/fit/ humor

>>39650380
is there new stuff of the gooseman?

>>39650397
let me guess, rugby faggots?

>>39650397
>tfw you will never be as happy as a bunch of gay guys in a shower

why was i born hetero, senpai? :(

>>39650397
Sauce?

>>39650384
last panel got me good

>>39650377
I can good morning few mini plates with my dick

Im the morning that is

>>39650404
Last year's /fit/ meet up.

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>>39650384

>>39650377
O-one rep taxes...

if i wanted humor.........

>>39650397
Wow thanks I just got promoted

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>>39650648
Why do fucks like you give a shit about nudity on a gay bodybuilding board?

>>39650737
>being baited by the latest "meme"

>>39650380
GOOSE IS LOOSE

>>39650746
>latest

It's at least 2 years old, m8.

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>>39650377

>>39650843

>falling for something even more obvious

>>39650868
alpha as fuck

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>>39650397
is the one guy on the let pissing on the others?

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>>39650868
blue shirt guy is my hero

>>39650868
What did he mean by this?

Saw a guy who looked exactly like Rich Piana, only a LOT smaller (like 170-180 lbs).
I said "Hey Rich Casio", but he didn't get the joke.

>>39650836
>GOOSE IS LOOSE
keked

>>39651075
this is one of the funniest greentexts on /fit/

>>39650978
Kek

>>39651090
I literally lol every time I read it.

>>39652648
>when ur muscles so confused they don't know if ur training for strength or hypertrophy

>>39650860
>are you the one they call stump grinder?

my sides

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this gets me every time

>>39650737

fuck this was really 6 years ago...

where did it all go wrong?

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>>39652778
have never seen this one before, thanks for the rare cap.

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>>39652751
post the webm nigger

>>39652751
>>30522404
gonna check the replies to this lol

>>39654857
wtf how do i see archive

anyone have that one webm of that asian woman cowering near the couch after a guy made fresh scrambled eggs

>>39654868
Google fit archive YOU FUCKING CHILD

>>39654989
can u help me find it idk how

>>39650377
>funnies
Leave.

>>39654896
That's a really funny image. I hope you don't mind if I save it?

>>39650737
haha fuck i remember all this. time flies bruhs.....

>>39655219
its all yours my friend

>>39652778
/fit/ + /his/ best combo

>>39654528
Heh, been replying to threads for 6 years before someone added me to a screencap.

Your one rep max.

>>39654528

I have no idea what order that's supposed to be in.

>>39655254
Thanks, Lori

>>39657415
>>39655254
>>39655219
>>39654896
Good job guys

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>>39652751
> .webm

>>39650865
>Falling for a double-incepted troll-meme
Wew lad

>>39651173
Literally so random heehee

>>39650860
Didn't realize the goose lived in Houston

>>>>39650404
>>39650403
>>39650401
WHAT WAS IT?!!

My dick is calling for it anon.

>>39650591
underrated

>>39652781
Don't remind me. I just want this worgless existensce to end. Pleasex,God,c help me. Why won't yoy help me?

>>39652778
Could be cut down to the good ones but pretty funny

>>39650641
...then I'd kill myself, therefore pranking myself out of existence.

>>39650380
LARRY "THE GOOSE IS LOOSE" GOOSEMAN

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Does anyone know if he made it?

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>>39652754
Fuck me, that's good

>>39658235
>falling for a standard triple-troll meme chain
Found the newfag

>>39650377
My dick would not fit in that.

>>39650632
hitchhikers guides, damn.

>>39652660
>do nothing
>“yep, thats exactly what master wants me to do."

>>39659622
that guy just has big hands

>>39650860
How can one be such a comedy genius, while still being dumb?

>>39650868
What the hell? This triggered by dropping weights?

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>>39652648

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>>39658501

>>39660174
If you watch the full video, he actually had done it like 4 times and the guy in the blue is an employee and d asked him to stop multiple times

>>39658501
Fuck, actually read that. The guy is such a wimp and is deluding himself, actively distorting the truth about his girlfriend. She fucked behind his back and I'm not surprised. He's a fucking crybaby and let some guy take his girl to a hotel room for a shower... lel kek. This is a true beta. I'm gonna bet she left him at some point later.

