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>>39440226
waitin for bimbo to jump in

why is hitting ur kids when they are too braindead to obey on their own considered illegal abuse, when it's just gonna discipline their retard asses, and not actually cause lasting physical harm.

but making them obese and shortening/ruining their life not illegal

2 vialis of tren e got Crystals in them what to do?

>>39440215
>the guy who doesn't know what frontloading is is talking shit
what's wrong with frontloading dnp you mongoloid? please explain

>>39440298
Put water in a pan, heat it up, put the vials in the water until they dissolve, maybe stir it a little. Fucks sake anon I don't even roid and I know how to fix crashed vials...

>>39440299
Has you ever frontloaded a Gram of dnp? Its fucking Psycho. Build slowly Up and dont overdo ist

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>>39440033
That does make sense, thank you.

>>39440097
Did you ever talk to that teenage jewess you fucked while on tren after you injected HCG and then you were scared you got her preggo? Or was that another namefag?

>>39440318
now you do

reminder that you shamed yourself into leaving /fraud/ for like 2 days after embarrassing yourself and calling someone a troll regarding crashed vials

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>>39439426
Hey bimbs have you ran p5p for tren prolactin before if so what dose? I'm doing 100mg Ed and I'll probably bump it up and get some caber ordered.

>>39440298
Heat up some water and set them in there for a while. Take them out and shake them every couple minutes. Or send them to me.

>>39440318
Thats was my next Stepp but some anon spoke about "baking a vial"

>>39440297
Idk dood, we need Japanese metabo law in the US. Tax businesses for hiring fatties, encourage everyone to get /fit/ by charging them money. The dream.

>>39440319
there is quite literally nothing wrong with that as long as you have previous experience

>>39440319
i have frontloaded 1.25 grams

come at me

>>39440328
Tfw he called me a troll for that question. It wasn't that they were crashed but rather I'm pretty sure whatever is in them isn't test cyp or its degraded to hell because it gives me pretty good swelling even when diluted with 2+ml of other oil.

What's a strongman steroid stack? Like what do Eddie Hall and Hafthor take? Also, what was Eddie Hall on at the start of his career?

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>>39440299
wtf? do you even know what half lifes are?
>>39440298
not experince with them, but try run under warn water and shake em

pics?

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>>39440328
? I remember that, the way he said it in the first place made me think he was injecting crashed test and bitching about the pip afterwards. What does that even have to do with this situation?

Go back through the archives anon, I don't even think I left after that, and if I did it had nothing to do with it.

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>>39440226
Excuse double post lads. What is this lmao

>>39440341
Frontloaded "1g" of first batch dhack.
Not again, fucked me Up for 3 months

>>39440353
>wtf? do you even know what half lifes are?
I do and for the second time that has NOTHING TO DO WITH FRONTLOADING

explain why frontloading is bad without deflecting with a nonsensical question. I'll wait.

literal fucking mongoloid

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Started Anadrol today. What are your guy's personal experiences with it?

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>>39440333
Just heat it up in water. I've heard it works better and is easier, plus you can stir it around easier which you can't do in the oven as easily. Just gotta heat her up one way or another dood.

>>39440347
I APOLOGIZED AFTERWARDS q.q see >>39440356

how does it feel to know you'll never be a real man due to you having to supplement test and whatever else?

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>>39440364
I never said frontloading is bad idea, wtf? I laughed ur opinion about frontloading DNP is good idea

>>39440390
Hah, jokes on you I just come for the blogging, drama, and autists.

>>39440393
so why did you mention half lives regarding this matter then?

why are you still deflecting?

explain.

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>>39440404
wait, you know DNP has half life right?

u cant make this shit up anymore

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>>39440376
>I APOLOGIZED AFTERWARDS
Lol it doesn't bother me.

>>39440360
Google each of the ingredients between the commas. I'm in mobile so I can't.

>>39440390
Tfw when you'll neber be a real man with test levels 4x natty and an 8.25 inch cock.

Oh well, I think I'll survive.

>>39440360
probably placebo shit or a sarm that you shouldn't bother with

pin to win

>>39440419
still deflecting

explain what dnp's half life has to do with frontloading and why it makes frontloading it bad

your next post should be an explanation and not more deflecting showing how much of an awful poster you are.

go.

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Been feeling low energy for a while, wonder if I wouldn't feel better on a 250mg cruise. Joints have been bothering me a lot too, that var is calling me. I'm split, little reason to do it in my current situation, little reason not to, my bloodwork and ECG's apparently fine so...

>>39440329
I have. Didn't need it but try 100-250mg p5p. Avoid b6.

>>39440360
SARMS, but since real SARMS aren't legal to sell over the counter like that, it's a mystery mixture of who-knows-what.

>>39440360
it's DHEA

google it

>>39440437
Didnt you stop cause of heart issues?

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>>39440437
Dooo eet. If you have any test u left I'd probably do that instead.

>>39440437
no don't

we care about you fl, take care of your health

>>39440466
Yeah, that's still kind of a thing, but I'm more convinced now that it's referred pain from something in my left shoulder that seems to have been out of place since a car accident last fall.

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>>39440432
with such a short life time where is no reason to frontload it, you do realize it's literally poison?
if you can't wait three days for full blood concentration you shouldnt be playing with it

Have you ever even taken dnp? wtf are these questions

>>39440494
>only argument is "dude it's poison"

>>39439718

If it makes you feel better NatT I was just funposting I've been bored tonight and a little shitposting never fails to brighten my mood.

So no, don't worry about

>. It's hurts my head more imagining there's actual people like that out there.

>>39439459

>10/10 if you're a troll, you've done it, I'm mad at the internet

:)

>>39440480
I am assuming you already went to a doctor about it?
I would probably just roll with a low dose test cruise then.
Just be safe fats

>>39440494
bzzt, wrong answer. half life and activation time are two completely different things.

you know test e has a half life of 3.5 days? is frontloading test e useless because "it's only 3 days bro lol come on"?

fucking retard, enough posting from you forever

>>39440480
shoulder can be referred pain from the diaphragm

thank you first year of med school.

med school also told us that gains don't count and aren't impressive if you used roids.

