Why are cyclists such cunts? Is it all the estrogen in their

>>39259730
I hate those fuckers. Real men go mountain biking

>>39259730
go fuck off with your anti bike bullshit.

>>39259730
i fucking hate those faggots

Go ask >>>/n/

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https://youtu.be/zBFFrsvgu1Y

10 years old and still relevant.

Please tell me how they are dangerous.
A week ago I saw a cyclist die because some truck was driving too fast.
How can an average 80kg dude going at 20km/h be any dangerous to your own life? You guessed it, he can't. What's dangerous though are retarded people driving cars of multiple tons capable of killing just about anything.
How about you stop polluting the earth and start doing a bit of cardio?

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I really doubt I would do much to a car if it hit me.

Save money by:
>no gas
>no yearly inspections
>no insurance
>easy maintenence that can be done at home
>get cardio exercise
>no windshield washer fluid
>no oil or air filter changes
Etc. So, why haven't you ditched your car and went with superior cycling yet?

>>39259841
because when I have to swerve into oncoming traffic to get around you puts me in danger because you won't ride your toys on the sidewalk. I hope you get killed

>>39259919
Maybe you should learn to slow down and only pass when there are no other vehicles coming in the other direction?

>>39259919
But then the pedestrians bitch at me.

>>39259919
>/fit/ - Fitness
then slow down and wait until its clear or are you too stupid to understand that?

>>39259841
>How about you stop polluting the earth and start doing a bit of cardio?
Your cumfarts emit more carbon than an Indian factory.

>>39259931
Maybe you should fuck off and not slow everyone down and cause huge queues of traffic trying to get past your faggot lycra ass.

t. dutchie

>>39259946
you know if you started biking too then you wouldnt have to wait in traffic jams

So how fast can you bike 60 miles?

>>39259957
So you weave in and out of queued up traffic on your bike but would cry and bitch and sue if your own idiocy got you knocked off. I bet you don't even stop at reds.

>>39259957
Why do you want to be sweaty at work?

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>>39259916
Because I can afford a car and I'd rather not risk death by semi by riding a child's toy in the street.

I am a Cycler. I do not ride like a stupid faggot in the street. Unless there is a cycling lane. The faggots who drive in the road should all fucking die.

>>39259971
I bet you're sweaty at work after 5 minutes of sitting down, you fatass.

>>39259946
I don't. Where I live has bike lanes. When I didn't, people had common sense to slow down and wait until there was no other traffic comig. Even when I still had my death machine, I left early so if I encountered cyclists, Id still get to my destination on time.

Maybe you should stop being butthurt for overpaying for a huge scrap if metal.

>>39259973
Faggot who will be fat. Saying bicycles are for pussies. Tell me again you stupid piece of shit. Go drive your dodge neon and forget how o use your legs. You fag.

>>39259937
I'm not gonna inconvenience my day because you don't keep your toys on the sidewalk. I'd rather fly past you as close as possible in the hopes that you'll realize you should ride that ridiculous children's toy on the sidewalk

>>39259971
>sweaty at work
so you are completely out of shape?

>>39259982

hang on, so you ride on the pavement/sidewalk (which is illegal)?

>>39259991
>the only form of exercise you can get is being a massive cunt in spandex playing with toys on the street

Are cyclists all unemployed? Can't see them getting into the office soaking wet ten hours late and being productive.

>>39259993
A toy? Are you a retard? toy by definition is an object made to distract and waste time. Not a piece of exercise equipment. I will beat your faggot ass any day.

ITT: Faggots who show that modern drivers license exams are a joke.

>>39260001
>it's illegal

Weenie ass bitch. I see riders on the fucking sidewalks all the time and guess what? Cops too busy looking out for drivers.

>>39260005
T. Fatass powerlifter.

>>39259985
I would rather have my "death machine" than a fucking toy as my main form of transport.
When you want to take your girl out, does she have to drive you? Do you text her "hey I'll pick you up at 5 on my bike :)"
When you want to go on a road trip with friends you have to schedule around shitty public transport timetables and share space with strangers. Of course that's just a hypothetical as we all know that the kind of insufferable cunt who rides a bike through a busy city doesn't have any friends.

