>tfw there are girls on /fit/

wadup nigga :)

>>39122646
kys

>>39122650
:(

>>39122635
Yeah and they be mirin.

>>39122646
be my gf pls

>>39122635
Evangelion girl if you're reading this pls become my wife

>>39122646
londres

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>>39122635
Is this it?

>>39122635
sorry anon I'm just obsessed with lifting

>>39122635
mfw i fell in love with one of them
no face+

>>39122635
I'm here so I can save more picture of his bbc and use him as my motivation and fap material

>>39123444
After seeing that I would beg her to shoot me

>>39123444
Honestly having trouble figuring out of those are veins or breast augmentation scars.

>>39122635
yes we are here, but you'll never know which

>>39123444
That is a literal moose knuckle

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>>39122774
>Tfw people think about me

Today's my birthday and a shit ton of people know it is but nearly nobody congratulated me. I guess I'll fit right in with all you sad lonely cunts.

>>39123444
Is that an artificial vag or what?

>>39123444
thanks for the nofap inspiration

>>39123444

WHY

>>39123358
does she love you back tho my nigga

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DO YOU THINK THEY LIKE US

>>39124414
Like? I love one of you fitizens. He knows who he is.

>>39122635
sup any lesbos here :)

>>39123495
looks like she had boob work done for what i don't know.

>>39123895
Happy birthday.
(you)

>>39124414
I like you guys.
But then again I am lesbian.
I like you in the way you would like a big brother.

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>>39124425
Love you too bby ;)

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>>39124425
>tfw my gf only goes on /x/

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>tfw there a cute boys on fit

>>39124414
Nigga I don't even like myself.

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>tfw too intelligent to be a girl on /fit/

I just realized when threads like "rate my gfs body" are created, it's probably some grill on fit not wanting to give away she's a grill.

>>39124431
Not lezbo, but Bi-fag. Waddup?

Yeah and they troll the shit out of the >tfw no gf threads

>>39124425
>that feel when thinking about you hurting

>>39124538
Why would they do that? You see how many replies any post that so much as says 'girl btw ;)' get, even more so with a picture

>>39124397
i believe so yes but certain circumstances sorta complicate things

>>39122646
Be my ai girlfriend pls

>>39124583
>girls can't be insecure and try to disconnect themselves from criticism and insult
I wouldn't even post like that, many (you)s isn't always great

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>>39123895
Why do you need recognition for your day of birth? Be happy with yourself everyday. If a birthday makes you feel lonely, forget about it and move on, this day isn't worth your time and energy.

>>39124477
That can be very misleading

>>39122635
Most of us are trying to lose weight, bitter, or just here to look at current body threads/memes desu

>>39124729
Not OP, but I think it's just nice to be thought of.

>>39124431
Ohh shit. Waddup

>>39124414
you ok

>>39124477
sup b-by meet in the locker room for after work out shower ;)

also serious "?" would you be freaked out if some random chick just sent you flowers?

my brothers don't know that I spend a significant time of my free time shitposting on this estonian wool knitting forum.

I guess girls who come here are a bit strange.
>blogpost incoming

was ugly as a teen and get to see what the world is like if you are on the bottom of the social ladder. best memories of that time was in wow and I still play it. Got somewhat pretty though and 5'2 108 lbs. When people give me compliments I never believe them. I will always be that ugly girl in my mind but who cares

>tfw she's lurking
>tfw thinking about her, a lot
>tfw you've probably got to life with her choice
>mfw no face for this

>>39124969
>I guess girls who come here are a bit strange.
can confirm BUT knowing " 4chan humor " is actually something that makes talking to each other easy in a way that makes people seem more open minded, if you know what i mean?
it's easier to make a joke about some immature stuff with some 4chan grill as opposed to some stick up her ass girl from "outside", you know?

>>39124969
>5'2 108 lbs
i'd ram my cock so far up your 5"2 rectum, i'd probably manage to pinch your brain, just sayin'

BATSY PLEASE START WEARING TIGHTER PANTS IN YOUR VIDEOS TO KEEP A TRACK OF YOUR REAR END GAINS.

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>>39125010
>tfw bats will never rear end her romp onto your dick

No girls on the internet faglord

>>39124994

of course it is. I always feel like I have to put on a social mask when talking to other girls (and men) when outside of this nutcase of an imageboard. But hey atleast I got some nice body dysmorphia from coming here.

god I hate this place

>>39125029
>I always feel like I have to put on a social mask when talking to other girls (and men) when outside of this nutcase of an imageboard.
fucking right?

it's like those girls out there literally can not withstand a simple dick joke or something similar.
atleast some 4chan grill accepts the fact that you might joke about her ass and she'd reply with some joke about your dick or something.

real shame though that not many girls visit 4chan, be it fit or other sfw boards
yes yes >fit is sfw 100%

>>39125026
>ngotif
Huh, it even makes for a nice acronym.