>>39658607
I wanna see his cholesterol results.

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>>39660459
sauce pls

>>39658501
Holy shit, whoever screencapped and saved this is insecure and autistic as duck.

>>39660524
t. OP from that thread

>>39660506
https://youtu.be/og0GtNCK1Hc

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>>39660564
kek, he deserved it

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>>39652781
>>39655232
>>39658549

>tfw was 16 when began browsing 4chan
>tfw 24 and nothing has gone right so far

Fucking end my life.

>>39657891
Not being funny or anything but im sure this worked out well enough for the guy.

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>>39652778

I don't know why, but the file extensions are the funniest part to me.

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Seasonally appropriate

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>>39660904
Oh shit, man. Like dropping a bomb.

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>>39658501
ayyy lmao

>>39661147
This video is heartbreaking

>>39650403
everyone is born hetero

>>39661147
>>39661286
Link?

>>39652778
thats pretty funny. both myself and gf loled.

>>39660503
>cholesterol
>egg whites

>>39660503
cholesterol is in the yolks

>>39650860
That wheelchair one had me howling. Good stuff

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>>39658250
No. Literally as in I actually laugh out loud as opposed to typing lol because I saw something amusing, you fucking cunt.

>>39660547
>you may have heard of me
Good lord...

>>39650377
Young girl plays with big white cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEv_9fQBWVY

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>>39660966
>please respond

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>>39654761
got you

>>39662537
I literally lol at this post.

>>39661147
BLEACHED

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Came accross this

>>39652754
>live turd
every goddamn time
also does anyone have that screencap about types of vagina or something and some anon asks does it come out as a sprinkle from one of the types? it used to be common in these threads

>>39660547
Dude this is literally a reference to a book. Not an autistic trynna get girls

>>39664073
I thought so, still, I found it funny to be posted in such a way.

>>39661408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJLGpOBV764

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>>39664073

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>>39650860
>old fashioned Hail Mary

>>39660547
Actually a fun book to read.

>>39664105
Holy shit man ;_;

>>39658607
It's called a Protein Sparing Modified Fast. Lyle McDonald wrote a guide about it. Doctors make obese people go on this diet if they need to lose fat as fast as possible for a surgery. /fit/ once again found out as complete hacks.

>>39664105
what is the chinese guy even looking at, omg

>>39664674
I don't expect you to believe me but I'm OP in that picture

>>39664621
manlets, when will they learn

>>39664840
Cool

>>39660547
>main character in the name of the wind
???

Stabil

>>39664840
anything happen with her brah?

>>39664352
Maybe if you're thirteen

>>39664105
This can't be real...

>>39655814
>let's make jokes
>the joke is YOU
>LMAOOOOOO

that's weak as fuck, sometimes I tend to believe that fit is retarded

>>39665027
autism
That's a perfectly valid reason to leave someone.

>>39661345
This, gay is based on nurture and choice there is no gay gene, raping a kid effects the % of him being gay or bi not being raped gene

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>>39664105
I've eaten at that Hard rock cafe, small world.

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'bootin

>>39665444
>rapes two burglars for five days straight
>whispers "no homo" every time

He made it.

>>39654896
Hahaha thats a funny one John! Hope you had a great holiday!

>>39664495
Too brutal

>>39666421
that looks fun but also kind of retarded

>>39666421
I do not understand at all. I feel like I am observing retard culture, I know what they are doing; but, I may never know why.

>>39664105
Shouldthe guy stop flirting with other guy's chick?
Should the chink fight both the chick and the guy?
should the chick be fucking killed for being such a cunt?

>>39652754
Classic

>>39664840
omg ur like a celebrity

>>39650921
Legit thoughy that was a chick in the right image. Fuck

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>>39666435

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>>39660547
>tfw the third book isnt out yet

I've been waiting for years now

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>>39667351
WELL AT LEAST YOU AREN'T WAITING FOR HALF-LIFE
FUCK YOU VALVE
FUCK YOU GABE YOU FAT FUCKING JEW
FUCK

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>>39667491

Stop waiting for Half-Life 3.

