies give you what you need.

>>39719447
Wasn't far right the one than shoot a nig church in USA? Lel.

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>>39721101
>popular vote mattering in a constitutional republic

California does not get to decide the election. Let's also not forget Obama literally telling illegals to go out and vote.

>>39721173
He's shooped in.

>/fa/ spends all that time worrying about how they look
>Roof is effay as fuck and he doesn't even give a shit

>>39720196
Much more than 20.

>>39719447
Dylann roof on the right kek

>>39721091
Men typically look fine with some extra weight, women on the other hand do not

>>39720048
>>39720058
>>39720065

>Lakers fans

>>39719487
Lost 20 pounds and started liftan

>see boogie2988 video
>comment that he is fat
>fanboys get mad at me saying he isnt THAT fat
?

>>39721481
Not sure what you were expecting. Him and his delusional fans are top tier cancer.

Is Trump the fattest US president since Taft?

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>>39719566
>>39721566
No idea. He's the richest though. With a massive powergap.

>>39719497

Thanks.
Started working out and eating less. I work out at home and my routine is probably nothing special since all I have is a yoga mat (I do no yoga though) a couple 5kg dumbbells and a couple wrist/ankle weights that are 2,5kg each. They are adjustable so I'm planning on switching the sand in them for metal or at least rocks. I wear them on my hands during workouts and on my legs when I go out. Also I always take the stairs and live on the fourth floor.

Everyday I try to eat under 1300 kcal, and usually eat between 1100-1200. I eat a chocolate bar every now and then, or caramels because they last long enough to enjoy and are around 220 kcal at worst. I don't eat them in addition to my kcal limit though.
There are times I'm hungry but I'm not feeling actually pressed to eat.

I live in a cold ass house and only wear a loose blouse and underpants that fit me like shorts now. I dunno if the cold makes a difference, but I've heard the body has to work harder to keep itself warm.

Or were you asking about my motivation?

>>39719943
>weak willed
>President elect
.. .what

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>>39721627

Whoops, posted last part first.

>>39721481

>fanboys get mad at me saying he isnt THAT fat

you really can't get much fatter

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>>39721658

>>39719134
Japs are honorary aryans nig

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>>39721676

>>39721694
The Axis discouraged miscegenation, even between members. There are films made in conjunction by the Imperial government and NSDAP with this exact message.
Hitler didn't want you to fuck gooks.

>>39721101
You do realize that Hillary's spending outstripped Trump's significantly?

>Dude, like, I don't even bother voting, it's all so corrupt man.

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>>39721719
Hitler also killed himself like a bitch.

I'll fuck all the yellow pussy I want.

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>>39719502
>>39719491
Every time people think it's a shoop, I have to post this to prove them wrong.

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>>39721719
hitler was a crypto jew. my dick wants slit eye pussy

>>39719964
The fact that he has every resource available to him and is still fat means that his will is exceptionally weak. I don't care how much poon you get It's about self pride.

>>39719964
He turned 70 this year.

>>39721654
>will power =/= hella cash and facing the most flawed candidate the dems could've elected.
This election was some kinda setup. Not gonna say I know all the motives and details but it reeks of foul play and intrigue and not just from the Russians. The fact that the fed has to start raising interest rates in an economy with terrible unemployment (they've been cooking the unemployment rate numbers since Bill was prez as people who aren't actively looking for work aren't considered unemployed.) tells me that its possible the people who run the parties don't wanna eat a likely economic shit sandwich for the next four years and are gonna scapegoat trump like they did poor Jimmy.

>>39720801
They're vying for validation

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>>39718684

>One was a knockout 10/10 that looked like a fitness model dressed to kill

Lipstick lesbian, the bitch of the relationship.

> The other looked like she might have a cute face but she was easily over 200 pounds

This was the butch. Dykes will usually put on weight to hide their femininity. Looking like Porky from the movie Porky's is the only way butch dykes can look masculine.

>>39719447
>that neck
"No."

