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ASK ZYZZ!

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Finally I have connected with the spirit of ZYZZ!!! I have under his glorious command constructed the following table for all of /fit/ to finally get the answer they deserve! I will start
Zyzz is benching in the smith machine alright?
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>>39296890
I will do 90 pushups just as you wish sorry master for even asking about benching in the smith
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>>39296890
Will I get a qt euro Asian gf by the end of the year zyzz?
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>>39296990
Not sure what you mean so I'll ask again
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>>39296999
he has answered
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Will I make it?
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Am i doing it right, Zyzz?
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>>39297013
we're all gonna make it
>>39296999
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>>39297012
Fuark

>>39297013
>>39296999
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Zyzz will I make it?
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>>39296890
Will I make it?
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>>39296890

Will I ever be happy?
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>>39296999
WHAAAAAT????? PRAISE DE LORD!! He has spoken!!!
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Will I stop being a fucking dyel this year ?
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>>39296999
good mama I knew he would bless us all! Screenshot me in this thread
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>>39296890
Will I meet that special someone before the end of the year?
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>>39296890
A-am I still gonna make it b..brah? Im sorry for being so sad and taking breaks from the gym and proper nutrition all the time :(
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>>39296890
Will I be able to do it all again within q1 of 2017?
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>>39297068
Holy shit, thanks zyzz
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>>39296890
will i bang a milf (35+) before i turn 25
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>>39297083
Yes, I am Zyzz. Please give me a direct answer.
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>>39297091
God damn Zyzz is in a good mood today
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>>39297091
based zyzz spirit. will roll last 2 digits pushups anyway
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>>39296999
9 is sick cunt edition aswell so one can imagine how sick cunts we all are as we make it with the sick cunts trips

Blessed be thee name o' thy lord
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Will i ever look as amazing as you Zyzz?
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>>39296999
Put me in the screenshot
>hi mum
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>>39297091
Lucky git
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>>39296890
am i gonna mike it?
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>>39296890
Will I get a fucking job before the end of the year?
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>>39297286
b.t.f.o

Spirit of zyzz reminds you of what is truly important in your life
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>>39296999
Fuark we all gonna make it bro
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She keeps making me feel sad. Should I keep going or should I just leave? When it comes to girls I don't have any other options. I've never had a girlfriend before and I'm trying my hardest not to fuck anything up.
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>>39297321
I didn't ask a yes or no question. I'm going to kill myself instead I think
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Two questions,

Will I make this year memorable?

Does she like me?
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>>39296890
Will I ever see some gains poking through that skinnyfat husk of mine?
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>>39296890
Will I ever be as famous as you?
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>>39297398
Don't mock me spirit!
Will I . Ever. Be. As famous as you?
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>>39296999
lets go brahs
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>>39296890
will I ever get a qt3,14 gf?
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>>39297414
lmao
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>>39296890
Am I a sikkunt brah?
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>>39296890
Bro will she ask me out?
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I know I'm gonna make it
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>>39298129
Should I ask her out after the season?
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>>39296890
Should I fight on?
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>>39296890
will i make it
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>>39298172
NOOOOO
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>>39296890
Will I lose my virginity before 2017?
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Am I going to make it?
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>>39298216
you're the boss brah gonna go kill squats, hopefully hitting 3pl8 will get me laid
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>>39298172
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>>39296999
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>>39296890
Can I become a genetic freak?
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>>39296890
will I make it?
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>>39296999
CHECKED
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Will I hit my 1 plate OHP and 2 plate Bench within the next few months?

Pls
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Will I ever be a god such as yourself?
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>>39296890
will i get fit?
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>>39296999
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brah?
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will I hit a new pr tomorrow?
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is it going to happen this year? If so, with her?
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Will I fuck up my back again?
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>>39298426
reroll
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>>39298441
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should i go cocoon mode
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>>39296890
Will you come back to us?
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Should I ask her out tomorrow or in a week?
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>>39296890
queston
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Will I get a qt twink bf this year?
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Did I already make it?
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Zyzz will I make it breh??
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>>39298534
Got the hover hand just right.

