What chalice do you use for your firstsipoftheday™ ?

Another mans phallus.

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>>38967514
>that first kek

I pour it down my toilet then flush

>>38967507
Seriously? this bland worthless shit again? at least drink something halfway decent, like musclemilk. Monster kills gains!

>>38967507
At my uni i see a few people caring shit like that cup around. They are always the wierd kids

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used to get a glass and but alot of ice in it but now i just puit the can in the freeze for 10 minutes

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>that first guy doing ohp in the squat rack

>>38968428
People at my gym only use the squat rack to deadlift in front of, they squat in the smith machine, so I feel no guilt in using it for my ohp

>>38968428
its the only place to OHP in my gym

where can I buy bulk ultra monster?

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>that first tip of the day

>crossfitting
>that first kip of the day

>break out the waterbong
>that first dank rip of the day

>>38967507
>Seeing this fucking meme
>Seeing 24 pack of monster on sale @ costco for 20.99
>life is a meme

The can obviously

>drinking the first sip out of a mug
>2016

>>38968510
>see 4 pack at loblaws for 11.99

>have one almost everyday
>decide to try some coffee instead with some butter and almond milk
>tfw that first sip
jesus christ that coffee made me feel so much better than the monster

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>>38968536
Coffee shill please leave. Forced meme. Saged and repoted.

>>38968510

>go to gym
>crushed empty monster ultra zero can in the parking lot

They know where I lift. Send help.

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>>38968483
> just the tip

>>38968536
>coffee ... with ... butter
What is this?

>>38968483
I'd fill her with a hefty tip.

>>38970048
give it a shot anon

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>>38968483

>wake up
>morning wood
>get up
>eat delicious breakfast, eggs bacon cereal steak ice cream elvis sandwiches
>morning wood intensifies
>go outside
>barely flaccid
>see thicc qt
>mirin ratio
>mirin ass
>hypnotized by ass
>not minding my step
>hit foot on curb, fall, hit my knee, bleeding
>qt caught me mirin, obv
>smiley at me
>asks me if Id like her to suck my dick, y'know just to take my mind off the pain
>mfw
>that first hip trip otd

>>38970801
kek

>speed running megaman
>that first zip of the day

>shooting the shit with some bros
>that first quip of the day

>playing tony hawks pro skater
>that first lip of the day

>Fire up some MILF porn on Pornhub
>That first clip of the day

>my slaves picking cotton
>that first whip of the day

>>38971281
>>38971274
im losing it here

>headin into the sauna
>that first RIP of the day

>/fraud/
>Took my test and tren last night
>Wake up, thigh sore
>That first PIP of the day

>get a 4chan pass
>that first vip of the day

>class starts soon
>that first skip of the day

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>Mohel
>That first snip of the day

>>38971404
lel

>>38968474
at the DYEL store.

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>>38967507
I'm not a hipster fag, I drink right out the can.

>>38971578
>>>/out/

>>38971331
Wow.

>>38971238
I'm TRIGGERED

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MMM Sexond can of the day

>>38970259
>adding extra calories to my day

No thanks. Black coffee master race

>mom finds stash of tranny porn and crusty socks
>that first guilt trip of the day

>walk to work during ice storm
>that first slip of the day

I hope you cunts recycle

>get to the gym
>just finished my first sip™
>crush my can and place it in the recycling bin at the entrance of the gym
>tip the receptionist
>go to the changing room and get into my gym clothes
>open locker #1
>empty cans
>go to locker #2
>empty cans
>locker #3
>same thing
>checked every locker and they all have cans in them
>go to the reception and ask to see the clipboard of when the lockers were cleaned last
>They were cleaned this morning
>feel like screaming at the receptionist
>remember it's not her fault
>ask if she could make a sign asking for all rubbish to be placed in the corosponding bins
>She says sure
>tip her and go and clean out a locker
>Have a pretty good work out all things considered

>>38967507
>chalice
I hope somebody beats you to death with that cup