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>>39721944
Saved that gif fashow lol mfw I work in high end food and there is one of these behind every cheese and charcuterie counter

>>39721118
What is he doing that's so bad, lad?

Come on, lay it on me.

>inb4 he's le stupid

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>>39718741

>>39719250
450? jesus fucking christ dude. why did you let it come to this? and how? I can't even imagine getting that fat.

>>39719017
brehs

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>>39719230
>has accomplished more than any other President Elect
>all of his picks have been fairly solid

>>39719318
who said he's white

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>>39719230
Oh wow.

>>39721627
What all do you eat and do, specifically? I have a shit poorfag trait of eating only once a day and it's causing bad gut. I literally don't know how to eat three square meals.

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>>39716384

>>39716823
lol fat handlet

Look at this fatty

>>39723299
george fred rick hand delt

>>39717488
Trump is a fat idiot. Politics has nothing to do with it. If I had his money I'd built a top spec personal gym and hire the top trainers and nutrtitionists for maximum gains.

Trump, the fat slob, spends his money on high priced garbage and an excessive lifestyle. Sad!

>>39722792

Okay, but take that as achievable beginner stuff rather than actual advice.
Back when I used to eat for the good feels I had this rule. "If it takes more time to cook it than to eat it then it's not worth it". I still abide by this. As such some times I buy portion-sized foods like canned fish and prepared salads, while other times I cook for days and put the food in tuperware. Though it's preferable to not have much food in the house, otherwise you might crack and eat everything.

I mostly eat salads (various kinds and as part of a meal), greek yoghurt, fish and poultry. Whenever I get bored I add ciabatta bread or milk and cereals into the menu, but I generally avoid them because they are more calorie dense and as such reduce the quantity of food for the day. Whenever I want a bit more flavour I add a bit of stevia-sweetened ketchup.

And because I like staying up at night and sipping at something, I have a Lord Nelson berry mix I bought from Lidl. It's like 16 kcal per half a litre or so.

As for workout, I don't really want to share. I'm kinda embarassed about it. I do dumbbell exercises, body weight training and calisthenics. Search for beginner calisthenics on youtube.
I'd like to mention here that I always listen to music that pumps me up while working out. Also I'm always working out in front of a mirror. I take almost no breaks and unless I have something else to do later that day, I work out until I can't hold my arms on a 90 angle with my body. Though there are periods I'm slacking off or waiting for my hurt muscles to heal.

>>39719250
Hahaha how do you know where your ribs are?

>>39723391

Forgot to mention that I take multivitamins.

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>>39721915
Frighteningly plausible.

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>>39719447

>>39718684

Women are usually less focused on the physical appearance of a partner than men are. They'll think that things such as money, sense of humor, interesting personality, intelligence, etc are more important than physical appearance. Generally speaking, of course. So, I can practically guarantee that the fatty had a really great personality, made a lot of money, funny, super interesting, or something like that.

Plus, maybe they take turns paying, or it was fatty's birthday or something like that.

I'm sure you've occasionally seen an attractive woman get with a much less attractive man because he was rich or had an amazing personality. It's the same thing with lesbians.

>>39723553
Fuck me, he's right.
Thanks retards, at least America will be """""alpha"""", just like you!

>>39720801
wearing the flag on your genitalia is more disrespectful that sitting down for the anthem

>>39719165
this pisses me off so damn much

especially when i hear people saying they prefer larger girls purely because theyre the average girl now, its shit like that thats making them the average girl

>>39717997
naughty

>>>/r9k/thread/33450206

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This is my first trip to an American superstore. Is it common to carry pants this large? You would have to special order this shit where I'm from

>>39724236
Very common. I used to wear 38x30 b4 I got /fit/. 30x30 now :)

I only hate fat people if they're on a rascal and in my way.

Otherwise I judge people by the content of their character and not the girth of their person, baby.

>>39724236
I feel like I regularly see up to 42 or 44. I don't know about beyond that because I"m always looking in the low 30s.

But yeah. it would be weirder to not carry a 40.

>>39718473
Go back to tumblr, faggot.

