/Fraud/ Steroid General

Before asking for advice:

>Time spent lifting
>Bf %
>Age

General knowledge: Oral only cycle is only for women- don't post here asking us to talk you into anavar only cycle.

If you have been lifting for 5 fucking months and OHP 95 fucking pounds don't use gear.

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>>39683290
2nd for hoarding pics of all posters.

>>39683313

Dubs and FL gf

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>>39683234

Wait let me get this straight.

You lurked this board forever, and you are still obese?

You have THAT little willpower and THAT little determination?

You will NEVER lose weight, anavar, no anavar.

You will NEVER put on any muscle, anavar, no anavar.

STEROIDS ARE NOT MAGIC. YOU STILL NEED TO LIFT LMFAO.

You don't watch your diet at all, you (unironically) do not lift.

ANd you want to take gear?

And all these idiots here helping you do it?

Take the anavar, get the sides, and still make zero progress.

It's your retarded life.

And if your husband is reading this shit, tell him he's so fucking retarded for making a laptop salesman on the internet talk fucking sense into his wife for him.

>>39683322

let me add you to my collection

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hello faggets, I've been thinking about starting my first cycle (some sort of kickstart, test e 500mg/week, nolva for pct) for a while and am planning to meet up with a dealer to discuss my plan. I'm 20, 6'3 190lbs 13% bodyfat, lifting 2-3 years.

I've read some posts about being too young and not fully developed to start steroids, and am not sure what to do yet. So if any anons would like to share their stories about starting young, their experiences and opinions, be welcome.

>>39683290
anon your goal body is what your mind eye percieves. look at kahuna... can you honestly tell me taking roids too look like ottermode and not as big as possible is good? let alone starting off without a strong base and not a skele base.


also
>implying anyone wants to lose weight
cant read goal body is literally shota mom mode with watermelon head crushing thunder thighs.

>>39683371
Hey, you followed my link, good for you anon

>>39683389
you're probably the only person on this board not ignoring me
>expecting legit advice.... or any on /fit/

why is life so fucking fullfilling when i'm buried in things to do?

>>39683365
im not obese tho? i weigh 146
i just want to have massivley huge muscular ass and thighs. is that such a sin.

>wanting to build muscle as fast as a man is bad.

>>39683400
This
Asking for advice on fit is pointless, you'll get one guy giving you solid advice followed by 10 shit posters wanting to ruin your life for shots n giggle
>saw an entire thread convince a 17 year old kid to cycle tren, dbol,test, and clen for 20 weeks for his first cycle....

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>>39683414

>146
>female
>doesn't lift/0 muscle mass
>"not obese"

You are an absolute fucking joke

With such little willpower and such little determination you will stop lifting 100% in weeks.

Maybe a week.

Doesn't it make fucking sense to lift for a week, see if your (dumb) (fat) (lazy) ass can stick with it, then start swallowing LITERAL MALE HORMONES?

Idk If I'm even being trolled or what, the idea of a woman actually taking fucking male hormones who doesn't even lift is gonna make me have an anseryusm

Go ahead, take the var. I hope you fucking swallow way too much var same way you swallow way too much butter and lard and your liver shuts down.

Reddit/sst to get the var. Go. Buy it. Use it.

>>39683290
OP if you wanna lose weight fast just jump on Clen, 20mcg for 2 weeks then bump up another 20mcg every 2 weeks, clen has a solid energy boost, think of it like bumping a line of coke, if you don't find yourself hitting the gym with that then anabolic aren't for you.
Ps. Clen isn't an anabolic so you won't nuke your system

>>39683470
>making up scenarios in your head.
been lifting for 2 years now.

getting this mad at a female AAS noob while MALE skeles in fraud threads start cycling at 120 lbs
kek

>>39683504
Can't compare male skellys to females, once you start pumping test into a female system shit can go real bad if you aren't smart about it
Male skellys just bloat up from misuse of test
Femanons go full landwhale

>>39683290
My ex has been on for about a week. No real noticeable gains yet. Just a really solid pump for her.

>>39683532
thats why i was asking if any experienced female users can advice. im not even asking for sources. just want some tips besides the usual male TEST e 500mg pct nolva! advice.

if i need to cut to zyzz mode body fat mode before var cause im assuming the bloat is bad thats fine im in no hurry to go buy it soon.

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MORE GAINS, MORE SHREDS WHILE ROCKING THAT JADEN SMITH AND SIDE POSE

DYELS ARE MAD WHEN THEY SEE THE BOSS. WHEN THE BOSS ARRIVES EVERYONE MAD

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>>39683504

At least he looks ASTHETIC as fuck now on gear.

When you hit your final form, you will look like SHIT. ROIDING TO LOOK LIKE SHIT.

I'm not about to talk loads of shit to someone that has a good physique when I look like I do so don't try to bait me there.

DESU, you look like shit just like me, so you probably shouldn't talk shit about people with good physiques.... no?

I know I said stuff about catpiss but he is dyel and fat and I am dyel and fat so it's the same fucking ballpark even if he does look much much better than me.

Just stop and think about what you are planning to do.

You are planning to take male hormones that are BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH so you can

>Look unattractive.

When your GOAL IS ASTHETICS.

WHY? WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

IF YOU WERE AT LEAST A POWERLIFTER AND INTERESTED IN STATS I COULD UNDERSTAND IT.

>>39683498

Sigh, autism?

>>39683595
Eh ignore them. Alex is a skinny fat faggot anyways.

>>39683628
im actually the husband im trying to get my wife thicc mode and shes willing. shes pretty determined tho i wouldnt buy it for her unless i knew she was.

this coming from someone who eats a pound of chicken a day while he crys and cry like a babbby if i get only 7 hours of sleep. i was pretending to be female for neckbeard help thanks guys.

>>39683631

That doesn't invalidate anything I fucking said

>ignore the one senseable person
>take the anavar
>no plans to compete
>no plans to look asthetic
>take the anavar

OK.

Can you explain to me why use gear if you DONT WANT TO LOOK ASTHETIC and DONT WANT TO COMPETE and also DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR LIFTS?

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

>>39683628
Kek calling out autism with your weeabo shit, what's wrong with a chick doing clen to get a solid starting figure going, my chick did it and she went from 140 to 95 in under a month

>>39683671
to be as big as possible? to be the ultimate bear mode?
>lifting to look good.

>>39683623
Damn dude, looking great

Your hair looks fucking solid. Like it literally looks like a solid block. Mirin

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>>39683623

Damn mast, every time you post a new photo, I don't know if I should be mirrin the gigantic wall of hair or the physique

I swear your hair is getting bigger and bigger and bigger in every photo.

Final form?

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>>39683709

>bear mode

Why when you can look like this instead? >>39683623

Bear mode seems like a code for 'I don't want to cut'

>>39683726
Thanks mister.

I told you guys. PSO + SAW+ keto shampoo. I am not kidding. My hair is fucking thick like a fucking block

But you faggots never listen to my advice. "No diet is bullshit, no saw + pso is a meme, you're retarded you're meme" But in the meanwhile I am rocking that Elvis presley hair while showing them crazy gains.

Soon i will have a Mohammed beard also. Starting minoxidil beard treatment soon. Ordered a 6 month supply. NOBODY GONNA STOP ME NOW

>>39683784
Normally i don't post a picture with a pump. This one is one with a pump. Still the same gains, i didn't bulked up yet. I planned my first blast next year.

Final form is like the final hit of heroin. There is none. I will die by the gains.

