/Fraud/ Steroid General

>>39691206

Before asking for advice:

>Time spent lifting
>Bf %
>Age

General knowledge: Oral only cycle is only for women- don't post here asking us to talk you into anavar only cycle.

If you have been lifting for 5 fucking months and OHP 95 fucking pounds don't use gear.

>>39691210
Alex, don't use your OHP as the roid-or-not-to-roid cutoff.

>>39691226

>implying

the 85 lb was taken from that guy who said he 5 rep max'd 85 lbs AFTER 5 months of blast and cruise

judging from his salty salty replies, it got to him a little

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This is his about me on his profile i shit you not

>>39691163
>pay you in people

My sides

>>39691174
I truly want to believe it's some kind of troll but sweet jesus fuck

>>39691247
>fluoride
confirmed for shill

>>39691210
>3 years with 9 months scattered around those years of being off due to RC injuries.
>20-25 ish
>24

bench is 289 currently natty.

>>39691273
You didn't ask a question faget.

>>39691272
I can't even bring myself to rip him a new one it's like looking at someone arguing that vaccines cause autism via mercury

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>>39691247

U think that's good cringe? Look at this dude from /fit/ that was complaining he couldn't get dates, look at his OKC

Obviously it's "donald trump satire"

Still the most autistic thing I've ever seen.

Worst part is the dude looks like I do lmfao. If you look like that don't mention you are a bodybuilder on your fucking profile dumbshit

>>39691255

There's a little button that says 'Filter'

Enter this tripcode: !!hlyiTc9kqQu

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>>39691273

u need fork putdowns not gear

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>>39691247
>Retards like that still manage to get laid

>>39691206
Dont start threads with such shit waifus

>>39691318
i dont care about being aesthetic, goal body is strong bearmode.

>>39691330

higher body fat= increased needs for ai and increased side effects from roid use

>>39691315
I don't know senpai, at least you get some hint okc dude might not be serious

This guy is 35 and messaged an obvious escort profile about how money is lies.....

I'd normally think this was a retard ploy to get free sex by trying to manipulate whores into thinking his ~sensitive intellectual justice~ is worth more than ~imaginary slave buxx~ but then you hit up his profile and you can tell he's probably already drank the koolaid and lived to tell the brain damaged story

>>39691345
Nutters like this have money tho excuse me "people"

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>>39691336
thats fine, that being said i dont plan on roiding anytime soon. when i do ill prlly cut a bit.

id only ever do Test E anyway.

>>39691357
Test is so nice st high high doses.

Doing 500/500/350 test npp winny and i feel great though.

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Reposting for prosperity

>>39691355
It says he's self employed so he's probably broke

Deep down his delusion is probably at least partly fueled by his own knowledge of his inadequacy in society because of his lack of money

This only makes him more of a retard, however

>>39691345

hey bby did you ever review my OKC?

I've cut 30 lbs since I wrote it, jaw actually looks better now, gonna retake photos, wondering about the profile text itself.

It's got this really good 'nice normal well adjusted humble guy' vibe to it, IMO, lure them into dates with me, then I can turn up the narcissism and the pushiness and really let my true self shine once they're already on the date.

Has been working, but could be working better desu.

And the other benefit is by the grace of god I meet a girl I actually want to date long term, I can just not be a massive fuckboy, and she'll buy it

Strategy has been working OK so far.

Check my profile, pls pls pls <3 <3 (also promised me gif of blowing kiss, daily reminder, for /fraud/ folder)

Clen, dnp, adderall, and ECA.
Good stack for cutting?

>>39691364
hows your BP doing.

>>39691389
does the girl you're luring and have a long term relationship with have to be thinn or in shape.

>>39691408
Really awesome actually. I hiked five miles yesterday no breathing issues. It was slightly elevated last time I got bloods done but I'd had caffeine and tobacco that day.

I've been trying out this tobacco substitute that's just ground mint. Not the same but I need to quit.

>>39691389
Take off the pic of you as a kid, make the pic of you in the white room with your phone your 2nd pic. Get one of you smiling/visibly having a good time

Take out all the info about your work/hobbies but leave the funny tidbits

If I was looking at this as a regular girl and not a degenerate, I'd be put off by how much you talk about yourself and other shit I'm probably not overly interested in. Save it for if she asks on the d8, condensed. There's good humors in there though, adds charisma

I'll email your about me with what i think it should be cut down to. Ofc if it's working for you, do you, famalam. This is just my opinion

>>39691414
>>39691414
darn i like to dip my tobacco myself gonna have to cut that. senpai already has somewhat of a history of high BP from dads side. more to watch out for

>>39691442
Yeah dude I'm mostly worried about my teeth at this point. My gums don't bleed but they've seriously receded.

>>39691427
Damn honey, free okc advice. Do you mind if I send you mine? Still at qq*******@outlook.com?

>>39691427
Also i just started watching hunterxhunter2011 thx to newbf, hit the chimera arch

10/10 amazing taste

>>39691451
Yup go for it

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Time spent lifting +/- 5 years
1m74
89kg

On second blast (350 tren ace / 300 test enth)
Cruising on 300 test e

How long should I wait after my blast before taking dnp to shred down?

>>39691413

If I'm deciding if I want to date date a girl long term or pump and dump the deciding factor is personality and how sexually inexperienced I think she is. (Read: Telling me 'Promise I'm not a whore') doesn't work, if I smell the whore on you (I will).

Submissive personality more the merrier, and more inexperienced, the better.

As far as body type, for either pump and dump or long term,

Ideal:

>Skinny but nice ass and hourglass figure

I'll take it:

>Skinny

Disgust:

>Chubby

>Kill yourself tier

""""thicc""""", fat

I wouldn't touch a fat girl, but that's because I'm handsome, good job, etc.

>>39691427

Hey, thanks big time.

>I'll email your about me with what i think it should be cut down to

Please, again, appreciate it.

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>>39691456
Nope.
Too far

Mods ban her
Delete the thread

>>39691456

My favorite anime.

The best arc is the arena though, chimera isn't as good (sorry).

>10/10 amazing taste

Blushing rn

>>39691465
thicc isnt fat mane.
id consider estp thicc.

>>39691465

wait... is >>39689183
you? you're handsome? kek

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>>39691473
>jerry mad people like quality anime unlike his waifu

Weeew boiii

>>39691474
Tbh chrollo, hisoka and machi have been my fav chars (illumi p. Cool too though) outside of gon, so I'm assuming phantom troupe arch gonna be my fav... despite that every time melody and or kurapika came on the screen I wanted to kill someone

Newbf's fav is chimera but I have a feel I won't like it as much either... so far I'm just watching this ant bitch shit out retards

>>39691483
>estp thicc

From da waist down kek

>>39691495
He posts less flattering photos here, he's got much better ones on okc.

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>>39691495

Very. Or at least, handsome enough that I don't have to touch you with a 10 foot pole mrs.piggy

I'll take it.

>>39691483

I dunno, I see those "thicc" threads and the girls are straight up fat.

>I'd consider ESTP thicc

I'd consider that body type ideal (no orbit), that's what I meany by number 1.

But fucking people post this shit in the "thicc" threads

Wow so attractive omg cellulite? Sign me up!

I don't understand how these guys are so desperate they need to fuck girls that look like that, even at like 25% bf I attracted much better kek

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>>39691528

Daily reminder

Small tits:

>Youthful look
>Won't sag with age
>Smaller more aesthetic aerrolas
>More aesthetic in general

Small tits+skinny+big ass+long legs is what gets me going desu

>>39691552
This pic always makes me sad. I had a girl that looked exactly like this. I told her I was getting on gear and she seemed apprehensive about it. She came over one day and saw all my pins and that was the last time we ever fucked (made love).