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>>39440510

whoops

>>39440514
>activation time
I should rephrase that to be clearer, more like time for it to reach peak blood serum

anyway you're a retard

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>>39440503
U had no prior experince with dnp when you frontloaded it?

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>>39440510
>>39440519

Thank fucking god.

ESTP we need to have a talk, bby, if you think THAT is normal and okay.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>39440510
well played

you got me angry

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>>39440319

yep

>>39440366
>Started Anadrol today. What are your guy's personal experiences with it?

>>39440468
>If you have any test u left I'd probably do that instead.

kek

>>39440480
>>39440515

he's talking about referred pain mimicking angina, not the other way around

but apparently anxiety or referred pain from the clavicular trigger point in the pec can mimic angina, so that's neat

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>>39440541
That's a good face

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>>39440514
did you just compare dnp on test e with frontloading

>>39440556

thanks anon

I've been baiting on this site since I was 11 years old I've become... proficient.

If only I had some actual talents or had spent my childhood doing normal stuff.

>>39440597
>more deflecting
explain the difference

>>39440226
Are the side effects of roids overblown? With short term use will it be detrimental to my health or no. Sorry am new fag

>>39440577

Yeah it is.

When did you become the dom of this relationship and when did the girlie become the whiney one? Was my vacation too long?

>>39440613
When I decided her bullshit is tired. Who the fuck doesn't realize "work on us" is a reference to romantic entanglement?

>>39440522
who ever said that

>>39440624
i used it when i was natty low test, because i was sick of cutting after so many failed bulks (impossible to put on mass without retarded amounts of fat as low test, + you lose it all when cutting)

>>39440611
no, everything the media told you is correct. Once you've pinned you'll forever be shut down and never have babies again. You'll be an aggressive asshole that has an enlarged heart and die at 40 because of fuck knows what.

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>>39440622
Well jerry didn't say BAKA or SMDH today so you're definitely doing something right. Good for you dood, I hope things are going better for you or will soon.

So is the milf and other girlies still on the table then?

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>>39440494
Hello, independent Anon here to explain why what you said is completely fucking stupid instead of just calling you a retard (you are, though, especially for being smug about it even though you're wrong).

Did you know: steroidcalc has an option to plot DNP cycles?

>>39440624
>>39440630
Was pretty easy yes or no awnser. Because if you had prior experince you would knew better how well you would tolerate it.

If somebody asks here if he should frontload dnp and if it would be good idea, would you honestly say yes?

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>can only get off to trannies or lolis
>decide not to jerk it to lolis since I was getting inappropriate wood
>more and more into petite trannies

Im basically gay now

Do I go back to lolis though?

I wish jm was here, he'd know

>>39440577
+1

>>39440686
Smdh

>>39440725
>>If somebody asks here if he should frontload dnp and if it would be good idea, would you honestly say yes?
yes

>>39440731
>>>decide not to jerk it to lolis since I was getting inappropriate wood
top kek

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>>39440717
tho this changed my perspective about the thing. I wouldnt still suggest to frontload it, esp. if he isnt familiar with dnp sides.

I still appreciate that you came still here with some actual information

>>39440761
so many retards thinking they know what they are right, when they themselves cannot even explain why. "dude its poison"

>>39440717
Oh fuck, btfo!

Ily anon

>>39440731
Are you taking a dopamine agonist?

>>39440789
wtf does a dopamine agonist have to do with being a pedophile lmao

>>39440797
Dopamine can do really strange things. Including fuck with your sexuality pretty strongly

t. Former speedhead

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>>39440789
Does alcohol count?
Thats just in the pathway or something?

But no why

Although on tren I hated trannies
Ass backwatds brain

Maybe thats my secret, my normal brain is tren brain

>>39440797
Shut up mutant, the humans are talking

>>39440226

Any idea why I'm like this (am natty)? Is there any drug that can help me that you guys take to manage sides that will fix some of these symptoms?

>body hair every square inch of my body thick
>problems shitting because of this hair, grows back too fucking fast
>huge acne problems, shoulders, back
>testicles are small
>paranoia
>feelings of rage/anger common and over small stuff
>feel like everyone is out to get me
>inability to trust people

That's all common sides of gear right? My question is if any of the side managing drugs you guys take would be of use for me?

Is it possible my testicles will get larger and my mood can be altered?

I'm very, very happy 99% of the time, have this warm fuzzy feeling, and 1% of the time I just want to rip somebodies head off.

It's not healthy to mood swing like that. And I don't know why my balls are so small or any of the other sides as a natty.

Are my estrogen levels too low? Too high? Hormonal problems?

I'm 21

>>39440846
yeah as u fap to fucking lolis

>>39440846
Nah alcohol doesn't count but you should quit drinking anyway youre degenerate enough. Azusa is getting worried.

But yeah dopamine stuff in general tends to bring out weird sexual shit. And a really clean room.

>>39440865
get some bloodwork done and ask your doctor. just because we fuck with our hormones do we understand what happens when our body fucks it up for us.

>>39440865
Get a hormone panel done before attempting to fuck with shit you don't know about

>>39440771
ye its poison. I found it hard to justify from taking it to frontload it

But hey, it took 3rd person to come in with some information which I couldn't get from guy who have done it either from the dude who has been going with "dnp is ok to frontload" for multiple days lol

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>>39440908
Water is a poison you fucking retarded semantic nitpicking shithead.

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>>39440868
No I choose not to
But I should

>>39440873
Well my room is a mess, guess Im ok lol

I think my sexual preferences are all about power

>>39440940
That's all sex

>>39440908
I was trying to get you to explain why you think it's a bad idea or what half lives have to do with it

you couldn't

you kept acting condescending like you were right even though you were completely fucking wrong

there was nothing to counter because you weren't saying anything. you were literally just spamming nonsense and deflecting.

so I'm gonna go ahead and tell you to, again, stop posting forever and that you don't know anything about anything

>>39440940
>All about power
>Tranny fetish
What?