>>39721627
Be careful with wrist/ankle weights. You'll get some benefits, but you're also at risk of fucking up your joints. I'd recommend a weighted backpack if you want something extra whilst you're doing your shit.

>>39720196
>used to

>>39720752
And less buff and a complete whiny douche.

>>39723589
Necklets
When will they learn

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>>39716384
Aayy

>>39720287
Truth of the day!

>>39719447
Was this in Brisbane, Australia? I think I know one of those guys...

>>39723325
Fat fucks have zero will power

>>39721658
>>39721676
>>39721698

Seems like so much struggle to keep a non-endangered animal around. After about an hour into that story I would have torched the place like Gilbert Grape

>>39717488
Mike "Pray the Gay Away" Pence

>>39720287
Wow... Really makes you think

>fph
whole fucking thread it autists arguing about trump
what happened /fit/

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>>39725004
Mike "Homo Medicine From Thomas Edison" Pence is my favorite
.

>>39717982
she types like a fatty too

>>39724458

Thanks for the warning. What kind of damage are we talking?

>I'd recommend a weighted backpack if you want something extra whilst you're doing your shit.

At some point a few years ago I was forced into doing some heavy duty manual labor that took a toll on my back. Having a gut to pull it forward didn't help either. I tried carrying the weights in my bag the other day but my back started hurting after a while. I had to run to cross the street at some point, so perhaps it was because of that. I'd rather not try it again though.
The reason I bought these weights is that I wanted to make up for the weight I've lost. Now that I've lost weight exercise has become much easier, plus I'm losing my calf gains.

>>39722118

He's slowly killing himself with food, like the moron that he is.

Granted, Hillary would have done the same.

>>39716729
>nation of fatasses
>fatass president

And we're what, surprised by this?

>>39722594

He's probably fairly skilled at picking snacks, anyway.

>>39724236

Spend a couple of hours just walking around a Walmart. You'll have your expectations widened, and you'll see who's wearing those pants. And also who is struggling and ultimately failing to even fit into those pants.

>>39725095

4chan decided it was in favor of obesity after all (by backing a fat idiot). This site is thoroughly compromised, with respect to this issue. If you want actual FPH then go to Voat.

>>39725102

"Act camp and get the amps" hahaha

>>39721676
>functional strength

KEK

>>39725377
Reddit faggot.

>>39718805
>>>/r9k/thread/33450206

>>39721291
Autism: the post

requesting the "layered bologna, mayo, and mustard cake" screencap, i can only find pics of the cake on google

>>39718282
New as fuck

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>>39719447
Naota?

>>39722848
there are two types of people

1) people who know why this really isnt funny
2) people who have little-to-no clue (because they're retarded or willfully ignorant) about why this isnt funny, and because of that, think the 1s are being cry babies and take pleasure in their discomfort.

ps hillary and bernie were shit candidates

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>>39726143
I updated it 4u.

>>39717972
Reminds me of that interview with a North Korean escapee when he recounted how he once watched a child die in the streets. He said that he knew the child would die by the flies. The flies gather around every orifice before a person dies, because they know that person will be dead soon.

The flies know.

>>39719250
Kill yourself and reroll life

Or check out that famous story on bb

>>39726169
GTFO fatty

>>39723325
And yet you don't have his money nor his power, and your opinion doesn't matter compared to his. You're just a nobody compared to him.

They don't pay you anymore CTR, why are you here?

>>39725568

Voat hates Reddit more than you do. Maybe you should go to Reddit, if you're interested in supporting a fat man who doesn't respect you (or himself). Reddit likes fat people, after all; they compose most of its userbase.

>>39725377
>being this buttblasted a month later
Holy shit it's over, Trump won and there's nothing you can do about it. Get over it already and also

>>>/reddit/

>>39724236

I'm 34-30 because of my huge leg gains.

>>39726988

Nobody will stop because you command it, and there's nothing you can do about it. Your big daddy won and you're still a powerless whiner. And he's still fat. Everything is wrong, here in this thread, except hating fat people.