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How does it feel that you'll never have an ass like this?

>>39125029
>>39125046
You two fucking faggots wanna get a fucking room where you can suck each other off, jesus christ.

>>39125029
>mfw found a beautifully stunning girl, both lookwise and characterwise in this nutcase of an imageboard
welp, back to scratch.

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Or legs like this.

>>39125059
depends, you wanna join in?
my foreskin needs cleaning, faggot

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Or even tits like this?

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>>39125050
>tfw i wont have an ass like that sitting on my big dick
Dont remind me, faggot

>>39125050
>>39125066
I'd say it hurts more to know you'll never have a girl with those attributes than being a girl with those attributes tobh famplesiosaurus.

>>39125074
gonna have to see a pic without a bra on before I blow my brains out tbf

>>39125066
>dem godzilla feet tho

>>39125096
>tfw no high potential swimmer gf

>>39125096
Big feet are okay if they have a nice shape.

>>39125029
Yet you keep coming back you masochistic piece of shit xx

>>39125060
>characterwise ok girl
>4chan
you knew what you were getting into m8

>>39125050
I'd kill for my face to look at least half as good as hers
I FUCKING HATE BEING UGLY; ATTRACTIVENESS IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING IN A FEMALE

>>39125197
Literally who cares. You can get laid whenever you fucking want.

>>39125211
I don't care about getting laid plus even if I wanted to I couldn't. I just want to love, support and cook for someone. I talked to a couple forever alone virgins off of 4chan when I was desperate and they said they wouldn't fuck me without a paper bag over my head.

>>39125238
>I just want to love, support and cook for someone
You can get that too pretty easily as a female. Literally the ugliest fucking dog woman can get a beta sperglord to wife her in a fucking blink of an eye. Stop pretending it isn't so.

Your actual problem is
>waaah chad won't fuck me
Yeah. Get fucked.

>>39125238
>they said they wouldn't fuck me without a paper bag over my head
I guarantee that this didn't happen.

>>39125251
Yeah this girl is delusional, she could post on reddit and 30 guys would marry her in a second even if she looks like an ogre and smells like shit.,

>>39125251
>>chad won't fuck me
when will this meme end?
I'm 23 and never had a male friend; I doubt it is because I want Chad and more that I am ugly and have no personality.

>>39125176
>you knew what you were getting into m8
i did and i accepted that fully, but you can't and don't want to influence someone just because you want it, the other part has to agree to that out of free will too.
fear of what could lie ahead can hinder you a lot, sucks but nothing i can do about it.

>>39125238
>I talked to a couple forever alone virgins off of 4chan when I was desperate and they said they wouldn't fuck me without a paper bag over my head.

Pic or it didn't happen.

if you actually lift as a girl, you're half way there
other half is flashing your tits

there, done.

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>>39124425

Please be in Toronto

>>39125265
>>39125279
This was 2 years ago. Why would I save messages of being called ugly and "it's better to save up for a gun than plastic surgery"?

>>39125303
This didn't happen.

>>39125311
Have you never seen an ugly girl? Do you not believe they exist?

>>39125315
Yes I have. I have also seen a lot of ugly girls in love and in relationships. I'm saying you're full of shit.

REEEEEE.

>>39125277
i can't do this any longer

>>39125351
huh?do what any longer anon?

>>39125315
I just don't believe a "forever alone virgin" would say that. I mean, come on, we're talking about people who would fuck guys dressed as girls.

you LITERALLY just need to SQUAT for a big ASS
and maybe some CLEANS for some goat CHESTIES

that is LIT ER ALLY it for a girl to exercise and LOOK good for CHAD while he eats BURGERS and looks after TYRONES children

>>39125388
FAs have the highest most unrealistic standards known to mankind.
They're not forever alone, they want women who are superior to them in every way while being completely worthless themselves.

To the ugly chick, just say you're a gamer girl and post on some gaming forum and you'll get a gaming addicted loser bf in no time. So many of those guys with literally nothing going on in their life beyond games, desperate for someone they can share their limited interests with.

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>>39125383

>>39125442
This guy understands.
Please read about Christian Weston Chandler if you want what may be the most powerful example

>>39125455
that is a nice pepe, still not sure what you're trying to say to me. What can't you do any longer?

>>39125238
Face pic pls you're probably exaggerating

>>39125455
Stole that pepes anon thanks

>>39125442
Can confirm this as true
Girls have it very easy even if youre ugly since there is a shitton of guys who are so desperate for a gf they dont care

>>39124477

>friendzoning all of /fit/

>>39125238
Unless your body is fucked too you shouldnt complain
Also, what the hell use make up ffs like every other fucking girl ever

>>39124477
>I like you in the way you would like a big brother.
That works for me because I have a giant incest fetish.