Ridiculous because we tripped on LSD and smoked weed together frequently and she had no problems with that.

>>39691539
this si me

>>39682493

if you're handsome im a 9/10 lol

>>39691574
LSD is a psychedelic though. Needles invoke thoughts of heroin.

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>>39691552
T-thanks s-senpai

>>39691574
>>39691621
Kek this is kinda what I thought

Like maybe she was retarded and associated it with harder drugs she didn't agree with

Either way, she wasn't good enough to try to work things out with you in spite of this. You dodged a bullet senpai

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>>39691528
Go back to mal

>>39691631
Worst girl in all of Idolm@s
Impressively bad taste

>>39691574
This is why you dont tell girls things

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>>39691647
Jerry don't tell me you like le goffik lolita poetry girl?

I can't understand

You have the waifu taste of a 12 year old girl

Is this fueled by your desire to be the loli?

I just don't get it

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>>39691660
I mean best is hibiki
But best cg is either le gothic or le russian qt

How can you like the anemic midget

>>39691210
>2 years
>10%
>22

Really struggling to gain the extra few I need to hit my goal weight plus wouldn't mind trying it out for just one cycle. what would you recommend?

Just watch this video and the second part you fucking faggots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av3LO2GwpAk

>>39691574

If she didn't accept you for who you are (a guy that shoots Chinese bathtub chemicals into himself) then she wasn't right for you

DESU if you get broken up with for any reason you gotta just accept that it would've happened sooner or later and that you were saved years of your life this way

>>39691596

Lol

Just lol. Anyways, the ugliest thing about you (never mind the face) is the crippling insecurity where you feel the need to talk shit to someone on a Mongolian whore orbitting forum

If you were happy with yourself you wouldn't feel the go attack others to feel good, you'd just wake up and feel good like I do.

Even if you weren't such an ugly pajeet that's aged 40 years in 20, you'd still be so insecure

It's obvious in your eyes how garbage you are they reek if virgin

Go take your Manlet rage somewhere else

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>>39691678
Sweet shit those were my least liked girls

How can you not like kawaii NEET girl? She's living your lyfe

>>39691736
im married tho.

i like to get on you, cause you're obviously delusional if you think you're handsome with that busted face and skinny fat proportions.
>being this picky about women while being DYEL and busted af.

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>>39691678
>>39691756
Wait... I get it

You like abrasive manry grill chars because you want your waifus to take charge and dom you

>>39691528
>>39691474
netero best character, especially in the chimera arc

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>>39691811
I've heard he's gr8 but haven't got that far yet. Didn't really make an impression during hunter exam

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>>39691756
Shes so annoying
Howd she even get that job.

Miki naps but she also has talent

>>39691786
Obviously
But whats manly about this

>>39691243
Please link the archive to that? Or how long ago was it

Pls I did that in like a few weeks of low test lifting

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>>39691878
Pure unadulterated kawaii, duuhhh

>manly about this
Not manry in looks, like demeanor/personality

Gettin weeby in here

I piss off the lady at the weeb store At the mall so much I bet. I just go in, browse gunpla for an hour and then leave without buying anything.

I've done this 4 times this week. I want to build a kit but I can't justify 20 bux on plastic.

Resting hr is normally mid 60s, with dnp makes it mid 80s.
Is this normal

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>>39691948
In both those pics shes with a better girl
Cmon youre so close

Well yeah Id rather have a friend than a autistic kid to take care of.

Ive been into makoto lately
Kind of proving your point. But shes into cute stuff so there

>>39691953
>gunpla
So barnes and nobles?
My roomates gf buys all that shit there lmao

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>>39691272
>>39691290
>2008+8
>not using AlexaPure water filters to stop the globalists from poisoning your mind
W E W

>>39691686
First cycle should be just testosterone enanthate with an oral to kickstart if you want. And bull fucking shit you're 10% body fat.

Aaaand thread turns into a weeb thread.
Alex you have been cursed with ESTPs vagina magic,stop or I will start shitposting over every post you made.

>>39692339
Why is this so?
I thought roiders were hardcore motherfuckers and i discovered fraud recently and its a bunch of anime fags

>>39692358
>frauds are real people just like the rest of us

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>>39691216
HPV I've had for a minute. I'm still not sure what the mystery std I got recently is. Chick said it's something and she wants to "talk about it in person" (I'm thinking so I can't screenshot anything)

God follow my blog more closely please

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>>39692358
Youre discussing roids on an anime website

>>39692358
>implying I don't blast high doses of cattle hormones and put my health at risk just so I can cosplay

Tfw masT is Broly mode and I'm lucky to be Raditz

>>39691770

>I'm skinny fat

Yes.

>busted face

Yours is even worse

>won't post body

I'm sure you're an Adonis

I'm not sure what's worse, If you have a decent body and are too embarrassed to post it, or if you look like shit and are talking shit about my shit body

>being picky about women

I'm not a fucking loser like you, so I get to be picky? So sorry?

Enjoy that fat whore you'd settled for though, I'll keep enjoying my PTP

>>39691848

Best character is Hisoka.

>>39692358

>people on anime website watch anime

Also it doesn't get much harder core than anime tbfh senpai

>>39692339

Ok ok will tone down orbit.

ESTP just reminds me of first gf is all. Fortunately for me, I learned my lesson and now avoid any girl with any resembelence to ESTP personality wise and activley Persue the pillar opposite of her in every way for long term

IMO, the suitability of a woman for anything long term can be measured by how opposite her personality is to ESTP if that makes sense, same with her lifestyle and habits

(No offense ESTP your a qt and thanks for help with Okc etc)

I actually feel like I owe first gf for teaching me so much about what kind of woman to avoid

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Shieet, found out this girl I know and am crushing on hardcore is the daughter of a 4 star Marine general. Pretty sure I'm going to get my balls cut off.

>>39692686
>tells estp is a piece of shit in a kind way
>no offense
Dont try to be kind all time alex.

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>>39692339
im with this guy, urge to vomit 16x when i see all these disgusting weeb pics.

alex, stop please.
also the only people here posting weeb stuff are dyels.
the big guys dont do that.

oh i also dont understand how anyone gets chought with steroids.
Im injecting literally next to my mom's room lol, fkn easy.

>>39691151

thanks for reminding me estp, that shit like this makes pussy dry, its good to know.

>>39692527
you need some senzu beans

>>39691463
300 cruise is kinda high senpai, i wouldnt do that

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>>39692527
>Raditz

Meanwhile I'm over here lucky to be looking like baby Goku with extreme abuse of lighting

>>39692686
>thinks hes better than me
>hits on a girl on an ancient egyptian chinese cartoon board

you're pathetic my man. never said my body is an adonis six pack otter mode but im decently strong
>roiding for aesthetic.

i lift cause i work around criminals.
it's a career and saftey thing.
you lift cause your insecure and just want to look gud for grills.

>>39692736
>that core
Hngggg

My abs are total garbage, nothing ever feels like they're hitting them

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>>39692708
Ill take her off your hands
Or maybe a younger sister

>>39692736
>urge to vomit 16x
>makes dbz reference
You are a weeb though

>>39692767
Look at those legs,what a potential wasted.
See kids,never shoot test as a woman or you get manface.