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>>39259991
You're right. I really need to learn what peak performance looks like.

I'm gonna side swipe a cyclist today I promise you. I don't care about one more dent in my shitbox car as long as I can permanently disable a cyclist

>>39260027
>take a girl out
Nope, my gf and I either walk or ride to our destinations.

>road trip with friends
Are you 18? Me and my gf plan bike ride vacations all the time. We bring along camping gear and ride on trails. It's fun. We even rode approximately 500 miles just recently. Maybe you should try it soetime instead of overpaying to go someplace while maintaining your cardio.

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You mad cunt? Bikes are literally the best transport there has ever been made, plus you can gain a huge leg size while doing sprints, you dont have to ride couple of hundred km's a week. And sure bikes can go wherever they like, bikes it's easy thing to maneuver if you aren't a stupid clumsy feminine boy. I never stop on red lights, just make sure streets are safe to cross, always driving like a mad man, and you know what? I just want to tell you that riding a bike is such a fun thing to do, you can get adrenaline and still ride safe, never had any incidens, using the driving lanes, overtaking slow cars...max sprint is like 60km/h on bike, so idk guys? maybe stop being polluting car driving fags and just go green and strong legged with bikes?

>>39260035
FUck those fat faggots. I will fucking wreck you mate. I ride a fucking BMX bike. Way more intense. One gear setting, no faggy bullshit. That the only way to ride a bike BMX or bust. Fuck cyclers with gay bikes, cyclers who wear spandex, cyclers who drive in the road with fucking impunity.

>>39260006
Yup riding a bike in a place meant for cars is a waste of time and it's probably to distract you from how sore you boyfriend made your asshole that morning.

>>39260035
>motorist does this to me
>catch it on camera
>get license plate
>take to police
>they arrest guy for attempted manslaughter
>file lawsuit
>get 100k
Thanks. Go ahead and do that. Just to let you go, most people record their rides nowadays.

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>>39260035
go to hell you cock sucking faggot. I hope your entire family dies

>>39260001
Of course i do you piece of shit. Who the fuck things a cop will pull you over for that? I live in Milwaukee though so the police have better shit to do.

>>39259982
Literally illegal not to ride in the road here

>>39260014

bet you get all upset about it too, real hot and bothered stuck in your 4 mile traffic jam

>>39260078
you mean those bikers who will crush you on every sprint and who have superior bike handling skills? bmx are only for skateparks and dirts, if you use bmx as a transport...welll congratulations you're a loser who thinks he's tough

>>39260078
Yea I go mountain biking too. This thread is clearly about fuckers who ride in the street you stupid fucking piece of trash.

>>39260092
Then you can fuck off faggot. LOL. In the milltown police do not care.

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>drivers getting this butthurt and assblasted by cyclists

>>39260084
I've done it before and I'll do it again.

>>39260098
How will they crush me on sprints? They can put the resistance to a low setting? They can put the resistance to a low setting and bike uphill. They sit on the bike 90% of the time. Tell me again how they are so much tougher. Standing literally increases bone density.

>>39260064
>gf
Gay

>>39260100
>milltown

Confirmed that you enjoy watching your mom get railed by DeQuan

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>>39260106
>mfw
why they mad tho

>>39260100

must be really awkward weaving in and out of pedestrians all day, I'd feel like a total prick mate

>>39260098
How do they have superior bike skills? I have never seen sharp jagged turns or anything of the like. Just old and older faggots sitting on their ass and biking down the cycling lane.

>>39260129
Nope. Niggers are annoying trust me I>>39260138
know.

>>39260067
Yea I love getting to my destination smellin of the cars i front me exhaust. I like wearing spandex and looking like a power ranger with downs. I love getting almost knocked over in the slip stream of the semi that almost fucking creamed me.

>>39260138
Yea also, Pedestrians do not matter. I am not gonna feel like an ass for riding my bike. Pedestrians who decide they wanna tell me to get off the sidewalk get called stupid piece of shit faggots.

>>39260150
I have never once wore spandex. Dress shirt and jeans is the way to go. Never a helmet either because i am not a faggot.