>>39125483
it's nothing really, it's just something about you

>>39125496
Never lower your standards anon

>>39125521
about me? You're speaking in riddles anon, reminds me of said girl somehow

>>39125442
this

i used to be one of thjose fuckers myself

dont get me wrong, i still dont have much going on in my life but its not more only vidya

>>39122635
Tfw my ex introduced me to 4chan, and now I can't stop lurking hoping that I'll recognize one of his posts and somehow we will reconnect.

Inb4 pathetic, I know.

>>39125526
My standards are shit easy to pass so i wont lower them under no circumstance
However the "be single" requirement weeds out 98% of girls and the "Dont be a fucking toxic dickbag" takes care of the rest

>>39125536
ach hör doch auf
>inb4 huh? anon i don't speak german

>>39125521
feels good talking to you again btw

>>39125576
But, Anon, I don't speak German.

>>39125549
keep lurking. i bet you will recognize his posts someday.
me and my ex bf spend hours pretending to be other people and answering each others problems on fit. it's great. really doesn't make you want to kill yourself because of all the feels that it invokes.

>>39125050
Her back is at a 360 degree angle. Ass would be nothing if she stood up straight.

>>39125618
I've already recognized his posts and it just makes me miss him more, but I can't stop.

>>39125576
Mkay, interessant das man sich so immer irgendwie findet amirite

>>39125593
i'm sorry, i forgot. your tongue did more french kinda things if you get my drift kekkedy :^)

>>39125637
aaargh verwirr mich nicht, hab ich jetzt irgendeinem random ein Jürgen geschrieben oder dir aaaaaaahhhh

>>39125549
>>39125618
>faggots on my 4chins

>>39125549

Rachel?

>>39125675
No but I am a Jewish girl and Rachel sounds like one too lmao

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>>39125630
same,same. you'll learn to live with it somehow until those rare moments when you see his posts become the only thing that makes u happy in ur life but u pretend to be a normal functioning human being so everything's ok :)))))))

no srsly. BAIL

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>>39125703
>Jewish girl

>>39125715
Bruh, Rachel is like the quintessential Jewess name.

>>39125703
youre an oven dodger? well...

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>start dating a fairly fit guy
>feel like a bum for not keeping up with him
>read sticky, start working out
>I've made better progress than him now
>fitness has turned into a competition between us
There's hope for even you bodyweight babbies

>>39125723
No, I wasn't reacting to that name.

>>39125652
Nicht mir... Kek n anon faked mich mrs nbg ;)

>>39125757
war aber ofc nur an dich gerichtet.
but you know that.

>>39125197
She's not even cute desu

>>39125639
>>39125652
Top kek. Netter jürgen btw...

>>39125251
If you really think this, you haven't seen a truly fugly girl senpai.

were are my fellow /fit/ lesbians?

>you will never know the pleasure of grinding your wet pussies against each other

pity you fit fags for never experiencing this great cardio workout

>>39125773
Sure. Texten wir jetzt über dieses Medium sporadisch? Ist irgendwie hart awkward kek

>>39125798

How /fit/

>>39125738
So you think Natalie Portman, Bar Refaeli, Rachel Weisz, Scarlett Johansson, Rashida Jones and Kay Dennings are all "absolutamente asqueroso"? Boi you blind.

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>>39125798

Ayooooo right here my bud

>>39125814
There are always outliers. There are even some nice looking gooks in the world, too.

>>39125810
gab schon genug awkward momente. das ist doch fast normie schon.
hoffe,dass es dir gut geht

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>>39125798
Reporting

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>>39124477
>friendzoned by /fit/
there is no hope

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>>39125846
I don't think you've seen enough attractive Jewesses in your life.

>>39125813

<20% bodyfat, everything else is disgusting.

>>39125850
True. Soweit joa, grinse nur Grad wie n faggot...
Bei dir alles gut?
Btw hier wurde ne fliegerbombe gefunden, bb gains

>>39125877
I think you're severely overestimating the attractiveness of your race.

>>39125887
I'm not even Jewish, I just grew up around them and know their girls are cute.

>>39122635
Grills of /b/, is ottermode the best mode?

>>39125882
wieso grinsen? hihi
mir gehts ok.
wenn die mein schönes wiesi kaputt mach bin ich traurig

>>39125910
>I'm just a jewish girl
>I'm not even jewish
Okay.

>>39125877
Because there arent any

>>39125929
Different poster m8

>>39125949
Then why are you even talking? Never fucking reply to me ever again.

>>39125920
Cause writing with you ofc :)
Mkay
Tjoa dann solltest schnell herkommen bevors weggebombt wird (Mini jürgen)
We ever gonna get in touch outside of this environment tho? (miss exchanging myself with you (( maybe mini jürgen)))

can a girl acknowledge my existence pls

>>39125987
>>39125920

haltet bitte eure fresse

>>39122635
Me and my girlfriend were going through her instagram and someone she was following posted about somone mirin' her gains on her private insta? Fitizen??? She had a fat ass.