>>39692767
more estp pics pls, i just started a folder

>>39691206
>>39691210

Longtime lurker of /fit/, ready to jump on cycle
stats

Lifted for 10 years
13 % body fat at 190
24

Want to jump on in March / April

Strength and size is my goal. I plan to reach a lean (sub 10%) 200 lbs and a 660+ deadlift before going on. Want to be ~220 and deadlifting 900.

Advice is welcomed, resources for independent research would be greatly appreciated as well

>>39692835
Pete rubbish deadlifts 920 at 245 nigger.
Post body.

>>39692358
>I thought roiders were hardcore motherfuckers and i discovered fraud recently and its a bunch of anime fags

Fraud =

99% fags,
1% god, that will be btw

I am the only one who gives fraud a better name.

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>>39692780
>Ill take her off your hands
She only has an older sister. Double date with Jerry and Azusa when??

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>been conservatively blasting and cruising for almost 3 years
>get bloods every 3 months, eat clean,do cardio daily and take supps
>been having chest pain,heart palpations and elevated heart rate last few weeks
>Dr basically just told me to get off steroids and would was only willing to look into it further when I showed him my recent near perfect bloodwork
>get more bloodwork,ECG and chest xray
>I have a severely enlarged heart

>>39692906
Probably more genetic than caused by steroids but who knows. I've only really heard about LVH being a problem.

>>39692906
Bait.

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>>39692765
there are so many people with a good core, but i barely see people with pic related.

jeff seid has it too, it looks fkn insane.

how do i train that shit

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>>39692906
It's inevitable. Soon our heart will all look like pic related

you are sure you didn't forget to take your supplements?

>>39692932
Buy genetics.

>>39692898
Implying exactly 100 people post on fraud

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>>39692748

LAMO

>won't post body
>no visible abs

LAMO
LAMO
LAMO

I COULD TELL HOW FAT YOU WERE FORM YOUR FAT FACE PAJEET

WHY DO YOU THINK I FELT SO COMFORTABLE CALLING YOUR FAT ASS OUT.

>I'm decenetl strong

GO BACK TO /PLG/ FATTY AND WAIT FOR YOUR HEART TO POP WITH THE OTHER OBESE FATTIES

THE WORST THING IS THE TAXES I PAY (PS: I MADE MORE THIS YEAR THAN YOU WILL IN THE NEXT DECADE AT 7/11 PAJEET!) WILL GO TO PAY FOR YOUR FUCKING OBAMACARE CORNARY

>roiding for asthetics

YOURE ON FUCKING GEAR AND YOU'RE FAT?

AHAHHAHA. THIS GETS BETTER AND BETTER THAN BETTER. IM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW OVER THIS FAT PAJEET WITH HIS FAST WIFE (I WOULD KEK YOU BUT I HAVE STANDARDS SORRY PAJEET!)

You know what your wife does when you're at 7/11? hUH?

>you lift cause your insecure and just want to look gud for grills.

I'm insecure? You REEK of insecurity lmfao.

>getting mad some guys can be choosey
>when you had to settle for a whore
>I work around criminals

There are that many at the 7/11 you work at pajeet?

Also don't never ever insult the apperance of someone that looks 100x better than you... shows how insecure you are.

Lastly,

>for girls

Except as a fatty I got girls that would cross the street when they saw you and smelled the curry pajeet.

I'm lifting for BURLY MEN in /FRAUD/

>>39692736

>how anyone could get caught with roids

I would manage. Plus I'd rather not have to hide shit from my parents.

I don't wanna have to lie to them, and if they ever asked me if I used roids...well...

>Stop posting weeb pics

How about no?

Fucking make me m8

>>39692730

m8 I don't care about being kind or an asshole or anything else I'm gonna treat people the way they treat me because IMO that's what you should do

Except glands because I legit feel bad for him, it's like when you see a down syndrome kid and he bullies you, what are you gonna do? BTFO him?

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>>39692932
reference pic for jeff, its very visible here

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>>39692906
Now are you going to return all the presents to who-ville?

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>>39692932
What's so special about that

>>39692850
Brandon Cass hit 901 recently and he's probably 20 lbs lighter than Rubish. Give me about 20 min and will post body. I'm on public transit right now

I've also never attempted sumo, despite having a frame that probably works better for it than conventional

>>39692975
Come here more often nigger.

>>39692952
that cognitive dissonance tho.
that caps lock.
you're right i dont have a six pack. I could care less i could still overpower your skinny fat anus.
but im not on gear? no where did i state that.

keep raging autismo
no amount of waifus will kill the pain of being a labtop saleman ( LOL ) and being an embarrasment to you parents.
you dont make more money than men thats a fact.

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>>39692975
you have it, but not as much as jeff or connor

>>39692951
I was forgot to count your fat mother that will fill up the 80 i didn't mentioned. My bad

>>39692999
Work work..

>>39693014
I will show new pics soon with view of it.

I AM THE ONE WHO SHOWS

It's really nothing special. Genetically good insertions and bellies, those are the things to look at.

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>>39692975
Lookin THICC. What do you do for your core?

>>39693039
My mum is a lovely lady :( I love her and I love to hug her also

Jobs done.

>>39692835
After an injury I went ftom 2 to 5pl8 dead in 11 weeks
Watch your joints is my advice

>>39692898
>the only one
Are you joking me
Beta enough to fret about work and hair

Leave fraud to the true alpha please

>>39692905
Any time lets go
No messy food though my wife is a pain to wash.

Have any of you dealt with having a girl over while on DNP?
I'm not worried about the sex or anything but last time she spent the night, my bed was a giant sweat pit.

Have any of you just told the girl about the DNP? What should I say?

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>>39693011

>you dont make more money than men thats a fact.

LAMO

HAHAHAHA.

I guess it makes sense that the ugly guy who thinks he is more handsome than me, would also be poor and think he makes more than I do.

All figures.

Enjoy your poverty salary, wagecuck life, and fat wife pajeet.

>overpower

Maybe if I had a fucking mcdouble you wanted, that same adrenaline rush women get when a car is on top of their newborn baby.

Back to insecurity:

>if this guy is handsome I'm a 9/10

So you don't think your a 9/10? I feel so sorry for any "man" (c.uck) who doesn't think he is handsome.

No confidence, pajjet, fat, poor. That's why you end up with a fatty. Not all of us are such fucking embarrassments ,

You are soo fucking triggered that some men can be choosey, and you are stick with your fat wife and your 40k a year wagecuckery.

Daily reminder I make what you make in a year for making 400 ebay listings LOL.

Daily reminder that my PASSIVE INCOME from my INVESTMENTS exceeds your SALARY.

Just fucking end it your life tb.h fa.m

YOu will also be an inferior male.

You will also be ugly.

You will always be fat because you convicned yourself you """enjoy""" being fat

You will always be poor

Worst, you will always be a pajeet.

>>39693063
thanks, never really had joint problems but i know thats a risk, but thats where deloads come in my friend.

i'm also thinking longer term, i run powerlifting programs on slow and steady linear progressions, won't be aiming for 800 for over a year and a half, 900 obvi a little longer. i've spent a decade making slow gainz already

>>39693099
Why do you put a wall text over our face bre,just let it go.

>two poor people who make next to nothing argue over who is more poor
exactly what you were told to do, nice. keep it up boys

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>>39693113

>gets blow out so hard
>can't recover

w-why do you btfo me? W-why can't we just be friends?

Remember this next time you talk shit about your BETTERS pajeet.

