So which stage are you at /fit/? No homo.

2...

>>39311217
Stage 0 because I can't find a guy that I like and don't want to resort to random internet/app fucks

>>39311636
>tfw same, but I'm a twink top whose "too cute for topping"

>>39311674
Tbh I suggest you start eating/lifting and escape twink mode. Your life will be better.

>>39311693
desu I like being a cute twink, but I just need a strong bf who is ok with bottoming

or any bf actually I don't even care anymore, there's just no gays I know only women who want to fuck me

>>39311217
Is there a topping edition?

>>39311217
i've never had buttsex

>>39311715
To each his own I guess.
At least as a twink it's a little more obvious that you're into guys.
I've been told I "don't do gays things" and people are usually surprised to hear I'm gay. Makes me wonder how many other guys are the same way and we'll just never know

File: no homo.gif (62KB, 450x300px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 450x300px

Okay so how do I achieve a bubbly fuckable twink butt?

Asking for a friend.

>>39312105
>tfw all the fat stores into your hips & butt, giving you a firm bubble butt
I never asked for this

File: 1477404555155.jpg (15KB, 324x291px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 324x291px

>>39311217
0 because I'm not a degenerate faggot who will go to hell for the sins he has willingly committed.

Enjoy an eternity in hell, faggots.

perpetually 3

>>39311217

4 isn't a stage in adjusting to anal though, that's just his relationship going to shit

>>39312483

I don't believe in God but I still like to imagine he's sitting up there and when gay people die they appear before him and he just looks at them with your pic related as his face, and then just poofs them into hell

>>39311715
Them homos will go nuts when you flip em and give it to them real smooth

File: 1476968635160.gif (3MB, 640x266px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 640x266px

>>39312569
>poofs them into hell
>poofs them
>poofs
>POOF

Implying there are homo ppl in fit

File: 1477531618416.png (9KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 205x246px

>>39311715
>I know only women who want to fuck me
Life is tough all over you fucking fuck fuck i didnt ask for these feels fuck you

>tfw bi but gays get too clingy and it's just sex pham

>>39312613
How ironic for an attention seeking tripFAG to say that.

>>39312483

>all of the faggots cast naked into a fiery pit
>literally just gay men sweating all over each other for eternity
>millions of them

Someone didn't think this through

File: 1477688590584.gif (339KB, 538x572px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 538x572px

>>39312665
>implying all the faggots aren't burning up from AIDS anyway

>tfw you only get hit on by women
seriously senpai, i have like 3 chicks at work who all want to jump on my dick
but i can't even get a single mire from guys i'm actually interested in.

>>39312661
Friendo pls
Did you just started browsing this week?

>>39311801
>people are usually surprised to hear I'm gay
Same here, most people assume gay guys fit into at least one of the obvious stereotypes, a lot of us do, but a lot of us don't

Fucking faggots kill yourselves.

>>39312917
Fight me irl

We need to euthanize faggots and faggot enablers.

>>39313005
With propane and propane accessories?

File: 4nlp6qqh.jpg (51KB, 1024x640px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1024x640px

>>39313349
That's a clean burning hell, I tell you hwat

0 because I'm a top

File: 1469655366049.jpg (27KB, 415x423px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 415x423px

were u guys born gay, or did you realize just later?

File: 1452860987480.jpg (57KB, 400x458px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 400x458px

>>39314072
Don't know, when is "later"?
I knew at 5 or 6 yo that guys were attractive to me.
Not in a sexual way, it didn't start before puberty at 10 or 11, beside that I've never been attracted to girls.

ill be laughing when you all get aids

File: 1280.png (684KB, 1000x1133px) Image search: [Google]

684KB, 1000x1133px

>>39311217
>someone was triggered and was bothered enough to whitewash the top

lol

>>39314172
That's common sense desu.
Black people are not attractive.

>>39314233
Indeed, most of the time sick too

>>39314233
>Black people are not attractive.
How is that even a reason to do something so pathetic?

I'll tell you why. Some insecure kid changed the comic so he could post his faggot bait threads on an anonymous fitness imageboard, in hopes to not associate faggotry with cuckoldry and similar degenerations, as if his kind is not already hated enough

Stay off the internet for a while

>>39314285
You sound triggered senpai

File: 1477964354404.jpg (26KB, 640x594px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 640x594px

>>39312355
> tfw same
> tfw getting self conscious about it
> mfw accidentally knocking something over with my arse the other day

>>39314172
>comic shows gay sex
>censors the naughty word

>>39314285
t. a guy very serious with anonymous imageboards
Also muh buzzword, the word you're searching for is interracial.

