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In4 sending your money to foreign Christian fighters to preserve their own racial, cultural and religious heritage against goat fuckers

>>39270377 #
1) no you don't need pct. lgd suppresses test/lh/FSH by about 50% for a typical 8 weeks 5/10mg ed cycle. it doesn't cause shutdown so you don't need to kick-start the hpta back, it goes back to normal within a couple weeks. your test being that much lower may annoy you (to say the least) so you might at least want some daa/test boosters. anecdotally, they work pretty well for these cases even though they're mostly shit otherwise (for natties actually looking for a test increase)
2) it's not a secret club thing. posting sources in here will get you permabanned. period.

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>first pin was last night around 8
>wake up around 9 this morning
>nips are absolutely fucking erect
>5 new pimples despite 14 months of accutane treatment and no new ones for 3 months before
>pop asin immediately

What the fuck why do I aromatise so bad

Not even fat, 13%

>>39270556
What the fuck are you pinning 1g of liquid dbol or something?

>>39270568
Standard 250mg test e, no kickstarter

I wanna fuck a dolphin.

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Waiting for bimbs

>>39270573
Are you a grill?

>>39270617
He's probably having his balls kicked in and being called a good boy right now.

>>39270686
Nope, dude

Never had pubertal gyno either

how do i roid but keep tits and hips?

>>39270750
5-10mg Anavar ED.

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faurk brehs is Izzy ever going to come back?

>>39270750
We require pics to determine thiccness first.

>>39270740
Just sounds like your fucked. Just dose the asin at 12.5mg ED ans you should be okay. Heaven help you when you blast.

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>>39270691
He's a shit bottom, desu. They should bring back Shane Erickson.

>>39270777
how come all girls who roid have NO or even negative hips but huge quads? gross

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>>39270797
You people make me uncomfortable.

>>39270812
Because they do squats and deadlifts.

Technically it can make your arse bigger but buttocks muscle is hard to train and control. So all their roid efforts went to their quads instead.

>>39270812
>negative hips
What does this mean?

>big quads
Because they work out quads a lot. It has nothing to do with the steroids themselves, just your training and genetics.

>>39270828
I thought deadlifting was good for ass though?
>>39270833
I see girls on IG who have no hips at all. It looks so odd, like they are ALL quads.

>>39270865
They don't have "no hips". Simply their quads fuck with their percieved proportions making their hips looks smaller.

>>39270865
Deadlifts put more pressure on your quads compared to your arse.

So if you continue to do intense deadlifts, then your quads with get bigger before your arse does.

It's funny but you can't roid up arse. The human buttocks is just weird like that.

>>39270888
i dont want huge quads. I thought roiding made women not have a female fat distribution but i do want muscle fast but not to look like a man or to have huge quads
I want to work on a butt

>>39270912
Roids do nothing to change fat distribution. That is determined by genetics.

>>39270912
Then don't roid.

Just do deadlifts and squats natty, and also try adding dancing to your lifestyle. Certain dancing styles can tone buttocks.

You also need to have a small but decent percentage fat on your arse to make it look round and smooth.

>>39270929
wont i look dyel then? it takes women years to look like they lift :(

>>39270750
How fat are you? Tits and hips are genetic.
>>39270791
ESTP is/was izzy you mong
>>39270812
The waist probably loses its hour glass shape because their obliques and abs are actually strong.

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>>39270929
>>>>>>>>>>>>>tone

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>>39270957
>ESTP is/was izzy you mong
Yeah, nah.

>>39270962
Gotta tone those abs because people are fat shitlords, right babe?

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>>39267385
>>39267432
>>39267447

Short curly ginger hair master race. The only gingers who look like they're fucking perma 21 even into their early mid 30s.


FAUUURK they're hot.

>>39269173
>you're gonna fuck after the party

I expect my 1:10 odds in the mail by this week bimbsie. That's $200 dolleriedoos I won.

>tfw slept literally all day/night
Might go for day 3 though I do need to git up and pay rent at some point

>>39270957
I think izzy was probably some rping anon... looking at her posts they were cringey levels of 'stereotypical grill :)'... like in the way robots imagine girls to type kek

Girls don't actually type like that, especially on 4chan, and what are the chances of her posting solely to fraud if she's a newfag?

Fraud/fit girls are on here but I don't think she was real

>>39270957
um like 30 pounds overweight
Everyone recommends SS but I dont care about strength and i dont want the thick waist and huge quads, what do??

>>39271025
>I think izzy was probably some rping anon...
Ya and it was so weird how she asked all these questions about fixing her voice...

>>39271044
Huh? You can't 'fix' a post roids voice, there's no way she was that experienced and saying that

>>39271025
>slept literally all day/night

I feel this.

drove home through fuck tons of snow yesterday in gfs corolla while trying not to pass out at the wheel and I had to put chains on. I think the only time I woke up in the last two days was to eat breakfast, drive for 6 hours, then eat dinner. It's 6:30 and I have to work in 3 hours. Fuck my life.

>>39271042
At least you didn't fall for the SS meme.