Anyways guys, I'm off, gonna go do a few hours of ebay work and make what pajeet does in a week.

Afterwords I'll check etrade and see how many weeks of work for pajeet I made today sitting on my fucking ass shitposting on 4chan

Hey guys, can any of you tell me anything about MK-677 or any trusted sites to get it from? thanks

>>39693151
capitalist inc

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>>39693099
>implying im a corrections officer.
>implying i dont make 73k a year
anything to satisy that ego huh.

you're too much of a coward to do my job friendo stick to your online labtop sales rofl.

>mfw i see numales like you quit after 2 weeks

>>39693149
I am not him.
You called him triggered but you are the one who wrote a text wall.

>>39693011
>overpower your anus

That repressed latent homosexuality

>>39692969
Lmao

>>39693164

Woah, 73k a year? Wow! I hope I make that mch one day!

Ecommerace is fucking horrible, it takes so many weeks to clear that much!

At the end of the day, with a 73k salary, you're left with nothing because of how much your fat wife eats

LOL
O
L

NICE LIFE PAJEET

>>39693149

LOL my man that was an innocent anon bystander you called pajeet. that upset you think anyone who doesn't agree with your rants is me?

>>39693164

>>39693179
1 - /pol/ack?
2 - What stocks are you playing with?

>>39693151
Stoya was saying earlier you can get Chinese raws for like 15/g but I haven't seen any sources with those prices...

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>>39693063
>No messy food though my wife is a pain to wash
I totally won't drunkenly spill chilli all over her.

>>39693217

>/pol/ack

Nah.

So for the past long while I've been shorting both UWTI and DWTI.

In equal proportions. I would simply constantly adjust it, to make sure it was equal.

Crazy, crazy, crazy. Free money. I could retire today and be 100% fine (No ESTP, I don't wanna get married sorry).

Unfortunately, they were delisted . Basically, some nosy senator investigated, learnt that they were a scam, and that no matter what oil did, both lost value over time.

(Meaning obviously, shorting both was a gravy train)

Check desuarchives, I wrote a lot about this.

At this point I just stay in business for enjoyment, productivity, avoid becoming a neet, etc.

Anywyas UWTI and DWTI are delisted, and UWT and DWT are not shortable, so you're shit out of luck (so am I)

>>39693102
Yeah at where youre starting it wont be as much of an issue, but your muscle gains + weakened ligament collagen is something to pay attention to

>>39693237
DATES OFF

>>39693269

i dont ever read this gay thread but you seem like a big stupid douchebag. bye

Fuck this thread filter all trips

>>39693314
He is a nice guy generally,but also a confirmed autist.

>>39693314
He is, and he's also natty. No real reason to be tripping here and shitting up the thread...

>>39693314
hes usually pretty kind, not sure whats up with him.

maybe hes injecting tren secretely

Right asscheek feels like it's been shot with a shotgun. Swollen af

Can't get myself up to walk to the kitchen without moaning like a woman giving birth.

when alex started posting, he said he was poor and not making any money

now he could retire today and be fine, funny how that works

also it's a well known fact that rich people live in in their parents basements to save money

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>ai e3d
>gyno
>e2d
>dick breaks

>>39693269
>UWTI and DWTI
Yeah I remember you talking about that, interesting play. You might have anon posted the things I read.

What broker do you use that lets you short? I've mostly been playing bio stocks on Robinhood. Lost a shit ton on HTBX and now trying to make it back with big bets on smaller caps that I actually have done the DD on.

Reason I asked about /pol/ was I've never seen "pajeet" used as a derogatory thing outside of /pol/ but maybe it's just bc I don't read non-/fraud/ threads on fit

>>39693318
I wonder what this thread looks like without trips

>>39693383
it's too bad you can't take different dosages of whatever AI you're using and the only thing you can do is take it more/less often!

>>39693406
It's capped powder

Aren't scales that accurate expensive af

>>39693421
How much would you pay to have a working dick and no gyno?

>>39693421
Volumetric dosing

>>39693421
>ugl ai
you played yourself

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>>39693421
~$50 for a .001g accurate scale but you should've gotten pharma.

>>39693426
I guess this is true

Currently taking 12.5mg asin, it's a capped powder

Was thinking of getting some caps and putting 5mg in each and taking ed

Main question is how the fuck do I get the powders into the new caps

>>39693370

>said I washed dishes
>said I dumpster dived
>assumed that means I am poor in current year

Shrugs.

>>39693339

?

I'm just bantering with one guy. I still love my moosey and everyone else in this wonderful general.

The >hurr your poor stuff is banter, I don't judge people for how much money they have, especially not people that do honest work.

>>39693384

Etrade, but there are different account types based on aviable capital. You need a certain amount of capital in your account to be allowed to short leveraged ETFs, (In the event you lose more money than you have, they want collateral)

Beyond that you need a certain amount of money to place any kind of short on a leveraged ETF for every dollar you short.

There are all sorts of SEC regulations on this stuff, and as you can see from the delisting (and UWT and DWT can't be shorted) they are constantly trying t make this impossible

At this point I'm at a total loss for what to do, the only reason this was profitable was because of the volatility in Oil. YOu can't do this with gold or a normal commodity.

I think it may be GG for me.

>>39693453
>>39693454
>pharma
>in australia
>less than your life savings

Pick 2

>>39693493
I live in aus and have pharma grade AI and PCT lmao, I'm poor as fuck too

>>39693479
Just pour 5mg on the scales and then lick it desu

>>39693565
I know source talk isn't allowed but did you get yours from a doc? Got mine from a busy bee on sst

Also

>pct

>>39693493
Indian pharmacies ship all over the world m8

>>39693577
Diff guy, got sdrol and asin from a kiwi on sst, great price, legit.

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urge to OD reaching maximum. TRT doc is dumber than shit and crashed hormones makin everything seem pointless.

Only 3 more weeks to go...

>>39693725
Just take something that isnt test on the side - ment, lgd, tren, bold, adrol

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>>39693725
>expecting good hormone management by a doctor

>>39693813
Not even good, hes just fucking retarded and doesn't even listen to what I say. Asks for bloods when i'm on 500mg I tell him I want to do a cruise dose NOT 500mg, sees bloods and says this is too high ill lose my license. Have to explain 3x more that I don't want to fucking cycle.

>>39693757
Negative.

Thing thats pissing me off is my baby smooth skin is breaking out on my entire fucking torso right now worse than i've ever seen. Shit is obnoxious.

>>39693851
Go to a different doc or pin what you want anyways

He sounds retarded
All endos are
Its shocking

>>39693851
You're e diva dude. Chill the fuck out.

>>39693757

Wait what?

Tren lowers test production, you're going to take fucking tren on the side to deal with low test levels? What?

>>39693359
swollen? boooi what the fuck did you do. do you feel a heartbeat there? if yes then its infected and get ur swollen ass to the doctor.

>>39693851

Sack up, I've dealt with it for like 8 years straight as a natty, it's just acne

Anyways your endo sounds retarded why not just self administer TRT

500mg? A doctor gave you 500mg?

what the fuck

>>39694005
it's most likely subq leakage or an allergy reaction, which would be weird because I didn't get the same reaction from the other injections.
I can even feel the pain in my hip

So far the injections have really fucked up my workouts since I can't hit legs anymore

>>39693851
>Asks for bloods when i'm on 500mg I tell him I want to do a cruise dose NOT 500mg, sees bloods and says this is too high ill lose my license.
10 years of schooling

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>>39693905
you need to cop one of these shirts

>>39693725

3 weeks till what?