>>39440945
Yeah sure
But I dont see you checking out little girl panty lines and paying money to fuck trannies

>>39440952
The woman cant hold any power if the womans a man

Which sterons and steron accessories have best effect on a person dealing with low energy, low self esteem ,depression, anxiety.

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>>39440974

>>39440974
>The woman cant hold any power if the womans a man
...

What

>>39440980
Get a blood test to check your test levels

>>39440984
Dont you EVER eva post at me

>>39440995
Its like if you wanted a dog but youre allergic so you buy a cat and play fetch with it

>>39441019
never change jerry babe

>>39441019
>Its like if you wanted a dog but youre allergic so you buy a cat and play fetch with it
Jerry take mdma and fuck a tinderella. You have like girl ptsd

>>39440573
It's with Test 250(e3.5d)

>>39441045
Surely we can all change for the better

>>39441049
I dont want to fuck an overlyoverly opinionated fat feminist

>>39441102
You'd enjoy something like my ex

>>39441102
Tinderella!= Tumblrella

One is slutty and somewhat attractive. The other is just annoying.

Not kidding though get some mdma and interact with an attractive girl it'll actually help.

>>39441113
Bimbo I'm pretty sure you're literally the only person in the world who could enjoy something like your ex

Fuck, your ex doesn't even enjoy your ex

>>39441155
Mirin jerrbears

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>>39441155
Youre telling me you wouldn't want to wake up to this face every day for the rest of your life?

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>>39441155
>Fuck, your ex doesn't even enjoy your ex

>>39441161
>not 33441155

It's like it doesn't even matter

>>39441173
ahem

two magic words, sst and redditarooo.

>>39441119
I keep deleting tinder baka

And I dont need more drugs

>>39441155
Roasted

>>39441113
W2c

>>39441199
OT plz

>>39441199
that was fast

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>>39441212
sorry dad

>>39441212
Mdma has therapeutic benefits, especially in relation to anxiety and empathy.

Tinder is just full of grills waiting to put out. You can try other online dating, it's really low effort.

>>39441173
CAN U STOP SHILLING THIS FUCKING SHIT. EVERYONE KNOWS ITS FUCKING YOU. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

CAN THE FUCKING MODS BAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT EVERY TIME HE POSTS.

MODS PLZ FILTER MK677 AND ALL VARIATIONS OF ITS NAME

FUCK

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>>39441247

>>39441239
I think my self esteem is too low
I cant imagine they matched because they want to bone

They just want to laugh at my tiny penis

>>39441173
why dont you autists just buy from china, i can guarantee youre getting JEWd hard from soucres

10g mk 677 175usd

>>39441278
i am pretty sure this retard sells it at like 100x that price literally

>>39441297
whats the going rate a bottle? i have no clue what this shit goes for

>not homebrewing
>not helping your buds make it at a discounted rate

>>39441277
>Self esteem
Mdma will either fix that or allow you to work around it. Seriously, it's magic for social interaction.

Set up a date with someone that seems tolerable/attractive (don't be too picky, it's practice)and take 40-60mg 15-20 minutes before meeting them. Maybe even less if you're sensitive to stims like me, you don't want to be rolling, it should be subtle.

Of course try a bit beforehand to make sure youre not the >1% of the population with paradoxical reaction.

100% serious I fully believe this will help you.

>>39441312
retard ass serm websites sell it at apparently... 1.5g for $90. lmao. 3.4x as expensive per gram

>>39441277
>They just want to laugh at my tiny penis

>tfw qt fwb that loves my cock and hits ME up

were all gonna make it brah

What is the safest supplement I can take that will also help me get gains? Like something if I were to take it I wouldn't be natty, but at the same time I wouldn't have liver problems and high blood pressure.

>dnp bloat is worse than taking dbol and eating like shit

>>39441368
test e

>>39441277
Maybe they're into tiny penises

>>39441340
>1.5g for $90. lmao. 3.4x as expensive per gram

if you fall for that you deserve to pay the price

ITS 2016 GUYS, THERES OK TIER RAW SOURCES AT SST

>>39441368
all roids are bad for you
test though

>>39441368
test-e 125mg e3d.

>>39441386
>>39441374
What are the main side-effects of test-e?

>>39441397
google.com

spend 2 seconds reading before asking stupid shit

>>39441397
if you don't do post cycle therapy you'll lose all your gains.

my anecdotal side effects.
-horny a lot
-self esteem through the roof
-get very annoyed at everything
-you may or may not get slight gyno depending on your body or how much test you are running.
-gains

>>39441407
I will later
>>39441432
Any depression or anxiety?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUEA5NWlQU0

>>39441445
well this is the problem, you might experience those. this all depends from person to person.

>>39441331
I get good matches
Im an adonis

>>39441347
We're all gonna make it

I want my friends to hook me up
But they never do
Damn losers baka

>>39441382
I do like small breasts
I bet theres female perverts too

>>39441483
youve put on a lot of muscle from the last pic i saw of you

whats holding you back? Were on similar autism levels and i made it, and you have a fun sense of humor.

You need to DIG DEEP

https://youtu.be/Y7OzKVZFtn8?t=58

>>39441483
How big is your penis?

Is it like 5" "it seems small" or what?

>>39441501
>Bugenhagen
Stoya I fucken love you Eric my is nigger straight up

i know one of you tripfags did an ostarine, gimme some tips for an ostarine only cycle

>>39441522
*ostarine only cycle

also, should i even add some memekek-677 to my cycle or is it not even worth it

>>39441516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWdwM9Npg68

same here, hes my idol.

>tfw i PMd him on insta thanking him for helping me make it, and he wrote a nice paragraph back

Erics the man

I've got some tbol on hand and am hitting the last few weeks of my blast. What should I do with it? Take it for 4 weeks before transition to cruise? Take it DURING the cruise? Save it for next blast?