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>>39660650
get on my level, I started browsing /b/ in the o rly era, 2004

I'm 28 now

wait on second thought you don't want to be on my level

>>39667646
this

everyone knows its never coming

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>>39667666

>666

o shit

>>39667666
satan trips my man, you were even earlier than I was.. I first started on /b/ in 2005 but got bored of it quick cos I had better things to do (like play vidya) since then I have spent time in /o/, /pol/ and here on and off- usually get interested for a couple of weeks then tire of it again only to come back months later. /b/ is completely degenerate not though, full of liberal cucks that report consensual missionary porn.

>>39667709
/b/ was... okay... for a while in 04, 05 (just kidding, no it wasn't. but it was pretty much the only reasonably active board on 4chan ten years ago. /k/ et al would get a couple dozen posts a day, total)

I left for 7chan in 06 (remember /b/-day? no? nobody gives a shit about 2006-era /b/?) then came back to 4chan in like 2010. only started lifting in like 2014 lol

>>39664105
I fucking hate all those mating games. Why it can't be simple?

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>>39664495
ok you know what? Fuck you. Fuck you man!

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>>39667778
>>39667666

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>>39664105
White dude here, I wanna hit that smug shit desu senpai what a creep

>>39664105
HAAH

>>39654528
this screencap is so horribly ordered, someone redo pls

>>39665656
The thing is how consistently that comment is able to be first reply in joke threads

>>39660650
literally in the exact same boat

at least i'm in school now trying to do something with my life

>>39660524
Lol holy shit its the cuck

>muh stop projecting yer insecurities

>>39664621
fuck i laughed at that filename

>>39664105
Holy shit, I'm depressed now

>>39664105
what just happen

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Can someone post the screencap of the reddit thread where the girl suggested open relationship to his boyfriend and he broke up with her immediately and she perceived herself as the victim?

>>39666421
What the actual fuck? Is it some kind of late abortion?

>>39664105


damn he got fucked, bet he went to his house to watch ranma 1/2 while crying

>>39650548
Holy shit this got me really good

>>39650548
That's a good one

>>39652781
all the original posters made it and left

Anyone got the pic of the kid that overdosed on vitamins, which made his eyes turn yellow?

>>39665027
At least it didn't end because of the clap.

>>39664105
and bitches want to know why men don't trust them.

>>39651075
haha what the other guy was just doing squats lmao

>>39665656
Yep. Guaranteed to get upvotes on r/4chan though!

http://i.imgur.com/MHZmu5n.gifv

Crossfit

>>39666129
Is this is LKF? Looks familiar

>>39665958
Why the fuck did you screencap that I don't understand you redditors who come here and fucking screencap everything you see, there's nothing funny there you dumb fuck

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>>39668923

There you go senpai

>>39670228
Even when he posted it in the thread everyone told him to fuck off. He is going to try to force the shit out of it.

>>39664064
I remember that image. It wasnt pussy types, but one with hymen and one without.

>>39664105
Ugh god, why was the video so long?

To anyone else watching - The moment the white dude picks up the asian chick, just stop watching. They just walk around rambling about boring bullshit that has nothing to do with anything. Not witty banter at all.

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>>39664105
I don't know who I hate more, the white dude or the asian, just watching that makes me fucking REEEE

>>39660182
Fuck this is gold

>>39664105
>that try hard pua quoting stuff he read on the internet, just to get into that chinks pants
cringed. about the chinese guy, i don't even know what he was thinking doing literally nothing at all. he could have at least said something?

>>39670294
fuck me, perfection does exist

Activated almonds always kills me

>>39667049
it's fun?

just like lifting weights and putting them back down

>>39667666
o rly

>>39664495

what
I am 29, my life is going extremely well and I fuck girls in the age of 21-25.
They want a relationship, I don't. What.

>>39664840
hi

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>>39670294
It's perfect

>>39667678
let us hope

I lift for Freeman

>>39654989
Ok bye

>>39664105
jesus, Im screaming inside. Poor chink

>>39665444
>>39666467
What? Elaborate.

/fit/ i need the comic with buffed gym bro in a musem. he is staring in some greek god statue and the other people in museum are laughing at him.

>>39658361
>tfw you also live in houston
>tfw you might be able to visit the gooseman irl

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>>39664105
hahah omfg this chink is beyond beta

>>39666421
Is this Crossfit?