PPL or brosplit.

>>39271042
You should do some sort of powerlifting routine for at least a year to build up a base of muscle then you could switch to some sort of brosplit and focus on looks.

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>>39271074
y cycling atm?

>>39271080
Is upper lower okay?
>>39271085
Nobody does something like Stronglifts for a year so why is this always recommended? I just want a simple routine for ass and not too much core and arm work.

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Here's my cycle brehs.

First 15 weeks:
500mg Test Acetate / week
600mg Eq / week
0.5mg Arimidex EOD

Weeks 17-19:
40mg Nolva, 25mg Clomid

Last two weeks:
20mg Nolva, 15mg Clomid

How would you rate it? It's gonna be my first.

That was some good sex.

Got her to cum. Came inside her, scooped it out, smacked it on her face and in her hair. Made out with cum face. Fisted her. Covered in bite marks and scratches. Back is bloody. Chest is a little drippy from bites. Her ass is one enormous welt.

>>39271025
>git up and pay rent
>Physically paying rent in 2016 Anno Domini
do you pay him in tendies?
close eyed slurpy slurps?
pirate hooker silver coins?
wtf

>>39271146
I wake up and etransfer it

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>>39271126
Make it test e/c and if drop the eq in favor of an oral or tren if you're willing to do it for your first cycle.

>>39271126
Are you gay? Throw an oral in there to kick-start it, like dbol, fag boy.

>>39271108
Upper, lower, cardio works decently for beginners

I like chest, arms, shoulders back, and legs/core split

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>>39271127
greetings

>>39271108
Forgot to mention my workouts take 1.5-2hours each though so U/L/C would be like 4 hours a piece for me which is why I do 4 day splits lol.

>>39271199
I spent a weird amount of time smacking her tots while eating her out. After fisting her I smacked her pussy a lot. That shit is going to hurt in a few hours.

Also spent an absurd amount of time licking her feet. But it's O K. I smacked her face too.

>>39271211
I thought people worked out like an hour a day... What are you doing?
I'm a newbie so I wouldn't be doing isolation exercises

>>39271229
You can do whatever you want doggo

So fraud I've been lurking for a while and doing my homework on how to correctly do gear, but my question still remains how do you get them? Do I just ask around after making friends with people that take them or what?

>>39271074
>that experienced
LOL

I quote, "Ester? what kind of steroid is that?"

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>>39271211
after 1hours the pumps start gettting into me desu
>>39271238
when you learn how to use google propely, you're ready to inject chinese bathtub oils inside of y

>>39271253
Seems like an invitation to get bunk gear but I'm here to learn

>>39271127
>Made out with cum face
I always feel disgusting after I do that.
I just get so horny idgaf

>>39271290
It's great who gives a fuck?

>>39271127
Was that your ex again?
Yesterday you were calling her a bitch and hated her...

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>>39271283
whru from

>>39271293
I love my girls smells
love her breath just after she wakes up
when shes sweaty after the gym
even nasty panties
call the cops
think I out weird you

>>39271303
Doesn't mean that wasn't great sex just now

>>39271312
lol I don't think so. Morning breath is cool. I lick her armpits and back sweat during sex.

>>39271229
Start with heavy compound exercises/strength training and finish with mid/light isolations of 10-15 rep sets of 3. Works for me desu, I love feeling constantly sore all over my body.

>>39271339
wait til you hop on
on half decent blast
after absolutely killing yourself in the gym
you won't even feel like you trained the day after

>>39271311
Idaho. We have more than potatos I...I swear

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>>39271362
cant help u then

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>>39271402
Fly over state life

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>>39271414
imma eufag, would help certainly if u were from eu

dunno how amerifats get their gear desu

>>39271361
Fuck that senpai. I love the soreness and cramping. Sometimes takes 2-3 days to go away. Having currentgf massage it out feels amazing man.

are any of you tall?

g-guys do you see the sekeleton in the bottom right of the screen too?

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>>39271780

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hmm. I wonder if this mast e I've been running is legit. Been about 3 weeks running 700mg/wk and noticed I'm a little more vascular but even with the frontloading I wonder if it kicked in.

>>39271686
I think the tallest of us are like ~6'3"

Lads, redpill me on mk677.

Anyone with first hand experience/results

should a beginner skip tren 1st cycle?

I keep seeing conflicting info.

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>>39271838
>mfw im same height as these roiders i expect to be huge and tower over me
disappointed desu

>>39270915
Pretty sure you're wrong here... high test will make you more likely to store abdominal fat. Roid gut 2.0. (Yes I know hgh/insulin, that's the 1.0)

>>39271882
Manlets love roids

Tall men do it for sport, manlets will do it for literally any reason at any time

>>39271430
Well help me out then senpai, I'm from the UK and have a mate who just bought some from some fb seller but It seems shady af

>cut to literal skelly before my first cycle
>upper body looks like auschwitz survivor
>thighs are still fat as shit like I weigh 250 pounds

nice meme, god

>>39271945
god I hate mods
I want to help you but I don't want to get banned

>>39272008
post email in an image dummy

>>39271882
bimbo and stoya are 6'5"

>>39271984
lol same here

>go on 1000ckal suicide cut to prepare for my cycle
>get shredded arms and back. veins on shoulders are popping like crazy

>stubborn piece of bellyfat holds on and got reduced by maybe 10%

>ass looks chubby just like always

>>39271169
>>39271171
Are orals mandatory for a first cycle?