>>39441522
my tip is to slit ur wrists

fucking kill urself

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>>39441551
the ironing is delicious

>>39441551
shutup you fucking dnp fag

>>39441570
>you fucking dnp fag
never in my life have i been so offended

what is that even supposed to mean retard?

>>39441501
Yeah I need to talk to girls

I just got surgery on my leg though my physique is a mess

>>39441504
Y-yeah sure lets say its 5

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>>39441534
Not even just his mindset, hes introduced an entirely new way of lifting for me.

Always used to be le perfect form on rows, shrugs, etc. And it got me fucking nowhere. Two months of cheating rows and rack pulls and my shit blows the fuck up like magic. It's insane. That, and if you watch his channel he's usually doing lifts that no one else does that fucking Work. Jefferson deadlift is the shit, fixed up a hip shift I was having in dl after running it as an accessory in only a few weeks.

Such a cool dude.

>>39441577
you literally ingest explosive material for the sole purpose of getting thin. you are telling to slit my wrist? kek, you are playing with fire. How does it feel that one misdosage will have the paramedics being called?

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Are people getting banned for talking about memek747 again?

>>39441625
subtle

>>39441600
never done a jeffereson

I train like him now too, its so much more fun.

cheat tbar rows are the best all around upper body movement for me.

>traps
>lats
>back
>bis
>forearms

whew

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>>39441625
>shhh keep it down, you dont want the mods to hear us

>>39441621
>How does it feel that one misdosage will have the paramedics being called?
how does it feel that my IQ is above 5 so i can simply not take 2 grams at once

and you're literally ingesting some retarded sarm bullshit because you're scared of needles and a pussy.

>>39441646
or maybe im only 19 and i dont want to mess with my hormonal inbalance. Plus the mk-677 and the ostarine are primarily for tendon and ligament healing because i broke both my wrists mountainbiking a few months back and cannot properly do curls without crippling pain.

>>39441657
if testosterone was oral and ur sarm meme was injectable, u would be taking testosterone right now instead of that garbage

>>39441657
>primarily for tendon and ligament healing

bpc 157 brah, healed my broken hand/wrist

>>39441665
not really, i thought about doing a test e cycle. but i dont know if i am ready to mess with my natural test levels yet. if you are talking about needles, i really have no problem with them.

>>39441640
Try Jefferson rack pulls.

Your knees aren't in the way so you can get basically perfect leverages. Destroys your traps, and the lats etc on one side get worked super hard. It's great for fixing subtle.imbalances.

>Tfw want a home gym so I can yell and do crazy shit and be just like Eric
;_;7

>>39441657
also sarms cause shutdown just like roids so have fun with that retard.

>>39441676
mk-677 isnt a sarm you fucking mongoloid, do your homework before you go blabbing about shit you have no idea. ostarine is, but i am not 100 percent positive i am going to take it.

>tfw you can't tell whether you're dehydrated on dnp because it turns your pee orange

looks like your liver is crapping out, really trippy

Someone link something hype as fuck for.me to listen to on the ride to the gym. Tired today I need a boost

>>39441676
friendly reminder, if you take DNP you are an absolute retard who will eventually have something go wrong, whats your body temp at right now

>>39441707
this is a pretty fucking stupid thing to say

you'd have to be a literal mongoloid to overdose, which is pretty much the only way something can go wrong

OOPS I ACCIDENTALLY FELL DOWN AND INGESTED 6 PILLS

>>39441718
or OOPS my DNP is overdosed

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>>39440573
>kek
I still have 1 vial of his test u and like 2 of his test e.

>>39441694
Drink more retard. Get electrolytes too or maybe stop taking pesticides. I wonder if it makes your organs yellow though.

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>>39441637
Lol it's not me I swear. It's never me.
>>39441645
That's why we speak in code and talk about memek321


Anyone ever have their eyebrows threaded? Where is our resident degenerate with a vagina she probably knows about this shit.

>>39441701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eky6qBx-lpw

>>39441675
i feel like it would create more imbalnces

i like high rack pulls, fucking BEAST

FRESH VID
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmdBFzc7_pU

>>39441701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=813GPPWv__U

>>39441720
retard

you're gonna kill yourself with your test too because your ugl is gonna make it 1g/ml!!

>>39441718
also, if you are implying dnp is healthy at even a low dose, that is a pretty fucking stupid thing to say.
>implying that taking explosive powder at even a low dose wont be bad for you
kek

>>39441735
it is completely safe

explain why it isn't (and you can't use your "but it's poison!" meme excuse,) I'll wait

>>39441720
funny thing is you can barely get double dose on to these capsules and thats only if filled to max

you'd still have to be retarded to OD on it, you can literally feel the sides and it becomes unbearable b4 even close to death

>>39441744
>defending poison
im not going to blab about cataracts because that side effect is a meme, but thats the thing.. no one knows the danger of long term usage.. its just that understudied.. thats what frightens pretty much everyone..

>>39441744
>>39441761
with all due respect if you want to eat it, be my guest, its your body, but i am pretty sure the majority of posters on this board agree DNP is an unsafe compound.

• 2,4-Dinitrophenol can effect you when breathed in and by passing through your skin.
• 2,4-Dinitrophenol can cause reproductive damage. Handle with extreme caution.
• 2,4-Dinitrophenol is a FLAMMABLE LIQUID and a FIRE HAZARD.
• Contact can irritate the skin. Long term exposure may cause dermatitis.
• 2,4-Dinitrophenol can irritate the eyes, and may cause clouding of the eye lenses (cataracts).
• Breathing 2,4-Dinitrophenol can irritate the nose and throat.
• High or repeated exposure can affect the nervous system causing nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, convulsions and even death.
• 2,4-Dinitrophenol may damage the liver and kidneys.