>>39126013
Why r u so mett?

>>39126013
ach brudi, ich wünsche dir von ganzem Herzen, dass du mal so fühlst wie ich und der typ da, dann reden wir nochmal.

>>39125987
weiß nicht bezüglich kontakt haben. du kennst mich. ich weiß nichts.

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>tfw the cute, shy woman with the brunette ponytail at my gym undoubtedly comes to /fit/ but I sure as fuck can't use that fact as an excuse to talk to her

DETROIT

>>39125977
Why are you so mad?

>>39124414
Some of you are very cute. I've saved pictures of a few guys...Although it was mostly inspiring photos and transformations.

>>39126059
Mh joa, wobei das hier nicht viel anders ist als regulär.
Man kann ja klein anfangen no pun intended kek

>>39126098
custom print a shirt with
pls be in
D E T R O I T
E
T
R
O
I
T
and wear it to the gym. see her reaction

>>39126009
Hi, anon!

>>39126113
doch, es ist ein bisschen anders, denn hier gibt's keine Namen und alles ist anonym. keiner weiß davon. sneaky secret.
aber eigentlich, ja, ist es emotionally genauso draining wie das andere.

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>tfw a girl will never lovingly swallow your load
christ it's too much bros

>>39126135
prove grill pls

>>39126124
Wear cotton to the gym?

Why don't I just get AIDS and eat bread every day?

>>39126139
Implying das andere ist nicht literally sneaky aka nur wir kek
Jedenfalls fänd ichs schön, just saying.
Also, wie wir uns immer wieder finden. Ixh finds echt interessant

>>39126151
it baffles me that there are actually girls that won't swallow. the shit's in your mouth already, it has already touched your taste buds, it's not gonna get worse by swallowing or better by spitting... get a grip and swallow that shit.

>>39126162
i don't know from what shitcountry you come from, but where i come from you can have sport shirts customized

>>39126189
It's not the taste, it's the consistency. Imagine swallowing PVA glue

>>39126188
hier ist es noch sneakier. hier heiß ich "Anonymous", genauso wie du.

ist eig einfach dich/mich zu finden. einfach immer in die desperate threads gehen. ._.

>>39126207
i am >>39126189
and i'm a girl myself. the consistency is totally fine. maybe your dude needs a checkup if his cum has a glueish consistency.

>>39126205
I come from Detroit. Do you think I can afford anything other than a customized cotton shirt?

>>39126217
Well, anonymous, I'll let you in on a little secret: I dream about you

Two minds thinking alike huh? Würd nich sagen dass wir desperate sind kek just like each others company.

>>39124477
I'd hang out with you. You'd have to excuse me once in a while though, I would have to go jerk off every 30 minutes (unless you're fat).

>>39126251
i know you do.
ich weiß nicht, wann ich das letzte Mal geträumt habe. Ich bin Anfang Oktober nach Erlangen umgezogen, mit nem Kumpel in eine WG, und seitdem ich hier wohne schlafe ich irgendwie so tief und fest und ruhig. Ich habe irgendwie echt keine Träume. Curse and blessing, weil das Aufwachen nach manchen Träumen ist..schrecklich, mildly speaking.
sorry dafür ._.

>>39126299
>>39126251
hitler pls go

>>39126299
In ne wg? Dachte du wolltest in n 1Zimmer Ding?
Nem Kumpel oder mit deinem freund?
How sou finamcing that onb4 sucking deeek

>>39126366
hab nichts gescheites gefunden alleine und der kumpel hatte einfach ein so gutes angebot gemacht. zahl 300€ warm für alles drum und dran, ist auch möbliert und hat alles was man braucht. und der kumpel ist cool, zocken und schauen serien und so stuff. alles passt.

mit nem kumpel, wie es da steht

werde von meinen eltern unterstützt und mache mich gerade als Übersetzerin selbstständig aka arbeite von zuhause aus, fertige übersetzungen an.


wann leavest du deine harry potter staircase cave?

>>39126234
Well shit

Imma guy and that's why my ex told me she wouldn't swallow

>>39126398
Sounds good
Muss ich also doch in erlangen Info studieren :^)

Mitte märz, Wohnungssuche läuft und prüfungen very soon dann fapcave wird zu fapwohnung

>>39124729
>Why do you need recognition for your day of birth?

Because she's a woman, duh.

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>ywn cuddle with an autismo Finnish grill lifter

Why live?

>>39126458
Erlangen ist nervig, Wiesi ist besser.

voll cool, ziehst du dann nach wiesi? oder wo es halt happened in der gegend?

