/fraud/ general

>>39278519
whats ur point i have done psmf for longer than that, with chicken only and no vegetables

but why do that shit and have a non functioning brain, when i can lose fat 3x as fast while eating a fuckload of food and be able to think clearly

>>39278721
claiming that you have PTSD from your dietary choices makes you a faggot thats all. hows your lymphs ?

>>39278727
they are like 10% of what they were originally but they are not going down any farther (as of yet)

i have to go to a doctor though

all this shit that i am suspecting, like tren and accutane, are only making them swell MORE. they are not (or at least i don't think) the actual root cause, they are just irritating an underlying condition

so yeah gonna cruise for like 1.5 months more and go to a specialist assuming my bloods come back not-fucked-up

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>>39278738
accutane was a horrible choice m8y just use estrogen blockers legal like DIM(it metabloilizes oestrogen better) or illegal and you would have better skin, good that its swelling down, did you check everything else out like thyriod ?

>>39278738
also to add on to my frauding steroid dnp poison blog

>down stairs eating my stupid ass shit oats
>see an entire huge ass home made pizza (even the crust was homemade)
>looks good but nope
>go upstairs as my fat ass brother goes downstairs
>20 mins later or so i realize i left my phone downstairs and go get it
>the. entire. fucking. pizza. is. gone..... the. whole. fucking. huge. ass. pizza. is. gone.
>think no fucking way, check fridge and freezer
>it's just gone

Lads, I believe there was site that list supplements with other stuff in them before they get pulled from market or discontinued. Kinda like a 'zero day' list. Anyone have it?

>>39278752
it was an excellent choice for me considering it gives (at least for me) permanent results

no i didn't check shit at all yet beyond testing for diseases (don't have any apparently). don't think a fucked up thyroid would fuck with lymph nodes and shit all over my body though

Anyone here ever have hemmorhoids? Shit fucking hurts lads

wat do??

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>>39278763
no but fuck off :D
https://www.ugbodybuilding.com/threads/5333-A-few-DNP-myths-you-ll-hear
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4607104/
http://www.steroidology.com/forum/anabolic-steroid-forum/112234-massive-dnp-info.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
http://steroidcalc.com/
https://www.drugabuse.gov/publications/drugfacts/anabolic-steroids
http://www.evolutionary.org/the-perfect-post-cycle-therapy-pct/
http://www.anabolicsteroids.net/post-cycle-therapy.php
http://www.postcycletherapy.net/#forward
https://www.steroid.com/post-cycle-therapy.php
http://www.anabolicandrogenicresearch.com/pro-hormone-compound-info.html
http://mindandmuscle.net/articles/old-prohormones-vs-new-prohormones/
http://www.steroidology.com/
http://www.anabolic-bible.org/ShowPage.aspx?callpage=Synthetic_Development
https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/295o6t/dhea_to_testosterone/
http://www.genome.jp/kegg-bin/show_pathway?sur00100
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloartenol
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12519197
http://forums.steroid.com/supplements/100603-all-info-prohormones-youll-ever-need.html
https://tudorbompainstitute.wordpress.com/2013/03/06/vitamin-d-the-anabolic-switch
http://forums.steroid.com/educational-threads/309685-understanding-esters-active-life-half-life.html
http://suppversity.blogspot.com
http://www.anabolic-bible.org/ShowPage.aspx?callpage=Synthetic_Development
http://blog.insidetracker.com/can-vitamin-d-restore-low-testosterone-levels
http://www.powerliftingtowin.com/powerlifting-programs/
http://www.raysahelian.com/phytosterols.html
http://www.chemguide.co.uk/organicprops/alcohols/esterification.html

>>39278767
some people are fucked geneticly, i have horrible hip fat but im lucky to not have boob fat so atleast for my fatass im halfway there to alpha if i lose more wheight. and no dieseases would cause that since it was steriod usage related

>>39278771
Prevent them is only thing you can do. Other than having surgically removed. You can get cream/suppository that treat symptoms but is not cure.

>>39278777
so how do i not get hemorrhoids? not take jakes bbc in my asshole or what?

cuz thats the next thing i fucking need.

>>39278783
use more lube, ask bimbo idk

>>39278787
do non faggots get them?

>>39278777
I had a problem with it like 3 or 4 months ago but it went away, started acting up again tonight

fuck m8 its rough

>>39278792
if the shit is hard and dry yes but it generaly goes away with proper hydration

>>39278783
Improve diet, eat plenty of fibre. Dont force shits out hard, let them flow, bro. Let ur bum hole close up before wiping and go easy on it.

>>39278811
That's why I got them... I was taking anti diarrhea pills and I got an impacted stool (whatever its called when your shit becomes rock solid in your anus and its so hard to get out) had to scrape it out of my asshole with a Qtip and force it like no tmrw ... i was lucky i didn't rupture anything, blood was going everywhere.

Anyway, I don't take those anti diarrhea pills anymore. I made sure to take in more fibre, but last night I bought a jumbo pizza box full of nachos and ate it to myself and I'm lactose intolerant so I had the shits really bad because of all the cheese and jalapenos so now my anus is rekt and i have a ping pong ball sized lump on my anus that hurts like a motherfucker

On a positive note, I decided to up the dose from 250 to 400mg test, thinking about adding some npp and lean bulking

>>39278924
Ive been having awful shits like that lately cause of low estro. These odd shaped thick hard nuggets that fucking ripped my asshole. There's a pic of a bloody toilet bowl from like a week ago, absolutely awful stuff.

No hemorrhoid shit though, thank god.

>>39278939
Seriously be careful m8

I was on the toilet for an hour chipping away at a baseball sized rock of shit with the plastic part of a qtip in tears, it was traumatizing

Anyone have any suggestions about sterons that aren't hard on the hairline that will help me recomp/cut? Tried anavar but it was 100% winny and i started shedding like crazy

>>39278961
Drinking water now lmao

>Baseball sized
JFC mine was like just over pingpong ball sized if that and it fucked me up. Im sorry friend. Your asshole deserves better

>>39278984
*unzips dick*

yes, yes it does

>>39279003
His boibutt had a baseball run through it you think your betting pencil sized cock is gonna feel shit?

can test e and c be 300mg/ml?

>>39279011
only one way to find out

>>39278961
Just run 250mg/week and take dnp/psmf to goal lowest bodyweight

>>39279034
>take dnp/psmf
btw this is a bullshit meme

im eating above maintenance on this dnp run and losing like twice as much as i did doing psmf on dnp

i read that some product of glucose metabolism is needed to oxidize fats or some shit which makes sense i guess

>>39279058
Someone red pill me on dnp

I'm terrified

>>39279068
TL:DR
you would have to deliberately take an amount for above normal doses to overdose and cook yourself
Cataracts and PN are so rare they are basically urban myth tier today
take some antioxidants

>>39279078
pn is very real

>>39279078
far above*

>>39279078
So 250mg, plus supplements will basically make sure i'm ok?

What supps do you recommend?