>>39441688
everybody on fraud knows mk677, he didnt even claim it to be one

also enjoy your shutdown with sarms and no gains throwing sheckels at the jews

>>39441766
you realize dnp isn't new right? there are studies going all the way back to the 30s with bodybuilders using it since then

something like fewer than 5 reported deaths since and it's all from retards who took more pills because "they weren't feeling it"

>>39441780
they don't and you're wrong

go back to memeing about your ostarine you retard

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How's var for the hairline?

Yes it's real var

>>39441792
implying i am even looking for gains, I am just using it to supplement my wrist recovery and to maybe get some good pumps

>>39441800
>maybe get some good pumps
just take viagra

ESTP WHERE'S MY DUBS PICTURE

>>39441800
bpc 157
will heal your entire body, srs

i take it after i take speed, when my wrist hurts, for my digestive system, etc etc

its GOD TIER

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>>39441212
>I keep deleting tinder baka

My biggest life mistake continues to be every day I don't do this.

>>39441850
tinder is gr8, I'm dying right now not being able to fuck tinder pussy because of dnp

you'll stop using it when you pct anyway, get laid as much as you can until then

>>39442015
How2getlaid

>>39441841
Better than tb500?

>>39442036
I've already offered to get you laid if you just make your tinder and post conversations here but you pussy out and delete your tinder every time

the worst part is that you actually get matches and you could easily get laid without anyone's help but you're just scared of women

smdh jerry

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>>39442015
>you'll stop using it when you pct anyway
Yup I even told all my matches i'll be coming off and won't wanna see em once december hits. I already lost interest in the sex desu even tren can't keep me interested anymore.

>>39442036
>How2getlaid
Memes

>>39442052
>I already lost interest in the sex desu even tren can't keep me interested anymore.
and you wanted to become estp's slave

disappointed in you

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>>39442045
Smdh

>>39442052
Is this true
Can i just send hot girls "harambe xd"

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>>39442052
Did you bang the 16 year old?

>>39442080
how the fuck did that not go anywhere

oh my god you are literally deathly scared of women

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>>39442045
>I'm picky as shit on tinder
>remade it last weekend
>I swipe right on 1/10 at most
>57 matches on this account this week.

Huh. Putting body builder on my profile description and having a shirtless pic of me seems to be working. None of them want to do three ways though, and only ~1/2 of them respond to me. what do?

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>>39442080
That girl seems cool. And yes, 50% of the girls say "SEND ME MEMES" and I say give me snap or # then and just start trading memes then start throwin in lewd memes and next thing you know im fuckin. I'm over tinder/sex atm so I don't bother if they don't message first but before that i'd just say some off the wall random shit and worked 9/10 times.

>>39442063
>and you wanted to become estp's slave

Still do kinda... but ya i'm done with the whole thing, she missed her chance til my next cycle me-thinks.

>>39442104
>and only ~1/2 of them respond to me.
try sending something more interesting than "hey"

>>39442122
I do, but I'm curious what would your opening be?

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>>39442104
There is no surefire way to make them all respond to you, lot's of them just use it for validation and genuinely only care about the match regardless of how attractive you are. They will flat out not respond to anyone, past that for the love of god say more than hi or "i wanna fuck you in the ass" as your first line. Best to be odd/weird and stand out since u know they already find u attractive when they match u, only job is not to be boring.

>>39442085
I shouldn't talk of such things~ I did fuck a girl a couple times last night and kept getting bored, had to pretend in my head I was actually raping her and it helped. Not sure how to feel about that. She gotta wear a turtle neck in 80 degree weather today cuz of bruises and bitemarks kek.

>friend I made on tinder and lift with sent me pic related.

>>39442147
>How does it feel knowing that no matter how tall your husband is, you will only produce short, genetically inferior offspring?
>Message me back midget
this guy knows how to attract women

>>39442167
I thought of /fit/ instantly and laughed hard then sent her manlet/womanlet memes.

>>39442201
no loli shit allowed

>>39442036
>Better than tb500?

not sure, from what i know tb500 is better at treating localized injuries but bpc 157 hits your entire system.

Id just do both, but bpc 157 has been well worth it for me.

>>39442080
get her number

just say, give me your number

>>39442089
Yeah
I cant believe I didnt bang her

>>39442260
That makes sense

Thats from like 2 years ago

>>39442313
have you ever considered beta blockers

>>39442324
nothing can block his betaness

>epic meme

>>39442140
Can you pick my nose sensually

>>39442324
Like an ssri?

>>39442363
Nah they help alleviate the anxiety/adrenaline response. Some.musicians take them for stage freight, for example.

>>39442363
no I mean literally beta blockers

>Beta blockers are competitive antagonists that block the receptor sites for the endogenous catecholamines epinephrine (adrenaline) and norepinephrine (noradrenaline) on adrenergic beta receptors, of the sympathetic nervous system, which mediates the fight-or-flight response
>Beta receptors are found on cells of the heart muscles, smooth muscles, airways, arteries, kidneys, and other tissues that are part of the sympathetic nervous system and lead to stress responses, especially when they are stimulated by epinephrine (adrenaline). Beta blockers interfere with the binding to the receptor of epinephrine and other stress hormones, and weaken the effects of stress hormones.
>However, many controlled trials in the past 25 years indicate beta blockers are effective in anxiety disorders, though the mechanism of action is not known. The physiological symptoms of the fight-or-flight response (pounding heart, cold/clammy hands, increased respiration, sweating, etc.) are significantly reduced, thus enabling anxious individuals to concentrate on the task at hand.
>Musicians, public speakers, actors, and professional dancers have been known to use beta blockers to avoid performance anxiety, stage fright, and tremor during both auditions and public performances.

>>39442147
I'm only matching with 7's and above so I'm really not surprised they use me for validation. On my first account with 100+ matches I was less picky and did the same thing with 5's and below.

>>39442340

I'll say this to my 58th match. I promise, anon.

