what is /fit/ asking santa for this year?

>>39581683
for my jaundice, liver damage and pancreatitis to go away

for him to leave me a qt short stack elf waifu

>>39581683
lifting shoes, lgd-4033.

that's legitimately the only things I've told people to get me so far. can't think of anything else material I want, but don't have.

>>39581683
to do a snowboard grab backflip out of the frat house off the ramp and onto my bfs dick

>>39581683
a gf

>>39581683
santa can't afford to bring me gifts

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>>39582793

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>>39581683
Pre-kaged and Re-Kaged supplements. Literally all I want in the world. I'm too poor to buy it for myself and have to survive on C4 and Six Star... feels so bad man.

>>39582825
Also, another year on my parents health insurance and some whey.

>>39581683
a qt gf :(

>dip belt
>teeth whitening strips
>frames for my degrees

>>39581683
Take away my social anxiety and give me some confidence and conversation skills.

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>on the first day of Liftmas my gymbro gave to me

A gallon of ON proteeein

if Santa was real i would ask to die in my sleep.

>>39584626
On the second day of Liftmas my gymbro gave to me

2 shiny dumbells
and a gallon of ON proteeein

>>39584686
>On the third day of Liftmas my gymbro gave to me

>3 barbells
>2 shiny dumbells
>and a gallon of ON proteeein

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>>39581683
a day where i feel normal

>>39584737
>>On the fourth day of Liftmas my gymbro gave to me

>>4 lifting belts
>>3 barbells
>>2 shiny dumbells
>>and a gallon of ON proteeein

>>39584756
>On the fifth day of Liftmas my gymbro gave to me

>5 golden scoooops
>4 lifting belts
>3 barbells
>2 shiny dumbells
>and a gallon of ON proteeein

>>39581683

Griptillian 3.5"
GoPro Hero 4 Silver
Patagonia Blackhole backpack
J Crew 770 flannel lined chinos
Uber, Volumes 1-5
Money to ground some electrical outlets in my house
A new bed for my dog
Anal sex (gonna get it from my wife either Christmas or New Years, depending on where we stay on Christmas Eve).

>>39581683
POWERBLOCK ADJUSTABLE DUMBBELLS
CUM GOOD ON ME SANTA, CUM GOOD ALL OVER MY BODY

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Compression pants
New headphones
Hoodie
Dip belt
I'm gonna buy them, wrap them and pretend Santa gave it to me

>>39584761
>>on the 6th day of liftmas my gymbro gave to me

>>6 new scooby videos
>>5 golden scoop
>>4 lifting belts
>>3 barbbells
>>2 shiny dumbbells
>>and a gallon of ON protein

Beautiful

>>39581683
Just a little bit of happiness. Been a rough year

>>39584858
it doesn't work if you don't give 5 golden scoops your heart and soul

/fit/ for 2017!

SBD knee sleeves

I'll probably just buy myself some cheap bluetooth earbuds. I like to film some squat maxes to check depth and doing them without music sucks.

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>>39581683
I can't ask mom for Savickas' shoulders so I have asked her to get me a cute russian girlfriend instead so I can have someone to go to the cottage in the middle of the winter for three months and have drunk sex with

pic related

>>39581683
Im asking my parents for another rescue golden retreiver/any retreiver. 1st is i love doggoes, 2st every chick in a 2 mile radius flocks to my sweet bod, new jeep wrangler and 2 retreivers named kirk and ripley. 3st is dogs are cool bros

>>39584858
>>39584761 #
>on the 7th day of liftmas my gymbro gave to me

> 7 squat plugs
> 6 new scooby videos
> 5 golden scoop
> 4 lifting belts
> 3 barbbells
> 2 shiny dumbbells
> and a gallon of ON protein

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seems like the manliest form of cardio
and i'm tired of shadow boxing

>>39586799
Thinken about getting another rescue dog also. Preferably a German shepherd or another alpha. Probably a couple years old too because I don have time to potty train a young dog anymore