What if I don't want to hurt my liver?

What if I actually want the Eq to increase appetite?

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>>39272008
Hit me up senpai

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>>39272102
>no
>^
>800mg/w

first cycle? why not just test, why eq?

>>39272304
please stop

next time you think about answering a question or helping (or even just posting in general), just close the quick reply window and consider doing something else with your time

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>>39272304
>>39272102
Don't run an oral if you don't want to, also, EQ is an excellent addition to a first cycle imo

one of the mildest compounds you could add. I think people would face more issues adding something like dbol than they would with EQ.

That being said, run test E, not ace. And don't PCT off :^)

What steroid has the least sides, while still working to some extent?

>>39272332
Can't say 100%, but I would go with EQ or Tbol.

And test, of course, dose dependent.

>>39272331
You have to run an oral

>>39271126
That's most likely way too much adex, try 0,5 e3d or like 0.25eod.

>>39272353
no

>>39272359
You M U S T
U. S
S U
T S U M

>>39272344

high EQ + base test is less sides as high test only.

So EQ really is the mildest compound.
I still dont do it because i fucking hate to donate bloods reguarly.

>>39272344
Are there any that doesn't require a PCT, or would that be into terrible SARM territory?

>>39272377
Are you stoned again

>>39272381
Serious gains come with hpg axis shut down.

>>39272391
I'm going to go with yes.
>inb4 high on lyfe bra

>>39272391
No I had sex like actual real person weird sex

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>>39272381
see>>39272399

>>39272353
i mean I feel the same but if he's 2spooped by blowing out his internals then w/e

>tfw thought I only had 10 vials worth of test E to brew but I have enough powder for 24 more

feels good lads

>>39272381
you will never find a steroid that doesnt shutdown or supress your natural system.

Even SARMS supress your natural Test

>>39272412
wierd sex is best sex

>>39271245
My sides there's no way

How

>>39272399
>>39272416
Oh, well. Time to spend a lot more on gear than I hoped for. The PCT is by far the most expensive for me.

>>39272421

What if you're 25+ and only doing 150-200mg?

>>39272431
wut

whats ur pct

>>39272441
cycle: 20mg dbol e3d
pct: hcg, nolva and clomid

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>>39272452
>
>>39272439
shutdown

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is boldenone = EQ?

>>39272465
yes

>>39272465
yes, although there are ester variants to boldenone as well

bold ace, cyp, etc.

>>39272472
Bold base is best

>>39272439
it doesnt matter. even if you take 100mg your natural T will be shutdown completely

>>39272480
tfw no FL base blend

>>39272495

Will it turn me into a lady.

So my Boldenone vial is 200mg/ml.

Ester is BOLDENONE UNDECYLENATE btw.

If i want to be on 400mg EQ, how do i pin. Do i pin just like Test E ? So with my 200mg/ml vial, i pin 1 ml E3D right?

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>>39272508
yes. bumb it to 300 tho

u got test base?

>>39272412
ITS OUR BOY BIMBO
Dude I thought fisting,femdom,making out with cum on face etc. shit like that is only enjoyable by porn addicts.
Are you a porn addict

>inb4 'I AM THE PORN'

>>39271303
Keep this in mind kiddies

This is what awaits you with hormones your logical brain can't process

>>39272550
I look at zero amounts of porn

>>39272541
>bump
>lowering the dose
i dont get it.

Yeah ofc i got a test base (125mg), you think im a dumb nigger or smth?

Anyways i want EQ to be high because as you can see, my test dose will be just a base.
So basically i plan to drain all my gains from the EQ.
I have done test many times, but the gyno acne and hairloss are kinda annoying.
And while EQ can cause all of these sides too, they are much less likely, and if they do occur, its not as heavily as test would be.

>>39271313
Pathetic, really.

Can't you two behave like adults? You wanna fuck like adults, but act like little children. Yesterday it's "fuck that cunt, she treated me like shit". Today it's "we had such great sex wow nice doge such cream such taste such pussy"

Man up. But who am I talking to? A guy who gets fucked by other men on a daily.

>inb4 "but he only does that thrice a month"

>>39272571
No. that was easily answered.

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>>39272569
>Yeah ofc i got a test base (125mg)
proud

>i dont get it.
bumb it to 600week so 1,5ml e3d

>im a dumb nigger or smth?
yes

>>39272586
Oh i see.
Will i die if i dont donate blood with that dose?
If yes, how often do i have to donate blood with that dose?

Is donating plasma okay?