>>39279083
in the few years dnp and fraud generals have been a thing on 4chan
fatlifts was the only person who started developing PN
go traul through bb and roid forums
hardly anyone gets PN

>>39279013
yes

>>39279096
i get pn myself it's real, it just goes away easily if you stop using dnp

doesn't happen at low doses though unless you run it for a long ass time

>>39279092
I personally only take some antioxidants

Supplements (daily):
- 2g Vitamin C (antioxidant)
- 800iu Vitamin E (antioxidant)
- 1-2grams Pyruvate (may help prevent cataracts)
- 600mg NAC (N-Acetyl Cysteine) (liver support, may help prevent PN and cataracts)

Optional but recommended:
- Potassium gluconoate (prevent cramping)
- Magenesium (antioxidant)
- Taurine (prevent cramping)
- Grape seed extract (antioxidant)
- Selenium (antioxidant)
- Alpha Lipoic Acid (antioxidant)
- Melatonin (helps you sleep through night sweats)
- V8 juice (250ml ED)

take all this if you want
but most of their efficacy is just conjecture

>>39279096
complete horseshit

everyone gets PN after a long time/too high a dosage, even faggot notop. it's just not permanent

>>39279114
I didn't explain myself properly
I should have elaborated that most people aren't retarded enough to run DNP long enough to get it and most people drop DNP the second they start feeling pins and needles
You would have to be a retard to get a bad case of PN

>>39279058
I meant that as an either/or.

DNP is so you don't have to psmf. Ran 600mg/day for two weeks in South florida working in a kitchen with no ac, and I would still rather do that agin than psmf.for any significant length of time. It just makes me feel fucking stupid, destroys my lifts/energy, and doesn't even work that quickly.

>>39279105
I'm in Canada, so I'm thinking I can deal with the heat because it's already snowing here lol. Might grab a multivitamin and hope for the best because that seems like alot of supplements and I don't wanna spend money on all of that.

I'm 5'9 190lbs at roughly 20-25% bf, i'm not exactly a big guy. I wanna cut down to like 170 and then start a blast while eating clean and lean bulk

Any thoughts on how long I should run dnp? I was thinking maybe 2-3 wks and then take a break and go for another 2wks, all at 250mg

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>>39279145
RaHoWa when?

>>39279154
>I'm 5'9 190lbs at roughly 20-25% bf
translates to
>roughly 30-35% bf

even if you were """"25%"""" you would be 16% at your proposed new weight which is still fucking obese as fuck, you obviously dont even fucking lift and u are planning a "blast while eating clean"

>>39279168
You are misinformed friend

>>39279154
Don't worry about the heat. It's uncomfortable but definitely over hyped. Humans are really good at disappating heat. See my post above about working 3ft from an oven in humid ass Florida with no ac on 600mg/day. I survived no problem. Was soaked like I fell in the pool but I didn't get sock or pass out or anything close.

>Supplements
Dilute Gatorade in water in something like a 1/10 ratio and youre fine. Only thing to worry about is electrolyte balance from the sweat. The antioxidant stack is unnecessary you can produce antioxidants endogenously.

Run it 2 weeks on 2 weeks off at 500mg/day until you see abs or stange sides develop. 190 at 5'9" I guarantee youre fat as fuck this process will taka while.

>>39279177
ok enjoy flapping ur disgusting fat ass everywhere you go you fucking animal

>>39279201
>I guarantee youre fat as fuck this process will taka while.
hope he dies

maybe his core temperature will not be able to dissipate through all of his fucking disgusting ass blubber and he'll overheat to death

opinions on adding DNP to my trene/teste?

will i be into the dead mode?

So my dad is getting old and has some chronic injuries like bad disk in his neck, tore something in his hip, hurt his knee on his job, etc

Would ibutamoren potentially help with these? Want to get him something really cool for Xmas, and help him feel better, and I bet if I tell him what it is and flash a few studies he'll take it. Don't wanna waste his time if it's more-or-less useless for that purpose though. If there's somewhere better to ask please share.

Thanks gents

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>tfw my dumb ass can't produce a half-decent song clip with lyrics I didn't write and a backing track I didn't create

Does anadrol have any mental effects?

>>39279500
>DNP on Tren
Shrek will move into your room because your bed is going to be a fucking disgusting sweaty ogre swamp

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>>39279609
ibutamoren is inferior to injectable alternatives, such as ghrp 2-6

though, no growth hormone secretagogue will work well unless you're also providing peptides for the GH to recruit for repair (see: tb500, bpc157)

these are all subcutaneous injections mind you, so good luck convincing him fampai

Did most people start with 500mg test a week? If so what were the gains like? body and strength wise

>>39279743
Good

>>39279749
How good...hehe...how much would my numbers go up by roughly?

>>39279732
>Injectables
Not even gonna try.

I understand it's not a cure-all miracle but would it help at all, you think?

>>39279752
By a good amount. There is literally no way to tell as it's based on your training, genetics, current lift, current size, your diet, etc. You will gain a lot faster than lifting naturally but steroids aren't magic and it's not like you'll see your muscles grow overnight.

I'd add dbol because dbol is magical and test takes about four weeks to kick in anyway

>>39279654
post what you got

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>>39279609
Yes it would definitely help him.
>>39279732
>ibutamoren is inferior to injectable alternatives, such as ghrp 2-6
In what way is it inferior? Also who the fuck wants to pin 3x a day? He's old breh, he just needs a pill to pop once a day.

>>39279789
Aight, uploading, will be ready in a few.

>>39279847
If you're gonna shill you gotta provide a bit more than 'it works'.

Links to anecdotes or studies would be nice

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>>39279883
What do you want to know? There are literally hundreds of studies so I don't know what you want me to link you exactly? They have even given ibutamoren to dogs and horses and done studies.

>>39278707
What porn is this from?

>>39279902
QoL improvement stuff, effects on chronic soft tissue injuries. Only thing I can find relevant to that is a study on people in their 60s and up.

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>>39279883
>>39279902
Here is the study on dogs I was talking about. It uses the highest dose I know of in a study at 1mg per kg of bodyweight which is what encouraged me to try a 100mg/day dose.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9071975

Requesting help with first cycle:

Running 500mg test-e a week for 12 weeks, jabbing 250mg on mon/thurs.

Want to run adex with it, should i run adex on the first day i jab, or wait untill week 2-3 of the cycle? Was going to take .5mg e3.5d.

Also pct will be nolva 40/40/20/20

>>39279789
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-ol2XPhe-0

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>>39279915
>QoL improvement stuff
Better sleep
Faster workout recovery
More energy because you just feel better in general
I don't have any chronic injuries so I can't comment on that but my joints don't pop anymore since I've been using ibutamoren for whatever that's worth
>>39279938
Pretty good breh!

>>39279708
that is totally fine, I just prefer not to die

>>39279961
Yeah but you have to understand that as mrsnakeoil you need someone else to say these things because you have monetary incentive to lie.