File: 1469491789468.jpg (15KB, 453x453px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 453x453px

>about to try bottoming for the first time in a few days
>don't know what to expect, hope it's not stage 2

Found a makeshift way to enema using a squirtbottle but it takes forever, and there's no way in hell I'm walking out of a pharmacy with a douche. Any tips for a first timer?

le fit is so gay meme xddd

>>39312105
My friend would also like to know

>>39314233
>insecure baby boy
I'm black, and I'm sure I'm better looking than you, and have at the very least slept with more and better looking women than you.

I wish you the best however and hope you mature out of your sheltered ideas.

>>39314137
c-can u greentext your first sexual experience senpai? i'm curious

>>39311217
>>39314382
>>39314451
>>39314382

>>>/lgbt/

>>39314285
t. triggered nigga

>>39314172
Holy kek

>>39314451
Ugh I know what you mean.
People are so ignorant.

>>39314451
nigger

File: 1470681597378.png (430KB, 640x481px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 640x481px

>>39311674
this post is too gay even for /fit/

File: 1436128412898.jpg (12KB, 504x320px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 504x320px

>>39314233

>>39314451
This! Us fellow black men need to unite and defeat the patriarchal white society.

File: tmp_8270-14563218533091368237355.png (93KB, 534x548px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 534x548px

>>39314451
>I'm black, and I'm sure I'm better looking than you, and have at the very least slept with more and better looking women than you.

File: 1472216977513.jpg (987KB, 4000x4000px) Image search: [Google]

987KB, 4000x4000px

>>39314451
>I'm black

>>39311801
I'm straight acting and pretty good looking, i want a handsome gym bf but they all think im straight so none ever drop hints or approach me

>>39314382
shower nozzle up ur ass

>>39312483
>implying you're without sin
Nice try.

>>39312862
>>39314898
>they all think im straight so none ever drop hints or approach me

There are probably some guys at your gym that you think are straight so you never drop a hint either. I think about this all the time. One guy in particular has been driving me crazy for months- I've decided he's not worth pursuing but still...what if...

>>39314451
>slept with more and better looking women than you.
Do you think anyone in this thread cares about that?

I've always wanted to try bottoming but super afraid of stds and aids. What do?

>6'5, 210lbs and hairy af

Why do I have this fantasy when I can get girls easily?

File: smug.png (221KB, 391x336px) Image search: [Google]

221KB, 391x336px

>>39315552
hey big boy - no stds or aids here and i'd top you so hard

File: Strungpocwoman-man.jpg (36KB, 499x505px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 499x505px

>>39314451
loL BET THEY WERE FAT

File: image.jpg (27KB, 640x356px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 640x356px

>>39311217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrG6IcloA4E

>maybe if I lift more ill stop wanting to be a tranny faggot

I'm at stage, "You have about 30 minutes, there was a lot of cheese in that lasagna."

>>39312618
I blame the face aesthetics, even as a skelly manlet I get an uncomfortable amount of mires from girls
>tfw no /fit/ bf

File: muh heritage.png (145KB, 500x545px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 500x545px

>>39314890
>heh...fucking niggers...

>>39315935
that's both gross and very sweet

>>39314072

For a while mistook my attraction to men as admiration. I was never ever turned on by women. In my early teens I would almost study straight porn. starting intently at the woman, straining to decode the puzzle of what made them 'hot'. Ultimately dawned on me that straight guys don't need to do that.

Mind I can still regard a woman as beautiful, but never got so much as a twitch in my dick looking at one

>>39314233
Some are pretty hot but they're a dime a dozen just like every race

File: welcome_to_fit.jpg (303KB, 1875x820px) Image search: [Google]

303KB, 1875x820px

>>39314810

File: tumblr_o6snb6LUgT1un9kv4o1_500.gif (1MB, 406x281px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 406x281px

>tfw starting to get bored of sex

I have had sex 3-5 times a week for the last 6 months with a few different people, and now its kinda getting to be a hassle. Like, ill wake up and think "oh man, i cant be bothered to have sex today, i wish i could just take it easy instead".

but normally when we actually get down to it I do enjoy myself a lot.

So what gives? How do I fix this? Im pretty young - still a teenager - i dont think its normal to be getting bored of sex at my age

>>39316406
Quality over quantity

>>39315690
>maybe if I lift more ill stop wanting to be a tranny faggot
That's not how it works anon, do you need to talk about this?