>>39440226
does anyone have the "what you need to know about your first test cycle" infographic

had it downloaded and reset my phone. much appreciated lads

>>39440437

I'm curious about what to do about joints too. Maybe I went too hard during my blast... ended it 2 weeks ago and been on 175mg/wk cruise and feel like I've been hit by a truck a few weeks ago and didn't notice it until now.

>>39440515

I went to a sports medicine doctor about shoulder pain and after looking at some x-rays and feeling stuff and moving my shit around, he said something about rib problems (possible dislocation) where they connect to the sternum and that causing referred pain to the shoulder b/c he didn't see or feel anything wrong w/ my shoulders

>>39442383
>>39442385
Oh, yeah that would help i bet

>>39441155

> Fuck, your ex doesn't even enjoy your ex

Now that's a good observation

>>39442416
>>39442416
>>39442416
>>39442416

GIMME DA GOODS LADS

>>39442449
Mdma would work better.

Look into the current research on why it works for ptsd. I'm butchering the science here but the tl;dr is it writes over the 'fear' pathways when you're on it and re-exposed to the stimulus causing the problem. It's basically permanent as well, once overwritten your brain will use the new pathways instead of descending into panic/anxiety

You'll understand why Im shilling this the second you take it though. Stuff is magic when used right and respected.

The janitor banned me :(

>>39442548
hope ur cap

>>39442549
Nah the guy who used 300mg/ml test and whose quad swole up. Guess I said too many lab names.

>>39442385

I'm prescribed and take a beta blocker for genetic hypertension, and I have not noticed it helping with anxiety at all. Although I've read anecdotes online (and talked to one guy who said it "cured him" of anxiety in one of my college classes) that it does help with anxiety. Maybe I just don't respond to it for that purpose, although it keeps my hypertension under control.

>>39442577
is this loss?

>>39442567
Different b-blockers have different effects at different receptors.

And the way it's usually described is that it doesn't remove the anxiety so much as prevent you from shaking/sweating/stuttering/etc. So I can see how if you're expecting xanax you wouldn't notice it.

Ok what the fuck is wrong with these people

They have leftover burgerking AND CHIPOTLE in the fridge

AND THEY JUST WENT DRIVING AT MIDNIGHT TO GO GET MORE FAST FOOD

THEIR FOOD ADDICTION IS GETTINF WORSE. NOT BETTER. WORSE

>>39442858
Dose their coke with dnp you glorified walking petri dish Stan smith

>>39442858
Don't hate man they're just dirty bulking for massive gains.

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>>39442858
Maybe they wanted to get something healthier to eat.

>>39442881
have you been eating well lately?

>>39442858
poison them and then yourself

>>39442888
Ish, slip now and again.

Gotten down to drinking plain water, stopped crystal light even, not entirely unrelated to my not having enough money for crystal light even.

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>>39442858
>Leftover burgerking

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>>39442935
>leftovers

>>39442935
They buy shitloads at a time so it is always available to stuff their ass with

>>39443275
Mirin the strong bulking mindset

You should feed your bro dbol and have him become a mass monster

Since i lowered the mast dose from 200mg to 100mg i can't get in sleep at night. Takes me 2 hours and my fucking balls turned into risen

anyone an idea?

>>39443581
Estrogen maybe?

>>39443627
yeah i was taking the same. But is that an indicator it's too high or too low?

>>39440366
I love anadrol man, strenght gainz and make me feel like Hercules himself. Running 150mg a day now

>>39443638
Too high would be my guess, it's supposed to cause more serotonin and therefore more wakefulness.

That and masT acts like a light ai

>tfw the recomp is working
Visibly bigger and leaner, much much much stronger.

Sterioids are fucking amazing, this is just test e.

>>39443659
Thanks. Will take an ai to see if it will make any difference

>>39443638
Oi masT have you ever tried test tren mast if yes how did it work out?

>>39443697
He hates tren for some reason. Something about him being mentally ill from mast and doesn't wanna make it worse

>>39443703
If mast makes you mentally ill i dont want to know what the combo with tren does lol

>>39443757
Nah he's just sensitive to mental sides

>>39443681
if it helps whenever my e2 gets high my balls shrink and get so soft i can barely feel them.

when it's low they are big and hard as normal.

>>39443757
Is mast and tren worse than tren mental wise?

>>39440333
get a candle warmer bro

guys i just bought some test e and it is what it says on the label but it isnt when the needle is in so what is how i inject it should i just wait until it is or have i already screwed up by not just doing what it says it is on the label need help guys needle is in my quad and i dunno what to do i think i fucked up

>>39444324
iv some dnp

>>39444365
ok so i aspirated and now is it looks like when its on the label but except that is bloody and im starting to panic its when it could be a lava lamp how it as i supposed to inject it or should it be what i put it back in the vial i dont want to waste any but even so if i push hard on syringe i cant get it to go in help me fraud

>>39444377
I have zero clue as to what's going on with you, you type like a fucking moron. But I doubt you're in danger of anything if it helps.

>>39442858
jeez does it only get worse with you.
--
fuck nights, time for me to buy a home gym. any body got dat dere recommendations for power racks ? i need something thats Gucci mane. since ill have more spending money now.

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hexes and !beKcnXtQ3o leaves forever

>>39444440
Rip

okay guys im stuck the syringe wont be come out and it wont push down but th blood is becoming all mixed up and its starting to hurt what is it i should do maybe i just force it into whatever and see if it turns out like on the label or should i try to pull it out i think is maybe hooked on something its an old syringe so maybe damaged i dunno but ive been in the toilet for what is now a hour and people are knocking i need help guys please

holy shit
>>39444444

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>>39444444
Looks like it's time to bulk

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>>39444444
buuttt please pepe im done bulking, pls no more bulking

>tfw tren always hits suddenly
>didn't sleep at all during last night
>barely feel tired, like i'd be on small dose of speed

>>39444489
kek do deadlifts till failure before you try to sleep again.

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>>39444324
>>39444377

didnt understand a single word. what the fuck are you saying.