So do you have any forum posts bookmarked or any studies that specifically looked into qol improvement?

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>>39279938
Instrumentals available are all inaccurate, I start the first verse on time and by the end the background track is off by two seconds. I've been trying to edit the original MP3 to remove vocals, but the left/right symmetry is too high to isolate the center channel and get rid of all the lead vocals.

Such a hard life, I think I'm going to have to learn how to create beats, instrumentals on average are just a little bit too off to be usable.

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>>39279981
Lol it's not snake oil. I do not have anything saved specifically on quality of life but I will do a quick search. But just think about it. Growth hormone heals and recovers, of course that would cause a qol improvement.

>>39280008
Yeah I know, I do believe it works but my first instinct is to always discount anything someone says when they have a fiscal imperative to lie.

If anything though Im helping you out, everyone will see whatever extra-personal anecdotes and studies you can find, yknow

>>39279924
You might not even need it. Don't bother with it unless you notice estrogen side effects.

>>39279919
Is that Estelle?

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>>39280035
I found two studies both showing qol improvement. Just Google growth hormone qol or go on pubmed and search similar terms if you want to do further research.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=27346880
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/?term=26732161

Test

>>39279703
Anyone?

How much Halloween candy did you binge on /fraud/??

>>39280151
I went to the gym then went home. Didn't even crave candy, I crave human connection. But hey at least I look good :)

>>39280161
>I crave human connection

People are shit and will always disappoint you.

>>39280161
<3 keep it up anon!

Do any of you start your tren a higher during the first week? When do you usually feel the tren? Been pinning for 3 days... just wondering when Im going to start wanting to fuck my room mate so I can warn him no homo

pinned tren a into my delt and holy fucking shit the pain and burning sensation is unreal. Will be pinning quads the rest of my life

Just ball park, whats the average cycle cost all up?

>>39280513
If you order international, you can get test e, nolva, syringes, and AI for 200 tops. I can everything from 2 places so shipping is like 65$ but I do multiple orders. Otherwise it would be a little more

>>39280513
Depends on what ur gonna take, my first beginner cycle of Test Enanthate & anavar plus Ai: arimidex and pct Nolvadex was 300 bucks, needles and syringes r like 23 bucks on Amazon, I used 26g didn't feel a thing. Would recommend. But ur gonna want to get HCG, i didn't, I did fine but it's recommended. But all in all, it's way cheaper than a good sarm cycle and better. Gains like no other.

>>39280421
Then u did it wrong I pin only my delts because it doesn't cause soreness like quads n glutes. Plus that local growth effect is pretty nice. Delts blew up quick. I'd say give it another shot it's worth imo.

>>39280556
>But ur gonna want to get HCG
no

>>39280583
I didn't take it but every forum praises that shit. I did fine without it but why do they all recommend it anon?

>>39280535
>>39280556
Cheers, I live in Aus so I would have to use tor and blackmarket it, otherwise it would be triple that buying local.

>>39280595
because small balls scare everyone for some reason

keep hcg for recovering from long b&cs. it's a complete waste of money for a regular cycle

>>39280609
Oooooo ok thanks man. Love you.

>>39280605
my condolences buddy. your customs are super fuckin hard to get through, there's a reason why your local shit is that expensive. good luck

>>39279907
gay porn with one of /frauds/ (bimbo i think), I would imagine.

>at work
>got cut
>getting out first aid kid
>Hot coworker who has never been friendly to me, only civil, approaches me
>"What did you do?"
>>Got a cut, just need to put a bandaid on it."
>"Awww poor baby, here let me do it for you."
>Proceeds to puts a bandaid on my hand slowly
>"All done, is that better?" Grips my forearm with both her hands (her hands were fucking tiny by the way)
>>"Yeah that's good. Cheers."

The sterons are working guys.

>>39280008
i literally didnt notice anything other than hunger and bloat on mk677
not saying it doesnt increase gh but the "qol effects" werent noticeable for me at least

>>39280622
>the steroids are working
>still dyel

i think she was just being nice breh

>>39280700
Fucking weird way to be nice putting a bandaid on someones finger like they're your mum or something.

so fraud i dun goofed, i might be going to prison for a while. im trying to make prep for what to do to avoid losing all my gains .

any suggestions?

>>39280710
yeah i give you that.
idk what you look like, but if you look mediocre or even dyel i dont see how that meant anything.

how old is your coworker? woman above 25 tend to do mommy-ish things to strangers.

>>39280710
mate she was just helping u cause u have downs

>>39280742
maybe try not breaking the law so you dont have to go to prison, anon

>>39280742
how long do you have? you're gonna have to pct if you don't want to deflate like a balloon but that's minimum 4 weeks, plus the wait for the shit you're pinning to clear out of your system

dunno how easy it is to actually get roids in there... can't imagine having injectables at least

>>39280743
She's 21 I think.

>>39280751
Nigger.

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>>39280742
> getting gyno in prison
>2011

ISHYGDDT

you better hope you can at least get some pct in there.......otherwise you'll get rapeed because you'll grow breasts.

>>39280742
You should be able to fit enough in the 'boot' to keep you from completely fucking up. Drug mules can fit kilos of gear up their shitter.

>>39280827
>getting gyno from not pcting
are you stupid?

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>fraud
>strg+f "mast"
>0 results

>>39280806
21?

you wanna know if that slut wanted D or nah, then tell me how do you look?
Are you dyel, or do you look jacked in fitting clothing?

>>39280974
I don't think you know how low normie standards are

guarantee anyone on roids, no matter how dyel by /fit/ standards is considered big irl

fuck man I started getting mires after like 4 months of natty lifting...

>call ex to smash
>"not tonight call when you're back from shoot"
>cool
>"but hey wait maybe I can't do this"
>okay cool
>"I enjoy fucking you but I don't desire it or need it"
>that's fine bye
>"okay wait are you busy Sunday?"
>depends are we smashing
>"whatever you want"
>you figure it out I have a flight to catch ill you when I want to fuck you

Holy shit this ride and I'm at the airport with no ID

>>39281058
kill yourself retard

>>39281104
You first faggot

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>>39280974
I'm not jacked. Far from it. Although I look bigger than I did 9 weeks ago, my work uniform is starting to get too uncomfortable because it's tight. I don't enjoy form fitting clothes, feels too showy, not humble.

>>39281058
Just reading about your life drains the energy out of me.

>>39281124
Good thing I'm never tired

>>39281104
this

>>39281135
You seem like a high energy bloke. Are you usually the centre of attention or at least draw a lot of attention in a crowded room?

>>39281161
Does he attract >hey look at the retard attention. Come on, m8.

>>39281161
Lol yes

Sexually harass me

>>39281227
I only sexually harass attractive people, nerd

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>>39280652
I mean we are all pretty young. I'm sure the effects in an old person would be dramatic.
>>39281058
>at the airport with no ID
Smooth

>>39281358
Got through fine you never responded yesterday so I'm assuming you got fed up

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If you're on a cut and tons of gear is it ok to have a rest day for every 2 or sometimes 1 work out days?