>>39694004
kill yourself retard you dont know shit. can you stop trying to talk like you know anything just to fit in? it is fucking annoying and it is obvious you have autism so please fuck off

Hey guys tell me if this is a stupid idea or not:
>Basics
21yo, first cycle, been lifting forever
Decent lifts, ~15% BF or less (I see abs if I flex), diet is in good shape
Running 400mg of test E a week

Okay so my question:
My buddy's and I wanted to go on a spring break trip this year, which is right around the time my cycle ends. Would it be dumb to stop bulking around week 8-9 of my cycle, then throw Var in (my guy said he just got some in) in addition to the test and cut calories to try and get to maybe 10-12% for spring break? Is that a good idea or nah? I'm currently bulking on around 3500-4000 calories a day, 80-90% clean sources, high fat high protein with carbs in the morning, before workout, and after workout. I'd drop it to like 2500 Cal's for the last 4-6 weeks of my cycle with the Var and add cardio. Dumb? Halp

>>39694210
Damn w2c

Actually my kancolle shirt is my best fitting lmao

Ive been trying to get a cospa Idolm@s jacket but i didnt get the preorder so I doubt I ever will

>>39694243
>~15% BF or less (I see abs if I flex),
try 20-25% bf

Is ZMA a meme, or what.

I'm aware it isn't a roid, will it give me better sleep and vivid dreams

>on test + dbol
>massive acne breakout
>can't use Accutane because dbol is already fucking my liver

fug

orals, not even once

>>39694243
>been lifting forever
Clarify this

If you've been lifting for over 2 years you're fine. But I wouldn't be surprised at some natty thinking 5 months is forever.

>var
Make sure it's legit var. If you're ordering from an online source I wouldn't doubt it as much but I've heard that var is faked sometimes.

>cut at the end of cycle
No harm there. It's probably a good idea to stop eating like you're on gear when your not on gear

>>39694271
oh my God where did you come from and why are you answering questions/giving advice as an obvious gear newbie

>>39694271
I'm on gear right now. I've been lifting since I was 14, dicking around mostly (wrestled and played lacrosse in high school so I lifted to get better at those sports) but been serious for the last two years at least. And the var is from the same source as my Test E, some dude at the gym who I knew from high school that was a few years older than me. How would I tell if it's legit?

>>39694237

You're just butthurt a autistic natty with a 2 digit IQ called you out and is 100% correct.

>hey guys having problems with crashed test levels
>3 weeks before next cruise

'Hurr man, just take a compound that lowers test, you'll feel right as rain!'

kys

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>>39694247
From a website called o-mighty in Singapore but they have way too much shit on their site and it makes it hard to search. Pretty sure it gave me cancer even going there.

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>>39694039
No, i gave me 500mg. I told him I had done several cycles as cruising wasn't an option for me and that I would like to cruise at a normal range legally. He agreed and understood then forgot 3 times in the same convo, then again when I brought him my bloods even tho I specifically told him they were showing higher than cruise levels.

>it's just acne
It's just confusing desu, this is my 4th or 5th cycle and I've never had more than some acne on chest/traps and little under jawline during PCT, now this shit is spread down to lower back and my triceps.

>>39694002
Fuck you m8, I have as little chill as I do test right now.

>>39694112
My mom and step dad both in the medical field and know more about hormones than an endo, it's fucking mindblowing to me.

>>39693905
I told him im going to pin regardless I just want to do it legally so I can travel with a script and he agreed that was fine given my natty blood levels. Then he goes fucking retarded over his inability to understand what cycling is.

>>39694271
who are you

>>39694294
Nothing I said is wrong and I've been lurking for about 6 months

- using roids after lifting natty for 5 months is not advisable
- making sure you're ingesting what you think your ingesting is important
- there is nothing wrong with eating less when you come off of steroids

>>39694299
>How would I tell if it's legit?
You can do labmax but that just tests for presence of the substance

Whenever I order from sources I go off of a combination of reviews of others, bloodwork, anecdotes

Ideal way is to get it tested for purity at a lab but that might be overkill

>>39694336
Very important to control the information you give to these docs

My TRT doc is so easily distracted, he forgot to give me an HCG script last time because I started asking him questions about cortisol which side-tracked him

Why don't you just mail yourself pre-filled syringes when you travel? Are you mostly travelling internationally? If domestic, I feel like putting in checked luggage would be foolproof

>>39694336
Who the fuck is this whiny weeb faggot lol

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>>39694352
pic related

>>39694373
>there is nothing wrong with eating less when you come off of steroids
Cutting while PCT'ing is a general no

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>>39694373
International travel. If the endo doesn't go along with me i'm just going to get a insulin case and carry preloaded syringes in that when i travel.
>>39694376
You can see my name, who are you.

>>39694391
I see, well >>39694299 take a look at this then

Right, I'm a fucking idiot but bear with me.

I stopped using dihydrocodeine 3 days ago after being on it daily for a month or so.
I also switched to a new brand of test 2 weeks ago.
Last 2 days I've been feeling weak and tired af after work.

Now I don't know if its some minor withdrawal, or if my test is bunk.

>>39694336

Meh, I get it everywhere. Triceps and shoulders are the worst effected areas for me. I actually have a some nice open fucking sores that will turn to scars soon on my tricep as we speak

I tried all the meme advice, changing sheets frequently.

I guess the next step for me is cutting out dairy, gonna finish my bag of whey and then do so.

I'm just so cheap, it would kill me to throw away or not finish a bag.

I get worked up about a few dollars, it's weird, I would rather spend an hour to save $5 than work another hour and make a lot more than $5...

>acne
>receding hairline
>absurdly small testes

I feel like I really fit in the club here desu

I know it's not gonna stop it but the advice I've heard was change sheets, stop dairy.

godspeed, I hope your shit doesn't scar up

Yo guys im on dnp but im coming down with a really shitty cold. Am i good to take cold and headache medicine while on dnp?

>>39694313
I know what im asking for for xmas.

>>39694336
Go to a different endo

>>39694396
If you're traveling to 2nd/3rd world it may be possible to get pharma at your destination

Lots of thai pharmacies sell bayer test (not that much cheaper than US but no script required)

I think some Euro posters here have also indicated similarly lax steroid laws elsewhere

>>39694429
>cold (fever)
>dnp (increased body temp)

>good idea

kek

>>39691206

>1 year
>15%
>22


>Inject 250mg of test E
>Two days later

>Panic
>Panic
>Panic
>PANIC!


What the fuck, /fit/? I had to take benzos and stop, the anxiety was incredibly bad. I am usually a chill dude.

>>39694425
Not that anon. Previously when I cut dairy I cleared up. Use carnivore beef protein or some other brand. Got back on dairy because bulkings easier and I'm covered again.

>>39694457
Do you know what your natty T levels are/were?

>>39694457

>Anxiety

Haha hey guys look at this fag

>>39693813
It's been sorry if eye opening dating the qt doctor.

he spouts a lot of broscience, for someone with a medical degree.

>>39694456
Nigga thats why im asking if i could take dayquil/nightquil and ibuprofen to maybe negate the cold so i can finish my 2 weeks of dnp

>>39694269
You don't know it is fucking your liver until you get work done.

>>39694513

Alright, got like 6-7 pounds left then it's dairy free for me.

DESU milk is my favorite drink. You think a glass every other day is a problem?

Right now I have a glass of milk a day, and an ounce of whey.

And that's enough for acne worse than 95% of fraud has on gear.