>>39260150
you mean the slipstream that I use to go 80km/h plus, just drafting that planet polluting piece of shit semi? spandex is not obligatory, but it's comfy to ride with, I like power rangers too.

>>39259919
>I'm gonna cause danger to everyone by passing when there is oncoming traffic

>>39259946
>I have secretly in the closet and afraid of seeing men in spandex as it might trigger me to suddenly want to suck a dick

>>39259971
>>39260005
What are showers?

>>39260027
>take a girl out
Either take a taxi, walk, ride, or use public transport. All have them have the advantages that both of us can enjoy alcoholic beverages and we don't have to worry about parking.

>road trip with friends
Use either their car or if they don't have a car rent one. Yes car rentals are a thing. I'll rent a car the one or two times a year I need one. However road trips with friends aren't common for me since I don't see the point in sitting in a car with the purpose of riding. I'll much rather do that on a motorbike or a bicycle. If I'm travelling somewhere I'll just take a train/plane depending on the distance.

What the butthurt drivers don't realise that if they want to drive their cages without being gridlocked constantly they should advocate bike infrastructure and bike friendliness as much as they can. The more cyclists there are the fewer cars are there causing the gridlocks so the few people who insist on caging around can do so easier when most people use a bike. However this will never happen as cagers see any investment to cycling infrastructure as an attack against them and will fight against it with their life causing only more cages to come to the roads with them.

>>39259967
Few hours

>>39259730
I don't care about them as long as they're fast

Grannies on their fucking City bikes on the middle of the road make my blood boil

I save a fortune on my bike, cut tons of stress from city road driving, also my thighs, calfs and ass are like wood now. But I fucking cannot stand asshole cyclists, usually lycra-clad pricks with £2k bikes and helmet cams, jumping red lights and shouting at pedestrians to get out of the way.

There's one in my city who I cross paths with daily, and he's a huge prick. Thinks his everyday commute is the tour de france and he stops for absolutely nobody. Saw him almost go over a car bonnet one day because he just pedalled out onto a crossroad through a red light.

>>39259730
>Show them so fucking respect
>I drive around the mountains all the time and there are people fucking pushing themselves going uphill for hours, i dont know how they do it.

>>39259815
All of Monkey Dust is still relevant.

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who here /nicelegs/ from biking

>>39260939
where are the legs

>>39260939
Not even dyel
It's like do you even exist

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>>39260939
>nice
well toned m'sir

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>>39260971
>>39260985
tfw not a gross body builder

>>39260084
I need to start recording my ride. People have attempted this twice with me, and I was in the bike lane both times. The bike lanes here are as wide as the car lanes.

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>>39261014
>tfw aesthetic as fuck bodybuilder

>>39261048
post legs

>>39261072
that ain't me u mongol, but I'll post if u ask nicely

>>39261084
post legs so I can masturbate

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>>39261090

>>39259997
Not everyone has the privilege of their hourly wage joke of a job being 20 minutes from mom and dad's basement

>>39261116
lmao dude looks like you got fucking wings are you an airplane

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>>39261154
wut

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>>39261116
>>39261154
>>39261165

>>39259841
to fracture the largest bone in the human body, you need a force of approximately 4000 Newtons.
A cyclist weighing 80kg driving 20 km/h hitting you for 0.1 second has a force of 4444 Newtons.

he can

>>39261199
LMAO, ok
nice double bubs

>>39261230
don't you think it looks a bit unbalanced?

>>39261208
Yes, and now compare the amount of deaths and injuries cyclists and drivers cause.

>>39261251
Looks like that cuz of angle
quadz to claves are 55-37 cm
im a recovering skeleton

>>39260132
It's easy to see why they are mad:
>Pay a huge part of their income to sit in a box to ride to work
>Feel powerless while trapped in traffic
>Just sitting their, instead of having full agency
>Not boldly facing death and dismemberment, and thus living on a more heroic level
>Not braving the elements, and instead being more technologically dependent than we already are
>paying thousands of dollars to buy even more fossil fuels, which directly and indirectly funds most of today's biggest problems

I'd be mad too. That's why I live in Brooklyn, one of best US cities for biking. Car-free for 12 years (although I rent a car for road-trips, because duh).