I mean, it seems counterproductive to keep killing it on a cut its not like im a genetic freak who still makes gains while on it.

>>39281569
>is it okay to give your body rest time after breaking down muscle tissue after a heavy session of lifting

we'll need real scientists to figure this out lads.

>>39281569
is this a serious question? its painfully obvious to give yourself rest even on gear.
if you worked out shoulders and chest today, dont workout shoulders and chest tomorrow again lmao.

For me it goes like this

>today push day
>tomorrow pull
>crippling muscle soreness for the next 3 days
>repeat

>>39281683
Frequency is my biggest growth factor. I isolate delts daily.

>>39281697
well i only run test, and while everyone says "you can workout eerrday and lift for 15 hours on test BREEEEEEH" i just not true for me.

I get bad muscle soreness from every singel workout.
Im 4 weeks on though, so that might be the reason. But i think the "test doesnt kick in before 4 weeks" meme has been debunked many times.

>>39281697
>biggest growth factor
>looks mediocre while running all kinds of gear for years

if you werent 6'5" you should kys

>>39281768
I look super mediocre and yet I make money with my body. Kill yourself first fag.

>>39281821
yes with your HEIGHT FACE FRAME not your muscles you fucking DYEL

>>39281715
>"test doesnt kick in before 4 weeks"
true. lucky ones go to 4, usually 5-6

whats ur training program?
>>39281697
>Frequency is my biggest growth factor.
100%

>>39281898
stop
fucking
posting

>>39281898
i hit shoulders, chest and triceps on one day, for 1hr30-40 mins.

and back+biceps for 1hr30mins too.
then i have one day in the week for legs + abs.

i would do this indefinetely, but i get crippling muscle soreness from a single session wich lasts 2-3 days, sometimes even more.

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>>39282323
eat more salt and stretch after your workouts. the salt may help more than you would imagine

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stairmaster cardio on tren is basically suicide. I feel like doing every time.

>>39276527

Who is the girl in this webm?

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>>39282323
You eat/sleep enough? You will definitely notice the recovery boost from test.

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>>39282360
i can barely last 20 mins on that i cant imagine doing that to lose weight not only that but i dont take preworkout so id be even more fucked doing that

>>39282409
well i was injured just recently and went into a shitty phase where i didnt sleep or eat enough.

Now on test, im trying to get my old habits back, but it takes some time, so every 2 days or so i eat like shit and sleep just 6 hours.

Its prolly the reason why, yes. Im aware and working on it. I still expected the gear to help me atleast a bit, because 3-4 days of soreness is just nuts

Have any of you guys ever tried to recomp on tren? What kind of diet did you run and what were your macros?

>>39282379
his gf

okay i dont know if im just being retarded, but i recently noticed that im a bit taller.

I didnt measure myself, i just noticed how im slightly taller than people that were the same height, and also how small things like the bath sink hangs way lower than usual.
I look at my mother and wonder if she got smaller.
I look at my coworkers and wonder "man wasnt this guy insanely tall?".
I also have knee pain when running, which i always had in the past when my body was growing again.

Dont say its placebo. I didnt think about my height or about growing at all. I didnt expect to get taller, i didnt waste a single thought on it.

There was a guy a few weeks ago who had legitimate claims, that testosterone is the key factor in growth at late puberty and that growth hormone only plays a role in childhood and early puberty.
Now im 20 years old, so im pretty much late puberty.

Is there a slight chance, that my test made me grow just a bit?

Now if this is true, should i take an AI for the small chance that im actually growing right now? Obviously high e2 would counteract this, and i dont get any sides from the test so im not taking an Ai right now. Do you guys think i should pop some low dose asin just in case?
Miracles always happen.

5'11" (usually) btw

>>39282608
Are there any more pics?

İs masT kill ? did notop assasianated him finally ?

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>>39282658
>heh, better luck next time, masT

How do I crash my test for bloodwork?
No sleep + alcohol? I heard there was some kind of food that also lowers test by a huge amount

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>>39282697
We finally meet.

>>39278738
where does someone get bloodwork done? Looking to start a cycle. I am from netherlands btw if it matters

>>39282725
no sleep, no exercise, booze, constant fapping, and getting fat.

and by no sleep i dont mean 5 hours sleep per night. I mean not sleeping at all.

>>39282725
being on 4chan is enough to do it to me lol
>>39282804
yes and as much soy milk as he can drink in a day to increase his estrogen levels above normal

>>39282636
Some men continue to grow into their mid 20s, albeit a much slower pace than in their teens

>>39282804
so like 48 hours without sleep and then get my bloodtest done?

>>39282849
and drink 2 gallons of soy milk and you should get your T levels pretty low

>>39282862
ill do that. I already think I'm kind of low test but I want to make sure I'm below 300 so they can me prescribe me test

>>39282741
your doctor

>>39282725
it's licorice

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>inject over a gram of gear on delts
>my TRICEPS get a red spot and are sore for 2-3 days as well
>happens EVERY single week

someone explain the logic of this?

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>>39282914
jesus fuck

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>>39282925
>inject over a gram of gear on delts
not 100% sure, but I dont think delts should take that much of oil which would be the reason. Havent you minded to change site after noticing this?

>>39282967
on second thought drop the soy, its meant to fuck with your T:E ratio and thus helping him precribe you anti estrogens or possiblility of precribing Testosterone but with licorice you could get straight to the point and eat the shit out of that like the shityy candy that it realy is.

>>39282967
I refuse to believe this is true lol

how much licorice was given

>>39282967
lol what

>>39282999
We evaluated the effect of licorice on gonadal function in seven normal men, 22 to 24 years of age. The men were given 7 g daily of a commercial preparation of licorice in the form of tablets (Saila, Bologna, Italy) containing 0.5 g of glycyrrhizic acid, as determined by gas chromatography–mass spectrometry; the effect on the metabolism of mineralocorticoids in these men was reported previously.2

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>>39282925
It's leaking subq. You probably shouldn't be pinning that much in your delts unless they're cannonball sized. recommendation for delts is usually less than 2ml but if the only side effect you're having us some redness and no pain I'd say the volume is okay but maybe get a longer needle

>>39282925
I used to pin 1ml in my quads and I'd get pain, etc. way the fuck down from where I pinned. Like I'd do upper outer quad and get pip down close to my knee

>>39282862
>>39282829
>tfw drink 1 liter of soymilk literally everyday while being on test

u mad i have no tits but sik gains?

>>39282885
the soy thingy is a fucking meme you sperg

>>39283026

it's a 1.25inch needle and I'm 5'8, I put it all the way in.

>>39283038
that was really rude of you and I want you to apologize

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>>39283049
Well that's more than deep enough. I take it you're injecting directly into the middle of your delt?