Lips could be gayer tho.
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>>39298534
dyel
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>>39296890
Will I make it?
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>>39296890
am i ever going to make it
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Zyzz, my lord......will I ascend?
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>>39298444
Boi
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Will I get the job?
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>>39298743
Yes im mad but it doesnt matter, will I get the job?
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Will I get a gf before this year ends?
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Will i get lmao2pl8 Bench next year?
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>>39298929
>Will i get lmao2pl8 Bench next year?
Thx but will i?
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>>39298583
>tfw no qt skelly gf
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Son of Zeus may I have your blessings for a successful first bulk?
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>>39296890
will i attain my bulking goals for the winter?
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Will I make it?
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>>39299136
thanks based zyzz
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Should I use?
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zyzz will i make it?
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Will I get sloots this year
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>>39296890
Will I make it brah?
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>>39296890
will this board survive the coming memeocalypse of 4chans death? also will jeff pls go?
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>>39299295
ok i asked you later what now breh?
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Will I ever be worth anything
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>>39296890
Will i make it
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>>39296890
Will I ever get a qt3.14 fit gf willing to coach me if I remain a fatty?
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Will my suffering end by 2020? Trips plz zyzz
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Will I get a QT gf by summer
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>>39299358
N-Not quite sure what you mean Zyzz
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Will I make it?
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>>39296890
Zyzz, will i ever be buff
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>>39299393
No I am not Myron but I will ask again
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>>39296890
Are we all gonna make it?
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>>39296890
Will I look like I lift after this bulk/cut
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Am I ugly
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Answer me cunt
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>>39296890
will i ever be happy
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>>39296890
A im ugly?
Will i ever make it?
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>>39296999
>>39298777

we're all gonna make it brahs
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>>39296890
One of my biggest wishes is to make, so tell me Zyzz. Will I make it this year?
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>>39296999
thanks for these trips anon

we're all gonna make it
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>>39296890
zyzz, should i message my ex?
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>>39299498
hell yes dude

>>39299485
brah check the trips>>39296999
everyone ITT is gonna make it
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>>39296890
zyzz, am I attractive brah?
been liftin for almost 2 years im trying to make it
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>>39296890
do i get to bang the grill?
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will i get a good job by the end of the year
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>>39296890
Does the redhead qt on my floor have a crush on me?
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O Zyzz, will I find a qt white pure gf to spend the rest of my life within a year?
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>>39299977
Fuark
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>>39296890
Will i lose the 15 or more desired pounds of pure fat in the next 3 weeks?
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Will I make it?
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is 5x5 better than 5x3
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>>39300001
FUAAAAARK
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>>39296890
Will I ever make it, brah?
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>>39296890
Will I be happy by the end of the year?
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>>39296890
Will I make it, brah?
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>>39296890
Will this be the year I finally become aesthetic?
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>>39296999
Thank you for this post
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Will I lose my gut before the year ends?
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should i go to my senior prom even if i don't get a date
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>>39296890
will i ever get in shape?
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>>39300192
eh.. let's remove the "even" word.
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>>39300198
I don't know what that means...
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>>39296890
will i get her
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>>39296999
Race mixing mode engaged
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>>39296890
will i make it zyzz?
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>>39300212
feelsbadman
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>>39296890
Should I start Mk677?
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>>39296890
will i get a thicc qt p2t white or latina gf this year?
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will i get laid this year
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>>39296890
Oh Zyzz, should I switch to a hypertrophy routine?
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Will I get a job soon?
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Will I get better at attracting women?
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does the jada in calc like me?
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>>39296999
I'm going to make it!
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>>39296890
Hey az, will i add 10 lbs by the end of december?
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>>39296890
will i get a kiss next week?
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>>39296890
Should I lift tomorrow, and if not should I wait for Monday?
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>>39300600
Start light huh. Thanks, Zyzz!
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>>39296890

lol he ded
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>>39296890
Will i be able to do it well?
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>>39300660
I ll do them for you
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Zyzz, will I become the next Zyzz?
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Am I going to get A's on my tests next week?
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>>39296890
If I put forth more effort and stop being a lazy dense fuck, will they all be mine?
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Will I make it zyzz. Will I find a qt lifter gf?
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save me
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>>39296890
I have high insertions on everything, should I even bother?
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>>39296890
Mighty Angel Zyzz, please tell us if these goddamn incels will quit shitposting on our /fit/ boards any time soon?
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>>39299919
bitch say yes or no
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>>39298583
She's so sweet though, I like her videos.
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>>39296890
am i gonna make it
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Zyzz, will ever make it?
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>>39299919
>>39300899
is anons red head qt crush getting BBC by Tyrone?
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Will I ever make it brah?
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Did you lie about the last post?
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Will I ever go back to the gym?
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>>39296890
Will it always be like this?
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Zyzz will I get 5 reps in each of 1/2/3/4 by the end of this year?
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Will I make it?
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>>39296890
Will I get big and strong?
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>>39301222
will i just get fat then?
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>>39296890