Get gains or try to be yourself

>>39683539
Told a hook-up I came across a friend's porn. They wanted to know you're porn name so they could look you up.

Thier comments were ridiculously harsh. Lol

>>39683623
Mirin.

>>39683668

Top fucking kek your wife is in such bad shape that the pajeet cow you posted would be an improvement?

AAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

NICE LIFE

NEVERMIND ANAVAR YOU NEED A DIVORCE, SHIT MAN, FAKE YOUR OWN DEATH

>>39683822
im doin that saw/pso right now. What dose were u doin? 3000mg pso? saw?

I think u look better without a beard desu.

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> black slave cleaned my desk while I was at work
> organized all my shit in boxes and baggies
> junk/IRS/collector mail in one among other shit I don't read
> electronic components in another
> HCG boxes and medications in another
> drugs and raw steroids in another
> sterilized my steroid lab which I haven't gotten to doing yet and made lots of room for it
> she was mainly afraid that I'd be mad that she messed with my shit

Still, quad injecting in front of your girlfriend is a one-way ticket to PIP city. Have to train her to do gluteal injections.

>>39683899
From his previous post:

I take 3x(1000mg each) PSO spread over the day
&
I take 5x(450mg each)Saw palmetto spread over the day.

It takes a long time to see the effects, 12 weeks probably.


>>39683822
Nice man, can't wait to see you with a beard.

Careful with minox though. I know you have good genes but some people say that using minox ages their face due to reduced collagen production.

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15908192
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1546087

There are tons of forum posts online talking about this effect if you search "minoxidil/rogaine collagen" or "minoxodil/rogaine aging"

But these might be poor responders

You got no beard growth on mast? I thought it would have very heavy androgenic effects like beard growth and hair loss

>>39683854
shes in pretty good shape and shes pretty hot actually. i lift more than you anyway most likely. why are you so angry my man

>>39683999
Nice trips.
Ever post slave pics?

>>39683809
i like strongman bodys and the retarded amounts they lift.
im natty tho. ill prlly be natty forever if not a while longer almost out of mid twenties then i might consider it.

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>>39683999
I gotta get me one o them. But Asian.
>>39683623
Got damn mast, you're looking pretty fucking swole.
How tall are you, out of curiosity?

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>>39684039

>being proud of being stronger than a skinny fat

lol

Next you'll be proud of being in better shape than me

>shes in pretty good shape and shes pretty hot actually

W/E it's opinion I guess, I like them /thinn/

> why are you so angry my man

Because the stupidity of a person, like I said, using gear for that purpose.

But now that I realize it's you, not your wife, I'm not even angry anymore.

Reason being, for her to read my clear and logical points on why she shouldn't use var, and reject them, was just such a gigantic idiociy it actually angered me how stupid it was

But you? Well it's not your body, your health, you simply just don't care. You want your bitch to lose weight. Not your body, not your liver.

Now I at least understand what's going on here, and it makes sense.

When I don't understand things, they anger me. Now that I get it, it's OK.

>>39683899
What peek is saying.

How do you know? You never seen me with a beard.

>>39684030
I know right, but i am only applying it on the beard spot. When i notice those effects i will stop of course. Maybe applying some collagen crèmes

With mast it grows very fast, but not only places where it doesn't grow. You know those ugly patches.

I lowered the dose to 40mg mast-e recently. Still have the same body hair growth. It's crazy

>>39684071
thanks breh

6'

>>39684119
>skinny fat
>trips
For what purpose?

>>39684153
I dunno, just think ur smooth face is damn fine beard might take away from it.

>>39684030
thxbb

>>39684153
Measured your arms lately? They legit look bigger then your head.

I'm super jelly.

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>>39684194

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>>39684226
is this your first time you see masT lmao

>>39684225
Yep :) How goes the TRT hunt?

Had an appointment with the TRT doc today - looks like he's only comfortable keeping me on HCG and wants to try and control my cortisol levels with herbal meds and magnesium. Smh

Although I will admit supplementing B1 to control histamine breakdown improved my sleep a lot!

Wrestling with the options of sticking with his ideas (another 6-8 weeks of natty meme) or self-administering TRT.

Just don't want to have to come off like you did because of travel and shit... Wish we had cool docs/steroid laws like some of these European people have lol

>>39684266
No. Lol
I'm just wondering how many inches my twigs need to be mast-sized.

>>39684287
who are you

>>39684289
he was once said

>I WANT 20 INCH GUNS SO BAD

and his arms are too big to be 18"inches

so i'd estimate around 19 inches

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>>39684045

I only post exes as a rule, m8. Did you know that 4% of all people are supposedly revenge-porn victims?

Honestly I don't really do the 'taking pics of gf' thing. Never have but losing my phone to severe condensation 3 months ago certainly didn't help. Beyond that, for what purpose, most recent ex is an instagram celebrity and bragging about her gargling my balls publically will only bring shame, more doubt, and possibly a lawsuit. Give shit to you guys and one asshole will inevitably backtrace it.

Further more, I'm a narcoleptic alcoholic. I pass out or start sleep-walking/driving often and the black slave goes through my shit routinely. She, apparently, is rather open minded and has ignored most of it but still... has a great knack about finding my most inconvenient comments. I've actually recently driven through a crowded street in a rental car while asleep and didn't manage to kill any niggers that expect cars to stop for them.

Point is, I'm not posting shit. I don't want this bitch to stab me. If you dated a black woman you'd understand.

>>39684071

Asian bitches are too attractive, m8. If you want relative peace of mind, you have to trade off somewhere. Black girls are trained to love the BWC. Basically I get 24 hours of peace [non-stacking] everytime I give the black slave the BWC. If she doesn't get the dick at least every 24 hours, there's trouble. I don't personally believe in the 'BBC myth', but if niggers have anything it's length. My 99.9% Northwestern European ass has girth, soda can dick basically, and that's what truly matters.

>>39683371
>Lifting 2-3 years
>2 or 3
Not sure where the year went faggot?

>>39684225
I just wanna make sure that is true. Never had a fully grown beard, because of shitty beard genetics. I just wanna know how it feels to have a full beard. If it looks shit, i can always shave it off.

Just like i wanna know how it feels to be huge. Until now i have no regrets of it.

>>39684226
It's probably because of the pump. There are actually smaller than before my bulk. I measured them cold and they were smaller. I couldn't sleep that day when i found out. Made me really depressed

>>39684313
Post ex

No nudrs just pics from Instagram

>>39684313
post body

One of my friends that's a girl just got messaged on twitter asking for her sweaty socks for $500. What's the reddits where they sell things like this?

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>>39684316

> Made me really depressed

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Anyways I'm gonna pitch in and say that you have a nice jawline, and that a beard will hide it, so that's a negative.

You also have a cleft chin.

I haven't seen you with beard, but simply based on the structure of your face (no homo, very nice) it won't do you any good.

If anything, some light stubble or fifve o clock shadow will accentuate the jawline without hiding it.

I think this is ideal for the structure of your face.

Beards are ideal for men that are looking to hide their lack of a chin and lack of a jaw.

If you have a nice chin and jaw, you are only hurting yourself with the beard.

Some guys, like Bimbo, have nice jaws, but they want to hide it with a beard anyways- it's silly IMO.

But I guess he makes a living off his appearance, he knows better than I do, I won't try to debate him, I just don't think it's advisable.

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>>39684303
pic related

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>>39684347
> no nudes just help me backtrace

Nah.