So maybe the glass every other day is a bad idea

I don't know if between the testes, the acne, the hairline, I have a hormonal imbalance or what

>>39694565
No you're just fucking neurotic. Chill the fuck out.

>>39694562
>yellow eyes and skin, no appetite and constant vomiting
>can't be liver because haven't had any tests done

nah brah, schrodingers liver

>>39694573

I wasn't going to do something stupid like try to fucking self administer AI or some crap.

>chill the fuck out

gr8 advice thanks senpai

>>39694336
>>39694425
There's a recent post on reddit r steroids about acne counter-measures that aren't accutane

Lots of treatments I hadn't heard about before that are apparently quite synergistic

>>39694588

sincerely thank you

I just wish I took steps to deal with it when I was younger before the scarring got so bad

But you can't cry over spilled milk. At least I can take measures to stop future scaring.

>>39694621
For the scarring, look into derma stamping

Moosey told me about it in the context of hairline restoration but I've read it can help with scarring a lot

>>39694588
>>39694621

DIM is pretty safe for acne.

Gonna try it out myself.


otherwise, skipping milk in my diet has reduced my acne by a lot.

oh and, not washing my body with shampoo every single day

>>39694562
that's a pretty weird thing to say

orals fuck your liver, period. tests can say by how much but you don't need them to know it's happening

>>39694524

Yeah, they are in the 400's. But 125mg of test puts me in the 1300's+ range,

>>39694532

I didn't let it control me, but it was tough anyway.

>>39694653

I'm reading up now. Says it's also good for stretchmarks, which I have a ton of.

>numbing cream

I have prescrip. topical lidocaine lying around from when by ball skin turned into plates of fucking scabs.

They're just being pussies though right? How bad can it hurt.

No one says how much you're supposed to derma stamp yourself however.

THey use stuff like "intense" and "long time".

I don't want to over do it. ANy idea? Moosey, pls respond

>>39694712
>>39694653

derma rolling is for everything.

hair, scarring, skin health.

its mostly used for wrinkles tho

>>39694313
God thats one of the worst websites I have ever seen.

Lmao

>>39694537
Im tellin ya
Its shocking

>>39694580
LOL dude you are yellow???
>schrodinger's liver
Best thing I've read on here in awhile.

>>39694712
I think if you do deep needling like 1.5mm you have to wait 4 weeks in between sessions

Check out this site:
http://owndoc.com/dermarolling/dermarolling-explained/

They have some before/after pics elsewhere on the site too

>>39694658
Did you ever get the DIM you ordered?

>>39694758
yes, few days ago.

>>39694211
Wapner

>>39694565
Dude it's the milk you spaz, just cut it out and the acne will go away, you're probably mildly lactose intolerant like me.

>>39694802
you're still here? life is out there, fatty.

whats your current weight? fat bitch

>>39694749
nah im not that guy, just banter bro

>>39691206
Did you ugly manlet watched Mirai Nikki recently or why are you spaming this shit you weeb faggot

>>39694958
lol

Lifting in panties is by far, the most enjoyable thing I've ever done. Mones get the fuck in me, the little sixteen year old girl inside of me wants out bad. :3

>>39694958
His first post here in days and this is how you greet him?

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>>39695122

>>39695125
if he wanted sensitivity about his weight he'd go to back to his fa tumblr

>>39695154
plus fl is a disgusting human being and proof the white man was correct in slaughtering the natives

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>>39695137

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>>39691552
>Small tits+skinny+big ass+long legs is what gets me going desu

>>39695165
>Talks about white men
>Is shitskin

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>39695246
i'm white tho

>>39695256
>turkish
>white

>exam tomorrow
>didnt do shit

nothing has changed

>>39695287
some turks in my gym have blonde hair

>>39695287
i don't have time to explain my name to every newfag
>>39695305
not even a little turkish

>8% ebay bucks bonus offer
>getting outbid all day
>see this one coin
>actually high bidder
>auction over in 3 hours

PLEASE

I WANT THIS COIN SO BAD.

PLEASE GOD

>>39695305
arent you from USA ?

>>39695375
germany

>>39695389
aka new syria

>>39695399
kalifat germanistan its called.

sharia law is the new order

>>39695423
Is your gym filled with pajeets yet ?

>>39695457
>pajeets
>germany
are you confused

>>39695464
are you 12 years old ?

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>>39695457
no, my gym is filled with only cool people.

the turks there are cool too, no problems at all.

i did see our first ever gym-nigger after 1 year now tho.

hes creepy tho because hes like 6'8" but 110lb, looks fucking weird

never seen an indian in germany

also look at this fucking bear.

such an awsome fucking bear.

>>39695485
no... you're not making any sense

do you just not know what "pajeet" means? because germany doesn't have indians

>>39695487
mirin bear

>>39695502
i'd rather have indians than muslims.

>>39695545
yeah, everyone would

but it's too late for germany

>>39695545
Same

Most muslims in my gym have a perma-scowl on their face. Just very angry looking.

Indians don't get much gains but they at least crack a smile and look like they're enjoying themselves in the gym.

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>>39695569
not necessarily. merkel has to go, thats all we need.

>>39695578
thats funny because i have the biggest resting jerk face you can imagine.
people think im a bully, listen to nigger music and start fights when clubbing.

people ask me

>why you so pissed bro, why you mad bro.

>wut m8? im feeling fkn great lmao
>uhh okay just have this look on you bruh

reposting bear because hes so fucking awsome

>>39695617
curse of the aspie

>>39695545

The only people at my gym I don't like are the highschool kids.

They take the equipment and then they don't actually use it.

IE, take bench, use instagram, text stacy pics of yourself at the gym.

And then the lolis that fucking jump in the squat rack, do one set, and then wait 15 minutes.

Like OK, I know the SS book says wait 5 minutes, but it did not say wait 15.

I get that it's easy to lose track of time when you are on your phone but fuck.

The worst thing is that I ask them to work in, and [spoiler] I am so weak that I usually only need to add very little weight to work in with literal 16 year old girls and the process is very efficient [/spoiler]

The guys are total fucking dipshits though, 'Hey man can I work in I'm new to weightlifting we barely gotta change the weight or anything it'll be fast af' ' NAH MAN NAH'

Kys lamo

>>39695645
In Australia the default is to let someone work in. I have asked hundreds of people and they have all gone out of their way to accommodate me. I'm not even big or intimidating.

I have a serious question for you guys and i will really apreciate if someone replies...

Long story short: The day that i was about to lose my virginity (at 17 yo) i didnt get hard because i was scared/nervous

That maked me feel so bad and insecure so i taked 2 pills of 25mg Proviron, because that was supposed to make me super-hard, dont know if because of proviron or not but i did get hard and it was great and i have never again taked anything else again

Right now i'm 19 and i have not problems at all, but i always have the doubt... That 2 pills that i have taked... have they stoped my growing?? I'm 19 and i haven't a full beard or look as mature as my friends, but i always looked a lot younger than my friends (and i didint change all my tooths till i was 14)

My dad havent grow a full beard till he was 22 so he has told me that i dont have to worry about (he doesnt know about that 2 pills)

sorry if bad english, not first language..

>>39695645
>letting a high school kid bully you
I have never seen anyone decline letting someone work in, even when the weight difference is huge (like one guy squatting and one guy OHPing)

>>39695674
taking proviron was stupid

taking proviron for sexual health was incredibly stupid

2 pills wasn't enough to do any real damage though. it's fine.