>>39314072
My first couple of crushes in grade school and jr high were girls, but guys started catching my eye more and more. By high school I was no longer interested in girls but faked it for a while because I remember being legitimately attracted to them and hoped that it would come back. Kind of weird how that worked out.

>>39316406
Are you fucking boys or girls?

>>39314137
sauce?

>>39314172
blacks are the worst to do anal. looks like a fucking turd.

>>39314172
desu he should have made both the same race.

File: yurich.jpg (96KB, 576x380px) Image search: [Google]

96KB, 576x380px

>>39316889
>>39316900
Interracial fit couples are more common than you think

>>39316716

boys

>>39314072
Kind of knew for as long as I can remember, even as a toddler. But I never connected the feelings I had for males to being gay til I was like 10 or 11

>>39314172
lel lel lel

>>39311217
That's pretty decent drawing

>>39314285
>reverse image search
>0 results

yep OP was cucktriggered

>>39314072

Only realised it when I was 16. Don't know how it took me that long to realise desu, but w/e

>>39316985
Degeneracy breeds degeneracy.
Who would have expected that.
Imagine being 80 and looking back at a life this vapid (gym - gay nigger sex- sucking way to the top in workplace - party)

>>39318180

lol
i like how going to the gym and being in a relationship with someone you love are somehow incompatible with leading a fufilling life

in fact, i feel like youd be a lot more regretful at 80 if you had spent your life fat, out of shape, unloved and a virgin.

File: 1475648242766.jpg (136KB, 960x607px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 960x607px

>>39318180
>degeneracy

nice buzzword cuck

>>39318459
dibs on 2nd from the right

File: 11324337_473557082807473_2091515883_n.jpg (62KB, 612x612px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 612x612px

>>39318459
Dibs on second from left

>>39317574
Settle down and stop being stuck a whore. And post boipussy.

>>39318574
>settle down
I wish.
Finding a boyfriend is a thousand times harder than having sex. When your dating pool is 3% of the population, these things are nigh-impossible.

:(

>>39318459
Except for the far left, they all have kinda crappy legs desu

File: 1468122876535.jpg (86KB, 500x600px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 500x600px

Fictionally, 3. Real life boys aren't as cute as my chinese 2d ones.

>>39318574
>if you fuck lots of girls you're a stud
>if you fuck lots of boys you're a whore

This is SUCH bullshit. Fuck you.

>>39318615
How is a 2d boy supposed to put his dick in you?

File: 1470358858251.png (227KB, 257x439px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 257x439px

>>39318624
HE IS REAL IN MY HEART

>>39318611
Probably not harder than finding regular 8/10+ good lays.

Anyway, it probably won't happen as long as you have multiple sex partners a week, for the same reason most straights don't date open day cunts.

File: butterfly.gif (471KB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 512x288px

>>39318870

Don't worry, you'll find a cute boyfriend. I know this because you are a good person who is valued by their friends and families and everyone thinks is considerate and interesting to be around.

: )

>>39318875

I have had 3 FWBs in the last 6 months. One for 1 month, one for 2 months, and the most recent one for 3 months and counting.

I didn't have them concurrently, that would be weird. So I don't have multiple sex partners a week, not that I think it would really have mattered if I did.

>>39318894
That is so fucking sad. That posture. Tears. Butterfly.

Goddammit.

File: happy halloween.jpg (59KB, 640x339px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 640x339px

>>39318946
We just have to remember to appreciate the small beautiful things that fill the world around us.

File: 1443980864512.jpg (67KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

67KB, 640x640px

>>39318905
Is having a fwb really different from having a bf?

>>39318946
Lift harder tomorrow.
A nice and handsome guy will eventually love you.

>>39318980

Um, I guess the main difference is that you don't normally involve a FWB in your existing social circle like you might a bf.

So although I value time spent with mine, I don't get to spend as much time as I would like because he can't tag along when me and my friends go out or anything. Plus although we can still have a nice time, our available actions are basically sex, cuddles, watching TV/films together, snuggles, etc

We can't (or at least haven't tried yet) other pursuits like, idk, visiting somewhere or going ot see something. That seems like something you can only do with a bf.

>>39311217
Top only.
As long as you've got a decent stressed dick, you don't have to worry about 4.
My ex was into fisting, and I could do make him squeal.

>>39319121
>decent stressed dick

You mean like, making it work overtime and shouting at it unexpectedly?

File: 1441310267641.jpg (59KB, 500x475px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 500x475px

>>39319030
Sounds like a bf to me.
I don't see what prevents you from doing something else with him if you want to or presenting him as an acquaintance to your social circle.

>>39319140
Yes. Can't over stress how important it is.