>>39684362

Can't say my ass currently lives up to what I've previously posted. When it does or exceeds, I promise I will, but likely have to get over this alcoholism first.

Don't start drinking guys, It's far more addictive than crack in my experience. Really, just stick to amphetamines and draw the line.

>>39684316
>I couldn't sleep that day when i found out.
lol I know that feel.

>>39684369
Girls are lucky. I can only sell mine at $50.

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>>39684379
Yeah that's my plan. I want something like this, maybe a bit less.

>>39684424
It's best to not measure something when you're cutting. That's why i never a foot on a scale when I am cutting.

It's the worst thing you can do. Just go by the mirror

>>39683841
What'd they say?

I got this mall job but it's way more work than I wanted. I walked into GNC just browsing and casually asked a dude if they were hiring.

Turns out he's the DM and was like "yes we're totally hiring. He's my card with my email, send a resume and make sure you apply online. I'll have the manager here bring you in Friday".

So I guess I'll work at GNC.

>>39684436
How's everything going for you at work?

I think I will be more diligent in trading stocks next year. I do not want to work forever. It makes you alpha in some ways but it also can be bad for your own personal creativity after too long.

Maybe I just need a vacation.

Hey guys, thinking about starting my first cycle. Im a nurse so i do know a thing or two about the humam body.
Current stats:
>Lifting 5 months
>21%
>26
Lifts:
bench 165
Squat 225
Deadlift 295
OHP: 95
Was gonna do a deca test dbol cycle to start strong. Opinions?
Thanks

>>39684119
what with you mentioning that i want her to lose weight? sure i guess? maybe 5 pounds. but what i want is that thick muscular booty and leggs. trying to create a high test horse legg girl here. dont really them them thinn and her role models usually have big donks. the kardashian... etc. i know its normie as fuck.

>>39684436
Yeah. it's exciting as fuck watching those numbers go up though.
>206.6 baby!

>>39684469
I can't remember all of it. Something like:
>Ew, he's got a tiny baby penis
and
>Ew, he's slightly ginger.
>I hate gingers.
>Did you know they're all crazy inbred?

It was pretty comical actually.

>>39684313
>Asian bitches are too attractive
wut

>>39684469
>So I guess I'll work at GNC.
You're going to push a whole lot of snake oil. lol

>>39684495
Test only 1st cycle is the most popular recommendation.

You are fairly fat and probably underestimating your body fat levels. If you can jump on a low dose and cut then you will have to worry less about estrogen sides at high doses of test.

Check out the reddit wiki on steroids for most of the basic questions.

You would benefit from lifting longer natty. Teaches you about proper form, avoiding injury, importance of diet, etc.

>>39684495
>Opinions?
Lift and probably cut for another 7 months.
Then just test+dbol. Three compounds is too many for a first time, it makes it harder to know what do do when you get side effects, since you don't know what compound is causing what.

>>39684511
I don't know about too, attractive, but they're pretty great. Asian girls, (and twinks lol) are all about taking care of their man.

>>39684477
Pretty good at the moment. I can't complain.

What kind of work do you do then? Ideally i just want to be roid and big, i don't care much about something else. Work is just giving me money to eat and roid.

Just 1,5 week left before my vacation arrives. Worked for 5 months straight without a vacation. Life's though. Don't you have some freedom at the holidays?

>>39684505
There are only two kind of numbers that need to go up; your balance and weight

What are your plans now? More mass? More shredds? You were now on test only not?

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>>39684436

>maybe a little less

I'd say a little less would be best.

I actually have a shaver thing, I just put the lowest attachment on, and shave with it.

One of these.

In all honesty, it's mostly out of laziness, but it does leave you with a perfect amount of stubble and totally even, with no hassle.

So even if you're not lazy, use it, don't need to think, or even shave, just take 30 seconds to use it.

I actually have a hard time getting motivated about anything to do with my physical appearance other than mastic chewing and lifting, and basic oral hygeine. Dunno why.

I'm rocking this nice neckbeard atm because I'm too lazy to use the clippers daily.

But you seem to put a lot of effort in it, and it shows. No homo.

I would try to shill you on mastic chewing but your jaw looks pretty big, not sure if genetics or chewing but point is I'm not sure it would be an improvement or make you look comical to do more.

But that shit works. Big time. My jaw got bigger just from normal gum, before mastic.

>>39684559
I work in a law firm.

I have a LOT of freedom. No immediate boss. Just have to make sure the work gets done. However, with any routine it can become stale and your mind starts to shrink to meet the minimum.

You start thinking "I am doing great at work, what need is there to be interested about other things?" Now that I know what is happening I have to try and fix it.

I make a lot of money but I lost a lot in the stock market. Will have to improve that this year otherwise I am moving backwards.

I am taking a vacation in 2 weeks too! It can be hard to realize that a vacation is needed, sometimes I feel like working non stop all night. Will be great to forget about work and just spend some time with my grandparents.

What do you do for the holidays? Travel or stay in your city?

>>39684559
>What are your plans now? More mass? More shredds? You were now on test only not?
Yeah just Test atm. Going to try and keep it simple and work more on diet. Might throw some dbol in at some point.

Going to keep bulking till winter's over, or I can't look at myself in the mirror anymore.

>>39684565
We will see when it grows normally. If it looks like shit i can always shave it off, no hard feelings

I would say that mast helped a bit in the jaw department. My jaw isn't that impressive imo.

>>39684609
Damn, that's sound fucking great to me.

You gotta chase your dreams. It's better to regret something you do, that something you didn't do. That's where i live by. If you want something else, you gotta try it.

Fuck man, i can't wait. What are your plans? Just visiting your grandparents?

I am gonna travel to another city. I always celibate new years eve in another city. It's the best thing to do during new years eve. Every time a different experience

>>39684625
You made some insane progress natty while being a good diet. Really good progress, mirin.

Fuck man, just use the same mentality as then on roids and you will grow like crazy. Wouldn't dbol just blow you up and give you titties

>>39684515
I've worked supp retail for years.
>>39684505
Lets get banned. It's an okay cock. The ex loves it.

>>39684703
>Wouldn't dbol just blow you up and give you titties
Only one way to find out. I'm going to put on fat, might as well add water weight too.

>>39684723
kek. I've already seen more of your cock then I need.

You can always say "it's literally porn star sized"

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>>39684776
I like you

Being a DYEL (5'11,160lbs) would I benefit at all from taking roids?

Should you hit the natty limit first then roid?

>>39684723
Bye bimbo, come back soon!

>>39684703
Yeah I will visit grandparents at my parents house. They are flying here and it is very strenuous for them to do too much travel at their age. My grandpa turned 99 this year if you can believe that!

Also while I am there I want to do lots of reading to figure out how to achieve my dream like you are talking about. My dream is financial independence by 30. I think I can do it.

It sounds outrageous but I think that stocks are the answer to making this dream into a reality. I have just been approaching it in the wrong way and I can't let my past failures prevent me from trying again. So over break I will do research and reading about how to be better at trading stocks.

I like what you say about going to a new city every year. One year I would like to celebrate it alone, just out in the woods camping or something.

Hope you have a great vacation!

Currently blasting 75/75/50 test p/npp/winny everyday.

Already notice a difference with the winny.

>>39684801
Nobody here actually knows how to cycle me included best go to bodybuildingforums or some shit liek that

>>39684801
You should have your diet and routine on point before roiding. Hitting the "natty limit" is optional.

>>39684943
And fuck your bitch only my beard grows in red and it looks great.