>>39442858
put some fucking DNP pills into his burgers

>>39444500
so im in the toilet at my pops house for dinner and i decided to do my first injection on the quad and now the sringe is stuck in and there it is full of blood because i aspirated and it wont come back out from the quad and i cant push the plunger down i think its hit something and people are knockin on the door and i dont know what to do i stall saying im not feeling well help me guys

okay guys i fucked up the needle is bent now and it definitely stuck in something i think its the hip bone what it should i do? i tried pulling it out and i knocked my vial over and it smashed a bit i cant stall mcuh longer everyone is over for pops birthday and they are starting to get suspociios and keep knocking telling me they need the toilet i think its a bad siringe guys its too big and its an old one i think im fucked guys i dunno what to do i cant geti t out

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>>39444556
jesus fucking christ, are you serious?
is this a troll?

you have a vacuum in your quad, sucking the needle/syringe into your quad.
Push the plunger down as hard as you can and just pull it out.

>inb4 im getting b8'ed by a 2/10 troll

>>39444619

take a picture

>>39444627
fuck that you man it is out of the quad now im bleeding a fair bit but ill just flush the test and hide the glass fuck you are a hero man im still freaking out bad thats the last time i try juice fuck i didnt think it would be so hard thanks man i feel so much better now

fuc they found the bood on the floor an d im no trouble anyway why didnt you warn me abuot this fraud fuck im so fuced now

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>>39444696
>>39444665

You dont know what you are doing, thats why it happened to you.

Why are you using a big syringe?
Why are you using an old one?
Do you want to die from infection?
Why are you doing it at a house party, in the fucking toilet?

Im getting trolled so hard, and i fall for it. Someone kill my Beta self

>>39444769
ill end it for you if you dont tell me how your day is going and what cycle your running

>>39444769
okay the siringe was a 6 gage from my pops first aid kit it is was the first one that i found that i can use thats why i did it in the toilet but now ive been told i have to see a therapist because my family doesnt want understand juicing so my whole life is fucked my leg is still bleeding bad and i think what will scar i wasted my money and smashed my vial test and now my whole family is yelling at me and calling me stupid fuck this sucks my leg so sore how did you not warn me for this fit?

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>>39444849
>6 gage
>mfw

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>>39444849
>reading all these posts
>ahahahaha hes in trouble but at least he'll learn from this
>6 gauge needle
>gee i wonder how much bigger they are than mine
>google
>freeze at results

Holy shit, no wonder your fucking leg hurts.

Go to a hospital now.

>>39444849
>the siringe was a 6 gage from my pops first aid kit

U DUN GOOF'D

>>39444869
what guage do people normaly do ?

i would hopefuly assume between 16-20

>>39444849
Fuck please let Moosey be right and this is bait.
If not you basically stabbed yourself in the hip with a old dirty knife if you dont die from this please don't breed.

>>39444881
"Typically, users use a 18-23g for drawing and 23-27g for injecting."

C'mon senpai, keep up.

>>39444896
you know dam well im here to learn since im a prohromone user, i dont know shit about the real deal, but thanks famalian im learning here and now from up to date info instead of 2-4 year old threads

like shit im not buying DNP ever due to swollens retardedness with using it

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>>39444849
Fuaaarrrkkkkkkk - a 6 gauge is HUGE nigga. Of course your leg hurts, seek medical attention immediately. If you don't at least have internal damage, you will need a tetanus shot.

>>39444856
Lmaoooo lowest I've gone is 22 gauge
Normally 24
Wtf someone used 6?
They deserve their pain

>>39444903
First things first, then.

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki

I know you probably hate Le Plebbit like everyone else on this site, but if you want to learn about "the real deal" then read everything on that page.

That is your first stepping stone. Then you can start looking at the linked reading materials and asking questions here.

Enjoy, familia.

>>39444849
serious question how did you not realize this was a mistake when you first inserted the needle?

also how the fuck did you manage to bend a 6 gauge? like seriously no shit your leg is torn up stop bickering with your dumb shit family and get to an emergency room.

>>39444911
thanks i plan on buying it by the end of next year once i finnaly get financially stable again. been buying to much shit and need to stop dorming up with people.

I'm on test/tren/winny and I just donated blood. What else do you guys do to make yourself feel superior to others?

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>>39444830
woah there senpai.

i feel shit and tired because i only slept 6 hours a day past couple days.
Errtime i do that and wake up in the morning like a zombie, i am reminded how crucial sleep is.

>le cycle meme

on 250mg test since 6 weeks, gained 13 pounds so far.
I am even leaner than i was before.
Its working much much better than i expected.

Plan was to start first blast end of november, we'll see.

and you?
>inb4 "im natty xD"

>>39444849
im pretty sure this is just a troll. no one can be this fucking stupid

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>>39445072
switching to nights suck ass for me, sounds like a good plan for you M8y

im on andros, DHEA, and DIM, but i have been gaining plenty of muscles in my back now that i have a proper workout that involes lifting and cardio, just trying to get used to lifting as much as i do.

when i move out ill be buying steriods since ill have the money then and i wont have to worry about my roommates fucking things up.

>>39440226
Need some help, lads. I suspect I might have low T. I'm 18, and there are a handful of symptoms.

Where can I get a blood test done in Aus? Do I go to my GP? How do I initiate the conversation without seeming like I'm chasing TRT or something?

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>tfw gf found the bimbo folder

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>>39445108
Literally dont know what any of these are, except DIM.

Diindolylmethane?

Its for acne and e2. Bhought 50g of it recently.

>>39445146
You are the 5000000000000th person to come here and say he is probably low T, and just like everyone of those, you are not low T at all.

Unless you are fat, then yes there might be a good chance.

I went to the doc and said

>" I think i might have low T doc".
>"Why do you think so, anon?"
>"I have no libido, not even a tiny bit. This has been going on for months".