None of us will ever make it, will we?
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>>39296999
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>>39296890
Can I achieve my dream body goal of tyler1?
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Will I lose the fat
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>>39298534
The point is to lift bro
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>>39296890
Should I break up with my gf?
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>>39296890
Hi Zyzz, will I ever make it and become a sickunt just like you?
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Am I natty?
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should I ask my gym crush out?
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>>39301690
da fuck brah
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>>39296890
is connor Murphy a closet faggot
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>>39296890
Will I ever be happy with my life?
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>>39301934
Hahahaha
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>>39296890
Will I get my best results so far this semester?
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>>39302135
how about now?
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>>39296890
Am I going to move out next year?
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>>39296890
You said come back later Zyzz, so I'm rolling...
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>>39296890
how many plastic surgeries did you got?
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>>39296890
should I quite my job?
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>>39296890
Sauna
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>>39296890
hey zyzz
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>>39296890
is it going to be alright?
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should i start roiding soon?
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Will i ever become a sick cunt like you?
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Can I be the next Zyzz?
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Will I make it next year?
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>>39302231
wait, will I get huge?
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Will I get 100% healthy again, Zyzz?

Bless you
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Will I make it?
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>>39302308
im not understanding...?
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>>39296890
Ok, it is a bit later. Please give me the answer now?
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well i succeed in nofap november
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>>39302333
re-roll
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Does she see me as a possible bf and is waiting for me to make a move?
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>>39296890
Should I start getting fit by buying weights rather than getting a gym membership?
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>>39302697
Yes. Now tell me, should I buy weights rather than a gym membership?
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>>39302707
TELL ME. SHOULD I BUY WEIGHTS??
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>>39296890
Will I do well this semester?
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>>39296890
Am I gonna make some mental and physical gainz?
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>>39296999
>>39302333

oh lawdy
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>>39296999
Thank you for motivating me in times of caloric deficit and missing Mires
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>>39296890
Will I make it?
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>>39296890
Should i focus more on my upper chest, son of Zeus ?
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>>39296890
Will we get back together?
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>>39296890
will i make it?
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will i make it??
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Will i make it
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>>39296890
>>39296890
Is there any point to preparing for the war to come at this point, or should I just try to ride it out when it comes?
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>>39296890
I-I will m-make it r right?
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>>39299999
>>39300000
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>>39296890
Should i drop this bitch like a bad habit?
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>>39296890
Am I going to be shredded in time for Summer?
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>>39296890
Am I gonna pull 5pl8s next year?
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>>39296890
The deer disappointed me, please Zyzz tell me, will I hit 60/90/120/140x5 by january?
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will I look good by September?
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Uhm, h-hi.

W-will i ever make it?

Pls respond.
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>>39304117
Yes I am, but I need an answer.
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>>39304125
REEEEEEEEEEEE

PLS RESPOND NOW!!!!!!
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>>39304137
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???