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Im still so hyped over going for a run yesterday.
No pain that Ive had for years.
Im a little sore but it feels so good

>>39685030
kek.
Don't worry bb. You're beautiful the way you are.
I'm pretty sure it was just sour grapes.

>>39685055
Congrats m8. I deadlifted the other day for the first time in over a month, felt great even if I only did babywieght.
Just remember to take it ez.

>>39685030
you're cute bimbs

>>39685030
You're so sexy the mods don't even feel like banning you

Too busy mirin :P

>>39684421
I've seen people back tracing here. Always thought it was the height of autism.

I appreciate your caution though. I'd be just as worried if I was in your shoes. Thanks for the ass pic anyway.

My ex is an Instagram celebrity too. Feels bad cause she left me, I loved her and her tits were absolutely stupidly massive. Least I gave her the best sex she ever had (actually did, not just a lie to make me feel good)

Anyway why did you split up

>>39685168
Thats the stuff
Feels so good

>>39685217
>actually did
Yeah ok

>>39685217
>>39685244
>actually did

Normal roasties are notoriously hyperbolic when it comes to things like that, don't take them at their word for anything

Proof is always in the pudding. If she sticks around no matter what and is loyal then you'll know you've got the magic

>>39685168
Lmao sour grapes. It's porn. She could have me any time she wants.

>>39685244
>Yeah ok
Sometimes bitches are telling the truth when they say that relationships aren't all about sex. lol

Can any of you run a 18 or less minute 5k? Or how about endure a marathon?
I wanna do juice and take my size to the next level but i want to keep my actually useful side of fitness (cardio + endurance).
Im not too small cause i do like to lift, got super chicken legs though. Im 19, 5'11", 170 lbs, probably like 12-16% bodyfat

>>39685244
Are you on a cruise dose?

>>39683822
HAHA trying to ¨naturally¨ lower DHT with supplement to maintain hair while LITERALLY taking MAST. I can't believe how stupid this guy is. Long term, when the initial flare of those supplements are not enough to counter the massive androgen receptors activation, you will look like a pleb.

>>39685455
>Im not too small cause i do like to lift, got super chicken legs though.
It your do distance running you'll probably always have chicken legs. Big legs are more of a sprinter thing.

>>39685579
Why is there a limit to the age in which someone should take steroids, is it just because most under 20's still have developing to do?

>>39684876
why are you shooting prop every day as opposed to eod? Don't you ache like hell from all the injections?

>>39683623
Fuckin mirin bb

>>39685672
He ought not. at 75 a day that's like .25ml. or about .5ml a day with the npp.

Just rotate sites. More frequent injections mean more stable blood levels.

>>39685672
I get zero PIP and I hit VG every day

>>39685791
Get any scary tissue yet? I remember getting some on quads when I refused to do glutes or delts and was pinning every day.

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>>39685791
Damn only VG? They are great though, 3ml and no leakage/bleeding or weird pip.

>>39685515
~200mg
So not really

>>39685791
Do they tell you to shave your shaft and balls before shoots?

>>39685910
No the opposite

Halfway through my 2nd week of Test E 400mg/week and I just started crying over some FB video of a dog that died. Time to start taking my Asin? No other estrogen sides

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running a small cycle and I am scared im not hitting arms enough. Thoughts

Push
>incline bench
>bench
>lat raise
>front raise
>cable fly
>pullover
>dips

Pull
>pullups
>bb rows
>pulldown
>machine rows
>reardelt fly
>facepulls
>bb curls

Full
>incline bench
>deadlifts
>lateral raise
>hip thrust

PPFx

Cant squat or OHP because of crooked spine. Should I do more arm accessories or will I be fine?

Can someone explain to me the different purposes of Letrozole, Aromasin, Nolvadex and Clomid? I have the latter 3 on hand but I'm confused what to run and when. The plan was asin through out the cycle IF and only if I get estro sides and then nolva and clomid for PCT. But then I see threads where people run asin in PCT. And use nolva thru the cycle to control Gyno. What do brah's? School me.

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Hey guys, anyone have digestive issues while on dnp?
I literally shit myself at work and i swear the girl i liked smelled that liquid shit in my underwear when we spoke today... i then went to bossman and claimed i was ill and went home and im doing it again right now.

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>>39686172
Are there no excercies at all that work legs with a crooked spine?

Huge arms and upperbody and absolutely no legs looks comical

>>39684030
Used minox when i was 18 am 22 now, still full beard no sides

>>39686281
Very cool. How long did you run it?

Not saying everyone gets sides, some people definitely do though.

>>39686273
pistol squats

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>>39686095
I mean dead dogs are sad but probably start that asin.

>>39686172
Erryday is arm day. Do isolation stuff or machine crap for legs if you can't squat. Maybe dumbbell squats and lunges.

>>39686222
Eat more yogurt and other probitoic shit.

>>39685876
Describe what this feels like? Do you just pin and it feels rougher upon entry or something?

Or do you feel something solid-ish when you rub the affected area? (I'm imagining a keloid scar or something on the inside)

>>39686311
Once I start asin, do I continue taking it til the last week I take test (weeks 2-12), until the week PCT starts (weeks 2-14) or through PCT? (Weeks 2-18)

>>39686311
fucking ugly as sin

>>39686296
About 3 months, Looks went from 7/10 to 10/10 in my opinion
Everyone compliments my beard, minox is a secret i'm taking to the grave

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>>39686337
Her body and face are okay but her eyebrows are weird.

>>39686333
I think so. But I b&c not cycle.

>>39686365
What do you mean I think so? Lol I asked a question with 3 options for answers m8

>>39686350
Fucking sold. Will get some the next time I swing by Costco.

>tfw when u shit and it's like a lot of shit

>>39684703
why doesn't mast effect your hair? PSO and saw palmetto don't do anything to protect against its androgenic effects

>>39685244
>>39685266
Sorry that that's such an unbelievable thing to be true for you guys but I know she was telling the truth, some things you can't fake

>>39686566
In that case, good for you!

Just making sure you processed it with the appropriate caution when it comes to taking things like that at face value

>>39686187
Bump for answers

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>>39683221

Stop masterb8ing to your bandwagon meme h8 for me already. You're constantly flipping between dicksuck and h8 with me in these threads.

I've never used tren, and even if I had, I've provided perfectly legitimate advice before - I am well aware of what tren would do to a female and wouldn't recommend it to someone else.

Step off already and focus on your own shit instead of trying to reiterate baseless claims about me from like, what, August?

I bet you trip off to say I don't contribute, then you spout retard crap like this to try to fuck up my actual, perfectly fine advice on fraud

>>39686715
Nolva and clomid are SERMs which block estrogen at the receptor site. Letro and Asin are aromatase inhibitors which bind directly to the enzyme itself preventing conversion of test to estrogen.

Nolva can be used during a blast to prevent gyno. Ideally you'd use asin during a blast to regulate estrogen. Letro is a pretty harsh drug and should be used sparingly; either you aromatase heavily, or you use it to dry out pre comp.

Stick to asin @ 6.25mg e3d to start if/when you observe high e2 sides.

>>39686732
This was in response to me. Ty she really likes var.

>>39686745
I'm glad it's working for her senpai

Var really is the best roid for grills

>>39686755
It's only been about a week so all she's noticed really are better pumps.

>>39686377
option 2

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5g var
40g test e
5g proviron
20g test u
10g mast e
30g tren e

should I add anything else to my order?