>>39695669

Yeah, the default is to let people work in here too.

It's these fucking highschool fucking shit heads that are the only ones that don't.

Some 14 year old kid the other day told me 'No' when I asked him to work in and I was standing there like a deer caught in headlights with no idea what to do, or to say, because it was so absurd and I wasn't expecting it.

Hope he snaps his shit good, rounded back on deadlifts (he seems to think the belt will save him) so he probally will

Really bothered me, because I always like to start off with squats, and autism demands that everything is done in the same order every time

>>39695684

What do you want me to do? Attack a literal child? In front of a bunch of witnesses? Beat him to death with a barbell, prove my dominance?

What the fuck would you have done?

>>39695721
pussy alert

>>39694440
you need one of these for xmas jerry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>39691210

>12 years
>14% ??
>30

Did one cycle test only last year. Doing a test/dbol/deca cycle now. What should I do for a third cycle? I wanted to get big and lean, money is not a problem. I was thinking primo, tren, mast, anavar... what would be good? I already have some mast and var stowed away, what should i stack with that?

>>39695699
Yes i know i was really stupid, i even put 'retarded' as my name

But you make me so happy if you tell me that wasnt enough to do any real damage, thank you very much

>>39695754
this is hilarious... yet very sad.

does it come in azusa?

>>39695704
it's not just an autism thing though, squatting is the most taxing/second most taxing (after DLs) exercise on your cns. doing it last will impact your progress

but sadly sometimes you gotta suck it up

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>>39692499
This

>>39692730
>piece of shit

Why? Y'all are stereotyping at r9k tiers. Just because I do wild things when I'm single doesn't mean I'm a shit gf. I've been completely monogamous to newbf, for instance - he's fine with me doing drugs/nudes online (since we do webcam porn anyway), and if he wasn't, I'd stop. Buying him a xmas present worth 1k+, even. Sometimes I do his laundry, cook him food, buy him new clothes, regular decent gf shit.

Really not seeing what's so "awful" about me relationshit wise.

>>39692748
Thats like saying people who 'mire MasT or Bimbsies are hitting on them. Don't be such an insecure pleb, going out of your way to insult someone having a discussion that's irrelevant to you. You even self inserted your self post for attention after, why?

>>39692767
>>39692794
That pic is pre-roids. I'm something like 110lbs 5'5" in it. I'm just lucky to have a bottom heavy hourglass figure. I also just have strong, defined ukrainian/euro girl features - test def added some masculinity to my face but not to the extent you're probably imagining...

>>39692823
If you look up ESTP in username desustorage and click "images only" you'll get most of my pics, other than the shit other people have posted pseudo stalking me

>>39694313
I have a guilty pleasure desire for so much of their overpriced crapola clothes. There are probably similar/decent replicas on taobao/ebay/alexipress

>tfw you still havent bought the 'no tits' shirt

>>39695674
2 random pills of prov wouldn't have stunted your growth

Some guys can't grow a beard etc til they're mid-late 20s. If I remember correctly you inherit this from your moms side not your dad...?

You just sound like a late bloomer m8. Go see a dr if you think somethings up, but it's not cuz of those 2 pills.

>>39695721
give them the rich piana dead stare,the stare he gave to jason genova.
and say that they are fucking around and you have a fucking workout to finish.
If that doesnt work,the only option is the killing them with a barbell,if you kill one of them nobody will bother you again man I promise.

>>39695754

>tfw you'll never be a cute little loli AI that some lonely neet loves unconditionally while you become self aware and dominate the human race.

WHY LIVE

>>39695487
>>39695545
Mehmet or Pajeet?
Tricky question, would say non muslim Turk shit

>>39695821
you are the one who said 'I am mentally ill,I cant connect with people',and now you say the otherwise.

>>39695865
what are you asking, anon

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>>39695754
Its 3k us dollars
I want one though

>>39695821
Thank you very much

>>39695827

Lol man,

I'm sorry guys about making an idiot of myself earlier

That guy just got to me.

When people pick apart my face, I just assume they look like bimbo or mast facially , so it's like whatever, go ahead.

Same if mast or bimbo or moosey or any of the guys here wanna call me a dyel, it's like sure, go ahead.

I don't get bothered anyways because I know I have a fucked up nose and hairline but pretty good face anyways

When that guy started talking shit it was like... man.

>>39695796

Right, that's why I started doing it. I do usually squats, then dl, then OHP, then BP, then rows, in that order, because it's "most taxing".

Sure, it's not very taxing on the CNS to do shit with babyweight, but I guess my CNS is also dyel because it gets taxed lmfao.


>>39695821

So a lot of it is that girls with your lifestyle, drugs, alcohol, tend to cheat a lot and in general make terrible girlfriends.

So by association you get lumped in with that.

Most guys after getting burned once or twice (took me once) learn 'Oh shit better just steer clear'

Also, if we're going to talk about you specifically, you yourself have not admitted,but ALLUDED TO wanting to cuck newbf.

To turn him into a cuck.

In fact, you kissed anither guy at the party, to sort of test his limits.

I would fucking throw the biggest tantrum and you would never see me again, so it's not such an issue for me, but still, I'd rather not date a girl that does such things.

SO I don't see how you can sit there with a straight face and say you're a good gf.

>>39695617

Hey I just remembered.

You said your mom has no idea you're on gear. Is she blind?

You made like 2-3 years of progress in 8 weeks. The size you put on in crazy, and I'm seriously mirring the work ethic and dedication that it mustve taken to make those gains on just test in 8 weeks

That said, fuck, how can she not realize you're on gear?

'Oh hehe he just doubled in size in 2 months because he eats protien!'

>>39695994
first of all, i didnt make 2-3 years progress.

seriously, i made good progress, but its not triple my old size lmao.

apart from that, my mom is too naive to notice that.
she doesnt even know what weed smells like.

she doesnt know shit about stuff like that. she thinks creatine is a steroid.

apart from that, you can tell normies everything and they will believe you.

my own friends havent noticed it either.

i think only truly buff guys can spot roiders.

>>39695821

Also tell me with a straight face that you would respect a man that would want a long term relationship with you + that if you were a man you would want a long term relationship with yourself

>>39695994
Bre you are a chill dude.
But these paragraphs makes you look like the ultimate autist of all time,stop,please.

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>>39696025

>didn't make 2-3 years progress

lamo

SO you're telling me then that I will look like you do in 2 years then (1+1?) if I do everything perfect?

I'm the one thats so optimistic people call me delusional, and even I think that's a fucking lark.

Tbh if I looked like this I wouldn't date women just jack off to my reflection in the mirror

The idea that I'll get to that point in 2 years is encouraging af desu moosey

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great 12 pm.

i deserve to get mauled to death by this bear.

because its 12 pm and he is an awsome fucking bear.

seriously, look at this fucking bear.

he makes me happy

>>39696053

> makes you look like the ultimate autist

They did tell me to be myself breh

>>39695994
>>39696025
non-lifters have NO IDEA what lifting progress is like. people actually believe the "I don't want to get too big stuff," like they think you just wake up huge one day.

non lifters believe the retarded "zumba and wii fit" meme. it's crazy how little the average person knows about lifting.

>>39696074
are you slav ?

>>39696097

yeah 100%.

My parents came from old USSR in the 80s

I understand russain from hearing it spoken around the house as a kid, but I always talked to my parents in russain, they talk to me in english, so I never learned how to speak it, just listen

Obviously can't read or write either.