>>39282849
nah man that is nuts, and you wont go through it.

sleep for 2 hours a night, not more.

just telling you though this is hard as fuck.
you lay down and close your eyes for 20 seconds and boom the next time you wake up you accidently slept for 10 hours straight

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>>39283038
sounds like you using it to make a wetter cycle like people who drink a ton of whole milk would get with it.

>also not switching to algae for even sicker gains

remove your self from the genie pool now
REEEE

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>>39282885
kek. how much u think they will prescribe at max? U wont get shitt to nothing, I give u that

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>>39282967
>eating the twizzled jew

>>39283088
no, i drink it because i hate milk. Its disgusting for me

>>39283079

sometimes a little left and a little right, dont want scar tissue.

>>39283110
I dont care about their retarded sustanon. I want to have a script so I can legally get on planes with gear

>>39283135
thats actually pretty clever. You fly huh?

>>3928315
you fly alot?*

>>39283152
>>39283135
>>39283110

wouldnt it be easiest, to just pin test, wait till your natural system is crashed, then drop the test, and go to the doctor with barely any test in you?

>>39283117
cant blame you but algae is better for gains its a true complete protein not to mention its brettty good for detox if your on orals as a on cycle support agent. spirulina and chlorella its underated and costs the same as protien powder per pound

>>39283135
would make illegal roids seem legal at that point so long as it has a fake print of the proper dosages

>>39278707
>>39279907
Fuark! I actually recognize that gay porn
>Boundgods with Scott Amrbose

>>39283152
It's more of a precaution. You often read stories of people that have to go off cycle early (or stop cruising) because they have a sudden business trip or other matters. Also, not having to hide needles and bottles from the people you live with

>>39283181
Yeah it's not that hard. Security won't know the difference between testobolin or nebido

>>39279961
Is dat sum midget?

>>39283167
It's possible, but sometimes they'll notice that your LH/FSH is unusually low so they might prescribe you shit that'll raise LH/FSH instead of test

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>>39283181
>spirulina and chlorella its underated and costs the same as protien powder per pound
I've considered picking some up but aren't most of them made in China and taste like shit?

>>39281875
Except I'm enormous and bigger than you

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>>39283208
Isnt there something else to check that than bloodwork from low T? seems wierd IMO, like ppl would do what you're gonna do to get prescribes. Like check ur voice/muscle mass or smth like that, idk desu

>>39283167
getting ur natural system crashed just for lulz is never clever idea. He said it's for precaution so its more understandable desu

>>39283250
most seem to be but im sure you can fine somewhere that sells localy produced stuff, you could also grow your own, provided that you have a steady temp in your house and a window to use.

most supplements and roids come from china anyhow so nothing new here

it tastes like smashed assholes but soy is far worse in the flavor department, theres also the pill form of both you could take.

>>39283270
mother of fuck

reading your posts makes me so angry

Should I start eating and lifting weights again

I want to look like bimbo

>>39283380
eat clen and tren hard bro

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>>39283435
fuck clen

>>39283114
enjoying my research any ? im refereing to the links that ive gatherd and the imgur/dropbox posts that i made

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>>39283523
funny, I just started looking through them again a moment ago actually. Having a cup of coffee looking through them before heading off to run errands

pic related is probably my favorite so far, I already have some of them, didn't have this one

>>39281358
>dat pepe stance on the left pic
is she one of us?

Hi, I'm a 24-year-old 5'11" 145lbs khv. I have been lifting for 4.5 years, of which 2 under anorexia, 1 under stuggling to eat 135lbs maintenance and finally the last 1.5 years properly bulking and cutting.

I just seemingly only build fat when bulking. I spent 7 months doing 6 day PPL fairly slowly going from 138 to 155. Few months to cut fat off and I was back down to 140-145 at the same bf as before. Done this a couple of times. I've quit everything else in life, like job and university, and just spend all my time lifting or dreaming about lifting and making it; nothing else matters to me.

So I checked my testosterone:

S-Test 28
S-SHBG 64
Free test 325

My S-Test is fine but seems like SHBG cucks my free testosterone. Why? How can fix? 300s is low, right? But no chance for TRT?

I figure since I'm going to kill myself soon, I might as well do steroids first because there's nothing to lose.

>>39283435
Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.

>>39283555
get back into uni, start 250mg test

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how the fuck do you guys maintain normal relationships? all I wana do is fuck and eat my girls ass everyday but we only see each other once a week. I hate jerking off all the time. I can't come easy from head or sex as it is lol from all my years deathgripping

I actually like this girl, I don't wanna cheat

>>39283584
No one ever talked to me before uni or in uni. There's no reason to aspire to do anything in life except lift because I will be alone anyway. I lift because it's the only thing that feels like being alive. I can't read books, sit still or focus on anything so I must lift until I can't think anymore everyday.

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>>39283534
im a collector of unique images so my attraction to /pol/ and there /x/ related content made me want to build both of those as sources of potential knowledge wether it be redpilled, scientific or otherwise. i do love my memes and anime however
>>39283604
just workout harder and your gonna be so sore that you wont wanna jerk off or anything for that matter.

>>39283555
>I just seemingly only build fat when bulking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03GVRxDKcE

how long do after dropping tren e should i bother getting bloods to see if my health markers are normal?

on a 250 cruise atm. is that too high to have a normal CBC and comprehensive metabolic panel?

>>39283614
>I will be alone anyway
This is cringe,get back to uni and build yourself up.
Start shootan 500 mg test into your ass,and you WILL feel better and will decide to stay in uni.

>>39283614
>autism
shoot 500mg test and you will laugh at yourself for saying this.

also back to r9k

>>39283435
Is that a yes

>>39283631
This shit is gold man.
My sides went flyin to an another dimension.

>>39283555
This test is after 2-3 months of focusing on maximizing T naturally through forcing myself to sleep more, eating 100% "clean", eating a shit ton more fat, supplementing stupid vitamin and mineral shit like D, zinc, magnesium, selenium and DAA, and edging myself to gangbang porn thinking I'm going to fight all the men for the woman before lifting.

I'm pretty sure before that I was in the 200s before and I can easily crash to low 200s or high 100 to try to go for TRT.

>>39284213
Yes go for trt.
And some retarded doctor will give you 50 mg test/2 weeks to get you to 300.
hop on juice,stop niggering.

Used to get dnp off of sst but only one dude carries it and it's expensive as fuck. Where 2 cop?

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WE SHREDDED YETT!!!??

>>39283730
give yourself at least two weeks

it's too high, yes

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MIRIN MYSELF HARD

>>39284338
masT we all thought noTop got you and you were kill.

>>39284278
it's like sst except it's dst

Well fit, I recently met a good friend of a very good friend of mine that that sells steroids, in fact he told me he gets his roids from the same guy Jay Cutler gets his roids from(very high quality).

This guys dad is HUGE and very reputable in the fitness industry(not gonna name names) as is the steroid dealer.

Now, we sat down and bulshitted for a good hour, and he said he would put me on a good cycle. But then I told him I have a degenerative disc disease in my lower back which I sometimes can tweak if I lift something wrong.

