Pick one /fit/

>>39648984
BBC, could get fit as fuark and get into sports to get lots of cash desu

>>>/r9k/

>>39648984
pretty boy twink for me. that's all women in that age care about. looks and height. most Bieber fans are qt (above age) and sometimes crazy/insane tumblr type white or asian girls which makes my peepee go even more up. it's best choice

what if I'm a homo

>>39648984
>Pick one /fit/
I tell the genie to fuck off, wishes are for chumps, they're always twisted around to screw you over.

I take the lamp the genie lives in and drop it in the deepest part of the ocean.

>>39648984
trust fund fratboy duh

anybody who picks different is an idiot

>>39649061
pick twink

>>39648984
>Trust fund baby
I don't live for the puuusaaaay. Good job, good money, free time to get thicc and juoicy. That's living the dream.

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Make me trust fund fratboy NOW

>>39648984
probably chad thunderfuck and kill myself after

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As long as I can forget the memories.

>>39648984

I'm already emofag. p content with it desu. 26 and sleeping with a 19 year old who is a freshman in college.

when will this pussy train ever end???

>>39649431
Is he sad in that picture because he lost a foot?

>>39649486
No, he lost his whey.

Chad doesn't hit a wall. He becomes a dickhead boss

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>>39648984
>tfw look like an emofag (really youthful face, often get mistaken for being 14, will age gracefully)
>but just want to be a Chad deep down
>putting on 25 pounds from lifting and bulking has only made me go from skelly to ottermode

I will never be Chad

>>39648984
where's the low income no job no physique no friends option?

that's me

>>39648984
I can be in emofag category.
but change guitar for violoncello.

I hope not be arrested...

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>>39648984
These are all terrible options.

>>39649627
Life give you terrible options all the time.

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Look I just want to be a qt fat bottomed cat femboy, do you have any images that have that as a choice?

>>39649590
You're close, ottermode is fine
>>39649636
Wise
>>39649662
Furfag pls

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These are horrible.
Ill stick with what a got.
5'11" turbo manlet
Native American w/ a beautiful face.

>>39649905
>Native American
I am so sorry anon

>>39648984
Trust fund frat boy

Oh hey look I'm already there

>>39649905
>casino Americans
>beautiful

Damn tree niggers, when will they learn

>>39649004
Your low IQ won't be able to think of that. Try again.

>>39648984
this is fucking cancer
fuck off from /fit/ with your non fit related crap

>>39648984
why does the twink get the height bonus and not chad?

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>>39650735
/r9k/ has a warped perception on CHAD
they think he's a roided tatted and tanned "douchebag" when in reality he's a genetically perfect specimen with a godlike hormonal profile

>>39650879
what the fuck are those jawlines

>>39649088
this

>>39648984
emofag or twink depending on how good those guitar skills are

>>39650892
Strange north-american genetics.
But also implants.

>>39649492
DON'T LOSE YOUR WHEYYYYYYYYY

>>39648984
pick BBC
>get fit af
>get into porn
>fuck big assed thiccs everyday
>stay out of prison
>?????
>profit

>>39649102
this, and ou can always go younger because money

trust fund baby

high income -> earlier retirement and fucking freedom

the pussy is just a bonus

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>>39648984
Twink

I choose twink except I want to be a short twink with a mature Amazonian gf.