Hello fellow gym enthusiasts

...I have a feeling you are trying to infiltrate /fit/.

If you're looking for the secret to obtaining heterosexual sex, good advice regarding fitness, or diet planning guidance, you won't find it here.

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>>39470429
No friend, I only wish to discuss exercising with fellow exercisers

>patient was observed putting discs on a steel bar and touching his chest 5 times with it, while laying on a bench.
>after this, he keeps adding more discs and repeats the procedure.
>he then tries to sit on an imaginary chair, with the bar resting on his shoulders.
>again, adding more discs and repeating exactly 5 times.
>finally he performed, what he calls the "death", where he lifts the bar off the floor and shouts "light weight baby" even though he has close to two hundred pounds on it.
>after the session, he had forgotten something from his bag and kept nerveously repeating "four scoops c'mon" while asking the staff for milk.
>in the interview, he lists the above described activity as a hobby, and refers to it as making "it".
>other intrests are "asian basket weaving forums" and counting calories.
>fixation with numbers and abbreviations continue with "natty 165 12% tfw 5'10 7/10" written in the describe yourself- section and "405dl and THICC qt 3,14 gf" as life goals.
>in the rorschach test, "Scooby", "Rippletits", and "Manlet" appears frequently.
>often mentiones leaving humanity behind, but offers no explanation other than telling he wants to be rich and play the piano.
>seems attracted to the male body, but when confronted, he stutters and denies homosexuality.
>instead, states not having masturbated in four weeks to increase, presumably, some test scores.
>my diagnosis is severe autism and paranoia.

Name three (3) exercises OP

>>39470438
What's your favorite exercise?
Mine is elliptical and jumping jacks.

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>>39470456
Oh, you know.....

Picking up heavy things

Putting them back down.....

Things like that

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back to >>>/mu/ with you!

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>>39470518
Hah, not so fast

Forgive me master

It is time for me to go all out

*steps into your path

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>>39470530
>instant transmissions behind you
>unsheathes katana

you're fucked.

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>>39470449

>>39470417
>>39470438
>>39470449
>>39470465
I have no idea what this thread is about but I find it enjoyable

>>39470449
>doing bench before squat
wtf no wonder they said he was crazy

Is this thread an Autism? : ^ )}]))