Is there anything I can take non-anabolic non-androgenic to slow down my metabolism so I can bulk more easily but still have "natty" muscle gains?

>>39686821
You have zero understanding of how the body works.

>>39686808
adrol rather than var

ai is probably a good idea

>>39686821
SARMS

>>39686770
Yeah it doesn't take long to notice a difference. I find it improves/stabilizes my mood a little too, hopefully the same for her. I truly think estrogen is the true root of all evil kek... if I could do cruise doses of test without becoming a man I would, it feels amazing

>>39686808
Curious what you're aiming for/where you're at

>>39686821
Eat big meals spaced out throughout the day

Eat calorie dense foods like nuts, avacodos, bread, coconut milk etc

If you're not wanting to run a test cycle because of a fear of getting too big, then know even with roids getting hueg takes effort. A test cycle can still give you fairly natty gains, or within a range people aren't going to assume you're on gear, or whatever

>>39686910
PCOS runs in her family and she's had a cyst removed. Hormone issues run in her family. I've already noticed a difference in mood stability; less flagrant emotional outbursts.

We'll see in a week.

>>39686910
>estrogen is the true root of all evil kek

No joke. I'd take tren anger/emotionality and neurodegeneration over high E any day

>>39686978

Keep us updated senpai

>>39687158
It's really true

It's fucking crazy what a difference hormones make in both genders

Crazier how little the average person knows about it, or how it's not often recognized or tested as a source of issues/mood instability/depression etc

Estrogen is a necessary evil but definitely not the lesser evil

>>39687251
Another devil hormone is cortisol

Exists just to fuck your shit up for the most part. Causes premature cell aging in the brain. Eats your gains. Causes fat gain

Really wish I had been taught this shit in school. Instead all I know is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

>>39686738
Dose the asin that low? Dang

>>39687319
how 2 lower cortisol?

>>39687353
trenbolone

>>39687353
Surgery, an abortion drug or meditation. AAS are also at play in reducing cortisol.

>>39687353
Test inhibits cortisol production

Also you can try ashwagandha, magnesium, and vitamin B1.

That's what my TRT doc has me on rn kek

There's a list of good supplements that lower cortisol if you search on google

>>39687374
i thought tren increased cortisol? my coach said my facial bloating from tren is due to cortisol

>>39687466
lul

This thread is literally cancer.

>>39687535
gtfo

>>39687557
>defensive about his thread filled with DYELs and closet homosexuals :^)

>>39687319
>mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

My sides

There's so much basic shit they should teach in school

I mean, granted, a lot of people are too retarded to retain or apply it- I'm certain it'd still improve general quality of life

>>39687466
Moonface from roids is caused by water retention and can be fixed with ai

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>>39686860
I have AI.
>>39686910
>Curious what you're aiming for/where you're at
I mean this is just homebrew stuff

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>>39687634
Yeah I think if it's framed in a scaremongering way it'll be easier to retain

>listen up you betas
>yes you
>let me bring in a friend of mine
>*bring in r9k robot and talk about his life*
>do you want to end up like him?
>do you want to be perpetually tfwnogf?
>here's why this is happening you genetically inferior shit stains
>*hormones and their role in expressing inferior phenotypes in the robot*
>class dismissed

I bet 50% of that class would hop on roids within a year if that was how this shit was taught. The other 50% would be the ones who are already chad/stacy mode and were too busy swiping on tinder during the lecture

We are just too divorced from reality in school that it is hard to justify why internalizing the knowledge is worth the effort

Something like this would truly make america great again

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> drunk and watching Goodfellas

>>39687319

Mitochondria is important but anything you'll learn about it online is likely not worth learning. It's one of those things that the medical community knows little about but can't admit it to save face. Aside from the fact that you get it from your mom of course.

We know that pseudovitamins like CoQ10 probably aid your mitochondrial function. DNP of all things is theorized as a mitochondria booster. But, mitochondrial diseases which may include diabetes/metabolic syndrome/"Syndrome X" or not -- we know about as much as CRMO or Reiter's Syndrome which has completely changed name and basis within the past year.

If you want to boost mitochondrial health; eat your eggs.

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>>39687733
Usually I'd argue scaremongering isn't the best way to educate people, but after reading your example 10/10

Needs to be implemented immediately

>one minute family is mirin my "boulder" delts and "shoulder muscles" aka traps
>the next minute when I am eating oats and a cucumber while they are eating burgerking they are calling me anorexic

MEMES. ARE. NOT. DREAMS

where do I get clomiphene / tamoxifen / toremiphene citrate in EU? alldaychemist doesn't ship to my country.

>>>>specialist was on the phone just now
>he apparently says i shouldn't even come back tomorrow because there's "nothing to do"
>wants me to see an allergy specialist because these fucking morons are convincing everyone i go to that i'm allergic to dairy specifically protein powder when i just got bloodwork done showing im not and i havent even had it in 2 months

looking like suicide huh brehs............. what the fuck honestly............................ i also got coconut allergy bloodwork done because my gear uses coconut oil and i am not allergic to coconuts either................................................................

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>>39688171
>xD THERES NOTHING TO DO
>XDDDD IM GONNA LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS AND NOT EVEN CONSIDER AN OBSTRUCTION CUZ THEYRE PHYSICIANS AND SAYING U HAVE AN ALLERGY XDDDD

>>39688171
Really breh, your source is fucking retarded. Coconut oil solidifies at 24C(76F), it will be sad to see you gone Glands. Are you still set on bleeding yourself to death?

>>39688329
even with all the solvents and shit in the gear? i have it from 3 different sources and they all apparently use mct coconut oil, and i've never heard of that shit happening, ever.

and yeah looks like it if nothing changes in the next few days. itll be good not having to feel like shit anymore. i wonder what its gonna feel like

>>39688371
also any tips on actually bleeding to death and not surviving? i hear a fuckload of people survive when trying to cut themselves and die

>>39688392
I'd cut multiple places (next, both arms, etc). Based on your previous experience you seem to clot pretty easy. Water increases blood volume so dehydrate yourself.

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Thickness incoming

New year new me!

>>39688554
>new year new me
kek new me doesn't work out at all

>>39688554
I'm getting Tyler Durden from Fight club vibes from this picture. Stay clean and keep fucking those hoes man. Also hug your parents breh.

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Would masteron help with anadrol bloat?

>>39688604
>parents
Only got a mom but I hug her daily. We went to chipotle and goodwill together today it was nice, she's such a sweet lady. It's strange living with her again considering I've barely seen her in the last 8 years.

Got a new job today! Full time, health insurance all that shit. Right around the corner from where I'm stayin too. So far NJ has been awesome.

>>39688641
it works great for me with deca, IMO should do the same for drol.
Why not run sdrol instead? I've never tried adrol

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>>39688669
adrol is one of the least hepatoxic orals, sdrol is very harsh

barely need tudca on adrol, i even drink alc from time to time and dont lose my appetite or have my shit turn white so yolo

the only side ive experiened is higher bp but no more than expected

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>>39688554

This place is toxic go while u can bby

Nobody here ever makes it, only Mast and he made it before he even posted, so /fraud/ couldn't trap his physique prior to making it with it's 4evernogains curse.

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>>39688737
Pretty sure I know that physique. Looking great. That you m8? Was just asking about you on here the other day

>2016
>not having a gym qt to do crunches on you while her friends mire
Jersey is a mystical place

+14 lbs over 24 days of sdrol kickstart. ends tomorrow. Gonna miss those gains.