Hate fat people, stupid. Do the right thing. If you're too stupid to even hate, then what are you? What is the point of you?

>>39726900

The power to be trapped for life in a prison made of flab? Let's all weep at the insignificance we possess that denies us this grand and glorious power. And let's bow down and metaphorically anoint our foreheads and lips with the testicle sweat of a person who we recognize as being superior to us because of how he has some vague association with a fictional frog that we like a lot. If we praise the Alpha then he will disregard us entirely in a way that makes us superior to the other nobodies, instead of disregarding us entirely in a way that leaves us inferior. We'll be kings of the extremely important conversation that gets automatically deleted pretty soon. We'll have won.

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>>39716689

>>39727050
lel

>>39718320
>not a trainwreck
>supposed to be a compliment

Holy fuck. My sides.

"Hows her body?"
"Oh man! It's existentially better than a disaster of national importance that takes hundreds of lives and destroys infrastructure!"

>>39721068

>rapist

Just looked that up. Wow she's basically the female equivalent of the ugly funny guy in college who preys on drunk girls that find him funny

>>39727409
Except she's not funny.

DUDE
VAGINA
LOL

>>39726900
Your opinion doesn't matter either, not to him(trump) anyway. Prepare your anus.

>>39718690
You probably need to restore your insulin sensitivity. It just takes time, but you need to eat whole grains and veggies, if you can't fuction well enough, then snack on fruits but make sure it counts in your calories

>>39723553
>>39723812
Keep in mind these economic disasters followed a period of democrat governments, these things are usually a decade or more in the making and can't be stopped once they start

Fucking retards go take some economics classes

>>39720048
>>39720058
>>39720065
This shit honestly makes me sad. These guys literally won a contest related to eating Hardee's/Carl's Jr, the only other fast food chain that is as much of a meme as McDonald's, just to be around women of average or above appearance. Like this is probably a highlight in their horrendously putrid lives, and they will have almost nothing else to their names as their bodies break down rapidly form the inside.

They may have even delayed suicide attempts because of the chance to make some physical contact with someone paid for their appearance.

>>39727483

This poster speaks the truth. I was shinny but weak (143lbs at 6ft) and I wasn't getting any stronger because my diet was shit. When I started eating better it took about a month before I started feeling better and about 2 months before I stopped noticing cravings for junk food. Some people can balance eating junk food, but you got to be honest with yourself. I wasn't the sort of person that could so I just stay away from it when I'm cooking, log everything on MFP and make sure I hit my macros on a weekly basis. It's a rough first month, but you got this. We're all gonna make it.

60 pounds down, and still fat.

Still hate myself.

>>39727524
> if only you'd EDUCATE yourself on those EXPENSIVE classes I took then you'd understand why the meme president won't be to blame! Fucking ignorant swine I already know how the future will be anyway.

>>39727681
Your sense of shame means there is still hope for you.

Continue, each week you will be better than the last.

>>39719318
>angry shitskin projecting

This thread is full of you fags. God forbid you conform to a culture instead of just complaining about the dominant one.

>>39727681
Still fat here too, bro.
Down 50lbs, about 23lbs more to go for me.
Currently 159, gotta hit that 136

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>>39721777
Dear /fit/, today I feel good about being a manlet, because at least I'm not 6 ft tall with a foot long neck.

Thanks, anon.

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>>39727596

>>39717488
>no one has yet noticed those dubs

>>39727213
That was just a reference to her shitty movie.

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>>39720048

>>39728146
>not hoverhanding
I'm impressed to be honest.

>>39719654

do most people take "cuck" and nu male seriously
i thought it was just the aspies

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>>39720058
>those finger nails

>>39726900

ya know, maybe trump will see this and invite you to the white house to get at that boipussy

>>39717582
underrated

>>39719487
Lost 60lbs in the past year. Still a bit more cutting to do, but I'm looking forward to that first sweet bulk.

>>39719487
Lost 12kg in 2 months, been stuck at 114kg ever since.
I'm going for 100kg which I hope to accomplish in another three months, going to start with intermittent fasting.