>>39259730
A few of them killed an older guy in my area. Fuckers rode over him, despite him having right of way. Bastards lied about it to the cops, and wouldn't say who actually killed him. All chipped in for a good lawyer or two, and managed to put enough pressure on the cops to drop it.

Annoying fucktards have almost killed me as well.

One of them tried to intimidate my Dad as well by trying to play chicken with him while he was walking down the street. Ended with the dumb faggot falling off his own bike.


Jesus, I really hate these twats.

>>39261392
old good for nothing fucks die all over the place just fucking up young people's lives

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itt: people who got jewed into paying thousands per year for a car just to work for Mr. Shekelstein

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>>39261519
is all fun and games untill it starts raining or worse

then again traffic is at it's maximum shitness level

>>39261519
>That feel when you've knocked down twenty cyclists by clipping them with the wing mirror

>>39261519
>not being able to pay your car in less than a year

lmao fucking poors

>>39261392
>drivers kills a gorillian people every day
>cyclist kills one guy for the first time in history
>hurr why are cyclocist such cunts

I always swerve at them hoping they shit their queer shorts

About 10 years ago a guy died in my county in a crash because of a drunk cyclist. They should hang their heads in fucking shame.

>>39261572
>being afraid of a little water
>Not wearing a gore-tex shell
>Not having a dry change of clothes waiting for you at your destination.
I agree that cycling requires a little more forethought and indifference to the elements, but you will be surprised how well you can adapt.

>>39259916
>look like a child

I'm not going to say they're all cunts but enOugh of them are cunty enough to be noticeable.

Funniest cyclist related story i can recall was driving up this mountain road following a 3500 turbo diesel ram who was following a cyclist. The cyclist was weaving back and forth up hill then riding the middle down hill. When a straightaway came up the ram blasted past and left a huge cloud of diesel exhaust for the cyclist to choke on.

>tfw no turbo diesel to fumigate cyclists

>>39259916
You can't get girls in a bicycle, but i guess you don't care about that, virgin fag.

>>39261392
lol what the fuck
Are bicyclists like street gangs in Europe?

>>39262728
proabably just niggers and/or sand people

>the fucking state of pop culture


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6fR8jHL8k


would rather put a bullet in my skull than be an X-factor watching type

>>39262791
is this is a joke?

>>39259997
have fun not sweating even completely nude in 90+ degree weather, on a 30+ minute bike ride to my job as the sun masturbates onto your face, faggot.

>>39259916
>can't stay dry when it's raining
>can't stay warm or dry when it's snowing weakening your immune system and increasing your chance of getting sick and can't workout
>stealing your leg gains cause you can't recovery
Oh gee, I dunno.

>>39263026

christ you sound like a proper sissy faggot mate, HTFU

>>39263026
>I've never tried proper technical clothing
>implying being wet is a problem in summer
>implying recovery rides aren't a thing

>>39263000
>my job doesn't have a shower

>>39259730

Because your country doesn't invest in infrastructure.

Here in The Netherlands we have bike lanes. There isn't the same bad blood between drivers/cyclists here, since cyclists have their own part of the road.

ITT: proof that 99% of /fit/ are fat DYEL faggots

cyclists are the master race and lance gets all the pussy

>>39261208
> Arbitrary impact time to make your retard calculation work


Jfc

Nothing better than speeding past tubby/pasty car-cucks as they're stuck in traffic.

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Jesus, who the hell gets this mad over bikes and cars? Is it autists?

There's literally nothing wrong with biking as long as you aren't a douche about it. Same for driving your car. Only childish retards get mad over someone disagreeing with them about biking being good or bad.

I like biking, but I live in Kansas, so keep a car. I bet you gibbering retards hate that

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How hard would it be to get in shape to be able to ride 36km two times a day ? Is it realistic to do it in less than two hours EVERY time ?
Pic related is height variation .
I do cardio often but it's only running , never cycled for the past ten years .