>>39586879
Poverty bags

>>39586873
>on the 8th day of liftmas my gymbro gave to me

> 8 high test sloots
> 7 squat plugs
> 6 new scooby videos
> 5 golden scoop
> 4 lifting belts
> 3 barbbells
> 2 shiny dumbbells
> and a gallon of ON protein

>>39581683
running shorts

>>39586927
>>39586873
>on the 9th day of liftmas my gymbro gave to me

> 9 grams of TEST-E
> 8 high test sloots
> 7 squat plugs
> 6 new scooby videos
> 5 golden scoop
> 4 lifting belts
> 3 barbbells
> 2 shiny dumbbells
> and a gallon of ON protein

On the 10th day of Xmas my Gym bro game to me

10 milk gallons

>> 9 grams of TEST-E
>> 8 high test sloots
>> 7 squat plugs
>> 6 new scooby videos
>> 5 golden scoop
>> 4 lifting belts
>> 3 barbbells
>> 2 shiny dumbbells
>> and a gallon of ON protein

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How to be happy.

>>39581683
Gains and gf

>>39581746
>All those problems

What did you do?

>>39587969
take heroin. youll be happier than you could ever imagine.

but happiness is overrated. because hedonic treadmill !eans youll just adapt to your new situation.

better not to care about happiness, but rather live an interesting/exciting (to you) life

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That the 8+/10 grills I basically had in the palm of my hand, which are about 4 qts (and lost due to my pasguettis and autismos, so im still a 20 y/o kv) notice me when I get /fit/ and regret losing interest in me back then meanwhile im getting better grills

I know I sound like a teenager but that shit will give me a confidence and ego boost like you have no idea

I will make it /fit/

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>>39588057
I don't care about excitement or interest. I just want a simple life, alone or with other people, where I can be content, but I just have no idea where to go about building that for myself.

A quiet life until I'm called back to void.

>>39587761
>On the 11h day of Liftmas my Gymbro gave to me

11 cardio bunnies Mirin


>10 milk gallons
> 9 grams of TEST-E
>8 high test sloots
> 7 squat plugs
>6 new scooby videos
> 5 golden scoop
>4 lifting belts
> 3 barbbells
>2 shiny dumbbells
> and a gallon of ON protein

>>39588000
Steroids

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>>39584626
>>39584686
>>39584737
>>39584756
>>39584761
>>39584858
>>39586873
>>39586927
>>39587248
>>39587761
>>39589056

>>39581683
to stop getting sick so i can continue lifting

>>39589068
>stop having fun!!!!

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>>39581683
I just want to be content. It doesn't even have to be happiness, just not this constant state of exhaustion and hopelessness. I'll take it over a gf, gains, anything.

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>>39589080

>>39581683
GAINZ

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>>39589084
I'm >>39589038

Our feels are one.

No homo.

>>39589094
>>>/b/

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>>39581683
a friend! :D

>>39589056
>On the 11h day of Liftmas my Gymbro gave to me

12 squatters squatting

>11 cardio bunnies Mirin
>10 milk gallons
> 9 grams of TEST-E
>8 high test sloots
> 7 squat plugs
>6 new scooby videos
> 5 golden scoop
>4 lifting belts
> 3 barbbells
>2 shiny dumbbells
AND A GAAAALON OF ON PROOOTEEEEIIIN

>>39589364
*12th
I fucked up the last verse, sorry about that.

>>39581683
go away kappa sig, stop trying to steal our wimmin

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>>39581683
To end my misery.

>>39581683
help me lose 15lbs of fat

>>39589377
Goddammit Gary

>>39589377
That's ok, it was the only funny thing about that shameless flurry of samefagging.

Were not really supposed to celebrate because we lost a family member not even a year ago. I bought everyone gift cards and small gifts though. I might be getting a car from my folks though so that's all I really could ever ask for right now. Santa I give my gift pick to someone who needs it more than me.