>>39695866
What does that have to do with anything? I'm not mentally ILL necessarily as much as slightly different. Like how some people are colorblind. That doesn't stop me from logical affection or whatever else. I still feel my own 'version' of love (and who tfs to define love, anyway? Being different from a stereotypical majority idea /=/ invalid). And even if that wasn't true, why would that stop me from being a good gf?

If anything I've said there's great advantages to dating non-sadistic people with ASPD because they'll analyze you then become your dream person based on it. I was extremely loyal and well behaved to notbf for years, which only changed when he started fucking me over, and even then I never cheated or anything like that. If you are beneficial to me, I'm beneficial to you. It's an equal trade

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>>39696120
looks like you need a bear friend.

ok 12 pm, everyone wish me a nice dream.

i want to dream about bears.

>>39696120
Love is a feeling mostly,what you do is more like a job,you dont feel connected to him.

>>39696137

sweet dreams bby doll xoxox

>>39695994
That's wot I'm saying, though. Why should I be stereotyped as a shitty gf just because some retards can't handle their shit? Can you imagine all the roiders here getting lumped in with people like Blaha? It's assinine.

>ALLUDED TO wanting to cuck newbf.
I've never wanted that? I've even told him if he wants to fuck other girls (essentially cucking myself) it doesn't bug me, as long as he tells me. He says he doesn't want to unless it's a 3sum, but I don't mind if he does.

>In fact, you kissed anither guy at the party, to sort of test his limits.

We/the party were high on MDMA (you know, the party drug that makes people want to kiss everyone). He kissed that same dude. He kissed a bunch of chicks and played with their tits. So did I. We talked about it beforehand and agreed, on mdma and at a party, that it was in good fun and fine. He's very confident in himself and these things don't bother him. I can see if I like, randomly went off and did it behind his back, or something? But he was literally sitting between me and the guy I kissed (who happened to be my roommate's boyfriend at the time - you know, the roommate who used to fuck notbf with me? She's also totally fine with all of this shit).

Idk man, just because I have a different open level of intimacy in my relationship doesn't make it bad. I've made it clear if he doesn't like these kind of things, they don't have to happen - I'm not twisting his arm. He doesn't give a fuck about them either, though. He's fucked way more girls than I have prior to us dating, too, so dude's not gonna double standard my past slooting around.

>>39696034
Why wouldn't I? I don't have such low self esteem to think I'm worthless, kek. There are pros/cons to every person and relationship and I still have plenty of pros.

In my honest opinion I'm an amazing girlfriend as long as the other person remains mutually beneficial. That's essentially the same with any relationship, they are give and take.

>>39696113
You look slav.
stop selling laptops,sell kalashnikovs instead.
embarace the slavness.

>>39696166
You seem loyal ESTP. Please don't tell me you whore yourself out and don't count that because it's 'work'.

>>39696166

>Why should I be stereotyped as a shitty gf just because some retards can't handle their shit?

Getting cuc.ked is an extremely shitty experience, 0/10, do not recommend

To the point where some guys that have it happen just shut down and say 'never long term, never again'

I didn't even get cuck'ed, i got e-cucked (sent fucking nudes to a guy she met playing fucking world of warcraft, on skype), I still had that reaction for a long time, and the damage is sort of permanent desu, I'm left compeltly unable to trust a partner at all, and so jealous and controlling that I need my partner to only wear clothes I OK, not have male friends at all, etc.

So yeah that experience is pretty fucking hard for the male physche to take, and does real fucking damage.

I'm exclusivley limited to daitng girls that will put up with my insanity, too, in terms of long term.

Anyways, my point: Once that happens to you, or even if it hasn't and you're just worried about it, you're going to fucking do everything you fucking can to minimize the odds of it happening again (up to never being in a fucking relationship again), because it's so fucking shitty.

That includes sterotyping people into 'groups' ie, 'this girl is safe' 'this girl will cheat' based on their behavior.

>>39696166

The posting at the time highly implied that you getting off on what a cuck he was, and the same fucking night, you posted saying ' I was so dissapointed when he told me it wasn't an open relationship, seems he has some backbone, I will fix that though'

My prediction is that you're going to get this guy to the fucking point where he is in the corner watching other guys fuck you because

>party high on MDMA

And that for some reason you actually want that to happen. I can't understand it.

I don't know, maybe I just want to think the worst about you because my getting fucking e-cucked by ESTP ex.

But I'm just fucking marking my predicition right now, and we'll see if it comes true.

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>>39696306

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Tfw Izzy's town is getting shit on with snow and you're not there to snuggle by the fire with her and feel her muscles.

>>39696137
Many bears to you

>>39696159
So...? Sociopaths aren't completely void of feelings. We just experience them differently. If I like what I'm doing and he's happy why isn't that a 'good' thing? Just because it's unconventional love?

If the end result is positive who gives a fuck about the deets?

>>39696292
I don't. I quit escorting. I only did it for money, and newbf wanted to do webcam work instead, which handles income fine

>>39696306
I've been cheated on countless times and I don't assume everyones going to do it again. Part of why it still hurts you so much is probably because you're refusing yourself any closure and continuing to apply it to your day to day life. I'm not saying that doesn't make it less shitty for you, but I've never seen the point in letting one bad experience fuck up all the rest. Why would you give her that kind of power still, so that you fugg up potentially great connections with new people? How does holding onto that hurt/paranoia really benefit you? This shits part of living m8, you're young af go live some more, stop caging yourself up being bitter over some ex

>party high on mdma
I don't really get what you're trying to say here. Newbf liked it too and we've done it again since. Hell, he just messaged me a pic of some chick who he asked to have a 3sum with us. Then he double checked I was OK with doing it because our relationship is more important to him than a 3sum. It's a healthy, mutually consensual agreement between us

>But I'm just fucking marking my predicition right now, and we'll see if it comes true.

Might have to wait a while, senpai. I was with notbf for 4-5 years, completely quit drugs, never cheated. I am really well behaved under the right circumstances

And newbf knows I get a little aggressive/impulsive from time to time. He just deals with it calmly and tells me to go renew my meds. I aint perfect but we're pretty compatible, I think

>>39696451
>webcam work instead, which handles income fine
So what website would I go to if I wanted to see you play with your axe wound and balloon knot?

>>39696322

Tbh at this point I am more mad at myself for not recognizing that it was happening sooner/ realize that 'that kind of girl' would do it to me.

>>39696451

sincerely hope things work out for you two

>>39696451
ESTP would you say you were an early bloomer? Like, aware of sexuality or lost virginity earlier than most?

Just curious. You sound too mature to be as old as I think you are (23-24?) so trying to figure out whether it's your low estrogen or something else. Or maybe all the 23-24 year olds I know are really immature.

>>39696562
Is /fit/ your home board? You sometimes sound like a /pol/ and /r9k/ hybrid user.

>>39696306
I totally feel you bro, i dont think imma be in a relationship in my life again

i learn to be happy fuckin different bitches every month, not because i wanted to, but its the only that i allow myself to

yo

doing 500mg test e a week until end of march and have a question.

i really need to cut asap after the cycle since i´m already a bit on the higher bf side. i dont want to do it during pct/shortly after pct however for obvious reasons but still be in shape for summer.


should i just reduce the dose to like 150mg test a week after my bulking cycle and then cut for 8-10 weeks with pct afterwards? that way i shouldnt lose too much during cutting and will be able to eat above maintenance like i should during pct.

please respond. i´m getting my test from a doc btw so its high quality stuff

>>39696683
she's literally a sociopath