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>>39126476
are you really stupid enough to believe only women care about birthdays

>tfw some bitch last year led you on and then spread rumours that your an autismo creep moron to everyone
>tfw it was perpetuated to all the qt grills by dyels, fags, and fatties
>tfw now literally no girls give me any attention

>>39126495
jup irgendwo in die nähe vom hbf, weiter oben is ne schöne gegend
kannst mich ja dann besuchen kommen, dann hab ich auch ne separate couch zum schlaf ;)

>>39124788
Then earn it, make a positive mark on worthwhile peoples lives and you will (not) be alone.

>>39124414
Just like all else, some of you are cool, others make me wish i was lesbian

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>>39126439
Tfw always swallowed for my ex and he still dumped me

>>39126508
>rumours that your an autismo creep moron
Are you saying you're not one?

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>>39126512
nice,klingt toll
die stadt ist so schön. ich heul gleich. eigentlich ist Wiesi doch nix besonderes, oder? Nicht groß, nicht bedeutend. aber >tfw ich bilder von diesem kack bahnhof seh
so schön.
und du lebst da, für dich ist es bestimmt so voll normal und die siehst garnicht, wie schön es ist.

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>>39126531
Listen, little baby. You're going to get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about.
Let me just say, you're pefect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? P E R F E C T.

Don't ever change. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, babygirl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

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>>39126531
Oh man, I did not want to feel these feels after my workout

>>39126540
I'm actually not, she just turned out to be a twisted bitch with borderline personality disorder who wanted to fuck me over for some reason

>>39126531
I wouldn't dump you, anon

>>39126547
kann mir literally vorstellen wie du "voll schön" sagst, eventuell mehr als 3,4 mal kek
well, tbqh, hast mich gewisse ecken schon mehr appreciaten lassen
mfw staring at dieses große metallene,flaggenartige ...ding was wir vom aussichtspunkt oben gesehen haben, daily.
>Nicht groß, nicht bedeutend
i beg to differ m'lady, for 'tis is where i literally picked you up

>>39126554
Can you hold me and tell me that everything will be okay?

>>39125046
/cgl/ is full of grills, but then again /cgl/...

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Are those two hitler people actually flirting with each other or what the everlasting fuck is going on in here?
It's just like 1945 again i swear.

>>39126590
y-yes but I might pop a boner

>>39126562
Comfort me pls, anon. I like big hugs and lots of kisses.

>>39126575
Take me out then?

>>39125238
>t. after I started making it, got a job and slept with a couple of girls after being a 40%BF shut-in for 5 years I developed this fantasy of finding the most put upon girl imaginable and being a perfect bf for her, fucking her brains out every night and helping her get out of her rut.
problem is the uglier a girl is nowadays the more "sassy" and slutty she is - and that is a major turn-off. also not sure that that's a healthy fantasy.

The big question is, do those girls ACTUALLY lift?

>>39126626
Nobody on /fit/ actually lifts m8.

>>39126604
That's okay.

>>39126531
Come here bby girl, ill treat you right
All i ask if that you be the small spoon

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>/fit/ is not only my bro but a little sister as well
is this what having a family feels like

>>39126618
How bout a gym date?

>>39125798
> great cardio workout
enjoy losing your gains, faggot (n-no offense, I guess.)

>>39126611
I got you, baby

>>39126580
welches großes dings? :o alzheimer kicking in
war das so auf der rechten seite irgendwo? wenn ja erinner ich mich dunkel...

nicht groß und bedeutend so für die allgemeinheit wie berlin oder new york oder tokyo oder so, sowas meinte ich.
also im großen kontext. im kleinen, so für mich, bedeutet die stadt alles.
mittlerweile winke ich allen WI Autos zu. improvement. statt zu heulen winke ich und grinse. und schaue mir die leute an, aber keiner von denen sieht so aus, als ob es denen bewusst wäre, was für eine ehre es ist, dass sie diesen Bahnhof da sehen.

>>39125917
For the general most part women will. I do. Muscle attractivness is on a bell curve

>>39126639
I dunno. Would a little sister playfully toy with your dick while exploring your big, muscular body before bedtime?

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Friendly reminder: all girls will cheat on you and eventually dump you when they find someone (and they will) with more WALLET, DICK, FACE.

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>>39126637
>>39126647
back of faggots, she's mine

>>39126637
I love being the small spoon, makes me feel so loved.

>>39126189
My bf taste like cigarettes and dew. Nty

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>>39126659
you're not a girl

>>39126642
Sure but I'm so weak, I'm just a smol girl

>>39126653
>war das so auf der rechten seite irgendwo?
si seniorita

> im kleinen, so für mich, bedeutet die stadt alles.
i know anon
>mittlerweile winke ich allen WI Autos zu
kek, muss lustig aussehen. mild autism, i like it
tjoa, darf man nur als gebürtiger äh wisianer eintreten, outsiders will be shot

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>>39126684
His jizz tastes like cigarettes?