He then said its probably a good idea that I don't get on roids since I won't be able to deadlift or squat because of my back.

What's your take on this, can I still roid? I told him that I do only isolation exercises and he said that would be sub optimal on roids.
I'm 6'4 190lbs btw

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>>39284374
You think that faggot can kill me? LMAO. What he gonna do? Send his daddy on me? Let them come, i am ready. I told him to 1v1 me irl, but according to his dyel theory only niggers fight.

He's a keyboard warrior. I will crush his ugly pedophile skull like it's nothing.

He's no real man, that's why his girl left his beta genetic ass. I can imagine him crying like a little pussy about his ex, while she's already tooth brushing with 10 other cocks no caring about his pussy ass.

Survival of the fittest

>>39284437
It certainly would be sub optimal.
You wouldnt be able to get most of the benefits of a good cycle.
If you really want to do something, i would probably stick with a test only cycle

>>39284338
2nd non-smartphone? Are you a roid dealer?

>>39284457
Dont say it like that,he has some le edgy master plan to ruin your life with mean words on the internet.
Take care man this is some serious shit.
>>39284338
I see you left humanity behind.
How much bf you think you are right now ?
How long you will cut ?

>>39284484
>tfw have to carry a smart phone around for work
>have two smartphones
its real fucking annoying, especially cause they bought me an iphone so i have to keep extra cables of both types around.

>>39284457

MasT, muscle requires more energy to maintain than fat.

When you use a TDEE calculator and type in your weight, the calculator gives you a number that is simply wrong, because it assumes that at your weight/height, you're a fat fuck.

How do you calculate your TDEE, or do you just approximate it and then make small adjustments if you're not gaining weight/ losing bf% at the rate you anticipated?

This question really goes for anyone here that's large, I don't have this problem, am simply curious how you guys get an accurate TDEE.

>>39284381
Kk. I pmed to get in earlier today it's invite only right

>>39284338
yes fuck, what happened.

you visited the hyperbolic time chamber?
goku is proud

>>39284469
A test only cycle sounds good, right now I'm detoxing myself from methamphetamine and weed(don't judge), also trying to put on some weight because I'm kinda skinny for being 190lbs at 6'4.

I'm almost certain i have low T considering my past drug use and masturbation addiction so I'm going to get my brain chemistry to a homeostatic level.

Is taking test at 21 a bad thing?

>>39284574
...What? When you've gotten big you know how much you need to eat. It's just basic shit like breathing.
Just start and you'll actually see how easy it is. Also how fucking dumb are you? You could figure this shit out easily, god damn.

>>39284574
some TDEE calculators include an option for bf%

>>39284668
I took test the first time at 22. As much as I enjoyed it, its probably best for your body to wait under you are 24-25+
If you are concerned for your natty T levels, get bloodwork done to find out.

so, have a history of depression, started taking test on own acord (high trt dose) to see if anything changed, doctor wouldnt give me shit cause i was in normal ranges, my ass.

I have been way more focused, and calm. and instead of falling into huge depressions i cant get out of they keep coming and actualy going instead of just lingering forever...

Now, my question is, if i someday do a blast of test and tren...would that be a bad idea, since apearently tren can fuck you up mentaly, even people that were never depressed can get fd on it from what ive heard?

So would it be best to avoid tren all together and stick to deca and whatever else.

>>39284671

I've been lifting for months now, in years, I'll have been lifting for years.

>Also how fucking dumb are you?

Pretty dumb

>>39284698

Ah

>>39284574
TDEE calculators are never good enough
you need to adjust regardless

>>39283193
he's a tripfag on /fraud/

i have serious question
i'm 18, will juice help me?

>>39284753
You shouldn't juice til you master nutrition and building muscle without it for at least 3 years kid.

>>39284753
Define help.

If you are trying to get big, yes you could start pinning and get big.
Doesn't mean its the best thing for you.
Unless you suffer from naturally low T, work on yourself natty for a couple of years until your puberty hormones chill the fuck out and stabilize.

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DNP faggot from last night

That was a warm night sleep, holy shit. Felt kinda nice actually. If it stays this mild for the next 3-4 days I'll probably bump the dosage up unless the results I'm getting are nice.

ilyguys

>>39284842
>if I don't feel like shit I'll increase it until I do
Okay man

>>39284884
I'm only taking one 250mg cap a day. 500mg is safe. i know the protocol faggot. I'm never taking it above that level.

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>>39284457
you've been talking down on other /fit/ users and telling them how much better you are then them for how many years now? You have this inflated self worth because your arms are cannon balls? What can you actually do? Can you fight? Run fast and far? Be competitive at a sport? Or do you just get a pump, take some pics, then post CBT threads to feel superior?

Youve been doing this shit since at least last January when I first discovered this pathetic place. I thought JM was a complete fsggot but I actually felt bad for him, being mentally retarded and all. You're just infuriating because I want so bad to know you IRL so I can call you a bitch boy to your face and see what you actually do about it. I live, I fucking exist to call out motherfuckin dudes like you because it's an offense to my very nature that you walk around thinking you're king shit cause your arms are bigger than most people's heads. You ain't even a powerlifter or weightlifter. Your just a dude who lifts weights to fuel a sense of narcissism and wanting to feel better than others. Can you possibly bodybuild without taking shirtless selfies and posting them online telling people you are "better than them"? I guarantee no matter how jacked you get I can still convince your future wife to suck my dick

If you are in BC Canada pick a mma gym you can go to and fight me there. I'd fucking love to go for as many rounds as it takes with a guy whose got like 30 lbs on me. You aren't better than anyone because you have muscles fuckboy. I swear to god I wish we went to the same gym so I could talk shit to your face. I get sooo aggravated by dudes that think they are hot shit because they are big. I fucking LIVE to fight and put fuckboys in their place. Pick a fuckin gym in Vancouver or in the new year anywhere in Colorado or Washington or come meet me at fight camp in Bangkok. I fucking live for this shit

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>>39284995
>you've been talking down on other /fit/ users

stopped reading there, you are just retarded to take his banter and trolling serious and now you typed out this wall of text like the autistic neckbeard you are.

kys

>>39284484
On duty calls for work.

>>39284509
What he gonna do? Send his army of children to me? He can't even solve his own problems. He knows my face. I am not scared to hide. I am willing to meet irl. ME AND ME ONLY will come. Not with my daddy, not with little children.

born alone, die alone.

>>39284574
I really don't know. Don't bother that shit.

I never counted a kcal in my life. When i wanna gain mass, i just add more carbs. When i wanna cut i just remove all carbs and increase cardio. It's no rocket science. If a retard like me can do it, everyone can do it. Just believe in yourself.

>>39284995
>cringe

2 weeks into my first cycle, injecting 1cc into outer quad e3d. still red and swollen and very sore after every injection. how long will this last??

>>39284995
Yo I want to start doing mma I've done some jits before, what's a good gym in the van area. Went to dragons den in white rock for a while but that's mad far

>>39282547
Soreness in this case is just persistent inflammation which isnt necessarily indicative of non-recovery.