>>39263518
Go ask /n/. I don't think it will take too long if you already do cardio

>>39263518
Under two hours per direction or two hours both ways? The former is piss easy, latter is doable but requires proper training. Google seriously underestimates the speed of cycling if you've got any experience with cardio and not riding a shitty bike that isn't intended for doing long distances.

>cyclists that don't stop at stop signs or obey any other rules of the road

Is there any lower scum?

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>BEEEEEP
>honk honk honk
>"MOVE IT, I GOT TO GET TO WORK!"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP
>"I'M GOING TO BE LATE FOR WORK!"

As a pedestrian, cyclists are all garbage people

>>39259730
I cycle. You mad brah?

>>39259931
Maybe you should move out of the TRAFFIC lane you dumb FUCK

>>39263647
this picture makes me laugh as much as it makes me sad

people are so stupid that its funny, but they're literally ruining the earth with their 20 lane highways and 2 car per person average. like how much god damn space does a human have to have fucking selfish cunts.

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>>39263171
>no bad blood between drivers/cyclists here

jonge weetje hoe kanker dom fietsers zijn. als je een gelijkwaardige kruising hebben in een woonwijk heeft elke fietser schijt aan voorrang en rijdt gewoon door.

wat een gekanker.

this thread proved to me that people who hate cyclists probably have autism or are obese

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>>39260165
>bikes in jeans

Cyclists are fucking retards that want all of the privileges of a vehicle while not having to follow any of the same laws. "I can't stop for red lights or stop signs, muh momentum". Stay out of the fucking road, no one wants to sit behind your stupid ass going 5 mph on a child's toy.

>>39264763
Motorists are fucking retards that want all of the priveleges of driving on the road while not sharing it with people who want to travel on it differently. "I can't slow down and wait for it to be clear on the otherside of the road before I pass since I have shitty depth perception!" Stay out of the fucking road, no one wants to worry about being hit because of your shitty driving skills in a death machine that weights over a ton and emits so much pollutants over the span of a person's lifetime because you are too fat to walk or cycle to your destination.

Just LMAO at manchildren who ride children's toys on the roads. You can stay in your delusional mindset while normal, well-adjusted ADULTS drive cars. You retards couldn't pass your driving test or are too poor to even afford a shitbox. SAD.

I work for a consultancy firm in London and we had a new round of interns. Just as I was about to start introducing the interns to their respective departments, an intern arrived late, wearing spandex and pushing a bicycle. I told him that his attire was unacceptable and to go home and change into a suit and tie, and to come back in a real vehicle. He never came back looool.

>>39260573
wish it had more seasons. RIP harry thompson.

Id always bike on the sidewalk unless the road is empty. If someone was walking down the sidewalk id just go in the grass to pass them. Don't understand why you need to bike on the road. I drive by a huge bike lane to work and its always just filled with cars, or if its empty gay/suicidal old men use it to slowly jog in.

but I used to skateboard so I only use the road with the mindset that no one can see me and will kill me if ever given the chance (almost happened too many times thanks to fat fucks who never exercise to know skateboards dont actually have brakes and can only use their minds to think of the fast food they are driving to/from)

>>39263171
>Because your country doesn't invest in infrastructure.

This. I both hate and love this retarded ass country. The US is fucked.

>>39259841
How can metal bullets be a danger to life, they are harmless they just sit there bla bla bla you get your shitty point

>>39265470
Yeah, motorists want the privileges of driving on the road that was built for motorists. Imagine if you were in a bike race and an old lady wandered onto the track and shouted at you for not getting out of her way.

>>39265754
What about motorcycles? Are those adult enough?

>>39265754
My driving test didn't even require me to parallel park. In my state, you don't even need emissions inspections. Most people think cars work on magic between the pedal and the wheels. I see a problem when cars are seen as "necessities" and yet nearly nobody knows anything about the machine they own. Even the experts don't know about them. Take a car with a problem to 5 mechanics and they will give you 5 different opinions on whats wrong with your car. Its the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Do you realize that without all the infrastructure, space, and time required for cars to operate, everything would be closer together and you wouldn't need cars in the fucking first place? Cars are on par with a cellular phones as the most meme-ish, normie, unnecessary "required" devices of the modern era.