Didn't notice any side effects besides a slight increase in acid reflux, which I already have a problem with. What's everyone else's favorite oral because I can't see why I would ever use anything else.

>>39688759

This is not the mentally unstable addict reen manlet you're looking for.

For real though, I get to the same physique level every year or so and then end up almost killing myself or going to jail so I'm starting to get spooked again...

I actually managed to pretty much quit drugs, just on Adderall RX but even that makes me really tired and irritable in the evenings so I might stop that too.

Got a decent job in software dev making $50,000 starting salary, still with Nat.

Trying not to die, go back to jail, or start drugging hardcore again.

I give myself about a 30% chance longterm if we're being real.

>>39688669
>>39688700
What this guy said, ive ran 200mg drol and felt fine whereas sdrol kills my appetite even at 10mg and makes me feel like shit in general

>>39688799
Kek fuck I miss you man. We really do have remarkably similar disasters of lives. I remember when we were both working for the same company at one point selling vitapaks. Glad you're doing well, job sounds nice.

I'm supposed to be meeting with a suboxone doctor this week. Been clean for the most part since May, with the occasional run mixed in. I wound up string rhabdo in August along with pneumonia after a fentanyl OD. Totally recovered now though.

>>39688777
Drol. Bit of bloat but nowhere near as bad as dbol. Good strength and mass gains and no estro problems.

>>39688826

Now bimbo has our job.

I really hope we make it a good while before we fuck up again.

>There's no cure for addiction, only dry periods. Some make it the rest of their life.

hahaha i just realized if i wind up having to kill myself i am gonna fuck myself up so bad first. i am gonna take like paper clips and stick them in my salivary ducts to see if they were actually obstructed or had strictures

if they were, cool, solved it myself as usual

if not ill start poking them with some 23g needles and see what happens

>>39688777

Oral ranking:

Superdrol
Methyltrienolone
Anavar
Epistane
Halotestin
Methylstenbolone
Dianabol
Dymethazine
Anadrol
Winstrol
Turinabol
M1T (literal fucking poison garbage)

>>39688862
Anadrol should be way higher, have you tried it? The shit is pure mass in pill form.

>>39688879

I've tried everything.

Anadrol is the only thing that makes me irritable.

Also makes me feel sick, gives me gyno, headaches, nosebleeds, water retention.

Superdrol, Dianabol, M-Sten, and DMZ all give me similar, better results with way less sides.

>>39688862
le oral meme

>>39688853
Puncture the glands and see what comes out, you may need to pull the plunger to remove it. Best case they are just cysts and can be easily removed by yourself. Remember little buddy, you are going to kill yourself so you first need to see if these things can be removed.

>>39688841
It's so confusing in hindsight, to look back on when everything is going great and you pick up again and burn it all down.
Makes no sense logically. Addiction really is a mental illness.

It's gets exhausting rebuilding a life and physique over and over.

>>39684495

4/8, id r8 m8

>>39688840
>>39688879
how would you compare drol and sdrol? I was actually deciding between the two, and had read everywhere that sdrol is a better mass builder and drol a better strength builder. Plus a lot of garbage about non-estrogen related gyno with drol, which I'm still not convinced wasn't user error.

tl;dr I could probably be convinced to run drol.

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Reeeeeeeeee coinbase won't let me buy btc with my debit card, says the payment got rejected for some reason, so I either have to wait 3-5 days or pay with WU or MG. All thanks to circle shitting the bed.

>>39689059
I know it doesn't help you now, but in the future you can put $ in your coinbase wallet from a bank account and hold it there, then use it to instant buy btc without a debit card. Better than holding on to btc because you wont have to worry about fluctuations.

>>39684495

lol

you forgot those were his lifts on gear. Training for strength. Bulking. FOr 5 months. On gear.

>>39688853

....

>>39689019

>It's gets exhausting rebuilding a life and physique over and over.

Well, think about how much effort that is before you fuck it up. Maybe knowing how much work will come as a result of fucking your shit up will discourage you

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>>39689099
Yeah I did that in the past but the waiting is such a pain in the ass.

>>39687785
>If you want to boost mitochondrial health; eat your eggs.

Good to know, will keep in mind.

I know that mitochondrial DNA can be a determining factor in a lot of diseases which is why there is a push to have some children born with 3 parents, a mom, dad, and someone to supply mitochondrial DNA bc mom's sucks

>>39688371
U moron

MCT oil is not the same as coconut oil

Coconut oil is rich in MCTs but MCT oil is different. IIRC coconut oil has this one oil that is a LCT not a MCT

Medium
Chain
Trigylcerides (sp?)


LCT is Long CT

>>39688171
KEK

have you seen the "confused doctor" meme on /fit/

>H-How many scoops?
>You're eating three times the daily recommended protein because someone on an anime imageboard told you to?

You're living the memes man, enjoy life

>>39688853
What if you got chin/jaw implants so your jaw extended lower vertically more. So now your jaw is flush with the swollen glands

Think about it. Would probably make you more handsome too

Gib updates on what your mom's telling you as these specialists' calls come through

>>39689099
Here why not keeping btc is a bad idea. I purchased 12 back in 2012 for about $300AUD. I used 2 and now I have 10 btc. This comes out to about $10000AUD.

>>39689106

m8, you obviously have never been an addict.

We will hurt everyone close to us and destroy anything we've worked for. Repeatedly. For no good fucking reason at all except for whatever our thing is, it feels really fucking good and for those few hours that's all that matters.

When you sober out and get out of the storm sometimes you realize you haven't even got much to come back to.

Fucking drugas mayne.

God damn amphetamine for being so good, god damn my bastard addict of a father for his genetics, god damn the Internet for making drugs incredibly pure, cheap, and easy to get, and God damn this druggie manlet for repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting different results.

>We neber lern

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>>39689150
Gib .5 BTC pls. I'll send you PayPal or kangabucks.

Blood test results came back

18.2 total test
43 SHBG
1,4 FSH
4,3 LH

Doctor said it's normal, but he also said "13,2 testosterone" was normal last time..

What's your take?

>>39689166
wallet addy breh - just take it. As far as I am concerned they are still only worth three hundo so I have lots to give away.

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>>39689154

Yeah yeah I know it was misinformed. I just don't want to see the fucking guy fuck up his gains and his life.

And he seems pretty resigned to the fact that at some point in the future, he'll be back in jail, back in rehab, PCT in fucking jail, etc.

Bothers me, wish he had least had the hope that he was clean for good

>>39689143

>chin/jaw implants.

I disocovered that I can simply move my jaw/chin forward.

Sometimes I just leave it forward.

I'm not sure if it looks better or worse though? Someone tell me where to keep my fucking jaw?

Ignore the stupid ass look on my face, that's from the physical strain of pushing it out 100%. If i Just push it out 90%, no pain, no strain, no stupid look on my face.

Basically, I'm refering to changing the position of my underbite/overbite

What's ideal? No underbite? No overbite? Underbite? Overbite?

Here's it pushed out all the way:

>>39689150
I mean if you want BTC to be an investment, you do you booboo. I'm talking about fluctuations short term. Guys who are like "oh I put in $200 to buy btc on thursday but by the time the money cleared on monday it was only worth $170 and now I have to wait for more to clear to finish my order."

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>>39689183

normal

>>39689192
>>39689183

reeeeeeeeeeeeeceding hairline fuck

>>39689197

yeah I know. Thinking about PSO.

But MasT says it thickens hair. Will it make my hairline recover too?