>k we'll do bloods next week

easy

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>>39445203
ohh duh i was the one who recomended DIM to you shit works well for acne m8y, DHEA works well for older people since it ups there overall hormonal profile is lower, its great for younger people who want energy while on cycle but overall you would have to take a dosage like i am with a 1:1 ratio of DIM and DHEA to get any thing above natural hormonal levels. but its not strong enough to be recomended for something like a steriod cycle.

great for energy though. andros are basicly DHEA derivatives, shity converison ratings and bioaviablitlity not to mention its non methalyated so it doesn't make it past the liver all that well. but for people who still havent figured it out its better than pinning or doing illegal drugs and you can still get decent gains if you do 600mg daily dosage split between 12 hour dosages but due to my experiance i would say not worth it. i still got a shit ton of it but i def wont be buying more of it now that ive got a plan to buy roids, once ofc i get the money for it.

>>39445235
> its better than pinning or doing illegal drugs

if your retarded and dont have any experiance or knowledge with either

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>>39445235
Fuck me im stupid. Yes it was you recommending DIM to me.

Whats your first cycle going to be, breh?

>>39445268
ill intend to blast and cruise 250mg of Test E for 6 months before thinking of uping the dosage but ill have an AI on hand just incase i need it. nothing fancy i just want it to be athletic so to speak, strength and endurance are my main goals.

its not like im getting zero benefit from the shit im taking just its so much slower than what people get from a basic test E cycle.

when does the DIM come in?

>>39444849
>family gathering
>anon is in the bathroom
>sticking a spike the size of a mcdonalds straw into his leg
>bends it and probably tears his muscles up on the inside
>finally manages to corkscrew it out
>blood leaking everywhere
>smashes test vial
>family starts badgering him to get out of the toilet
>gets sent to a shrink

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
IS THIS JUST FANTASY?

YOU DESERVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.

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>>39445282
>not falling for the cycling meme
good boyo

yeah i am myself still not sure about starting my first blast in december, because of how great the gains are so far. So much better than expected and i am just 6 weeks in...i cant even imagine how i would look like after 6 months huh.

No idea. I am in yurope so it'll prolly take 1-2 weeks before it arrives. If bulk supplements is based in murica, that is.

>>39445336
its based in murica west coast to be exact, i check my sources for any bulk supps that i would buy. or for when i bought my andros i checked the source for them also.

I used to weigh myself in the morning. I would wake up, shit and piss then weigh myself.

Now it seems I am physically unable to shit without eating first. What's this mean? Like I wont feel like I have to shit at all, then I eat and immediately have to shit badly.

>>39445203
>You are not low T at all
If I'm not, I will first jump for joy, then have a good long look at what else could be causing these symptoms. Input is welcome.
>Relatively low libido. At 18 I struggle to get a boner, and need to use some sort of physical stimulus to even get semi
>Puffy, pointy nips and what looks like gyno
>Can't gain muscle at all; just fat
>I feel lethargic a lot. When I do sleep, I still feel tired, and even when I get enough sleep, I still feel hazy
>Not much drive or motivation to really do shit, and when I can get motivated, I can't focus much before things become hazy again
>Shitload of anxiety
>Patchy body hair

My diet is fine and I've more or less fixed my sleep schedule. If it isn't Low T, I'm not sure what else it could be, but it's a convo I'm gonna need to have with my Doc anyway.


But thanks. I'm gonna book the appt tomorrow.

>>39440337
what if they use bmi as the legal definition for "fat" and all of us are declared obese?

>>39445455
If ur in USA don't be a pussy and get bloods done yourself for under $60 by privatemdlabs

Sounds like low test to me honestly I had the same shit. Except I was still popping boners easy as fuck, I had all other symptoms though aand confirmed with bloods it was low test

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>>39445455
there are a million possible causes for all of these.

are you fat or not?

anyways, visit your doc and say what i said.

I am on steroids and still have ups and downs libido wise, that even happens on higher doses. Nothing you can do about it.

>>39445439
try being less autistic about those 1-2 pound differences.

>>39445503
is that gyno or a saggy nip?

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Gosh dern illumernatty
F

>>39445515
gyno, notice the lighter skin tone around the nipple.

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>>39445516
>trump is president elect

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>>39445524
#notmypresident

>>39445515
gyno.
it buffles my mind how anyone can look this shit while being on steroids.

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>>39445524
Feels good man. =)

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>>39445534
deal with it ;^)

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>>39445548

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>>39445555
Praise Kek.

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>>39445588
PRAISE KEK indeed

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>>39445524
>so-called blacks latinos and native americans are the true jews of the bible
>so-called white people are going into slavery

And when that time comes around none of you so called chinese you damn moabites are gonna be eating fetus fucking soup man

anyone know anything about mk667

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>>39445611
what did you mean by this?
could you elaborate?

>>39445621
run it if you can get it cheap
It's relatively safe and will give (very) mild gains

>>39445621
its somewhere between magic beans and snake oil

>>39445621
Why do you persist on asking this every god damn thread. If you're trying to push it as a meme, or hurr durr cap shill gimmee reply, you're a failure. Seriously. Kill yourself Paulie

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>>39445072
>not putting pizza on dick

t b h I was gonna take a pick like this with pizza censored dick for you faggots while I was on DNP

but I didn't want to get all the sweat on the pizza, was still gonna eat it afterwards ofc

>unrelated
FORGIVE ME CAP FOR I HAVE SINNED

went with an AK over the VEPR and AR kek

guess i can't escape my slav ways

I accidentally came on my pants last week while on DNP

washed them, wore them to work today

just realized the pants are now permanently stained near the crotch area, shit didn't come off in the wash

now I can't stand up for the rest of the day

>>39445671
that better be Arsenal’s SLR-101S rifle or else you've been meme'd with a shity chinese knock off.

>>39445548
No im not leaving my safe space

Think antitrump safe spaces would be a good place to pick up chicks?

>>39445678
>came
>on work pants

I mean im all for jerking it at work
But cmon