PLS RESPOND

And yes, i am mirin.
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>>39296890
Should I and will I fuck her?
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>>39296890
Will senpai (positively) notice me?
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Should I focus legs or chest tomorrow?
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>>39297022
>>39296999
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>>39296890
Will i make it
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>>39296890
Am I going to make it Zyzz?
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Will I make it before next summer?
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>>39296890
Should I lift?
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>>39296890
Will I make it
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>>39305199
>>39296890
Thanks, I know but should I lift?
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>>39296890
Did my GF break up with me because I'm not good enough for her?
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>>39296890
...should I lose my natty card?
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>>39296999
based zyzz looking after us from up there
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is death the only way to ever make it
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>>39296890
will i make it ?
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>>39296890
Is she gonna say yes?
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Will I set a new bench and squat pr today?
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>>39296890
are we gonna fuck?
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>>39305333
No I'm not. Just answer my question
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Am I going to make it?
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>>39305333
checked
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Will something odd, unusual, or interesting happen this Sunday?
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Will I get my finances straight
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Is it best for me to be completely sober?
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>>39305442
Is it best if the only drug I use is caffeine?
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>>39305456
Okay. Maybe I'll ask again after I lift.
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>>39305264
>stop being a sad Cunt
HE HAS SPOKEN
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I saw my crush meeting another guy outside of the college gate. It seems that they meet regularly and she goes to work right after school. I have no idea what their relationship is.
Should I go for her anyways?
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Will someone ever love me?
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>>39296890
will i fuck the girl i met on halloween this weekend?
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Will I make it?
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>>39296890
Will I get a qtie gf anytime soon?
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Should I stop smoking?
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>>39305656
ansr pls
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Will I ever be mired?
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>>39296890
Is /fit/ full of unknowledgeable retards Zyzzle? Are they all overweight / auschwitz mode dyels who scream "READ DURR STICKY" and think strength training translates to aesthetics?
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>>39305701
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>>39305701
kek
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have I posted too many times in this thread?
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>>39296890
Will I get my hernia/ulcer/whatever the fuck this is sorted out and finally make it as a professional wrestler?
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>>39296890
Zyzz, will i look good if i go bald or should i risk my dick?
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>>39301795
You don't need Zyzz to tell you that, it's an obvious yes
Dude looks like post-surgery Michael Jackson
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>>39305701
/fit/ BTFO
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Am I as ugly looking as I feel?
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>>39305776
I would really like to know, please.
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Will she be the one?
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Will I ever live in a different state?
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Im getting payed this week?
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Do you avoid the questions you don't know the answer to, ZYZZ?
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>>39305827
Im more concerned about paying my bills than mirin, pls gib answere..am I getting my check this week?
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Am I wasting my time?
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Will I ever get mutual love?
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Is it worth it?
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>>39305852
Should I do it anyway?
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>>39296890
will I ever have a 10/10 gf?
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U mirin Zyzz?
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>>39305863
yes but answer my question pls
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>>39296890
Should I cheat on my gf?
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Will I lift a new PR at the competition?
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Am i going to make it brah?
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>>39296890
>>39296890
Are we gonna make it?
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>>39296890
Will I ever get her.
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>>39296890
Will I make it brah?
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Was it worth it zyzz
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>>39296890
How to death-in-sauna mode?
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>>39296890
Am I going to make it?
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>>39296890
Is hillary gonna make it?
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>>39306057
Yes I am mirin, but am I going to make it?
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>>39296999

I'm the only one realizing he has to do 99 push ups?, he didn't even linked the zyzz image
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>>39306066
I will master, but am I going to make it?
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Should I try to get her back zyzz?
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>>39296890

should I talk to this tinder chick?
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>>39306088

it's the second time I ask zyzz and the second time he tells me I'm gonna make it

also 8 of FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK
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>>39306078
I take that as a yes? yes?
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>>39306100
TY ZYZZ BRAH, I WON'T LET YOU DOWN SENPAI!
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>>39305735
Asking later
>Will I get my hernia/ulcer/whatever the fuck this is sorted out and finally make it as a professional wrestler?
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>>39306175
MOTHER FUCKER
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>>39296890
Sup brah, will I reach my goals this year?
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>>39296890
Should I drop other girls and go for Kat?
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Will I meet "her" this year Zyzz? :((
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Is it gonna change for the better ?
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>>39306320
Cmon you sick cunt
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>>39306175
Alright Zyzz, I gave you 20 more minutes to think about it. For the third time,
>Will I get my hernia/ulcer/whatever the fuck this is sorted out and finally make it as a professional wrestler?
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Does Abby like me at all?
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>>39306346
I-Is that a yes??
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>>39306356
no but like serously zyzz, does she?
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>>39306357
Cmon Zyzz, gimme a straight answer. Will I at least get my stomach problem cured?
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>>39296890

Will she ever love me again?
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>>39306395
Fuark
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im gona make it brah?
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>>39296890
Does she like me?
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>>39296890
will she date me?
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Start lifting?
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will i make it?
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>>39296999
Is this a dream?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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