I'm not that worried about it to deal with finastride sides

>>39689192
You've got a good jawline either way

Your face looks contorted in the pushed out pic presumably because you're forcing your jaw to be in an unnatural position

so just b urself is what I'm saying

But more importantly do whatever results in you maintaining a relaxed face

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>>39689178
1BNRrMveiMoCSnVNi8F1Z6LZta3QvYgirp

I'll legitimately pay you for it, I just don't want to play the fuckfuck games coinbase is making for me.

>>39684816
Damn, 99 he mas have great genetics then. Most man should be happy to even get to 80

I believe in you man. Chase your dreams, let nobody take away those dreams from you. I think you can do it, if you really want it.

Hope you have a nice vacation too.
>>39686425
>>39685579
Yeah it does, dumb shit motherfuckers

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4017725/

>>39689270

Mast, PSO just thickens hair, or can change your hairline?

>>39689220

tnks bb

>>39689150
Is this for real? Any chance you'd throw me some pity too? Circle shutting down has me cornered too...

1CqPPXq9yYbboAFsjnPRQGvwgSrNZ6mXCi

If you're feeling generous

>>39689285
Nothing can change your hairline. Not even duta not fina not a fucking hair transplant.

Look at JM, he was years on duta and fina and was still bald. Look at Rich piana after his hair transplant, he still got massive widow peaks.

Yeah it's just to thicken everything. For maintenance mostly, like fina and duta would do

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>>39689310

Oh, alright.

That's a shame. Look at this fucking perfect hairline lel, gone gone gone.

So you're saying PSO will slow the way it's receding, but not stop it or reverse it.

>>39689339
you ever cop shit for your ears mate?

>>39689352

Believe it or not, they look worse now because caluiflower ear, the cartrildge is fucking bent, worse, they don't look the same shape

all this stuff only bothers you in you let it bother you though anon

>>39689391
I have perfectly adorable ears tyvm. Fucking ogre.

>>39689339
I would say that nothing can recover your hairline unfortunately. Most things are for maintenance of just thicken the hair. It will only grow where it isn't dead yet

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HCG is making my balls too big and they get crushed between my legs. C'est la vie.

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>>39689398

>he thinks I can be offended

nope

also I never implied nothing about your ears, just said why I don't get bothered about mine

>>39689400

alright

Also,

>Selling pic related on ebay
>Some guy buys one
>My wife is in college
>Please tell me this a good notebook for her
>To use in college
>To carry around campus all day
>In a college campus

They are made for plumbers, electricians, etc.

They are used by military in dessert, in Afghanistan

What the fuck was he thinking?

It's her Christmas present too. WEIGHS 11 POUNDS KEK.

>inb4 that one guy that gets triggered when I talk about laptops

>>39689463
did someone drop their laptop in a sewer?

>>39689463
>It only bothers you if you let it

I didn't say anything about your ears.

>>39689476

The idea is that they are semi-waterproof.

All the ports and everything are sealed.

I dunno why he got one. Maybe he gets his bitch so wet, she routinley floods their apartment

Mostly, plumbers have been buying them

>>39689192
that is one huge ass nose

>>39689943

got broked 2x that's why the shape is so fugged up too

if you'll look carefully you'll see it's like bumpy.

never had a problem breathing so no need to have surgery to fix it

i stopped mk yesterday and was all sweaty and couldn't sleep

am i addicted or was it something else

>>39689970
mk is highly addictive

you need help anon

>>39689999
oh fuck

>>39690000
>>39689999
our digeridoos

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>>39690000
>>39689999

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>>39689999
>>39690000

Dark Souls 2 is really making me angry. Still jet lagged as hell from moving and can't fall asleep before 4am. As a result I've been hooking up with an ER nurse that works overnight shift. She makes SO MUCH MONEY. Only downside is she's the one who gave me mystery STD.

>>39690016
you can fuck nurses in dark souls?

>>39690016
that's a pretty huge fuckin downside dude

>>39690023
Silent Hill
>>39690024
I still cringe at the 4 infections I had at once over the summer.

>>39690030
Bimbs do you have herps 1 or 2?

>>39690072
As far as I know, I have zero herpes.

>>39690024
What's another std in the scheme of things. I also currently have cellulitis for the second time this year from shooting dope.

>>39690072
I have HSV1. Ain't really worth worrying about, doesn't act up or nothing.

>work out
>turns out I actually lost nearly 0 strength after using dnp and not lifting for like a month on only 100mg test
>lifts were all down like 40lbs last time I went to the gym
>they're now back to normal minus 1-2 reps per lift but same weight

Hurrr de fucking durrrrr, they were only down because I still had dnp in my systen I guess... Wow fuck.

>>39690091
I'm down to trade your herpes for my glands. I'll even throw in a few caps of dbol or something, that way you can say you're not ugly as shit just bloated from bulking

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>off cycle
>tfw reminiscing about going shopping for tank tops this summer when I was huge to show myself off
>can't start a new cycle atm because I'm a medical supervisee
oh man the blast I'm going to do when I can

>>39690091
I got it from some random ho as well my man. I flared fucking hard when I got it - ulcers all on my dick. I am uncircumsized and the ulcers would weep and bind to my foreskin. Every morning and night when I showered I would cry in pain as I felt them opening up so I could wash them.

The soap stung, I couldn't get comfortable no matter how I sat.

What are your plans now that you have it breh?

>>39690201
>I flared fucking hard when I got it - ulcers all on my dick. I am uncircumsized and the ulcers would weep and bind to my foreskin. Every morning and night when I showered I would cry in pain as I felt them opening up so I could wash them.
>
>The soap stung, I couldn't get comfortable no matter how I sat.

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>>39690298
You've responded to me so much these past couple of days Glands and you would have known it. pls stay alive.

>>39690298
glands pls stay

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>>39690201

>and the ulcers would weep and bind to my foreskin.
> I showered I would cry in pain as I felt them opening up

>tfw those strange bumps that kept leaking ooze dissapeared for now

Herpes? HPV?

I got off okcupid for now.

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>>39690311
>>39690308

forgot to take off trip?

>>39690298
>>39690311
>>39690364
as in glands pls stay so they keep me from the vaginajew and i don't get
>ulcers all on my dick. I am uncircumsized and the ulcers would weep and bind to my foreskin. Every morning and night when I showered I would cry in pain as I felt them opening up so I could wash them.

>The soap stung, I couldn't get comfortable no matter how I sat.

>>39690364
Nah my face is good, I thought it was weird as fuck too - sort of like a glitch in the matrix. I called you an ogre before tho.
Herpes 1 btw.

>>39690378

>herpes 1

Nice nice.

See, I wish all those lifting for girls guys would realize, if you want to get STDs from online dating, you don't even need to lift!

It's actually cleared up, the reason I got off online dating is because I feel like it was hurting my """""Game"""", I wouldn't bother aproaching girls because I knew I could just get home and log on.

>>39690377

Don't you want to fit in with the cool kids?

>>39690392
Mine are all cleared up too mate. I should really get my shots for hepatitis b, at least I don't have the hivvy.

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>>39690392
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Every morning and night when I showered I would cry in pain as I felt them opening up so I could wash them.

>>39686808
deca

>>39683623
LOL

>>39690406

I dunno, I don't notice it at all, and it's just some bumps on the pubic region, not my dick.

A year or two ago, my whole skin on my balls turned into scabs. No skin, just scabs.

Was so painful. Constant pain.

Not sure what that was. It was legit, horrid, when I would would take a shower, the scabs wold turn into raw open wounds, then chafe against my underwear.