>>39126702
und wieso wurde ich nicht geshotted? hätte VIELES VEREINFACHT TBQH SENPAII

>>39126682
well you will be
lets just stay in and watch some netflix under the covers, leave the world behind for awhile

>>39126663

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/r9k/

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>>39126659
I..I hope so.

>>39126716
weil meine wisianische aura dich vor dem shotten beschützt hat
also maybe n haufen jürgen irgendwo einfügen weil du mehr oder weniger doch "geshottet" wurdest

>>39126742
>>39126716
Can you two please have sex already

I wonder if the women on /fit/, or 4chan in general, have learned anything about the mind of a man here. Like if I hanged out in a website that's 95% women I'm sure I'd kind of get to understand and know them better

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FUCK OFF GERMANY

>>39126748
I used to work in a place that was 99% women and I still have no idea about women.

That feel when met my bf on 4chan, not on /fit/ though

>>39126698
I can help you, how bout that? What would we do after the date though?

>>39126744
implying we uhm haven't?

>>39126760
please tell me it was /a/

>>39126748
Men arent hard to understand, women however are
I think all women understand men unless the men or the women in question are retarded

>>39126760
Is that actually a common thing? Meeting some guy or girl on 4chan and pursuing a relationship?

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>>39126744
I laughed way too hard at this

>>39126748
I know more about Pex pipe than I do women on my 35 years on This Mortal Coil and the only thing I know about Pex pipe is that it is energy efficient.

>>39126752
Nein :)

>>39126742
wusste dass das kommt höhö
die leute hier mögen uns nicht :( die sind nur neidisch
bald ist 404 btw. ich wünsche dir jetzt schonmal einen schönen abend!

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>>39126647

>tfw girls on 4chan even camwhores have seen your huge dick and say how badly they want to fuck you
>go private on email or Kik or skype or whatever
>see your face
>say you're too ugly to continue talking to

I've had it happen multiple times guys

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>tfw in the modern day of the internet you can't be sure anymore if you're talking to an actual woman or a tranny freak
the cute innocence is gone

>>39126799
>ever showing them your face
what for?

the fuck is going on in this thread? i feel like this is about to turn into some crazy online orgy or some shit

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>>39126801

>>39126785
tjoa, nich mein problem though
meh,ein bisschen haben wir noch aight
[spoiler]p-pls don't go senpai[/spoiler]

>>39126810
I hope so

>>39126766
It wasn't
>>39126775
Dunno if it's common, we just started talking everyday and eventually met in person, same as if we had met anywhere else I guess

>>39126814
>>39126785
Exchange phone numbers now

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>>39126814

>>39126810
Can't make out what those german fags are talking to each other, i hope it's about stuffing their anus full with each others shit or something.
Or else i'd actually have to book a room for both of them.

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curls for the gurls

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>tfw no qt kraut girl to practice mein Deutsch with

>>39126827
>implying we didn't already exchange a vast amount of bodily fluids m80
>>39126834
we know each other. all's fine. return to fapping.

>>39126840
squats for the blyats

jesus christ, this place.
I love you /fit/, never change. My last day of living was ok, I guess.

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>>39126841
>tfw no any girl to practice mein dick with

>>39126773
I sort of get the feeling that most women simply stop trying to understand men when it comes to basically everything that doesn't have to do with sex money or entrapping us into relationships and handwaive the things they don't as something that men they don't like or want do or simply say "stupid man stuff/misogynist stuff that they would be better without".

Women aren't as easy to understand because they aren't logical or even.
They are by divine necessity an eternal mystery. A mirror of the chaos of life itself.
We can only guess as to what they think and feel from day to day to hour to hour to second to second.
They also can be easily pulled into a maelstrom of absolute bullshit if they bait is sweet enough. And a woman who's deeply ingrained in a broken or self destructive mindset is a woman that has to be left to self destruct, from what I've seen.

>>39126857
>tfw no dick to practice with, only vagine

>>39126840
keep that back straight, pup

>>39126827
>implying we don't already have, sort of
>>39126830
huh, das hast du noch?
>mfw
hab auch noch so einige bilder, letztens das dickmann bild wieder gesehen

>>39126860
Do you girls also get that thing where you wish you'd get a day with a dick like we do with pussies?

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>>39126830
Me on the right

>>39126859
>and handwaive the things they don't as something that men they don't like or want do or simply say "stupid man stuff/misogynist stuff that they would be better without".
what the fuck did you try to say here

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>>39126866
natürlich hab ich das
hab alles mögliche noch

>>39126875
Idk, how old are you? I used to feel like that in my teens.

>>39122635
Isn't that a good thing? Better them be here and getting fit than being on tumblr and getting fatter.