>>39272561
As classy as always,one sentence,cool af,might aswell tip a fedora while he gets torn abart.
Bimbo answer me with more than 1 sentence man,its my dream.
Or are you going to tib your fedora again.

>>39272428
ok I was paraphrasing but that's what she meant
https://desuarchive.org/fit/thread/38004561/#38012503

>>39270484
Does he even lift?

>sleep with window open on 750mg dnp
>overnight the temp changes from like less than 40 degrees outside to 80 or so
>wake up moaning
>drink some water and eat some fruit
>vomit instantly
>few hours later pass out in class because these imbeciles have the heater on

Time to go back to 500 I guess

>>39272612
Only 750 ? You at least need 2 kg to get this job done.
C'MON

>>39272612
>wake up moaning
Also my vision was red

Lol

>>39272620
>>39272612

>not running 30 pounds of DNP and sell yourself as an industrial oven

not gonna make it

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>>39272612
>wake up
god fucking damnit

>>39272642
>runs hands through hair

>>39272642
same tbH

>>39272642
there's like 5 other trips I'd rather see die before swollen glands

at least his posts make me laugh

>>39272612
Serious questions:

>Chronic oral exposure to DNP can lead to the formation of cataracts and skin lesions and has caused effects on the bone marrow, central nervous system, and cardiovascular system.

Why do you take these risks?

>750 mg
Also, aren't you afraid of overdosing it and getting high fever and dying?

>>39272666
>666
to get shredded tbH

>>39272666
it wouldnt be a loss if he died

>>39272666
He is immortal newfag.

>>39272666
Cuz no one fucking gets cataracts from this shit except females
And no male dies from 750mg. People run a gram and are fine though I'd never go that high

>>39272642
Does anyone else enjoy waking up in the morning like a normal human being, maybe once or twice a month hungover from partying, having a cup of coffee, going to work, then to the gym in the evening like I do?

Waking up in a near death stupor from dnp with red cloudy vision cataract onset then irritating everyone around you with constant ridiculous dnp induced pajeet sweat almost sounds... Uncomfortable... or unnatural for whatever reason.

>>39272713
How long you have been runnan dnp

>>39272666
muh Google search

steroids cause roid rage, make your dick smaller and cause you to have a heart attack, why take them??

>>39272734
BAHHH WHO AM I KIDDING? Frontload 4 grams like notop, faggot, dnp is like candy, right? And no one actually develops cataracts or dies from it. Btw how are the glands? I'm assuming you never actually saw a doctor.

>>39272666
Why do some kids climb on top of sky scrapers and film themselves hanging on a latch by 1 hand only?

>>39272753
Its totally healty man trust me,my dealer says and he is a big guy.Unless you are a female you can load up to 2 kg a day.

>>39272738
like 5 days

>>39272734
>Does anyone else enjoy waking up in the morning like a normal human being, maybe once or twice a month hungover from partying, having a cup of coffee, going to work, then to the gym in the evening like I do?

Yep, awesome /str8edge/ feels. Although lately I've been having really poor sleep quality. Maybe I should jump on meme-k or cruise dose test...

>>39272813
kill yourself little timmy, if mommy doesnt give you enough spare change for pct then dont fucking roid

even bnc you should at least have it on hand in case you ever want/need to come off

>>39272813
almost entirely genetics dependant

months to a year if it's really only one 12 weeks cycle

it's fucking stupid though

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>>39272813
do it fgt

Where's a good resource for new routines? I've been doing phul / phat variations for almost 2 years and want to kill myself I'm so bored of it.

Looking for a strength + size hybrid program, or just size, desu doesn't really matter as I'm still cutting until December and then joining fraud.

Help me out brehs

>>39272836
Hey man I just wanted to say I love you and you are the best trip here.would bang.
No homo

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>>39272843
>asking training programs in /fraud/ and not even roiding

I hope bimbo pounds ur ass off

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>>39272848
holyshit thanks brah

never heard anything as beatiful *brofist*

>>39272843
>routines

when will this meme end

>>39272848
>>39272869

prolly because he isnt shit posting or blogging like everyone else here does.

pics faggot?

>>39272887
Yes thats the reason.
I come here for steroid talk and oh boy what I find.
>ESTP attention whoring
>some godfag tries to turn people to christianity
>nazi bullshit
>blogposts
>masT trolling
>some spoiled rich kid tries to ruin masT's life with his shitposts
>>39272869
Never leave my nigga.

>>39272848
>>39272887
probably because you know nothing about roids

every single thing he says is fucking retarded

and when he's not answering questions incorrectly, he's asking people to explain stuff he could google

fuck you for thinking he's a good trip honestly. literally the worst by far.

>>39272921
Yes man you are right.
So lets try to turn ESTP into a maiden.

Any Germanfags here? How do I into juice?

Just go to a doctor and ask for a blood test?

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>>39272915
>I come here for steroid talk

MISTAKE NUMERO UNO BROCHACHO

>>39272968
Go to big guy in gym
Ask for steroids
Inject whatever he gives to you
Also dont do cardio its bad for gains
Dont pct either it will kill your gains

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>>39272991
I think you are the doggo guy.
1v1 me

>>39272993
No no no you got it all wrong, you can't forget to whisper the secret passphrase in his ear.