Do a higher frequency routine and I bet you soreness is drastically reduced

>>39285055
You should be injecting in more than one spot famalam

Injecting E3D into one or two spots is a good way to get scar tissue. That will probably make your injections more painful in the long run

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>>39285013
do you actually believe you are better than people because of how you look? Like deep down? I used to wanna be a fsggot bodybuilder until I realized I'd be part of a society of arrogance and intense self obsession. I usually don't say shit because it's pointless but you come onto 4chan with the express intent of putting down people who are fatter weaker or skinnier than you by posting these pathetic gym selfies of you with a pump as if that means anything. If you were a powerlifter we could talk shit about numbers, if you were a fighter we could scrap, if you were a football player there would be something to compare to, but no. You're a dude who genuinely thinks he's better than a bunch of 4chan nerds because he can so heavier bicep curls than most people. I want to fight you so bad right now mang I pray I pray I pray for dudes like you to ever talk shit to me in person or make fun of me or do anything that would make me escalate that shit into a fight. It's the only way I can show you self absorbed fucks that pedestal you think you sit on is made of fucking breadsticks


And hell yah I'm mad. What's more infuriating than a grown Ass man espressing the vanity typical of a teenage girl? If you were a fuckin sports superstar or had any accomplishments of note that don't include the inches your biceps measure you could talk all the shit you want. But you just a dude who gets a pump and admires himself. Fuckboy. Im gonna enjoy the next fight I get into where I project your persona on the poor dude who happened to say some rude shit to my skinny ass

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>>39284995
>>39285097
Okay, this is a copy pasta. Nobody is able to be this beta. Cut the bullshit.

OR can it really be?!! Some undiscovered beta force, not known to mankind yet.

>being so mad because I am better, that he typed a whole wall of cute little twink words out of blind rage
LMAOO

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>>39284791
ok i wait till 20 but this lust is so much big
i wanna be mired xD
i watch Connor Murphy, Jeff Seid, i've been fat during my childhood years (not much obese but i never liked sports and this stuff) and i see reaction of girls to ripped/shredded body and visible abs

>>39282925
Probably traveling subq or through lymph. Ive had delt pins work their way all the way back towards the RC and scapula

>>39285055
>>39285093
I'm ~3.5 weeks into mine now and my soreness after injections has started to subside slightly.

It does depend on how well the injection goes though. Wiggled around with my delt injection the other day and it's been sore as hell since

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>>39284995
>teleports behind you
>cuts you in pieces with his katana

>>39285115
~25 is really the better age choice there.

You are young and full of energy though, just buckle down, eat right and train and you will make gains

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>>39285097
sometimes i wonder, if people like you are just master b8ers or just actually the saddest drops out there in the world

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Sup nerds.

>>39285148
I don't know if I'd wait that long. But a lot of new lifters will be surprised by how much mass they can put on natty in their first couple years.

>>39285176
Hey bb.

>>39285176
Sup homo

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>>39285251
>>39285284
I'm just chilling and listening to the news.

>>39285367
Same, im actually sick but went to the gym, wich was a bad idea

>>39285375
I usually feel better after lifting. Getting the blood pumping helps I think.

Till the next day when the cold/whatever is twice as bad.

>>39284995
>>39285097
Imagine being Anon in this thread and having to be all like "damn, masT, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Anon and not only sit in that chair while masT flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pose. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on the general tells him that HE STILL GOT IT and DAMN, masT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of faggots and little boys and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in /b/. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get meme'd to sit there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anon. You're not going to lose your future soon to be a tripfag career end like this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

well meme'd buddy
>>39285108
your the best

>>39285176
HIGH
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TEST
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>>39285396
I feel good during, but afterwards i feel like puking and dying

>>39285430
no

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>>39285415
dammit i fucked that edit up quite a bit i missed like 2 sections worth of memeing. wheres the meme lord when we need him ?

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>>39285375
I don't lift sick anymore. I always feel worse the day after and I've done some weird shit like popped a blood vessel in my eye once doing deads. I had so much pressure in my sinuses I damn near blew my eye out lmao.
>>39285396
>Till the next day when the cold/whatever is twice as bad.
Pretty much always happens lol. Most I will do when sick is some cardio.
>>39285430
High test = fat girls so I'm not sure what you mean?

>>39282729
>teleports behind you

>>39285176
>Tfw you're such autism you'll never have your face in an ass like that
Life is suffering

>>39285415
grandpa m8 what are you even on about, you're kinda rambling there. That story had the smell of greatness and the fluid consistency of diarrhea. Pls fix so I can visualize it better and laugh at the anon jelly as fuck of masT.

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>>39285469
Never say never breh! I have been making spaghetti and serving it to girls for a long time and some of them love it and let me sex them. You just gotta believe in yourself!

>>39285459
IVe seen that happening once in the gym when some freakish bodybuilder was deadliftan 250 kgs, bleeding from his eyes and shit. And i normally dont lift when im sick but i had so much energy

Guys, something weird has happened
My test prop has gone a bit cloudy... not very, but noticeably. I've literally never had this happen before. There's about 4ml left from a 10ml vial.
It definitely was not cloudy when I got it, as I ALWAYS thoroughly check all my vials for anything unusual as soon as I get them.
The concentration shouldn't have changed so why is the test starting to crash out of solution? (what i assume is the cause)

>>39285530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

source of copy pasta that i utterly ruined

>>39285432
>I feel good during
This is the worst part.
I feel like I made the cold my bitch.
Until I realize it is in fact I who am the bitch. lol

>>39285469
You can always pay for high class escorts.

>>39285599
>This is the worst part.
>I feel like I made the cold my bitch.
>Until I realize it is in fact I who am the bitch. lol

well said

>>39284361
>that full head of hair

just cuck my shit up god

>>39284437
hes retarded man you can get jacked on a playground eating nothing but canned beans with enough roids. Hes also prob full of shit cutler isnt even a big guy. if you want to be a big guy, jump on the juice but don't get it from that joker

>>39285415
>>39285563

Fixed it for you, buddy.

Imagine being Anon in his basement and having to be all like "damn, masT, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both in online LARP, and the real me." when all anon really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be masT's girlfriend and not only sit in that chair while masT flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery roid acne infested skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected his pose. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on 4Chan tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, masT LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. Anon's been masturbating to nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for his ENTIRE LIFE coming straight out of the shitposting lands of Australia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on masT's dimpled stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get insulted while sitting there and revel in his "statuesque (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with testosterone and masteron in the previous months. And then masT calls for another take, and you know you could kill both him and his girlfriend before he could contort out of his flexing pose to put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Anon. You're not going to lose your future tripfag career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>39285599
Exactly, now i feel like puking the whole evening while i dont have to puke

>>39284723
I'll let u know in like 6 more weeks

I guess I shouldn't complain, but goddamn, scheduling appointments 3 months out to see a cardiologist or 5 months out for a fucking dermatologist to get a shard of glass removed from a foot, that's just fucking ridiculous.