>>39312483
faggot

>>39314233
>black """""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""

>>39318459
>nice buzzword
>uses cuck as an insult

>>39318459
s-sauce?

File: tumblr_oe7qlguYTG1siity3o1_1280.jpg (245KB, 959x960px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 959x960px

>>39320350
woosh

>>39320776
Mirin those guys but any couples that do pda in the gym are embarrassing and need to be stopped. Doesn't matter if they're qt gay gymbtos

File: 1471650600285.png (238KB, 622x329px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 622x329px

>>39314378
>>39314588
>mfw i still don't know what "t." means

>>39321114
finnish word for 'regards'

>>39312665
topkek

File: 1475813345867.jpg (29KB, 608x368px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 608x368px

>>39320776
>distractions in the middle of your set

>>39321121
Legitimately thought it was short for "translation"

File: 1476793840777.png (1023KB, 998x1001px) Image search: [Google]

1023KB, 998x1001px

>>39321114
terveiset

>>39322305
no not okay I don't like this one

>>39322305
i fucking hate this comic

File: pIQnug4.jpg (93KB, 352x360px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 352x360px

>>39320776
why can i have this
i just want a guy i can lift with and occasionally fuck

>>39314451
>being a nigger
I'd rather be a complete loser and White than the most successful chimp in a suit.

>>39322305
>just in case you aren't bothered enough by fat gays fucking, reminds you that one is entering the exit tunnel for an impending shit

File: img_117.png (129KB, 315x322px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 315x322px

>>39311217
>just lying there and taking it
>not being a cockhungry powerbottom
>2016

>>39311217
I've been looking for trannies on craigslist.

Almost got one, turned out he was just a crossdresser.
There are a lot of tranny hookers who post like their genuinely. Once talked one down $80 and still didn't go.

File: images.jpg (7KB, 228x221px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 228x221px

>see a cute twink at work
>he orders a sandwich and I make it for him
if I weren't so fat and out of shape I wouldve gone for it

File: 1477337353508.jpg (198KB, 712x705px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 712x705px

>>39322851
>tfw just wanna cuddle and take turns topping

>>39314072
Looking back at my childhood, there were definitely signs.
I always seemed to have a fondness for males

>tfw breeder but have a feminine face and athletic build and catch the gays giving me looks at the gym

silly boys lmao

File: do_your_best_dick.jpg (198KB, 661x859px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 661x859px

>>39314072
>date female friend in high school
>genuinely enjoy her company but could never cum during sex
>break up
>suck off a friend at a party in uni
>constant raging boner
>still not sure
>try fingering
>get addicted to anal masturbation
>acquire several dildos
>still not sure
>date a gay friend of mine who is a clean freak and has mild OCD
>have a happy relationship until he caught me anally masturbating while sniffing his dirty briefs
I'd say I'm like 20% gay desu

Stage 5.

It was just a fetish

>>39323177
I'm kinda mad that I laughed so hard at that.

File: 1458050265432.gif (2MB, 300x228px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 300x228px

>>39322305
Couldn't read it. Bear sex makes me illiterate.

File: 1473005852019.png (75KB, 323x323px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 323x323px

>>39312355
Are you me? What the fuck

>>39316900
True. Race mixing is pretty degenerate.

File: 1476810526898.png (860KB, 657x853px) Image search: [Google]

860KB, 657x853px

>>39324483
>>39314325
>>39312355
Post bubble buts. Do it naow!

>>39325266
Yeah. Gay sex isn't.

>>39322305
Sounds about white

File: nu.png (317KB, 388x447px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 388x447px

>tfw gay friend calls you a bear but you are straight

File: nope.png (85KB, 1000x750px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1000x750px

>>39322305
>uro furries and now fat people

File: 2015-08-18 Watersports by Sicklyhypnos.jpg (1MB, 728x6039px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 728x6039px

>>39325830
Did someone say watersports?

>>39325857
>protein makes your pee smell strong
Is that true?

>>39318180
>gay people
>breeding

The "alt-right" is retarded.

File: 1476165359628.jpg (19KB, 244x302px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 244x302px

>>39323177
>have a happy relationship until he caught me anally masturbating while sniffing his dirty briefs

Why would this ruin a happy relationship?

File: S5GoaXq.jpg (12KB, 192x286px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 192x286px

>>39325857

File: 1478219861204.jpg (408KB, 1200x896px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 1200x896px

I'm only attracted to anime gays

Real gays are disgusting

>>39323071

Ha. Fag.

>>39327660
Thats how it starts anon