>>39266110
Have you ever left your house?

>>39263518
definitely doable, aim for 1 hour 30, obviously downhill will be fast than uphill, even if its just 300 m on 36 km.
36 km twice a day every day is quite a lot though, 500 per week

>>39266122
Yes. 3 Girlfriends (who are cool with it) and two jobs I absolutely love going to. GOML.

>raining
>enjoy the sound of rain on the car
>set the heater or A/C just right
>listen to preferred music or talk radio
>drive at a relaxed speed
>get stuck behind cyclist doing 10 miles an hour in the middle-right of the road because cyclists are motorists too
>day ruined

>>39266110
>everybody having a bike will make the continental united states smaller

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>>39260106
>muh CHILDS TOY
>muh SIDEWALK
>muh SWERVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
the frothing impotent rage some people have at the mere sight of a bike is fucking delicous. And no, none of you are ever going to 'run me off the road' because that would be murder and youre all pussys.

>>39266234
Also I drive for a living and if you dumbfucks cant safely pass a slower moving vehicle without making it a big deal YOU are the one who doesn't belong in the road.

>Carfags BTFO
lol. When will they ever learn how stupid the infrastructure is for all of this?

>b...b...but muh jobs!
even funnier

>>39266234
I'll swerve into you if I want bitch. What the FUCK are you going to do about it? ;)

>>39263518
Definitely do-able. My mom is overweight and really fucking slow, and she can do 36km in 1.5 hours without breaking a sweat. And honestly, if you have something to eat or just have a break for longer than half an hour between the two rides, it won't be difficult at all.

>>39266287
Get caught by the many cameras and charged with vehicular manslaughter when you're just trying to be an edgy bitch who is afraid of doing some cardio.

>>39260078
Said the 14 year old beaner, confident in his ability to pedal 100m down the sidewalk outside his mom's apartment building.

>>39266188
missing the point. he's saying cities can be more dense without 20 lane highways, 6 lane streets, and a driveway+garage on every house. Minus gas stations, minus parking lots, minus car dealerships. It's a substantial amount of space.

>>39259919
Judging by your post you're American. It's illegal to ride a bike on the sidewalk unless otherwise noted.

>>39259916
>ay baby let's go on a date, i'll pick you up on my schwinn you can ride on the pegs.

>>39259967
Note I'm not an example of a fit cyclist. 4 hours if it's flat roads. If I do a 60 mile ride that includes the closest mountain (mt. Diablo) I take like 5-6 hours.

>>39262645
I've made this point to friends of mine and they don't seem to get it.

>>39266164
Why are you driving on one-lane one way roads?

>>39267068
>he thinks we ride schwinn
>he thinks peg-riding isn't fun as fuck
>he thinks his joke is original or funny

>>39259730

>>39266066
analogy doesn't add up breh, roads are multipurpose, race tracks are not

>>39267216
newsflash: analogies are never correct. They are flawed by design because believe it or not, analogies compare two different things

>>39259730

if they are hogging the road when they dont need to be and running lights/signs....they deserve what they get. Saw one get smacked by a bus after running a red and I died laughing (yes, i am a sick fuck). I am a cyclist but I do my best to be courteous.

>>39259841
Consider the record corrected you fucking bike shill
Get off the road you're endangering drivers by making us drive into the opposite lane just to avoid your stupid "planet saving" ass
Also global warming is an insignificant truth

This is how you deal with those faggots

https://youtu.be/RuYO8Tsmhv8

>>39259730
Let me guess, you were mildly inconvenienced for 12 seconds on your way to the gym today?

>>39265811
lol being in britbongistan and thinking your story is bad ass. enjoy your shitty office job while your wife cucks you on muhammeds dick

>>39259931
Because /fit/ is full of angry middle class white kids mad at the world and the only place they feel tough is in a car

>>39259730
huge cycling fan here, all those fucks who ride on the streets like douchebags deserve to be run down

>>39260027
You do realize most cyclist own cars too, right?

>>39267344
I bet you sit on the pipe of the bike and not the seat you faggot

>>39267378
I don't even own a bike. I just don't go full downsyndrome when I encounter a cyclist.