>>39126901
28

>>39126844
>we know each other. all's fine. return to fapping.
Then fucking get on with it, why are you even here on an Indonesian child labor toy board writing with each other when you have each others mobile number?

>>39126875
not him but when my friend asked a girl that in high school she said that if she were a guy for a day she would have gay sex all day long...

>tfw /fit/ virgin

>>39126906
life's easier on the chan than outside

>>39126803
Usually if they do I do

>>39126898
same
also mfw jenes bild

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>>39126744
Gayest fucking conversation i had to witness on any board, holy fuck.

>>39126944
Do you have the cliffnotes? Not a hitlerfag.

>>39126830
I fucking hate public display of affection.
t. me on the front seat

>>39126937
mfw du kein face postest

>>39126944
why so hateful m8?

This fucking thread. lmao Calm your tits everyone. You're edging too much

>be me a girl on /fit/
>lifting consistently for 2 years now
>want to cut but never can but some mild strength gainz
>see ideal gf threads and feel like shit cause never gonna look like that
>at least i can squat two plates i guess
>goes to gym to stay sane
>feels

>>39126913
I have no idea what your deal is with her or him or whatever i don't care but if you like her text her on your phone
Or get a room and shout german words at each other in an angry fashion

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>>39126937
you remember this evening?

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>>39126969
swallowing sperm is a scientifically proved method of looking like the girl in pic related.

want me to show you?

>>39126937
>>39126975
NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39126969
>at least i can squat two plates i guess
You guess?
Nigga, how can you not know how much you squat?

If you do then its impressive, stats?

>>39126955
>mfw du kein face postest
schwer für sowas n reaction pic zu finden
>>39126975
ofc
sehr schöner abend
felt good, drinking, playing cardboard games, having fun, with you

>>39126975

gott seid ihr erbärmlich

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>>39126951
It's just the retarded way how millennials talk to each other on social media.

>>39126978
You can tell by that cropped picture that her elbows are pointy as hell. I puked a little in my mouth.

>>39124414

yes you guys just need to get the spaghetti out of your pockets and you'll be good irl too

>>39126892
Anything they do not like or understand about us they simply compartmentalize as "things men I do not like do" or "stupid man stuff they should stop doing".

>>39126993
ja,war echt schön.. heftigst einen über den Durst getrunken.. und geraucht... immer diese scheiß Zigaretten wenn ich bei dir war. schrecklich (schön)

>>39126994
:*

>>39126717
Aww thanks anon

>>39126989
They are saying "I guess squatting two plates is good enough".
Not that they don't know that they are squatting two plates.

This is the worst thread on fit right now.

>>39126761
Idk, cuddle?

>>39127016
ach ging schon, war wohl die angenehmste busfahrt die ich bis dahin hatte
und sekunde, ich hab dich nicht zum rauchen gebracht, alles dein freier wille

>>39127032
This is the worst post on /fit/ right now.

>>39126799
have your dick and your face visible at the same time at all times

>>39127023
Y-you too

>>39126717
>leave the world behind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePiJ_Fwioh8

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>>39127037
keine ahnung was du da fotografiert hattest, aber das bild ist epic. wo ist das in wiesi?

ich geh jetzt dann nach deiner antwort btw. hat mich so gefreut. sehen uns im nächsten thread mal wieder.

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>want so much to look like pic related
>start getting serious about working out this year
>people starting to notice and ask what is my goal/motivation/drive
>show them pic of Rin Nakai I keep in my wallet
>"she's way too big!"
>"all those muscles make her look ugly!"
>"wouldn't you rather be skinnier?"

...

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>>39126995
this girl posted a pic of herself which reminded me of that supreme faggot, looks like they could be siblings t b h

I really hate lesbians and I don't know why.

>>39127081
sup brah, when r u posting a new vid?

https://www.youtube.com/user/NINJAWHEE

>>39127067
waren da irgendwo am rhein glaub unterwegs

alright. mich mindestens genauso. wäre schön ja
umso schöner wenn mal außerhalb dieser " 4 wände "
schönen abend dir dann noch, i guess. i've missed this

>>39125887
Another Jew here. Israeli Jewesses are God-tier, American Jewesses have an early expiration date and hit it hard.

>>39127114
grüß mir den bahnhof wenn du ihn siehst. c:

>>39127093
They're women you'll never have a chance with. It's pretty easy to understand, not that this doesn't make you kind of an insecure faggot.

>>39127093

i hate lesbians too even though i am one. 99% of them are subhuman trash

>one life
>be born a lesbian

>>39127132
komm her und du kannst ihn selbst grüßen
über umwege mag ers nich so ;)

>>39127134

>implying someone who posts on a siberian fish breeding support group has a chance with het women

>>39127138
Could you explain to me why several lesbians have approached me for sex? (I went with it)

I seem to be a "go-to" for lesbians when they feel the weird need for a dick

>>39126841
>tfw no qt Aryan to practice mien kampf with

>>39127158

okay I will bite the b8 even though I know that these several women are figment of your imagination

those women aren't real lesbians they are just whores who seek attention from men

>>39127158
They weren't lesbians. They just used it them seem more interesting.