"Ravioli, Ravoli give me the trenbologna"

>>39272993
th-thank

>>39272951
Hey now. Attempting to turn a degenerate druggy whore into a maiden is an important trial on the road of ROID MASTER

I bet you don't even 7 scoops of orals to kickstart a cycle, you lil shit

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>>39272915
Fraud ain't for roids ya gook, it's to be a pretty little girl and have senpai force you to cum in your own face and eat it.

>>39273047
you already got your reply

what else do you want

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>>39273047

Here's your daily (You) anon. Step up your source game for pct.

>>39273047
It's already been relayed to you that the time it takes for your body to recover is entirely dependant on the individual/circumstances

The fuck kind of reply are you waiting for?

Get new pct if you think yours is going to be bunk?

>>39273059
Post qt tranny smile.
>>39273077
N-no,melancholy,you cant be one of these anime posters.
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>39272843
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_PdXfTvxOF0ZXIy3hlVGmo0GeMdRDEz1
watch this faggot

>>39273097
Does shipping take months where you live tf retard scenario are you even imagining

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>>39273106
He's my kawaii imoutto chan desu ne

>>39273097
you get new pct or you enjoy being shutdown for months/a year

there's not much else you can do dude

>>39273122
Wew should probably say something when the idiotic whore in Canada can get roids in under a week and you're here asking googleable, asinine questions

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>>39273106
>N-no,melancholy,you cant be one of these anime posters.

Only when ESTP is afoot. Because she makes me the little girl.

>>39273124
Spit in my face and flick my dick nee-chan

>>39273124
Thats some hnnng tier smile.
Was your chest like that before roids ?

Danefag here. Honestly how the shit do you guys actually get roids? Even more importantly, getting them through customs and not getting fucked by LE. I want to do them, but idk how to get any

>>39273122
I will eat my ban to save you bro.
Pareto pharmaceuticals is Canadian. 2 day shipping. Their adex and Nolva are legit. Just finished a pct with bloods proving they're good.

>>39272856
I hope so too

>>39273107
Thanks nigger, fuckit then imma do BBB Until I kms then

>>39273149
Only if you're a good girl

>>39273167
You mean flat? Yes. For whatever reason I just never into'd boobs

>>39273168
>calls me a stupid whore
>expects me to get b& giving him sauces

Yeah, I'm not that stupid of a whore kek
Watch your mouth next time you're on your knees

>>39273189
Not every hero wears a cape.

>>39272871
Never

>>39273217
No idea. Pareto is legit. Labmaxed their var and it's legit. Dbol gave me great results.

>>39272008
>>39272147

Please rspnd my gains depend on it

>>39273225
A succesfull whore despite genetic backdowns.Truly an inspiration.
Never give up kids.
Are you cycling atm

>>39270740
I had pubertal gyno and was convinced I'd suffer from terrible oestrogen sides. Took aromasin eod on 1 test e 500 beginner cycle and crashed my e2 with no survivors.

I'm on 500 test 500 eq taking no ancillaries at all. I cant even take 2mg of aromasin once without getting low e2 sides.

>>39272331
Why enathate, isn't acetate a better ester?

is the quantity of Eq enough?

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>>39273225
I'd prefer to see what happens if i'm not good lel.

Goin to class tho RIP.

>>39273258
I dropped my cycle half way to adjust to my new meds, will probably pick up again in a few weeks

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>>39273013
i-i don't have that many doggos lad, but I can try

>tfw found out I have extra test E to brew, so I have 24 vials rather than 10 from this little mini batch

BOIL BUBBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE

doin' halloween right

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>>39273286
Doesnt these meds take more than few weeks to show their effect.
Dont end up killan somebody,you are frauds qt tranny looking whore.

>>39273306
Super good lad.

Can anyone help me here I lost one of my goal body pictures in a format.

It was a super ottermode guy in a nice apartment with glasses, there was a reddit thread and he was really nonchalant about his roid use and everyone was really mad at him.

He inspired me for my first cycle and I'd really like to compare my current results to that picture.

It used to be in goal body threads like 2014 ish but I cant find it in the archives

>>39273391
search for clark kent or superman on reddit

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>>39273391
>nice apartment
>glasses
>nonchalant about roid use
>everyone was mad at him

J E R R Y

pic related lad, all the motivation you should ever need

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>>39273391

yo im retarded literally 2 archive threads later and i found it.

Also he has way better insertions that me I might just kill myself.

>>39273391
https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/2klc8h/5_year_transformation_m2362_145_193/

>>39273390
it's not cheap at all

Americans pay like half what we do

it's legit tho (and you're gonna get banned for source talk)

>>39273436
>>39273439
>6'2
I don't want to be 5'6 anymore

>>39273446
Say that to my face in real life and see what happens.