>>39651075
oh my god
I've browsed this shitty board for like 3 years
and JUST NOW I realized this. He indeed was squatting.

>>39655814
>HOLY FUCK
this is literally tumblr.

>>39667491
How brainwashed do you have to be to actually wait for HL3? What's good in those games? Movement+shooting gameplay is the ONLY redeeming quality. And there are a lot better fps games out there.

>>39671762
Where in the hell did that come from?

>>39664477

You are aware 'fast' means 'not food'? Hard boiled egg whites are not a PSMF

Can someone post the Kingdom Heartlet

>>39654896
I really, really, really like this image

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>>39671285

>>39667771
But it is simple. The alpha nordic guy showed his manliness and so he won over the chinese wimp.

>>39670978
Because they are reaching the end of prime and wanna find a meal ticket before it's too late

>>39650868
This is a joke. They've done multiple videos in the same gym.
There's one where a guy gets a friend to spot him and when he fails his friend can't get it off. A bystander helps get the weight off and then he chases down his friend off the camera

>>39658645
>falling for the triple whammy meme
k bro

>>39660503
>>39661553
>>39661564
>dietary cholesterol affects serum cholesterol

STOP

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>>39664621

That file name

>>39665031
rich evans looked so innocent as a child

>>39671954
The amazing atheist you newfag

>>39660978
>the top on the witch

>>39650377
IF I WANTED HUMOR, I WOULD ASK FOR YOU'RE WEIGHTS THAT YOU LIFT IN GYM

>>39650388
Reviving this question because I don't have an FB account

>>39650380
Wth is a PF black card?

>>39670294
thank you.

Anyone got any screencaps of those thread from a month ago where people would write 3 lines in greentext in a really weird way?

>Go to gym
>Girl says 'big'
>Euphoria

Kinda like that.

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>>39673528
bruh

>>39673580
Thanks man. Did you find the original thread also?

>>39671762
To be fair, it's not like fetishes have anything to do with political opinions. The only stormfags I know irl are heavily into fem-dom.

>>39673596
found it on reddit best greentexts,so nope

>>39673644
Ah no worries. Nice dubs.

>>39669499
ayyy

>>39660547
This was the worst attempt at a novel I've ever read.

>>39664105
physically fucking painful

>>39664840
that's impossible when i'm op in that picture

>visit /fit/ again after 1,5 years.
>the same old shit gets posted

good job lads

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>>39665656
>sometimes I tend to believe that fit is retarded
huhuhu, this has already been confirmed anon

>>39674460
why would someone photoshop the sips out of this image?

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>>39670294
>Make plans to be a whore on a trip.
>Tell your bf "you can do it too" assuming he won't.
>Have it all explode in your face like a bitch.

That is fucking karma.

>>39650548
I don't get it

>>39654896
>>>/b/

>>39673627
every entertainment faucet stems from a set of ideological world views

>>39660174
>be me in gym
>suddenly hear a bang
>memories of vietnam come flooding back
>see the cong bastard
>tackle him as hard as i can
>fucking commies

>>39670194
I don't really know the areas in hong kong but I know it's on central.

>>39664621
>crash bandicoon

>>39664105
y though?

>>39665027
>americlaps

>>39652778
Sweet, my post from that thread is in there

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>>39672177

That's sad, not funny.

>>39664495
im 26 and this really fucked me up desu senpai

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>>39675649
it's funny because It's a parody of this.

>>39673627
>it's not like fetishes have anything to do with political opinions
You must not have been around when left-leaning "news" sites, blogs, and everything else were trying to push open relationships and cuckoldry as the "thinking man's fetish" before it got turned into the mockery it is today

>>39675746
She has to stop looking at that painting eventually, and go back to her life of exhaustion and early death.

You can only dream for so long.

>>39675545
Poor misguided fella. Hope he finds his way

>>39675891
Life sucks for a beta. Hopefully, his personality develops too... ignored or not, there's no excuse to lash out at someone like that.

>>39675795
I was around. I held my framed picture of Tito and wept, for the Left died to me that day.

Anyone have the one of the guy that fights the ghosts in his house until they stop haunting him?

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>>39676152

this the one?

>>39676192
Yes thank you anon.