>>39124969
If I ever noticed a girl spitting dank memes, I would marry her.

>>39127180
to make them*

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>>39126975
>>39126993
>>39127037
>>39127067

Euer Stil ist krebserregend. Bitte geht weg.

>>39127081
Well they're definitely not wrong

>>39127158
What the other guys said
Womens sexuality is more malleable than a guys so they can swap preference

They are your classic "Men are stupid i dont want to date them, only girls for me plz" but every now and again they get a craving for dick and need it
Youre lucky my friend, they are crazy but they are the "go away" type of crazy

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>>39127183
>then you found out they exclusively browse /a/ and /cgl/

I took this girl from class on a date and she scared me off so quick, it felt intentional. On the first date she tells my she's a virgin (at 24) was just hospitalized last month for damage to her throat from purging, how much she loves horses and Brad Pitt. She later invited me to listen to her play the flute. The things she said over that hour and half showed me a glimsp of the insanity.

She was not really attractive but she looked decent, and I knew she was smart from class but I just couldn't do it anon, I think she would have murdered me if we spent a little more time together then I broke it off.

I let her down nice and easy, like how you set down an IED with frayed wires all over it.

She absolutely didn't even lift, and had never played a sport.

I don't really know, but it struck me as very unusual that she was a virgin at 24, you would think some depraved man would be willing to stick his dick into crazy but I guess not.

>>39127216

maybe you also converse in shitty social circles with shitty women. only damaged whores have a sexuality that is malleable. The majority of women is heterosexual and a tiny fraction is exclusivly homosexual. The bi crowd are just attention seeking whores

>>39127232
Yeah but she'd probably give crazy good head and swallow it all. Crazy girls are the best in the sack.

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>>39127192

>>39127255
Well obviously they are fucked up
I think you know exactly the type of girl im refering to
The ones who say lesbians are better, all men are pigs, all men should just die etc but fights with her gf most of the time and has sex with guys to make her jealous

I dont care about female sexuality at all, its a fucked up connotation to begin with these days because it seems girls couldnt care less about having sex, getting loved, having relationships and raising kids

>>39127258
Aside from kissing, she told me she had zero sexual experience and I believed her.

Having sex with virgins is somewhat awful imo.

I guess there is the chance to train her, but I bailed the fastest I ever have.

Its threads like these that remind me how alone and miserable I am. Just fuck my shit up senpai.

>>39127192
Alda ist hier partnerbörse oder wat, nehmt euch n zimmer, heiratet und macht kinder gott oh gott

>>39127283

yeah but my point is these women aren't lesbians. They are just attention whores and just make the life of real lesbians harder because then some men invalidate our sexuality bc's some used up whore said she was a leezbian and needs some dick.

they would be the first I want to purge from this world

I hate lesbians. They always try to force their shit on me and they're crass and even if they were perfectly decent people(never met one if they exist) I just can't get behind people that have bad taste like that

>>39127324
You're not actually alone though anon, you've got other people sitting infront of their electronic devices browsing this very same thread.

>>39127360
How exactly to pretend lesbians make your life harder?

>>39127360
>they would be the first I want to purge from this world
Oh no you fucking dont
This world needs more girls who are willing to take a dick, not less
We have way too few as it is today

>>39127410

Thanks anon, but I mean in the sense of the physical world. I appreciate the perspective nonetheless. Things could be worse of course, I do have friends that I hang out with regularly, but I can't shake the sad kunt feels for some reason.

apologies for the faggy blogpost.

>>39127134
>implying most people here have a chance with anything that has a pulse.

I wish you guys would stop making "high test" fatty threads.

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>>39127531
Why do you feel intimidated by objectively better women than yourself?

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>thank you
>this was nice, wishing for more of this soon

>>39127565

Not OP but

> My personal tastes are objective fact now

Theres a reason people jokingly post landwhales in those threads.

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>>39127531
Either youre a guy with low test or your a salty woman who doesnt put out so we cant have fun and enjoy attractive women
Whichever you are, kindly fuck off

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>>39127576

>>39127576
Got to /soc/. The ride of ego stroking, attention whoring and making up stories never ends there.

>>39127586
Because they're assholes or jealous

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>>39127586
Yeah, except for the fact that high test girls are scientifically proven to be thee most attractive to the largest percentage of men, which makes it an OBJECTIVE truth, rather than opinion. I'm am very, very sorry that your taste is OBJECTIVELY worse than mine. I do hope you'll get over it some day.