They would solidfy and actually get glued to my underwear and I would pull my underwear off and the scabs would come off.

And then as it healed (took weeks) the scabs just sort of feel off and I would shed ball scabs and dick scabs everywhere I went

This was a huge problem and ESTP gf at the time nearly broke up with me.

Anyone know what that was? I went to the doctor, got a test, and he gave me herpes medicine, but it wasn't herpes soars (no puss or nothing)

I took the medicine anyways. He ordered a lap test of one of my ball scabs but I was too chicken to pay for and get the results so I let it go to collection (kek)

>told ex gf that I went to the doctor and he said it was 'nothing dw tell ur gf to chill'

>she believed me

>>39690495
>A year or two ago, my whole skin on my balls turned into scabs. No skin, just scabs.

woah this happened to me a few months ago, assumed i exfoliated too much skin when drying my sack off, this was also around the time i started using topical tretinoin for acne, figured i might've accidentally applied some down there (e.g. not washing before jerking it) and that irritated/caused it to peel

im sexually inactive and it took 1-2 weeks before it cleared up, no idea. been fine ever since

>>39683295
Faggot

>>39690619
it's time for bed timmy

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>back on the blast doses
>horny constantly
>exgf/fuckbuddy is busy
>decide to rummage through the shitheap that is OKC for a quick lay
>pic related views me

j-jerry?

>>39690598
wait this happened to me when i was a young ass kid too wtf? like once a month all the skin on my balls would peel off. it was a thick ass layer too

it stopped when i was like 12

sdrol 10mg a day heartburn, what do? not liver related, i get the heartburn like 2 days after starting

>>39690639
i'm 19, never had it happen until then

just woke up one day and it was scabbed to hell

>>39690629
you already over czqt?

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>>39690655
nah czqt is still a thing

she just got her family placement/flight info the other day actually, she'll be here the first week of february

>>39690670
G R E E N C A R D

>>39690670
CatP - I live in Australia. If I come to US can we fuck czqt together?

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>>39690681
I told her she just needs to apply for dual citizenship since it'd be easier than the bullshit that is working around the stipulations in a J1 visa, all she'd have to do is check "no" next to "do you own a hijab?" and she'd basically be guaranteed entry

>>39690685
>nice try, masT

no czqt is like my foreign suit

By that I mean that it might not be any better than my American-made suit but the name is harder to pronounce so it's easier to show off and seems fancy

but we can share exgf

>>39687634
ty for >>39686732

my wife had one last final question. what are some bad sides that would indicate she should stop? are we talking heart palpatations... or just increases in hair growth? shitting herself.
thats about all she needs to know. again thanks.

>>39690727
Not the boss himself, just an aussie lad with too much money and no friends. btw I am the lad that had hella herpes.

>>39687634
its me again. also do you happen to know if anavar has any kind of weird interactions with birth controls like minerva and skyla IUD's? google tells me nothing.

>>39690736
>the lad that had hella herpes
don't think I was lurking when that came up, haven't been on here much at all

unless I'm just forgetting

>>39690728
>>39690745
i hope you use condoms

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>>39690598

>sexually inactive
>had this

>>39690639

>young kid had this

At this point, I think it's just some pimples on my pubic region, and whatever the scabs were wasn't an STD.

I have pimples all over the rest of my body, don't see why it couldn't have been a couple pimples down there.

>tfw just realized I'm STD free.

Feels so good desu. Gonna get on Okcupid tonight I guess.

>>39690619

I've been perma cutting for 3 months and I 4x12 your OHP 5 rep max after lifting for 5 months, bulking, + gear.

How does it feel.

You clearly aren't putting in the effort if you are making so little progress on fucking steroids.


Anyways,

>First time I got accused of roiding.

Posted my two months progress photos and got asked This:

Feels so fucking good. Feels so validating to have someone look at my progress and accuse me of roiding.

I know I am still fat and dyel but at least it means I am making progress.

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>>39690834

Photo in question:

My dick got hard like a rock when I read that fucking shit. Right away.

Just as rock hard as when MasT told me my forearm progress was good.

2 months---> 193---> 173

>>39690842
u have nice hips, ever thought of transitioning?

>>39690842
how tall? be honest

>>39690850

It's just because I'm still fat.

Once I finish cutting they will be thinner. There is a shitload of fat on my hips making them look feminine and wide.

As you can clearly see, they are already getting thinner

>>39690862

5'10.5" IRL, when I log onto online dating, magic occurs and I grow grow grow to 5'11"

Just ate some of the Molly I was saving for a romantic day tomorrow. Fuck it lmao.

>>39690842
uhhhh who the fuck accused you of roiding? are you joking? lol

>>39690868
Whats your stats my mang ?
Let me do a little bit of fixing to your meme routine

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>>39690885

>hurr durr I'm gonna try to rain on your parade

can't glandsy, can't, too happy rn.

Obviously I'm still fat and dyel, I think the gear accusation was because of that LIGHTENING FAST PROGRESS BABY

>tfw also anon posted nice things to glands faggot
>glands was always nice to you anon posting
>trip on
>constant harrasment

>tfw one day you will be asthetic enough not to get constant harrasment from glands and melancholy of swole

ONE DAY

>>39690894

OHP 4 x 12 90 LBS
BP 2 x 12 165
Deadlift 1x5 235
Squat 5x12 105 (AtG)

I don't know why my upper body is so much stronger. I have no idea why my OHP is almost 50% of my deadlift.

It's not like I did a curlbro routine then did a full body, I started training legs on day one.

>>39690924
Are you on gear though Alex? Post a webm of yourself squatting in plg and they will tell you what is wrong. It shouldn't be that low unless you have a peg-leg or something.

>>39690763
why

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>>39690834
>>sexually inactive
>>had this

w-was i abducted?

>>39690842
they probably accused you of roids because of the gyno

>>39690937
because you're a fucking moron and you deserve to be a genetic dead end for the betterment of society

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>>39690934

>are you on gear

Nah. Natty cuck life for me.

I'm giving it 100%, I wanna see if it's 5 years of perfect diet and 100% effort can leave you looking like this or if the man meme'd us all.

Anyways, I go until my ass is like 2-3 inches from the ground.

I thought that isolated the glutes more, and the quads less?

My glutes are disproportionately small compared to my (small) quads, so I've been trying to go all the way down to try to even shit out.

Am I fucking myself up?

Everyone always says

>atg
>atg
>atg

And I don't know what's a meme and what's not a meme.

People recommend IIFYM which is obviously a meme, so maybe I got meme'd with AtG

>>39690961
depth = posterior chain, so you have the right of it

look up alan thrall's squatting videos

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>>39690944

I've got my fingers crossed it's just body fat.

We will see if it's gyno or not when I finish cut.

Impossible to tell if you have gyno when you are this fat d00d

>>39690961

Oh also, I meant looking like this, kek

>>39690924
4x12 is just straight out retarded,if you want to do them high volume increase weight and do 4x8 or 3x10
2x12 is retarded too,increase weight,do 3x8.
5x12 squat is ridicilous,cut that shit down to 3x8 too if you want volume.
Also keep in mind that 3x8,4x10 are low on intensity which isnt optimal for naturals.
Dont forget progressive overload.

>>39690970
He's on gear here. Duh.

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>>39690968

ty ty ty senpai

have a rare cheekie from my collection of fraud posters

>>39690961
Well, if you have the flexibility for atg and feel comfy do it, if not then dont bother