>>39273436
that's lightingbrah, he wasn't even roiding in those pics, in fact he was low test in those pics hovering at around 280-340 natty. Whatever thread you saw was some guy trolling as him because he used to trip here and was in fact natty during that. The dude is tiny.

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>>39273446
>:^)

>>39273425
Holy fucking massive husbando.

>>39273436
I want my ribs to pop out like that so bad... Idk if I could do a natty dehydrating routine and hold low water retention for very long though, it'd probably have to be like when I'd lose 5-8 lbs in a sauna in one day for wrestling weigh ins but worse. I always felt like absolute shit in the mornings after that crap...

Idk any ideas, faggots?

>Inb4 diuretic pills, inb4 roid.

>>39273452
Trip on jerr bear.

Wtf some girls working out next to the squat rack smelling like poop.. gross af.

>>39273500
wait

m8

brunette? or dyed black hair? shitty tattoos on her left arm?

>>39273500
you are the one who smells poop

>>39273504
No just very average looking /w some black yoga pants. They just went somewhere else and the poop smell is also gone

>>39270556
Cute that you think estrogen causes acne.

>>39273340
I had a local supplier

>>39273494
Are you bi ?
You will turn into a skelly if you try to cut like him.

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>>39273516
ah

thought you lifted at my old gym perhaps kek

there was this fucking girl who always smelled like shit and peanut butter

>asks me to spot her one day
>she's pretty qt, 8.5/10, say sure
>come up behind her to spot her on sqwatz
>as she hits the bottom this overwhelming smell of shit infused peanut butter penetrates my nostrils
>this happens every subsequent rep
>nearly vomiting down her back

fucking atrocious

>>39273458
yes, it's all legit, ancilliaries and rarer compounds (see: var) included

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>>39273532
Hey fuck you man peanut butter smells good.
Nice doge tho

>>39273532
Kek, holy shit that's bad.

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>>39273546
peanut butter smells gr8

it's actually my fucking weakness on a cut, my farmers market has this "grind your own peanut butter" machine with regular peanuts, and a honey roasted peanut option

just load in honey roasted peanuts and it grinds them down and constitutes them with some oil into the worlds greatest semi-crunchy peanut butter

I could literally eat it by the tub

but the smell of peanut butter mixed with human feces is fucking atrocious

>>39273564
So you mix the two often?

>>39273564
This actually sounds pretty amazing

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>>39273571
only when my roommate pisses me off and he needs something fresh for his morning toast

>>39273584
its the greatest thing in the world, plus they have it on sale all the time for like $2.00/lb

>this kills the diet

>>39273564
Where you live excatly.
I cant stand peanut butter too,shit sounds great.

>>39273531
>are you bi?

What does this have to do with dehydrating yourself until your ribs become visible?

I understand diuretics play a huge part in it because they give you a more vascular look and show off your ribs better, like pic related. I'm just wondering if there's a way to achieve that even if it's just for like one photo shoot before I start hydrating again, or if that kind of dehydration is practically impossible natty. My serratus already shows nicely, I just want ripped as fuck ribs desu senpai.

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>>39273616
Forgot pic

>Started new internship for a month
>leave house at 6:40, return at 19:00.
>this is my life for the next month
>even got McDonald's to eat on the train cause if I'd lose time eating at home there is not enough time to work out.
Think its gonna be working out in the weekends and maybe 1 or 2 weekdays from now.

>>39273599
Holy fuck that's cheap I was expecting some ridiculous shit like 5$+/lb. Like those fresh orange juice presses that give you the tiniest bottle for like 2.50.

>>39273616
dandelion root

>>39273628
>works less than 16 hours a day
>complains
lol what

>>39273616
You lust after every single male posted in this thread,thats why I asked.
Its simple,you wont be ripped like that natty,if you try you will feel and look like shit.

>>39273637
>Wagecucking at all

>>39273637
What I am not even getting paid. If I got a big salary to compensate it wouldn't be half as bad

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>>39273601
tempted

>>39273605
C B U S

>>39273628
all of their shit is cheap it's great, chicken breast for $1.25/lb on sale, all organic

>>39273560
what other Canadian labs lol

the only other one on sst has the same prices but less stuff in stock. older labs that have gone mia had the same prices also

>>39273177
Google er din ven. Og SST på plebbit.

>>39273637
Interesting. I'll do some more research on dosage and effectiveness, but I'll keep that in mind. Ty anon.

>>39273644
I don't think I lust after every male on this thread? I'll encourage just about anyone, but I'm not looking for a hot dicking just because I think someone looks good. It's not my fault you're too insecure in your sexuality to give a compliment to someone of the same sex.

>you wont be ripped like that natty

Maybe I will, maybe I won't. Doesn't mean I won't try though.

Also, please learn to press the space bar after using a comma. Thanks.

>>39273664
>chicken breast $1.25/lbs
>all organic
I have bad news for you ...

>>39273717
>I am not insecure about my sexuality
>Goes into a autistic rage and gets defensive after a 'are you bi' question
Really makes you think.