Fuck this free healthcare bullshit, I'm getting fucking drunk tonight and cutting it out of my foot my damn self.

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>>39284723
Tren never makes me feel depressed. Makes me kinda cold and uncaring. It's like you look at other humans like ants kinda because you are a cattle hormone God and they are just mere natty humans.

>>39285709
perfect now we need a Webm with masT's face on the youtube video provided and an anon face over arnold then we have the words scroll up showing your entire prefection slowly to drive the meme home

>>39285679
I'm sure if you throw some cash his way MasT will fuck your gf for you.

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>>39285740
>Fuck this free healthcare bullshit, I'm getting fucking drunk tonight and cutting it out of my foot my damn self.
Fuck ya! Make a video! Also I would totally surgery your foot if I could breh. I would definitely soak a rag and twist it up and bite on it if you gotta cut deep.

>>39284995
plot twist masT is samefagging

>>39285754
Fucks sake now I'm tempted to do it. I'll find a pic of Arnold, Jamie, and +1 to put masT, anon face, and masT's girlfriend on. Lemme see if I can convert it from movie maker to webm.

>>39285538
Cap is GOAT.
Truly an insipiration,while being the most down to earth guy actually helps with roids and replies to everyone.
Get one for yourselves.
pls sex me cap

>>39285122
delt is too iffy honestly you could have even been injecting too deep man...god only knows where that went but u should pick a big meaty muscle that doesnt have these issues...why are u pinning delts so hard? are you hank-hill mode?

>>39285754
Can you post the picture of masT and his girlfriend's faces? I found a perfect pic to paste it over.

>>39285775
It seems like it's only a bit below the surface, shouldn't be too bad, still hurts a lot trying to walk on my left foot though. My walking gait is fucked, walking around like a gimp and they thought scheduling an appointment 5 months out was appropriate.

Just what the fuck.

>>39285757
>implying I could ever get a gf
>or afford a godly bull like him

jokes on you buddy

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>>39285796
>pls sex me cap
Are you a grill? If so are you fat?
>>39285810
I had a TINY piece of glass in my foot for like 3 months once. The most annoying shit in the world. I finally got fed up like you one night and cut the fucker out with an exacto knife soaked in alcohol. I couldn't believe how small it was and how much it had been fucking my shit up for its size.

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>>39285808
sorry i actually missed the threads that would've contained it since i dont have time to use my phone during the day

>>39285837
I just need masT's face, I found one of his gf. Someone pls, help a brotha out for the memes.

>>39285836
I've nearly lost every single femininty in me since I am abusan roids for a very long time.
but pls sex me.

>>39285810
You gotta bitch about it and call whoever is in charge. MD fag here and ill be honest you wouldnt be a priority because usually this shit will just come out eventually on its own. It's kind of a crap shoot to go hunting for it. I've seen ppl with splinters that went in near the great toe and out near the 5th toe 5 weeks later

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>>39285845
im sure i have his face somewhere but heres this for now while i dig

>argue with girlie
>tell her no flip flopping, I take yes or no
>"I do what you want"
>get called a chad

>>39285892
>get called a chad

im jelly af

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>>39285882
oh my fuck that webm

>>39285892
noice blogpost bimbsy.
How do you keep a diet and workout while going through your oversexed life.
Its like your life is just one big orgy.
And what are you on right now m9 ?

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>>39285870
>I've nearly lost every single femininty in me since I am abusan roids for a very long time.
>but pls sex me.
Like I want to because I'm pretty much horny 24/7 but you are really not selling me here...
>>39285892
>tell girl I want to fuck
>she says I dunno
>tell her I don't have time for these games
>girl agrees to do what I want
>CHAD status confirmed
>>39285901
See above

>>39285875
Yeah, I already called the one that deals with referrals. I doubt there's much they can do, apparently there's only 3 dermatologists within 2 hours drive of here in that network.

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>>39285845
welp i didnt save his image :C

>>39285936
Also I have 7x6 dik.
cmon man help a brotha out with his dream.

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>>39285959
God damnit! I don't like dudes!

except for ESTP and masT...

>>39285937
go to ER if its free? play it up and they'll at least triage you ahead of the medicaid bitch with a cold

>>39285013

Chad eats WHATEVER he WANTS while YOU count CALORIES and watch MACROS and LIVE off CHICKEN BREAST and BROCCOLI and rice

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>>39285882
Whatchyu think? Kek I'll use this as the background for the words to scroll over in microsoft sam voice or some shit

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>>39286021
not it wont make any sense unless its that video in gif format with the words scrolling up, the images are fine

gif it or jiff in hell buddy

>>39286038
It's still a terminator scene, gonna add the scrolling words to it after.

How else would you do it m8?

I'm on week 3 of tren and I have no original fap material guys please, what do you do? My gf was on her period last week and I wrecked her the day after it was over I don't think we're talking anymore...plz help

>>39286054
Follow cap's post my nigga.

>>39286051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mBimknk18I

would be fine i suppose, i cant force you to do anything since i have clearly zero creative talent,

put her face on arnolds body, then masT's face on jamie lees body, and you wouldnt even need anons face to be present

>>39286081
fugggg son, well now I have to figure out how to make that shit like the southpark webm... This is going to be more high effort but you're totally right.

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>>39286021
Holy shit I thought I was bad a photoshop
>>39286054
>I wrecked her the day after it was over I don't think we're talking anymore...plz help
Don't abuse your girl? Wtf?
>>39286068
Lmao

Ok so 750mg dnp us nothing to me apparently I just can't ever catch my breath

But at night I keep waking up every few minutes (at least 6 times an hour) soaked in cold sweat

And when it's time to actually wake up for the day, I wake up moaning my ass off and feeling like I want to vomit, even though I don't get that during the night when I wake up, and even though I keep drinking water during the night

Wtf is this shit

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>>39286106
PRAISE KEK

i hope this meme will be glorious

>>39286130
fucking I think I have to download microsoft expression encoder for this because movie maker wont let me set a picture overlay over video.

You better love me for this.

>>39286127
Man you need to up the dose a little bit more.
Try 1.25 grams,fight fire with fire,more dnp will kill the side effects by fighting with itself.
Do it and if you feel like dying dont call ambulance man they dont know shit about health.

>>39286163
http://en.savefrom.net/1-how-to-download-youtube-video/

never used it but this ""might"" help

>>39286178
I know how to download the video, I just need a program that will let me set multiple picture overlays to the video once I have it. Expressions only lets me do one at a time and I need two at least ffs.

>>39286196
so you make 1 picutre over lay, save it then make another over it and so on so forth, but i dont have the knowledge to help you out much

>>39285925
I lift twice a day it's easy

>>39286207
This might take awhile. I'll work on it this week at work tho, and I know I can just add the text on in moviemaker lol.

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Guize I posted it again...

>>39286359
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>>39286359
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