I aspire to be as alpha as this guy

>>39664105
I hope it'll make everyone feel better to know that the chink girl is a prostitute. She's just following the money.

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>>39664105
jesus man...

>>39660966
But the milk would go sour in a week. And why "tops" that's girl speak for shirts and tanktops and shit.

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>>39670294
its... its beautiful....

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>>39664495
>not taking the 4th route

>>39673652
Why don't you too just fucking kiss each other already you gays

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>>39670294
I think he was actually looking for this one.

>>39676752
Totally the right decision

I've yet to hear a about an open relationship that doesn't fail, and if your GF/Wife brings up the topic of an open relationship is brought up you can be sure she will cheat on you in the future. She just wants not to feel guilty about it.

>>39676752
It's crazy how she still acts like shes done nothing wrong even when everyone around her points it out.

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>>39664105
>after surviving the explosion a man steals my girlfriend

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>>39676752
How dumb are people nowadays? I mean, yeah there are some "traditionalist" stuff that is retarded bullshit but having the decency of not boning someone else while on a relationship is common sense and some respect. Wanna pork another person? Fine, break up and do the nasty with whoever you want AFTER your relationship ends.

As for the guy, props to the dude. Whenever a bitch (male or female) suggests an open relationship, it's because they already found someone to hide the sausage with, so yeah, cut your losses and walk away.

>>39676752

why is it always chicks who bring up the suggestion of an open relationship?

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not fit but funny as hell

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>>39664621

>>39668923
Is that charls?

>>39665031
and that day was the day rich just gave up on life

>>39660771
>not naming it Lift yourself

>>39659706
u got it, noice

>>39672038
look at the word modified. also you are right that if he was trying to do PSMF he is not doing it right but it's for a different reason. ive read the book and did it myself when i was about 16% bf and wanted a quick cut

>>39664495
>ugly girls
Ugh, you are pretty.much chad now. Go find a 21 year old that's not wrecked. You are amazing. You a house, a car, a stereo, a TV...

>>39655814
If I wanted to laugh I'd ask you for a critique of 4chan with some thought behind it.

>>39659301
is this one of those gym gays I hear so much about?

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>>39659301
Gross

>>39661147
who's being cucked here

>>39664495
Turned 26 this weekend.

O...one more years guys.

>>39678216
See >>39664105

>>39667666
2006 here, geeez man, I thought no one was left from back then. 23 now

(that's right, started /b/rowsin in 6th grade)

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>>39666435

>>39671834
oh my God..

>>39673397
They have tanning beds and massage chairs/hydromassages for black card members that pay $20 a month instead of $10

>>39676752
To be honest, I feel like the guy overreacted on this. I'm fine with him leaving her and everything, but he could at least tell her in person how he felt instead of sending a friend. I know he might be hurt, but after sharing your life with someone for so much time, they deserve explanations.

>>39678601
Cuck

>>39675795
I'm gonna need sources

>>39678817

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=cuckolding+thinking+mans+fetish&oq=cu&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j35i39j69i59j5j69i61l2.3662j0j4&client=ms-android-optus-au&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8

I guessed your Google was broken.

>>39676192
>>39676234
many of the pictures you see of people in primitive cultures wearing bones have to do with scaring away spirits
sometimes I wonder if there's something to it

>>39678846
>from darkest Australia, land of shitposting
I'm good, thanks

>>39658501
Seriously nothing probably happened. You guys are actually faggots.

>>39660978
>textbook beefcakes
My sides

>>39677118
Keep /pol/ in /pol/
This is not a retarded YLYL thread that 14 year olds live so much

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>>39661527
delete this

>>39677118
you don't belong here you fucking skelly

>>39676254
yea, apparently the two white guys are (((sexpats))) who ordered two asian sloots. Azn guy didn't get the memo and showed up later

where is the fatty who stomps his shit down the shower drain and uses draino and did it in his brothers bathroom too

>>39678601
Fuck her, she doesn't deserve shit

>>39664621
>YO, ELLIOTT!

>>39678601
hmm different strokes for different folks
i can understand the guy in this
i mean after your girl comes with you soem shit like that why would you want to share anything with them
besides both sides walked away from this with a 75% plus
>she can bang other people
>he found out shes not what he wants