>>39273735
You're only secure in your sexual orientation if you'd fuck qt trap boipussi

>>39273742
>HUSBANDO MATERIAL
>Hnnnng saved nice husbando
>lol why you think I am bisexual insecure faggots

>>39273712

Hvad så med risikoen? Har du fået noget gennem for? ADD og loven er fandme stram, selvom jeg bare har brug for mindre pakker.

>>39273352
These ones are pretty fast acting

It's not like they interact negatively with the roids, but some of them forcibly adjust my sleep schedule and I get all fucky with my workout sched then. Don't really want to waste my cycle if I end up being a lazy med zombie initially

>>39273889
Pas. Har aldrig fået taget noget i tolden. Betal dog altid med bitcoins så det ikke kan spores, og gerne så det bliver leveret op til hojtider. Så tænker jeg at der er flere pakker der skal håndteres, og mindre sandsynlighed for at jeg selv bliver taget.

masT are you still alive? Or did notOp already start his le edgy masterplan?

plese dont be kill. you're the funny-retardo trip and I don;t want to lose you

>>39273936
Præcis mine tanker, julen er jo heldigvis lige om hjornet. Hvor mange gange har du fået pakker?

>>39273954
Ehhh. 3 eller 4 gange.

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>>39273940
Notop assasianated him.
>>39273919
Go T-rex mode bb,otherwise fat fucks that hire escorts wont find you attractive anymore.
And stay safe
>mfw thinking of you hurting

anyone /norway/ here?

just wanting to know how it compares in QoL and cost of living to burgerstan

cost of living is much higher on data sites I've searched, but wondering if the wages there account for that

Is there any reason at all to use Tren A over Tren E? It seems like its always more expensive and comes in smaller doses, plus you gotta pin more often. Why even bother?

>>39274043
because of
>muh side effects wear off faster

>week 4 of test e 250mg
>already have the roid look
>veins all over my shoulder and arms
>people stare at my in the gym like crazy

i didnt know i had this much potential.

>>39274043
The shorter the ester the more of the compound you'll end up getting, but the main reason why people use ace over enanth with tren especially the first time is that if the sides are too bad you can just stop using and sides are out of your system in a few days, longer ester will take longer

>>39274112
Post body

>>39273991
Aah, super. Mange tak!

Fra UK?

>>39274035
Why Norway? If I moved to Europe it would be Finland or Switzerland.

>>39274197
Just looking at a lot of locations, norway is just one of many.

>>39274112
>>week 4 of test e 250mg
>>already have the roid look
no you don't retard

>>39274211
maybe he means 250mg a day

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>>39274207
move to sweden, I love it here :)

I wouldn't recommend that you move to norway, sweden or denmark if you ever want to put you penis in a vagina

>>39274248
Explain quick.
I need this information.

>>39274158
soon
>>39274211
i know its hard to believe, but gym lighting + pump gives me the roid look already.
atleast when it comes to veins

>>39274035
the cost of living is higher. people in low income jobs make a lot more money than in america, but people in high income jobs make less money than in america.

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>>39274211
>le testosterone enanthate takes 6 weeks to kick in meme

it's funny that everyone always links to steroidcalc to plot cycles but no one ever realizes/questions the fact that it hits its peak around week 2

the 4/6 weeks meme comes from the old, debunked notion that the enanthate has a half life of 11 days. a general rule of thumb in pharmacokinetics is that the time it'll take to reach 95% of your ideal steady state values is 4.32 half-lives, so about 15 days

which closely corresponds to... this graph

im just done with my nolva pct and i dont know if ive recovered yet. im still horny but ive noticed some decrease in libido and energy in general. also strength and pump in the gym decreased a little. but my question is how do i know wether i recovered well or not

>>39274257
the /pol/ memes that the women are whores and love muslim dick isn't true it is the other way around. It will be very hard to get friends ESPECIALLY if you don't speak the language isn't tall and attractive as them

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>>39274248
>sweden
kek

>denmark
have looked, but I've read shit things about the women there desu

>>39274270
that seems...odd. Low income as in menial work like fast food? Or moderately low income like trades?

>>39274275
you're supposed to get bloods, retard

>>39274282
>have looked, but I've read shit things about the women there desu
and you assume that they are different than the women in denmark? oh god pls don't move to scandinavia you are gonna regret so much

>>39274274
which closely corresponds to 250mg of test not giving that faggot any look

test, eq, tbol
OR
test, deca, dbol

its my 2nd cycle and my goal is to gain mass but i dont want to stay on for that long, like max 16 wks. what cycle would u go with? feel free to suggest something else

>>39274294
*different than the women in norway

>>39274279
I am not muslim tho.
Are you a foreigner that lives in sweden ?

>>39274304
>max 16 weeks
>eq
>deca
none

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>>39274294
I don't know much about the women in norway, hence the question regarding information about the country

Just probing my options famalam

>>39274294
Lol man why not Scandinavia too ?
Is what they say is memes about the women there ?