>>39717488
I'm not even American. There's no denying Trump is fat. Clinton, Sanders and Cruz are all too. Obama is going to be the fittest president for awhile.

>>39728829
I blame his wife for going on a crusade against fatties

I don't hate fat people, but I feel sorry and sometimes disgust.

>>39720048
You think he banged them both after the photo shoot?

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>came here for a fat hate thread
>got nonsense

>>39718684
>LOW SELF-ESTEEM
LOW SELF-ESTEEM
>LOW SELF-ESTEEM
LOW SELF-ESTEEM
>LOW SELF-ESTEEM

So many girls have it I think it's a bigger epidemic than obesity.

>>39728829
>tfw Britain replaced a fat prime minister with a thin one
>fat women in parliament proceed to criticise her trousers while trying to hide their jealousy

Theresa May >>>>>> Donald Trump, purely because she triggered fatties in her first 6 months

>>39716729
Trump used to be pretty /fit/ before he was an old man.

>>39716823
that watch, seriously?

>>39727929
He's kind of right, though.

For example, the housing issue started under Clinton and just didn't get put in check during Bush and popped right when Bush was handing things off to Obama.

Who, mind you, did a really fucking bad job fixing it. And now we also have a fuckhuge student loan bubble that both parties should have but will not do anything about, and I wouldn't be surprised if it bursts during Trump's administration

And people will blame him, but it's really colleges' faults for selling snake oil degrees and student's faults for taking out the loans without lining up any job prospects or portfolios.

>>39720896
I wish John Cena was president.

>>39729065
Probably a 800k gift from his buddy putin

>>39724665
for a fatso, he doesn't really have much of a fat face

>>39726312
>:,(

Hopefully he can do the rest of the world a favor and either lose the weight or die of a heart attack like all the other fatties

>>39727083
kek

>>39719162
Tfw dating Swedish blonde goddess who is not bitch. She even lifts.
I am so lucky.

>>39729716
instead, he has a floppy vagaina neck.

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>liberals are still this mad
its going to be a great 2017 fellas

>>39729774
>actually being happy about having our first clinically obese president in over 100 years

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>>39729820
>still mad

>>39717871
No shit?

They are literally just Tumblr

>>39729832
>still fat

>>39729859
but trump is a fat crybaby too so

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>>39716837
>muh Trump can never be something I dislike so I make up shit to justify it

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>>39717488
He's a fat fucking slob.

I'm happy that ammo is cheaper now though. Because when the Trumpshirts come chasing for my ACLU card carrying ass, I'm going down guns blazing and earn a spot in the Hall up on High.

>>39728877
>"crusade against fatties"
>obesity rates skyrocket and fat acceptance is more prominent during the Obama administration

>>39729832
Trump is going to have a heart attack within a year and we'll get Mike "Electrocute the Fruit" Pence as president
HURRAY GIVING RETARDED BIBLE-THUMPERS MORE POWER!

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>>39729918
>My ACLU card carrying ass.

Just Say Pedophile.

>>39724757
I definitely remember someone saying it was in Australia.

>>39716729
>pleated pants

>>39724236
>40 inch waist
>Abnormally large
Oh boy are you in for a ride.

>>39719487
280 lbs in June currently 235. Got about 20 more lbs to go (I'm a big guy) (for you)

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>>39720324
Nice try Tyrone

>>39728909
The guy on the left was never married. He's the notorious FATMAN from Rutland VT.
-t. /cow/

>>39730889
>Too obsessed to recognize a joke

Yeah, that's about right.

>>39731183
Jokes on you. I was merely pretending.

>>39727596
These women are extremely ugly
Cant tell if its the light or unnatural makeup
Maybe even their clothes

>>39729068
>be poor
>get free college
I will never not be angry
Who the fuck thought that was a good idea.

>>39731228
That's only reason I've been able to go to college. The students getting fucked over by debt from loans are the ones not taking advantage of grants and scholarships.

>>39731218
>i was only pretending to be retarded