>>39274313
nope 100% swedish

>>39274304
don't run deca on a cycle

eq is fine and mostly sides free

>>39274285
steroids are illegal in my country and im only 19. i tried telling the doctor too measure my blood levels but they were like ''no uh if we gonna do that we need a real good reason' so what am i supposed to do? like go to the dr and tell him i think i might have hiv or something? then hes obliged to do it rite

>>39274325
Do you have hard time getting laid ?
Arent your women as open as merican womemes ?

>>39274282
>that seems...odd. Low income as in menial work like fast food? Or moderately low income like trades?
pretty much everything. a job at mcdonalds has a starting salary of $19/h + extra for evenings/weekends/etc

>>39274316
why? what would you say is the minimum wks needed for compounds like deca

>>39274317
>>39274324
the people in scandinavia is more or less the same it doesn't differ from country to country.

getting friends or getting women will be hard if you aren't tall and attractive and speak the language. A 6'2 tanned australian with a surfer body will have no problems but a 5'9 pale and hairy guy will have problems

>>39274341
I have never been to america but what I've heard from scandinavians that lived there is that people are much more open to talk and more friendly

women in scandinavia isn't loose and doesn't have sex with everyone

>>39274371
dqats true from my xperience too

>>39274371
>women in scandinavia isn't loose and doesn't have sex with everyone
lol, this isn't true. we have some real sluts, but it's pointless to talk about "women in scandinavia" like they all do the same shit. they obviously don't.

>>39274384
youre wrong so shut the fuck up fag

>>39274384
you completely missed the point and put words in my mouth

>>39274396
no ur wrong

>>39274297
why are you this mad?
just because you run tren and look dyel, while i do lmao250mg test and look jacked?

your swollen glands sure messed with your head

>>39274304
>eq
14 day half life => takes 8 weeks+ to reach peak levels and about the same time for it to clear so 16 weeks is a fair bit too short
>deca
has weird metabolites that stick around for ages that also suppress you according to some
neither are really that good for cycling imo

>>39274354
my tinder results are significantly, significantly better in western europe (including scandinavia) than they are in north america

europeans in general are much more open about sex and much easier to have no strings attached sex with

your women are a walking meme

>>39274403
oh ok, I get it. you were saying they have sex with everyone. anyway, my point still stands. you have all kinds of women.

>>39274422
ow wow you matched with girls on tinder, did they all messaged you about how they wanted your cock? did you smash all of them?

>>39274354
I am the 5'10 pale and hairy guy.
But I am jacked as fuck.
Does it help

>>39274430
>you were saying they have sex with everyone
I said the opposite
>you have all kinds of women
most places have all kinds of women

>>39274434
yes colour your hair black and grow a neckbeard then hang out with the muslims, you will fit right in

>>39274422
>europeans in general are much more open about sex and much easier to have no strings attached sex with
I believe it. it's more socially accepted here, so the ones who want to do that are free to do so.

>>39274441
christ. who cares. learn to communicate better

>>39274447
Aaand the thread filled with r9k shitposters again.

>>39274465
>again

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>>39274384
>>39274371
>>39274354
>>39274317
>>39274294
>>39274282
>>39274035
Reailty Pill: No slayer is racist.

Picture ANY of these guys spending time online whining about minorities fucking "our" white women. Lmfao.

Reality Pill: No cool, chill, low cortisol slayer is going to spend a single minute talking about races. If you know any of the nerdy race-talk buzzwords such as "haplogroup", your incel ass belongs on uncool aspie populated forums, specifically, one ass cheek on /pol/ and the other on stormfront.

Meanwhile, legitimate slayers are soaking sun with friends of all races not having a damn problem on their mind.

FUCKING LMAO at you disgusting sacks of shit of /pol/. Do you think Chad sits at home and chats with fat paranoid neckbeard about "WE ARE THE LAST BASTION OF MUUH WHITE RACE".
Racism comes from incel nerds who stay in on the internet all day or from lower class subhumans that either can't get laid or have to settle for uglies. Slayers and handsome men in general have a very positive outlook on life and don't hate other races as a result of it. Most slayers could care less about politics, they are too busy living the life.

Alright guys. Poor student here, so I'm looking for the cheapest cycle. I was thinking a simple test E cycle, but the PCT is what leaves me wondering. How much would I need?

>>39274571
three

>>39274571
4 scoops should do it. CMON!

>>39274571
40/40/20/20 nolvadex

>>39274586
ty brother

>>39274539
so you are chad?

>>39274274
>What is androgen receptor upregulation

>>39274635
>I have no idea what I'm talking about

>>39274646
>I've never done a cycle and seen the strongest gains from week 4 on

>>39274692
>muh broscience
>muh placebo

>>39274754
>>39274754
>>39274754
>>39274754
>>39274754

>>39274539
>someone actually took their time to write this
wew

>>39274646
I can tell that you don't

Here's an abstract
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15472231

>>39274862
what do you think the 4.32 times the half life accounts for, retard?

>>39270484
I recognized that gay porn! Scott Ambrose from Men on edge!

Will I go bald after 1 12 week cycle of test ace, tren ace, and 50mg of anavar a day?